June 30, 2010 2:45 PM

Is Britney Spears an unfit mother?

Thumbnail image for britney-spears.jpgBritney Spears has had a nice time of it in the press (relatively speaking) for a while now. Too good it would seem as now, the ol' muck raking is back in action. This time, she's being accused of being an unfit mother by one of her former bodyguards. That's not very nice is it? According to New, Spears's former bodyguard Fernando Flores has accused the singer of beating one of her children with a belt and giving them both foods they were allergic to. If that's true, that's not-nicerer.

A source revealed: "[Flores] claims the first really shocking incident was when she came marching into the pool house at her mansion and demanded his belt.

"He handed it over but then followed her into the main house and claims he witnessed the alleged incident."

The singer has strongly denied the accusations, after Flores also claimed that she had sexually harassed him.

Child protection agency workers have been unable to question Spears about the allegations, as the singer had already left home for a trip to Los Angeles.

Posted by mofgimmers on June 30, 2010 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (3)

September 23, 2008 4:53 PM

Britney Spears' leak fury

Britney 'Gimme More' singer Britney Spears is furious that an unfinished version of her new single 'Womaniser' has been leaked on the internet and been heard by "hundreds of thousands of fans".

Britney Spears is furious that an unfinished version of her new single has been leaked on the internet.

The 'Gimme More' singer - who scooped three prizes at the recent MTV Video Music Awards - had been putting in "every hour under the sun" in preparation for her comeback in November with new track 'Womaniser'.

But "hundreds of thousands of fans" have had a preview of the song after it was posted on video sharing site YouTube, along with footage of her rehearsing in a Los Angeles studio.

A source said: "Record company bosses have been frantically trying to pull the material from the internet. It's not good for Britney's comeback if people aren't getting to listen to the polished version."

Meanwhile, friends of Britney fear the build up to the release of new album 'Circus' is taking its toll on her.

The 26-year-old singer - who suffered a public breakdown earlier this year - is said to have lost a "dangerous amount" of weight because of work-related stress.

One pal is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "Britney has been putting in every hour under the sun to get herself ready in time for the 'Circus' release. It's too much too soon. This will set her back mentally and physically unless she takes the pressure off.

"She's lost so much weight, some feel it's a dangerous amount. Britney is not ready for this."

Record label bosses decided to bring forward the release date of the album to December after her successful appearance at the VMAs.

Posted by Maus on September 23, 2008 in Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 16, 2008 1:12 PM

Britney ready to fight for custody of her kids

E_britneyjayden_220Britney wants her kids back. Again? You ask. Yep, again. The fallen pop princess might not have control of her own purse strings (so if you wanna tap up the Spears clan for a loan, go see her pa Jamie), but she reckons she's ready to get back into the parenting saddle again. Oh goody!

Talking to America's OK! magazine, a friend of Brit's is desperate to paint the pop wreck as a good mother, insisting that she "wants her kids back and she will do everything in her power to make that goal a reality." Okay - steady on.

Britney is due back in court with her trusty dad next month in a bid to secure overnight visits with her two sons, Sean Preston, 2 and Jayden James, 19 months, with this leading to the possibility of her playing a more active role in their lives once more. Even her ex-husband Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is also looking to the positives: "Britney's progress over the last two months is good. No surprises, nothing to be alarmed about, and that's all very positive."

Recently matters seem to have thawed between Brit-Brit and K-Fed with rumours of a possible reconciliation, but a relative of his has more realistic goals. "It would be fantastic if they could become great friends again and could get together like Bruce Willis and Demi Moore did to show their kids how much they love them. I think both Brit and Kevin would be open to that eventually."

Yes, but can K-Fed run about in dirty vests and save the world from terrorists? I didn't think so.

[via OK! magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on April 16, 2008 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 3, 2008 10:42 AM

Britney and ex Kevin Federline get closer

Brit_kfedIt's been a while since we caught up with the pop wreck that is Britney Spears here at Star Trip, but frankly we had been enjoying her keeping a low profile. That's not to say that she can't grab our attention when she wants to and this news about the Toxic star certainly had us pricking up our ears. Could a Britney/ K-Fed reunion be on the cards?

Last week, Kevin publicly admitted that he would always love his pop princess ex missus and now the separated pair looks set to spend some quality time together in a bid to reestablish bonds. A source close to the pair revealed: "They saw each other on Easter. That meeting went so well that Britney and Kevin have agreed to take a trip away from the glare of Hollywood to work on their relationship."

'Work on their relationship'? That's what couples that are only temporarily apart usually say, not those that have officially split. Regardless, it does all sound quite positive, even if just for the benefit of their two young sons. Sadly, re-uniting with K-Fed could be the best move for the troubled Britney – now there's something we thought we'd never say.

[via Female First]

Posted by Katie Button on April 3, 2008 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 14, 2008 8:06 PM

Britney happy not to be a "full-time mum"

Britney_boys1All the Britney gossip might be concerned with her current flame Adnan Ghalib but her first husband Jason Alexander has been earning himself a few column inches with his new revelations about the troubled star. Talking to 'In Touch Weekly', Alexander reveals that the Gimme More singer no longer wants custody of her two sons. Britney married Alexander, her childhood chum for a whopping 55 hours before calling an end to the union, but this brief spell as Mr. Spears has provided Jason with an insight into a bizarre and crazy celebrity world of the fallen pop princess.

"She wants to see them (kids)," admits Alexander, "but she doesn't want to be a full-time mom. She said it doesn't matter if she doesn't get them back full-time, and that she can always have other kids later on". Such talk suggests that her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James must be better off with their father and Britney's second husband Kevin Federline, a viewpoint that Alexander shares: "I don't think she should have full custody because she needs to focus on her". He is keen to stress that Britney "misses" her children, and though we all hope that gets the treatment she needs to pull her life back together, the notion that her children are replaceable remains a worry.

[via Female First]

Posted by Katie Button on February 14, 2008 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 29, 2008 2:24 PM

Jamie Lynne Spears speaks out about her pregnancy.. sorta

The mini Britney has got herself up the duff, a TV show and a tinge of peroxide to her hair. Now what does the lady have to say for herself? Well this may not be a 100% accurate interview, but I  think you'll find it's fairly succinct and to the point. And isn't she a cutie...

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 29, 2008 in Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 14, 2008 12:21 PM

Britney loves Islam (ic boys) and there are celeb babies galore!

