As the confusion surrounding Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby daughter's name rolls on - is it Blue Ivy? Or Ivy Blue? - we thought we'd give the little girl some comfort.
See Bey and Jay aren't the only ones to opt for a slightly zany name. Oh no. There's a whole hoard of celebrity offspring tucking in to their low GI-lunches right about now and wishing 'Sarah' or 'Tom' had been cool enough. Or that their mum hadn't over done it on the gas and air.
Let's meet them.
Jermaine Jackson's son, Jermajesty
The only thing worse than making your son sound like the illegitimate child of Queen Elizabeth II? A white boiler suit and leopard print shoes.


