As we type, Jeremy Paxman is probably crying. And not because he has to present the weather on Newsnight this time. Nope, he's heard. And so have we.
See glamour-model-turned-mother-turned-author-turned-businesswoman-turned-Eurovisioner-turned-divorcee (x2), Katie Price was part of a little debate last night. Before you ask, it wasn't a punch-up outside a kebab shop. It was a bone fide discussion. About feminism. At Cambridge University. And that's not even the weirdest part.
Katie was invited to oppose the notion 'The only limit to female success in female ambition' by the President of the Cambridge Union. Her opposition? The Mayor of London's sister - and editor of The Lady - Rachel Johnson.
Although Katie, also known as Jordan, admitted she wasn't great at public speaking before taking to the lectern, she ended up winning over her audience and completely trouncing Rachel in the final vote.
Her finest line: "You have to put in hard work to be successful. I do my job not because I have to but because I love it. There is no excuse for being lazy and there's no such thing as can't." Here, here.
Be afraid Jez, be very afraid. Next she'll be popping out up on University Challenge.
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