Star Trip

April 7, 2011 7:30 PM

Brian Dowling, Emma Willis and Mylene Klass continue in the running for the Big Brother presenting gig.

So we've all heard the news that Big Brother isn't dead and buried after all; it's due to return to our screens again this summer, but this time on Five.

While the format should remain the same, Davina McCall, the reality show's longstanding presenter, has bowed out of the running to continue as Big Brother's big Mother.

But who will fill her shoes?

Rumours are rife with speculation over her replacement, with Emma Willis (pictured), Martine McCutcheon, Myleene Klass, and former BB contestant, Brian Dowling, all reported to be in the running.

Even last year's winner, Josie Gibson, has her eye on the job; although the old mucker took to Twitter to admit her bid was unlikely: "They would never offer main stage but I'd love to give BBLB if they bring it bk. X"

Posted by Kate Lapthorn on April 7, 2011 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (3)

March 5, 2009 10:50 AM

Aisleyne: Sponsored boobs?

Former Big Brother contestant, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, is considering a proposal from a major UK brand to pay for a second breast-enlargement operation, it has been claimed. Horgan-Wallace is said to be interested in boosting her breasts to an EE cup.

It's been reported that she said: "Boob jobs are a bit like cake... once you've had a taste you just want more." The Big Brother star spent yesterday night asking club-goers at Glamouroke if she should take up the offer, The Sun reports.

One said: "She said it's every girl's dream to have massive boobs and if someone is going to pay for them then why not. But then she was also worried about someone else owning them."

Her tell-all autobiography comes out in May.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 5, 2009 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (4)

January 30, 2009 3:08 PM

Chanelle and Verne Troyer? Surely not!

This has to be the weirdest story of the year so far. Verne Troyer and Chanelle Hayes have reportedly spent the night together. You read that right... although, it's not like Chanelle has been known for making things up is it?

The pair were introduced at a Mayfair club and are said to have enjoyed a "sex and booze" rampage. An onlooker claims that Troyer was drinking with friends before approaching the Big Brother contestant and introducing himself.

The pair are then reported to have spent the night flirting and kissing before leaving together, according to the Daily Star.

"We talked a lot about our experiences in the Big Brother house and what we’ve both been up to since," Hayes told the newspaper. "Verne is a real ladies' man and certainly knows what to say to the ladies. He may be small but to be honest he has really cut my other boyfriends down to size."

Troyer returns to the US early next month and Hayes revealed that she plans to visit him. “He was a lovely guy - I’ll certainly be looking him up when I am next in the US."

*does a little mouth sick*

Posted by mofgimmers on January 30, 2009 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (2)

December 2, 2008 2:52 PM

Satanic Slut linked with Celebrity Big Brother

Satanic Slut Georgina Baillie is rumoured to be a target for Celebrity Big Brother producers, say reports. The burlesque dancer, who was in the maelstrom of the Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs furore, is at the top of their "wish list", according to the Daily Mail.

Baillie found fame after Brand and Jonathan Ross left dodgy phone messages on her grandfather Andrew Sachs's answer machine during a Radio 2 broadcast.

"We couldn't have timed it better if we tried," said a source. "It will guarantee Big Brother maximum publicity. An approach is being made to her and we are confident of landing her because we know she is keen for publicity to kickstart her own TV career."

The source continued: "She would be on primetime TV every night and the producers know that Georgie is not backward in coming forwards. Georgie knows they will want her to talk openly about the whole affair, but she doesn't mind in the slightest - she will do anything for fame. She sees this as her revenge on Russell Brand."

Also rumoured for the show is Mutya Buena (Sugababes), Whitney Houston, MP Lembit Opik, actor Verne Troyer, ex-footballer Ian Wright and Blake Fielder-Civil.

[Picture: Rex Features]

Posted by mofgimmers on December 2, 2008 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (4)

May 1, 2008 11:34 AM

Reality TV news round-up: Chantelle's dress? American Idol's mess? X Factor for the US?

Hi-de-hi Startrippers. I'm Leila, I'm all about the reality shows, and I bring you tidings of great television. Here are the headlines, today...

Over the pond, Brooke White's gone. David Archuleta, David Cook, Jason Castro and Syesha Mercado battle it out for the American Idol crown.

Speaking of America, US hacks ask "are we ready for The X Factor? As American Idol viewing figures continue to plunge, could importing the more successful Cowell show be the answer?

It's been a bad week for Darius "Pop Idol" Danesh, as Trevor Nunn's Gone With The Wind opens in the West End to a critical battering. I had high hopes for this and I honestly can't bear to repeat what they've been saying about it (but that link will give you all you need.)

And we'll all have an excuse to do our mogwai voice again in a few weeks  ("Bright light! Bright light!" come on, it can't just be me) - as Dragon's Den star Peter Jones is going to be starring in an advert, surrounded by Gremlins.

Oh and Chantelle, do you know what time it is? That's right hunny, it's time for a new look.

Posted by Maus on May 1, 2008 in Big Brother, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Where Are They Now? | Permalink | Comments (6)

March 31, 2008 12:59 PM

Jade Goody ends romance with toy boy Jack Tweed

They're the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton for the Big Brother generation with their on again, off again relationship, but things have ended for Jade Goody and her toy boy Jack Tweed. For good or until one of them gets a bit lonely one night and calls the other in floods of tears begging for another chance. So what went wrong between the pair this time?

According to reports, the trust has gone. Oh, that old chestnut. That's what endless media rumours about infidelity (Jack's) will do to a couple. Jade is said to have done the dumping, but is crushed that the two and a half year romance has stalled once again.

"Jade is devastated, and she's been in floods of tears," a friend of the reality star told the Sunday Mirror. "But now she realises she's got to be strong and move on with her life."

In an interview with More magazine, Jade admitted how confused her feelings were towards Jack. "I felt more like his mother than his girlfriend. But when I wasn't with him, I wanted to be. It was easy to get back with him, but I'm still waiting for more stories to come out from girls saying he's cheated."

Sounds like a classic case of can't live with but can't live without for Jack and Jade. How long until she takes him back? Take your bets now.

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on March 31, 2008 in Big Brother, Jade Goody, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (11)

March 25, 2008 11:13 AM

Jade Goody turns brawler on night out

Since her career-killing appearance on Celebrity Big Brother, Jade Goody has kept quite a low public profile. That was until Easter Sunday, when the reality star stepped out for a night on the town and ended up in a nasty brawl. Could she not have stayed in and gorged herself on chocolate Easter eggs like everyone else?

Jade had been partying at an Essex night spot in a celebrity group that contained A-list heavyweights like fellow Big Brother contestant Chantelle Houghton and Charlotte Mears (ex lady friend of Portsmouth footballer Jermain Defoe) when the trouble kicked off. The TV star, known for her volatile temper, allegedly fought with another clubber, only to continue the scuffle with a security guard.

An onlooker claimed Jade was asked to leave, but her PR team has swiftly swung into action to defend her, arguing that she "left of her own volition." Her spokesperson added: "Jade was a victim of an unprovoked attack by another girl. She tried to defend herself and was not asked to leave by the club."

So who do you believe Star Trippers? The onlooker with no obvious agenda or the renowned and exposed aggressive bully? Oh Jade, looks like you might want to sign up for some more anger management classes.

[via the Daily Mail]

Posted by Katie Button on March 25, 2008 in Big Brother, Jade Goody, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

January 8, 2008 3:57 PM

Big Brother Hijack: How evil is Matt Lucas?

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 8, 2008 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (4)

October 31, 2007 11:18 AM

Samanda release a perfume and single= brains and beauty

The surprise Big Brother winners, Sam and Amanda Marchant show how they are more than pretty identical faces with savvy business skills and contracts totalling more than 1 million ! Using their Barbie like charms to their own advantage it shows that their is some grey matter inside that peroxided scalp, as they are now the face of Young and Pure's new perfume, as well as having their own skincare line in the works. Add to this their own exercise video, complete with pink legwarmers and matching outfits, and can you say ker-ching? Mmm hmm. Young and Pure director Lianne Miller thinks they are perfect for their role, “They are fresh, fun and passionate, which was key criteria that I was looking for and when the girls came out of the house we had discussions with them. The girls are lovely, they are very warm, down to earth, energetic and lively.” The twins are excited to have a scent out as well, following on the success of their barbie Girl single. “We're so excited to have our own perfume. The packaging features the same picture as our Barbie CD cover so it should be really easy to find on the shelves."

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 31, 2007 in Big Brother, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (10)

October 25, 2007 10:48 AM

Top Five Celebrity Exercise DVD's: Which stars is it worth getting hot and sweaty with?

There are so many celeb videos around that it's hard to sort the wheat from the chaff. so the Star Trip crew plus her office have tested all these vids to bring you the best around, and give you the workouts that will actually work.

Number 1: Charlie Brooks Before and After Workout

Our Charlie may be best remembered as the bolshy loud mouthed Janine Butcher but she has truly blossomed here, getting down and sweaty, and being honest and truthful about her exercise experience. we actually see her weigh herself before us, and her body really does transform (OK, plus a generous dollop of fake tan) She keeps it real and provides us with a routine we can follow and results we can aspire to.

Number 2: Nell McAndrew Ultimate Challenge, Ultimate Results

Nell is known for her fitness philosophy as well as her hot physique so we see her work out HARD, and we know firsthand the results this lifestyle has brought her. The routines are challenging, so you may want to start slowly, but if you end up looking like Nell it's worth it surely? An intense workout that delivers results, but not for fitness beginners.

Number 3: Jennifer Ellison's West End Workout

I do love Jen, ever since her Brookside days I've been a fan, and this workout is another gem by her. OK, it's more toning than crazy intensive, but you do learn some great moves, as well as have fun; and the key to exercise is enjoying it. One to do with the girls and a couple of glasses of wine methinks.

Number 4:Kate Lawler Cardio Combat

Yes, she was on Big Brother and that may not be the best recommendation for a fitness vid, but we all watched Kate pile on the pounds inside, and then when she left managed to shed them due to an intensive fitness and diet plan. Here we get to try some of her cardio moves at home, and she has taken a boxing slant to them which makes it a little different than the standard grapevine routine. All in all, it's a good little workout which makes you feel a little like Xena.

Number 5: Davina, The Box Set

Davina is one of those strange people who you can never decide if you actually love or hate. From her Streetmate days to Big Brother she's been a force on our TV and in a similar way to Vanessa Feltz her weights gone up and down for us all to see. Yes, Vanessa may have consumed more chocolate while Davina got pregnant A LOT, but she always seems to regain a good figure, and here in a three DVD set she takes you through the ways she's kept herself trim. It's easy to understand and follow and the stretches are good, if basic.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 25, 2007 in Big Brother, Davina McCall, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (6)

October 23, 2007 1:28 PM

Chanelle and Ziggy talk children

Apparently it's not enough for the Beckham wannabes to make us sick of our cereal on a daily basis, but now the 'loved up' pair are talking marriage and babies! Obviously in the most tacky fashion imaginable, as Chanelle says she wants to 'Marry in an Irish castle like (her) idol Victoria Beckham.' However the coupe aren't' even engaged, though from what Flanelle says we can she she's putting the pressure on.

