So Jodie managed to pull it off, she got wed right before our very eyes on quite possibly the lowest of the lows of reality television. Who knew it could sink so far?
Well her publicity whirlwind doesn't stop at the altar. Oh Lord, I hear you shout. Well Jodie Marsh has just terrified NSPCC workers the world over by announcing that she might be pregnant!
On her latest MTV diary, she told her new husband of approximately five minutes, Matt Peacock, "I think I might be pregnant! Would you be pleased? I’m getting old. We should wait because there’s stuff I want to do."
"I’m so broody babe, I’d stop taking the pill tomorrow and get pregnant. I’m just desperate. If I’m pregnant now by accident I would keep it and be over the moon."
I don't know where to start with my pity for this possible child - the fact that it will know it was a complete accident, the fact that it will see it's mother's tits splashed across many a centre fold, or the fact that it might inherit some of her genius. Terrifying stuff.
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