We know what it's like. One minute you're dragging fifty tonnes of presents back from the shops, gift receipts in hand and the next, you wake up and it's 27th December. What the hell happened to Christmas?
Turns out - like us - you've pretty much slept/drunk/eaten your body weight in Celebrations through it. So what's been going on in the world? You know, outside the actual front door last seen about four days ago. This is what dear readers...
- Matthew McConaughey's got all engaged and stuff. He popped the question to now-fiancee Camilla Alves on Christmas Day. Oh, and so have Holly Valance and her billionaire boyfriend, Nick Candy. Ahhh...
- Sinead O'Connor made Kim Kardashian feel saintly by divorcing her fourth husband on Christmas Eve after just fourteen days of marriage. Harry Styles also told radio listeners - and the rest of One Direction - that he's single. Albeit in a very reticent manner.
- Elen Rivas tried to provoke a war of words with ex-husband, Frank Lampard and his fiancee, Christine Bleakley on Twitter over her kids. Oo-er.
- Nicole Scherzinger has hinted at an exit from The X Factor USA saying she wants to focus on her music. Umm, haven't we heard that from an X Factor judge before?
- And finally, some news that isn't really news. Dido has named her son 'Stan' after her hit single from yonks ago with Eminem. Aunt Vivienne from Fresh Prince of Bel Air (also known as Janet Hubert) has revealed why she didn't show at a recent cast reunion. "There will never be a reunion as I will never do anything with an a**hole like Will Smith", she told TMZ. Blimey. Don't count on her downloading Willow Smith's new single with N-N-Nicki Minaj then...
