Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin married in secret

...and why not? That's how they've conducted their whole entire relationship. Oh and they're expecting a baby too, although presumably it's early days as Gwynnie still has that famished Dickensian orphan look about her. I know, I'm just jealous. I love her really. Although not as much as Chris 'Coldplay' Martin, apparently. A source told The People that Paltrow, 31, and Martin, 26, tied the knot in Santa Barbara, California, on December 5th. Rather more recently, the couple have also been spotted house-hunting in Belsize Park, north London.