'He's going to make a perfect husband, that's for sure. He's got old-fashioned manners, he's been brought up well and he treats me like I'm a princess, which is what every girl wants in a husband. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him.'

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 23, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (6)

October 18, 2007 11:24 AM

Shabnam sings a cover of Shout

Remember Shabnam? The ex Big Brother star is now exercising her debatable vocal talents (if it's not screaming about who ate her Kit Kats we just ain't sure it works) and pouring her little heart out to some questionable eighties style dance moves. I particularly like the way she opens by singing her own name over and over, lest we forget.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 18, 2007 in Big Brother, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (4)

October 12, 2007 10:35 AM

Chantelle reveals how her marriage made her bulimic

Love her or hate her you have to feel for the Essex star who was flung so unwittingly into the spotlight and into a celeb marriage with all the trimmings.  However all was not peachy for the peroxide queens and she speaks about how her marriage turned into hell  and the lack of sex near the end of the relationship."He was so wrong for me and I was so wrong for him. We were like from two different planets. He loved politics and wanted to talk about it.  But I know nothing about politics, it doesn't interest me at  all. I wanted to watch Hollyoaks on telly but he preferred a serious documentary. I'd go and buy Victoria Beckham's autobiography  and he'd buy an educational book," she says. Well I'm with you on the Hollyoaks but VB's autobiography? Ummm.

And it didn't end there, as the blonde turned to the comforts of wine and chocolate to stave off her pain."I was drunk most nights," she admitted. "I'd drink a bottle of wine, sometimes two, because I was so unhappy. I also started scoffing bags of crisps and chocolate.  I stopped doing exercise and just watched TV. When I looked  at my naked body in the mirror I hated it—so pale and overweight.  I didn't recognise myself and felt disgusting."

Read more after the jump.

Things went from bad to worse for the blonde bimbo. " Preston took  me out to posh restaurants and I'd have soup to start, then  a big bowl of pasta followed by chocolate cake and cream. I did enjoy it but as soon as I finished I'd  feel guilty, lock myself in the toilet and stick my fingers down my throat. It was the same at home.I hated making myself sick after food binges   and knew it was bad for me. So I just lived like a hermit at home and stopped eating."                

Thankfully with support from her friends and family she realized this lifestyle wasn't' working for her and is hopefully on the road to recovery, having washed that ordinary boy right out of her extensions!

{via NOTW ]

 

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 12, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (6)

September 27, 2007 10:19 AM

In the news: Billie Piper is a call girl and Girls Aloud are record winners

- Billie Piper's  body is a big deal, or at least that's what the advertising would have you believe. Billie's role in 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl has her looking vampier than ever, a far cry from the girl next door Rose in Dr Who.  [The Scotsman ]

-Halle Berry fears for her baby to be as she's received racist threats to her unborn child. She has now hired extra security guards to protect her after evil notes threatened the babe would be 'cut into thousand f pieces'. There are some serious sickos out there and our heart goes out to her.  [Celebrity Mound ]

-Girls Aloud have entered the record books, an no, it's not because they won a prize for shortest skirts in a girl band. Instead they have somehow won the honour of 'Most consecutive top ten hits in the UK for a girl group'. Phew. This feat is now entered into the Guinness Book of records, stealing the title from former winners Destiny's Child. [Digital Spy ]

-Calum Best, serial Lothario hangs out with Big Brother star Channel Hayes.. without Ziggy. Has she succumbed to his dastardly charms? the pair were seen leaving in a cab together... [ Daily Mail ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 27, 2007 in Big Brother, Billie Piper, Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 12, 2007 12:08 PM

In the news: Kylie's new hair, Big Brother stars sing and The Beckhams 'over-hyped'

- Kylie has been spotted with a new strawberry blonde bob hairstyle. Looking good lady! [The Sun]

- Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson is set to appear in the upcoming Sex and the City movie as Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant. She needs an assistant? Why didn’t she advertise on YouTube like P Diddy? [IMDb]

- The Beckhams have topped Radar magazine’s poll of the most over-hyped people on the planet. David was described as an "overpaid soccer star" while Victoria was labelled a "pointless collection of body parts.” Still, as long as she carries a donor card she could prove useful one day. [Digital Spy]

- Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching an assault on our ears with their cover of Aqua’s cheese fest hit Barbie Girl. Let’s hope it charts as well as other BB star’s singles, anyone remember Craig from BB1's Xmas ditty? [the Daily Mail]

Posted by Katie Button on September 12, 2007 in Big Brother, David Beckham, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kylie Minogue, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

September 4, 2007 4:54 PM

Big Brother housemates banned from Chinawhite

The glitzy world of celeb haunts have laughed off requests for Big Brother 8 contestants to be put on their VIP guest lists. Well, they're hardly 'celebrities' are they?

Well, Chinawhite have gone a step further than the rest by going so far as to BAN anyone from Big Brother entering their club. According to a club insider "They always expect special treatment when they're not exactly special." Charley will be most displeased. [via AvailableForPanto]

Posted by mofgimmers on September 4, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (5)

August 28, 2007 2:59 PM

Charley Uchea knocks back Jade's ex

It's a sad state of affairs, but it happens every year - Big Brother's biggest characters become our own homegrown Z-listers. Undoubtedly one of the most horrendous people to grace our TVs in a long time is Charley Uchea and whether you're a BB lover or not, you can't avoid the girl.

She's been hitting tabloid headlines again this week by, oddly, being rather sensible. The poor girl (I never thought I'd say that) was victim of some rather dubious chatting up techniques from fellow ex-BB-er Jack Tweedy.

In the best example of how reality TV is eating itself, Jade Goody and husband Jack featured on last year's Celebrity Big Brother. The pair are facing a few troubles and like every good celebrity bloke, Jack isn't wasting time.

According to The Sun, Tweedy tried to flirt with the former lapdancer in London last week but was turned down by the evicted housemate because she claimed to be a fan of Tweedy's ex. Apparently, Tweedy tried to woo Charley with a romantic "Jade and I used to watch you on TV. You were always my favourite, you're gorgeous. I like your hot arse...do you want to come back with me?" Classy.

Uncharacteristically thinking of someone else for once, a source tells that Charley replied: " 'I really like Jade, what about Jade?' and Jack told her 'We're on a break.' 'Then he asked her to come back to his and Charley was quite disgruntled and walked away. He just came across as a bit of a desperate idiot." Surprising, really, that someone who married Jade could be though an idiot, eh?

 

[Image: Getty]

[via Available For Panto]

Posted by Orla Doherty on August 28, 2007 in Big Brother, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (5)

July 23, 2007 1:15 PM

The Top Five Celebrity Perfumes: Smells like we'd buy it

We've all been aware of the bad celebrity scents  that have us thinking bargain bin quicker than Jordan getting her tits out again, but every now and then come along some fragrances that make us think, yeah.. maybe. I'm not just talking about the exalted god that is Thierry Mugler's angel (my signature scent, so I'm a little biased) but offerings from celebs who seem to concentrate more on the content than the styling. Oh, and a pretty bottle doesn't hurt either.

Number 1: 'L' by Gwen Stefani

This funky rock chick cum style icon cum peroxide devil may care girl is an icon everywhere for her chilled out attitude, eclectic styling, and individuality; promoting personal uniqueness and confidence over everything, a far cry from the Paris Hilton, oops I forgot my underwear again generation. She's sassy, stylish and she won't take any shit and her perfume reflects that. It has top notes of sparkling green freshness, leafy water hyacinth, white freesia, fresh pear and violet leaves. The bottle has a lush design which hints at Gwen's own personality, as she was very involved in the production and manufacturing of her scent. Now we can smell like her all we need is her figure, eh?

Number 2: Live by Jennifer Lopez

Yes, I know what you're thinking; how did this booty shaking prima donna actually make it into the coveted Number 2 position? Surely this jigglesome singer should have been in with the bad smells (along with her vocal career) but in this case the Live perfume is actually surprisingly nice. the smell if=s fresh and fruity and reminded me of similar Escada perfumes which *sob* sadly don't exist anymore. It's a great fresh scent and makes me feel like eating strawberries and cream.. or perhaps just licking them off someone. It's not the muskiness you might associate with other JLO products, but this definitely gets the thumbs up.

Number 3: S2 by Shilpa Shetty

Yes dear, I'm sure you are a great actress out east, and I will commend you for your courage under pressure and stylish use of a sari. but how do the above attributed lead you to believe that you have the wherewithal to launch a scent? isn't it enough being Eastern ambassador and winning honorary degrees? Dammit, but this actually smells good, all earthy and musky with hints of eucalyptus and bergamot. can this woman do no wrong?? I'm not to impressed with the bottle design, but it's what's inside that counts and Shilpa does it again. You have to laugh at the name name though; S2 stands for S squared cos her initials are SS. Genius.

Number 4: Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker

SJP can do no wrong by me, if it isn't fashion its' beauty, and she smells as diving as she looks. her fragrance is lovely (sorry) with notes of Lily of the Valley and jasmine and rose. A new scent is on the cards for September to tie in with her Bitten fashion range and one can only expect it to be of equal quality.

Number 5: Darling by Kylie Minogue

I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, to be Kylie, as the lure of a pert Aussie bum, pixie face and sleek style are definitely attributes to desire and now we have this sugar sweet scent as well to crave. Thankfully it's easier to smell like her, than to be her, so those gold hotpants can go back into the cupboard for now. It has floral and fruit notes and hints of Jojoba to make it long lasting and fresh and the bottle is pink, pink I tell you.

If celebs arten't your thing don't be put off by buying their scents as when they get it right it really works and they have money enough behind them to makes iure the top ingredients are used.  Smell you later!

 

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 23, 2007 in Big Brother, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Lopez, Kylie Minogue | Permalink | Comments (5)

July 16, 2007 11:29 AM

In the news: Ziggy has a little one and Britney Spears buys a dog

-You have to love Prince. If not for the velvet jackets, great cow-flicks and soulful come to bed eyes, he has released his latest album 'Planet Earth' through the Mail On Sunday. Whilst other stars talk about saving the planet, Prince goes further by singing about them; as all the songs were eco-driven anthems. The Mail may not be the coolest paper, but it's definitely a step up over the 'bonus summer mix' that they often offer us/ [NME ]

-Britney Spears loves London. Oh yes she does, she likes to cover London in vast wads of taffeta, hold it to her bosom and softly croon baby talk to her recent fad; her new Yorkie puppy, named after.. you got it, London. [DListed ]

-Conducting a relationship in full view of the nation is difficult enough without resorting to childish jibes and comments. Unfortunately when the relationship involves two children it seems a fair bet that it will sink to the he  said she said level of arguments culminating in crybaby Chanelle making some not so flattering comments about Ziggy's manhood. During a race between the Zigster and housemate Brian, the lovely Chanelle commented, "Well Brian SHOULD move slower with all that extra weight between his legs. You should have no problems there though, Zac.". [The Sun]

-Lindsay Lohan loves to be a trend setter, and she has a spanking new piece of jewellery she's proud to show off; her alcohol detecting anklet. She's been seen wearing it out at the local night spots; just hours after checking out of rehab,  and apparently this bracelet will deter her from imbibing the evil juice.. or at least, will make it obvious to us when she's had a few. Funny, I thought the slurring and visiting said clubs were enough of a sign, but I predict a flurry of imitation bracelets hitting a store near you soon. [Forbes ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 16, 2007 in Big Brother, Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (6)

July 11, 2007 11:28 AM

Chantelle sings for her supper

Remember the good old days when Chantele and Preston were together, and falling for each other in the Big Brother house? It must have been moments like these that won his heart, but her failed attempts at harmonizing didn't do us any favours. It's her audition for Flop Stars...

