November 9, 2007 3:42 PM
Ok, some people may have stopped buying calendars when they graduated from primary school, but there clearly is still a large market aimed at the post pubescent purchasers (mainly male, my investigations have revealed, but why should I judge?) so to cope with the demand there are a plethora of scantily clad celebs stripping off to make a quick buck. Hey, they have bigger Christmas lists to deal with OK? So let's see what will be adorning bedrooms around the country for the next year.
Number 1: The Spice Girls
Well January does follow their December sell out tour, and I'm sure there will be new tweens obsessed with them as well as all the old queens debating which Spice they most resemble.
Number 2: Kelly Brook
Well, she is super hot, and ahas just released a perfume, so it's no surprise she's making calendar pages. Oh and did I mention she just launched her latest sexy undies for New Look?
Number 3: Hollyoaks
Now these hot honeys are truly pin ups, after all they can act and strip which is quite a talent. After all, as gripping as the Hollyoaks storylines can be (who doesnt love the did she/didn't she sleep with her brother twist at the moment) we know that a fair majority of men nationwide just watch, well OK the McQueen sisters help a lot, but all the rest ares seriously gorgeous too.
Number 4: Girls Aloud
No longer the 'sound of the underground', these girls are mainstream hotties. With their name on everything from phones to underwear these Girls are hotly touted to make the Christmas No1, and the number 1 stocking filler!
Number 5: Jordan
Yes this big breasted lady will be making a stir in 2008, as always the lad mags favourite, Jordan a.k.a Katie Price has been hot to trot in 2007, with the launch of a fragrance, hair accessories and a Richard and Judy style chat show. Go Jordan!!
[ via World in Focus ]
September 27, 2007 10:19 AM
- Billie Piper's body is a big deal, or at least that's what the advertising would have you believe. Billie's role in 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl has her looking vampier than ever, a far cry from the girl next door Rose in Dr Who. [The Scotsman ]
-Halle Berry fears for her baby to be as she's received racist threats to her unborn child. She has now hired extra security guards to protect her after evil notes threatened the babe would be 'cut into thousand f pieces'. There are some serious sickos out there and our heart goes out to her. [Celebrity Mound ]
-Girls Aloud have entered the record books, an no, it's not because they won a prize for shortest skirts in a girl band. Instead they have somehow won the honour of 'Most consecutive top ten hits in the UK for a girl group'. Phew. This feat is now entered into the Guinness Book of records, stealing the title from former winners Destiny's Child. [Digital Spy ]
-Calum Best, serial Lothario hangs out with Big Brother star Channel Hayes.. without Ziggy. Has she succumbed to his dastardly charms? the pair were seen leaving in a cab together... [ Daily Mail ]
September 26, 2007 10:16 AM
-Kate Nash refuses to be labelled, as she says she's far to posh to be considered a chav. “I think the press really wanted me to be a chav because of the way I sing. I’m way too articulate to be a chav. I’m the new Posh, me.” [Daily Star ]
-Hot to trot Jessica Biel is set to play Wonder Woman (a stretch for her then) in the hotly touted Justice League of America. We can't wait for the skintight costume shots...[E ]
-Trailer trash superstar Courtney Love is in talks to design a clothing range. I'm envisaging a safety pinned Amy Winehouse meets Barbarella ensemble with added accessories from jilted boyfriends. Far be it for me to say she's unqualified, as she fights back at criticism with the following statement of her suitability as a future fashionista. 'I know a lot of people are doing lines but my first job, other than stripping, was on 'Mommie Dearest' as an assistant in wardrobe'. Um, OK. [Jezebel ]
-Keira Knightley may look super fine, but herself esteem is slightly less. She's bugged about her presence, and hates being called anorexic. "I haven't got a clue about how much I weigh. I do not own any scales. And I have noticed it creates an anger in people who are not skinny. People like to blame their insecurities on other people." [Daily China ]
September 25, 2007 10:21 AM
-Charlotte Church's little bundle of joy now has a name, Ruby Megan Henson. Aaah. She's bucked the celeb trend of choosing unfeasibly 'hip' names (Remember Apple, people?) and has gone for a sweet classic. [Sky Showbiz ]
-Lily Allen is getting some chemical loving, by chemical brothers star Ed Simons! A source said: “They are seeing more and more of each other and having a lot of fun. They have a lot in common. [The Sun ]
-Gwen Stefani reveals she wasn't always the rock chick she is now, preferring the Sound of Music to Top of the Pops in her youth. "I think I've been able to fool a lot of people into thinking I'm pretty hip, but in reality I'm just a big dork," laughs Gwen. "I'll never change. I was never a cheerleader in school, I never had lots of friends. I was just a big nerd really." [Belfast T ]
-Mariah Carey does have impressive assets, and so it's understandable that she needs people to keep them under control, and her entourage includes a breast tape assistant amongst the bodyguards and make up artists. The special lady is only concerned about Mariah's boob cleavage, what a job, eh? [Entertainment Wise ]
September 24, 2007 10:39 AM
- Charlotte Church gives birth to a bonny little girl. Gavin has informed people that Charlotte gave birth to a beautiful baby girl at home on Thursday night. Gavin was there at the birth, which is admirable though we can bet the Voice of an Angel star probably hit all the high notes. [RTE ]
-Britney Spears has another possible setback in her ongoing custody case, the infamous title of 'celebrity worst mother'. We at Star Trip of course aren't to surprised as we already assigned her a place in our polls not to long ago, and Kerry Katona was second with the Jade Goody monster in third place. By placing Jade in third I have to admit to losing credulity for the voters as surely Asda loving Kerry can't be considered worse than children, what children, Jade? [Digital Spy ]
-George Clooney has fractured a rib in a motorcycle accident. thankfully the Oceans 13 (and 11, and 12) star hasn't suffered any permanent damage, but this will probably teach him to stop pretending he's still a 20 something. His girlfriend, Larson, also broke her foot, but so far no injury claims have been made. [Reuters ]
-Noel Gallagher is one prod parent. Of course, every new father tends to think their bouncing bundle of joy the number one lad in the world, and every gurgle and cry they make revered and looked upon as the first and most profound mutterings ever, well Noel of course has to go one step further and pronounce his one week old son a legend. 'He shall go by the name of Donovan Rory MacDonald Gallagher and he will be a legend. Give thanks and praise', he texted friends. [Zee News ]
September 21, 2007 10:00 AM
- Keira Knightley might have established her name with Hollywood blockbuster films such as the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy and King Arthur, but the actress with body issues (she did call herself “big”) is keen to move away from them. She says, "I can't imagine ever doing another one. I had five months off from Pirates during the summer last year, when I made Silk and Atonement, and it was so great - I want to be able to explore emotions in smaller projects." So she wants to blight quality, mature films with her ‘acting’ instead of expensive American ones – got it. [IMDb]
- Paul Weller has defended tabloid favourite Amy Winehouse, calling her a “great role model.” The Modfather, who has worked with Wino in the past, is obviously hoping for a musical reunion: "She is an amazing, great talent and, despite what all the papers say, she is a great role model for people and I don't think the drugs and the drink and all that make a scrap of difference really." Tell that to the fans she regularly disappoints by cancelling her gigs. [Female First]
- Obviously determined to make the nation feel nauseous, Sharon Osbourne has been talking about her and husband Ozzy’s sex life. According to the X Factor judge, Ozzy is “like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.” An image guaranteed to make stomachs lurch. [The Sun]
- Kerry Katona hasn’t been in the papers for a few days now and so has opted for the failsafe headline grabber: badmouth another celebrity. Over to Kerry: “I can't believe that stupid cow Jodie Marsh has married Matt Peacock. I think she's spent her whole life trying to be Jordan and now she's married Kate's ex. She's got sloppy seconds. How low can you go?” I don’t know Kerry, you tell me. [Now magazine]
Posted by Katie Button on September 21, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Keira Knightley, Kerry Katona, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 20, 2007 10:53 AM
- Amy Winehouse scooped the prize for best female at last night’s MOBO awards. Beating Jamelia, Joss Stone, Corinne Bailey Rae and Beverley Knight to the honour, the bee-hived wild-child not only made it to the awards ceremony, but performed as well. Reports say she was a bit rubbish though. Damn – so close. [The Daily Mail]
- Kylie’s big comeback continues with news that the pint-sized pop princess will be performing at next year’s Brit Awards. The show’s organisers are also in talks with Robbie Williams, with rumours that he will come back ‘from the ‘dead’ by rising from a coffin. Can’t he just take the hint? [The Sun]
- Now I’m no Jamelia fan and frankly hate that Superstar song, but the long-legged diva has earned some brownie points by speaking out against the size zero craze: 'People like Nicole [Richie] are hyped as being stylish but they're emaciated. Why would anyone want to look like that?' Why indeed. [Now magazine]
- TV weather girl Sian Lloyd and Joseph star Lee Mead have won this year’s awards for Rear of the Year. The vote was in support of the Beating Bowel Cancer charity and at 49, Sian is the oldest recipient to be decorated for her derriere. Just proves that if you’ve got it, flaunt it! [The Daily Snack]
[Image via Getty]
Posted by Katie Button on September 20, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Gossip Rag Roundup, Kylie Minogue, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Robbie Williams, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)
September 19, 2007 10:44 AM
