Hands up who's bored of David Walliams. As I suspected, a sea of hands appears before me. Even David Walliams seems to be bored of David Walliams. Of course, we're all aware that he's been reinventing himself as some kind of Olympian superhero lately, but today's report in the Sun that he may actually be doing something at the Olympics completes the transmogrification. So, reckon you can do anything, huh? Well I'm sorry, David. It's my theory that you can't be funny and sporty (and you're increasingly proving me right). Pick your side Walliams. Which is it to be? Jock or nerd?


