November 2, 2009 3:24 PM

Baby Watch: Coleen checks into have baby?

rooneys.jpgColeen Rooney has reportedly checked into hospital to give birth to her first child with footballer husband Wayne. Over at Heat, they've said that the family arrived at Liverpool Women's Hospital yesterday evening with overnight bags and have not left. Wayne also missed a training session with Manchester United earlier today, which is always going to fuel speculation that the baby is on the way.

A patient at the hospital is quoted by Click Liverpool as saying: "Coleen checked in on Sunday night.

"She is already a week overdue and like all of us she is impatient to have the baby."

There has not yet been any official news from the couple.

In related news, Coleen has apparently turned down a £1 million+ deal to sell her baby photos.

Posted by mofgimmers on November 2, 2009 in Baby Watch, Coleen McLoughlin | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 23, 2008 12:06 PM

Coleen McLoughlin dropped as face of George at Asda

772405_2_2 Things aren't looking good when you’re considered too chavvy to advertise a supermarket's clothing range, just ask WAG extraordinaire, Coleen McLoughlin. The 22-year-old fiancée of Manchester United striker, Wayne Rooney, has been given her marching orders by retail chain Asda as they look to smarten up their public image. And who do they think they'll attract to replace her? I guarantee the answers will make you laugh.

Names the supermarket is looking to sign up include Joanna Lumley, fashionista and actress Sienna Miller, Oscar-winner Helen Mirren and French president's wife Carla Bruni. Somehow I can't quite imagine these ladies tapping their bottoms proudly having saved 11p on some toilet roll, can you?

Coleen had worked for Asda for two years and had managed to con £3 million out of them – that's a lot of moolah to look cheap in cheap clothing. Her team is keen to put a positive angle on the news, claiming that she's talking with other high street stores, is very much in demand, yada yada yada. Spin it all you like – when Asda look down on you, you've really hit rock bottom.

[via the Daily Mail]

Posted by Aigua on April 23, 2008 in Coleen McLoughlin, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 26, 2008 12:11 PM

Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin set to wed this Summer

0920_a34_2Coleen McLoughlin has blagged a media career simply through being the squeeze of footballer Wayne Rooney, but things are set to become official this summer as the couple splash out on a lavish wedding. The loved up pair of chavs are heading to the South of France for a June wedding which is set to last four days. Four days – do they really need that long to say "I do"?

So what do we know about this shindig? That the 60 guests, including Wayne's footie chums and boxer Ricky Hatton, will be flown over to the Côte D’Azur by private jets on June 10th. Leading up to the wedding, which is believed to be set for the 12th, there will be a black and white ball with events afterwards including a champagne lunch and a BBQ.

A friend of the couple explained the choices: "Coleen wanted to spread the event over a few days because people are travelling so far. You can virtually guarantee the weather at that time of the year so they’ve gone for lots of outdoor celebrations. Coleen and Wayne take regular holidays in the area, so they’re very familiar with the place.” Oh lucky them.

For those that care about fashion, Coleen will wear a £100,000 gown as designed by Marchesa, though I'm sure she'll spruce it up with a few George at Asda accessories. Of course, we'll all get the chance to see the gown, the guests and all the drunken rowdiness (come on – they are footballers) as the pair has confirmed a deal with a glossy magazine. Said mag (probably Hello! or OK!) will stump up £2.5million for the honour, with a chunk of this to be donated to a Liverpool charity. I should hope so too – I don't think they're exactly strapped for cash.

[via the Sun]

Posted by Katie Button on March 26, 2008 in Coleen McLoughlin, Sport Stars, UK Stars, Wayne Rooney | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 14, 2007 10:40 AM

In the news: Colin Farrell splashes out & Lily Allen goes glam

Lilybraun_450x450- Irish heartthrob Colin Farrell has deep pockets as shown by him taking homeless chum Stress on a shopping trip in Toronto. The actor shelled out over £1000 on the man telling assistants: "Get him anything he wants. Whatever he needs.” Now you mention it Colin, there are one or two things I could do with. [the Daily Mail]

- Hell’s Kitchen might have taught model and WAG Abbey Clancy a thing or two about nouveau cuisine, but she knows what she likes. The girlfriend of footie star Peter Crouch has admitted since leaving the show that “I’m sick of rich food. I want some normal food, like beans on toast or a ham sandwich.” Sounds good to me. [The Sun]

- Coleen McLoughlin is desperate for her parents to leave their home in Liverpool after the shooting of school boy Rhys Jones. Having endured years of death threats against her loved ones, Coleen is hoping they will move in with her and fiancé Wayne Rooney in Cheshire. I'm sure they could pay their way, doing the ironing or something.[Now magazine]

- Usually seen scuffing about in battered trainers and colourful dresses, Lily Allen has gone glam for an advert for the Braun Satin Hair range. I wouldn’t mess with her while brandishing some heavy hair-straighteners, would you? [the Metro]

Posted by Katie Button on September 14, 2007 in Coleen McLoughlin, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Lily Allen, Musical Stars, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars, Wayne Rooney | Permalink | Comments (2)

July 25, 2007 3:28 PM

WAG attack! We test Coleen McLoughlin's new perfume and find that we like it!