- We all know J-Lo has plenty of junk in her trunk but does the star now have a bun in the oven? The singer/ actress who had been trying to get knocked up for the past few years by hubbie Marc Anthony could even be expecting twins. A source revealed: “the test calculated that she was about 12 weeks pregnant. The way the foetus is lying made it difficult for the doctor to tell if there was more than one baby in there." Let’s hope she’s in the family way and it’s not just some trapped wind. [IMDb]
- If the drugs rumours circulating about Jodie Kidd prove true, the model could be set to lose up to £500,000 in modelling contracts. So far Jodie has kept quiet on her reported cocaine habit – come on girl, let’s hear your side of the story. [the Daily Mail]
- Another Hollywood star keen to get up the duff is Brad Pitt’s lady friend Angelina Jolie. Busy collecting her Benetton collection of children, the Tomb Raider star mistakenly thought she was pregnant, only to be told by her doctor that she is too thin to conceive. Get scoffing those biccies now! [The Sun]
- Now that she’s had to abstain from the booze during her pregnancy, Charlotte Church has realised that she was pretty unpleasant when rat-arsed. Speaking to Cosmo the Welsh diva confessed that pregnancy “made me realise what a bad drunk I was. I would get nasty, aggressive and jealous. Drinking doesn't suit any of the women in my family.” Let’s hope she stays off it once she's given birth. [Now magazine]
Posted by Katie Button on September 19, 2007 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, Charlotte Church, Drug Scandals, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Jennifer Lopez, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 18, 2007 11:44 AM
- Everyone is abandoning the sinking ship that is Britney Spears's career. Her manager Jeff Kwantinez has quit and so has her attorney, Laura Wasser who has been representing Britters throughout her custody battle with ex Kevin Federline. Maybe she should advertise for some replacements on YouTube like P Diddy. [People]
- “Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I’m twice the size, height and everything else, of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part. When you realize that I am, at my size, one of the largest actresses there, you start to think, ‘I don’t think it’d be healthy for me to stay here much longer.” - Keira Knightley. Is she getting herself confused with someone else or does she have one of those wobbly fun-house mirrors? [Perez Hilton]
- Victoria Beckham is not going to be throwing any welcome parties for new L.A. resident Rebecca Loos. Mrs. Beckham is said to be devastated that her hubbie’s reported past bit-on-the-side is moving in on her turf and possibly jeopardising her acting aspirations. As an Oscar was practically her’s, eh? [Digital Spy]
- I love Dave Grohl. Not in a creepy stalker way, but even non Foo Fighters or Nirvana fans have got to hand it to the guy – he’s got style. And just to prove my fan worship worthy, the rock god has spoken out against socialite/ sex video star Paris Hilton: "Paris is f***ing lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." Yeah, I’ll bet she does too after that outburst. [The Sun]
Posted by Katie Button on September 18, 2007 in David Beckham, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Keira Knightley, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)
September 17, 2007 10:52 AM
- After winning last year’s X Factor, Leona Lewis seemed to disappear. Now the warbling wannabe is back with new single Bleeding Love out in October. For your first listen click on the link – but please note you will be exposing yourself to a girly ballad. You have been warned. [Perez Hilton]
- A new week, a new Amy Winehouse story. The big-haired, ballet pump loving songstress was spotted with a blood-stained cloth wrapped around her hand as she exited a cab in Chelsea. Could it be this season’s must-have accessory? [Daily Mail]
- Is this the end of 50 Cent? The rapper
promised threatened to retire if rival Kanye West’s album, Graduation, sold better than his, Curtis, when both were released on the same day. In the UK, it’s one-nil to Kanye and early sales in the US seem to be following suit. Better start working on your get-out clause, eh Fiddy? [BBC]
- "Recently I've been emotionally unstable, eating a lot and have been walking round with a massive smile on my face.” Apparently that’s what pregnancy does to Radio 1 presenter Sara Cox, who has announced she is expecting her second child. Congrats! [the Metro]
September 14, 2007 10:40 AM
- Irish heartthrob Colin Farrell has deep pockets as shown by him taking homeless chum Stress on a shopping trip in Toronto. The actor shelled out over £1000 on the man telling assistants: "Get him anything he wants. Whatever he needs.” Now you mention it Colin, there are one or two things I could do with. [the Daily Mail]
- Hell’s Kitchen might have taught model and WAG Abbey Clancy a thing or two about nouveau cuisine, but she knows what she likes. The girlfriend of footie star Peter Crouch has admitted since leaving the show that “I’m sick of rich food. I want some normal food, like beans on toast or a ham sandwich.” Sounds good to me. [The Sun]
- Coleen McLoughlin is desperate for her parents to leave their home in Liverpool after the shooting of school boy Rhys Jones. Having endured years of death threats against her loved ones, Coleen is hoping they will move in with her and fiancé Wayne Rooney in Cheshire. I'm sure they could pay their way, doing the ironing or something.[Now magazine]
- Usually seen scuffing about in battered trainers and colourful dresses, Lily Allen has gone glam for an advert for the Braun Satin Hair range. I wouldn’t mess with her while brandishing some heavy hair-straighteners, would you? [the Metro]
September 13, 2007 9:47 AM
- If young blondes in cheerleader outfits are your thing, then good news: Heroes actress Hayden Panettierre is now available. The pint-sized star has ended her relationship with Stephen Coletti and is now free and single. Form an orderly queue boys. [TMZ]
- That VMAs fiasco refuses to die, with everyone still busy dissecting the wreck that was former pop princess Britney Spears. Now sources close to the star have revealed that she applied an ab-defining spray tan before the show to “create the illusion of more tone.” Having fled from the stage after her act screaming that she was a “fat pig”, I guess Britney didn’t think it worked. [Us magazine]
- Someone hoping to make a more considered comeback is Kylie Minogue. New single 2 Hearts is scheduled for a November release with an album later that month. Dig out your hot pants girls! [Perez Hilton]
- Ben Mills from last year’s X Factor (you remember him, the one with the tatty long hair and gravelly voice) has turned his back on the ITV1 singing contest. He has rejected an offer to appear on this year’s series and has sought to distance himself from the show, urging people to forget he was on it. All too easily done Ben. [Digital Spy]
Posted by Katie Button on September 13, 2007 in Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Kylie Minogue, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 12, 2007 12:08 PM
- Kylie has been spotted with a new strawberry blonde bob hairstyle. Looking good lady! [The Sun]
- Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson is set to appear in the upcoming Sex and the City movie as Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant. She needs an assistant? Why didn’t she advertise on YouTube like P Diddy? [IMDb]
- The Beckhams have topped Radar magazine’s poll of the most over-hyped people on the planet. David was described as an "overpaid soccer star" while Victoria was labelled a "pointless collection of body parts.” Still, as long as she carries a donor card she could prove useful one day. [Digital Spy]
- Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching an assault on our ears with their cover of Aqua’s cheese fest hit Barbie Girl. Let’s hope it charts as well as other BB star’s singles, anyone remember Craig from BB1's Xmas ditty? [the Daily Mail]
Posted by Katie Button on September 12, 2007 in Big Brother, David Beckham, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kylie Minogue, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)
September 11, 2007 12:12 PM
- Tamsin Outhwaite is swapping Hotel Babylon for life as a yummy mummy. The former Eastender is sad to say goodbye to the BBC1 hotel drama but is keen to start a family. Does that mean the Beeb will axe it? Fingers crossed. [The Daily Record]
- Charlotte Church wants Prince William to make an honest girl of Kate Middleton and march her down the aisle. And why? So the press will stop hounding her and her fella, that Welsh rugby guy. Is that really the only solution? [The Royalist]
- Kelly Osbourne’s West End debut in musical Chicago had mother Sharon in tears. We’re sure she won’t be the only one. [Now magazine]
- Third time’s the charm for Ulrika Jonsson who is set to marry new boyfriend Brian Monet. A spokesperson has revealed that “Ulrika wants a really low-key wedding.” So that’s only a ten page spread in OK! rather than the 20? [Digital Spy]
Posted by Katie Button on September 11, 2007 in Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kelly Osbourne, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)
September 7, 2007 10:59 AM
-Victoria Beckham and hubby David have been nominated for a comedy award by lads mag Loaded based on their attempts to conquer the USA. Sweet, sweet irony. [BBC ]
-Kelly Osbourne is to host a new show on Radio 1. She will host Radio 1's Surgery - part of the new "teen zone" on Sunday evenings. [RTE ]
-Springsteen tickets sell out- 10,000 in eight minutes. Gosh, I guess he's still got it. [4ni ]
- Chelsy is not happy with Prince Harry after he kept her waiting for 45 minutes when she arrived in the UK. That's not good going considering she's moving country for him. Uh oh. [Telegraph ]
September 6, 2007 11:25 AM
-Amy Winehouse denies rumours that she and her hubby will end up dead like Sid Vicious and his girlfriend Nancy Spungen. "We are not going to end up like them," Amy told The Sun. "We're in love and have everything to live for."[Digital Spy ]
-Jordan and Kerry Katona play nice and make friends again. Despite criticizing Kerry's partner Mark Croft she says,"I wish Kerry luck for the wedding. I hope she has a really good day."[The Sun ]
-Kate Middleton has quit her job at Jigsaw to become a full time photographer. “It was fun but she wants a new challenge. She is committed to becoming a photographer, " says a source. [Fametastic ]
