April 15, 2011 3:15 PM

Is Kate Middleton pregnant?!

Kate MiddletonWhat's this we hear on the grapevine? A new sprog on the horizon?

The latest gossip that's got the tabloid rumour mill on overdrive is that none other than royal-to-be Kate Middleton might be pregnant!

Of course, these rumours have been fiercely denied by the gang at Buckingham Palace. A pregnancy outside of wedlock; never let it be said!

However, according to website Parentdish, sources in the US have reported the couple are expecting their first child, and that the big news will break officially once they return from their honeymoon.

They quoted a source saying: 'She had originally been nervous about having morning sickness on the wedding day, but in the end she decided not to put it off, to just leave it up to fate.'

What do you reckon? Could there be truth to the tale?

Posted by Kate Lapthorn on April 15, 2011 in Baby Watch, Kate Middleton | Permalink | Comments (5)

November 2, 2009 3:24 PM

Baby Watch: Coleen checks into have baby?

rooneys.jpgColeen Rooney has reportedly checked into hospital to give birth to her first child with footballer husband Wayne. Over at Heat, they've said that the family arrived at Liverpool Women's Hospital yesterday evening with overnight bags and have not left. Wayne also missed a training session with Manchester United earlier today, which is always going to fuel speculation that the baby is on the way.

A patient at the hospital is quoted by Click Liverpool as saying: "Coleen checked in on Sunday night.

"She is already a week overdue and like all of us she is impatient to have the baby."

There has not yet been any official news from the couple.

In related news, Coleen has apparently turned down a £1 million+ deal to sell her baby photos.

Posted by mofgimmers on November 2, 2009 in Baby Watch, Coleen McLoughlin | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 21, 2009 2:42 PM

Corrie star, Samia Smith, pregnant!

Samia-smithCoronation Street actress Samia Smith and her husband Matt have announced that they are expecting their first child. The 26-year-old - who plays Weatherfield's pregnant Maria Connor - is 13 weeks pregnant and has become the ITV soap's 10th star to announce baby news in the past 18 months. She is expected to give birth in October. Speaking of the news, she said: "I have been pregnant on screen for the best part of the past two years and as soon as I get rid of the fake baby bump I will have a real one!"

The announcement comes only a week after the loss of her father Joseph, who passed away last week after a long battle with cancer. Smith added: "I am so pleased that we were able to tell my dad about the baby before he died."

Julia Haworth (Claire Peacock), Andrew Whyment (Kirk Sutherland) and Ryan Thomas (Jason Grimshaw), Alison King (Carla Gordon), Jack P Shepherd (David Platt) and Wanda Opalinska (Vicki Dankowska) and Jane Danson (Leanne Battersby) all became parents over the last 18 months. Meanwhile, Graeme Hawley (John Stape) is due to become a father in June, while Simon Gregson (Steve McDonald) is expecting his second child with fiancée Emma Gleave later this year.

What are they putting in the water up there?

Posted by mofgimmers on April 21, 2009 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (3)

February 10, 2009 4:49 PM

Sophie Ellis-Bextor has premature baby

Sophie_Ellis_Bextor.jpg Sophie Ellis-Bextor has given birth to a baby boy nine weeks early. The singer, who is married to The Feeling guitarist Richard Jones, was rushed to hospital on Saturday and underwent emergency surgery after being diagnosed with potentially life-threatening condition pre-eclampsia.

The baby, who was due to be born in April, has been named Kit Valentine and weighed just 2lb 10oz. A statement released by the star's agent confirmed that both mother and child are in a stable condition. "Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Richard Jones welcomed the latest addition to their family on Saturday February 7th," it said.

"The happy couple have named their boy Kit Valentine Jones. Both mother and baby are doing well." The pair already have a four-year-old boy, Sonny, who also arrived prematurely. He was born at 28 weeks and spent five weeks in hospital.

Posted by mofgimmers on February 10, 2009 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 14, 2008 10:35 AM

Lisa Marie Presley names twins

Lisamariepresley Lisa Marie Presley and husband Michael Lockwood have named their newborn twin daughters Finley and Harper, the star's representative has confirmed.

Lisa Marie Presley has named her newborn twin daughters Finley and Harper.

The 40-year-old singer - who welcomed the babies into the world, weighing 5 lbs 15 oz and 5 lbs 2 oz, after having a caesarean section last Tuesday (07.10.08) - chose the names with husband Michael Lockwood, her spokesperson Cindy Guagenti has confirmed.

After revealing Lisa had given birth, Cindy added: "The babies and mom are happy and healthy and resting at home."

The twins are Lisa Marie's first children with husband Michael Lockwood, 47.

She also has two children, 19-year-old daughter Riley and 15-year-old son Benjamin, with ex-husband musician Danny Keough.

Lisa Marie's mother Priscilla revealed the pregnancy following speculation about her daughter's weight gain.

She said: "She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time, and I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they're having and when it's time to make the announcement."

Posted by Maus on October 14, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 10, 2008 12:15 PM

Usher to be dad again

Usher Usher and his wife Tameka Foster are expecting their second child together, a source close to the singer has revealed.

Usher is reportedly set to become a dad again.

The 'Yeah' singer and his 38-year-old wife Tameka Foster - who are already parents to nine-month-old son Usher Raymond V - are reportedly expecting their second child together, a source close to the singer has revealed.

Usher, 29, recently revealed he always intended to have children early in his life.

He said: "I'm so proud to be a father before I reached 30. I'd hate to be 80 years old and not be able to run with my kids. I need to still be able to do flips when they're in high school!"

Tameka also admitted she was finding it hard to cope with Usher Raymond V because he is growing up so fast.

Speaking in July, Tameka said: "He's like a hyper baby - he's crawling so fast! He stands up, and he's walking around the table... it's amazing to watch him. I've never seen a baby crawl so fast! I call him Dash, like on 'The Incredibles'!"

The due date of the couple's new baby has yet to be confirmed.

Posted by Maus on September 10, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 26, 2008 3:49 PM

Broody Christina Aguilera

Christina Christina Aguilera says she and husband Jordan Bratman want another baby.

Christina Aguilera wants another baby.

The 'Dirrty' singer - who gave birth to her first child, Max Liron, in January - revealed she and husband Jordan Bratman hope to add to their brood because they love parenthood so much.

She said: "It is the best thing you will ever do in your life.

"It just lights up my whole world when Max laughs.

"Being a mother just gives you a whole new sense of purpose, and it's just the most amazing thing. I was in awe of the entire experience of pregnancy - the entire journey was just incredible."

Meanwhile, Christina claims her instincts have helped her maintain a long career.

The 27-year-old singer - who shot to fame aged 13 in 'The New Mickey Mouse Club' - explained: "In this business it gets crazy - the people that you sort of have to weed through with bad intentions or ulterior motives - but you have to trust your instincts.

"In the end, know what you're in it for and it's the love of music and the love of what I do, so I just have fun with it and really continue to try and soul search and be myself continuously through and through."

Posted by Maus on August 26, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 22, 2008 11:47 AM

Pregnant Spice Mel C

Melc Former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm - also known as Sporty Spice - has revealed she is pregnant.

Former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm has revealed she is pregnant.

Mel, 34, is expecting her first baby with partner of six years, Thomas Starr.

She is the last of the five Spice Girls to have a baby. Mel - also known as Mel C and Sporty Spice - revealed yesterday (21.08.08) she is "delighted" by the news.

The other members of the girl band - Geri Halliwell, Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton and Melanie Brown - have said they are delighted for their friend.

A source close to the star told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Melanie is over the moon at the prospect of becoming a mother for the first time. The girls are so pleased for her and have said they're only a phone call away to pass on any parenting tips.

"Melanie loved being around their kids on the band's recent tour and is delighted she's now one of the gang."

Rumours Mel was pregnant were sparked when she was spotted in a floaty dress with what looked like a baby bump in Liverpool last Friday (15.08.08). One onlooker described her as looking "absolutely radiant" at the time.

Mel had previously hinted she was ready to have children in a recent interview while still touring with the Spice Girls, saying: "I love kids and one of the best bits about touring with the Spice Girls this time round was getting to know everyone's babies. I'm sure babies will be part of my future."

When Mel has her child it will be the eighth baby born to the Spice Girls.

Geri has a two-year-old daughter, Bluebell, while Victoria has three sons, Brooklyn, nine, Romeo, five, and Cruz, three. Mel B has two girls, Phoenix Chi, nine, and Angel Iris, 16 months, while Emma has a son, Beau Lee.

Posted by Maus on August 22, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

Pregnant Spice Mel C

Former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm - also known as Sporty Spice - has revealed she is pregnant.

Former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm has revealed she is pregnant.

Mel, 34, is expecting her first baby with partner of six years, Thomas Starr.

She is the last of the five Spice Girls to have a baby. Mel - also known as Mel C and Sporty Spice - revealed yesterday (21.08.08) she is "delighted" by the news.

The other members of the girl band - Geri Halliwell, Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton and Melanie Brown - have said they are delighted for their friend.

A source close to the star told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Melanie is over the moon at the prospect of becoming a mother for the first time. The girls are so pleased for her and have said they're only a phone call away to pass on any parenting tips.

"Melanie loved being around their kids on the band's recent tour and is delighted she's now one of the gang."

Rumours Mel was pregnant were sparked when she was spotted in a floaty dress with what looked like a baby bump in Liverpool last Friday (15.08.08). One onlooker described her as looking "absolutely radiant" at the time.

Mel had previously hinted she was ready to have children in a recent interview while still touring with the Spice Girls, saying: "I love kids and one of the best bits about touring with the Spice Girls this time round was getting to know everyone's babies. I'm sure babies will be part of my future."

When Mel has her child it will be the eighth baby born to the Spice Girls.

Geri has a two-year-old daughter, Bluebell, while Victoria has three sons, Brooklyn, nine, Romeo, five, and Cruz, three. Mel B has two girls, Phoenix Chi, nine, and Angel Iris, 16 months, while Emma has a son, Beau Lee.

Posted by Maus on August 22, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

Portia de Rossi's family plan

Ellen_and_portia Ellen DeGeneres and her new wife Portia de Rossi are thinking about starting a family.

Ellen DeGeneres and her new wife Portia de Rossi are thinking about starting a family.

Former 'Ally McBeal' actress Portia - who wed Ellen in an intimate sunset ceremony last week - revealed the couple have already discussed having children.

The 35-year-old blonde star said: "We go back and forth, I don't know if it's our immediate future. It's something we talk about every few months."

US talk show host Ellen has joked she would love to be a mother to "pretty kids", like the six children Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have together.

Ellen said: "If they would be as pretty as Brad and Angelina's kids, we might.

"It's something we would never take lightly and just say, 'That would be fun.' It's a lot of work and we recognise that."

Ellen has also confessed the newlyweds want to enjoy married life for a while before they think about children.

The 50-year-old star added to People magazine: "In a way, we want to be selfish because we love our life, but we know how much that adds to it."

Posted by Maus on August 22, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 21, 2008 5:27 PM

Jennifer Garner confirms pregnancy

Jennifergarner Jennifer Garner has confirmed she is expecting her second child with husband Ben Affleck.

Jennifer Garner has confirmed she is pregnant.

The 'Alias' actress has long been rumoured to be expecting her second child with husband Ben Affleck, and despite close friends speaking out, the couple had so far refused to comment.

However, she revealed the happy news to Access Hollywood yesterday, saying: "Thank you, we're so excited obviously. We've been through it before. It's all good, it's great. I'm really excited."

Jennifer - who has a two-year-old daughter Violet with Ben - at first remained coy, joking that: "Oh I'm not pregnant. I just had a lot of carbs for breakfast. It's just — what do they call it? A breakfast pouch? Bunch?"

She then admitted she had enjoyed recent speculation about the reason behind her expanding stomach, adding: "It always makes me laugh when people say, 'Is she?' 'Isn't she?' It's like eventually you will know, so just chill out for a minute."

Close family friend Victor Garber, who starred alongside Jennifer in 'Alias' and officiated at the couple's wedding in 2005, first revealed the actress was pregnant last month. When asked if recent speculation was true and Jennifer was pregnant, he replied: "Yes she is."

Posted by Maus on August 21, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 18, 2008 2:27 PM

Ashlee Simpson's Halloween baby

Ashlee_simpson Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will have a baby girl on Halloween (31.10.08), it has been claimed.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are reportedly set to have a Halloween baby.

The couple - who are expecting their first child together later this year - were said to be thrilled when they found out they were expecting a daughter due on October 31.

A source told America's Star magazine: "Ashlee and Pete are on cloud nine. The doctor told them they actually conceived the baby just before Valentine's Day (14.02.08) while they were on vacation and has given them an initial due date of October 31."

Fall Out Boy rocker Pete - who loves the spooky holiday - is reportedly especially pleased he will welcome his new baby into the world on the scary day.

The source added: "When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. For a rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!"

It was recently reported Ashlee, 23, has embarked on a strict exercise regime to avoid gaining too much weight during the pregnancy.

A source said: "She's still clinging to the hope that she can limit her total weight gain to no more than 30 to 35lbs. So she is doing low-impact exercises, such as riding the stationary bike and Pilates."

Posted by Maus on July 18, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jennifer Garner's baby joy

Jennifer_garner Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, says Jennifer's former 'Alias' co-star Victor Garber.

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child.

The couple - who already have a two-year-old daughter Violet - will soon be adding to their family, revealed Jennifer's former 'Alias' co-star Victor Garber.

When Victor - who officiated Ben and Jennifer's wedding in 2005 - was asked if the actress is pregnant, he replied: "Yes, she is."

A source close to the couple told Us Weekly magazine: "Jennifer is five months pregnant. They are both very happy."

Jennifer, 36, recently hinted she and Ben were planning to further extend their brood.

She said: "We definitely wonder what it would be like to have another - hopefully, knock on wood, someday.  My job is great to have as a mom. I get to take breaks and then work in a really concentrated way. During that concentrated time, it sucks, but whatever."

The '13 Going On 30' actress also revealed Ben, 35, is a fantastic father to Violet, adding: "You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben is like that, like, on crack!

"Violet prefers him to anyone. He's a teddy bear of a guy. Nothing makes me happier than to see the two of them together and her little hands on his face. He has a prevailing calm. Of course, he has the benefit of sleep!"

Posted by Maus on July 18, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 30, 2008 12:53 PM

Kerry Katona claims to have lost 2st in a week

1000020322Now that she has finally popped out baby Max after a labour that took 60 hours (!), Iceland queen Kerry Katona is looking forward to dropping a few pounds. With the likes of Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez having recently unveiled their amazing post-pregnancy slim-downs, the reality TV star is keen to get in on the act and show everyone what a lithe, sexy beast she can be. Brian McFadden are you getting all this?

 

"I've lost 2st in a week," she claims in an interview with OK! magazine. "A lot of it was water" (a lot of it? Try all of it), "and I've just been eating Special K and no curry and chips. I feel great!" And by "great", she means bloody starving.

 

"I want to start exercising and be 8 and a half stone again. The beef curry cravings have gone and I'm trying to focus on getting my figure and my confidence back."

 

Sorry Kerry, but when were you last 8 and a half stone? And surely your focus now should be looking after your baby, not hitting the gym.

 

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Aigua on April 30, 2008 in Baby Watch, Celebrity Diet Watch, Kerry Katona | Permalink | Comments (1)

April 25, 2008 12:42 PM

Is Billie Piper pregnant?

Piper2909_468x375Ex-Doctor Who actress and former pop puppet Billie Piper has sparked rumours she is pregnant. But hold on. Before we start organising a baby shower and buying ickle romper suits, let's check the facts. Has she confirmed the news? No. Been to visit her doctor (not that one)? Not that we know of. Or even taken a pregnancy test? Again, it's yet to be confirmed (rifle through her trash NOW). So, why the baby whispers?

 

Because she was spotted rubbing her belly. Couldn't it just have been a bit of trapped wind?

 

The belly stroking was noticed as the actress holidayed with her new husband, actor Laurence Fox, in Mauritius. But after admitting she was "really broody" to the press recently and with her family claiming she has suffered sickness and dizziness of late – it all adds up to a bun in the oven. Doesn't it?

