Mum, how do you spell 'Gervais'? Bieber fans threaten Ricky with death

When we were eight, we spent our days doing cool stuff like falling out of trees and hiding our nan's teeth. Never threatening people with death for making a pretty funny joke. But then, we idolised Brian Harvey and he almost ran himself over after eating too many jacket potatoes.

Anyway, we digress. Basically Ricky Gervais made a joke about Justin Bieber's paternity test (remember last year when that crazy fan said he fathered her child?) at the Golden Globes.

It went something like this: "Justin Bieber nearly had to take a paternity test. What a waste of a test that would have been. No, he's not the father. The only way that he could have impregnated a girl was if he borrowed one of Martha Stewart's old turkey basters."

Hilarious. Except if you're eight and should be in bed. Then you might tweet something really scathing like: "You dont know what your talking bout justin bieber, your a mean t**t, you dont know naffing." Or this: "Ricky Gervais. I hate you. I love Justin Bieber!! do not mess with justin i kill you." 

It's almost Shakesperian.

If you listen really hard, you can hear the future crying.