Nicolebaby1- Shock, horror, the Britney train wreck rolls on and she is spotted wearing the same dress twice. But this is no ordinary hideous leaopard print ensemble, no it's the very same dress she wore when she married Kevin Federline! She was spotted weraing it whilst outr with new boyf Adnan Ghalib and is reported to have said,  "We're taking care of each other. He's the only one who understands me. It's serious." Ghalibs family though say they'll never accept her unless she converts to Islam, sooo, it's a nice day for a mosque wedding?  [ Herlad Sun ]

-The Bill star Jeff Stewart speaks out about his wrist slashing incident Tuesday night. His explanation for this self harming behaviour was down to the shock he felt at having his contract terminated. "I love being an actor. My work as an actor is very important to me - it's my life, and the thought of this suddenly changing had an extremely serious effect on me." I doubt they'll be offering him work again now though. Condolences Jeff, feel better soon xx  [The Times ]

-Amy Winehouse had a new best bud (an no, we don't mean Mark Ronson again). She's been spotted out and about with none other than Kelly Osbourne, popping round for a quiet Sunday lunch. Ahh, bless. Amy does need cheering up with hubby in jail and her ex lover Ronson splashing her secrets all over the news. [Just Jared ]

-Its been a weekend of the baby birth with Xtina popping out a sweet baby boy, called Max Liron Bratman and Nicole Richie ejecting a little baby girl, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Why can't they call their kids better names, what's wrong with Kate or Lisa. Hellooo Harlow. Awww. She's so cute that all is forgiven. [Dlisted ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 14, 2008 in Amy Winehouse, Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Kelly Osbourne, Nicole Richie, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 22, 2007 11:55 AM

In the news: Mel B stands by her man and K-Fed to star in One Tree Hill

75925620 -Naomi Campbell fights racism in fashion.  "It's a pity that people don't appreciate black beauty," she says. [The Guardian ]

-Mel B is saying her new husband is a gentle kind loving soul that wouldn't kick a puppy, when court papers label him an "aggressive, violent, woman batterer". Talk about rose tinted spectacles.. [ TMZ ]

-Oh dear god, Paris Hilton is to release a second book, as clearly one autobiography is not enough for the heiress. I'm guessing it will focus on what she has learnt in jail. [Popcrunch ]

-Kevin Federline is lined up to star in One Tree Hill! He says he's 'really excited but won't let it interfere with his kids. Yeah, whatever.  [The Superficial ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 22, 2007 in Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 21, 2007 11:36 AM

Britney: The truth behind the wild times

If you all wondered what drove Britters to shave off all her hair, the truth is here; it was a nasty plan foisted on her by the likes of Lilo and Paris Hilton, who really meant that she should shave her minge! No, not really, but that's what the hilariously subversive Star Stories would have you believe!

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 21, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 26, 2007 11:29 AM

Britney Spears Chaotic classics

Back when Britney and K-Fed were still all smoochy cutesy we can see that the prior pop princess really was on good form, baring all about her sex life and her make up tricks. Was this the start of her fall from grace?

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 26, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 23, 2007 4:32 PM

Christina speaks out in defence of Britney

74871551Back in the day Smash Hits would have had us believe that Christina Aguilera were arch rivals, who'd gladly have strangled eachother with their prospective halter tops. Whether that was media hype (it was) or not the tables appear to have turned. Christina has spoken out in support of the old rival.

We've all seen Britney's decline into blatant mental illness, not to mention her worrying bits-flashing new media persona. Rather than pointing out the hilariously obvious, fellow song-accosting pop machine Christina stuck up for Britters against recent attacks on everything she does these days. "Britney is a good person and a good mom," she told the Daily Star. "She's been under so much pressure since she was a child...I don't think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions. She loves her boys and they're turning out great."

Christina who is now pregnant to her new husband Jordan Bratman needs to take a look at her definition of good parenting before the world starts pointing the finger of shame in her direction too. Anyone who looks like they might come second to the utterly brain devoid Keven Federline in a fight for custody might as well never come out of doors again. Which would be nice because then maybe we could go a day without seeing her nipples or lady garden.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 23, 2007 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 5, 2007 1:59 PM

Britney claims psychosis was 'research'

73189809_2 Poor, poor Britney Spears. It's all gone horribly wrong for the girl, hasn't it? But then, that's what you get for being a living, breathing consumer product. We first saw a young, fresh-faced Spears clad in a school uniform designed only to make old men throb and pervert the teenage girls of the time. After much Madonna-kissing, shotgun wedding action and head shaving, here we are. She's a full blown wreck. Bless.

Now Britney has apologised for her most recent bout of insanity by claiming she was researching a film role. I actually laughed out loud when I heard this one. For all who don't know what the bloody hell I'm on about, Britney attacked a reporter's car with the unforgiving end of an umbrella earlier this year. To be a little fair, she was in a bit of a rage after that dolt who's sperm she foolishly came in contact with (Keven Federline) threatened to take custody of her kiddiewinkles.

So our Britney, full of remorse, wrote a letter to this paparazzi type  from X17  (a gossip mag over the water) saying, "Dear X17. I want to apologise for the past incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places... Unfortunately, I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got all carried away with my role! Britney." Touching.

The sensible thing to do would have been a genuine apology and an explanation of the cirscumstances. Maybe then we'd get back to thinking Britney's becoming human again. As it stands she's a joke start to finish. Can't wait for that comeback album!

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 5, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 30, 2007 12:26 PM

Britney Spears in running for Mum of the Year Award

Trexteeth Britney Spears is not a woman in control at the moment. While she may have lost weight and dealt with some of her issues during her all-too-brief stint in rehab, the woman needs to get her priorities straight. After all, KFed's the one looking after the kids while she gets her head together, and she only gets to see them for a few hours a week.

How did she spend this week's visit? According to US Online: "A bodyguard returned the kids (and nanny, natch), to Spears, 25, at around noon Wednesday. But the dentally challenged pop star quickly popped out for more than two hours, leaving the kids home with the nanny. What could be more important than time with the kids? Getting her teeth whitened. According to Access Hollywood, Brit visited a celebrity dentist at Century City Doctors Hospital to have the Zoom whitening treatment done..."

Posted by Aigua on March 30, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (2)

March 22, 2007 10:29 AM

BritFed Spearserline sort out custody, pay-offs

Britkevgarter1 Kevin Federline. Either he's a greasy dirtbag who happened to fall on the best paycheque of his life when he married and impregnated Britney Spears just before she went all sorts of crazy and checked into rehab, making him a model parent, or he is the most cunning Machiavellian brain of the 21st century. Don't laugh - it could be true.

After all, who went from deadbeat dad to proud father in the space of a spousal nervous breakdown? And while his album may have failed to take off, he did manage to score himself a Superbowl ad while his ex-wife was branded "too much of a trainwreck" for the NFL to want to be affiliated with her. And now, following reports of rehab visits and custody arrangements comes the news we've all been waiting for - following the divorce, FedEx is due to walk off with $20 million and half the proceeds from the sale of the couple's Malibu home. How this gels with yesterday's news that Britney is down to her last $10 million, I do not know.