-Scarlet Johansson is to star in a new Diamond heist movie called Brilliance. She will be reunited with Sam Bayer, the director from her video with Justin Timberlake. Bayer said: "It's about diamond thieves, and we start shooting this winter." [RTE ]
September 4, 2007 10:59 AM
-Brad Pitt has been attacked by a crazed fan! The woman grabbed the father of four at the Venice Film Festival and she ran out of the crowd and grabbed him, much to his obvious embarrassment. TMZ ]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal is the sexy new model for hot lingerie brand Agent Provocateur. She looks mighty fine![Agent Provocateur]
-George Michael is writing a song for the Spice Girls Reunion. An insider says, “The girls are thrilled to be in talks with George … he’s one of the most talented songwriters around.” [MTV ]
September 3, 2007 11:01 AM
In the news: Keira Knighgtley likes kissing her Atonement co star and Courtney Love denies dissing Amy Winehouse
- Courtney Love says she never dissed Amy Winehouse! "I said no such thing. I care deeply about her talent, I love this record tons, but I wouldn't comment even if I did have any knowledge. She hasn't hurt anyone I care for and she hasn't hurt me. My deepest apologies to anyone who believes this nonsense".[NME ]
-Is this the strangest love match of the decade? Pouty Renee Zellweger and wrinkly Paul Mc Cartney have been spotted being intimate on a dinner date! [Monsters and Critics ]
-Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have ended their 3 year relationship. 'It's been rocky for a while,' says a source. [IOL ]
-Keira Knightley has kissed some of the worlds hottest men, but apparently her Atonement co-star is the best snog so far. "James [McAvoy] is the best kisser ever!" she says. Sadly he's married! [MetroMix ]
August 31, 2007 12:17 PM
- Who doesn't like lusting after fresh faced 16 year olds? Zac Efron, star oh High School Musical 2 is ever so cute, and if he's hot now, just imagine when he's drink legal... Mmm.[Daily Mail ]
-Mel B's been blushing lately, as she was showed upon the Jimmy Kimmel show. When asked about her fellow celebrities from Dancing with the Stars she admitted she didn't know any of them, not even fellow Brit Jane Seymour! [Sky Showbiz ]
-Keira Knightley says she is sickened by drunk celebrities. "The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They're real people proving they're s**ttier than everybody else because they don't even wear knickers.” Well said Keira! [India Times ]
- Rustlers is signing Gemma Atkinson to promote their microwave snacks for the campaign 'Eat Late, Eat Safe', to stop oven fires. [Now ]
August 30, 2007 10:39 AM
-Our favourite Umbrella ella ella singer Rihanna has a hot new man, none other than Shia LeBoeuf. She's been seen having romantic meals with the Transformers Star. [MTV ]
-Lily Allen got a little carried away at the carnival this weekend, pushing Kray off stage! In retaliation he poured a beer on her head. What goes around comes around Lil. [TMZ ]
-Pete Doherty is set for the least challenging role of his career to date; that of a zombie! Josh Wheedon, author of Buffy the Vampire Slayer wants Pete to act in Ripper, a zombie spin off show. [Digital Spy ]
-French and Saunders have a fabulous new sketch planned, and this one targets Amy Winehouse and Britney in their normal off the wall humour. [Standard ]
August 29, 2007 11:24 AM
-Amy Winehouse's father in law urges fans to boycott her concerts. He's worried about her drug taking and his sons involvement with it all. "I think they both need to get medical help before one of them, if not both of them, eventually will die," he said. [BBC ]
-Madonna has had a lucky break in her ongoing adoption struggle as a Malawi social worker is being sent to assess the suitability of Madge's home. I'm sure Jacuzzis and the gyms will prove up to scratch. [Now ]
-Are Nadine Coyle and Jesse Metcalfe back on again? Some say yes, some say no. Even her father, Niall Coyle doesn't seem to be in the loop. "Sure why would I know anything about that?" he asked. "It's not any of my business. I can't say whether they are back together or not." [BT ]
-So Pete Doherty didn't show for Get Loaded in the Park. Well that's a surprise and a half. Organisers says that he "was never 100 percent, but they kept a slot for him just on case". "[NME ]
August 28, 2007 11:09 AM
-Owen Wilson, star of such movies as Blades of Glory and Starsky and Hutch is apparently on suicide watch after reportedly slashing his wrists. "I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time," he says.[NY news ]
-Simon Cowell denies fellow X Factor judges Danni Minogue and Sharon Osbourne are arguing with eachother. "I've been with them throughout the auditions and I just don't see it. Unless I'm the most naïve person in the world, there are no rows." [Ireland Online ]
-Cheryl Cole bitches about the Spice Girls comeback and does a great impression of anti sisterly love. "We could hardly go out as Girls Aloud when we're old and wrinkly. We would have to call ourselves Old Girls Aloud – and that would never do," she says about the Spice reunion. [Daily Mail ]
- Who's Cameron Diaz dating now?b First it was John Mayer, then Crisis Angel, and now it's apparently Bradley Cooper. Woah, slow down girl! [D-Listed ]
Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 28, 2007 in Cameron Diaz, Dannii Minogue, Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)
August 24, 2007 11:13 AM
-Nicole Richie's been released from jail, after serving 82 minutes of a four day sentence. A spokesperson says, “She was processed into the jail system, she was highly cooperative and she was released.” How dandy for her. [Just Jared ]
-You'd think Pete Doherty would be counting his lucky stars on walking free from jail and vowing never to get into such trouble again. Well you'd be wrong, as a photographer now alleges that alleges Doherty assaulted her and ' she was left with bruises and had clumps of her hair missing after the scuffle with Doherty.' [Herald ]
-All is not well with Amy Winehouse and hubby as reports mentiona very public bust up, and screming and shouting in their hotel toom that has led to injuries! More pics to follow. [D listed ]
-Ryan Phillipe is thinking of taking his career in another direction; that of teaching. He reveals, "If I ever gave up acting, I'd probably teach - that's something I've always thought about, and I might do yet."
[Digital Spy ]
August 23, 2007 11:12 AM
-I find it strange how a white pop star can somehow be nominated for three MOBO's, then again, with Amy Winehouse I have started to find nothing out the ordinary in anything she does. Apparently her sound represents the best of black music, whatever that means. [The Independent ]
-Britney Spears has pulled out of a secret duet deal with Justin Timberlake, so secret that I hadn't even heard that it was in the works, so it's rather non news dontcha think? What I find more exciting is that she's been talking to her ex again. [Digital Spy ]
-Danni Minogue professes a love of the X Factor. She tells how she loves being a judge and how excited she is at watching promising new talent. "The youngest kids are amazing. They are so talented and fearless. The ones I love most are the ones that are neither cocky nor scared to show their vulnerability. We have also seen some amazing groups. I personally hope we can find the next Spice Girls." [MEN ]
-Dirty Pretty Things have a new gig lined up, at a rather unusual venue: Pentonville Prison. They plan to play to inmates there as part of a drive by the Samaritans to highlight vulnerable young men. Not everyone thinks it is a good thing though, as Mr Newman, a member of local Islington says, 'I don't actually know if the band are any good- maybe it's exactly what the prisoners deserve. perhaps they should get James Blunt down for a few sessions- that would be adequate torture.' [Islington Gazette ]
August 22, 2007 11:55 AM
-Naomi Campbell fights racism in fashion. "It's a pity that people don't appreciate black beauty," she says. [The Guardian ]
-Mel B is saying her new husband is a gentle kind loving soul that wouldn't kick a puppy, when court papers label him an "aggressive, violent, woman batterer". Talk about rose tinted spectacles.. [ TMZ ]
-Oh dear god, Paris Hilton is to release a second book, as clearly one autobiography is not enough for the heiress. I'm guessing it will focus on what she has learnt in jail. [Popcrunch ]
-Kevin Federline is lined up to star in One Tree Hill! He says he's 'really excited but won't let it interfere with his kids. Yeah, whatever. [The Superficial ]
August 21, 2007 11:27 AM
- Pete Doherty is back in court again today, charged with breaking bail conditions. He was arrested yesterday, accused of possessing restricted substances. Oo-er. [NME ]
-Keira Knightley is a girl after our won heart, not letting fame and fortune change her one whit. "It frightens me when kids go, 'I want to be famous'," she said. "Why? Because you can get into a restaurant? You know what? If you book, you can get into a restaurant! 'I want to be rich and famous'. Go and work on the stock market." [RTE ]
-Louis Walsh claims credit for X Factor success. He says his return to the show is the reason for the ground breaking 11 million that tuned in . "Well I wouldn't want to say, 'I told you so', but I think nearly 11 million people is a fair indication that Simon should never have sacked me." [This is london ]
-Jessie Wallace hasn't left the leopard skin dresses that Kat Slater used to wear totally behind her, as she may be airing them out for her new role as an Essex girl in ITV's Wild at Heart. [The Sun ]
August 20, 2007 11:42 AM
-The Lohan parents have finally reached an agreement int their divorce/custody proceedings. The couple best known for famously exploiting their offspring and acting like teenagers will finally be over within 60 days. I'm sure Lindsay is breathing a sigh of relief. [BBC ]
-Now Harry Potter has ended what's next for J.K. Rowling? Some might think that being a mega millionaire was enough of a reason to lay down the pen forever, but our intrepid writer thinks not; her next work? A crime novel! She's been spotted scribbling in various Edinburgh cafes. Watch this spot... [Digital Spy ]
-Far be it for sexy popstrel Pink to rise above bitchy comments that characterize girl bands such as Girls Aloud and the Pussycat Dolls. No, instead she joins in with the throng; her latest line of attack, poor lil Britney Spears. In her set at the V festival she changed the lyrics of her song from 'tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears: she's so pretty', to 'she's so crazy'. [NME ]
