While we were telling you all about Louis Walsh apparently being the only judge to return for X Factor 2012 (now renamed The Louis Walsh and Friends Factor), we found a few Louis gems which we couldn't keep to ourselves. We're nice like that.
Sometimes we forget just how funny this man is. He's like a reality TV's Karl Lagerfeld only less French, less cool and far less fashionable.
Check out our favourite Louis one-liners (and amazing amount of gurning) above.
"What is the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander down Grafton Street thinking he's Bono."
On Bono. He's only saying what everyone else is thinking. Although we doubt Bono walks anywhere - he probably levitates.