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 11, 2007 in Big Brother, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (2)

June 28, 2007 4:45 PM

Chantelle and Preston break up

Chantelle and Preston seemed to be the perfect couple, young, rich and in love; with their whole romance played out on prime time TV live. Unfortunately, though they had the dream wedding and the declarations of love, it seems the chavvy couple have parted ways now, and Pres-telle is no more. It makes this song rather bittersweet in retrospect, as when Preston sings, 'I love you, you know that don't you,' one feels there should be a expiry date added. Still, it's good for a montage moment.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 28, 2007 in Big Brother, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (6)

June 18, 2007 3:53 PM

Sweet smell of success? The Top Five worst celebrity perfumes

With every D-lister nowadays feeling like they can bring out heir own range and share their 'expertise',(yes Phoebe Price/ Jade Goody/we are talking about you) it seems only fair that we investigate the actually quality of their touted products.. and share all the details with our lovely readers. We look at the packaging the publicity, and oh, yes, the products. Our survey says..

Number 1: Shh.. by Jade Goody

It seems odd that someone known for shouting their mouth off would advocate a scent based around the principle of silence, and not so odd, that the fact that she couldn't;'t keep her mouth shut led to her scent being recalled from eh shelves of Boots in the light of the Shilpa scandal. Her perfume is described as 'Sweet and Enduring - just like Jade herself! Top Notes: Citrus Notes, Bergamot, Cassis. Middle Notes: Pink pepper, Cinnamon, Cumin, Freesia, Jasmine Rose, Iris. Base Notes: Sandalwood, Patchouli, Vanilla, Amber Moss and Musk'

I bet the marketing people are kicking themselves for that slogan now. How much better; Jade Goody- she'll linger on despite attempts to the contrary.  The bottle itself is nothing to write home about and the musk is a mixture of Body Shop products and urine. I think not.

See after the jump for more smelly celebs.

Number 2: Curious by Britney Spears

She may be queen of pop (well, that's fairly debatable nowadays) but she ain't queen of our noses. This olfactory monstrosity is 'white floral scented with magnolia and vanilla infused'. We say nice bottle, shame about the pong. A cross between Barbie after a night out and the pick n mix section in Sainsbury's, this sugary concoction hits none of the right notes. Thankfully some of her later scented offerings were a little more appreciated, ( In control.. mmm) but this atrocious assault on our noses heralded her decline into trailer trash like loungewear and bad hair extensions. The bottle though is adorable, very delicate and sweet, and with a sweet spritzing pad that makes it into some of the later incarnations.

Number 3: Enchanting by Celine Dion

Yes, I was surprised that this existed too. Expect muskiness that goes on and on.. similar to her one hit song? Perhaps that's unfair, so why don't you try it yourself with a free sample, and see what you think. Expect base notes that linger and heady musk.. Apparently the concept was 'to create a perfume that captures that magical moment when a woman feels the most beautiful and anything is possible'. Yeah, that would be it. The bottle design is rather plain, and having Dion swing in a sky does nothing to enhance it. while not an incredibly offensive smell it's nothing to write home about and one feels she could have better used her talents, umm, making glass break?

Number 4: Paris Hilton by Paris Hilton

Anyone ego-centric enough to name a perfume after themselves is probably not one to do a whole lot of testing the actual product, other than the obligatory demand that it be pink. To this end we have a long willowy pink bottle which smells like the Smurfs threw up in it. We're talking sugar overload, vanilla, cherry, all the things that apparently reflect Paris's decadent lifestyle are packaged together to produce a scent suitable for the under 5's.

Number 5: Intimately the Beckhams by The Beckhams

I can only rant for so long on the megalomaniacs stars that exist out there, or the atrocity that is this his n hers scent. Yes, they may be trying to take over the world with their empire (clothing range/books/TV show) but their foray in this field has resulted in absolute disdain. I dare you to find someone who actually praises this smell.. oh and the design; what design? For a style queen Victoria has sadly let the side down as these overpriced ugly bottles do nothing to reflect her personality and lifestyle.. or do they? A lot of promise, but basically nothing inside. And that's the thought of the day kids.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 18, 2007 in Big Brother, Britney Spears, David Beckham | Permalink | Comments (5)

June 16, 2007 3:03 PM

Shabs's shame: Talent Show Junkie

You've heard all about Britain's Got Talent, you might even be unfortunate enough to have seen it. Well, if you're a fan or you're not, this clip will split your sides or make you cringe unbearably. For me it was the latter. Watch Shabnam of Big Brother making an absolute tit of herself for our enjoyment. And let's be honest, it doesn't get much better than this.

Posted by Orla Doherty on June 16, 2007 in Big Brother, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 14, 2007 1:18 PM

What was she thinking? Emily from Big Brother's 'Wiggers' comment

I'm not going to rehash the whole eviction incident; that has had far too much press for what really seems to be some silly little girl getting carried away. Instead I want to focus on the fairly controversial yet somehow not as shocking use of the word 'Wiggers'. By this term Emily was referring to the derogatory slang used to describe Caucasians  who are considered to have 'black' characteristics. However the public uproar seems to be focused around her use of the word nigger. Does this imply that white people don't experience racism? Or that it's not of the same importance?  

Wikipedia qualifies the term Wigger as:

A slang term for a white person who emulates mannerisms, slangs and fashions stereotypically associated with urban African Americans especially in relation to hip hop culture. The term is a portmanteau, combining the words white and nigger, and it has been used in a derogatory manner. The term wigger is generally used to describe a young, middle or upper-class mimicker of certain affectations of hip hop culture. The word is considered offensive by some because of its similarity to nigger in addition to reflecting stereotypical notions about urban blacks.

True, the group that it decries seem to be successful, rich and able to look out for themselves, but can we just brush off such affectations and indiscreet comments merely because they relate to the middle class? In a western world where whites are in the majority it may be easy to dismiss such comments as thoughtless as meaningless but for someone who has experienced racism first hand these silly statements suddenly take on a greater weight.

Here’s a transcript of the Big Brother conversation that took place:

Emily: I'm friendly with plenty of black people.
Nicky: And you call them niggers?
Emily: Yeah and they call me niggers. They call me wiggers as well.
Nicky: I'm quite shocked.
Charley: I'm fucking in shock.
Emily: It's not a big deal though is it?
Charley: Not for us it ain't. Fuck me.

The shock that Charley feels is purely subjective, at the term used to describe her, and the bigger picture; the reaction the outside world will have to this microcosm. She does however fail to find anything insulting about the term ‘wiggers’, or at least she doesn’t’ register it as offensive.

While I am not trying to silence the human right to freedom of speech it must be noted that it is unfair to think racism is only one way and that the term wiggers, even used by a white girl is still offensive. Whatever justification or reason given to the casual use of such terminology, it’s still a racist offence, and thus I am surprised at how this has been overlooked.

I remember during my university years there was a huge uproar when one of the Asian boys from the floor above labelled our dorm as full of 'stupid white girls', and while some of us were happy to brush it off, with others it caused pandemonium. Just because you are in a majority does not mean you can't be discriminated against; and being in a minority does not give you free reign to verbally abuse other races.

It all comes down to respect in the end, and a society where this kind of language can go unnoticed is not a good place to be. Whilst changing the language used won’t dramatically alter society it’s as good a place to start as any.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 14, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (3)

June 8, 2007 1:26 PM

Davina speaks out on Big Brother racism

It feels almost anachronistic to mention Davina's comments about the big Brother scandal.. ahh, which Big Brother scandal you may ask? Well just two days before the recent outburst from the now outed Emily, our Davina actually had something to say about the Shilpa shenanigans.

'Legally, at that time, I was not allowed to have an opinion as to whether or not she was racist - she hadn't necessarily said extremely racist things,' she said. 'Jade behaved appallingly, as did Jo and Danielle Lloyd, and there was bullying.' I guess we'll have another six months to wait before she comments on the current events.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 8, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 7, 2007 3:35 PM

Emily leaves Big Brother for racist remarks

It was only a mater of time before some controversy happened, that was bigger than the 'straightenergate' issue of yesterday (Lesson to be learnt? Never come between a girl and her GHD's). Now we have some serious issues- Emily using the word 'nigger'. Just because Eminem does, doesn't make it OK girl! Big Brother are taking a hard line on this incident (and rightly so), fearing public outcry or ratings dropping faster than Jade Goody gains pounds. I'm just waiting to see how the public reacts to her on the outside.. and will her comment affect her dreams of a career in fashion?

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 7, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (3)

June 5, 2007 3:15 PM

Smell like Shilpa Shetty

Who wouldn't want to smell like this Bollywood hottie? Well, Jade Goody for one, but we don't need to go into all that nastiness now do we? especially as BB spring boarded Shilpa into the limelight of UK popular culture, and now you can smell like her to! She is launching a perfume called S2, which is touting itself as being Orient influenced and will be designed to reflect Shilpa's personality. Be prepared for a bottle wearing a sari, with hints of musk and curry. Out later this year.

[Image: getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 5, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (1)

Create you own Big Brother contestant!

For those who can't get enough of watching the Big Brother lot eat, sleep, and argue, this is the ideal tool for you, as you now get to have one of your own! Channel 4 have added a design feature to their Big Brother coverage which allows you to recreate or remodel your favourite contestants. This tool allows you to play with their face shape, eye colour, hair style and accessory choice, but is above par the normal face changers as it offers such a variety of features to use- and a handy slide button to adjust eyebrow height/pupil size/level of annoyance. Pictures get entered into a weekly ratings guide, where other users can vote on how lifelike they think the recreations are, or in the case of your friends, how attractive. The results are fairly hit or miss, since the above picture is meant to be a) Tracey and b) an un-named friend of mine. Lifelike? You decide.

The winner in each category wins a prize every week, so get designing!