-There are rumours that Girls Aloud may split, due to the re-awakened romance between Nadine Coyle and love rat Jesse Metcalfe. Bookmakers Paddy Power are offering odds of 2/1 that the popular girl band will announce they're splitting by the end of the year. Nadine has even bought a house in LA to be closer to Jesse. [Belfast Tel ]
August 17, 2007 11:14 AM
- Look as pretty as a peach (es Geldof) in the Dotti fashion range. Peaches Geldof is now the face of quirky Australian fashion range as 'her style is how our customers dress'.[Entertainment ]
-Myleene Klass has given birth to a baby girl, 3 and a half weeks early! Myleene went into labour on the way home from presenting her BBC show. Thankfully now she's popped the sprog she can't give any more interviews about how 'glowing' she feels being preggers. [Daily Mail ]
-Tony Blair is to write a memoir of his time at the top. He's nabbed himself the same lawyer that negotiated Clinton's £6 million book deal, so I guess he's hoping for a fair whack. [Times ]
-Christian Slater reveals that he still fancies Winona Ryder. They met on the set of Heathers in 1989 and had a brief romance. 'I love her. I've never gotten over the crush I had on her then. She is still the woman of my dreams', he reveals. [Now ]
August 16, 2007 11:48 AM
-Is Halle Berry preggers? It's rumoured that she's two months up the duff from Gabriel Aubry. We hear that she's worried about what effect her diabetes will have on her pregnancy and she's trying to be extra healthy. [D listed ]
-The King is dead but his spirit lives on. 30 years after Elvis's death fans commemorate him with a candlelight vigil outside his Memphis home, Graceland. Approximately 75,000 fans have gathered there in the biggest vigil ever. [BBC ]
-Sexy Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry's girlfriend is set to study at one of our hallowed institutions, the party capital that is Leeds University. She'll be nearer her boyfriend and will have the chance to 'experience the 24 hour party that is Leeds', says an ex student. [Sky Showbiz ]
-You can own some vintage rock memorabilia, straight from the hands of Noel Gallagher or the Kings of Leon. They are selling signed guitars and t-shirts on eBay to raise money for charity. personally I think I'd go for Johnny Borrell's skinny jeans, oh yeah.. [NME ]
August 8, 2007 11:20 AM
-Pete Doherty remains free! The judge gave him no jail time for his admitted DUI and has given him till September to assess himself. [D Listed ]
-Apparently Amy Winehouse it to create her own line of clothing. She's been approached by Calvin Klein who feel she is perfect for their new line of crack whore clothes which include short shorts and t shirts with that special unwashed look. [Agent Bedhead ]
-Live and let loose... Former Bond girl Jane Seymour, 56, is being taken to court by her neighbours who want to stop the 'wild parties' taking place in her home and disturbing their rest. Wild parties at 56? good on you girl. [The Times ]
-Lindsay Lohan goes back into rehab again. Yawn. Someone give that girl a slap, and a good talking to. It's like watching a cra crash in motion.. no, wait, she did that too.Will her time in Utah sort her out? We doubt it. [Hecklerspray ]
August 7, 2007 10:43 AM
- Madonna may lose her malawi child as rumours have started that she paid for the adoption inspectors flights and made improper payments to him. Uh oh. [Just Jared ]
- Jordan's never shy about sharing, and her latest news release? She has got back into shape after her pregnancy without even trying! Whilst other women force down lettuce Jordan's booty has reshaped itself as she is to busy mummying to eat! She plans to have another baby girl, 'this one will be called Twinkle!' after she has her boobs redone in December. [Daily India ]
-Kate Middleton pulls out of the cross channel boat race after fears arose for her safety. [BBC ]
-Lily Allen has been refused entry to the USA! She had to endure a strip search and a five hour interrogation into her criminal record before sending her back. [Metro ]
August 6, 2007 11:40 AM
-Is Robbie Williams planning to rejoin Take That? He's been spotted meeting with Gary Barlow for cosy chats, after the pair haven't talked for 11 years! Could a reunion be in the works? [ Metro ]
-That Kerry Katona doesn't seem to be a lucky gal lately., not only having to cope with armed robbers in her own home, she now has to face another broken marriage, with hubby Mark Croft kicked out of her house after reports he cheated on her and an ongoing custody battle with ex hubby Bryan McFadden where the latest drama is him trying to make her do a drugs test. Phew. Give the girl a break! [Daily Mail ]
-Sexy star Thandie Newton reveals how she has battled bulimia for years. She talks candidly about how she used to survive on nothing but cottage cheese and how her knuckles are bruised from putting her fingers down her throat. [TMZ ]
-Sexy Sarah Jessica Parker bemoans the damage stilettos have done to her body. 'My knees are shot', she reveals in an exclusive interview. [Holy Moly ]
August 3, 2007 11:52 AM
-Reese Witherspoon is the new face of Avon, a brand formerly associated with old ladies and lavender scented talcum powder. She is their new 'global ambassador' and will bring a much needed edge and style to this classic range. [Celebitchy ]
-Kate Nash has a lot to smile about, having just reached Number 1 in the mid week pop charts. She talks about how she's never had a proper boyfriend but says, ' I may not have had a long-term relationship, but every-one's had strange friendships that they don't really know what they are, I know I have, so I use that, and I've seen my friends go through different things too'.Um, OK..[ MEN ]
-Lily Allen seems to back to her old antics, mouthing off and allegedly attacking photographers. It was reported she kicked a photographer who was trying to snap her, but Lily's management denies this these claims. 'It is completely untrue. He was jumping all over everyone. He was really in her face', they said. We'll see. [MSN ]
-Has Jessica Biel cheated on Justin Timberlake? Though the couple aren't official yet, they're close enough for him to call her a 'lovely girl', so he may not be best pleased when he hears she spent the weekend canoodling with her ex at a wedding while he was off touring Europe.[2Snaps ]
August 2, 2007 11:39 AM
-Prince doesn't seem to be a fan of Madonna, perhaps because he feels the world doesn't have room for both their ego's? At his concert last night he said, 'I got so many hits y'all can't handle me. I got more hits than Madonna's got kids.'. Considering she hasn't adopted that many I think he may have been doing himself a disservice. [NME ]
-The notoriously depressed Lily Allen seems to be happy for once, smiling and laughing as she poses in a panda costume , which she plans to wear on stage. Her blog which is usually full of suicidal ramblings now as a more upbeat tone, saying, ' I have had a wonderful few weeks, playing Glastonbury was the singularly most bestest moment of my entire life, and made me realise what this is all about.' Bless. [The London Paper ]
-Paris Hilton is to create a range of shoes! The heiress has long since bemoaned the lack of pretty pumps to cover her size 9 feet, so now she is taking on the designer world and creating her own! Expect lots of pink and satin... [Catwalk Queen ]
-Christina Aguilera's feeling poorly, pulling out of some of her scheduled gigs as she's under the weather.. or is just morning sickness? Though she isn't on record as being pregnant she clearly has a baby bump and has been talking about her motherhood plans with the media. 'I definitely want my children to know Spanish', she says. [Perez Hilton ]
August 1, 2007 11:10 AM
-We've ummed and ahhed about whether twiglet Nicole Richie was actually pregnant and now in an 'exclusive' she reveals to Diane Sawyer that she's four months pregnant. Not that the babe will be malnourished or anything... [ABC ]
-Kirsten Dunst doesn't seem to be winning any friends in her new Islington home, as residents have complained of how noisy the Spiderman star is. [Monsters and Critics ]
_Tragedy strikes the Jordan house as both she and her orange lover Peter Andre are mystified at the ginger tint to their daughter's hair. Princess Tiaamii is blue eyed and ginger haired but they declare they will 'love her anyway', then filled us in on the intimate details of their sex life. Nice. [The Sun ]
-There may be trouble in Brangelina land with reports of the couple arguing and spending time apart, while on holiday! Bard is said to be angry with Angelina's constant weight loss and has purchased a bachelor pad of his own in Berlin. [Metro ]
July 31, 2007 10:59 AM
- Jennifer Aniston is leaving the sunny shores of LA for the East Coast high life. She's been spotted browsing for apartments in Manhattan with Isla Fisher, and is planning to move before the end of the year. [Popsugar ]
-Prince Harry gets some hot jungle action as he strolls through Africa with girlfriend Chelsy. The couple were seen canoodling and enjoying the outdoors, with all thought of his supposed 'fling' with a bar-girl forgotten. [NOTW ]
-Britney shows us that she still manages to keep her class, by straddling a strippers pole in torn fishnets. Uh huh. [Egotastic ]
-Don't worry Lindsay, it's not all over for you yet! Donald Trump has requested that the wild child participate on Celebrity Apprentice, where he 'will straighten her out'. On the other hand, it's a chance to publicly fire the ginger menace once and for all.. [The Sun ]
July 30, 2007 11:18 AM
-Who'd have thought someone as publicity shy as Richard Branson would ever have indulged in mile high romps at the tender age of 18. Then again, who's more surprised that the whisker wearing entrepreneur actually manged to pull? It's a toss up.'The problem with plane loos generally is that they are very small, and the acrobatics can’t take too long because there’s no room and people start banging on the door', reminisces Sir Richard. That must be why the Virgin planes have a larger loo than standard... [The Sun ]
-Poor little rich girl Paris Hilton has just lost out on a $51 million inheritance as her grandfather is embarrassed by her TV/prison/up the skirt antics. Instead he plans to give her windfall to charity instead. Never mind Paris, one more scandal and you'll have enough cash in advertising condoms and bibles that you won't feel the loss. [News Sawf ]
-Nicole Richie is sentenced.. finally. She has been ordered to serve a puny four days in jail, despite trying to whip up public sympathy by a possibly phantom pregnancy. When asked to comment on her baby bump the deputy district attorney said: "I don't have any information on that". [RTE ]
