You know those people that you would never in a million years fancy, well, after a quick straw poll of the office, it turns out we do. And not just a little bit.

Before you think we're challenging Kitty Brucknell in the mad stakes, have a little look through our gallery and if you don't feel the lust in your loins for at least one of these men (their average age is probably 55, they ain't boys by any means) then we'll give you 10p* so you can treat yourself to something far more satisfying, like a Curly Wurly.

*This isn't true. Soz. But you should have a look anyway.