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 5, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (2)

May 31, 2007 4:35 PM

A song for Big Brother contestants

After all, why go on Big Brother if you don't aspire to fame at all costs, bar any social ramifications, constant disdain of peers, snide jeers.. No, the lights and camera are just to shiny and enticing, so, to the women in the house, this song is for you.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 31, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 22, 2007 11:52 AM

Who the hell is that? Aisleyne from Big Brother 7 tries to raise her profile

You may remember this Essex promotions girl fondly... or not. Gracing our screens last year with her fake boobs, permatan and hair extensions, Aisleyne was a self-confessed 'chavster' who appealed to same elements of the population that find Jodie Marsh the height of refinement and sex appeal. Still, Aisleyne's ballsiness and up-for-it attitude did endear her to us slightly. But then, as these E-list reality celebs are wont to do, she totally dropped off our radar. But now that Big Brother 8 is due to start, she seems to be making the party rounds again - seen here in a skintight red corset sheathe dress at the Miss Great Britain Awards. It could be she's hoping that she'll be asked to present one of the the BB discussion shows, considering Russell Brand and Dermot O'Leary have both quit those lucrative starting points and moved on to bigger and brighter things. Till then, lady in red..

[Images: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 22, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (4)

Big Brother 8 reveals pictures from the new house

Another year, another set of wannabe celebrities to enter the BB provinces and leave us bored but somehow fascinated as they eat, sleep, argue and drink. Well, primarily it's the last two aspects that we revel in most, as they inevitably lead to sex/tension/political/national scandal (no, sorry, that was just Jade Goody ), and though we will try and ignore this talentless lot,inevitably we will be drawn into the media hype and specualtion.

A lot rests on the layout of the house - will there be a jacuzzi for getting wet and slippery, bars through the house again to separate the proletariat from the toffs, or the inclusion of hidden rooms and spy cameras? While I can't reveal all the juice, I can show you these intriguing glimpses of the house - the 80s-style disco bathroom with brightly lit wall panels and the Warhol-like kitchen, resplendent with giant rubber chickens. All will be revealed soon... just another few weeks to go.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 22, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 15, 2007 4:35 PM

What happened to Kate Lawler?

Oh Kate! Can this be? I watched you without fail in BB3, claw your way being the first female winner in Big Brother, and beat the now infamous Jade Goody to the feted first position. I applauded your go getter attitude, your bright blonde hair, even the way you your  gained 10 pounds on the inside was charming- making a nation of girls feel they had someone to respect and emulate. Then there was that fitness video, boxercising in tight little mini shorts and tankini.. and look at you now. First a stint on capital FM, then breakfast show RI:SE- it all looked so positive. Then came the fiasco that was Love Island 2, then *cringe* Playdate, and now Ann Summers! Gone are the highlights, instead we have an orange perma tan coupled with a greasy brown hair do and overly whitened teeth. The eyes look suspiciously wide,and the bling bling does not do you any favours. Where did it all go wrong?

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 15, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (3)

March 8, 2007 12:40 PM

Carphone Warehouse drops Big Brother

Back in January, Carphone Warehouse put a suspension on their sponsorship of Channel 4's Big Brother because of the controversy surrounding Jade Goody's supposed racist bullying. Today, they've announced that have now made the decision to completely drop their sponsorship of Big Brother, despite having sponsored the show and its celebrity spin-off since 2003. In their announcement today, Carphone Warehouse said,

"We constantly review our sponsorship relationships and feel that, having suspended the sponsorship during this year's Celebrity Big Brother, now is a good time to look at the partnership again. We have concluded that the huge publicity around the show and our involvement within that means that now is the time for us to look for an alternative."

Posted by Cate on March 8, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 21, 2007 11:18 AM

So, these two racist celebrities walk into a bar...

Apparently, Jade Goody and Danielle Lloyd ran into each other this past weekend at the Nu Bar in Essex. This was their first meeting since their pathetic antics on Celebrity Big Brother, and apparently, it didn't go too well. It's reported that Jade flipped out at Danielle,started doing the angry "Jade Finger Jab" and went on screaming that Danielle left Jade to catch most of the flack for their controversial behavior towards Shilpa Shetty. Supposedly, Jade also told Danielle that she only cared about repairing her relationship with Teddy, and dodged her responsibilities by skirting off to Dubai after leaving the BB house. See? Rehab did Jade so well! So well, that she's checked back into The Priory rehab center. That girl needs yoga. (Or sedatives.)

Unfortunately, Jade did not beat the hell out of Danielle. I would have loved to have seen that. I bet that Jade would have smashed a Stella pint glass over Danielle's Botox filled head while screaming, "You're A LIAR! YOU'RE A LIAR! YOU'RE NO PRINCESS 'ROUND 'ERE!!!"

Posted by Cate on February 21, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (4)

February 8, 2007 11:49 AM

Shilpa meets with Tony Blair

 Yesterday, Shilpa Shetty met with Prime Minister Tony Blair, Labor MP Keith Vaz, and Culture Secretary Tessa Jowell. Her arrival was broadcast live on television, and the media's interest in the meeting led to a planned press conference that took place on the steps of the MPs' office building, Portcullis House, just across the road in Westminster.

Although claiming that she is not "politically inclined", Shilpa said that Blair "was very very kind and said he was very sad to see what I had had to go through in there [the Big Brother house]."Gracious as usual, Shilpa also said: "To see how so much respect has been bestowed upon me has truly been an honour." And to think while all this is going on, Jade and Jo are probably sobbing to their therapists about their failed careers. Karma is such a beautiful thing...

Posted by Cate on February 8, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 2, 2007 3:56 PM

Channel 4 is playing it safe

With all of the extreme reactions to the controversy surrounding Channel 4's Big Brother, it's no wonder they decided to pull the plug on a collection of upcoming shows entitled "Wank Week". The shows were set to spotlight compulsive male masturbators, and masturbating skills for girls, however, it's not really the time for Channel 4 to be, erm, pushing people's buttons.

Chief Executive of Channel 4, Andy Duncan, says, “It's a typically provocative, Channel 4 thing to do. It'll come and go, so to speak." Another spokesperson for Channel 4 says that the shows "will be shown in due course" and that they're "shifting a few things which might cause flare-ups". Probably a smart move on Channel 4's part, as they do need to rebuild their relationship with Ofcom; particularly when they're looking for £14million from the TV licence fee to switch to digital by 2012.

Posted by Cate on February 2, 2007 in Big Brother, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 31, 2007 11:45 AM

What goes around comes around for the BB girls

It just gets better and better! Jade is currently in rehab, and apparently miffed at Jack Tweed - her 19-year-old boyfriend - who celebrated after leaving the BB house instead of rushing to her side. Jo's life is apparently "ruined" because of BB, has had death threats, and after her public meltdown on GMTV is currently under the watch of psychiatrists and nurses. And now, poor Danielle Lloyd's relationship with Teddy may be on the rocks, and her camp is hiring top media lawyers to investigate claims that Channel 4 edited her behaviour to purposely make her look bad...

Sorry, but you get what you give. Both Jo and Danielle are still just making excuses and are making it so much harder on themselves by not just admitting they were wrong. I don't care if their lives are in shambles or if their careers and lives are ruined. They spoke and acted exactly the way BB portrayed them. You cannot "edit" that to take it out of context. The best part, is that while they're  all in rehab and making excuses, Shilpa has been invited to meet with the Queen and Tony Blair. I love Karma.

Posted by Cate on January 31, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (2)

January 29, 2007 4:11 PM

Jermaine and the Jacksons dance

After we saw Jermaine Jackson doing his Jackson 5 routine in the Big Brother house, we all thought that he must have been cringing inside at dancing with Dirk. Well, maybe Jermaine was just having flashbacks to a time when he danced with another bumbling idiot! Enjoy.

Posted by mofgimmers on January 29, 2007 in Big Brother, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Danielle Lloyd's interview with Davina

Danielle Lloyd. I will be ecstatic if I never have to hear her speak, lie, or make excuses for herself again. After losing two modelling contracts, the respect of her fans, and possibly even her footballer boyfriend; Danielle Lloyd was finally evicted from the Big Brother house yesterday. Watch as Danielle gets jeered as she leaves the house, and then giggles, plays stupid, and make excuses to Davina after watching the footage of her own racist comments. Danielle just quickly back tracks, apologises, and says that people "take advantage" of her naivety. Oh, the poor, innocent lamb. She's absolutely pathetic. 

Posted by Cate on January 29, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (4)

Shilpa Shetty wins Big Brother

Good things do happen to good people! Shilpa Shetty won Big Brother last night, with Jermaine Jackson coming in second, and Dirk Benedict in third. I'd try to describe how fabulous she is, but it's better to just watch. She is such a gracious, and forgiving person. By far, the most eligible to win; especially after all the crap she had to put up with.

Posted by Cate on January 29, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (1)

January 26, 2007 3:45 PM

Jade vs Chantelle in the Mastermind chair

With Celebrity Big Brother set to reach its climax on Sunday in the live final, it's worth having a look at two of BB's most notorious housemates going head-to-head. Chantelle Houghton won the nation's hearts by being the only non-celebrity in the BB house, and recently, Jade was much loved until her bullying and apparent racism. Well, if they went to battle in Mastermind, who would win?

Posted by mofgimmers on January 26, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 23, 2007 4:32 PM

Davina pre-Big Brother

Davina McCall hasn't always been the host of Big Brother. Oh no. Before that she was 'a wild child', Eric Clapton's girlfried, the singer in a band, a model booker, a herion addict... phew... bit part in a Kylie video ('Word Is Out' if you're wondering) and presenter of Streetmate. Amongst all that, she was also the presenter of the extremely rowdy and drunken 'God's Gift'. See her in action in a PVC skirt.

Posted by mofgimmers on January 23, 2007 in Big Brother, Davina McCall, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (2)

Danielle Lloyd: "Can you see where I've had my Botox?"

How old is Danielle Lloyd? 23? Right? So then can you please explain to me why a 23 year old would need Botox? While doing her make-up, Danielle whispered to Jo, "Can you see where I've had my Botox?" Jo replied, "Nah." However, Danielle shoved her big forehead closer to Jo's face and insisted,"It's cos I'm scrunching my face!" Then, Jo finally noticed where a needle had been shoved in her face and said that it looked "weird". Seriously? Botox?  And I thought I strongly disliked her before. At least that would explain her fringe.

Posted by Cate on January 23, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (2)

Jade's publicist says she was 'manipulated' by Big Brother

Okay. I'm sick of seeing, thinking, hearing, and writing about Jade Goody. However, she's "news worthy" I suppose. The latest with Jade is that she's apparently seeking treatment for "shock and depression". As expected, her publicist, John Noel, is jumping through hoops and rings of fire to better the situation. He's a publicist, that's what they do. However, I find Noel's take on Jade's situation hilarious. John Noel says not only is Jade a "victim of bullying herself at the hands of the media" but that,

"Jade has had the courage to say sorry, to face her critics and to try to make amends... but certain factions in the media will not be happy without blood. Aren't they doing to Jade what Jade is accused of doing? The question is whether she can turn it around and convince people that she was being manipulated by the programme, which was undoubtedly the case. Can she do it? Yes, but it is going to be difficult."

Undoubtedly the case? Bwahahahahah.

Posted by Cate on January 23, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (1)

January 22, 2007 12:34 PM

Jade's interview on News of the World

As we all know, Jade Goody was evicted from the Big Brother house on Friday night. We also know about all the well deserved backlash that she's recieving because of it. However, at least Jade admits how disgusting and wrong her actions were. Here's her interview on News of the World.

