You know when you read something so hilariously ridonkulous that have to pinch yourself to make sure you're not sleep reading? Well that just happened to us.

The Daily Star is reporting that Kate Moss is having a Strictly Come Dancing final party at her mahoosive mansion house in the Costwolds in a couple of weeks. Not odd at all you might think, after all she apparently had a My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding themed hen do.

But - and this is where it gets slightly strange - her "good friend" Timmy Mallett (you know the guy with the glasses from eighties kids favourite, Wackaday who also sang Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini?) will apparently be hosting said Strcitly party.

Wow there. How long has Mossy been BF's with Mallett and his malett? And, what is this quote about?

"We're not sure if Timmy will be sporting one of his wacky loud shirts, colourful glasses or giant pink foam mallet but it's guaranteed he'll sing on the karaoke with Kate", an insider told the paper. 

We're scared and slightly confused. And we reckon other reported guests Stella McCartney and N-Dubz's Fazer might be too.