July 27, 2007 3:18 PM

Courtney Love sets her sights on David Walliams

David Walliams, star of Little Britain and famed serial womaniser might find himself in a sticky situation soon enough as Courtney Love has declared her plans to bag him as her boything. Scary.

Each of the stars has a rather colourful relationship history with David being linked to nurse-gone-amateur pornstar Abi Titmuss and ex-Spice Girls mentalist Geri Halliwell. Courtney of course gained fame as the ex-wife of Kurt Cobain. But she seems to have gotten a taste for the Brits after being linked to Noel Fielding from BBC3 show The Mighty Boosh.

Courtney has apparently told pals that she wants Walliams to star in her new film about Nirvana - and hopes offering a role to the 35-year-old will help her to get close to him on set. A friend told the Daily Star: "She thinks he would be brilliant in it and says he is uber-fit. She's vowed to get her claws stuck into him and finds him hilarious."

Sounds like more of a threat than a request to me David. Run for the hills! (Oh, and have you seen her new teeth?!)

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 27, 2007 in Courtney Love, David Walliams, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (2)

September 13, 2006 11:12 AM

Lisa Snowdon is David Walliams' mystery 'Miss X'

No, I wasn't aware there was a mystery Miss X in Dave's life either, but apparently he tells all in the book that's just been released about Little Britain. The story: boy meets model-turned-TV-presenter, falls in lust love, but she dumps him, forcing boy to swim the Channel to cope with his distress. Something like that, anyway.

So, The Sun has unmasked the mystery Miss X today. It's Lisa Snowdon, you know, George Clooney's ex. "Yes, it's me. I'm Miss X," she tells the paper. "I was hoping no one would realise!" Because that would mean getting into the papers for some welcome publicity. Hang on...

Posted by Stu on September 13, 2006 in David Walliams | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 29, 2006 4:56 PM

Top Ten Stories

As if celebrities aren't already superior to us mere civilians, Natalie Portman dons her battle rags and enters the war zone of Israel, to visit her family despite the war with Hezbollah. Bring us back a souvenir, won't you love?
Thank the lord, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are reportedly civil with one another now. Is it too soon to suggest a threesome?
Owen Wilson-obsessives, time to hike down to your nearest Agent Provocateur, as he is apparently not bedding Kate Hudson, who is rumoured to be back with her homeless-looking husband.
Elton John proves he is walking ever closer along the path to senility and dementia, as he apparently wants to work 'with Pharrell, Timbaland, Snoop, Kanye, Eminem and just see what happens'. What happens, Elt, is that you'll wind up being shot.
Kevin Federline has landed a speaking role in CSI, where he'll be playing a 'threatening' teenager. At the tender age of...28?
More hope for Jennifer Aniston of staying Brad's parents' preferred choice of daughter-in-law, as they are offended by Angelina Jolie's drunk behaviour and 'tactless' personality at a recent birthday party for Maddox.
It's official, Suri Cruise will make her debut in the October issue of Vanity Fair.
At least the musical will be in keeping with the film version of Chicago, as fellow emaciated singer Ashlee Simpson is set to star as Roxie Hart, the part portrayed by Renee Zellweger in the film.
Not content with just stealing The Office from our fair shores, HBO are set to remake Little Britain to entertain Americans. Somehow I think the Vicky Pollard skits will be more of a real-life drama over there than a comedy.
And apparently Eminem is not a misogynistic so and so, he is, infact, channeling Buddha. Right...

Posted by Katherine on August 29, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Walliams, Elton John, Eminem, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 20, 2006 9:27 AM

David Walliams up for another award... but this time it's sporty!

Okay, so England flopped at the World Cup, our cricketers are struggling with injuries, the rugby's gone downhill, and Andrew Murray unaccountably failed to win Wimbledon at his second attempt. So who to vote for in the BBC's Sports Personality Of The Year contest? How about a comedian with proven ability to do the front crawl in the face of floating turds?

Yes, Little Britain star David Walliams is apparently now the second favourite to win the prize, having seen his odds slashed from 50/1 to 6/1 by bookie William Hill. Even with golfist Colin Montgomerie and footballer Steven Gerrard as the 9/2 favourites, I can't see either standing in the Walliams' way, unless Monty wins The Open this week, or Gerrard manages to sever both Cristiano Ronaldo's legs in a tough-but-fair tackle when Liverpool next play Man Utd. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 20, 2006 in David Walliams, Sport Stars, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)