OK, it was going to be a hard sell, making the consumer masses buy a scent based on the shopping loving exploits of Britain's best loved WAG, but somehow, surprisingly, Coleen managed to pull it off. Maybe it's because she put some thought into the scent rather than letting the brand managers do all the work, and has help in development from Robertet in Grasse. the fragrance says it is a 'young fresh citrus floral fragrance', and it definitely is one that will appeal more to the under twenty market. It's a cross between the impulse body sprays of my youth and a really palatable room deodorizer, but somehow the base notes of patchouli and amber and top notes of sweet orange make it a scent to remember, and not in the offensive sense. It will be available from August for £19.95 at most good stores.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 25, 2007 in Coleen McLoughlin | Permalink | Comments (2)

July 13, 2007 3:59 PM

Coleen goes green


Symmetrical faced Rooney gobbler, Coleen McLoughlin really cares about ver planet and stuff. 'Speaking' at the launch of her new perfume (possibly made from Polar Bear tears) Coleen said that people need to be more aware of the dangers of global warming.

"People don't do enough for the environment, that's for sure," Coleen explained. "If everyone does something, no matter how small, that helps. I think of the bad weather now and that's all because of global warming and it is a problem which needs to be dealt with."

Bloody typical. Animals are dying and she's whining about the weather.

Posted by mofgimmers on July 13, 2007 in Coleen McLoughlin | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 3, 2007 11:39 AM

In the news: Coleen McLoughlin is looking for real women and celebrities can't stop creating signature scents

_42110398_coleen_pa_203 -Coleen McLoughlin is looking for some real women to win a modelling contest! I'm made up to be able to give other women the same opportunities I have had' she says. Does this include offering them their pick of the footballing elite? [Easier ]

-Billie Piper must be feeling blue after the news her ex hubby Chris Evans is set to re marry. His wifey to be? Natasha Shishmanian. Not much is known about her other than she has a penchant for golf and berets. Third time lucky eh Chris? [Sky Showbiz ]

-It seems celebs can't get enough of marketing their pongs, as we have new fragrances from Kate Moss, Coleen McLoughlin, Mariah Carey, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera to look forward to. [Kiss and Makeup ]

-Lindsay Lohan turned 21.. in a bikini. It seems now the little ginger one has given up the booze she is making the most of daytime appearances, and enjoys sunning herself ; and getting out of bed before the witching hour.  [Pop Sugar ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 3, 2007 in Billie Piper, Coleen McLoughlin, Jessica Simpson, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (2)

June 28, 2007 11:34 AM

In the news: Coleen McLoughlin launches a perfume and the Germans say no to Tom Cruise

Coleen10 For those who missed out on the muddy goodness of Glastonbury, you can buy yourself some memorabilia if you wish.. with wristbands going for £41 on eBay! [eBay ]

-Remember that LA Sheriff who let Paris Hilton out of jail early? He's now issued a statement to try and curb the mockery he's undergoing due to his widely publicized overturned decision.“Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton’s medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I’m not going to let any inmate die in this jail. Everyone who goes in to serve county jail time is early released. If Ms. Hilton got preferential treatment, it’s that she spent more time in the county jail than the average inmate.” [Celebrity Rumours ]

-Coleen Mc Loughlin is to launch a new scent. One can only assume it will appeal to the aspirational WAg in waiting and have overtones of Asda and ambition. [Now ]

-The Germans have forbidden Tom Cruise access to film on their soil. And it's not just because they think the last mission impossible was a flop, its because he's a Scientologist; and the Germans don't like Scientologists. Fair enough. [Dotspotter]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 28, 2007 in Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (4)

April 2, 2007 12:02 PM

Coleen's 21st birthday party

Coleenmclaughlin03040607 Coleen McLoughlin's level of self indulgence makes me laugh. First, there was the biography where she tells her readers about how toned her thighs are, and now she's thrown herself a $500,000 21st birthday party where she gave her guests little cakes with her freakin' face on them. Her face. There aren't any photos of Coleen on her big night as she has signed a £1.5million deal with Hello! magazine where she'll reveal photos of her dress, and the fabulous guests that attended, including The Sugababes. However, I doubt Hello! will print photos of the guest that flashed a boob to photographers, or of Graeme Rooney eating McDonalds instead of Coleen's expensive buffet.

