Jodie Marsh and Jordan/Katie Price/That Horrible Witch Who Made Peter Andre Cry [delete as applicable] have been feuding for so long now that I'm almost convincing myself that the whole thing isn't personal, but rather, an orchestrated PR stunt (Whatever gave you that idea? - Ed.). Now, they're at it again, with Marsh firing the first of (presumably many) shots. Talking to Zoo magazine about Katie Price's horse-riding abilities, Jodie seethed: "What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that's all she does. She doesn't jump, she doesn't do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts."
Jodie then added, "I started horse riding again recently and I haven't ridden since I was 14. So I've got on it after 17 years, and it's a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps."
She added: "She's not good in bed - she doesn't know what she's doing. She's as cold as ice, she's got hardly any friends and she's thick as shit!"
And on her relationship with Alex Reid, who apparently like a bit of cross-dressing? "I think anyone who wants to be with Jordan is a bit weird in the first place."
Sigh.
[viaHeat]
