Noel Gallagher would mentor X Factor 'lunatics' for £1m
Oh Noel Gallagher, you're such a tease.
The former Oasis singer has joked that he would join the judging panel on The X Factor if Simon Cowell offered him a £1m contract.
"It's about six months work, innit?", he told the Radio Times. "I reckon it would have to be a million pounds after tax."
"I say that tongue-in-cheek. I don't really want to do it. But a million pounds for six months' work? That's good money if you can get it. Even I don't earn that much."
He also revealed that Simon basically offered him Gary Barlow's job last year.
"He said, 'Basically [I want] somebody to replace me', and I was like, 'What, you mean have all the kids round my house in the back garden and saying to big lunatics, 'I've made my decision and I can only take three...' No, that's not going to happen in my house, the missus would kick off for a start'."
Si, forget Noel. We'll do it for fifty quid and a packet of Wotsits.