As for custody, it appears that Kevin currently has sole custody of the kids and Britney's got visitation rights. As her health and mental stability improve, she will take over more of their care. Some sources say Britney has to "prove herself" before her access to the kids improves. What this proof will entail nobody knows, but as there have been rumours of drug abuse and addiction, it could be a long slow process.

Posted by Aigua on March 22, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 21, 2007 12:34 PM

Britney leaves rehab to an empty bank account?

Britneytoxic Following the news that Britney Spears has left rehab - and has devised a child custody arrangement with Kevin Federline - comes a rumour that the 40 million album-selling pop superstar is going broke.

In the last 24 hours Britney left Malibu's Promises Center following a three-week stay. She and KFed have reportedly agreed to split care of the couple's two children on an equal basis until Britney's better again, at which point the children will return to her and KFed will get full visitation rights.

But according to the Daily Star, Britney is now afraid of bankruptcy, having spent a reputed two-thirds of her $30 million fortune. I don't think most of us would be afraid with $10 million in the bank, but it's obviously a different world celebs live in. The timing of her financial worries could be better: "She has to concentrate on staying sober," a friend was quoted as saying. "But she can't do that if she has to worry about going broke - which is exactly what she thinks will happen."

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 9, 2007 10:27 AM

Eddie Van Halen in rehab

Scaryeddie After rumours swirled that the Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth reunion tour was cancelled due to heavy drinking and alcohol abuse, Eddie has now checked himself into rehab. (Oi vey.) Eddie released a statement saying, " would like Van Halen fans to know how much I truly appreciate each and every one of you. Without you, there is no Van Halen. At the moment, I do not feel I can give you my best. That's why I have decided to enter a rehabilitation facility to work on myself, so that in the future I can deliver the 110 percent I feel I owe you and want to give you." 

I'm really hoping that all of these rehab stars get together and make some sweet, sober music. I'm thinking that they should release a powerful musical collaboration (like the 2001 version of Whats Goin' On). They could call it Sober up & Get Down, featuring Eddie Van Halen, Britney Spears, Keith Urban, and Robbie Williams. Then perhaps they could take it to the next level, and have back-up vocals by Lindsay Lohan, and a guest "rap" by KFed. I'd totally buy it...and then add the video to my "Totally Pimped Out Custom Layout" Myspace page.

Posted by Cate on March 9, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 2, 2007 12:45 PM

Britney's wedding ring controversy

0303_brit_ring_1After Britney Spears was photographed on her way to an AA meeting on Wednesday, speculations rose that she was wearing her wedding ring from estranged husband Kevin Federline. However, TMZ has done some sleuthing and claims that the ring she was seen wearing on her left hand, is not the same ring given to her by KFed. However, I wonder why she's even wearing a ring on her left hand at all?

Posted by Cate on March 2, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 22, 2007 12:16 PM

Is KFed the better parent?

Fed_1 Kevin Federline has asked a judge for an emergency hearing on Thursday to discuss his custody feud with Britney Spears. It's reported that only KFed and his attorney will be present for the meeting, but it's rumoured that Britney may show up. Do you blame the guy? I really wonder if perhaps we've gotten this whole "KFed is a jerk" thing wrong. Sure he can't dress himself properly, or rap...and yes, he left his pregnant girlfriend for Britney Spears, but maybe despite all of that, maybe he's a better parent than Britney is? I cringe a little when I say that, but perhaps it would be better, at least for a few months, for the boys to go with him, while Britney sorts herself out?

Posted by Cate on February 22, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 2, 2007 3:37 PM

Brit and KFed play nice for the kids

Britkev_14For now, it appears Britney and Kevin are being cordial with each other. When Britney first filed for divorce, she sought sole custody of their two children. In return, Kevin fired back by seeking spousal support and sole custody of the children as well. In fact, Kevin even turned down Britney's offer of a $25million divorce settlement. In light of Britney's recent shenanigans, I think it's safe to say she realizes that no judge would ever award her sole custody, so she and Kevin have come to an agreement.

In January, they worked out a temporary custody agreement that allowed Kevin to visit his boys from noon to four on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, with or without Britney being there. They've agreed to stick with this arrangement for the time being. Let's just hope they continue to behave with their children's best interests at heart.

Posted by Cate on February 2, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (1)

January 30, 2007 9:53 AM

KFed's Nationwide Insurance Commerical

KFed's Superbowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance is the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. This is fantastic. Kevin completely makes fun of himself, and makes light of his current situation. Funny how you can win people over without flashing them your goods.The score? KFed 100, Britney -450...

Posted by Cate on January 30, 2007 in Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (1)

January 29, 2007 9:49 AM

Britney sells her house

Britney29_175x125 The house that the Spears-Federline family briefly called their home is up for sale. Yup, Brit and KFed's love nest is now on the market for £7 million. Britney bought the house for only £3.5 million, which includes a swimming pool, basketball court, and two-story playhouse. The value has apparently gone up since the family first moved in, as Britney added luxuries like a £1.5 million recording studio for her aspiring rapper husband. Britney's smart to sell, because that's £7 million KFed won't be able to get his stingy little fingers on.

Posted by Cate on January 29, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 17, 2007 3:29 PM

K-Fed gets his candy ass smacked down

For those of you who just can't believe that K-Fed has taken to wrestling since his split from Britney Spears, watch this video of John Cena giving him the old FU. Of course, this isn't the first time it's happened...

Posted by mofgimmers on January 17, 2007 in Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 15, 2006 11:56 AM

Myspace drama with Paris and KFed

Kfedph Apparently the Myspace bulletin written by Paris Hilton defending Britney Spears, wasn't written by Paris at all. Hilton's reps say, "Paris did not write it. She does not have a MySpace account." Hmmm, perhaps that would explain why it was actually readable and made sense. So, the "Official Paris Hilton Page" is indeed, not so official. This is heartbreaking news considering I recently messaged her telling her how totally awesome, and like how pretty and smart she was. How embarrassing...

In other tragic Myspace news, Kevin Federline has apparently deleted JR Rotem off of his Top 20 friends list, after JR was seen canoodling with Britney Spears. He's so ballsy, that Kevin. You get him where it hurts...Myspace. Ouch! You're my hero, Kev.

Posted by Cate on December 15, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 14, 2006 4:48 PM

YouTube Video of the Day - Britney pre-split

Britney Spears is forever in our newspapers... and this is her being asked if she's house hunting in France and being told that she "looks great!" and to forget "those stupid rumours!" This is before the K-Fed split...