   

A source told the Sun: “Billie and Laurence want lots of kids so if she is pregnant it will be unexpected but fantastic news. They hadn’t planned on a baby so quickly. Billie is set to film a new series of Belle de Jour involving lots of underwear scenes. They had discussed adopting so Billie could fulfill work commitments." What? As adopted babies don’t require as much time and attention as biological ones? You try telling that to Brad Pitt.

 

The chum added: “It wouldn’t surprise us if they came back with good news. Her dream is her, Laurence and a big brood of kids running the home barefoot with chickens.” One question Billie - chickens?

 

[via the Sun]

Posted by Aigua on April 25, 2008 in Baby Watch, Billie Piper, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

Brad Pitt tells Angelina Jolie 'no more kids'

BrangelinaThis is the news that Jennifer Aniston has been patiently waiting for (yes Jen – those voodoo dolls have finally paid you back) as Brad and Angelina are said to be rowing. Obviously we don’t know how regular and aggressive these clashes are or whether they indulge a little of that Mr. and Mrs. Smith fighting action, but we do know that Brad issued Angie with a stern ultimatum last week. So, what nasty thorn could be prickling the bubble of domestic bliss of Hollywood's favourite A-list couple? The size of their family apparently.

Brad is knackered out being a hands-on pa to their brood of children, consisting of Maddox, 6, Pax Thien, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 23 months, but Angie is eager to have more kids after giving birth to her twins later this year. Is she going for a world record or just starting her own United Nations?

   

A source confided: "Brad loves being a dad and enjoys nothing more than spending time with the children. But he's constantly tired from working so hard and then mucking in at home. All the sleepless nights are taking their toll."

   

This chatty chum seems quick to stress that Brad is enjoying being a father lest anyone should question his commitment or interest in being a showbiz parent, but it does sounds like the movie hunk is worried that he's not getting his beauty sleep. He does have 12 years on Jolie and so maybe he's feeling those late nights a bit more. Might I suggest some hot milk before bed, Brad?

   

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Aigua on April 25, 2008 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Film Stars, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (5)

April 17, 2008 10:38 AM

Kylie admits she might not have kids

Kylie_book_narrowweb__300x4160_2Kylie's been a huge star here in the UK for absolutely ages, but sadly like success in the US, luck with men seems to have eluded her (but then again she did dump Jason Donovan when he was every girl's dream, so sympathy might be a little thin on the ground here at Star Trip). And now ruminating on her past choices and future options, the Aussie pop princess has admitted she might not be cut out for motherhood.

Speaking to German Vogue, the pint-sized booty-shaker revealed: "I never had the feeling I was made for a conventional marriage with a house in the suburbs. Media interest in 'supermothers', who are simultaneously on stage and bringing up children, is understandable. But for many that is too much of a good thing."

"There are also artists such as Debbie Harry or Dolly Parton who have managed to have an unbelievable career without a family. Above everything else, it comes down to how much love you have in you and if you are ready to give that love. How things will turn out for me with regards to family I simply can't yet say."

Such candid talk really sounds like someone with a big birthday on the horizon (she'll turn 40 next month) and suggests a very pragmatic state of mind. Of course, the world would love for Kylie to settle down with a nice fella (seriously – what was wrong with Jason?) and pop out some sparkly toothed sprogs, but it doesn't sound like she's betting on it. That means she'll be pregnant by the end of the year.

[via the AP]

Posted by Katie Button on April 17, 2008 in Baby Watch, Kylie Minogue, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 15, 2008 1:08 PM

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson deny pregnancy rumours

1436377014363772large_2Is a shot-gun wedding? That's what everyone (and by everyone, I mean me and a few other online nosey cows) is asking. Last week Fall Out Boy bassist and his pop puppet Ashlee Simpson declared their engagement. So what? Get in line folks as it seems that every celeb worth their entrance to Bungalow 8 has been getting in on the marriage lark, but now rumours of a possible pregnancy have made this couple's impending nuptials that little bit juicier.

OK! magazine and Us Weekly have both recently claimed that Jess' little sis has got a bun in the oven, but either they've got it all wrong or Pete isn't quite ready to tell Ashlee's notoriously overprotective pa Joe.

"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood," wrote Pete in an email to MTV News (how completely not rock and roll of him). "This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."

Mmm – what do we think Star Trippers? Are we being too cynical in thinking that there must be an ulterior motive here or do we suspect that Pete is plucking up the courage to go tell Ashlee's dad "he might want to sit down" any moment now?

[via MTV]

Posted by Katie Button on April 15, 2008 in Ashlee Simpson, Baby Watch, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 10, 2008 10:28 AM

Kerry Katona goes into labour

Kerrykatonawenn_468x474Watch out people, it looks like we are soon to have another chav on the loose as the Queen of frozen food, Kerry Katona, is currently in labour. The reality TV star and former Atomic Kitten popstrel (though they only really made it big once she left) is, at this minute, pushing and panting for all she's worth with her little legs akimbo. Please God – don't let the camera crew for her MTV show, Crazy in Love, give us that exclusive.

Kerry was rushed to hospital yesterday by her money-grabbing, adulterous, fame-hungry husband, Mark Croft, but wasn't due to start pushing for another five weeks. However, hospital staff reckon that all is well with the expectant mum and that she is calm.

Her publicist, Max Clifford, commented: "Going into hospital after her waters broke was a big relief for Kerry. She's had a tough time in recent months and over the last week or two she has been hardly able to walk due to massive water retention. But now she's told me she's happy and pleased that she is on the right place and that the baby will be born soon."

This 'tough time' alludes to her recent stint in the Priory for depression, a move which delayed work on her reality show. Star Trip wishes Kerry all the best with the birth of her son, apparently to be named Max (what, after your publicist? Classy), but dreads the inevitable pimping out of the kid for some quick change.

[via Contact Music and Heatworld]

Posted by Katie Button on April 10, 2008 in Baby Watch, Kerry Katona, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 17, 2008 1:52 PM

Halle Berry gives birth to baby girl

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She's finally popped! Congratulations to actress Halle Berry, who has given birth to a baby girl. This is the first child for the Oscar-winner and her fella model Gabriel Aubry who met filming a Versace ad back in 2005. The star's publicist Meredith O'Sullivan told People.com that Halle is "doing great".

The X-Men star revealed to Oprah Winfrey that playing a mother in recent film Things We Lost in the Fire had added weight and conviction to her maternal instincts. "I think it validated that I was meant to be a mother because every day I dealt with the character as a mother and thinking as a mother," said Berry. "It let me know that I must be a mother." So much so in fact, that she is already making plans for another with her 32-year-old beau. "There's just one baby at the moment, but we're hoping, straight after this one, to do it again!" remarked the star last October.

[via the AP and Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on March 17, 2008 in Baby Watch, Film Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 26, 2008 11:45 AM

Christina Aguilera furious after poor magazine sales

3737Since she gave birth to son Max Liron in January, the most gossip-worthy Christina Aguilera news has been the growth of her breasts. I mean, sweet Jesus, those things were quite respectably sized before she started to play mama, but now they look like they're about to take over the world. They're ha-yuge! But as a straight girl with a pair of my own to marvel at if the mood so takes me, that's not the big Christina news any more. Oh no, those hormones are obviously racing around and outta control, as the Back to Basics diva has had a full-on strop over a magazine cover.

Christina and her ickle bundle of baby joy graced the cover of People magazine recently (pictured left), taking home a reported £750,000 for the effort. However, the sales of the magazine fell that particular week, selling 100,000 less than usual. Yes, that must be a bit of a blow to her ego. Usually those first baby snaps of celebrity offspring are surefire sellers. Think Suri Cruise for Vanity Fair or Shiloh Jolie-Pitt for OK! magazine. So, how did the star take the news? Not well…

Yep, Christina felt the underperformance of the magazine was a reflection on her and took some serious action by firing her staff. She axed her manager from PR firm BWR and one of her assistants. A source close to the stroppy celeb revealed: "She went crazy and had a massive tantrum. It was astonishing. She was absolutely furious and blamed her staff for the way everything had been handled."

Eek – that baby better start bringing in the big bucks for mama, or else it could be out on its ear as well.

[via Contact Music]

Posted by Katie Button on February 26, 2008 in Baby Watch, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 25, 2008 11:07 AM

Angelina Jolie shows off her baby bump

285_jolie_pitt_022308Very much in the shadow of the Oscars, the Independent Spirit Awards were also dished out this weekend. Juno won three awards, but the big news from the Hollywood shindig was the baby-shaped bump shown off by Angelina Jolie. Accompanied by her squeeze Bradley Pitt, the actress, nominated in the Best Female Lead category for A Mighty Heart, wore a long, clingy black dress that revealed that either those pregnancy rumours are true, or that she should have worn some control pants after a sizable lunch.

The gossip is that like Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba, the Oscar-winner is housing twins, but a spokesperson for Brangelina has failed to confirm the happy baby news, simply saying "no comment". A source close to the couple that obviously didn't get the memo to stay schtum has been opening up to People magazine, revealing that they are "thrilled to be adding to their brood." Last week four-year-old Pax Thien was officially adopted by the glamourous couple, while they also have Maddox, Zahara and Angie's first biological sprog Shiloh. Pregnancy is the new rehab!

[via IMDb]

Posted by Katie Button on February 25, 2008 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Film Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 22, 2008 12:18 PM

Jennifer Lopez gives birth to twins

0578056800Congrats to J-Lo and her hubby Marc Anthony! People magazine reports that the Latino diva has given birth to twins – a boy and a girl. The female half of the pair made her grand entrance at 12:12am this morning weighing in at 5lbs. 7oz , while the boy followed later (typical) at 12:23am coming in at 6lbs. There had been much speculation about when J-Lo would pop out the sprogs, with talk of a hospital room being kept ready for her for the past few weeks. But now the two bundles of joy are out in the world and first-time baby mama La Lopez, (Marc Anthony already has three children), is suitably thrilled. "Jennifer and Marc are delighted," confirms the star's manager Simon Fields, "thrilled and over the moon."

We reported back in September that rumours were circulating that the diva was up the duff, but it wasn't until November that Lopez confirmed the happy news. Ever since, Jenny from the Block remained quite reticent to share her pregnancy gossip and it was her father that told the press that her sizable bump was hosting not one, but two babies. Leah Remini, a close friend to J-Lo has every faith in the star's maternal instincts calling her "a born mom" and adding: "With our daughter, she's so great. I mean, lets her go in her closet and play with her coats or her jewelry. She's just so giving and loving." How long until you sell some baby pics J-Lo?

[via People magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on February 22, 2008 in Baby Watch, Film Stars, Jennifer Lopez, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 21, 2008 1:43 PM

Hollywood's 'coolest' kids revealed

0815suriHollywood's coolest kid? I kid you not. American magazine In Touch Weekly has ranked celebrity spawn and decided upon who is the 'coolest'. I have to confess, I'm a bit baffled by the notion of being deemed 'cool' when still not potty-trained. How could they have calculated such a thing? Did they ask take a poll in the playground and ask which kid has the best trainers and the most Panini football stickers? I don't think so. It's probably more an extension of their parents, a dash of designer togs and how much a photo shoot with OK! magazine is worth, but nevermind. Everyone likes to be thought of as cool, and so onto those impressive tots…

In at number five is Ava Phillippe – the daughter of Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon and her ex-husband Ryan. The number four spot is taken by our very own Brooklyn Beckham – edging out his brothers Cruz and Romeo to make the coveted list. Helene 'Leni' Klum, the offspring of supermodel Heidi Klum and Formula One boss Flavio Briatore is in at number three and at number two, narrowly missing out on the top spot is Suri Cruise (pictured). I had thought that the Scientology sprog looked a little like a slanty-eyed alien, but what do I know? And the one kid that all these famous faces look up to – click over for the number one coolest celebrity kid.

And the winner is (drum roll please) – Kingston Rossdale. With rock hunk Gavin Rossdale and the peroxide diva Gwen Stefani as your parents, 21-month-old Kingston has hit the genetic jackpot. The kid is often seen decked out in boho-trendy garb and has been described by his proud mother as "a chilled-out little guy". Keep up the good work Kingston, you'll have competition for the top spot soon with a sibling on the way.

[via Contact Music]

Posted by Katie Button on February 21, 2008 in Baby Watch, David Beckham, Film Stars, Gwen Stefani, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Tom Cruise, TomKat, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 15, 2008 10:27 AM

A baby on the way for Nelly Furtado?

Redcarpetnellyfurtado76617877Currently celebs seem keen to either book a room at a rehab clinic or on a maternity ward, with Nelly Furtado the latest star to get sperminated. Joining the ranks of Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez and possibly Angelina Jolie in the swollen belly club, the Maneater singer is expecting her second child. She has a four-year-old daughter from her four-year relationship with DJ Jasper Gahunia. The couple split back in 2005.

The 29-year-old is now engaged to sound engineer Demo Castellon, with a source close to the couple revealing: "She's not very far along yet, so she's trying to keep the pregnancy under wraps." Nelly's rep has yet to confirm the happy news but she did wear what looked like a giant blue sheet at the Grammy awards on Sunday night – always a sure sign of pregnancy in Hollywood.

[via Star magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on February 15, 2008 in Baby Watch, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 5, 2008 2:43 PM

Jennifer Aniston "really upset" by Angelina Jolie's baby rumours

061219_aniston_vmed_3p_widecShe might be America's sweetheart, but is anyone else fed up with Jennifer Aniston's apparent inability to move on after her 2005 divorce from Brad Pitt? Heartbreak isn’t anything to be flippant about, but since the demise of Hollywood's formerly golden couple, the ex-Friends actress seems to be very good at 'leaking' stories of how devastated she still is to the world's press. Note exhibit A - another report from a close friend that once again reminds us that Jen is the wronged victim and Angelina Jolie, the evil other woman.

The source tells 'Star' magazine that the current reason for Jen's depression is the new baby gossip surrounding Brad and Angie. "Jennifer is putting on a brave face, but inside she is really upset," 'confides' the friend. "She wasn’t prepared for how she’d feel when she saw the pictures of Angelina and her bump. It took her by surprise because it was further proof of just how much Brad has moved on with his life compared to her.”

"Jennifer is desperate for kids. She can feel her biological clock ticking and is scared that she has left it too late. She keeps saying that she wishes she’d had kids with Brad and that, if she had, maybe things would have worked out differently. Splitting up with Brad was the hardest thing Jennifer ever went through, so hopefully she’ll get over this latest hurdle. She’s made of strong stuff.”

Hear, hear. Move on Jen. Put Brangelina behind you, stop using the press to remind us of your personal woes and sniff out a new man to get you knocked up. After all, you'd have thought that with Brad and Angie's commitment to expanding their family that news of more children was hardly a surprise.

[via Showbiz Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on February 5, 2008 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Film Stars, Jennifer Aniston | Permalink | Comments (14)

January 21, 2008 12:50 PM

Weekend roundup-Kate likes to party and Jade is now thin..again

Kate_moss_orgy So what's been going on in the world of celebsville while you've been catching up on your beauty sleep? Shame on you for not paying more attention, but luckily you have us to keep your eye on the celeb pulse.

-The grimness that is Pete Doherty may be soon to be a father. Fresh faced 20 year old Laura Mclaughlin, Alex Fergusosn's god daughter says she lost her virginity to the Doherty and is now preggers. Ewww. I don't like to think what that porno flick is going to look like. The charming little lass told News of the World this story before she told dear Mum and dad.. that must have made great brekkie reading. Laura says about Pete, "His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn't. One minute he is excited and telling me, ‘How good-looking is our baby going to be?' the next minute he's saying, ‘You deal with it'." [D-Listed ]

-Meanwhile while Doherty was issuing denials left right and center, his ex and sex goddess Kate Moss was reportedly involved in an all night orgy at her birthday party. the star, seen in a sexy star printed dress got down and dirty with two female models and a man to the sound of her boyfriends album. Ooh la la. Add to this just a large helping of the white stuff and it sounds like an exciting night. [Perez Hilton ]

-Jade Goody has worked off that kebab belly again, shedding 3 dress sizes and a tone in weight at an intensive 2 week bootcamp. "On my third day I burst into tears while abseiling and said I couldn't carry on. But everyone cheered me on and I ended up loving it so much I stayed for two weeks."
[Digital Spy ]

-Could Britney have dumped er brand new boyfriend, Adnan, already? We  doubt it. She hasn't spoken to him for like two days, that's' not over by any means. Adnan says, “All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney since early Friday morning. The reason being, that I have had to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara.”[MTV ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 21, 2008 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Jade Goody, Kate Moss | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 18, 2008 10:18 AM

We're so sorry Lily... Sad news of a miscarriage

Lily_180x290_421122a The lovely Lily Allen has lost her baby. The singer who was pregnant with Ed Simons, lost it while holidaying in the Maldives. The Sun  reported on this tragedy, saying that the singer was in state of shock. Her publicist has issued the following statement-

“We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time.”