-Usher's on off wedding plans were definitely OFF again as mere hours before the wedding on Saturday the groom was calling it off, leaving the 100 or so guests fairly embarrassed and awkward. Among the now non attending crew were Beyonce and Jay Z as well as Janet Jackson. No one knows how ex bride and mother to be of his baby Tameka Foster is feeling but we're guessing she's not thrilled by this last minute ditch. [People ]
July 27, 2007 10:13 AM
- The lovely Claire Danes reveals more than planed when she experiences the dreaded celebrity nip slip, popping out of her top while being interviewed for MTV Canada. Oops. [Egotastic ]
-Kate Nash likes Lily Allen, she just doesn't want to be Lily. She says she finds the constant comparisons annoying and that 'it's lazy journalism and also quite sexist that there's not enough room for more than one female singer songwriter from London'. That's us told then. [Music Rooms ]
-Apparently Johnny Depp is planning to marry long term lover and mother of his two children, Vanessa Paradis. They've been together for nine years so it's really about time he made a honest woman out of her. [Dotspotter ]
-Paris Hilton is finally bowing to pressure by her neighbours and leaving her Hollywood Hills mansion. Her 3,000 square foot four bed, four bath mansion is on the market for $4.25 million if you fancy it. [Forbes ]
July 26, 2007 11:21 AM
-Publicity hound Britney is at it again, promising a tell all exclusive to a US magazine, where she'll come clean about her troubled life, rocky relationships and struggles with rehab. Will this be the curse of Chaotic all over again? [Daily Express ]
-Cameron Diaz has a new partner! the unlikely boy is Al Gore, but it's not what you're thinking as our Cam has no need of a sugar daddy, rather they are joining forces to fight global warming. I know, I know, you didn't see that coming. They are hosting a TV programme called 60 seconds to save the earth, which will feature eco tips and ask viewers to create messages to promote awareness. 'The planet needs a good publicist', says Diaz. [China Daily ]
-Paris Hilton is planning to make it in the musical business as she is reportedly in 'talks', and plans to perform next month in Toronto. [E Online ]
-Oh My God! Amy 'Winebox' Winehouse actually performed a scheduled gig. Seriously. The singer, best known for her diva like antics and public fondling of slimy double barreled husband, now seems to be fulfilling her contractual obligations. OK, she turned up an hour late, but at least she didn't spit or swear at the audience this time. [NME ]
July 25, 2007 2:07 PM
-Penelope Cruz is in trouble.. well L'Oreal is anyhow, for promoting their latest mascara and saying it gave 'lashes that could reach for the stars'. Unfortunately our Pen was wearing falsies.. Oops! [Daily Mail ]
-Jade Goody still plans world domination, next stage in her takeover? our cinema screens. people are quailing in their Ugg boots as Jade has just enrolled on a twelve week acting course at the Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute in New York. I wonder if they'll train the Essex out of her? [Lost in Showbiz ]
-Pete Doherty enters rehab again. Yawn. Next story, Pete leaves rehab, falls off the wagon and gets arrested. Such a creative thinker, that Pete. [Sky Showbiz ]
-Kerry Katona speaks out about her kidnapping ordeal. 'It was the most terrifying night of my life,' she says. 'I thought we were all goin to die. I'm not sleeping and I'm scared to go back to the house and I get frightened when Mark leaves me alone'. Sympathy goes out to the plucky 26 year old, after all armed robbers in your own home is enough to make anyone a little jumpy.[BBC ]
July 24, 2007 10:47 AM
-The lovely Lily Allen is at it again; blogging intimate details about celebrity friends for the whole MySpace community to read. her latest gaffe? Apparently 'hanging out with Courtney Love made her want to go to rehab'. Nice. [The Sun ]
-Is that a bump Britney Spears is showing? The singer who has worked so hard to lose her post pregnancy pounds may be in the family way again. The question of the daddy is also an issue, with rumours saying Britters isn't sure which man impregnated her. Could it be former lover and drug counsellor, John Sundahl, or her bodyguard, Daimon Shippen? She's come a long way from her virginal days... [Metro ]
-Girls Aloud are planning to grow up, and no I don't mean they will start lowering their hemlines or addressing each other as 'Women', but instead they plan to create a more 'adult' sound. 'We're obviously getting older and we always, you know, like to try and push things forward', said Kimberly. [Digital Spy ]
-Keeping off the booze seems to agree with Lindsay Lohan if her tanned toned bikini clad physique is anything to go by. Her ankle monitor unit is still prominent but she manages to carry it off with decided style. Sigh. [TMZ ]
July 23, 2007 11:49 AM
-Kylie Minogue attempts a reconciliation with love rat ex. She is giving Oliver Martinez a three month trial, and if he doesn't fulfill her expectations (a rock on her finger) then he's history again. [SMH ]
-50 Cent may be a hip hop bad ass but he still objects to violence, mainly against himself as new video game 'Shoot the Rapper', allegedly uses his image and encourages gamers to shoot him. he is seeking $1 million in damages from the game manufacturers as '"it looks like him, and there's no doubt the character is intended to be him". [ NME ]
-Could Kate Moss be the next celebrity to fall foul of the sex tape market? it's been revealed that certain vids of her and Pete Doherty , um *expressing their love* seem to have gone MIA [The Sun ]
-Jade Goody ain't really much of a people person so it's no surprise that animal/children have a problem with her too. She's just dumped her pet pooch, a Labrador puppy named Jasper as he was causing to much damage to her home. Apparently he just didn't take to house training.. you'd of thought Jade would relate to that. [Digital Spy ]
July 20, 2007 11:42 AM
-Kate Moss is well on the way to recovery from the dastardly Doherty, and has decided to go the no contact route of break up etiquette. She has changed her mobile and landline numbers, so unless he turns up in person, he can' contact her. Go Kate! [Sky Showbiz ]
-Lindsay Lohan's been bailed for $30,000 on charges of drink driving. She's schedules to return on August 34 for her trial and is hoping she won't share the same fate as fellow celeb Paris. To this effect she's still wearing her alcohol monitoring anklet, but rumours of wild behaviour still haunt her. [E Online ]
-Shock, horror; Britney Spears goes for a swim. Yes, apparently a dip in the ocean is headline news when the notorious Ms Spears does it. So far her aqua antics have been spotted on the pages of three national newspapers, with her flouncing around in *gasp* her underwear, not a bikini. I suppose the fact that her bra and pants are more substantial than a string bikini makes no difference, eh? At least she's not showing us her lady bits again.. [China Daily ]
-Rachel Stevens of S club 7 fame has found a new beau, hunky Alex Bourne, an ex masseur. And while he is her latest boyf, he is also an old flame having hooked up with the pop princess from days of yore, when they were nth students at school in Southgate. [The London Paper ]
July 19, 2007 11:59 AM
-Charming girl that Amy Winehouse. Not only does she turn up late to gigs (that is, if she doesn't cancel them last minute) but she then proceeds to swear at the audience, stumble across the stage, swear at the crowd and then spit at them, before leaving early. The Eden project where she performed issued the following statement, 'She's rock'n'roll. She's not going to come on stage and give a lot of smooth patter.' [Metro]
-Oprah's down in the dog-drums with the death of her prized pooch. The two year old golden retriever passed away a few weeks ago. 'Weeks have passed', says Oprah, 'And the pain has not subsided. Awww. [Indy Star ]
-Shilpa Shetty received a honorary doctorate of arts from Leeds Metropolitan University. She got the award for, 'Showing great character, for making a difference to our multicultural society, for using her talents to the full.' [Luton Today ]
- We wondered how Lindsay Lohan was managing her party lifestyle with that ugly alcohol tag; and now it seems she has decided to get around those restrictions by turning to harder substances; which won't show up in her anklet. It's been alleged that she uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide, and mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin. [Girl Talkin Smack ]
July 17, 2007 11:42 AM
-The torturous alternative to barbie dolls is moving to the big screen. Yes, the Bratz dolls, which arrive prepackaged with miniature lip gloss, hair extensions and WAG pretensions are moving to the cinema to inflict their vacuous outpourings on a nation of impressionable teenagers. [Agent Bedhead ]
-Miss Great Britain Rachel Tennant shows she can fill out a bikini as she struts outside the houses of parliament in a 'search' for the sexiest music video of 2007. I think we can tell she'll be n the running for 2008. Till then, you can vote in our sexiest video of all time poll. [Entertainment 4 Media ]
-Queen Latifah may want to hire a new publicist, as her current one has her opening chains of Fatburger round the states. [TMZ ]
-Surprise, surprise, Pete Doherty is in trouble with the law again. honestly it's enough to make one vomit up the preprocessed nonsense that was breakfast with his scrawny pallid face staring up at you in a mixture of confusion, hallucination and a pathetic why me expression. Sure, Kate may have dropped you for the loser you are but wallowing in self pity isn't going to bring er back. He got a fixed penalty fine for littering yesterday, proving that even his rubbish is rubbish, [The Sun ]
July 16, 2007 11:29 AM
-You have to love Prince. If not for the velvet jackets, great cow-flicks and soulful come to bed eyes, he has released his latest album 'Planet Earth' through the Mail On Sunday. Whilst other stars talk about saving the planet, Prince goes further by singing about them; as all the songs were eco-driven anthems. The Mail may not be the coolest paper, but it's definitely a step up over the 'bonus summer mix' that they often offer us/ [NME ]
-Britney Spears loves London. Oh yes she does, she likes to cover London in vast wads of taffeta, hold it to her bosom and softly croon baby talk to her recent fad; her new Yorkie puppy, named after.. you got it, London. [DListed ]