Posted by Cate on April 2, 2007 in Coleen McLoughlin | Permalink | Comments (2)

February 20, 2007 12:18 PM

Coleen has a biography...wopdee do.

Coleenmclaughlin03040607 Coleen McLoughlin has a biography coming out, called Collen: The Biography. (Please, everyone, try to control yourselves.) According to The Sun, critics are "amazed" at her transformation from "chip shop chav" to a "catwalk queen". The 20 year old's biography -which seems like an oxymoron in itself- gives such insight into her breathtakingly interesting life such her battles with her weight, "My body shape has changed so much. My thighs are more toned — they don’t wobble when I walk — and my waist is smaller at 27in." Are you trembling from the excitement? I am.

Fantastic. I'm so glad that she's been given loads of money to write about the past 20 years of her life, and how bloody hard it was for her to go from, "
a size 14 to a svelte 10 thanks to a gruelling health regime." She even  gives details of what she used to eat at McDonald's. Excuse me while I throw up every where.

How wonderful that we're supposed to care about her because of who her boyfriend is. She's 20, and lost some weight so that she wouldn't be called a "plump frump" anymore. How inspiring that she's written a book about how she changed how she looked and ate because of her boyfriend's fame. Way to inspire young girls, Coleen. I'm so thrilled the world finds it inspiring that someone would change everything about their appearance just to be accepted by the public, and because of who she's dating.

Posted by Cate on February 20, 2007 in Coleen McLoughlin | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 3, 2006 12:10 AM

Top Ten Stories - Nick Carter Still A Knob, And Janet Jackson Still Fame-Hungry

CartersimpsonNick Carter is still whining on and on about former flame Paris Hilton and how he was forced to cheat on her with Ashlee Simpson. Go back to cleaning out your rabbit hutch, Nick, you're boring us with your drivel.
Council flat tenants would vow not to watch the Jonathan Ross show anymore due to a jibe on last week's program, if they had television sets in the first place, that is.
Both desperate for fame, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are in talks to do a duet together at either the Oscars or Grammys. Let's hope for a nip-slip along this line.
Coleen McLoughlin claims she has the world's hardest job. Oh no, girlfriend, writing about tat like this and resisting to throw in numerous expletives is harder.
Anna Nicole Smith did not get married to her lawyer over the weekend, oh no, as if they would be that insensitive to her recently-dead son - no, they just went on a luxury yacht cruise with plenty of champers, is all.
Prattish Jude Law first begrudgingly claims to regret cheating on Sienna Miller, then backtracks, and says he thinks in the long run he did a good thing. Say what?
Sure, we've heard stories about Tom Cruise pushing Katie Holmes to lose her baby weight - but has she gone too far and Nicole-Richie like?
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears end their feud over who the hottest popstar was (face facts, Britters is well below Pink now, on the scale), with Christina giving Britney a $570 gift for her latest son's birth.
No surprises here, as James Blunt tops the funeral faves list - favourite song for a funeral, not favourite 'sleb to HAVE a funeral, sickos.
Could newly rehab-exited Robin Williams be back on the booze already?

Posted by Katherine on October 3, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 8, 2006 8:31 AM

Tabloid Tales: Wayne Rooney shows his gallant side in nightclub punch-up

Waynerooney_3 I don't usually make a habit of praising footballers who get involved in fights at swanky night-clubs. Especially not when it's Wayne Rooney. But today is different. Here's the story, as related in The Sun. Wayne knocked out Blackburn Rovers footballer Michael Gray with a single punch in the Panacea bar in Manchester. Without even getting up from his seat. That's laudable in itself, but wait till you hear why.

The paper says that Roo was out having a quiet drink with his better half Coleen and some other couples, but were pestered by a tanked-up Gray. Wayne kept his temper until, well, I'll let The Sun's witness tell the tale.

"It finally went off when he made the big mistake of suggesting a threesome with Coleen. Wayne whacked him without even getting from his seat. Gray hit the deck and by the time he stopped seeing stars he was removed by bouncers.”

Manchester United play Blackburn on 11th November. It could get quite tasty on the pitch if both men play, but Star Trip is firmly in Wayne's corner (not least because it's safer there).

Posted by Stu on September 8, 2006 in Coleen McLoughlin, Wayne Rooney | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 30, 2006 8:32 AM

Tabloid Tales: Don't spend like a WAG says, er, Coleen McLoughlin

Coleenshopping It's the ultimate case of 'do as I say, not as I do' really. Coleen McLoughlin's quoted in this morning's Sun giving advice to young girls, who she reckons should stop spending money like they're footballers' wives. "Apparently more young women are getting into debt because they try to shop and party like a footballer’s wife," she says. "If I heard of anyone doing that I’d tell them to get a grip."