Our hearts go out to the couple, as it's hard enough to experience such a trauma at any point and how much moreso in the media glare? Well wishes and kisses Lil.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 18, 2008 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 14, 2008 12:21 PM

Britney loves Islam (ic boys) and there are celeb babies galore!

Nicolebaby1- Shock, horror, the Britney train wreck rolls on and she is spotted wearing the same dress twice. But this is no ordinary hideous leaopard print ensemble, no it's the very same dress she wore when she married Kevin Federline! She was spotted weraing it whilst outr with new boyf Adnan Ghalib and is reported to have said,  "We're taking care of each other. He's the only one who understands me. It's serious." Ghalibs family though say they'll never accept her unless she converts to Islam, sooo, it's a nice day for a mosque wedding?  [ Herlad Sun ]

-The Bill star Jeff Stewart speaks out about his wrist slashing incident Tuesday night. His explanation for this self harming behaviour was down to the shock he felt at having his contract terminated. "I love being an actor. My work as an actor is very important to me - it's my life, and the thought of this suddenly changing had an extremely serious effect on me." I doubt they'll be offering him work again now though. Condolences Jeff, feel better soon xx  [The Times ]

-Amy Winehouse had a new best bud (an no, we don't mean Mark Ronson again). She's been spotted out and about with none other than Kelly Osbourne, popping round for a quiet Sunday lunch. Ahh, bless. Amy does need cheering up with hubby in jail and her ex lover Ronson splashing her secrets all over the news. [Just Jared ]

-Its been a weekend of the baby birth with Xtina popping out a sweet baby boy, called Max Liron Bratman and Nicole Richie ejecting a little baby girl, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Why can't they call their kids better names, what's wrong with Kate or Lisa. Hellooo Harlow. Awww. She's so cute that all is forgiven. [Dlisted ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 14, 2008 in Amy Winehouse, Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Kelly Osbourne, Nicole Richie, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 8, 2008 1:01 PM

Nicole Kidman confirms pregnancy

78536172Thank god it's official. Maybe now she can stop doing these startled duck poses that she's been pictured in lately. I don't know how she thought that posing weirdly would distract from her distinctly FLAT tummy, but I guess a size double 00 is paranoid about gaining a whole jeans size.

I'm guessing she's going to regain her figure ultra quick as well, as Nicole's always been one of those naturally slim people, unlike the more curvy Kate Winslet who battles pounds on a daily basis. I'm sure that once Nicole gets back to her ginger snap self she'll be showing it again in skimpy bikini's, and I'm equally sure it will be very hard to tell that she even has a baby bump, even at the birthing time. Is a naked Mummy and baby Vanity Fair cover in the offing? You have been warned.

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 8, 2008 in Baby Watch, Nicole Kidman | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 19, 2007 1:14 PM

Jamie Lynn Spears is Preggers!!

76934166 Omigod! Britney's sister is up the Hilary Duff! Yes, the butter wouldn't melt star of Zoey 101 has managed to create a melting pot of embryonic baby love, and is a full 12 weeks gone! The father is her full time boyfriend Casey Aldridge, but just how is this going to affect her school work?

This sweet 16 year old seems to be taking after Britters int he wirst possible way- oh and did you know that Britney claims her lil sis ain't up the duff, despite a magazine cover and exclusive interview from Jamie? Uh oh. 'As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody. Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me', says Jamie.

But what will happen with her TV commitments? Nickelodeon issued a statement Tuesday afternoon (December 18), saying, "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being." Ah, bless em.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on December 19, 2007 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 30, 2007 9:51 AM

Christina Aguilera poses naked for Marie Claire in "revealing" interview about babies

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What is it about being pregnant and famous that makes you want to rip off your clothes and pose for women's magazines? I don't get it. To me, it seems like the one time in your life where the thought of being naked on a fur rug with a camera man hovering above you couldn't seem less appealing. But, good ole Christina is up for it, and looks amazing. I absolutely love her. Just take this quote from her interview:

"We're so labeled. If you're too sexual, you're slutty. If you're not sexual enough, you're a prude. I like to put it out there as a topic of conversation. Why does it bother you? What's your problem with it? Am I really hurting you?"

[via Dollymix ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 30, 2007 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

November 8, 2007 10:54 AM

Kerry Katona admits to smoking while pregnant: Bad Mommy certificate is now in the post

_1858042_katona_paI'm disappointed Kerry, that's all I can really say. For ages you've been amongst my favourite celebs, and I've liked your cheeky smile, your 'up north' accent, and even those Iceland ads, but now? Well you've gone to far, and not in a good way. Yes, I appreciate being held up at gunpoint is bound to be fairly disconcerting, and that having your husband leave you, and then hint that you're a no good drug addict has to hurt, but really Kerry? That's no excuse I'm afraid. Even though she's FOUR, yes FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT she still hasn't killed the smoking habit. She admits, ''I was smoking 20 a day , before I was pregnant, and now I've cut down to one'. What, do you want a medal for that?

OK, that's done it, I now have to bring up the fact that during this year you've managed to have 2 miscarriages, and while I'm sympathetic, smoking whilst pregnant kinda takes the edge off my caring. 'I honestly don't think a couple of puffs are going to do that much damage'. Oh really? scientific text books would disagree, and even you own words, 'that much damage', well, is that risk you want to take? C'mon Kerry put your thinking cap on, and start caring for your unborn child. Once you do that, you'll be back in my good books again.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 8, 2007 in Baby Watch, Kerry Katona | Permalink | Comments (2)

JLO confirms pregnancy!

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Well, there was only so long JLO could pass off that baby bump as an overindulgence of cream cakes. The notorious diva is said to be 'thrilled' at the impending birth of her first baby. She announced the birth at her concert in South Florida, and afterwards, husband if three years, Marc Anthony kissed her belly saying, 'I didn't know she was going to talk'.

The 39 year old diva has put off having children for so long to focus on her career, but it seems she is finally comfortable enough in her millions her own skin to be able to take the time away from her important concerts, and concentrate on her family life. After all, she is just 'Jenny from the Block', and when in Queens no one can afford contraception (or so it's rumoured..). Congrats Jenny, just next time admit your pregnancy to the public before you look like you're going to pop on stage.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 8, 2007 in Baby Watch, Jennifer Lopez | Permalink | Comments (2)

October 29, 2007 4:50 PM

Emma Bunton introduces baby Beau

BabyjpegThe media is full of the antics of the Spice Girls, and now Baby has gone public with the first published photograph of baby son Beau. In this snap with long-time partner Jade Jones, Emma seems to be beaming, and the joy is evident in her blog post that invites everyone to ‘meet Beau’: “Hi everyone. So sorry for the wait, but here is our beautiful little boy Beau. As you can see from the picture he is a bonny little soul, and he makes us so happy, he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us. He’s 10 weeks old now and we can’t believe how quickly time flies. We’re all getting ready to go to L.A., we’ve packed his little bag with all his goodies. He’s started to sleep through the night now so mummy is getting some well deserved sleep before the tour : )

“I’ve been rehearsing with Geri and Mel C the last few days, and I really think it’s going to be a great show. We shot the video for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) the other day and I didn’t stop laughing all the day with the other girls, it was great having the gang back together. I really hope you love the single as much as we do. Anyway that’s all for now, will try to send you a blog from L.A and let you know how the rehearsals are going. See you all soon! Lots of love, Emma xx” How cute!

[via Perez Hilton]

Posted by Katie Button on October 29, 2007 in Baby Watch, Musical Stars, Spice Girls, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

September 19, 2007 10:44 AM

In the news: J-Lo is pregnant, Angie isn't and Jodie Kidd's career woes

Jodie_kidd- We all know J-Lo has plenty of junk in her trunk but does the star now have a bun in the oven? The singer/ actress who had been trying to get knocked up for the past few years by hubbie Marc Anthony could even be expecting twins. A source revealed: “the test calculated that she was about 12 weeks pregnant. The way the foetus is lying made it difficult for the doctor to tell if there was more than one baby in there." Let’s hope she’s in the family way and it’s not just some trapped wind. [IMDb]

- If the drugs rumours circulating about Jodie Kidd prove true, the model could be set to lose up to £500,000 in modelling contracts. So far Jodie has kept quiet on her reported cocaine habit – come on girl, let’s hear your side of the story. [the Daily Mail]

- Another Hollywood star keen to get up the duff is Brad Pitt’s lady friend Angelina Jolie. Busy collecting her Benetton collection of children, the Tomb Raider star mistakenly thought she was pregnant, only to be told by her doctor that she is too thin to conceive. Get scoffing those biccies now! [The Sun]

- Now that she’s had to abstain from the booze during her pregnancy, Charlotte Church has realised that she was pretty unpleasant when rat-arsed. Speaking to Cosmo the Welsh diva confessed that pregnancy “made me realise what a bad drunk I was. I would get nasty, aggressive and jealous. Drinking doesn't suit any of the women in my family.” Let’s hope she stays off it once she's given birth. [Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on September 19, 2007 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, Charlotte Church, Drug Scandals, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Jennifer Lopez, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 13, 2007 10:59 AM

Paris on the hunt for clones

76682480Remember how we told you that Paris Hilton wants babies? Well it seems the no talent heiress (or should that be ex heiress?) is taking this publicity grabbing chat rather seriously.

It seems that Paris has at least realised the basics of human biology and noticed the lack of male presence in her life. But that's not stopping her.

A source said, "Paris has been saying, ''You don't need a husband to have babies' There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she's hoping to find four girls with blonde hair and pretty eyes."

I'm sorry, but if she's so 'noble' as to reach out to orphans, are the pretty ones only worth her time? I can see her lining them all up now..."Nope, too ugly. Ewww, too fat. Ooh, that's hot!"

Paris droned further, “I want a brood of little mini versions of me. I'll raise them to be the most famous women in the world." By making them do amateur porn?!

[Image: Getty; Source: Dlisted]

 

Posted by Orla Doherty on September 13, 2007 in Baby Watch, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 10, 2007 11:01 AM

The Top 5 Celebrity Yummy Mummy’s: We wish they were ours

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Celebrity mum's have been under fire for bad behaviour, drunken shenanigans, indeed we at Star Trip even have our top five worst mums  so in relation to this, I thought it's only fair to show you the mothers who make us proud, and who I'd willingly petition for adoption.

Number 1: Angelina Jolie

With her ‘rainbow family’ always close behind her, it’s hard not to have Ms. Jolie at the top of the list. Having adopted 3 children and had one biological child with fiance Brad Pitt, Jolie is still planning to expand her family further, with more biological and adopted children coming soon. Her devotion to her family is hard to overlook- and so is the fact that Brad and Ange collectively donated $6.6million to charily last year. What a woman.

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Number 2: Gwen Stefani

After telling the world she was pregnant by shouting “I want you to shout so hard the baby hears it” during a concert in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, despite her press agent stating that recent baby rumours were untrue, Gwen Stefani Gave birth to Kingston Rossdale. Since then, numerous pictures have been printed with little Kingston on his mummy’s hip in cute little outfits, visiting various celebrity events such as the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, with Gwen never failing to look amazing. Recent pics of Gwen and Kingston on the beach show just what a yummy mummy Gwen is-how does she manage to look that good with a fourteen-month-old little lad to look after?

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Number 3: Katie Holmes

She’s Posh’s favourite pal, and we can certainly see why. Since baby Suri was born on 18th April 2006, she has barley been seen out of her mum’s arms. And we can see why: constantly smiling and giggling, baby Suri is one of the cutest things we’ve ever seen. One of Katie’s fellow Dawson’s Creek stars, Oliver Hudson, said of her, "She almost seems born for motherhood. She's a nurturer. She's got mother qualities a lot of girls her age don't have." Lucky Suri.

Gwyneth_paltrow_and_apple Number 4: Gwyneth Paltrow

When the pictures of Apple wearing little pink ear protectors, whilst balanced on her mummy’s hip at Live 8 came out, all the women in the nation breathed a collective “ahhhh”. As her child innocently sucked her thumb, Paltrow beamed at the camera’s, showing off her blatant happiness. When Gwyneth announced why her and hubby Chris Martin had chosen the name Moses for their second bundle of joy, the same noise was heard again. The name Moses was given in reference to the song Martin wrote Gwyneth after their secret weeding in California, which included lyrics “Like Moses has the power of the sea, so you've got power over me..." and refers to the first time the pair met. Could there be any more love in this family?!

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Number 5: Liz Hurley

After seeing the pics of Liz and Damien at her recent marriage to Arun Nayar in March this year, we couldn’t help but put her up here. And with her own swim range and entrepreneurial skills, what was stopping us? She looks fantastic in all of the ad’s for her range, and clearly completely dotes on Damian. A true yummy mummy indeed.

[Words: Chloe-Anne Ride]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 10, 2007 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gwen Stefani, Gwyneth Paltrow, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 7, 2007 4:12 PM

Paris Hilton wants the latest celebrity accessory

76471014Everyone's least favourite celebrity, Paris Hilton, has been steadfastly trying to build a new image for herself since her release from prison. Not easy for a girl who's entire media career was built upon one sex tape.

Paris has been seen recently with a decidedly more demure image and has now expressed her desire to become a mother. Seriously. The hilarity doesn't end there though. Not only does Paris want a baby by next year, despite not having a boyfriend let alone someone she's serious about, but she wants to name it London.

That might not be the most ridiculous of celebrity names (I'm looking at you Chris Martin) but it is appalling when you learn from Paris, “I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr, too.”

Oh dear Lord help us all. Celebrity fans will also know that London is the name of Britney Spears' latest pooch.

Paris also shared, “I love babies. I’d like three or four.” It seems that now Paris has seen Nicole Richie's baby bump it's a case of 'If she's got one, I have to have two!' Not exactly in fitting with the smart girl image she's trying for. But then, who didn't expect that to be a lost cause?

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on September 7, 2007 in Baby Watch, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 6, 2007 3:01 PM

Jodie Marsh makes a terrifying announcement

74163864So Jodie managed to pull it off, she got wed right before our very eyes on quite possibly the lowest of the lows of reality television. Who knew it could sink so far?

Well her publicity whirlwind doesn't stop at the altar. Oh Lord, I hear you shout. Well Jodie Marsh has just terrified NSPCC workers the world over by announcing that she might be pregnant!

On her latest MTV diary, she told her new husband of approximately five minutes, Matt Peacock, "I think I might be pregnant! Would you be pleased? I’m getting old. We should wait because there’s stuff I want to do."

"I’m so broody babe, I’d stop taking the pill tomorrow and get pregnant. I’m just desperate. If I’m pregnant now by accident I would keep it and be over the moon."

I don't know where to start with my pity for this possible child - the fact that it will know it was a complete accident, the fact that it will see it's mother's tits splashed across many a centre fold, or the fact that it might inherit some of her genius. Terrifying stuff.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on September 6, 2007 in Baby Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 30, 2007 12:50 PM

Amy Winehouse can't wait for babies

75977687I suspect there'll be few gasps from any readers at the news that there's more worrying news from camp Winehouse. Following rumours of heroin addiction, domestic abuse and suicide attempts, to name but a few, the next on the list appears to be babies for Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

It's believed that Amy has told her friends that she can't wait to become a parent. Presumably she's either forgotten all the pre-rehab shenanigans, or perhaps she's the victim of rather a lot of hot gossip. However, what I want to know is how she plans to carry a sprog and stay so sickly thin?

A friend of the couple told the Daily Star: "Crazy as it seems, Amy reckons she'd be a great mum and Blake would be a wonderful dad. She really believes having a baby would help them put all their troubles behind them.

"I wouldn't be at all surprised if there's an announcement about a baby before the end of the year. Amy and Blake cannot believe all these doom and gloom headlines about them being on the verge of death."