Posted by mofgimmers on December 14, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 13, 2006 4:18 PM

YouTube Video of the Day - Britney Spears talks rubbish (possibly wasted)

It's a classic clip, but one worth watching again now that Britney is back on the scene. It's the classic home-vid shot by K-Fed which sees Britters talking about the wonders of time travel with a stack of fried chicken on her lap, burping and how jaw-ache makes your face ugly. Genius. Altogether now "I jus' watch the movie and drink at home!"

Posted by mofgimmers on December 13, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 7, 2006 9:23 AM

Britney Spears speaks up on her official website

Britneybig041206_228x358_1 And the saga continues. Britney Spears has posted this message on her official website,

"It's been a long time since I've been out on the town with my friends. It's been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria Secrets' new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music, and a new me."

Okay, good for her for finally speaking up. However, does she expect us to feel sorry for her because she made the choice to get married and have two babies in two years? I'm so shocked to hear Kevin Federline didn't take her out on her birthday. That's so unlike him. All in all, Britney, you didn't just "probably" take it too far. You've been hanging out with Paris Hilton and showed your lady parts to the world. THAT is too far.

We wish you the best, and just hope you really do make it down to Wal-Mart Victoria Secret and buy yourself some knickers, and manage to spend some time with your kiddos.

Posted by Cate on December 7, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (36)

December 5, 2006 1:02 PM

A video montage of Britney's fall from pop glory

The world has been pretty harsh on Britney lately...And, well, who the hell could blame us? She's flashing her "precious" to the world?! But I think this backlash against Britney is so strong because we really do care about her. She was our navel baring sweetheart that became our red neck, barefoot and pregnant tabloid queen.

I think this video sums up everyone's feelings perfectly. Set to a beautiful, acoustic version of "Toxic" it follows Britney's career through music videos, interviews and magazine covers. It documents her tumbling, falling, and eventually ending up naked and pregnant in a fur robe. What's even sadder is that it doesn't even include the latest debauchery. Oh baby, baby.

Posted by Cate on December 5, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 28, 2006 3:59 PM

Britney and Paris share everything, including their stockings

Stockings_5 Is sharing stockings the latest trend? Britney, we are very excited that you dumped K-Fed. Really! We are even more excited that you've been seen sans Frappuccino and bare feet lately. But WHAT is this "sharing stockings with Paris Hilton" nonsense? Do you even know where those stockings have been? We're glad you found a friend and that you're celebrating not being pregnant for what seems like the first time in a decade. But honey, this is just looking like a more expensive version of your Cheeto and Red Bull days...

Posted by Cate on November 28, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 10, 2006 11:03 AM

Britney Spears divorce turns nasty: K-Fed wants £16m AND the kids

Kfedontour Well, it wasn't so hard to predict that K-Fed wouldn't take Britney's divorce filing lying down. He's apparently not happy with the £2m he'll get under their pre-nup agreement, so has filed his own claim demanding £16m and custody of the couple's two kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James, says today's Sun..

"He wants to fight Britney every step of the way because he fears she’ll take the kids away," a source tells the paper, which goes on to claim that K-Fed's spent the last week swigging whisky and chatting up female fans on his tour – which doesn't strike me as the best way to kick off a custody battle.

Britney apparently does have the right to take back all the expensive gifts she gave Kevin during their marriage though, including his £78,000 Ferrari bike. This one will run and run...

Posted by Stu on November 10, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 8, 2006 6:33 PM

The moment Kevin Federline learned Britney Spears was filing for divorce

Watch below, it's about 1min30secs into the video. Heartbreaking. Kind of.

Posted by Stu on November 8, 2006 in Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 12, 2006 8:57 PM

Top Ten Stories - Sienna Miller Looks Under 21, & Angelina Jolie Is A Murderer's Muse

Sienna_4Finally, someone puts holier-than-thou Sienna Miller in her place and denies her entry to a club, sadly for not having ID, not for being a stinky actress.
It seems being in close proximity to Angelina Jolie turns people into fighting-machines, as her driver hits a motorcyclist in India.
Contrary to all the rumours circulating about her and Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston told Oprah they're still together. Does this mean they're an official couple now?
Kevin Federline is understandably insecure about his marriage with Britney, and has convinced her not to lose her baby weight so she won't get so much male attention.
Nick Lachey blames their Newlyweds reality show as the instigator to his marriage break-up, and not say, Jessica's infidelity.
80s-throwback Justin Hawkins comes out of rehab and quits The Darkness, blaming his cocaine problems on being in the novelty band. Quite understandable - we'd be addicts too if we looked like that.
Nicole Richie debuts her new red haircolour with a new man. Needless to say, we preferred the old look better, in more ways than one.
Elle Macpherson has dropped her lawsuit against Heidi Klum over the use of her nickname 'The Body', after meeting the Dalai Lama. Bet he loved admonishing her on her childish fight with the fellow model, dirty thing.
Because apparently SpongeBob SquarePants is the new Simpsons, David Bowie adds to his archive of cameos and makes a guest appearance on the underwater show as Lord Royal Highness.
Desperate for attention, P Diddy has revealed that he never loved Jennifer Lopez to begin with. Neither did we, mate, neither did we.


Posted by Katherine on October 12, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 4, 2006 2:18 PM

YouTube Video of the Day - Dump K-Fed NOW!!!

How about this? It would seem that Britney still has some fans left. Yup. Ten year old boys mainly. This particular boy wants a) Britters to dump K-Fed (it's written on his chest in brown felt-tip) and b) Britney to look at his muscles. "That's when I discovered I was a maaan!"

[Mof Gimmers]

Posted by mofgimmers on October 4, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kevin Federline and Britney Spears squabbling again over Vegas jaunt

Kevin_federline_3 Okay, so it's a fairly old tradition to wet your baby's head (i.e. celebrate in the pub) if you're a new father. But Kevin Federline appears to have taken it too far by disappearing off to Vegas for a long weekend, according to today's Mirror. K-Fed even sent out an invite to his mates for the boozy weekend: "There is a new Fed in the house. Give a shout out to Sutton Pierce Federline. Celebrate with the new daddy in school."

Unfortunately, daddy's now wearing a dunce cap, as it seems Britney wasn't too happy with his jaunt to Sin City, which included champagne, cigars and, er, being surrounded by women. K-Fed may have bought Brit a pair of diamond earrings, but he's not getting off that easily.

"She was livid that he even considered going in the first place, so when he handed over the present she got so furious she stormed off," a source tells the paper. "They are now barely speaking. All Brit wants is for Kevin to be more hands on with the kids. She thought their relationship was back on track."

