Lindsay Lohan to star in pregnancy film

Not a graphic hand-held one, or a weird porny fetishy one, but something called Labour Pains. Starring alongside Chris Parnell, Cheryl Hines , Luke Kirby and Connie Britton, Lohan will play a publishing house assistant who - here it comes - fakes a pregnancy so that her mean boss won't fire her. Good luck with that one. Producer Rick Schwartz says: "I didn't know Lindsay before this, but we looked each other in the eye three months ago, and she has done everything I could have asked." Creepy.