I assume Col's going to make a stand by shopping exclusively in Primark for the next few months, to set a good example to those impressionably youngsters. Right?

Posted by Stu on August 30, 2006 in Coleen McLoughlin | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 10, 2006 9:30 PM

Kate Winslet Kicks Victoria Beckham's Skinny Arse Into Touch

Victoriabeckham_4 Poor Posh. As if having to return from shopping nirvana in Baden-Baden due to the rubbish football efforts of her hubby and his useless chums, Victoria Beckham has now been voted as having the least desirable body in Britain, by the readers of Closer. She narrowly edged out Kerry Katona and Jordan, apparently. Who has the best bod? Kate Winslet, followed by Charlotte Church, Keira Knightley, Coleen McLoughlin and Sienna Miller. No mixed messages there then. Most of the women I know think Posh has actually got the most desirable body in Britain anyway. At least, when he's not playing away in Madrid etc etc. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 10, 2006 in Charlotte Church, Coleen McLoughlin, Keira Knightley, Kerry Katona, Sienna Miller, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 20, 2006 3:55 PM

Coleen vs. Victoria For Battle As Number One WAG.

Coleen_2 Coleen McLoughlin has seriously put fellow footballers' wife Victoria Beckham's nose out of joint. Victoria, 32, is reported by Star magazine to be seething over Coleen's new place amongst the football WAGS and her continuing success as a fashionista. Victoria is so annoyed by her younger rival she's been calling in favours from designers like Roberto Cavalli and Donatella Versace, determined not to be outshone by tabloid favourite and all round good time girl Coleen.

During a WAG night out, instead of joining Coleen et al at the main table, Victoria and Cheryl Tweedy separated themselves from the pack and dined alone, supposedly discussing life in a girl band. Coleen and pals ran up a bar bill of £700, whilst the skinny popstar minnies spent just £47 on diet Coke and sushi. Way to enjoy yourselves, girls. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Coleen McLoughlin, On Heat, Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

Tales from the tabloids: Is it safer to text-message or smoke crack at 50mph?

Jadegoody_1Plenty of gossip in today's tabloids - some of it's even nothing to do with the World Cup...

  • Jade Goody is snapped text messaging while driving at 50mph, risking a £1,000 fine (oh, and a horrible painful death). “It’s outrageous, she is supposed to be a role model,” says an RAC spokesperson. Although he could be talking about the fact that she’s still famous.

  • The Mirror splashes on Corrie star Craig Charles doing a Doherty (i.e. a four-hour ‘crazed crack cocaine bender’) while being chauffeured back from work. Well, Betty’s hotpot does that to a man.

  • The Sun reckons England’s WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends) face a battle against Sweden’s FOFs (Fruar Och Flickvanner) today, although the Swedes are pessimistic. “They’re the underdogs because the WAGs are so famous,” says a Sweden ‘team source’.

  • The Star reveals that Big Brother housemate Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (hang on, isn’t she meant to be from the street?) has appeared on a “raunchy” website specialising in shots of ladies in uniform. They don’t print a link, as they’re promising “more sexy photos” tomorrow. Tsk.

  • England footballist Gary Neville is a soft-rocker, says The Mirror. He entertains his team-mates with songs by Elton John, Bon Jovi, Oasis and U2.  Let’s hope England aren’t Living On A Prayer tonight... Yes, I did make that up myself.

  • Ex Hearsay star Suzanne Shaw fortuitously manages to lean out of a balcony in her bra just as a paparazzo is walking past. Fancy that. The Star has the pic.

  • Finally, there's a heartwarming tale of a five-year-old girl who woke up from a coma when played James Blunt’s ‘Your Beautiful’. And no, it wasn’t listening to his album that put her to sleep in the first place, you harsh people.

Posted by Stu on June 20, 2006 in Big Brother, Coleen McLoughlin, Drug Scandals, Jade Goody, James Blunt, Sport Stars, Tabloid Tales, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (4)

June 19, 2006 9:54 AM

Cheryl Tweedy Voted Hottest WAG Over At The Sun

CherylOver at The Sun, their readers have been voting on the hottest English WAG (wife and girlfriend) of the World Cup, and the results have just come in. Pleasingly, the public don't seem to favour skin-and-bones Posh Beckham, as they placed Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Tweedy in at number one with 31% of the vote. Several unknown's followed, as robot-dancer Peter Crouch's girlfriend Abigail Clancy had 15%, Joe Cole's partner, Carly Zucker received 13%, and coming in laughably fourth, Victoria Beckham, with 8%. And what of Miss Chav herself, Colleen McLoughlin? The money-hungry Eastender was lubbed with a measly 4%, very surprising, considering it was the white van-driving Sun readers who were voting, after all. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 19, 2006 in Coleen McLoughlin, Girls Aloud, Sport Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)