Even her friends are calling this crazy, perhaps Amy might take a tip or two from that sort of opinion.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on August 30, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 29, 2007 1:08 PM

Picture Perfect - first look at Myleene's new baby

75420051_2Myleene Klass, ex Hearsay singer turned presenter of The One Show gave birth two weeks ago to baby Ava Quinn. Klass has done the unexpected and become much loved by the public, ensuring there's quite a few people glad to see her grow into a young woman and a new mum in the public eye. She came off air presenting the daily magazine show on BBC 1 on August 15th and Ava arrived the next day, a month early and weighing 5lb 9oz.

So, finally here's a picture for all you ladies, and a few boys to gush over. Before every gossip magazine gets bogged down in stories of how Myleene is planning to shift the baby weight, have an "Aww" moment over the snap over the jump.

[Images via Getty; The Daily Mail]

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Posted by Orla Doherty on August 29, 2007 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 17, 2007 11:14 AM

In the news: Myleene Klass has a baby girl and Christian Slater loves Winona Ryder

Klassglamour_468x624 - Look as pretty as a peach (es Geldof) in the Dotti fashion range. Peaches Geldof is now the face of quirky Australian fashion range as 'her style is how our customers dress'.[Entertainment ]

-Myleene Klass has given birth to a baby girl, 3 and a half weeks early! Myleene went into labour on the way home from presenting her BBC show. Thankfully now she's popped the sprog she can't give any more interviews about how 'glowing' she feels being preggers. [Daily Mail ]

-Tony Blair is to write a memoir of his time at the top. He's nabbed himself the same lawyer that negotiated Clinton's £6 million book deal, so I guess he's hoping for a fair whack. [Times ]

-Christian Slater reveals that he still fancies Winona Ryder. They met on the set of Heathers in 1989 and had a brief romance. 'I love her. I've never gotten over the crush I had on her then. She is still the woman of my dreams', he reveals.  [Now ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 17, 2007 in Baby Watch, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Peaches Geldof, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 16, 2007 11:48 AM

In the news: Halle Berry is up the duff and Chelsy Davy to study at Leeds Uni

Chelsydavy -Is Halle Berry preggers?   It's rumoured that she's two months up the duff from Gabriel Aubry. We hear that she's worried about what effect her diabetes will have on her pregnancy and she's trying to be extra healthy. [D listed ]

-The King is dead but his spirit lives on. 30 years after Elvis's death fans commemorate him with a candlelight vigil outside his Memphis home, Graceland. Approximately 75,000 fans have gathered there in the biggest vigil ever. [BBC ]

-Sexy Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry's girlfriend is set to study at one of our hallowed institutions, the party capital that is Leeds University. She'll be nearer her boyfriend and will have the chance to 'experience the 24 hour party that is Leeds', says an ex student.  [Sky Showbiz ]

-You can own some vintage rock memorabilia, straight from the hands of Noel Gallagher or the Kings of Leon. They are selling signed guitars and t-shirts on eBay to raise money for charity. personally I think I'd go for Johnny Borrell's skinny jeans, oh yeah.. [NME ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 16, 2007 in Baby Watch, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 26, 2007 1:31 PM

Usher to marry this weekend

UsherSorry ladies, from this Saturday R’n’B star Usher will be off the market. Usher and his lady friend Tameka Foster will be making it official and saying “I do”, though those invited have only just found out. There were no invitations involved as the loved up pair wanted to keep things under wraps, preferring to phone people instead, and all with only a few days notice. Why the rush? Tameka (10 years Usher’s senior and mother to 3 children from a previous relationship) has a bun in the oven and they wanted to get hitched before she gives birth.

                  

Celebrity chums rumoured to be on the exclusive guest list include Jay-Z and Beyoncé, though there may some notable omissions. Usher recently fired both his assistant of 6 years and his manager mother Jonetta Patton (eek – family counseling anyone?) and it is not known whether either will be invited to the shindig. The rifts are said to be due to his choice of bride, with the message of disapproval further expressed by Erika Jackson, owner of Usher’s biggest fansite www.usherforever.com. Usher is now battling to have the website closed because of this. Are we in for more Britney/ K-Fed ‘I told you so’s?’

                              

[via OK! magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on July 26, 2007 in Baby Watch, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 23, 2007 4:32 PM

Christina speaks out in defence of Britney

74871551Back in the day Smash Hits would have had us believe that Christina Aguilera were arch rivals, who'd gladly have strangled eachother with their prospective halter tops. Whether that was media hype (it was) or not the tables appear to have turned. Christina has spoken out in support of the old rival.

We've all seen Britney's decline into blatant mental illness, not to mention her worrying bits-flashing new media persona. Rather than pointing out the hilariously obvious, fellow song-accosting pop machine Christina stuck up for Britters against recent attacks on everything she does these days. "Britney is a good person and a good mom," she told the Daily Star. "She's been under so much pressure since she was a child...I don't think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions. She loves her boys and they're turning out great."

Christina who is now pregnant to her new husband Jordan Bratman needs to take a look at her definition of good parenting before the world starts pointing the finger of shame in her direction too. Anyone who looks like they might come second to the utterly brain devoid Keven Federline in a fight for custody might as well never come out of doors again. Which would be nice because then maybe we could go a day without seeing her nipples or lady garden.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 23, 2007 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 18, 2007 1:03 PM

Katie Holmes might be carrying spawn of the devil. Again.

75437660Poor little Katie Holmes. Not only does she have to spend all her time with the terrifying-toothed midget of Hollywood, Tom Cruise, but is single-handedly increasing the population of the Church of Scientology.

People everywhere are frowning and tutting at the manipulation of the clean-cut ex-Dawson's Creek actress. Cruise made her stand in a hole for their wedding snaps and probably made her get that rather mumsie haircut and sport frumpy swimsuits while frolicking in the sea. And now, after the mysterious birth of baby Suri 2 years ago, rumoured to be gay Tom seems to have implanted his seed again.

Shots like this on the left and this close up have set tongues wagging across Hollywood. Perhaps a figure hugging black number wasn't the best choice since operation Cruise are denying all pregnancy rumours. And even if it is a normal amount of chub, why the dress, eh?

Let's hope that this baby looks a little more like the 'dad' so we start to be convinced of Tom's verility and sterling fatherhood. Hands up who can spot the next leader of the world's most frightening religion? That's right, I'm pointing at her bump. Anyone else scared?

[Images: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 18, 2007 in Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (2)

Jordan loves some Bunny

Jordanpeterandre_2 Our dearest Jordan has popped her sprog and her lil baby girl is very close to her. So close in fact, that when she previously revealed that she'd be happy for her progeny to go into glamour we didn't bat an eyelid, and following in that vein she has named the little sugar Bunny, presumably entering her into a world of stiletto's and pole dancing early. With a name like that she can only grow up to be like her mother; after all I don't see many Bunny's in the House of Lords.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 18, 2007 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 13, 2007 1:57 PM

Eva Longoria accepts baby ban

Eva_longoria_tony_parker_b Exclusive – no children planned for Gabrielle in season 4 of Desperate Housewives. How do we know this? Because show creator Marc Cherry has forbidden actress Eva Longoria from becoming pregnant in the next year. Longoria, who married boyfriend Tony Parker in Paris a week ago was told the news during Cherry’s wedding speech. A quiet word in her ear might have been more appropriate, but this is Hollywood. What’s the point of doing something if the press don’t know about it?

Eva and Tony seem to have happily accepted the ruling. “We’re fine with that. We want to spend some time with each other, even though we want kids very much." I do worry that this sets a dangerous precedent. First TV bosses tell their stars not to get pregnant, the next moment they’re arranging their marriages or demanding sex changes (it could happen.) And I’m not sure that Cherry’s really in a position to enforce such things, as what’s he going to do if she does get up the duff? Sell the child into slavery? Or, he could give it to Brangelina, I’m sure they’d love another recruit.

Posted by Katie Button on July 13, 2007 in Baby Watch, Eva Longoria, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 11, 2007 11:32 AM

Church and Henson: Is It Over?

Church_henson_001_041006Sure, she's got millions in the bank and can belt out a tune, but Charlotte Church is not a happy bunny. And you wouldn't be either, if you read in a national newspaper that your fiance had indulged in some serious snogging action with another woman. Oh, and you're due to give birth to his baby in a matter of months - bummer. Charlotte's bloke, that Welsh rugby player with the orange tan and silly spiky hair who is only really famous because of her, got it on with shop girl Tracy Donnelly only for Tracy to tell all to the press. Cue Charlotte kicking him out.

Apparently Gavin (as that is his name fact fans), is, and I quote, "gutted that he got caught out." Not as gutted as she probably is to find out that the father of her child is a cheating horn-dog. But never fear as she's got her mum on the case, who is busy giving the Lothario a piece of her mind: "Maria has been yelling down the phone at him. She is very, very protective of her daughter, so understandably she is livid. She is disappointed in Gavin. She thought that he was a lovely boy but she now knows that she is wrong. She is devastated for Charlotte." 

Posted by Katie Button on July 11, 2007 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

April 20, 2007 5:16 PM

Posh named godmother of Geri Halliwell's sprog

A060103_p20_ggeriposh_v Geri Halliwell is a strange woman. She's also a strong woman. She's battled through eating disorders, yogarexia, and a host of esteem and image issues. And she's picked Posh Spice to be godmother to her daughter.

Now, I've only met Posh once (truefact!), and she seemed nice enough. But if eating disorders and esteem issues are a mix of nature and nurture, Bluebell Madonna's going to be stuffed. After all, however healthy Geri is, Posh is hardly the sort of lifestyle role model you'd want around your young daughter, is she?

Bluebell's other godparent will be Kenny Goss, George Michael's boyfriend. The christening will take place over the weekend.

Posted by Aigua on April 20, 2007 in Baby Watch, George Michael, Geri Halliwell, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 30, 2007 11:33 AM

Knut makes it to the cover of Vanity Fair!

Knutvf You may remember Knut, the German polar bear cub I posted about last week. Well, he's only gone and made it on to the cover of the German edition of Vanity Fair! So cute. And it is a Friday, which means we could probably all use a little light relief to get us through the day. I think that I can say without fear of recrimination that he is the best looking cover star the magazine's ever had, in any of its editions. Much better than naked pregnant women.

Follow on over the jump for what we at Shiny Towers all consider to be the best otter video of 2007, if not ever.

Posted by Aigua on March 30, 2007 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 15, 2007 10:22 AM

Angelina Jolie arrives in Vietnam

Angelina Jolie has landed in Ho Chi Minh with her son Maddox, and is expected to adopt a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy while she is there. This will be Angelina's third adopted child, and fourth addition to her family with Brad Pitt. She is so good natured, it makes me nauseous at times...but in the good way.
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Posted by Cate on March 15, 2007 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 14, 2006 12:11 PM

Nicole Kidman puts an end to baby rumors

Nicolegym_1  Poor Nicole Kidman has had a rough couple of months. While her husband, Keith Urban, successfully completed a rehab program for alcoholism, she's also been battling the heated rumors that she's pregnant.

This month, Nicole has put an end to the gossip, saying, "No, I am not pregnant...One minute I'm being told I'm too thin, the next I'm told I'm fat and it must be because I'm expecting a baby...It's very confusing. My mum rang me up and said: 'Are you pregnant?', and I said: 'No, Mum, you'd be one of the first to know,' and we just laughed about it because there's not much else you can do."

Now, for someone as thin as Nicole, I can imagine it would be very annoying to have the entire world saying, "Look! You have a tummy! You must be pregnant!", especially when you're not. We wish you the best, Nicole. And next time you want to get that burger and fries, go ahead! We know, now, that it's not a baby, just McDonald's.

Posted by Cate on December 14, 2006 in Baby Watch, Nicole Kidman | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 23, 2006 9:59 PM

Top Ten Stories - Keith Urban Is An Alkie, & Madonna Is A Cradle-Snatcher

DradcliffeGood news ladies, Harry Potter, ahem, Daniel Radcliffe, is single. And going to be performing NUDE onstage next summer. Try to curb your enthusiasm, there.
Country crooner Keith Urban has quietly checked into rehab for alcohol abuse, whilst wife Nicole Kidman still manages to get some action with fellow rehab-fan, Robert Downey Jr.
Sharon Osbourne declares that fat is the new black, as she's set to remove her gastric band later this year.
The father of the year old Malawian orphan that Madonna has recently adopted is now claiming he didn't consent to him being adopted, that he thought they would only look after him for awhile. More likely he heard her latest album and couldn't surrender his child to such future horrors.
Jade Goody, forever having problems with the numerous men in her life, reportedly punched boyfriend Jack on Saturday night, splitting his lip.
Lindsay Lohan is a dirty, dirty bitch. But a considerate one, at that, as she left dozens of designer clothes behind when she recently moved out of the hotel she called home.
The Arctic Monkeys are set to write an autobiography based on their stardom, to be due before Christmas.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to get married in Italy next month, no doubt due to the lovely scenery there, and not all the hot male action. Ahem.
Predictably, Michael Barrymore's comeback attempt has failed, possibly due to the fact he's playing 'Scrooge' in A Christmas Carol, hitting more than slightly close to home.

Posted by Katherine on October 23, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 13, 2006 5:43 PM

Top Ten Stories - Alec Baldwin Continues Missing His Anger Management Therapy, & Paris Hilton Is Single Yet Again. Surprised?

AlecAlec Baldwin is a nasty pasty. But a sexy one, mind, regardless of his temper.
Lindsay Lohan's mum has been mouthing off to the press about how she'd make a great Lara Croft. At least she's got the fake titties!
It seems when your trashy ex-wife assaults your new even trashier girlfriend, it's best not to stay together, in the case of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker.
China is not a fan of Jay Z, in particular his use of expletitives and suggestive language, banning him from ever performing there.
For those 3 people that care, Howard K. Stern has been listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's birth certificate.
Ashlee Simpson continues in her quest to be better looking than Jessica, by getting more plastic surgery, this time to her eyes and chin. Someone tell her that she's been better looking than Jessica since birth?
Gwen Stefani is releasing a new solo album this December, sparking fear in those with bad taste that there will never be another No Doubt album again.
Like we needed more evidence about Michael Jackson's sanity, he is now moonlighting as a middle-aged woman in France, complete with heels and floppy hat.
David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses, promptly critics, well, me, to ponder how long it will take for him and ol' Sour Face to drop out of the limelight completely.
Sadly, Jessica Alba has vowed never to get nekkid on screen. If only other 'slebs would follow (hint hint, Sharon Stone)

Posted by Katherine on October 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (4)

October 12, 2006 8:57 PM

Top Ten Stories - Sienna Miller Looks Under 21, & Angelina Jolie Is A Murderer's Muse

Sienna_4Finally, someone puts holier-than-thou Sienna Miller in her place and denies her entry to a club, sadly for not having ID, not for being a stinky actress.
It seems being in close proximity to Angelina Jolie turns people into fighting-machines, as her driver hits a motorcyclist in India.
Contrary to all the rumours circulating about her and Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston told Oprah they're still together. Does this mean they're an official couple now?
Kevin Federline is understandably insecure about his marriage with Britney, and has convinced her not to lose her baby weight so she won't get so much male attention.
Nick Lachey blames their Newlyweds reality show as the instigator to his marriage break-up, and not say, Jessica's infidelity.
80s-throwback Justin Hawkins comes out of rehab and quits The Darkness, blaming his cocaine problems on being in the novelty band. Quite understandable - we'd be addicts too if we looked like that.
Nicole Richie debuts her new red haircolour with a new man. Needless to say, we preferred the old look better, in more ways than one.
Elle Macpherson has dropped her lawsuit against Heidi Klum over the use of her nickname 'The Body', after meeting the Dalai Lama. Bet he loved admonishing her on her childish fight with the fellow model, dirty thing.
Because apparently SpongeBob SquarePants is the new Simpsons, David Bowie adds to his archive of cameos and makes a guest appearance on the underwater show as Lord Royal Highness.
Desperate for attention, P Diddy has revealed that he never loved Jennifer Lopez to begin with. Neither did we, mate, neither did we.


Posted by Katherine on October 12, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 11, 2006 3:50 PM

Top Ten Stories - Ricky Gervais Is Rich, & Sharon Osbourne Is Drunk. Nothing New There!

