Did you steal that joke from Peter Crouch? One Direction's Harry talks virginity

Before One Direction's Harry Styles got all famous and swoon-worthy, we imagine he was doing a paper-round, eating flumps and not getting Amelia Lily's number or going on dates with Caroline Flack.

Thankfully, Harry's just like J-Lo - minus the glittery body-stocking, two divorces and children - because he remembers exactly where he came from, even admitting yesterday: "If I wasn't in the band I reckon I'd be a virgin."

Peter Crouch once made a joke like this and we laughed. Harry's attempt just makes us feel awkward like the time we had to look at old naked people's bits during sex ed.