Posted by Cate on January 22, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (1)

January 19, 2007 12:02 PM

Jade tries to make nice with Shilpa

Call me cynical and cold, but I think that Jade's apology to Shilpa was a load of crap. Yesterday Jade pulled Shilpa aside and hugged and apologized for the whole Oxo cube incident. Jade said, "I know that what has happened has not been nice for you... and a lot of stuff got said the other day from you and from myself...I was angry of the fact that I'd let you make me get so angry over a cube!"

Oh. Okay, Jade. That makes it better. Jade also explained that even though she called Shilpa a "Shilpa Poppodom" she didn't mean it in a "racial way". So, how would you call someone a "Poppodom" but not in a racial way? Shilpa just hugged Jade back and said that she didn't think Jade was racist. I still think her apology is full of crap, as she just wants to look better, "play the game", and not get evicted. Jade's apologizing for her own benefit; not to make nice with Shilpa.

Posted by Cate on January 19, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jade and Shilpa up for eviction

Tonight is the night! Shilpa and Jade are both up for eviction! How interesting this will be. Gee, who wants to bet Jade gets evicted? I certainly hope Channel 4 has a plan on how to sneak her out of the house so she won't get stoned or mobbed to death. Channel 4 announced that it will donate a portion of tonight's voting profits charity. The money will be split up equally between the house mates, and then donated to charities of their choice. While that sounds peachy, only a fifth of the profits will go to charity, and Channel 4 is still expected to make £2million tonight. But, after Carphone Warehouse has suspended its sponsorship of the station, it can use all the help it can get.

Don't forget to vote!

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Posted by Cate on January 19, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 18, 2007 3:45 PM

Celebrity Big Brother's Jackson Five

With all this dreadful trouble in the Big Brother house, it's worth reminding ourselves how good the show can be. With that, sit and chuckle at the brilliant rendition of 'I Want You Back' by Jermaine's J5 troupe!

Posted by mofgimmers on January 18, 2007 in Big Brother, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Shilpa finally speaks up

This clip is priceless. I just want to play it over, and over, and over again. Not only does Shilpa tell Jade to "shut up" multiple times, but yells,"Your only claim to fame is THIS. Good for you!" Bwahahahahah! I love it. Shilpa definitely exaggerated when she said "That's the only thing I ordered!" However, she did take it back, and yet Jade still goes off like a crazed bull. Enjoy!

Posted by Cate on January 18, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (1)

The levels of bitching according to Big Brain

On Channel 4's Big Brother website, Big Brain has written a hilarious article examining the different levels of bitching that are used in the house. You will easily be able to tell who he's talking about, nod furiously,and then laugh yourself silly. Absolutely hilarious. Big Brain says,

"Base Bitching -- This takes the form of insults that are exaggerated and little more than childish name-calling."

"Bond Bitching -- This is where you see two housemates bitching about a third, sitting together and whispering. This is bond-bitching with two purposes firstly to cement a relationship with one another by confiding and the other is conspirational."

And for the two highest, most deadly levels of bitching?

"Assassination Bitching -- This is like applying a shotgun to a victim's head and pulling the trigger. It challenges the victim's character and creates a new view of them in both the public and the housemate's eyes."

"Scorched Earth Bitching -- This is really the most strategic form of bitching presenting the bitch in a good light while destroying other relationships in one fell swoop. For example, kindly telling someone what others have said about them, then waiting for the bomb to explode. The ripple effect of these strategic bitch-fests have the most long term damage."

Oh, how accurate these levels are!

Posted by Cate on January 18, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (1)

January 17, 2007 12:25 PM

Watch the BB girls lie and talk trash

I've come to the conclusion that Danielle Lloyd is just an two faced, lying, nasty girl. I already knew Jade Goody was a lost cause, but the way Danielle and Jo O'Meara have been following Jade's lead is pathetic. This really does give an inside look of what some girls can unfortunately be like behind their "sister's" back. This first clip is of Danielle, Jo, and Jade lying around on their asses complaining about Shilpa not cooking them dinner at the appropriate time, and saying that it looks "gross". The nerve and mean nature of these "celebrities" is truly ghastly.

After seeing how nasty Danielle is about Shilpa's cooking; watch how Danielle calls Shilpa a "dog" and then, less than three minutes later, says she's "truly grateful" that Shilpa cooks for her. I also love how Danielle calls her "such a nice and beautiful girl". Somehow "dog" and "beautiful girl" don't seem to quite match up. I'm really wondering how Channel 4 doesn't think Shilpa's being bullied.

Posted by Cate on January 17, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (4)

BB viewers outraged by "racial abuse"

The complaints of "racial abuse" towards Shilpa Shetty in the Big Brother house have reached over 20,000. 7,600 of those complaints were made to Osfom on Tuesday evening, alone. Channel 4 has recently received an petition signed by 10,000 viewers, along with over 2,000 phone call and email complaints. One concerned viewer has even gone to the police.

However, Channel 4 is sticking to their statement of "we take this matter very seriously and Big Brother does not tolerate bullying or racist abuse in any form." From what I've seen, Channel 4 has a higher tolerance for "bullying" than most, and obviously, quite a bit of their viewers. At least The Act Against Bullying charity has dropped Jade Goody as its patron...and who knows what will happen to her once she leaves the protection of the Big Brother house.

Posted by Cate on January 17, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (1)

January 16, 2007 12:31 PM

Girlish drama in the BB House

Watch the drama unfold between Shilpa, Jade, and Danielle. It's rather annoying to hear them all gab and shriek at each other like seagulls fighting over the last crumb of bread. However, it's entertaining, nonetheless.

And here is a little gem with Jackiey Goody claiming she can't pronounce Shilpa's name correctly and claims it's "not her fault". Enjoy the pointless argument, and revel in the fact that Jackiey is out of the house.

Posted by Cate on January 16, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (3)

Racial abuse in the Big Brother house?

The number of complaints Ofcom have received about alleged racial abuse in the Celebrity Big Brother house has reached 2,000. This alleged racial abuse is said to have been directed at Shilpa Shetty, from numerous house mates. Evicted house mate Jackiey Budden referred to Shetty as "the Indian" and refused to correctly pronounce her name. Some other ladies in the house such as Jo O'Meara, Danielle Lloyd, and Jade Goody, have all reportedly mocked Shetty's accent, as well as the pronunciation of her name.

However, the highest amounts of complaints were about an argument between Shetty and Jack Tweed, in which Tweed called Shetty a name that was bleeped out by the producers. The audience automatically thought Tweed has used a racial slur, and therefore complained. However, Channel 4 claims Tweed called her the taboo "C word", and not a racially degrading term. (Not that the "C word" is much better.) Channel 4 has not received any personal complaints from Shetty and says, "We don't tolerate any racist abuse in any form."

We've known for a while that the girls in the BB house don't particularly like Shetty. I wonder if everyone is just being too sensitive and jumping to conclusions. However, the girls really need to watch their mouths and realize how their actions could be construed as racist. I think the other BB girls just have a problem with Shilpa Shetty partly because of how she acts, and partly because she is a very beautiful girl. However, they need to remember that they're on national television, and will eventually have to leave that house and face the public.

Posted by Cate on January 16, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (13)

Jermaine peels potatoes first thing in the morning

Apparently, there was a large silence over the Celebrity Big Brother house for approximately seven hours, fifty-four minutes and seventeen seconds. After the arguments surrounding the house mate's food supply, everyone went off to sleep, and the house fell into a state of silence. Perhaps the strangest thing was when Jermaine woke up at 7:30am and began to vigorously peel potatoes. Yes, you read that correctly. Jermaine woke up and started vigorously peeling potatoes. The awkward silence was finally broken when Ian stumbled in the kitchen and asked Jermaine how he slept, to which Jermaine replied, "Rock." I was half hoping he would have just grunted whilst pounding his chest yelling "Me like potato!"...but, unfortunately, that didn't happen.   

Posted by Cate on January 16, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (2)

January 15, 2007 11:11 AM

Is Jade the cause for poor BB ratings?

The ratings fro Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother are at an all time low. From 7.1 million viewers on the first night, to a low 2.8 million this Saturday, it seems the Big Brother viewers only account for 11.9 per cent of the total audience share. Jade Goody's reappearance in the BB house was supposed to be Channel 4's master plan for achieving high ratings, however, Goody has already caused 3 cast members to voluntarily leave the house.

William HIll's spokesperson says, "Jade is supposed to be this year's Chantelle-style gimmick but having her in the house has backfired horribly." Although Channel 4 claims there's still a "large interest" in the house, we beg to differ. I think everyone, especially Jermaine, is tired of her loud mouthed antics.

Posted by Cate on January 15, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (3)

January 10, 2007 11:27 AM

Jade may have had liposuction

Rumour has it that Jade Goody's new, slimmer figure is not all thanks to her workout DVD. The Metro and The Sun have both reported a source close to Jade as saying that her weight loss is mostly due to liposuction. Apparently she spent over £4,000 in plastic surgery at a clinic in Leicester. The clinic refused to comment, and since Jade is back in the Big Brother house, her publicist cannot contact her for a comment. I don't personally care what Jade does. No matter how much surgery she has done, or doesn't have done, she will still talk and act the same. Isn't that why everyone just loves her to bits, anyway?

Posted by Cate on January 10, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (2)

BB House not happy with Shilpa Shetty

Apparently the Big Brother ladies are not happy with Shilpa Shetty. This is to be expected, as Shilpa doesn't have beard or tail, and therefore all the other girls must hate her. Jade's mom supposedly can't pronounce her name, and Danielle Lloyd has claimed the same. I actually believe Danielle though, it IS hard to pronounce words with more than one syllable.

Danielle claims, "I asked for smoked mackerel and whatsername, Shullup, just looked at me like I was stupid. She's so controlling and bossy. I don't like that." Jade Goody and Jo O'Mera both agree she's "too fake", while journalist Carole Malone things that Shilpa has "done nothing wrong". Sigh. Perhaps if she had just known what a "punani" was, maybe they would like her a little bit more.

Posted by Cate on January 10, 2007 in Big Brother, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (3)

January 9, 2007 12:33 PM

Jade tells Jermaine, "Your brova is almos' white!"

Jade Goody has a big mouth. We all know that. However, this is brilliant. Watch as Jade sits and talks with Jermaine Jackson about his brother's, Michael Jackson, skin color and plastic surgery. If you can actually bare to listen to her speak long enough to get through it, that is..

Posted by Cate on January 9, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (2)

January 8, 2007 3:06 PM

YouTube Video of the Day - Danielle Lloyd photoshoot

So, we've seen videos of Jermaine Jackson, Shilpa Shetty and Leo Sayer from the Celebrity Big Brother house. Now, let's see how different Danielle Lloyd is outside of the show. Well, she stands around looking pretty but gormless... no change then eh?

Posted by mofgimmers on January 8, 2007 in Big Brother, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

Shilpa Shetty: "What is a'Punani'?"

Oh the interesting conversations that come about in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Apparently, Shilpa Shetty doesn't know what the term "punani" means, but Jermaine Jackson does. Jermaine has that same creepy, soft voice as his brother Jacko, and hearing him say the words "private parts" is just plain creepy. Almost as seeing him dance in tight pants...