160x120_extras_gervais01Ricky Gervais becomes one of those rich bastards, as he has recently snapped up a £2.5 million home in North London. The only downside is he is now neighbours with Jonathan Ross.
Wee Baby Spice has grown up so fast, she's now set a wedding date of early next year with fiancee Jade Jones.
Perpetual skinny, Gwyneth Paltrow, has scrapped the macrobiotic diet she's been on for years, as she apparently isn't losing her minimal baby weight.
The folks behind X Factor are planning a reality show involving WAGs opening shops in Mayfair. According to the producer, 'there is no way that the girls are all going to remain friends'.
According to Pete Doherty's uncle (so reliable), Pete and Kate are going to get married on Kate's birthday, January 16th, as if we haven't already heard a million wedding rumours by now.
Hugh Hefner, the former sex-machine, no longer has the energy for sex, saying that he instead prefers a game of dominoes with the Playboy bunnies. Maybe he's gay?
Mel Gibson has apologised for his drunken, racist outburst of recent times, however seemingly forgets to apologise for The Passion of the Christ.
Like the sadist she is, Nicole Kidman has apparently phoned Katie Holmes and encouraged her to marry Tom Cruise, hopefully for entertainment's value only.
Russell Brand has found love with an art student. Figures, only an art student could love something like that.
Make sure you watch the Sharon Osbourne show tonight at 5pm, as apparently she's hopelessly drunk on tonight's episode - always a bonus, drunk elderly women.

Posted by Katherine on October 11, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 10, 2006 8:42 PM

Top Ten Stories - Kate Moss Worst GF EVAH!!1!!1! Plus George Lucas Gives Us What We Want, For A Change

Kate_3Kate Moss pussywhips Pete 'Back on Crack' Doherty into leaving Babyshambles and going solo, as if that will be the end to their troubles. Hah!
George Lucas shuffles into his old-age home as he talks of pleasing us all and  retiring.
Victoria Beckham doesn't just scare us when she looks into a mirror, she scares herself as well, moaning that she looks awful nekkid.
Yet more talk of Anna Nicole Smith in the news, as she is attacked over claims she was fast-tracked a Bahamian citizenship.
Like we don't need any more excuses to want to sleep with Scarlett Johansson, she has come out and admitted she gets tested for HIV every 6 months.
Not just content with having one alien-child, Katie Holmes is already planning on a second, discussing her pregnancy plans with oh-so-fertile Victoria Beckham.
Looks like someone got some action, after Nicole Richie was seen doing the walk of shame from Paris Hilton's house the next morning after they had dinner together.
Things are definitely cold between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, as he is caught smooching another blonde.
Kirsten Dunst is to do us all a favour and quit movies to go back to school.
Those two characters off Lost, the junkie ex-hobbit, and hot Kate who can't decide between Sawyer and Jack, are getting married in real life.

Posted by Katherine on October 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 9, 2006 9:27 PM

Top Ten Stories - Madonna Adopts Orphan, But In More Breaking News, Paris & Nicole Are BFF's Again! Hallelujah!

Madonna_13'Holiday...Celebrate...Buy a baby...In Malawi', is reportedly the tune Madonna is humming, since she apparently did an Angelina Jolie and adopted an orphan, naming him 'Luca'. Sorry Madge, but adopting an orphan won't get you Brad, you're stuck with Guy and his crap movies for life.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have reportedly sucked-face and made-up, leading many to wonder if there's another dreaded Simple Life in the works.
Lindsay Lohan obviously doesn't rate appearing at a benefit in Australia for kids and tweens very highly, as she skips out of the negotiations. She must've twigged that 13 year-olds are just far too young.
Chris De Burgh (get back in your box, raging-hormones), claims he can heal people with his hands. Me first! Me first!
Penelope Cruz naturally attracts beardy-lesbians. Like Tom Cruise.
The third, and ugliest Hanson brother has just married. Is there no hope for the rest of us anymore?!
Paris Hilton is snapped with some seedy looking skunk. Skank with some skunk, how's that for a new lyric, princess?
Following in the foosteps of Take That, and, err, 5ive, S Club 7 are reforming, heaven forbid.
Not content with appearing in the news only for being found slumped over his wheel on drugs, George Michael has announced Wham! are reuniting for a 'Christmas extravangza', hopefully sharing his drugs with the audience this time.
Russell Brand decides to do a Paris Hilton, and become celibate. Something tells me his attempt will be even more short-lived than hers.

Posted by Katherine on October 9, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Drug Scandals, George Michael, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)

October 3, 2006 12:10 AM

Top Ten Stories - Nick Carter Still A Knob, And Janet Jackson Still Fame-Hungry

CartersimpsonNick Carter is still whining on and on about former flame Paris Hilton and how he was forced to cheat on her with Ashlee Simpson. Go back to cleaning out your rabbit hutch, Nick, you're boring us with your drivel.
Council flat tenants would vow not to watch the Jonathan Ross show anymore due to a jibe on last week's program, if they had television sets in the first place, that is.
Both desperate for fame, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are in talks to do a duet together at either the Oscars or Grammys. Let's hope for a nip-slip along this line.
Coleen McLoughlin claims she has the world's hardest job. Oh no, girlfriend, writing about tat like this and resisting to throw in numerous expletives is harder.
Anna Nicole Smith did not get married to her lawyer over the weekend, oh no, as if they would be that insensitive to her recently-dead son - no, they just went on a luxury yacht cruise with plenty of champers, is all.
Prattish Jude Law first begrudgingly claims to regret cheating on Sienna Miller, then backtracks, and says he thinks in the long run he did a good thing. Say what?
Sure, we've heard stories about Tom Cruise pushing Katie Holmes to lose her baby weight - but has she gone too far and Nicole-Richie like?
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears end their feud over who the hottest popstar was (face facts, Britters is well below Pink now, on the scale), with Christina giving Britney a $570 gift for her latest son's birth.
No surprises here, as James Blunt tops the funeral faves list - favourite song for a funeral, not favourite 'sleb to HAVE a funeral, sickos.
Could newly rehab-exited Robin Williams be back on the booze already?

Posted by Katherine on October 3, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 1, 2006 10:24 PM

Top Ten Stories - Is Cocaine Kate Making A Comeback? And The Hoff Is A Liar?!

Kate_2Is 'Cocaine Kate' making a comeback, with The Sun pointing out some mysterious white fodder in her nostrils - or do supermodels get boogeritis too?
Are you a drug-taking jail-habiting alco? There's hope for you yet - if Robert Downey Jr can become Iron Man, so can you, junkie!
Don't tell us the Hoff was exaggerating when he bragged recently that Princess Diana fancied him! Shock! Horror!
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have reportedly called it quits, blaming 'distance and demanding careers', as if all the rumours circulating about her unfaithfulness didn't exist.
Jay-Z comes out of 'retirement' to release a new album, and snag some new audiences, particularly yummy mummies, as he sings a duet with Gwyneth Paltrow at the Albert Hall. Way to enhance that hip hop credibility, Z.
One-legged tart, sorry, Heather Mills, moves on...With her personal trainer. Jogging on a treadmill with just one leg is real hard, so she needs 24/7 care.
Owen Wilson is a regular Romeo, as he serenaded Kate Hudson on her lawn, with a CD player, singing 'I can't help falling in love with you', by Elvis. So. Envious. Right. Now!
Brad Pitt wants a biological baby right away, Angelina Jolie wants to adopt again, later - so many choices facing Brangelina other than what crockery to purchase!
Hear that sound? That's the sound of millions of hearts breaking as Johnny Depp vows to marry his long-time baby momma.
And in concrete, ground-breaking news, Nicole Richie may or may not be attending Crystal Meth Addicts Anonymous, or Alcoholics Anonymous.

Posted by Katherine on October 1, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Drug Scandals, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (8)

September 27, 2006 7:41 PM

Top Ten Stories

ReneeThe original Bridget Jones doesn't look like she's a Singleton anymore, as Renee Zellweger has been seen canoodling with old flame, George Clooney.
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer, Howard K. Stern, announced he was the baby girl's father recently on Larry King Live.
After six weeks of teasing us with their possible marriage break-down, Kate Hudson files for divorce with Chris Robinson.
For those who live in the Cotswolds, you might be bumping into Brangelina down at your local off-licence fairly soon, as they're set to move to the upmarket Lower Mill Estate.
Yep, Winona Ryder is still as effed-up as ever.
Sorry to induce vomit on you, but 'Screech' from Saved by the Bell, has filmed a sex video with 2 women, reportedly involving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.
Paris Hilton has been charged over her DUI recently, and most probably will spend 6 months in jail. Yeh, right.
Because he hasn't messed with us enough already, Marilyn Manson is launching his own brand of Absinthe.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are rumoured to be marrying in the next 2 weeks - as if we haven't heard that one before.
Janet Jackson is a supplier of sex-toys to all those who seek them.

Posted by Katherine on September 27, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Kate Moss, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 22, 2006 5:18 PM

Top Ten Stories

Robinwilliams1Robin Williams manages to slip the nurse a tenner and checks out of rehab, hopefully soberly.
Angelina Jolie has spent £200,000 on artwork by Banksy. Did no-one tell her you can pick his stuff up for free in Blighty, just off the street?
Jessica Simpson has said she still sleeps in Nick Lachey's tshirts, which is funny, as we thought she slept naked with strange men most of the time.
Don't bother Jack Nicholson between the hours of two and four in the morning, as that's his 'ass-scratching hours'.
Anastacia has accepted a marriage proposal from her British bodyguard - does this mean we'll have to put up with lots of crap sightings in Heat's 'Spotted' now?
Charlotte Church wears Bridget Jones-style big knickers to make her look slim on camera - bet Gavin Henson makes her wear 'em in bed, too.
Lisa Kudrow weeps quietly about being labelled tubby due to not losing the baby-weight as fast as other actresses.
To no-one's surprise at all, Britney Spears adores wearing hooker shoes.
Lindsay Lohan will have to wear the cast on her arm for another 6 weeks. Poor love, giving handjobs with your wrong hand sure is tricky work.
Make sure you pick up a copy of Vanity Fair's November issue, which will probably have Borat on the cover.

Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

Quote of the Week with Joan Rivers

Joanrivers_2God bless Joan Rivers and her gigantic mouth and invisible tact. She recently launched a tirade against several 'slebs, saying of Angelina Jolie 'She can catch fish in her big lower lip', Suri Cruise, 'She's obviously Asian and wears a wig', and Michael Jackson 'I would've forced my grandson to let Michael pet him to get the $36 million that all the other kids got'. The world would be a more boring place without her, bless.

Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 21, 2006 8:48 PM

Top Ten Stories

Brad_pitt_angelina_jolieYet another reason to hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as Bono's Samaritan ways rub off on them.
And in the understatement of the century, Paris Hilton admits she's not got the whole deck of cards upstairs.
Madonna's current tour is the highest-earning tour by a female artist ever. You can just hear Britney taking notes 'right, Jesus-cross, check. Farrah Fawcett flicks, check'.
Turns out Janet Jackson regrets saying sorry for her nip-slip years ago. Next she'll be saying she meant it to happen.
Yawn...Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are officially together - anyone paying attention anymore?
Kevin Federline gets himself a real job, dawg.
Not having anything to do with publicity for Justin Timberlake's recent album launch, him and Cameron Diaz were allegedly almost murdered by a papparazo.
Paris Hilton has a temporary lapse of judgment, and gives a homeless man a $100 note.
Whitney Houston got clean with thanks to Courtney Love's help. That's probably how she got hooked on crack in the first place.
Rupert Everett lacks something rather vital, sperm.

Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Cameron Diaz, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 20, 2006 2:36 PM

Top Ten Stories

TarareidfingvipTara Reid gets her implants taken out, and her new movie goes straight to download-only. Coincidence?
For once, Lindsay Lohan is barred from a club for being underage. Bet she didn't go home to a nice mug of Horlicks, though.
Turns out Cindy Crawford isn't just naturally beautiful, she might've been indulging in some of the shiny needlework popular amongst models.
Be still my beating heart...The producers of 'Lost' have warned the hunky leading men not to skinnydip inbetween filming, worrying they're taking 'unnecessary risks in terms of their image'.
Glad to see Tommy Lee hasn't changed an ounce in regards to enjoying implants.
Brad Pitt is lined up to be the next Tom Cruise, sans the craziness.
Madonna is not just content with taking over the world, she's set the conquer space as well, in 2009.
Does Jack Nicholson have a hard on for strap-ons?
P Diddy just wants the kids to stay in school. And for them to buy his albums. And stay off his lawn, flamin' brats.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were caught having a hardcore-groping session when he was in The Priory - witnesses could tell it was her as her 'skinny blue jeans were the giveaway'. Yeh, like every other girl isn't wearing them too!

Posted by Katherine on September 20, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Madonna, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 19, 2006 5:12 PM

Top Ten Stories

WillieAs if it's surprising, Willie Nelson is in trouble with the police over possession of the ol' green herb.
If you can stretch your memory back to 1996 and recall popboy Aaron Carter, he is now all grown up and engaged. To a Playboy playmate. One of his older brother's ex-girlfriends. Uh-huh.
Taylor Hanson (come on, you remember), just spawned his third child. The most surprising thing is Hanson are about to release a fourth album!
Londoners now have the chance to get up close and personal with Tupac - if you dare.
Rumous are a'bounding about Sarah Jessica Parker possibly being preggers with her second child.
Please God, don't tell us Lindsay Lohan is going to buy property here in London. We can't deal with having her tumpsy perpetually splashed across The Sun.
Ricky Gervais has a conscience over how much money he has.
Britney Spears's new album is said to contain 'crazy ass' rapping. We can't wait...
Proving she is willing to stoop to any level, representatives for Anna Nicole Smith have sold the last ever photos of her recently departed son for $600,000.
Cover your ears, as Pete Doherty may be guest-editing a Christmas show for BBC Radio 4's Today  programme

Posted by Katherine on September 19, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 18, 2006 4:23 PM

Top Ten Stories

Melgibson_1Yes, there really is a Mel Gibson video game, complete with tequila bottles and Star-of-David-throwing Rabbis.
Jon Heder, better known as Napoleon Dynamite, is expecting a baby.
Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist last Friday whilst partying. Hey, at least she didn't cover it up the way the Hoff did.
Katie Holmes is apparently having second thoughts about marrying Tom. If only she'd listened to Star Trip from the beginning...
Adam Ant claims his relationship with Heather Graham saved him from depression and suicide.
Elton John and George Michael are now BFF. Is it too soon to hope for a threesome?
Anna Nicole Smith is refusing to allow her baby's father from meeting her.
Jude Law is desperate to play a Romeo role before his good looks fade. Err...You're about 33 years too late for that, Judey-boy.
Scarlett Johansson speaks out over ultra-thin 'slebs, saying 'I don't need to be skinny to be sexy'.
Nicole Kidman will be riding husband Keith Urban's 'love bus' whilst he goes on tour for 6 months.

Posted by Katherine on September 18, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Hasselhoff, George Michael, Hot Gossip, Jude Law, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Scarlett Johansson, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 15, 2006 12:02 AM

Top Ten Stories

Whitney_4Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage, whether or not this is due to Osama Bin Laden's crush on the crack-addict is up in the air.
Sean Penn believes there's rules for civilians to follow, and then there's rules for the 'slebs to follow. Well, derr, just look at Pete Doherty.
Speak of the devil, he's just had another Jaguar impounded, for failing to pay road tax.
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are definitely porking.
Thank goodness the next series of Strictly Come Dancing will have some sass, as they've added Emma 'Baby Spice' Bunton to the list of despo keen 'slebs.
Graffiti artist Banksy cheats on us with Los Angeles and doesn't return our numerous frantic calls.
It's rumoured Britney Spears has named her second son Sutton Pierce, so he will have the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston.
Oasis are not happy campers about being forced to release a greatest hits album. Don't worry, Noel, neither are we.
Marianne Faithfull has been diagnosed with cancer, but still intends on touring in 2007. Atta girl.
We've heard the rumours that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Harry Morton, but could they have married already?