Posted by Stu on October 4, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 3, 2006 12:10 AM

Top Ten Stories - Nick Carter Still A Knob, And Janet Jackson Still Fame-Hungry

CartersimpsonNick Carter is still whining on and on about former flame Paris Hilton and how he was forced to cheat on her with Ashlee Simpson. Go back to cleaning out your rabbit hutch, Nick, you're boring us with your drivel.
Council flat tenants would vow not to watch the Jonathan Ross show anymore due to a jibe on last week's program, if they had television sets in the first place, that is.
Both desperate for fame, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are in talks to do a duet together at either the Oscars or Grammys. Let's hope for a nip-slip along this line.
Coleen McLoughlin claims she has the world's hardest job. Oh no, girlfriend, writing about tat like this and resisting to throw in numerous expletives is harder.
Anna Nicole Smith did not get married to her lawyer over the weekend, oh no, as if they would be that insensitive to her recently-dead son - no, they just went on a luxury yacht cruise with plenty of champers, is all.
Prattish Jude Law first begrudgingly claims to regret cheating on Sienna Miller, then backtracks, and says he thinks in the long run he did a good thing. Say what?
Sure, we've heard stories about Tom Cruise pushing Katie Holmes to lose her baby weight - but has she gone too far and Nicole-Richie like?
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears end their feud over who the hottest popstar was (face facts, Britters is well below Pink now, on the scale), with Christina giving Britney a $570 gift for her latest son's birth.
No surprises here, as James Blunt tops the funeral faves list - favourite song for a funeral, not favourite 'sleb to HAVE a funeral, sickos.
Could newly rehab-exited Robin Williams be back on the booze already?

Posted by Katherine on October 3, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 26, 2006 8:49 PM

Top Ten Stories

Bella_cat_245Turns out the suicide-attempt by David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter that we reported yesterday may in fact have been caused by the family cat, pictured. David's estranged wife claims he used the suicide allegation as revenge on her to make her appear a bad mother.
Lindsay Lohan uses Stavros Niarchos to make ex-boyfriend Harry Morton jealous.
Is the world coming to an end? Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reportedly made up.
To add insult to injury, Heather Mills was kicked out of Sainsbury's for shoplifting there 20 years previously. What she doesn't know is they're team McCartney.
Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, has had his lawsuit thrown out of court, as the headaches he suffered from were because of his herpes, not a result of her beatings.
George Bush can breathe easy, as George Clooney is sticking to movies, and won't be running for presidency anytime soon.
Sadly, Russell Crowe won't be starring in a Steve Irwin biopic anytime soon.
Kevin Federline knows what the punters want, as he drops Popozao from his debut album, and replaces it with a duet between him and Britney.
Brad Pitt is rumoured to be starring in a biopic on Jeff Buckley's life.
Kate Bosworth says 'Orlando who?' after caught canoodling with an Unidentified Hottie in public.

Posted by Katherine on September 26, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 22, 2006 5:18 PM

Top Ten Stories

Robinwilliams1Robin Williams manages to slip the nurse a tenner and checks out of rehab, hopefully soberly.
Angelina Jolie has spent £200,000 on artwork by Banksy. Did no-one tell her you can pick his stuff up for free in Blighty, just off the street?
Jessica Simpson has said she still sleeps in Nick Lachey's tshirts, which is funny, as we thought she slept naked with strange men most of the time.
Don't bother Jack Nicholson between the hours of two and four in the morning, as that's his 'ass-scratching hours'.
Anastacia has accepted a marriage proposal from her British bodyguard - does this mean we'll have to put up with lots of crap sightings in Heat's 'Spotted' now?
Charlotte Church wears Bridget Jones-style big knickers to make her look slim on camera - bet Gavin Henson makes her wear 'em in bed, too.
Lisa Kudrow weeps quietly about being labelled tubby due to not losing the baby-weight as fast as other actresses.
To no-one's surprise at all, Britney Spears adores wearing hooker shoes.
Lindsay Lohan will have to wear the cast on her arm for another 6 weeks. Poor love, giving handjobs with your wrong hand sure is tricky work.
Make sure you pick up a copy of Vanity Fair's November issue, which will probably have Borat on the cover.

Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 21, 2006 8:48 PM

Top Ten Stories

Brad_pitt_angelina_jolieYet another reason to hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as Bono's Samaritan ways rub off on them.
And in the understatement of the century, Paris Hilton admits she's not got the whole deck of cards upstairs.
Madonna's current tour is the highest-earning tour by a female artist ever. You can just hear Britney taking notes 'right, Jesus-cross, check. Farrah Fawcett flicks, check'.
Turns out Janet Jackson regrets saying sorry for her nip-slip years ago. Next she'll be saying she meant it to happen.
Yawn...Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are officially together - anyone paying attention anymore?
Kevin Federline gets himself a real job, dawg.
Not having anything to do with publicity for Justin Timberlake's recent album launch, him and Cameron Diaz were allegedly almost murdered by a papparazo.
Paris Hilton has a temporary lapse of judgment, and gives a homeless man a $100 note.
Whitney Houston got clean with thanks to Courtney Love's help. That's probably how she got hooked on crack in the first place.
Rupert Everett lacks something rather vital, sperm.

Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Cameron Diaz, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 19, 2006 6:48 PM

A Week With Britney & Kevin

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Busy times at the Spears-Federline residence, as Britney has given birth to their second child; their second boy. Britney is remarkably decent when it comes to baby names (perhaps the only non-trash thing about her now) and is rumoured to be calling son number two Sutton Pierce, so he'll have the same initials as Britney's firstborn, Sean Preston. Which is quite a nice idea; love to know who thought of it, it sure as hell wasn't her. No other news from the K-Fed and Britney camp - one would imagine they're loving time with their newborn. OR, Britney's loving it, Kevin's out buying some gold shoes or something.  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on September 19, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Top Ten Stories

WillieAs if it's surprising, Willie Nelson is in trouble with the police over possession of the ol' green herb.
If you can stretch your memory back to 1996 and recall popboy Aaron Carter, he is now all grown up and engaged. To a Playboy playmate. One of his older brother's ex-girlfriends. Uh-huh.
Taylor Hanson (come on, you remember), just spawned his third child. The most surprising thing is Hanson are about to release a fourth album!
Londoners now have the chance to get up close and personal with Tupac - if you dare.
Rumous are a'bounding about Sarah Jessica Parker possibly being preggers with her second child.
Please God, don't tell us Lindsay Lohan is going to buy property here in London. We can't deal with having her tumpsy perpetually splashed across The Sun.
Ricky Gervais has a conscience over how much money he has.
Britney Spears's new album is said to contain 'crazy ass' rapping. We can't wait...
Proving she is willing to stoop to any level, representatives for Anna Nicole Smith have sold the last ever photos of her recently departed son for $600,000.
Cover your ears, as Pete Doherty may be guest-editing a Christmas show for BBC Radio 4's Today  programme

