... but thankfully not like Kelly Brook. Shudder.
Yep, our favourite X Factor judge of all time (sozzers Barlow, you need to get yourself a pair of high-waistys) has finally realised it's 2011 and time to do some tweeting.
His first message to the world last night?
"It's official, I know it's taken a while. It's really me! We're live in 10 minutes. I'll keep you posted. Lots of love #iamsimon"
He then declared his love for the site, before bitching about Paula Abdul & co.
Join his sixty-thousand followers here.


