Watch out people, it looks like we are soon to have another chav on the loose as the Queen of frozen food, Kerry Katona, is currently in labour. The reality TV star and former Atomic Kitten popstrel (though they only really made it big once she left) is, at this minute, pushing and panting for all she's worth with her little legs akimbo. Please God – don't let the camera crew for her MTV show, Crazy in Love, give us that exclusive.
Kerry was rushed to hospital yesterday by her money-grabbing, adulterous, fame-hungry husband, Mark Croft, but wasn't due to start pushing for another five weeks. However, hospital staff reckon that all is well with the expectant mum and that she is calm.
Her publicist, Max Clifford, commented: "Going into hospital after her waters broke was a big relief for Kerry. She's had a tough time in recent months and over the last week or two she has been hardly able to walk due to massive water retention. But now she's told me she's happy and pleased that she is on the right place and that the baby will be born soon."
This 'tough time' alludes to her recent stint in the Priory for depression, a move which delayed work on her reality show. Star Trip wishes Kerry all the best with the birth of her son, apparently to be named Max (what, after your publicist? Classy), but dreads the inevitable pimping out of the kid for some quick change.
[via Contact Music and Heatworld]