Posted by Cate on January 8, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (1)

January 5, 2007 4:49 PM

YouTube Video of the Day - Donny Tourette fights

First of all, let me get a warning out of the way. If you don't like swearing and fighting, don't watch this video.  Now that's the disclaimer out of the way, let's see Celebrity Big Brother's Donny Tourette being his charming self with an American chap, and banging him on right on the nose. Big? Clever? Surely I don't need to point it out...

Posted by mofgimmers on January 5, 2007 in Big Brother, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (3)

Spend your weekend with the stars

It's Friday, again, folks! And what better gift to thyself than schmoozin' with 'slebs? Today, you can see Cirque de Soleil at the Royal Albert Hall in London. It's rumored stars like Will Young, Kate Lawler, and Katie Meula will be attending, so who knows who you'll see there. Even if you don't see any celebrities, you'll still have a very entertaining evening!

Saturday you can take a shot at being a celebrity yourself! The first Big Brother open auditions are taking place today in Glasgow. There are no big celebrity events planned on Sunday, but Monday make your way to Leicester Square to catch a glimpse of Will Smith at the premiere of his latest movie The Pursuit of Happyness. It's also David Bowie's 60th birthday Monday, so who knows will be in London!

Posted by Cate on January 5, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (3)

January 4, 2007 4:03 PM

YouTube Video of the Day - Leo Sayer singing on someone's back

With Leo Sayer's entrance into the Big Brother house last night, we can only be sure of one thing: Things are going to be weird. Leo, of course, is famous for singing You Make Me Feel Like Dancing amongst others... but have you ever seen him "as quick as a cockroach getting under the bread bin"? Watch this video of Leo singing whilst being given a piggy-back by someone on a running machine... and please, wait for the ending... you might actually laugh until you wee.

Posted by mofgimmers on January 4, 2007 in Big Brother, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (5)

Jermaine Jackson part of the Big Brother cast

So, Jermaine Jackson is one the cast members of Celebrity Big Brother. Why? I think I may have found the reason. This magical music video will make you sweat, ladies. I have a feeling Big Brother just has high hopes that Jermaine will be wearing his white, Lycra pants in the house. And what a treat that would be! I know you're all devastated Tara Reid didn't make the cut, so hopefully this will cheer you up!

Posted by Cate on January 4, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (2)

January 3, 2007 11:02 AM

Celebrity Big Brother cast and house

Behold the new Celebrity Big Brother house! I can see why half of these people go crazy in here...

The only confirmed cast members of the show are Ian Watkins, Donny Tourette, Danielle Lloyd, and Shilpa Shetty. The Sun reports that it is likely Justin Hawkins, ex front man of The Darkness, Julie Goodyear and Dirk Benedict will also join the cast. Other sources say US party tramp girl Tara Reid will be making an appearance as well. If this is true, I pray for everyone's sanity...well, what they have left, anyway. To see more photos of the house, go here.

Posted by Cate on January 3, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (4)

December 5, 2006 8:59 AM

Celebrity Big Brother: Whitney Houston, Kevin Federline, Prof Stephen Hawking and more!

Okay, okay, so Myleene didn't win I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here after all. There must be more nostalgic Busted fans out there than I thought. But now it's time to get excited about the next series of Celebrity Big Brother, which airs in January. So who's going to be in the house? I've been rifling through the Web to find out – click on the links to see the original stories.

Whitney Houston is the weirdest candidate, given that the glare of reality TV might not be the best thing for a recovering drug addict and alcoholic. And heaven knows, she came off badly enough from her own reality show with ex-husband Bobby Brown. Nevertheless, it's rumoured that Whitney's been offered £150,000 to appear.

This year's 'fiery Scottish socialist who might don a catsuit' (not that there's a formula to these things) is Tommy Sheridan, who recently won a big libel case over allegations that he had "three in a bed drug-fuelled romps". Understandably, his political party is less keen.

The Celeb BB house could do with some proper intelligence, so how about... Professor Stephen Hawking? Yep, he's apparently been approached too, although he's likely to turn it down. "When Stephen heard, a big grin spread across his face. He thought it was very funny," says an aide.

Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding is also hotly tipped to go into the house. No, not the one who married Ashley Cole. Or the one who's bonking the Desperate Housewives gardener. Or the ginger one. You know, one of the other two. I think she's single, so the producers clearly hope she'll Find Love in the house. Although I can't see a meeting of minds with Prof Hawking, if I'm honest.

Kevin Federline is also being tempted with big bucks to appear in the show. And after all, it's not as if he's busy with that successful music career... Although it might mean we have to watch and listen to him rap on a daily basis.

Getting more bizarre as we go, how about disgraced peer Jeffrey Archer? Which would at least give him ample material for a rubbish book about reality shows afterwards.

And finally, a long roll-call of other names reportedly in the frame: John Leslie, David Hasselhoff, Adam Ant, Grace Jones, RuPaul, Duncan Out Of Blue, Su Pollard, Derek Acorah, Dale Winton, Ruby Wax, Rachel Stevens, Simon Amstell, Melanie Blatt and David Baddiel.

Posted by Stu on December 5, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (4)

November 10, 2006 1:38 PM

YouTube Video of the Day - Big Brother Pete Pop Video

This needs little build up... but a lot of exlpaining after viewing. It's Pete (from Big Brother) Bennet's video for his new single. Watch it and weep cheer!

Posted by mofgimmers on November 10, 2006 in Big Brother, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (3)

November 6, 2006 4:01 PM

Big Brother stars in Second Life

No, Pete and Nikki haven't ducked out of the limelight in favour of spending the next few months in virtual nano-celebrity land. Sadly. Instead, Endemol is extending its Big Brother reality show into Second Life, the wildly popular (well, in terms of column inches at least) virtual world. The firm is choosing 15 contestants to spend eight hours a day inside a specially constructed glass-walled house within Second Life, with contestants voted off one by one. The winner gets a Second Life island worth, er, $1,675. Easy publicity that'll quickly be forgotten, or the start of a whole new frontier for reality TV? We'll have to wait and see...

Posted by Stu on November 6, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (2)

September 4, 2006 9:21 AM

Tabloid Tales: Mikey and Grace from Big Brother to get married?

Oh for heaven's sake. Mikey and Grace from Big Brother (do try to remember, it's not been that long) are thinking of getting hitched, according to The Sun. Mikey says the subject came up during talks with his publicist Grace about how to stay in the limelight take their relationship forward.

"We've chatted about it," he tells the paper. "The other day she wore her ring on her wedding finger — I don’t know if it was a hint. But we’re not engaged yet. I don’t want to rush things and ruin it — I have such strong feelings for her.”

Right now, Nikki from Big Brother is screaming over the paper, and beating Pete about the head with a blunt object until he agrees to propose so she can beat Grace into church. Probably.

Posted by Stu on September 4, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (4)

August 31, 2006 12:16 PM

Top Ten Stories

It seems us bloggers have got Brian May's goat, he recently fumed about three MySpace users pretending to be him, and that 'Paul Stanley of Kiss has the same problem'. Ol' Bri should be thankful he's still getting attention, bet Paul Stanley is bloody grateful no-ones forgotten about him!
Our brother-blog TV Scoop has the erm, 'scoop', on Pete from Big Brother's recent £1 million autobiography deal with HarperCollins.
Recent climber-out-of-the-closet popstar Lance Bass reveals that he is incredibly happy since announcing he was gay at the start of summer, now that he has a young buff plaything.
Girls, be prepared to put up a fight, as David Hasselhoff has proclaimed he's returning to Britain in order to find himself 'a beautiful girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who is really intelligent'. Well, Dave, ahem, here's my personal email address...
John Mark Karr (y'know, the bozo who claimed to kill the child star JonBenet Ramsey), apparently wants a movie to be made on her life, with Johnny Depp playing the part of him. Understandably, Depp is yet to comment.
There has been speculation for years about his questionably sexuality, but finally, is this pictorial evidence that John Travolta is gay?
Living up to their 'creative' imagination, scammers in South Africa used Oprah Winfrey's name in a recent scam.
From the same people who brought you Britney Spears's birth cast in stone, Suri Cruise's first poo is on offer, made from bronze, and is reportedly authentic.
Speaking of the Hoff, he's recently asked Orlando Bloom to play his son in the film version of Knight Rider, leaving female minds wondering if the screen is big enough for two oily heart-throbs.
Jessica Simpson finally 'fesses up to using lip injections last year, presumably she is spilling the truth now, as she's only just regained the ability to speak - seriously - did you see those babies?

Posted by Katherine on August 31, 2006 in Baby Watch, Big Brother, Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Depp, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (2)

BB7: Grace Vs. Susie - This Time It's Personal

BB7's end-of-show party was, predictably enough, the scene of some bitching that would put the cast of Mean Girls to shame.  The first meeting of Grace and Susie since they left the house was marked by the woman who has been described as "an old head on young shoulders - literally" approaching Susie and demanding an answer to the searching question "Why do you pretend to have money when you're just a whore?"  Perhaps a step up from the post-drenching jibe as Grace left the BB7 house calling her nemesis a "moose", but we still doubt that it'll win her any awards for razor-sharp wit.  Apparently fellow housemate Aisleyne stepped in on Susie's side, whereupon Grace walked off, her legendary reserve of scathing barbs exhausted.

A source told Closer magazine that "Grace said she didn't care, and that she'd do it again".  No doubt Susie is terrified by that prospect, and will be looking to start peace talks at the earliest opportunity.  It's a warning to anyone considering getting on the wrong side of Grace - surely it can only be a matter of time before she unleashes the big guns and tells Susie that she's a "poo-poo head"  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 31, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 23, 2006 10:18 AM

Chantelle and Preston's wedding plans revealed

Pete and Nikki who? This Friday sees the last Big Brother couple get hitched, with the nuptials of Preston Outoftheordinaryboys and Chantelle Thingummy. The Sun has rampant speculation all the details of the wedding, which can be summarised thus: dress by Elizabeth Emanuel, possibly involving silk, taffeta, beading and a bodice. The invitation has a comical pastel painting of the pair that makes them look more like Mark Lamarr and JK Rowling (above).

The venue's reportedly Essex's swanky Stock Brook Country Club, although that could be a ruse to put paparazzos off the scent. Guests will apparently include ex Celeb BB housemates Jodie Marsh, Michael Barrymore and Pete Burns, but no liggers. The first dance will be Buddy Holly's 'Everyday' after Preston banned Chantelle's first choice of Lionel Richie's 'Dancing On The Ceiling'.

And afterwards? Chantelle is threatening babies "with blonde hair extensions and covered in tattoos", but in the short-term, there's that £300,000 book deal to attend to. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 23, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (2)

Big Brother stars get blootered

What to do when you've just been released from 17 months - well, that's what it felt like to us viewers - in the Big Brother house? Why, go out and get absolutely trolleyed at the end-of-series party, of course. Today's Sun has gory pictures of the bash, where apparently £100,000 of booze was downed. Pete in particular will be wincing at the vision of the future that is this photo of Nikki (left), after a few jars.