-Conducting a relationship in full view of the nation is difficult enough without resorting to childish jibes and comments. Unfortunately when the relationship involves two children it seems a fair bet that it will sink to the he said she said level of arguments culminating in crybaby Chanelle making some not so flattering comments about Ziggy's manhood. During a race between the Zigster and housemate Brian, the lovely Chanelle commented, "Well Brian SHOULD move slower with all that extra weight between his legs. You should have no problems there though, Zac.". [The Sun]
-Lindsay Lohan loves to be a trend setter, and she has a spanking new piece of jewellery she's proud to show off; her alcohol detecting anklet. She's been seen wearing it out at the local night spots; just hours after checking out of rehab, and apparently this bracelet will deter her from imbibing the evil juice.. or at least, will make it obvious to us when she's had a few. Funny, I thought the slurring and visiting said clubs were enough of a sign, but I predict a flurry of imitation bracelets hitting a store near you soon. [Forbes ]
July 11, 2007 11:16 AM
-Kate Middleton is being officially harassed by the paparazzi and it has to stop, say MP's. [The Guardian ]
-Kelly Clarkson reveals she's had sex with five men. It's not a particularly high amount, but the girl is just 25, so she has time. 'I have major trust issues. I just don’t make out with people', she says. [Popcrunch ]
-Lindsay Lohan says that 'rehab changed her life'. Now instead of relaxing with a couple of tequila shots and a micro mini the new and improved Lilo says she likes to ' say a serenity prayer. I meditate too'. Spiritual... [The Sun ]
-Nicole Richie heads to Canada as her court dates looms. No this pregnant twiglet isn't fleeing the country; instead Ms Swizzle stick head is getting some down time while she awaits the results of her motions hearing. She doesn't need to be present for her DUI hearing, so I guess she's hoping her bump and her absence will help her stay jail free. [TMZ ]
July 10, 2007 2:32 PM
-Jade Goody declares her miscarriage a 'punishment from God' for her Big Brother behaviour. 'Last year everything I touched turned to gold,'she says. 'I was probably due a tumble'. [The Guardian ]
-Courtney Love played some of her greatest songs at her birthday bash last night. She didn't seem to thrilled by the recent smoking ban, commenting, 'The only place I can smoke in England is the House of Parliament. How retarded is that?' [MTV ]
-James Blunt reveals he used to be so addicted to online auction site eBay that he once tried to sell his sister on it. It worked out well though, as the man who 'bought' her ended up marrying her! [Digital Spy ]
-Lily Allen always has something to say, the quality of which we don't feel we should comment on. her latest inspired declaration addresses Paris Hilton. 'I love her. I think The Simple Life is genius. I can never figure out if she plays up to it or not.'. Thanks for sharing Lily. [Sky Showbiz ]
July 9, 2007 11:51 AM
-Eva Longoria and Tony Parker get married.. again. There's nothing like having two consecutive weddings to make a girl feel special, and the Desperate Housewives Star managed a civil ceremony, and then a lavish white wedding the next day. Double the presents? [US Magazine ]
-That Beth Ditto's a mouthy girl, with thoughts to share on everything from Pringles to Primark, and now it seems Angelina Jolie has fallen foul of her scathing tongue, for not being lesbian enough.'If she were actually a lesbian she'd be with a woman', Beth growls. Er, has she forgotten about the beautiful Brad? Sounds like sour grapes to me. [D Listed ]
-Billie Piper is to marry her current boyfriend and Treats co star Laurence Fox at the end of July. This follows hot on the heels of her Decree Nisi, and shortly after her ex Chris Evans revealed his future wedding plans. Somehting to prove, perhaps? [ITV ]
-Dear god, there is something really wrong with society, given the fact that ex jailbird alkie Paris Hilton has been nominated for a Teen Choice Award. Even if you ignore the fact that she hasn't done anything ever, the idea that teens should celebrate this walking alcopop is a little disturbing. Typically Fox Networks are running this, just to confirm any suspicions about Americans. and their priorities [TMZ ]
July 6, 2007 10:53 AM
-Nothing gets the royal knickers all knotted up like gossip about Prince William and Kate Middleton, who reportedly are 'cosying up again'. Apparently 'William has persuaded Kate that the problems of dating a future king are a price worth paying',says a source. It must be thought of all those future Hello spreads... [Monsters and Critics]
-Amy Winehouse is still a lush, despite telling doctors she was suffering from 'stress and exhaustion', she manges to miss a gig to spend time down the boozer. Lovely lass that, leaving 4,500 fans wanting so she can neck some extra liquor. I hope it has a medicinal effect when her fans start turning against her. [Metro ]
-Despite Jesse Metcalfe publicly cheating on Girls Aloud babe Nadine Coyle he still had hopes for an all singing all dancing reunion. To help him achieve this dream he has enlisted the help of non other than Nadine's Dad, who used to treat him like a son. That was before you trampled on his little angels heart love. I wouldn't hold out high hopes for open arms. [Now ]
-Jade Goody received a six month driving ban for a string of motoring offences including driving with a provisional licence and L plates. Her lawyer pleaded for it to be revoked citing “As a celebrity the interest by the public in Miss Goody is not always positive. It is impracticable for her to use public transport.” I guess it'll just have to be taxi's now love. [The Sun ]
July 4, 2007 11:31 AM
-Harry Potter premieres in London to torrential rain and lightening, and the countdown to the final book moves up a notch. 'If I were Harry Potter for a day I'd try and outrun trains', Daniel Radcliffe says. [Sky Showbiz ]
-Denise Van Outen is hanging up her mini skirts, and looking for marriage. Tired of being top totty she now wishes to find her own picket fence and 2.4 children. Maybe she'll get it together with David Walliams, following through on their marriage pact... [Entertainment Wise ]
-Jordan's only just sprogged her baby and already she's commenting on the girls possible career in glamour! 'It's completely up to her, so if that (glamour modelling) is what she wanted, that would be fine, and I'd support her.' [Daily Star ]
-That Dirrty girl Christina Aguilera is now up the Hilary (Duff), and we can look forward to peroxide style mini wailing greeting us in nine months. [Dotspotter ]
July 2, 2007 11:36 AM
-Kate Moss's party lifestyle may be catching up h her, as Agent Provocateur have just dropped Ms Moss as the face of their saucy lingerie brand, replacing her with.. a younger model! Could it all be over for the Moss dynasty? [Entertainment Wise ]
-"Everything is going to be fine," says Britney's Mum. "I've got a strong family, and everything is going to be fine." Sounds like she is trying to convince herself perhaps? It's not every day your daughter tries to pull an injunction against you, but it seems Mrs Spears is dealing admirably well. [The People ]
-Daniel Radcliffe is now immortalized in plaster, as his waxwork was revealed at Madam Tussuad's today. The Harry Potter star is the youngest ever recreated in plaster for the Tussuad's family and is sporting a suit and stubble rather than a Hogwarts gown. [LSE ]
-Newscaster Mika Brzezinski from MSNBC refused to read an update on Paris Hilton's release from jail. She apologised to the audience at the decision made to place Paris's release above news from Iraq and refused to. 'No,' she said, 'I hate this story and I don't think it should be the lead' Hear, hear.[The Guardian]
June 29, 2007 11:29 AM
-Jade Goody aspires to be middle class; and follows this dream by looking at posh private schools for her four year old son Bobby Jack. So far she is considering Oaklands School in Loughton, Essex, which charges £2,550 per term and promises a “a high standard of education in a secure and disciplined environment”. [ The Sun ]
-Chantelle and Preston are no more.. but did Chantelle's breasts cause their split? Rumours suggest that Preston was unhappy with Chantelle's forthcoming breast enlargement, saying, '“I don’t like the idea of breast surgery. I find it absolutely grotesque.” There's nothing wrong with an A cup m'dear. [Entertainment Wise ]
-Girls Aloud join forces with Samsung Electronics in a commercial partnership that involves marketing and promotional opportunities. A spokesperson from Samsung says, "They are helping us form a deeper connection with our target consumers and we are excited to be able to join them at this pivotal point in their careers.” [Creative Match ]
-Kerry Katona has it hard nowadays, what with a purported cocaine habit and ex hubby Bryan McFadden threatening to sue for custody of her kids. Why he wants them I'm not sure as he has been heard saying that having children with Katona at a young age had been like "getting a dog". I think that makes you the bitch my friend. [News Australia ]
June 28, 2007 11:34 AM
For those who missed out on the muddy goodness of Glastonbury, you can buy yourself some memorabilia if you wish.. with wristbands going for £41 on eBay! [eBay ]
-Remember that LA Sheriff who let Paris Hilton out of jail early? He's now issued a statement to try and curb the mockery he's undergoing due to his widely publicized overturned decision.“Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton’s medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I’m not going to let any inmate die in this jail. Everyone who goes in to serve county jail time is early released. If Ms. Hilton got preferential treatment, it’s that she spent more time in the county jail than the average inmate.” [Celebrity Rumours ]
-Coleen Mc Loughlin is to launch a new scent. One can only assume it will appeal to the aspirational WAg in waiting and have overtones of Asda and ambition. [Now ]
-The Germans have forbidden Tom Cruise access to film on their soil. And it's not just because they think the last mission impossible was a flop, its because he's a Scientologist; and the Germans don't like Scientologists. Fair enough. [Dotspotter]
June 27, 2007 11:06 AM
-The much beloved Michael Parkinson is to give up TV. After 36 years in the business he has interviewed pretty much everyone, from Muhammad Ali to Fred Astaire, and is well overdue a bit of time off. [Channel 4 ]
