Paris_hilton_icethumbHere's some good news to kick of the weekend, hot off the Ecorazzi grapevine: it has emerged that Paris Hilton does not intend to go away at all -- ever.

That's right folks. The hotel heiress has announced that at the time of her death, she wishes to be cyrogenically frozen. And I quote: “‘It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.’ Great news!

It goes without saying that cryogenics is very energy intensive. Keeping Ms. Hilton perpetually frozen should place a nice dent on energy consumption over the course of hundreds of years. Unless she decides to freeze herself now; which might technically even things out in place of her emissions over the next 60 or more years...

[ via Hippy Shopper ]