Posted by Katherine on September 19, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 15, 2006 12:02 AM

Top Ten Stories

Whitney_4Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage, whether or not this is due to Osama Bin Laden's crush on the crack-addict is up in the air.
Sean Penn believes there's rules for civilians to follow, and then there's rules for the 'slebs to follow. Well, derr, just look at Pete Doherty.
Speak of the devil, he's just had another Jaguar impounded, for failing to pay road tax.
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are definitely porking.
Thank goodness the next series of Strictly Come Dancing will have some sass, as they've added Emma 'Baby Spice' Bunton to the list of despo keen 'slebs.
Graffiti artist Banksy cheats on us with Los Angeles and doesn't return our numerous frantic calls.
It's rumoured Britney Spears has named her second son Sutton Pierce, so he will have the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston.
Oasis are not happy campers about being forced to release a greatest hits album. Don't worry, Noel, neither are we.
Marianne Faithfull has been diagnosed with cancer, but still intends on touring in 2007. Atta girl.
We've heard the rumours that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Harry Morton, but could they have married already?

Posted by Katherine on September 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 13, 2006 4:00 PM

Britney Spears Gives Birth To A Baby Boy!

Britney_10Well, it wasn't going to be an adult boy now, was it. She reportedly gave birth at 2am on Tuesday morning at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center by caesarean. We haven't heard what she's named the poor tot, she's probably trying to come up with a masculine form of 'Jailynn', what she was supposedly going to call it if it was a girl. Anyway, congratulations to the family, but can I just say I can't wait until the first pictures appear - pictures of her dropping the baby, not strapping it safely in the car, etc. It's inevitable, really.

Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 7, 2006 8:27 PM

Top Ten Stories

Hilton_arrest_cops_x17Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence earlier this morning, the photo on the left shows her being led, handcuffed, into a police car.
Speaking of DUI and raving loonies, Mel Gibson has left rehab, and is fed up with people paying so much attention to him. Don't worry, Mel, having a stiff scotch will surely help matters eh! 
Britney Spears is rumoured to be giving birth today, by C-section, and will be naming her supposed daughter 'Jailynn', after her mother, Lynne, and sister, Jamie. Yup, Jail Federline. What a knob.
As if we care, but Heather Locklear and David Spade have ended their 5 month relationship, with reports saying David thinks she's an 'high-maintenance bitch'.
But not to worry, as it seems Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey may be back together - perhaps she's clucky after seeing those cute Suri Cruise photos?
P Diddy's girlfriend is pregnant with not one, but two little P Diddlers.
Marcia Cross, of Desperate Housewives fame, is up the duff with her husband, reportedly 2 months gone.
Brangelina are tying the knot viddy viddy soon! Or so Star claims...
Yessss! Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after 4 years - get ready to fight for him, girls.
And as one heart-throb becomes single, another disappears into marriage, with Emilio Estevez becoming engaged to his writer girlfriend.

Posted by Katherine on September 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 1, 2006 4:57 PM

Top Ten Stories

Lindsay_3One of Linday Lohan's casual lovers has apparently bought her a pricey Cartier engagement ring and whisked her off on holiday to propose, no less than a month after declaring she would never be monogamous.
Somehow we don't think this is an authentic baby registry for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - firstly, he's listed as K-Fed. Is anyone really that dumb? Oh, wait.
Lionel Richie gives his mark of approval to daughter Nicole and current bed-warmer, Brody Jenner.
Thoughts of retirement are far from Madonna's mind, as she starts planning her next album, reportedly meant to be more of the same disco music. Just leave the leotards alone this time, love.
If you care to remember her, Christina Milian is flogging all her clothes on eBay to make a quick buck, sources say she is indeed close to bankrupt.
The filming of Charlotte Church's first talk show episode was apparently a 'shambles' but will be edited well for the debut tonight.
As if we need more evidence on Paris Hilton's more than willing thighs, here it is.
Could Robbie Williams be shedding his playboy image, preferring to jump into bed with his Playstation instead of a woman?
If the sight of Daniel Craig in his swimming trunks didn't turn you on, perhaps his gay kiss will.
Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been branded the 'worst tenant in history', as his landlord evicts him.

Posted by Katherine on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 30, 2006 6:22 PM

Top Ten Stories

Lindsay_2Could Lindsay Lohan possibly be going sober, and, err, just what the world needs, becoming a DJ?
Justin Timberlake may or may not have binned Cameron Diaz in time for the launch of his new album, Future Sex/Love Sounds. We bet he's not getting much of either at the moment...
Yesterday we reported K-Fed was appearing in CSI, today it's Entourage, as he plays - get this - 'a celebrity's freeloading spouse'. Huh, the scriptwriters didn't have to stretch far, did they?
Should we feel privileged over this? I can't tell - 2 former Blink 182'ers have reformed as a new band (+44), reportedly named after the UK dialling code. Greeeaaat...
Funny that Snakes on a Plane tops the box office only in Australia. Steve Irwin, we blame you.
Celebrity relationships just get more and more aesthetically disgusting, as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are reportedly a couple.
Sean Preston, (Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's bub), is pronounced a genius, as his first words uttered are 'dada'. Praise the Lord his first words weren't 'oi, you got a lighter?'
Score one for Blighty, as Charlotte Church knocks back Paris Hilton's offer of appearing on her new chat show.
Drats, Penny Lancaster is not content with having just one baby from the lovemachine of Rod Stewart, oh no, they're intending on having another. Curses!
So much for her vow of abstinence, Paris Hilton has moved in with 'Firecrotch' utterer, Brandon Davis.

Posted by Katherine on August 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 29, 2006 4:56 PM

Top Ten Stories

Natalieportman_1As if celebrities aren't already superior to us mere civilians, Natalie Portman dons her battle rags and enters the war zone of Israel, to visit her family despite the war with Hezbollah. Bring us back a souvenir, won't you love?
Thank the lord, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are reportedly civil with one another now. Is it too soon to suggest a threesome?
Owen Wilson-obsessives, time to hike down to your nearest Agent Provocateur, as he is apparently not bedding Kate Hudson, who is rumoured to be back with her homeless-looking husband.
Elton John proves he is walking ever closer along the path to senility and dementia, as he apparently wants to work 'with Pharrell, Timbaland, Snoop, Kanye, Eminem and just see what happens'. What happens, Elt, is that you'll wind up being shot.
Kevin Federline has landed a speaking role in CSI, where he'll be playing a 'threatening' teenager. At the tender age of...28?
More hope for Jennifer Aniston of staying Brad's parents' preferred choice of daughter-in-law, as they are offended by Angelina Jolie's drunk behaviour and 'tactless' personality at a recent birthday party for Maddox.
It's official, Suri Cruise will make her debut in the October issue of Vanity Fair.
At least the musical will be in keeping with the film version of Chicago, as fellow emaciated singer Ashlee Simpson is set to star as Roxie Hart, the part portrayed by Renee Zellweger in the film.
Not content with just stealing The Office from our fair shores, HBO are set to remake Little Britain to entertain Americans. Somehow I think the Vicky Pollard skits will be more of a real-life drama over there than a comedy.
And apparently Eminem is not a misogynistic so and so, he is, infact, channeling Buddha. Right...

