Is Lindsay Lohan a thief?!

There's no doubt that Li-Lo is many things. An actress. A model. A Claudia Winkelman lookalike. A little girl with a pet alien called Stitch. An inflatable thing you lie on in the pool. But thief? I mean... what would be the point? She can't be that hard-up? Someone called Masha Markova reckons her mink coat was nicked by Lindsay after a party in January. Quite why this is only just becoming news you'll have to ask The Daily Mail. Apparently the coat was mysteriously returned in February, after Masha kicked up a stink. Returned to Masha, I mean - unfortunately the original owners of the fur have had less luck getting noticed.