Singing Coldplay is bad for your health


Personally, I despise Coldplay. Their music reminds me of stale gravy slowly and glutenously dripping down the side of a dog's jowl. It seems that I'm not the only one. A Socialite's Life report that a young lady from  Seattle "beat up some dude" as he sang Coldplay's 'Yellow'.

The woman, described as a "little hippie girl" bellowed, "Oh no, not that song. I can't stand that song!" She then leaped at the would-be singer, shouted expletives at him and told him his singing "sucked", while expressing the same opinion of the song, according to a Seattle police report. She pushed the man and punched him, all in an effort to stop his singing.    

People rushed to the singer's aid and hauled the 21-year-old woman outside. Robert Willmette one of the barmen at Changes said: "It took three or four of us to hold her down." God help Chris Martin if he ever goes for an ale round those parts... well... I say 'help'...

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  • 42

    Coldplay is the best band ever! I listen to Oasis too, and other Alternative rock bands. Their music is the opposite of gravity, the opposite of good known molds. People who say Coldplay sucks usually listen to stupid pop shit, like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj & co. If not, then they listen to rock and metal. I like all types of rock, though. But there's no need to say they suck. I'm out.

  • Eve Martin

    coldplay rules and the only way it could be bad for you is if the whole world started singing it so loudly that your pathetic little ears exploded. and you know what? you would deserve it.

  • jj

    COLDPLAY SUCKS. worse than their music is their attitude towards music and art in general and even politics.they&#39re like u2 a pop band. an average band like oasis beats them.

  • Johannh McWilliams

    coldplay is the best band ever, and they try really hard to make a good name for themselves, and they do. there music is awsome its not junk and its definatily not the cause for peoples anger issues. plus they have honesty they could of published all these other songs that they wrote but they dint because they will only give us the best, and they thought they could do better. plus dont critisize other peoples music if you couldn&#39t do better (cause you cant). plus there all so talented probally the best band in the world!!!

    And i play the piano and i only hope that one day i&#39m as good as cris martin. plus how can girls not like him he is SO WELL....HOT! gwen (his wife) is so lucky!

  • undefined

    i love coldplay! You have the right to your opinion, but I don&#39t think you can blame their songs for people beating up other people...

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