Is this Harry Styles in the nuddy?
A skinny naked man purporting to be One Direction's Harry Styles has taken a dodgy photo of himself in a rather nice bathroom and posted it all over the interpipe.
As yet no-one really knows whether it is Harry (damn you phone flash) but this is what we do know:
1. It's a boy.
2. He has big hair and dog tags but isn't Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
3. We're not aroused.
Don't you find it weird that only Harry's mum and a woman old enough to be his mum can solve this mystery?
This reminds us of the time that we saw a bit too much of Dappy and his hat...