Posted by Katherine on August 29, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 24, 2006 12:40 PM

A Few Thoughts On Britney Spears & Kevin Federline's Appearance at the Teen Choice Awards

  • Firstly, Jessica Simpson introducing Britney Spears and seeming excited about it. Girl, didn't think you'd like to be showed up that way.
  • Tell us the truth. Britney doesn't have a fashion stylist anymore, right?
  • Love the gum-snapping, it's ever so attractive hearing your saliva boomed throughout a massive audience like that.
  • Begrudgingly, we must admit she looks darn good with dark hair.
  • Anyone else notice that when she said the words 'my career', she shifted her eyes sideways? I think she realises along with us that it's a joke of a career.
  • Hmm, having a live pianist doesn't exactly help with the ghetto image, K-Fed.
  • Anyone else confused by the two other rappers who unfortunately bear a resemblance to the Fed?
  • Ahh, so the confusion was intentional, with K-Fed actually being the pianist. Triiiiicky!
  • He's meant to be a former back-up dancer, obviously he forgot the moves long ago.
  • The only remotely good thing about the song is the chorus, which coincidentally, he doesn't sing, natch.
  • Hopefully after the show, the producers offered free tetnus jabs to members of the audience in the first few rows - did you see the amount of saliva flying out of his mouth?

Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 17, 2006 12:30 PM

Amex Parody Courtesy of Cracked.com - We Will Never Tire of K-Fed Gags

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We're all familiar with the American Express card adverts, well here's a parody of Britney Xpress, courtesy of Cracked.com, which has now relaunched! Am I bringing back memories, boys?

Posted by Katherine on August 17, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

Give Kevin Federline A Few Years...

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And this is what he'll look like, Britney Spears's daddy. Something to look forward to, Britters!

Posted by Katherine on August 17, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (3)

Is Kevin Federline Making Babies Purely For Financial Gain?

KfedWe just told you about how K-Fed claims he's broke, and that he doesn't get any money from his wife, 'As a man, I wouldn't be happy sitting back and living off my wife's fortune', he twittered once. Well, turns out he wasn't quite disclosing the whole truth there. It turns out for each child he has with Britney, he gets a certain amount of money, in cash, and in the millions. Apparently prior to the wedding, a source blabbed that he met with lawyers, and 'was sitting sort of slumped over with a baseball cap over his eyes and a lawyer was talking about how he had to sign a pre-nup and Kevin looked sort of bummed out. But then the lawyer explained that for every child the two of you have together, you would receive X amount of dollars. His eyes really lit up'. Ker-ching! And I thought gold-diggers came in the form of leggy blondes. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 17, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kevin Federline is broke, but NOT a sponger. Really.

Britneyandkev Kev is living up to his Spenderline nickname, as today's Mirror reports he's already blown the $2 million he made from the Chaotic reality show last year on an engagement ring, a home studio, half a Ferrari... But mark his words: Kevin will NOT be begging Britney for pocket money, despite being stony broke until the inevitably huge royalties from his album start to flood in.

"I don't get any money from my wife," he says. "I'm almost broke. As a man, as a male figure and a father, I wouldn't be happy sitting back and living off my wife's fortune. I have to provide for my family. People gotta understand that I'm working, too, she's not the only one that's got things to do."

Nobody's suggesting you're not working, Kev. It's just that you're not earning... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 17, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 15, 2006 5:39 PM

A Week With Britney And Kevin

Britkev_12 A disappointingly slow news week for our favourite celeb/drifting nonentity sponger pairing, it has to be said.  We've brought you this wholly unsettling YouTube video, which just gets more disturbing every time you watch it, but aside from that there's not much going on with Britney and her favourite walking testament to worthlessness.  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 15, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 10, 2006 11:09 AM

YouTube Video of the Day - Britney Spears going completely ga-ga

"I'm ugly.... my jaw hurts....(groan) BUUURP!" This is Britney Spears' opening gambit on this more than mental clip of her... quite possibly strung out... quite possibly hamming it up. Watch her contemplate time travel, have a strange nervous tick and, more importantly, watch her keep shouting "HUUUH?"

[Mof Gimmers]

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Posted by mofgimmers on August 10, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 8, 2006 3:39 PM

A Week With Britney & Kevin

Britkev_10 It's been a busy week for Britney and Kevin. Following Britney's announcement that she intends to create a "true" celebrity magazine, featuring only stories that are confirmed and true from the celeb community, Kevin has announced that he supports his wife's latest career move, saying: "I think they would want to go to that magazine and tell the truth! I'm not kidding. This is something I want to do for real."

Kevin's been everywhere recently, as he's also announced his acting plans (oh Lord help us) and he also managed to bore his wife and clubbers alike by  playing his debut single 'Lose Control' four times in one night. We've also heard about Britney's rather strange pregnancy cravings, which include baby food and... erm... soil. Yummy. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 8, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 4, 2006 12:26 AM

K-Fed Supports Britney's Magazine Idea

Britney_9 Britney Spears recently declared that she plans to start up her own magazine, called 'The Real Deal'. It will feature the true stories about her and husband Kevin Federline and feature only real, confirmed stories about celebrities. Before you think 'could that be any more boring?', Hollywood's very own human leech has latched on to Britney's idea.

K-Fed told American magazine Steppin' Out that he fully supports the idea. He said:  "Everybody has false truths and false images and false stuff perceived on them. Maybe not as much as me and my wife get. But everybody has it.  I think a magazine like that would attract all the stars. I think they would want to go to that magazine and tell the truth! I'm not kidding. This is something I want to do for real."

I do believe this is the third possible career venture I've written about Kevin in just 24 hours. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 4, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 3, 2006 4:29 PM

Kevin Federline: Husband, Wannabe Rapper... Actor?

Britkev_7 Oh Christ, whatever next? Britney's pointless husband Kevin Federline has decided that he is not only going to bore the world with his attempts at a music career, he's also going to have a shot at acting. What on earth has the world done to deserve this?