-Despite Mrs Spears claiming her daughter is her 'most treasured child', it seems these sentiments are returned with Britney having allegedly issued a restraining order against her mother, to prevent her from visiting her sons. there are also rumours that mommy dearest likes to abuse prescription medication, and no one likes a doped up granny round their little ones. [Metro ]
-Paris Hilton went right out of prison and right to the beauty salon.. well, in true Hilton style they came to her. At 9.30am this morning Paris had Dream Catchers hair extensions in the privacy of her home, "Full length, 20 inches of extensions....blonde, of course," said the Dream Catchers rep. So much for Paris's new superficial free lifestyle. [A Socialite's Life ]
-Yes we all know the Spice Girls are reforming.. but did you know that the delightful harmonies of Wannabe will be spiced up with a lotta digital power? Apparently ten years on their singing talents have decreased somewhat, so the tech is necessary to prevent mass rioting amongst the fans. "As they sing, the computer program corrects the mistakes so that the sound comes out as the desired sound - so they appear to be able to sing really well live," said an industry source. [Dotspotter ]
June 26, 2007 12:02 PM
-Madonna has just purchased a new place of residence, for a cool £6 million. She won't have far to move though, as the house is next door to her eight bed-roomed mansion. I guess she must really like the area. [ITV ]
-Nicole Kidman is to star in the new Nintendo DS Lite adverts, for the Brain Training game.. because she has so much knowledge to share with us , or because she is blonde? The jury's still out. [Digital Spy ]
-Dissing Victoria Beckham can be bad for your wealth.. Star Magazine just had to pay out an undisclosed amount after declaring her 'picky and rude' on the set of her new TV show. The problem was, filming hadn't actually started for the show yet. Oops! [ Agent Bed Head ]
-The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expo has offered the newly free Paris Hilton $1million to teach a class entitled, "How to Build Your Brand." Step one: Sex on camera. Step two: Prison couture. Step three: Run for presidency? [D Listed ]
June 25, 2007 11:10 AM
Allen is still allright.. well that's the title of the documentary
about her. George Lamb travels from London to LA to New York to reveal the inside scoop on Lily's life. Allright? Still.. [Entertainment 4 Media ]
-Rihanna seems to be losing popularity, ranking at Number 59 on EW's 100 Must have hot list. Well, at least she managed to get her moneys worth of PVC.. [A Hot Mess ]
-Stilettos are dangerous items; beautiful but deadly to the feet. Victoria Beckham has learnt this to her cost as her penchant for Manolo's has led to her needing bunion surgery as her feet are now incredibly tender. Who said celebrities were losing their glamour appeal? [Celebrity Mound ]
-Let's send out a big hug to Foxy Brown. It's not like the girl has had an easy life; why should people want to give her more grief? The poor lass was recently mugged in New York by friends of her ex boyfriend; who not only roughed her up and pulled out her hair weaves, but also took her hearing aid! Group awww. [A Hot Mess ]
June 21, 2007 3:45 PM
Kate Moss sparks worries about her health as she is photographed with some seriously skinny pins. What a shocker. Need I mention her career is based around her minuscule waistline? [ The Sun ]
-Britney throws a strop while filming her latest perfume commercial. Apparently she got angry at the film crew and stormed off set, and is not returning any calls. Well she has to raise interest in her new pong somehow.. [A Socialite's Life ]
-Is it all over for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? Th e couple haven't been seen out much in public anymore; could the Brokeback Mountain hottie have just been Reese's rebound from Ryan Phillipe? [ US Magazine ]
-Paris Hilton has set a new record; for the most mail ever received by an inmate! Yes, fans of the heiress can't get enough of writing to the locked up lady.. or perhaps it's all hate mail? She won't be short of toilet paper, whatever happens. [TMZ ]
June 20, 2007 1:10 PM
-Halle Berry has had a sunflower tattooed on her buttocks to cover her ex' David Justice's name. “I chose a sunflower because when darkness descends they close up to regenerate. But I really wish I’d never had the tattoo in the first place. Clean, clear skin is always better.” [Agent Bed Head ]
-Fresh faced Jennifer Garner is now the 'official' face of Neutrogena, saying, 'I feel an emotional connection to the brand because it represents healthy beauty'.I'm sure the fee helped as well. Pass the sick bucket pleas. [Glitterati ]
-Calling Britney a nut job is now a criminal offence! Companies in Florida had to take down billboards after Britney threatened to sue for defamation; apparently it's one thing for you to shave your head and go to rehab, but quite another for people to judge you for it.. [E Online ]
-Poor old Kylie ain't such a lucky girl; break ups are hard enough, but she now has to cope with joint custody oh her precious pooch. Life's such a bitch sometimes. [D Listed ]
June 19, 2007 11:07 AM
-Kate Winslet goes for the au naturel look; refusing the airbrush treatment so many of her costars opt for. [ The London Paper]
-'I'm an alcoholic' says Lily Allen. 'I've actually pulled myself aside and said it
will kill me if I keep it up. I've got to stop abusing myself because
as far as I'm concerned every loon hates me now.' Yes.. before the alcohol they were totally enamoured , right? [Yahoo News ]
-Pete Doherty is set to lecture at schools.. because his art is so groundbreaking and contemporary that his visions need sharing? Perhaps it will be good advice, like 'always clean your needles before you paint with them.' We await his wisdom with bated breath. [ Holy Moly ]
-Kate Middleton raves it up in Ibiza. Who'd of thought our potential princess would enjoy the 24-7 lifestyle of this party island? I guess this is in keeping with her new 'live to the max' posh girl attitude. [Monsters and Critics ]
June 18, 2007 12:11 PM
Oh goody, another celebrity endorsed beauty product. And isn't is even better when the celeb in question is the type where you have to pause and go, 'who?' after they tell you their name? The great Phoebe Price (pause) better known as a TV show clerk in the X files and former TV host for Women's only, is now giving the lucky public a chance to experience how it feels to be her with 'Phoebe's Phantasy Lotion Glow'. Lucky you. [D-Listed ]
-Britney Spears is ever so toxic.. Searching for Britney online, or opening emails with her name in the header can cause your computer to crash and burn. [Zee News ]
-JK Rowling is to give some Harry Potter readings this month. We're all going Potter mad, so the lovely JK has decided to fan the flames by reading snippets of her upcoming books to foamy mouthed fans. And there's no way you can beg, borrow or steal a ticket, as the events are strictly kids only. That's just not fair. [ Heckler Spray ]
-Girls Aloud star Nadine Coyle tops the poll for the 'best legs in pop'. This could explain why her videos seem to spend so much time focusing on her toned lower body. I'm sure she's leggs-tatic about the news. [ITV news ]
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June 15, 2007 11:18 AM
-Kelly Clarkson cancels her tour for no good reason. She says, 'The fact is that touring is just too much too soon'. To soon for what? how long does it take to learn to lip synch? [ Just Jared ]
-Barrymore is now on suicide watch following allegations of sexual assault and murder. It seems new evidence has come to light regarding the six year old case. the police don't seem to be his 'kind of people'. [The Sun ]
-If they didn't have the pesky crown and publicity to contend with, Prince William would happily be a helicopter pilot and Prince Harry would lead tours in Africa. I don't see a happily after for them though, do you? Ahh, the demands of state.. [US Magazine ]
-My humps, my humps, my lovely baby bumps.. Could twiglet Nicole Richie be pregnant? She has been scoffing a lot of smoothie style drinks so maybe it's just a temporary bloatedness, as the rest of her looks as anorexic as ever. Watch this space. [Hollyscoop]
June 14, 2007 11:23 AM
In the news: Kate Moss profits from cocaine scandal and Britney Spears needs help with her new album
-Britney Spears asks fans to help her choose the title of her new album. Will you choose 'Integrity', 'Dignity' or 'Down Boy'. I'd like to nominate 'Oops I did Fed again', but that's just me. [Popjustice]
-Paris Hilton met a cosmetic surgeon while under house arrest at the Hilton mansion. Perhaps she was thinking a face transplant would help her escape from prison. That's hot.. or not? [US Magazine ]
-Kate Moss's income has now doubled. It seems that taking cocaine and getting drunk really equals success. Just the sort of role model we need . [Dotspotter ]
-Prince William likes to keep the media close.. and his ex girlfriend closer. Kate Middleton will be attending the Diana memorial at Wembley on July 1st, along with Prince Harry and his girlfriend. Watch this space.. [Daily India ]
June 13, 2007 12:01 PM
- The Spice Girls are recording a reunion album for Christmas. Are they selling out on their girl power ethos? [Holy Moly ]
-Oh Britney! Just when you were recovering from the whole K Fed
incident you had to gout in public and let it all hang out Hilton
style. Darling do remember the cardinal rules of tit tape next time,
for all our sakes! [ Celebrity Rumours ]
-Mr and Mrs Hilton visit their jailbird daughter. "She was very happy," Kathy Hilton said. "She wants to just do her time and get on with it." [The People ]
-Everyone's a celeb nowadays; and now their tattoo artists are too! We've covered the best tattoos out there and now we have the best artistes in the new reality TV show London Ink. David Beckham's chief tattoo artist Louis Malloy is taking part, and we can expect a host of other unknowns to pop out the woodwork as well. [The London Paper ]
October 23, 2006 9:59 PM
Good news ladies, Harry Potter, ahem, Daniel Radcliffe, is single. And going to be performing NUDE onstage next summer. Try to curb your enthusiasm, there.
Country crooner Keith Urban has quietly checked into rehab for alcohol abuse, whilst wife Nicole Kidman still manages to get some action with fellow rehab-fan, Robert Downey Jr.
Sharon Osbourne declares that fat is the new black, as she's set to remove her gastric band later this year.
The father of the year old Malawian orphan that Madonna has recently adopted is now claiming he didn't consent to him being adopted, that he thought they would only look after him for awhile.
More likely he heard her latest album and couldn't surrender his child to such future horrors.
