Cheryl Cole hates her legs

Picture_1 It is a fact universally acknowledged, as Jane Austin wrote, that Cheryl Cole is a big ugly fat cow. So it should come as no surprise to hear that old 'face ache' hates her legs. Frankly we're just relieved she said it first. I mean my god, what an unholy munter that woman is. I can only apologise for inflicting this picture on you but some things are so painful and ugly you need to witness them to really believe they happened. In a way, reading this post is like sitting through Schindler's List.

“I'm terrible, I don't like my legs,” she says. “I haven't got much of them for a start. It's just the thing that I don't like so if I was dressing myself I'd probably cover them up.” Also what's this IF I was dressing myself business? Who dresses her?

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