Posted by Katherine on September 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 13, 2006 5:02 PM

Top Ten Stories

KatieholmesKatie Holmes and Tom Cruise are set to get married within the next 6 weeks. Let's hope it's not a Halloween wedding, nothing can get scarier than having to see Suri pics again.
Brad Pitt has stated he will no longer be appearing nekkid or doing sex scenes, for want of a more wholesome family image. Sounds like Angie has him on a tight leash there...
Are they on, are they off, oh who knows, but it seems Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been getting schnoogly again, this time in Hawaii.
Meat Loaf has apparently propositioned Scarlett Johansson, but thank goodness she refused.
The Hoff continues his boasting, this time that Princess Diana and him almost slept together, and that she was 'smitten' with him. David Hasselhoff! Princess Diana! Hah!
Jane Fonda wishes she could smoosh Lindsay Lohan up to her bosom, pat her hair, and say 'there, there, pet'.
Could things be going poorly for Simon Cowell, whose black American Express card wasn't working in Miami recently?
Turns out it wasn't Russell Brand who raped the girl at his party in Edinburgh (just because the dude looks homeless doesn't mean he's a rapist!)
Paris Hilton is not just, well, everything, but she's also an homewrecker, according to Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's estranged wife, who has been seen sucking face with the vapid airhead.
Just a week ago we reported that Sharon Osbourne's dog bit Patrick Swayze on her new chat show, well now the pup has gone and sunk it's teeth into The Hoff as well. Dog has taste, mmm.

Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney Spears Gives Birth To A Baby Boy!

Britney_10Well, it wasn't going to be an adult boy now, was it. She reportedly gave birth at 2am on Tuesday morning at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center by caesarean. We haven't heard what she's named the poor tot, she's probably trying to come up with a masculine form of 'Jailynn', what she was supposedly going to call it if it was a girl. Anyway, congratulations to the family, but can I just say I can't wait until the first pictures appear - pictures of her dropping the baby, not strapping it safely in the car, etc. It's inevitable, really.

Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 12, 2006 12:58 PM

Top Ten Stories

Bransongroup_228x170This is stuff that dreams are made of. Richard Branson deliberately confused Paris Hilton with a waitress, and asked her for a drink. Score 1 for the Billionaire - but which one?
Just days after giving birth to a baby girl, Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year old son dies mysteriously. Let's hope he wasn't taking Trimspa tablets, ouch.
Sean Combs is not allowed to be called 'Diddy' in the UK anymore, as apparently someone already goes by that name. Anybody? No? Me either.
Michael Parkinson is not impressed with Charlotte Church's new chat show, not least because she pulls off better cleavage than him.
Making us all green with envy, although we're unsure about the credibility of this, as it's supposedly from an interview with the NotW, Kirsten Dunst speaks out about her previous relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal, 'We tried to spice things up - we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea'. Bitch, just quit bragging already.
In more barftacular news, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged. Maybe.
Just recently Uma Thurman announced she wanted a toy boy, and ker-ching, she has one already. And it's Orlando Bloom...Life just isn't fair.
The only hot Desperate Housewife wants to quit to concentrate on her film career. Considering Eva Longoria's next film is called 'How I met my boyfriend's dead fiancee', I don't think it's a wise move.
And in other freaky news, David Hasslehoff wants to be buried in a glass coffin under his Hollywood star so people can watch him decompose. Little does he know we've been doing that the past 54 years of his life.
Claudia Schiffer is in trouble over her 'vicious dogs', and no, we're not referring to her supermodel pals.

Posted by Katherine on September 12, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, David Hasselhoff, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (3)

September 7, 2006 8:27 PM

Top Ten Stories

Hilton_arrest_cops_x17Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence earlier this morning, the photo on the left shows her being led, handcuffed, into a police car.
Speaking of DUI and raving loonies, Mel Gibson has left rehab, and is fed up with people paying so much attention to him. Don't worry, Mel, having a stiff scotch will surely help matters eh! 
Britney Spears is rumoured to be giving birth today, by C-section, and will be naming her supposed daughter 'Jailynn', after her mother, Lynne, and sister, Jamie. Yup, Jail Federline. What a knob.
As if we care, but Heather Locklear and David Spade have ended their 5 month relationship, with reports saying David thinks she's an 'high-maintenance bitch'.
But not to worry, as it seems Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey may be back together - perhaps she's clucky after seeing those cute Suri Cruise photos?
P Diddy's girlfriend is pregnant with not one, but two little P Diddlers.
Marcia Cross, of Desperate Housewives fame, is up the duff with her husband, reportedly 2 months gone.
Brangelina are tying the knot viddy viddy soon! Or so Star claims...
Yessss! Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after 4 years - get ready to fight for him, girls.
And as one heart-throb becomes single, another disappears into marriage, with Emilio Estevez becoming engaged to his writer girlfriend.

Posted by Katherine on September 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 5, 2006 4:47 PM

Top Ten Stories

Kellyosbournegreenroom2_1Kelly Osbourne fake marries in an inflatable church at a music festival in Ireland. Well, when in Ireland...
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are apparently over, whilst Angelina Jolie is pregnant again - too much information to take in all at once!
The Arctic Monkeys are the favourite to win tonight's Mercury Music Prize, even though last year's favourite was Kaiser Chiefs, and well, we all know what happened there.
Sharon Osbourne's dog bites Patrick Swayze on her chat show. No, not her pussy. Her dog. Although I wouldn't put it past her to let the pussy out of the trousers with the likes of Swayze around.
If you're wealthy enough, and flamboyant enough, you can bag yourself some of Cher's very own outfits at Sotheby's auction house in London.
Keira Knightley is stunned she actually has to pay for something. Life is hard, doll.
Madonna is auctioning off her wedding tiara on eBay, reports that this is due to bankruptcy are entirely made up.
The video of Kate Moss for Agent Provocateur has apparently crashed their server, undoubtedly due to the millions of horny pubescent boys.
Pamela Anderson launches her own makeup line, because the kids aren't slutty enough these days.
You can pick up Syd Barrett's house in Cambridge for just £300,000 where the former Pink Floyd-er lived for 25 years.

Posted by Katherine on September 5, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Kelly Osbourne, Madonna, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 4, 2006 7:40 PM

Top Ten Stories

Hilary_swank_newHilary Swank moves on from Chad Lowe just 9 months after their split. What a mananiser!
With-hair-worse-than-Robert-Smith's, Russell Brand's DNA is being tested after being accused of raping a 20 year old.
Al Pacino has a massive Godfather-sized boner for Madonna, despite the leotards.
Geri Halliwell's baby girl, Bluebell Madonna, has apparently been abused. And we're not just talking about her name.
Ho ho ho, the jokes just write themselves, as lantern-jawed James Van Der Beek announces he is writing a debut screenplay about baseball.
Queen and Paul Rodgers throw away their zimmerframes and declare an attack on US stadiums and arenas. At least you'll be home for the prime-time movie on telly.
Samuel L. Jackson is keen to make a sequel to Snakes on a Plane, this time, titled 'Snakes on Crack'. Let's see if he can rope in Whitney Houston for a cameo.
Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields patch things up, cue her entrance into Scientology any day now.
Charlotte Church wants to recruit Tom Cruise for her new chat show, but claims he won't, due to the show's 'silliness'. What she doesn't realise is the silliness hasn't even started until he appears.
Ms. Shoewawa over on our new Shiny Fashion Forum told us about Banksy's Paris Hilton parody CDs, now available on eBay!

Posted by Katherine on September 4, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, Geri Halliwell, Hot Gossip, Madonna, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 1, 2006 4:57 PM

Top Ten Stories

Lindsay_3One of Linday Lohan's casual lovers has apparently bought her a pricey Cartier engagement ring and whisked her off on holiday to propose, no less than a month after declaring she would never be monogamous.
Somehow we don't think this is an authentic baby registry for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - firstly, he's listed as K-Fed. Is anyone really that dumb? Oh, wait.
Lionel Richie gives his mark of approval to daughter Nicole and current bed-warmer, Brody Jenner.
Thoughts of retirement are far from Madonna's mind, as she starts planning her next album, reportedly meant to be more of the same disco music. Just leave the leotards alone this time, love.
If you care to remember her, Christina Milian is flogging all her clothes on eBay to make a quick buck, sources say she is indeed close to bankrupt.
The filming of Charlotte Church's first talk show episode was apparently a 'shambles' but will be edited well for the debut tonight.
As if we need more evidence on Paris Hilton's more than willing thighs, here it is.
Could Robbie Williams be shedding his playboy image, preferring to jump into bed with his Playstation instead of a woman?
If the sight of Daniel Craig in his swimming trunks didn't turn you on, perhaps his gay kiss will.
Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been branded the 'worst tenant in history', as his landlord evicts him.

Posted by Katherine on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

Family Fears As Geri Loses Her Baby Weight

Geri_2 It feels wrong filing a story about Geri Halliwell under 'musical stars'. But anyway - Geri has sparked worry in her mother, Anna Maria, as the ex-Spice Girl has over three stone since giving birth to first daughter, Bluebell Madonna, in May. Everyone knows Geri's previous problems with eating disorders and her weight, and a source told 'Closer' magazine: "Anna Maria is happy that Geri is looking so fit and healthy at the moment, but she doesn't want her to slip into her old ways after all the problems she's had with food in the past. She doesn't want her to become too skinny again."

Geri is thought to be losing weight as she is set to release 'Disco Sister: The Very Best of Geri' - her greatest hits - toward the end of the year. There's many, many jokes I could make here, but I'll go with two simple questions: 1) Since when has anything Geri Halliwell's ever done been termed as 'disco''? 2) Just how short a track listing is now allowed for a greatest hits? Anyway, a friend of Geri's said: "Geri is very proud of her singing career and is really pleased with the album." Jolly good, Geri, just don't go mad with the diet and exercise.

Posted by Antonia on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Geri Halliwell, Gossip Rag Roundup, Musical Stars, Spice Girls | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 31, 2006 12:16 PM

Top Ten Stories

BrianmayIt seems us bloggers have got Brian May's goat, he recently fumed about three MySpace users pretending to be him, and that 'Paul Stanley of Kiss has the same problem'. Ol' Bri should be thankful he's still getting attention, bet Paul Stanley is bloody grateful no-ones forgotten about him!
Our brother-blog TV Scoop has the erm, 'scoop', on Pete from Big Brother's recent £1 million autobiography deal with HarperCollins.
Recent climber-out-of-the-closet popstar Lance Bass reveals that he is incredibly happy since announcing he was gay at the start of summer, now that he has a young buff plaything.
Girls, be prepared to put up a fight, as David Hasselhoff has proclaimed he's returning to Britain in order to find himself 'a beautiful girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who is really intelligent'. Well, Dave, ahem, here's my personal email address...
John Mark Karr (y'know, the bozo who claimed to kill the child star JonBenet Ramsey), apparently wants a movie to be made on her life, with Johnny Depp playing the part of him. Understandably, Depp is yet to comment.
There has been speculation for years about his questionably sexuality, but finally, is this pictorial evidence that John Travolta is gay?
Living up to their 'creative' imagination, scammers in South Africa used Oprah Winfrey's name in a recent scam.
From the same people who brought you Britney Spears's birth cast in stone, Suri Cruise's first poo is on offer, made from bronze, and is reportedly authentic.
Speaking of the Hoff, he's recently asked Orlando Bloom to play his son in the film version of Knight Rider, leaving female minds wondering if the screen is big enough for two oily heart-throbs.
Jessica Simpson finally 'fesses up to using lip injections last year, presumably she is spilling the truth now, as she's only just regained the ability to speak - seriously - did you see those babies?

Posted by Katherine on August 31, 2006 in Baby Watch, Big Brother, Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Depp, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 30, 2006 6:22 PM

Top Ten Stories

Lindsay_2Could Lindsay Lohan possibly be going sober, and, err, just what the world needs, becoming a DJ?
Justin Timberlake may or may not have binned Cameron Diaz in time for the launch of his new album, Future Sex/Love Sounds. We bet he's not getting much of either at the moment...
Yesterday we reported K-Fed was appearing in CSI, today it's Entourage, as he plays - get this - 'a celebrity's freeloading spouse'. Huh, the scriptwriters didn't have to stretch far, did they?
Should we feel privileged over this? I can't tell - 2 former Blink 182'ers have reformed as a new band (+44), reportedly named after the UK dialling code. Greeeaaat...
Funny that Snakes on a Plane tops the box office only in Australia. Steve Irwin, we blame you.
Celebrity relationships just get more and more aesthetically disgusting, as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are reportedly a couple.
Sean Preston, (Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's bub), is pronounced a genius, as his first words uttered are 'dada'. Praise the Lord his first words weren't 'oi, you got a lighter?'
Score one for Blighty, as Charlotte Church knocks back Paris Hilton's offer of appearing on her new chat show.
Drats, Penny Lancaster is not content with having just one baby from the lovemachine of Rod Stewart, oh no, they're intending on having another. Curses!
So much for her vow of abstinence, Paris Hilton has moved in with 'Firecrotch' utterer, Brandon Davis.

Posted by Katherine on August 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 29, 2006 9:22 PM

A Week With TomKat

Tomkat_10 Well, it's been a busy week down TomKat way over the past seven days, though there's not been much about them as a couple as such. Tom's been making headlines, following his unceremonial dumping by Paramount, who tore up his production deal with them. There's been a bit of a war of words since then, with Tom saying he left Paramount - not the other way round - and it's all been very, very childish, even by celebrity standards. It's now emerged that Tom has chosen to take a paycut of $7million and has signed a new deal worth around $3million a year. Considering he hasn't had a box office smash in some time, he should be very happy with that, especially when you consider that amount is one to cover "office and staffing" expenses. Are all of his staff made of solid gold?

It's also emerged that Tom has taken quite a spectacular drop in popularity since beginning his relationship with Katie Holmes and his subsequent insane behaviour. He finished last in a UK poll, where readers were asked to vote which actor they'd like as their best friend. The marketing industry 'Q' scores (nope, I haven't got a clue) have also indicated Tom is on a downward popularity spiral.

And we still haven't seen that bloody baby!

Posted by Antonia on August 29, 2006 in Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Top Ten Stories

Natalieportman_1As if celebrities aren't already superior to us mere civilians, Natalie Portman dons her battle rags and enters the war zone of Israel, to visit her family despite the war with Hezbollah. Bring us back a souvenir, won't you love?
Thank the lord, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are reportedly civil with one another now. Is it too soon to suggest a threesome?
Owen Wilson-obsessives, time to hike down to your nearest Agent Provocateur, as he is apparently not bedding Kate Hudson, who is rumoured to be back with her homeless-looking husband.
Elton John proves he is walking ever closer along the path to senility and dementia, as he apparently wants to work 'with Pharrell, Timbaland, Snoop, Kanye, Eminem and just see what happens'. What happens, Elt, is that you'll wind up being shot.
Kevin Federline has landed a speaking role in CSI, where he'll be playing a 'threatening' teenager. At the tender age of...28?
More hope for Jennifer Aniston of staying Brad's parents' preferred choice of daughter-in-law, as they are offended by Angelina Jolie's drunk behaviour and 'tactless' personality at a recent birthday party for Maddox.
It's official, Suri Cruise will make her debut in the October issue of Vanity Fair.
At least the musical will be in keeping with the film version of Chicago, as fellow emaciated singer Ashlee Simpson is set to star as Roxie Hart, the part portrayed by Renee Zellweger in the film.
Not content with just stealing The Office from our fair shores, HBO are set to remake Little Britain to entertain Americans. Somehow I think the Vicky Pollard skits will be more of a real-life drama over there than a comedy.
And apparently Eminem is not a misogynistic so and so, he is, infact, channeling Buddha. Right...

Posted by Katherine on August 29, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 24, 2006 12:10 PM

Top Ten Stories

Katehudson_1Unfortunately Kate Hudson hasn't heard the expression 'you can't have your cake and eat it too', as she contemplates going back to her scruffmeister of a husband, Chris Robinson. Poor Owen Wilson - I know a few girls who would willingly comfort him if need be, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Paris Hilton didn't learn her lesson when her own Sidekick was hacked, as she's recently been accused of hacking in to Lindsay Lohan's voicemail, no doubt hoping to hear messages from their greasy boyfriend-in-common, Stavros Niarchos.
Proving that she is indeed cheap, Britney Spears's autobiography from 2002 is selling for just 99 cents now, which is quite possibly 99 cents too much.
Nicole Richie is officially seeing someone, poor bloke.
Kate Moss's recent trip to Bali was not just an innocent Indonesian holiday, apparently it was meant to be a wedding ceremony for her and Pete Doherty. Shame he was in rehab at the time...
We predicted a book deal for Heather Mills McCartney, and it turns out we were right.
Mel Gibson does not a role model make. So stop taking tips from him, Tom Hanks, on racial put-downs already!
Put your clean undies on girls, as Bruce Springsteen's marriage is on the rocks.
As if Dr. Who isn't scary enough, they've recruited Meat Loaf to play a villain, as if he isn't scary enough.
It's practically an anti-drinking campaign in itself, as Kerry Katona was recently rushed to hospital in fear of her unborn child's health.

Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kerry Katona, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 17, 2006 11:15 AM

Is Kevin Federline Making Babies Purely For Financial Gain?

KfedWe just told you about how K-Fed claims he's broke, and that he doesn't get any money from his wife, 'As a man, I wouldn't be happy sitting back and living off my wife's fortune', he twittered once. Well, turns out he wasn't quite disclosing the whole truth there. It turns out for each child he has with Britney, he gets a certain amount of money, in cash, and in the millions. Apparently prior to the wedding, a source blabbed that he met with lawyers, and 'was sitting sort of slumped over with a baseball cap over his eyes and a lawyer was talking about how he had to sign a pre-nup and Kevin looked sort of bummed out. But then the lawyer explained that for every child the two of you have together, you would receive X amount of dollars. His eyes really lit up'. Ker-ching! And I thought gold-diggers came in the form of leggy blondes. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 17, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 15, 2006 4:33 PM

Top Ten Stories

RobinsonhudsonGoldie-spawn Kate Hudson splits from homeless-lookalike husband, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretend to be good samaritans but it doesn't fool us.
Drew Barrymore is a-cluck-cluck-clucking her way into popping out some children soon with Strokes hunk-a-spunk, Fabrizio Moretti.
Firecrotch rears its ugly, dirty, fiery head in the form of Paris Hilton and her music producer, Scott Storch, after a Justin Timberlake concert. Yes, you read correctly, after a Justin Timberlake concert. The horror.
Brad Pitt takes kiddywinks to work with him, using the day-care centre facilities that 'anybody working on the lot, including secretaries and executives' can use. Double horror! Common people, argh!
Excuse me whilst I vomit, but James Blunt's debut album, 'Back To Badlam' has recently been made the second best-selling LP of the decade. Seriously, who buys his music? Deaf people?
Babyshambles were forced to cancel last night's gig in Ibiza due to Pete Doherty realising his passport had expired. If only it had expired outside the UK so he couldn't come back in!
Paris Hilton's debut album has launched exclusively on AOL Music from today, a week before anywhere else. Don't scramble too fast for your credit card, there.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are reportedly engaged, after she was spotted wearing a huge vintage diamond ring given to her by her on-off boyfriend. Jade Jagger is meant to throw them an engagement party in Ibiza this weekend - if Pete sorts out his passport dramas (see above).
Suri is seen in the wild by a 'commoner' (none of those schmancy Scientologist people this time), but it all sounds very fishy to us. Fishy as in Tom-Cruise's-flack-paid-someone-to-off type fishy.

Posted by Katherine on August 15, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Hot Gossip, James Blunt, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 14, 2006 12:28 AM

A Week With TomKat

Tomkat_7 Days since Suri was born: 118. And we still haven't seen her. But, that should all be about to change - it's emerged that the spawn of TomKat has already undergone her first photoshoot with Annie Leibovitz and said photos will be published in the Autumn issue of Vanity Fair. Right... but didn't TomKat promise a similar kind of thing would take place in May? Will we ever see the child?

Talking of Suri, Victoria Beckham has been granted a visit to see the tot, but has been given a strict set of rules to follow, which include not touching the baby and not being allowed to take any photographs. So... she's allowed to be in the same room as Suri and that's it? That'll be fun.

Anyway. Information has spilled out that Katie is taking her desire to get rid of her baby weight to extreme measures, so she can reprise her role in the latest set of Batman flicks. She's already reportedly spending a lot of time in the gym, and a source revealed: "She's already in the gym every day and is being super-strict about what she eats. She's also doing yoga and has started kickboxing."

And that concludes a week with TomKat. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 14, 2006 in Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 10, 2006 9:52 PM

A Week With Brangelina

Brangelina_3 Just the one main story from the Brangelina camp this week. All of us gossip hounds got excited by the headlines stating Brad and Ange were sleeping in separate beds (fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!) but then we were all let down when we discovered it was purely due to baby Shiloh's crying.

Two-month old Shiloh is being a typical two-month old and not sleeping through the night, so Brad has moved rooms, leaving Angelina to deal with Shiloh's crying. Nicer celebrity journalists claim this is because he needs to rest as he has film commitments to Oceans 13, but others say he's just being a lazy sod. I think you can guess which camp I fall in to. Brad, you were so desperate for kids, you've got one - be a parent! What a surprise - kids cry! Amazing. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 10, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 9, 2006 2:01 PM

Top Ten Stories

BillclintonSex-machine Bill Clinton turns 60 on August 17th, and will host several months worth of celebrations, culminating in a Rolling Stones gig in October.
David and Victoria Beckham are releasing a joint perfume next month, 'Intimately', featuring racy photos of the couple together.
Larry David's life veers dangerously towards resembling an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, when his BMW gets hit by an 'out-of-control shopping cart'. Wonder if Susie Greene was behind it all?
Speaking of sex gods, Barry Manilow is scheduled to have hip surgery, presumably due to an overtly-active pelvis.
Newly single Uma Thurman wants to set up an online dating service 'for all the lost and lonely socially-inept celebrities who don't know how to meet anybody'.
Conflict between Tori Spelling and her mother Candy continue, with Candy disinviting Tori to the Emmy awards.
£750 will buy you not only a rare painting by Pete Doherty made from blood, but also a meeting with the poet/artist/junkie.
Suri Cruise-Holmes's first picture will be shown in Vanity Fair this Autumn.
Paris Hilton has been turned into a Hello Kitty stuffed toy, only available in Japan as of yet. Plushophiles the World-over rejoice.

Posted by Katherine on August 9, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Beckham, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, TV Show Gossip, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 8, 2006 6:49 PM

Top Ten Stories

Posh_2Posh tires of her new elfin look only days after getting the chop. Photo of new 'do on left.
Paris Hilton claims to remain celibate for the next year, and that she's only ever had sex with two men. That works out to 50% of her sex partners have been caught on film, classy.
Jennifer Aniston is left heartbroken yet again after Vince Vaughn refuses to marry her.
Pamela Anderson weds Kid Rock for the second time in a week. It has not been confirmed whether the groom was suffering from short-term memory loss due to drug use and had to do the whole kit-caboodle all over again.
James Blunt uses cheesy pick-up line although he has a supermodel girlfriend. There's just no pleasing these blokes.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sleeping in separate rooms, keep your pants on, it's only because of baby Shiloh's crying. Apparently.
Jude Law chucks a strop as bouncers at an exclusive club don't recognise him and permit him entry.
Jerry Hall is desperate for a man, but he must be aged between 40-50, independantly wealthy, and American. Any takers? Get back in your box, David Hasslehoff.
Britney Spears is craving Cheetos, fried chicken, and soil during her pregnancy. So what else is new?
Neighbours of Mel Gibson join in on the Mel-bashing, claiming his seven children are 'terrors', and frighten the neighbourhood. They also reportedly use the line 'Don't you know who I am?' [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 8, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, James Blunt, Jennifer Aniston, Jude Law, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 7, 2006 2:55 AM

A Week With TomKat

Tomkat_6 There isn't an awful lot I can say on the subject of TomKat this week. The usually so-addicted-to-publicity couple haven't done anything of note, but maybe that's a story in itself... where the heck is baby Suri?

It's now an impressive 111 days since the Cruise tot was born and we're still yet to see her. Rumours are flying around that perhaps she doesn't exist. I'll just add some fuel to the fire; did anyone else find Katie's pregnancy a little strange? In the first photograph of her pregnant, she was huge. In later photographs, she looked a lot smaller - surely this is the wrong way round?

However, reports are coming in from various celebrity friends who claim to have seen the child. Jada Pinkett Smith has told American magazine Us Weekly: “She’s one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life. She’s an absolute beauty and she’s Daddy’s little girl. She’s got a head full of black, beautiful hair.”

Hmmmm. I'll believe it when I see the photos (well, I might believe it). [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 7, 2006 in Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 1, 2006 10:20 PM

Nicole Kidman Photographed... With A Baby Bump?

Nicole2_3 Nicole Kidman has been photographed leaving a hospital in Nashville sporting what looks suspiciously like a baby bump, says new magazine. The usually skinny star is definitely looking rounder in the stomach area. She wed country music star Keith Urban a few weeks back - are we looking at a honeymoon baby? A spokesperson for Nicole has denied the rumours, but that really doesn't mean anything.

In other baby news, Location Location Location star Kirstie Allsopp has given birth to an 11lb son last week.

Debra Stephenson - of Coronation Street - has announced she's pregnant, as has X-Files actress Gillian Anderson. Blimey, what are they putting in the water down celeb way? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 1, 2006 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

Kerry Katona Is Pregnant

Kerry2_1 Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Kerry Katona is pregnant for the third time. Daddy is her current fiance, Mark Croft, and she's nine weeks gone. Is this the stupidest celebrity pregnancy ever?

Let's review Kerry's file. She joins Atomic Kitten, despite the fact she can't sing. She hooks up with the first boyband member she can find - Westlife's Brian McFadden - gets pregnant, quits AK and dedicates her time to telling magazines how much she loves Brian. She gives birth to Molly, who's followed by sister Lily-Sue not long after. Kerry then goes on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! and despite being an emotional wreck, somehow manages to win. Then Brian ditches her, and it all begins to go a bit wrong.

First Kerry - who seems to be allergic to the idea of being single - latches on to Dan Corsi, who is A Wannabe of the highest calibre. She's madly in love for a good month, then ditches him for local Warrington lad Dave Cunningham. For awhile, she's madly in love again and wants babies. Then Dave finishes with her. So she, having been single for a terrifying three seconds, starts dating cabbie Mark Croft in January of 2006. Despite friends and family warning her off him, they get engaged. And now she's pregnant. What a mess.

Prediction: Kerry will give birth next February/March time and will grace OK! magazine with exclusive shots of her and the baby. At some point in 2007, Mark will walk out. Kerry will then be back in the magazines talking about her loss and boring us all stupid. By the end of 2007, she'll be with someone new and again, he'll be the love of her life.

It's the kids I feel sorry for.

Anyway. Kerry's PR Max Clifford has issued the following statement, reported in new magazine: "Kerry is nine weeks pregnant and she is relaxing at home... she is extremely happy about the whole thing". Let's hope she gets her act together, soon. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Kerry Katona | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 27, 2006 1:32 AM

Is Madonna Set To Adopt A Child?

Madonna_10 new magazine reports that Madonna is looking to adopt a third child after failing to conceive naturally with husband Guy Ritchie. The couple are said to have been to both US and UK adoption agencies and plan to go ahead when 47-year-old Madonna has finished her current world tour.

A source told the magazine: "They had a meeting about becoming parents to an orphaned baby. They are desperate to expand their family, but sadly Madonna has not managed to get pregnant again."

Since giving birth to son Rocco, Madonna has repeatedly been spotted visiting fertility clinics and specialist doctors but after four years has turned to adoption. Madonna also has a daughter, Lourdes, from a previous relationship. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on July 27, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Madonna | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 26, 2006 10:54 PM

Brad Pitt Loves His Latest Role (As A Dad)

Brad_4 Considering he broke up a marriage to pursue having children (yep, still sporting my Team Aniston hat with pride), it's good that Brad Pitt has recently told the press how much he loves being a Dad.

New magazine reports that he claims becoming a father is "the best thing I ever did", and added: "Children change your perspective and it takes the focus off yourself. I am really grateful for that. I am so tired of thinking about myself. I'm sick of myself!"

He's not the only one. Ahem. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on July 26, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 25, 2006 6:08 PM

The Beckhams Try For A Daughter

Vbeckham_2 Am I the only one who finds the Beckham's open determination and desire to have a daughter a bit hard to take? Star magazine have reported that the couple are renting a Spanish mansion - at a cost of £14,000 per day - to focus on baby-making, and this time they want a girl after three sons. Victoria has even spoken out about her desire for a daughter: "I wouldn't mind having one or two more children - and I'd love to have a girl. I can imagine helping her with her make-up and choosing her clothes with her."

Let's imagine their "special time together" goes to plan and Victoria is soon repeatedly denying then eventually admitting announcing she's pregnant, and it turns out to be a boy. The world and his wife knows they wanted a girl, and surely that poor kid, if male, is going to grow up knowing that. It's a good job they're rich: I see this leading to a lot of therapy. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on July 25, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Posh 'N Becks, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 11, 2006 4:02 PM

Is This Suri Holmes Cruise's Birth Certificate?

Cruise_bcThe US Weekly site has a handy little clock ticking every passing second away since Suri Holmes Cruise was born. It's now been over 84 days, and not a single photo has emerged. Normally we'd be worried, but since Tom Cruise stole our ability to feel shocked and surprised back when he jumped on the crazy train, we're not really fazed. However, Suri's alleged birth certificate has been making the rounds on the blogosphere, with many pointing out the numerous mistakes in it...[Katherine Hannaford]

Firstly, the certificate was filed 20 days after Suri's birth, at St. John's Hospital, which normally has a policy of filing them within 10 days of the event. An official from the hospital has claimed the delay with the birth certificate occurred as the certificate was not signed by either a parent or representative of the parents until May 4th. When it was finally done, the signature was illegible and labeled merely as a 'friend'. The 'Attendant or Certifier' who signed the certificate, Anne Heffernan, did not see the baby at all, and was not present at the birth.

Others have claimed that the certificate cannot possibly be legitimate, due to the fact that Katie Holmes' name is recorded as 'Kate Holmes', when her legal name is actually Katherine Noelle Holmes. Judging by previous comments on our articles, it seems the average Star Trip reader certainly possesses the full pack of cards, so please, let us know your theories on Suri - Does she exist, or is it all a big conspiracy courtesy of the world's new Michael Jackson-style whacko, Tom Cruise?

Posted by Katherine on July 11, 2006 in Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 6, 2006 8:52 PM

Shiloh Jolie Pitt Meets Kingston Rossdale

Angelina_jolieShiloh Jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale are pretty much been betrothed by now, after their parents made a playdate at the beach in California recently. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were joined by Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale at their house in Santa Barbara on the weekend. Reports have come out that the new mothers both sport matching baby slings, and the men went jet skiing with Maddox, Angelina and Brad's adopted son. Can't you just see the potential scandals 14 years from now, as the paps snap them sneaking in through each others' bedroom windows? Ahh, young love... [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on July 6, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gwen Stefani | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 27, 2006 10:55 PM

Heidi Klum is Pregnant Again.

HeidiBlimey, I don't know what Seal eats, but whatever it is it's working! The singer and his supermodel wife Heidi Klum have announced they're expecting their second child, just nine months after the birth of their first. Firstborn Henry was born last September and the couple also live with Heidi's daughter, Leni, 2, from her relationship with Formula One manager Flavio Briatore (otherwise known - to me, anyway - Him That Puts It About A Lot).

Seal, who at 43 is ten years older than his wife, confirmed to new magazine: "It gives me great joy to announce that Heidi, Leni, Henry and I are expecting a new addition to our ever-increasing family." Good for them. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 27, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Baby Bluebell Is Already Doing Yoga!

Geri_1 Geri Halliwell's six-week old daughter Bluebell is already doing yoga, new magazine claimed this week. Geri has signed her firstborn up for yoga classes in her second home, Los Angeles, in the hope they will help Bluebell sleep and stay healthy "through a series of massage and movement sessions". Bluebell is following in her famous Mums' steps, as Geri has been a long-term fan of yoga.

Massage? Movement sessions? For a six-week old? And it's said that some people have more money than sense... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 27, 2006 in Baby Watch, Geri Halliwell, Gossip Rag Roundup | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 22, 2006 4:34 PM

Britney Spears And K-Fed Go On Separate Holidays

Britkev_4Honestly, I don't know what I'd do with my time if the ongoing Brit and K-Fed saga fizzled up and died, I'd be pulling my hair out in fright at the thought of Britney...And Spederline...Happy?! The latest news is that Britney Spears has seemingly grown tired of their new PR offensive where they try to convince the world their sham of a marriage is infact all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, everywhere. The couple recently went on a holiday to Florida, but reportedly stayed in separate houses, spending a massive $250,000 on Aqua Island. 'She did it to get away from Kevin,' a friend blabbed. Whilst Britney spent time with their son Sean, Kevin enjoyed jet-skiing, clubbing, guzzling Cristal champagne, and generally larking it up with the boys. A friend of Brit's says that despite their numerous problems, she 'wants the world to think they're happier than ever.' Really, I've run out of related jokes about their sham of a marriage, it's just getting sad now. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 22, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 21, 2006 5:25 PM

Kerry Katona Gets Custody of Her Kids.