The wannabe rapper - who's set to release first (and hopefully only) single 'Lose Control' soon - has told American magazine In Touch: "I've already been offered a couple of scripts. The most interesting one was a role as a drug dealer, starring Ben Affleck's brother (Casey). I was supposed to audition, but I got really sick and couldn't make it."

K-Fed also gave us all a handy lesson on the methods behing acting: Sometimes I wake up in a comedic mood, and sometimes I wake up in a serious mood. With acting, you've got to be able to channel that for three months straight."

Clever boy! [Toni Kelly]

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Posted by Antonia on August 3, 2006 in Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 19, 2006 3:51 PM

Britney And Kevin To Renew Marriage Vows.

Britkev_5 It has been claimed that troubled couple, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, want to renew their wedding vows to stop speculation over their relationship. Since marrying last September, the couple have had to deal with numerous reports that their relationship is in trouble. Various British magazines recently claimed Britney had gone as far as to file divorce papers.

The couple have also decided a second series of their God-awful reality TV show, 'Chaotic', is in the pipeline, again to prove their marriage is rock solid. I cannot help but wonder if all this "we are together" nonsense is only neccessary if a couple is genuinely in trouble? If they were strong enough, surely they'd just brush past the rumours? But this is Hollywood, I suppose... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on July 19, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 13, 2006 5:06 AM

Single 'PopoZao' Was Fake According To Kevin Federline

The Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel doppelganger, Kevin Federline, is claiming to have 'Punk'd' the world three times over by releasing a fake debut single from his much-hyped up album, Playing With Fire. The single 'PopoZao', which he originally said was 'the shizz', was released 'so that people would look at him like a talentless wannabe rapper,' according to reports. K-Fed allegedly claimed 'that way, when I come out with my real sh**, people are f****** blown away!' 'At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did'. More like when the single was released to the sound of laughter you had your people come up with a really lame excuse just like that. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on July 13, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Musical Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 22, 2006 4:34 PM

Britney Spears And K-Fed Go On Separate Holidays

Britkev_4Honestly, I don't know what I'd do with my time if the ongoing Brit and K-Fed saga fizzled up and died, I'd be pulling my hair out in fright at the thought of Britney...And Spederline...Happy?! The latest news is that Britney Spears has seemingly grown tired of their new PR offensive where they try to convince the world their sham of a marriage is infact all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, everywhere. The couple recently went on a holiday to Florida, but reportedly stayed in separate houses, spending a massive $250,000 on Aqua Island. 'She did it to get away from Kevin,' a friend blabbed. Whilst Britney spent time with their son Sean, Kevin enjoyed jet-skiing, clubbing, guzzling Cristal champagne, and generally larking it up with the boys. A friend of Brit's says that despite their numerous problems, she 'wants the world to think they're happier than ever.' Really, I've run out of related jokes about their sham of a marriage, it's just getting sad now. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 22, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 13, 2006 4:16 PM

Deluded K-Fed Wants '8 Mile' Style Film.

Britkev_3 Kevin Federline has decided it's time to tell his own story... and wants a biopic movie to be done about his life, along the line's of Eminem's successful '8 Mile' film. Kevin is currently said to be looking for heavy-hitting backers for the film, which would - of course - feature him in the lead role. The wannabe rapper is apparently unbothered by wife Britney's worries that he's just using her to further his own career.

"She is really upset. She fears Kevin just wants to promote himself at her expense to further his career." said a source.

Come on, Brit, you can't just be realising that only now can you?! I look forward to avoiding the film - that's if it ever gets made - in the future. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 13, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 12, 2006 10:22 PM

Britney Spears Makes Her Mascara Run

Britney_8Americanites, set your tellies to 9pm Thursday night, as Britney Spears has filmed an interview with Dateline's Matt Lauer, where she spoke about her marriage, motherhood, the tabloids, paparazzi, and that driving incident with Sean on her lap.  She blabbed 'I did it with my dad. I’d sit on his lap and I drive. We’re country.' Yes, Britney, as we're forever reminded each time we see a photo of you in your curlers and without proper foot attire. Or any, for that matter. She also begged any happy-snappers out there, watching her tearful plea, 'You have a life. And if you don’t, you have to realize that we’re people and that we...Just need privacy and we need our respect. And those are things that you have to have as a human being.' Surely you read the Celebrity Terms And Conditions before you made Hit Me Baby One More Time, Britney? [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 12, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 1, 2006 1:43 PM

Britney's Anti-Kevin Poem

Britney_6 How much negative K-Fed news can you handle in a day? Hopefully you've got a bottomless chasm to fill up with rumours Britney and Kevin are going to split soon, cos gosh, there's alot of them out there. I just had a quick peek at Britney Spears's official website, where recently she has been publishing her poetry, and this new poem doesn't come as much of a shock. Titled 'Remembrance of Who I Am', it appears to be aimed at Kevin, with lines such as 'How do you stand sleeping at night...The sins of the father, what you do, you pass down, no wonder why I lost my crown...My crown is back and it's way too high for you to be in my presence, especially my son.' Below the poem is a picture of Britters pulling a rude hand gesture, which hopefully means their inevitable divorce is just past the cornershop. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 1, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Leaky Kevin Federline Can't Be Trusted

KfedcleanshavenK-Fed, (seen here clean shaven with a new 'do, for Item magazine), is apparently under criticism for causing most of the tabloid leaks written about him and his wife, Britney Spears. A source told US magazine 'Britney knows Kevin tells his friends information, knowing they will leak it to tabloids', and that 'they sell stories for money. ... She is sick of him using her for them to profit.' According to this source, Britney has stopped telling Kevin key details, for instance that she was going to announce her pregnancy on the David Letterman show. Girl, we told you that dawg was toxic months ago, fo' shizzle. Put him out on the curb where he belongs, where one of the Olsen twins can pick him up. Match made in heaven. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 1, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 10, 2006 9:12 AM

Break Open The Lambrini! Britney Spears Reveals She's Knocked Up!

Britney_5Glad to be reporting real, confirmed news for once, the rumour we picked up on in late April has turned out to be true, for, low and behold, Britney has admitted she is carrying another bloody Federletus. Whilst you take a moment to scream out in unabashed agony, I'll let you know Britters confessed the unwelcome news to David Letterman on his show last night. Obviously clearing up any confusion between David and herself (he was no doubt thinking about that boozy weekend together holed up in a motel with K-Fed and a 3-legged goat), she responded, 'don't worry, Dave, it's not yours.' I almost wish it were Letterman's sperm though, I doubt the public needs a fourth fugly little K-Fed spawn forced onto them. According to US magazine, she is due September or October this year, an early bouncing bundle of Christmas joy for us sadistic celebrity bloggers. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)