Relationship watch: Seal and Heidi separate, Tulisa 'dumps Fazer'

Sob. Sniff. Sob. Two of our favourite celebrity couples have apparently parted company over the weekend.

First up, the one we know to be true. Her of the immense beauty/Halloween parties (Heidi Klum) and him who enjoys the odd Kiss from a Rose (Seal) are separating. Why? In a joint statement they say they've "grown apart". While they're arguing over who gets custody of the Le Creuset (this is not a shameless plug to kit out our kitchen), we've decided true love definitely doesn't exist.

Secondly, the one based on salacious gossip. Tulisa has apparently dumped long-term boyfriend and bandmate, Fazer. Reports differ as to why she's apparently moved out of their flat (maybe because this story is entirely made up).

The Sun reckon the Dubzers had a massive fight on holiday in the Maldives. We're not sure they would've have time to fit it that in, what with MAKING US RIDICULOUSLY JEALOUS EVERY TWO SECONDS. But, The Mirror is convinced that T hated F's partying ways. She's not one hundred and five.

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