Kerry2 Despite the fact that she's at war with apparently everyone in her life (apart from her gold and fame digging fiance, of course) Kerry Katona has reason to celebrate this week. The I'm A Celeb winner has finally agreed the terms of her divorce from ex-Westlife singer Brian McFadden, and despite earlier claims that Brian would seek full custody, Kerry will keep custody of their two daughters - Molly and Lilly-Sue.

Kerry's spokesman and all-round PR guru Max Clifford confirmed to new magazine: "Kerry will get full custody. She's always said she wants Brian to feature highly in their life. Some of the comments Brian has made have hurt her but she's managed to keep her dignity and rise above it all for the sake of her kids."

Kerry Katona? Dignity? What kind of Bizarro World am I in? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 21, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Kerry Katona | Permalink | Comments (1)

Victoria Beckham To Be Godmother To Geri's Daughter, Bluebell.

Vbeckham_1 It looks like one particular Spice Girls rift is healed. According to new magazine, Geri Halliwell is set to ask ex-bandmate Victoria Beckham to be Godmother to her newborn daughter, Bluebell.

The pair are said to have grown increasinly closer during the pregnancy, when Mrs. B was on hand to offer advice. A source told the magazine: "Victoria is probably one of the few people who is close to Geri. She was like a sister to her when she was pregnant."

However, Victoria's 'advice' and sister-like affection may have gone too far. Closer magazine have claimed that Victoria encouraged Geri to diet before the birth of Bluebell so she could get her figure back in super-quick celeb style. The concept of dieting during pregnancy has been rubbished by medical experts, so maybe Geri shouldn't take all of her Posh friend's advice. [Toni Kelly

Posted by Antonia on June 21, 2006 in Baby Watch, Geri Halliwell, Gossip Rag Roundup, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 20, 2006 5:03 PM

Is Nicole Kidman Pregnant?

Nicole2_2 We've already told you about Nicole Kidman's plans to marry Keith Urban in the dark in her native Australia, but could the Oscar winning actress be headed for even bigger news? Closer magazine is featuring a story that Nicole might be pregnant, after she was spotted last week with a rounder-than-usual tum, which was all the more noticable on the usually emaciated-looking starlet.

Nicole has recently admitted: "I'd like a baby before it's too late." Nicole is 39.

However, it seems all may not be rosy in Nicole's garden, as some friends and family of Keith are threatening to boycott the nuptials as they feel he was pushed into a "marry me or else" ultimatum. A source told the magazine: "Keith should have stuck to his guns and waited until his gut told him it was time."

Mmmm, I've a feeling this one could run and run. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Baby Watch, Nicole Kidman, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Angelina Talks About Baby Shiloh For The First Time.

Jolie_7 Angelina Jolie has broken her silence and spoken to the media about the joys of motherhood and giving birth. Angelina has admitted she found the experience of giving birth frightening and is reported by Star magazine to have said: "You're just suddenly terrified that they're not going to take their first breath. That was my whole focus. I wanted to hear her cry."

Considering what newborns are like, I've a feeling Angelina will be sick and tired of hearing crying in the months to come. The actress also confirmed that she donates a lot of her money to refugees, telling the magazine: "I have a stupid income for what I do." Couldn't agree more, you marriage wrecker. Ooh, get me. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 16, 2006 1:27 PM

Tom Cruise - Father of a Genius?

Tomkat_1 Tom Cruise has decided he wants his daughter, Suri, to become a genuis. The poor two-month old tot is soon to receive a rather large package of Baby Enstein DVDs and toys. The brand is designer to aid develop and encourage intelligence in children. According to Star magazine, Tom placed a large order with the company despite fiancee Katie Holmes not being too keen on the idea.

The company claim: Parents trust Baby Einstein™ to introduce their babies and toddlers to music, art, language, science and nature in playful, enriching ways. At two months? I already feel sorry for this poor nipper. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 16, 2006 in Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 15, 2006 7:46 PM

Britney Spears In Shameful Poo Blunder

Britbabe2By now you would've gathered that Britney Spears puts the 'T' in trash, so there's really no point in us adding more evidence to the growing pile of wifebeater singlets and empty beer cans. Oh, what the heck, this is just too good to not tell you! She recently went to Victoria's Secret in California, and purchased two pink thongs, when little Sean Preston decided it was high time to go to the loo. She then proceeded to change Sean's nappy on the floor, next to the cash register. 'Britney then tried to hand it to an employee', claimed a source, but apparently she wouldn't accept it. Say what you will about her parenting skills, but one commentor on the US Weekly mag site claims she used to work at the exclusive lingerie shop, and 'can tell you that the thongs are NOT made to fit women Britney's size - pregnant or not.' Ouch, way to kick the bitch when she's down! [Katherine Hannaford] 

Posted by Katherine on June 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 14, 2006 1:43 PM

Shiloh Pitt-Jolie's Pots & Pans T-Shirt is a Sell-Out

Potsandpans She's only just been born, but Shiloh Pitt-Jolie is already a fashion icon. At least she is according to The Sun, which says the £20 t-shirt she was dressed in for her first photo-shoot has completely sold out across the U.S. The shirt was designed by Kingsley Aarons, and features the words 'The Pots & Pans Band', apparently inspired by his son battering kitchen implements like a toddler Keith Moon.

So what to do if you missed out on the t-shirt, and simply MUST turn your infant into a Shiloh clone? Well, after a brisk rummage on eBay, I've found a couple: this one is currently going for just over $25 with five days until its auction closes, while this one is on offer for a Buy It Now price of, gulp, $150. Happy shopping! [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 14, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 9, 2006 9:36 PM

Is Shiloh Pitt-Jolie Up For Sale on eBay?

BabyshilohIt sounds outrageous, but it could be true! Our sister blog Bayraider has the story that would have thousands of tabloid hacks reaching for their wallets faster than a speeding paparazzo. At least, it would if it were true.

Posted by Stu on June 9, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Bayraider Blitz, Brad Pitt, Brangelina | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 6, 2006 9:38 PM

Brangelina's First Exclusive Photos

You could almost say Brangelina did it for revenge. There's no other reason why they would make all the magazine editors interested in buying the first photos of Shiloh stay up all Saturday night in a bidding frenzy against one another. One of the editors blabbed 'the photos were shown to us around 10 p.m. to midnight, and then we had to submit bids by 6 a.m. Sunday morning. No one got any sleep at all, as it was a manic game of phone-tag to top each other's bids.' The lucky punters were People magazine, who reportedly paid a handsome $4.1 million for the exclusive pictures. The image has appeared on the net recently, although authenticity is highly debatable. If so, man is that one tiny tot. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 6, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 5, 2006 8:49 PM

Britney Spears Finally Files Divorce Papers

Britney_7Hoo-hoo-ha, have we got news for you, courtesy of everyone's favourite rag, News Of The World. The British publication has made claims that Britney Spears, seen here in rather attractive curlers like the rashers-slinging housewife she is, has filed preliminary divorce papers. A friend of the former pin-up confessed 'she is serious about it and even though she’s pregnant she knows that she has to get things moving.' According to the source, she is 5 months pregnant, and will soon be a single mother, living in a trailer with any luck, K-Fed having somehow bamboozled her into handing over her dwindling loot. If I knew how to read tarot cards, I would've predicted this eons ago. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 5, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (4)

June 1, 2006 10:48 AM

Is Reese Witherspoon Up The Duff?

Reesewitherspoonpregnantagain03The interweb seems to think so. Pictures of Reese wearing what looks like maternity dresses have been floating around for a while now, and just the other day more photos of her in a baggy red dress cropped up. Take a look at this link to check out close-ups of the potential baby bulge, and leave your comments below this post, giving us your expert bun-in-the-oven opinions. Preggers or just a bit bloated? Guess we'll find out in a few months time when it becomes impossible to hide behind fashionably large dresses. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 1, 2006 in Baby Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 30, 2006 12:42 PM

Gwen Stefani Gives Birth To A Boy

Gwen_1'Tis the season to give birth, tra-la-la-la-laah. Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale are the latest celebs to join the fad, having given birth last Friday, via a caesarean section to a healthy boy, named Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. A source at the hospital claims Gwen arrived 'wearing her signature red lipstick and looked very excited.' The couple are said to be 'in a state of euphoria' since Kingston's arrival, hopefully not due to over-consumption of laughing gas, often present at births. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gwen Stefani, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 29, 2006 3:48 PM

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Get Messiah Complex?

Hurrah for Brangelina - the couple have finally spawned their first child, the marvellously-named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No, it's not just a new-age way of spelling 'Sheila'. The Mirror says that Shiloh means Messiah - 'the peaceful one' - and can also be a peaceful or tranquil place. Not that Shiloh will be seeing any peaceful and tranquil places in the near future - with her parents having signed an exclusive £3.7m deal with a US magazine for the first snaps of their new arrival, wherever she goes will have its peace and tranquility rudely broken by hordes of paparazzi... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on May 29, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 16, 2006 7:32 PM

Madonna Splashes Out For Baby Moses.

Madonna_4 When my best friend gave birth, I send her a text message on the day and a set of earplugs a week later, and she seemed satisfied. So I'm hoping, considering she's pregnant again, she won't be reading this - as Madonna has been showing how to spoil a friends' newborn in a way I just can't afford. The Queen of Pop has been showering gifts from Los Angeles store Petit Tresor on the offspring of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin - baby Moses. Star magazine claims Madonna was spotted picking out a Moses - ha - basket and baby clothes.

Am I the only one who read recently they'd had a big fight? Or am I dreaming that? Whatever the situation, they seem to be getting on well enough now. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 16, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna, Musical Stars, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jennifer Lopez's Baby Blues.

Jlo_1 Jennifer Lopez has said that seeing Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner with their daughter Violet "depresses her", according to Star magazine. She told an LA source: "Just raising that subject depresses me."

It's well-known that 36-year-old Lopez is desperate for a child and has even looked into adoption, but husband Marc Anthony doesn't appear to be so keen. I've already told you that their recent adoption trip to Puerto Rico didn't go as planned and now it looks like Jen can't quite accept the happiness of her ex, who has been with Jennifer Garner for less time than J.Lo has been with Marc. A source said: "It's as though Ben is on the fast track and J.Lo is stuck. It's natural it would hit her for six."

However, I've come to learn that what La Lopez wants she tends to get - so expect baby news any day now. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 16, 2006 in Baby Watch, Jennifer Lopez, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Geri's Sprog Finally Arrives

GerihalliwellAfter what seems like a decade of gestation, Geri Halliwell has given birth to a girl. She reportedly had the baby by caesarean section at a London hospital just two days ago. Apparently estranged from the father of the child, Sacha Gervaise was not present at the birth, but she had her mother to cling to. Geri had previously said she was hoping the tot would be 'more angel than devil's child', but keeping in mind the baby has sprung forth from Ginger Spice's loins, well, fat chance. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 16, 2006 in Baby Watch, Geri Halliwell, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Gwyneth_1That we do, Ms. Lauper, that we do. And there's no better way to have fun than have a good bitch about penis sizes, which is something Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow shall be finding out shortly when they begin filming together. It has just been confirmed that the two exes of Brad Pitt are teaming up together to star in a new thriller, with Aniston playing the villain. The filming has been scheduled for 2008, giving Gwynnie ample time to raise her new son Moses, teaching him vital words such as 'Apple', 'Banana', 'Yoga', 'Evian', and 'Die, Brad, Die'. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 16, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 13, 2006 6:56 AM

Brooke Shields Doesn't Renew Prescription For Pills - SHOCK!

BrookeshieldsBit of a glamour shot here of Brooke Shields, pretty huh? When most people, (ok, maybe just me), think of Brooke Shields, the name Tom Cruise crops up fairly often, like a bad case of herpes you just can't get rid of. After having her second baby, coincidentally on the same day as baby Suri Holmes-Cruise's arrival, the questions amongst us plebes have been 'when will Brooke jump back on the pills? WHEN WILL TOM BITCH ABOUT HER ON LETTERMAN?! ARGH!' Okay, maybe it really is just me asking those questions. We finally have an answer though - She recently told People magazine that the second birth was 'nothing like the first one...I think I'm okay now.' Thank goodness for that, any way we can stop Tom jumping back on the couch his soapbox. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 13, 2006 in Baby Watch, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (10)

May 10, 2006 7:50 PM

Tom Cruise - One demanding fiance!

Tomkat To many, Tom Cruise is a heartthrob of the highest order and a good actor. To me, he's a waste of Scientology-blurred space who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. Still, it takes all sorts. However, my dislike for the vertically-challenged one has increased since I read an article in Closer detailing his demands on fiancee Katie Holmes before their wedding.

Tom has recruited Buff Brides to help Katie shed the three stone she gained during pregnancy before their big day. He's also sorted out a pre-nuptial agreement which grants Katie at least $22million should they split (okay, that bit is quite nice). Tom has also insisted that, instead of a traditional Catholic christening, baby Suri will only have a Scientology 'naming ceremony', which has annoyed Katie's devout Catholic family. He's also been quoted as saying: "I love her and I can't wait to get married. I won't let this woman get away."

Which sounds nice and all, but when you look in to it a bit deeper, is slightly controlling and strange. Or maybe I'm just too cynical... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, On Heat, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Geri Halliwell's Baby Shower.

Geri George Michael - perhaps egging for that Godfather spot - has recently thrown best mate Geri Halliwell a baby shower, a la Americans. The event took place last Sunday and was attended by all and sundry, including Geri's ex-bandmates Emma Bunton and Mel C. Victoria Beckham was busy with business in Madrid, but sent a gift.

A notable exclusion was that of Sacha Gervasi, the father of Geri's unborn child. His relationship with Geri is said, according to new magazine, to be chilly at best and he recently went to press with his fears that Geri would "cut him out" of the baby's life. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Geri Halliwell, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Angelina Jolie's Mom-To-Be Faux Pas.

Jolie_1 All expectant mothers tend to have cravings and Angelina Jolie is no different. According to new magazine, the actress has been craving nutty sweets Reese's Pieces. Unfortunately, the chocolate and peanut butter combo are only available in the US and definitely not available in Namibia, where Angelina, her children and fiance Brad Pitt are currently living.

However, beings as she's got more money than she knows what to do with, Angelina immediately ordered a box of the chocolates direct from the Pennsylvania factory. However, as the magazine points out, Moms-to-be are supposed to avoid anything containing nuts as it can lead to nut allegies in the child. All that money, but apparently no sense. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Break Open The Lambrini! Britney Spears Reveals She's Knocked Up!

Britney_5Glad to be reporting real, confirmed news for once, the rumour we picked up on in late April has turned out to be true, for, low and behold, Britney has admitted she is carrying another bloody Federletus. Whilst you take a moment to scream out in unabashed agony, I'll let you know Britters confessed the unwelcome news to David Letterman on his show last night. Obviously clearing up any confusion between David and herself (he was no doubt thinking about that boozy weekend together holed up in a motel with K-Fed and a 3-legged goat), she responded, 'don't worry, Dave, it's not yours.' I almost wish it were Letterman's sperm though, I doubt the public needs a fourth fugly little K-Fed spawn forced onto them. According to US magazine, she is due September or October this year, an early bouncing bundle of Christmas joy for us sadistic celebrity bloggers. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 5, 2006 5:46 PM

Katie Holmes Realises The Awful Truth

Poorthekatie Right, you're an up-and-coming Hollywood starlet who's just had Tom Cruise's baby, you're about to become Mrs Cruise (assuming you can shift the post-baby bump), and you've been welcomed into the bosom of Scientology. Life is sweet, huh? Or is this the moment when it suddenly all hits home? I'm saying nothing. Oh, except that the other pictures from Sky's image gallery of the MI: III premiere are just as funny. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on May 5, 2006 in Baby Watch, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)