Meanwhile, George dirty danced with Jayne, Imogen got cosy with Sezer, and Sam fell over after leaving the building. If your response to that last sentence is "Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?" then congratulations - you're well on the road to Big Bro recovery. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 23, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (3)

August 21, 2006 2:05 PM

Nikki Big Brother dumped for vice shame. Or is she?

Friday was the start of Star Trip's 15-minute window to cover the Big Brother housemates as celebrities - in a couple of weeks we'll have to hand them over to our yet-to-be-launched sister blog 'Burger-Server Trip'. So anyway, Nikki had the worst weekend, after the News Of The World outed her past as a £500-an-hour vice girl working under the name 'Bonnie', who was hired by Pete Doherty among others.

The paper also revealed that Nikki's already been dumped by BB winner Pete, with one of his 'friends' sticking the boot in. "The brutal truth is he only had a few girls to choose from in the house and Nikki was a pleasant distraction. Now he's back in the big bad world, there are plenty of girls to choose from. Pete doesn't want to be tied down."

But what's this? Today's Sun has another story, saying that Pete's standing by Nikki after the vice revelations, saying just "I've done much worse," when asked to comment. So is he her boyfriend or isn't he? This one could run and run... By the way, if Pete's stuck for a job, he could make a packet as a Gareth Southgate lookalike judging by the photo above. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 21, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (5)

August 15, 2006 7:07 PM

Chantelle hits the town for her hen do. Whaddya mean Chantelle Who?

How quickly we forget. Yes, Celebrity Big Brother stars Chantelle and Preston are still getting into the papers, despite the fact that they're now probably less famous than current BB star Pete – and he hasn't even won yet! Anyway, Chantelle's hen night was last night, and The Sun reports that the do was "boozy" and the bride-to-be was "worse for wear" by the end of the night. Fancy that.

Meanwhile, I can't help wondering what the point is of booking a decreasingly-famous Big Brother star to be your exclusive BB columnist, if they then desert you in the climactic week of the show to appear in Love Island? "Gutted I'll miss the end"? Not as much as the people who've been paying you, surely... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 15, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 14, 2006 10:21 AM

Big Brother Pete unmasked as 'sex-mad gender-bender'

Tsk to the Sunday People for really doing a number on Pete from Big Brother yesterday. The paper dug former BB housemate Becki Seddiki out of cold storage to tell all about Pete's public tryst with a drag queen, how he waved his willy at passers by, romped with "rubber-clad beauties", dressed in women's clothing when on the job, and snorted stable-sized loads of horse tranquilisers. Even more bizarrely, the paper seems to think any or all of these revelations will somehow harm Pete's chances of winning Big Brother. I'd say they improve it. PETE 2 WIN! [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 14, 2006 in Big Brother, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 7, 2006 8:47 AM

Sunday Rag Roundup: McCartney divorce gets nasty, Big Brother Mikey has plans for Grace, Mischa Barton's new rugby love and more!

A bumper crop of tabloid goodness yesterday, including the first real indications that the Paul McCartney / Heather Mills divorce is going to turn nasty. Meanwhile, Big Brother evictees Mikey and Susie had their 15 pages of fame - Mikey wants to get Grace into bed, and Susie wasn't ever an escort.

Elsewhere, celebs are eagerly diving into new romances, whether it's Mischa Barton with a rugby player, Lily Allen with an indie drummer, or Noel Edmonds with a mystery woman (who doesn't drum or play rugby as far as I'm aware).

Colin Farrell and Bianca Gascoigne are the victims of kiss'n'tells, while there's also news of Jordan's country pile, the England WAGs' World Cup bill, and which former S Club 7 star is hotly tipped to be appearing in the next series of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Read on for more details.

Sunday's front pages were dominated by Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, with the usual 'sources close to...' telling all about the couple's divorce battle. The News Of The World was firmly in Macca's corner, claiming that he feels betrayed. "As Paul says, all he ever did was love her and now she's playing the victim," said the source. "Heather thinks we're all stupid and she can pull the wool over our eyes."

Meanwhile, the Sunday Mirror wasn't quite rooting for Heather, but its source was in her camp, claiming she was hit by a stern legal letter after her nanny took three half-used bottles of cleaning fluid from his Peasmarsh Estate. "They will stop at nothing to irritate each other, no matter how petty," said the Mirror's source. "Heather was speechless when she got the letter." Readers, this one will run and run.

Happier in love is Big Brother's Mikey Dalton, who was evicted on Friday and is already planning the obligatory 'romps' with fellow ex-housemate Grace Adams-Short. "I definitely want to get her into bed," he told the News Of The World, while the Sunday Mirror reports that Mikey took constant cold showers to cope with his sexual frustration. Nice.

Meanwhile, leathery model Susie Verrico was also evicted on Friday, and was promptly quizzed by the Sunday People on whether she'd ever been an escort, following recent tabloid claims. ""I loved being a stripper but I was NEVER a hooker," she said. Glad that's cleared up then. She also denies that it was a fix when she entered the Big Brother house as the 'Golden Ticket' winner.

Best Kiss'n'Tell of the weekend is movie bad-boy Colin Farrell, who met Woody Allen's au-pair at breakfast, and bedded her three times before lunch. I'm not making this up, really. Unfortunately, she wasn't impressed. "Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox," says 24-year-old Angelique Jerome. "Once he'd got what he fancied - in about 10 seconds flat - he just wanted to go to sleep." Ouch!

Meanwhile, Love Island star Bianca Gascoigne is the victim of a notably un-chivalrous ex-boyfriend, who told the News Of The World about, yes, more romps. There's also a story about a bloke from military TV reality show Bad Lads Army that's notable mainly for heroic punning: 'phwoar hero', 'always has his weapon ready', 'on kinky active service', and even 'thrust deep into enemy territory'. Give that journalist a cold shower medal.

More romantically, The OC star Mischa Barton is apparently scrumming down with an English rugby player, Lily Allen has snared the drummer out of The Rakes, and Noel Edmonds is bouncing back from splitting with his girlfriend by dating an English teacher in Monaco.

OTHER STORIES
- Jordan buying a £4 million country mansion (Sunday Mirror)
- Rachel Stevens set to brave bugs in the jungle (Sunday People)
- England WAGs' World Cup bill tops £1.5 million (Sunday People)

[Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 7, 2006 in Big Brother, Lily Allen, Musical Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (3)

August 4, 2006 12:06 PM

Grab a caricature of Big Brother Suzie - drawn by Pete

It's eviction day on Big Brother, and to celebrate Bayraider has turned up a caricature of Suzie drawn by fellow housemate Pete. Looks even better than the real thing! They've also found a copy of the long-lost Paul McCartney and Heather Mills duet (presumably long-lost for a good reason) and a superfly Steinway Grand Piano signed by the stars of the new Miami Vice film, including Colin Farrell. Worth several thousand quid of anyone's illegal drug-mule money...

Posted by Stu on August 4, 2006 in Bayraider Blitz, Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (3)

August 2, 2006 10:34 AM

Big Brother Susie addicted to fibs?

I was quite impressed when Big Brother housemate Susie confessed she'd been one of the band in Robert Palmer's famous 'Addicted To Love' video. Well, it was more impressive than her patent lack of humour, constant whingeing, and leathery old breasts anyway. But a story in today's Sun claims that she wasn't in the video after all, quoting one of the models as its source. If true, it's a strange lie to have told. Couldn't she have said she was one of the pieces of kiwi-fruit in the 'Sledgehammer' video or something? [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 2, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 1, 2006 10:27 PM

Big Brother's Sezer Arrested Following 'Date Rape' Accusation

We've known about this story for awhile, but we thought we'd see what happened before blogging about it. Big Brother idiot Sezer Yurtseven has been accused of date rape following a night out with a model in London, reports new magazine.

The pair were spotted hanging out at a string of London clubs, including Embassy and Mo*vida and were said to be "kissing and cuddling" throughout the night. Sezer - who previously vowed to stay faithful to fellow contestant Imogen - then invited the unnamed model back to his hotel, where he is said to have raped her. He was taken in to police custody for questioning but, at the moment, has not been charged and was released on bail.

Sadly, this isn't the first time he's been accused of date rape. A 26-year-old accused him of the crime in 2004, though the case was dropped. I'm sure Imogen will be delighted to hear this when she leaves the house! [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 1, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (2)

July 26, 2006 11:52 AM

Big Brother's Nikki stepping on Chantelle's turf

This could get ugly. Today's Sun reports that Nikki Grahame (you know, the whiny one off Big Brother, you can't have forgotten already. And if you have, her publicists are determined not to remind you) has landed a series on E4. 'Princess Nikki' will pitch her into a variety of 'proper' jobs, offering her a prize if she lasts for a day in each. Cleaner (pictured) and binwoman have already been suggested, although I'm sure you can think of a few more.

But hang on a minute, isn't this a fairly transparent rip-off of Paris Hilton's 'The Simple Life'? And the UK already has its own Paris imitation in the form of Chantelle Thingummy, who won the last Celebrity Big Brother. There'll be blood on the red carpet next time the two baby Hiltons meet at a B-list film premiere... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 26, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (3)

July 19, 2006 3:52 PM

Nikki's Post Big Brother interview

Nikki, who it was thought was a ringer on Big Brother (by me at least) has managed to become the dimmest person ever to be seen on a TV. That said, she was hilarious to watch, and her post house interview was a joy to behold. 58 whole days of screaming about tap water and aircon. Brilliant!

[Mof Gimmers]

Posted by mofgimmers on July 19, 2006 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (5)

More exploitation of Big Brother stars - but this time it's musical...

If it wasn't bad enough having spent the last few weeks listening to Big Brother inmate Nikki's squawkings on-screen, she's now been sampled for a record - along with fellow BB star Pete. The tune's called 'It's A Game, part 2' and it's the work of Minty. No, NOT the dopey Eastenders character, but a six-piece band who started life in 1992 as, ahem, 'a conceptual art and performance project'.

Anyway, you can hear the song now on Minty's MySpace page. It's rubbish - what did you expect? - but has at least got the band a few column inches. If you want to get a sense of their unorthodox live show, on the other hand, click on the YouTube clip below, which has the first live performance of the song.

Posted by Stu on July 19, 2006 in Big Brother, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

June 28, 2006 11:58 PM

Jade Goody Caught Texting Whilst Driving.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. As most of the populace know, driving and using your mobile phone at the same became illegal quite some time ago. However, it seems that someone forgot to tell magazine favourite/class idiot Jade Goody. The not-to-bright-one is pictured in this week's heat magazine driving back from the T4 On The Beach gig, and she's got her mobile phone in hand.

