Silly story of the day: Gary Barlow's waxwork gets security
We love Gary Barlow as much as the next sane person. Mainly because he is now so seriously smoking hot that we can't even remember what he looked like chubby.
But, it seems some people's Gary lust has turned in to Gary frustration - and his waxwork is bearing the brunt. So it's been moved to a VIP area guarded by bouncers.
Ready for the quote of the century from Madame Tussauds?
"We don't want to stop people getting up close and personal with their hero, but we hope by putting him in his own VIP area we'll be able to manage the attention more effectively", a spokesperson told The Daily Mail.
"And his minders will remind fans to be polite when they get too demonstrative. The fans are coming up, blowing kisses - we have even had a pair of knickers left in his pocket saying 'I love you Gary'. We've had to remove him a few times because people were kissing and there was so much lipstick on him."
This is the best thing we have ever heard.