Stop. The. Press. Kerry Katona has revealed plans to revive
her music career!
We kid you not, friends. Our favourite* Liverpudlian has announced that she is in talks to re-launch her music career. The former Atomic Kitten 'singer' put to bed recent rumours of a reunion with her old band mates, telling Digital Spy that her planned invasion of the charts would be "Definitely solo. There is stuff in the pipeline, but it will be solo."
Embarking on The Next Chapter of her life (see what we did there?), Kerry appears to be chomping at the bit to return to the studio. All that is left for us to do now is wait with baited breath, and ensure that we buy enough food supplies to make sure we can survive underground until this horrible, pending, attack on the music charts is over...
*Please note use of the term 'favourite' has been used very, VERY, loosely.