The magazine claims Jade was caught sending a text message whilst speeding along at 50mph in the drivers seat. She can probably afford the £1,000 fine, but it's not setting a very good example, is it? (I, of course, never touch my mobile phone when I'm behind the wheel. Ahem.) [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 28, 2006 in Big Brother, Gossip Rag Roundup, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (6)

June 21, 2006 2:02 PM

Jade Goody snubs Jack for BB's sleazy Sezer

This sounds like the plot of a comedy sketch, but the Mirror's 3am Girls say it's true, so who am I to disagree with them. Apparently Jade Goody caused a rumpus at the party to promote her new perfume, flirting openly with Big Brother evictee Sezer Yurtseven and ending up in a fragrant fight with boyfriend Jack Tweedy. 3am's description is worth quoting in full:

"Jack had to work hard to keep Jade's attention and started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk to impress her. However she was still only interested in Sezer and they started doing the John Travolta and Uma Thurman moves from Pulp Fiction together."

Marvellous stuff, it's like something out of a musical. The night ended with Jade squirting her own perfume into Jack's face as part of a row - presumably while a Broadway chorus danced around them belting out a number from West Side Story. That'd be the West Side of Harlow, obviously. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 21, 2006 in Big Brother, Jade Goody, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (3)

June 20, 2006 9:45 AM

Tales from the tabloids: Is it safer to text-message or smoke crack at 50mph?

Plenty of gossip in today's tabloids - some of it's even nothing to do with the World Cup...

• Jade Goody is snapped text messaging while driving at 50mph, risking a £1,000 fine (oh, and a horrible painful death). “It’s outrageous, she is supposed to be a role model,” says an RAC spokesperson. Although he could be talking about the fact that she’s still famous.


• The Mirror splashes on Corrie star Craig Charles doing a Doherty (i.e. a four-hour ‘crazed crack cocaine bender’) while being chauffeured back from work. Well, Betty’s hotpot does that to a man.


• The Sun reckons England’s WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends) face a battle against Sweden’s FOFs (Fruar Och Flickvanner) today, although the Swedes are pessimistic. “They’re the underdogs because the WAGs are so famous,” says a Sweden ‘team source’.


• The Star reveals that Big Brother housemate Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (hang on, isn’t she meant to be from the street?) has appeared on a “raunchy” website specialising in shots of ladies in uniform. They don’t print a link, as they’re promising “more sexy photos” tomorrow. Tsk.


• England footballist Gary Neville is a soft-rocker, says The Mirror. He entertains his team-mates with songs by Elton John, Bon Jovi, Oasis and U2.  Let’s hope England aren’t Living On A Prayer tonight... Yes, I did make that up myself.


• Ex Hearsay star Suzanne Shaw fortuitously manages to lean out of a balcony in her bra just as a paparazzo is walking past. Fancy that. The Star has the pic.


• Finally, there's a heartwarming tale of a five-year-old girl who woke up from a coma when played James Blunt’s ‘Your Beautiful’. And no, it wasn’t listening to his album that put her to sleep in the first place, you harsh people.

Posted by Stu on June 20, 2006 in Big Brother, Coleen McLoughlin, Drug Scandals, Jade Goody, James Blunt, Sport Stars, Tabloid Tales, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (4)

June 19, 2006 12:52 PM

Jordan's Quote Of The Year

Yes, her mouth has served many purposes during her glamour modelling career, but never has such quality ever come near her lips, as this. In a recent bitching fest about Jade Goody, she labelled the ex-Big Brother housemate's boob's as looking 'fake', and that she doesn't think 'her surgeon did a good job.' Et Tu, Jordan? [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 19, 2006 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jade Goody practising tough love with toyboy Jack

Talk about cushty numbers. Not only is 18-year-old Jack Tweedy stepping out with millionairess reality-show star Jade Goody, but she even promised him a £30,000 Series 3 BMW for his 19th birthday. Not that he can drive, you understand. But after a huge row on holiday in Marbella, Jade decided to punish the little fella by withholding the car and... buying him a pricey Cartier watch instead. That'll teach him! You have to wonder what he would've got if she'd been really angry...[Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 19, 2006 in Big Brother, Jade Goody, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (6)

June 16, 2006 4:08 PM

Kate Lawler's Stalker "Hell"

Big Brother 3 winner Kate Lawler has been telling Closer magazine about her stalker problems. The skinny celeb started receiving letters right after she won the reality game show, but recently came face-to-face with her stalker at a night club.

"I saw this guy in a white leather cap, with grey curly hair, just staring at me and taking pictures," she said. He later asked her for a kiss, which she refused. Kate continued: "He went 'oh don't be like that, Katie bear!'. That's when I realised he was the stalker guy because that's what he calls me in his letters all the time. After my set, I asked a bouncer to escort me to my car as I was worried this man would jump out at me with a knife."

Sounds nasty. Still, maybe she should be glad that someone still knows and cares who she is. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 16, 2006 in Big Brother, On Heat, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (3)

June 13, 2006 3:58 PM

BB2's Helen & Paul Split After Five Years.

Big Brother romances have so far produced a failed marriage, two children and one post sex-under-table failed relationship. Through all of that news, we could hold on to the fact that Big Brother 2's couple Paul Clarke and Helen Adams were still together and going strong.

But alas, it was not to be. The couple have recently split after five years together, have sold their home and are now living in separate rented accomodation, the Sun reports today. Paul told the newspaper: “The last couple of months have been hell. But deep, deep down we know we’re making the right decision. From the day we met, we’ve never had time apart. We need to find ourselves again.”

That old chesnut. That's celebrity speak for "we've been driving each other crazy for five years and we've finally decided to split up, or else we'd murder one another." [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 13, 2006 in Big Brother, Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (4)

May 31, 2006 2:54 PM

Big Brother UK Using Vulnerable Contestants?

Today's Sun leads on various organisations slating Channel 4 for the current series of Big Brother. NOT because nearly every housemate makes you want to put a boot through the TV, but instead because there are now five housemates alleged to have mental health issues. The five are Shahbaz, Nikki, Lea, Pete and new arrival Sam, for various reasons. Surely Pete is the most sane (and likeable) person in the house though? But the Tourette's Syndrome Association have accused Channel 4 of 'using' him. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on May 31, 2006 in Big Brother, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (3)

May 29, 2006 3:58 PM

Big Brother Shahbaz Gets Evicted From Wedding Reception

Not content with booting himself out of the Big Brother house last week, Shahbaz Chaudhary was unceremoniously evicted from a wedding reception on Saturday night. He gatecrashed a party at the Holiday Inn in Borehamwood, but didn't realise it was full of off-duty coppers. Today's Sun has the story: "It was like a hilarious game of cat and mouse with several of the off-duty police trying to catch Shahbaz as he went round the entire room and introduced himself to nearly all the guests," one guest tells them.

Eventually, the BB 'star' was thrown out - although I'm not sure if this also included being chucked down any stairs. Not that the police do that sort of thing, obviously.

Posted by Stu on May 29, 2006 in Big Brother, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (4)

May 17, 2006 4:13 PM

Chantelle - The Autobiography?

I've got a feeling even the bookworms over at Trashionista couldn't get excited about this release - Chantelle, she of Celeb BB fame, is releasing her autobiography. She's said to be on the verge of signing a £300,000 deal with publishing house Random House's Century division, says new magazine.

What the heck has she got to say? I was a Paris Hilton look-a-like then I went on Celeb BB and pretended to fancy that Preston to get loads of money from OK! magazine, then money for our 'wedding' and then divorce. Oooh, is that a butterfly?

I won't be buying it. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 17, 2006 in Big Brother, On Heat, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (4)

May 10, 2006 8:10 PM

"Big Brother Ruined Our Lives"

Apparently 25,000 people applied for this year's Big Brother - but have they all throught it through? This week's Closer magazine has interviewed four former housemates who all claim Big Brother has ruined their lives. Read on for a brief overview of what they had to say...

Lesley - Big Brother Six
"I feel so let down by Big Brother. No one ever tells you what's going to happen as you leave the house. No one tells you your life will be ruined [quelle surprise - Star Trip]. "At first, I thought the hardest thing about leaving the show was facing my family... but it just got worse... I was kicked in the head during one evening out and a girl bottled me another night... I started spending 15 hours a day in bed doing nothing... I was so depressed with all the negative attention... then I was raped in a hotel room following a night out in September... there wasn't enough evidence to take it to court... I had a really good life before Big Brother... now it's all gone down the drain."

Sam - Big Brother Six
"It's been so tough and it just never ends. When I'm out, people shout "slag" at me in the street. When I was on holiday with a friend and we came back from a club one night to find that someone had scrawled 'cellulite city' on our villa windows... because I wore a bikini in the house, men have certain expectations - they think I'm a slapper. I find it difficult to meet men now... Before I went in to the house, I was a marketing student and had certain ambitions. Now no one will take me seriously. I had a breakdown."

Makosi - Big Brother Six
"Since leaving the house I've felt depressed. I don't know whether a doctor would diagnose me as that, but I definitely feel it. In fact, I think about killing myself every day... It all stems from the treatment I got when I came out of the house... the crowd thought I had been manipulative, whereas Anthony came out a hero - which I felt was totally unfair. He didn't even own up to us having sex... I just didn't expect it all to turn out so negatively."

Lisa - Big Brother Four
"Before I went in to the house, one of the producers said to me: "You're going on Big Brother - you've got balls!". I replied: "more balls than you, mate". Little did I realise how this comment would come back to haunt me. From this flippant aside, the press somehow got hold of a story that I was actually a transexual... I was rushed to hospital a week before the Big Brother final. I was so stressed, I was throwing up blood. I didn't want any plastic surgery before I went in the house, but now I've spent £13,000 on a boob job, a nose job and botox. I'd advise anyone against doing Big Brother if they have a good job, a lovely boyfriend and a nice family - they could lose everything."

Oof, all sounds a bit ominous, doesn't it? However, it is worth noting that the four women spoken to were not particularly endearing in the house. Maybe being nice is the key to surviving BB.

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Big Brother, On Heat, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (8)

Chantelle & Preston: Wedding Venue Revealed.

First today we told you about Kylie's wedding venue, and now we're doing the great service of updating you on the Prestelle wedding. The celebrity Big Brother contestants are planning, according to Star magazine, a £3,000 golf club wedding at the Stock and Brook Country Club in Essex. You can have a good nosy around the club website here.

The couple have reported hired places for 250 guests. A source close to the couple told Star magazine: "Chantelle wanted class and was thrilled when the booking became available. She is getting used to the finer things in live and this place delivers." Very fancy. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Big Brother, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (4)

May 5, 2006 9:27 AM

Pete Burns Jailed - And Likes It!

Oh gawd. It's enough to turn someone off their Crunchy Nut cereal, but we have a duty to inform you of all the latest goss - pleasant or otherwise. News from Pete Burns's camp has been very quiet of late, we presume because he was in celeb recuperation central, The Priory. However, we've heard on the Star Trip grapevine that Burns has been jailed for breaking bail conditions, imposed on him for the harrassment of several ex-boyfriends. Just last week he was electronically tagged, and told to stay outside of the M25 except for court appearances, however broke these conditions twice. He has since been jailed in Wandsworth Prison, where he hopefully smuggled in that simply gorgeous outfit (pictured) he wore to the Basic Instinct 2 premiere...Bet his fellow inmates would luuurve that. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 5, 2006 in Big Brother, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (4)