Jade Goody, forever having problems with the numerous men in her life, reportedly punched boyfriend Jack on Saturday night, splitting his lip.
Lindsay Lohan is a dirty, dirty bitch. But a considerate one, at that, as she left dozens of designer clothes behind when she recently moved out of the hotel she called home.
The Arctic Monkeys are set to write an autobiography based on their stardom, to be due before Christmas.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to get married in Italy next month, no doubt due to the lovely scenery there, and not all the hot male action. Ahem.
Predictably, Michael Barrymore's comeback attempt has failed, possibly due to the fact he's playing 'Scrooge' in A Christmas Carol, hitting more than slightly close to home.
Posted by Katherine on October 23, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (3)
October 13, 2006 5:43 PM
Top Ten Stories - Alec Baldwin Continues Missing His Anger Management Therapy, & Paris Hilton Is Single Yet Again. Surprised?
Alec Baldwin is a nasty pasty. But a sexy one, mind, regardless of his temper.
Lindsay Lohan's mum has been mouthing off to the press about how she'd make a great Lara Croft. At least she's got the fake titties!
It seems when your trashy ex-wife assaults your new even trashier girlfriend, it's best not to stay together, in the case of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker.
China is not a fan of Jay Z, in particular his use of expletitives and suggestive language, banning him from ever performing there.
For those 3 people that care, Howard K. Stern has been listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's birth certificate.
Ashlee Simpson continues in her quest to be better looking than Jessica, by getting more plastic surgery, this time to her eyes and chin. Someone tell her that she's been better looking than Jessica since birth?
Gwen Stefani is releasing a new solo album this December, sparking fear in those with bad taste that there will never be another No Doubt album again.
Like we needed more evidence about Michael Jackson's sanity, he is now moonlighting as a middle-aged woman in France, complete with heels and floppy hat.
David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses, promptly critics, well, me, to ponder how long it will take for him and ol' Sour Face to drop out of the limelight completely.
Sadly, Jessica Alba has vowed never to get nekkid on screen. If only other 'slebs would follow (hint hint, Sharon Stone)
Posted by Katherine on October 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (4)
October 12, 2006 8:57 PM
Finally, someone puts holier-than-thou Sienna Miller in her place and denies her entry to a club, sadly for not having ID, not for being a stinky actress.
It seems being in close proximity to Angelina Jolie turns people into fighting-machines, as her driver hits a motorcyclist in India.
Contrary to all the rumours circulating about her and Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston told Oprah they're still together. Does this mean they're an official couple now?
Kevin Federline is understandably insecure about his marriage with Britney, and has convinced her not to lose her baby weight so she won't get so much male attention.
Nick Lachey blames their Newlyweds reality show as the instigator to his marriage break-up, and not say, Jessica's infidelity.
80s-throwback Justin Hawkins comes out of rehab and quits The Darkness, blaming his cocaine problems on being in the novelty band. Quite understandable - we'd be addicts too if we looked like that.
Nicole Richie debuts her new red haircolour with a new man. Needless to say, we preferred the old look better, in more ways than one.
Elle Macpherson has dropped her lawsuit against Heidi Klum over the use of her nickname 'The Body', after meeting the Dalai Lama. Bet he loved admonishing her on her childish fight with the fellow model, dirty thing.
Because apparently SpongeBob SquarePants is the new Simpsons, David Bowie adds to his archive of cameos and makes a guest appearance on the underwater show as Lord Royal Highness.
Desperate for attention, P Diddy has revealed that he never loved Jennifer Lopez to begin with. Neither did we, mate, neither did we.
Posted by Katherine on October 12, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)
October 11, 2006 3:50 PM
Ricky Gervais becomes one of those rich bastards, as he has recently snapped up a £2.5 million home in North London. The only downside is he is now neighbours with Jonathan Ross.
Wee Baby Spice has grown up so fast, she's now set a wedding date of early next year with fiancee Jade Jones.
Perpetual skinny, Gwyneth Paltrow, has scrapped the macrobiotic diet she's been on for years, as she apparently isn't losing her minimal baby weight.
The folks behind X Factor are planning a reality show involving WAGs opening shops in Mayfair. According to the producer, 'there is no way that the girls are all going to remain friends'.
According to Pete Doherty's uncle (so reliable), Pete and Kate are going to get married on Kate's birthday, January 16th, as if we haven't already heard a million wedding rumours by now.
Hugh Hefner, the former sex-machine, no longer has the energy for sex, saying that he instead prefers a game of dominoes with the Playboy bunnies. Maybe he's gay?
Mel Gibson has apologised for his drunken, racist outburst of recent times, however seemingly forgets to apologise for The Passion of the Christ.
Like the sadist she is, Nicole Kidman has apparently phoned Katie Holmes and encouraged her to marry Tom Cruise, hopefully for entertainment's value only.
Russell Brand has found love with an art student. Figures, only an art student could love something like that.
Make sure you watch the Sharon Osbourne show tonight at 5pm, as apparently she's hopelessly drunk on tonight's episode - always a bonus, drunk elderly women.
Posted by Katherine on October 11, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)
October 10, 2006 8:42 PM
Top Ten Stories - Kate Moss Worst GF EVAH!!1!!1! Plus George Lucas Gives Us What We Want, For A Change
Kate Moss pussywhips Pete 'Back on Crack' Doherty into leaving Babyshambles and going solo, as if that will be the end to their troubles. Hah!
George Lucas shuffles into his old-age home as he talks of pleasing us all and retiring.
Victoria Beckham doesn't just scare us when she looks into a mirror, she scares herself as well, moaning that she looks awful nekkid.
Yet more talk of Anna Nicole Smith in the news, as she is attacked over claims she was fast-tracked a Bahamian citizenship.
Like we don't need any more excuses to want to sleep with Scarlett Johansson, she has come out and admitted she gets tested for HIV every 6 months.
Not just content with having one alien-child, Katie Holmes is already planning on a second, discussing her pregnancy plans with oh-so-fertile Victoria Beckham.
Looks like someone got some action, after Nicole Richie was seen doing the walk of shame from Paris Hilton's house the next morning after they had dinner together.
Things are definitely cold between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, as he is caught smooching another blonde.
Kirsten Dunst is to do us all a favour and quit movies to go back to school.
Those two characters off Lost, the junkie ex-hobbit, and hot Kate who can't decide between Sawyer and Jack, are getting married in real life.
Posted by Katherine on October 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
October 9, 2006 9:27 PM
Top Ten Stories - Madonna Adopts Orphan, But In More Breaking News, Paris & Nicole Are BFF's Again! Hallelujah!
'Holiday...Celebrate...Buy a baby...In Malawi', is reportedly the tune Madonna is humming, since she apparently did an Angelina Jolie and adopted an orphan, naming him 'Luca'. Sorry Madge, but adopting an orphan won't get you Brad, you're stuck with Guy and his crap movies for life.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have reportedly sucked-face and made-up, leading many to wonder if there's another dreaded Simple Life in the works.
Lindsay Lohan obviously doesn't rate appearing at a benefit in Australia for kids and tweens very highly, as she skips out of the negotiations. She must've twigged that 13 year-olds are just far too young.
Chris De Burgh (get back in your box, raging-hormones), claims he can heal people with his hands. Me first! Me first!
Penelope Cruz naturally attracts beardy-lesbians.
Like Tom Cruise.
The third, and ugliest Hanson brother has just married. Is there no hope for the rest of us anymore?!
Paris Hilton is snapped with some seedy looking skunk. Skank with some skunk, how's that for a new lyric, princess?
Following in the foosteps of Take That, and, err, 5ive, S Club 7 are reforming, heaven forbid.
Not content with appearing in the news only for being found slumped over his wheel on drugs, George Michael has announced Wham! are reuniting for a 'Christmas extravangza', hopefully sharing his drugs with the audience this time.
Russell Brand decides to do a Paris Hilton, and become celibate. Something tells me his attempt will be even more short-lived than hers.
Posted by Katherine on October 9, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Drug Scandals, George Michael, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)
October 3, 2006 12:10 AM
Nick Carter is still whining on and on about former flame Paris Hilton and how he was forced to cheat on her with Ashlee Simpson. Go back to cleaning out your rabbit hutch, Nick, you're boring us with your drivel.
Council flat tenants would vow not to watch the Jonathan Ross show anymore due to a jibe on last week's program, if they had television sets in the first place, that is.
Both desperate for fame, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are in talks to do a duet together at either the Oscars or Grammys. Let's hope for a nip-slip along this line.
Coleen McLoughlin claims she has the world's hardest job. Oh no, girlfriend, writing about tat like this and resisting to throw in numerous expletives is harder.
Anna Nicole Smith did not get married to her lawyer over the weekend, oh no, as if they would be that insensitive to her recently-dead son - no, they just went on a luxury yacht cruise with plenty of champers, is all.
Prattish Jude Law first begrudgingly claims to regret cheating on Sienna Miller, then backtracks, and says he thinks in the long run he did a good thing. Say what?
Sure, we've heard stories about Tom Cruise pushing Katie Holmes to lose her baby weight - but has she gone too far and Nicole-Richie like?
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears end their feud over who the hottest popstar was (face facts, Britters is well below Pink now, on the scale), with Christina giving Britney a $570 gift for her latest son's birth.
No surprises here, as James Blunt tops the funeral faves list - favourite song for a funeral, not favourite 'sleb to HAVE a funeral, sickos.
Could newly rehab-exited Robin Williams be back on the booze already?
Posted by Katherine on October 3, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)
October 1, 2006 10:24 PM
Is 'Cocaine Kate' making a comeback, with The Sun pointing out some mysterious white fodder in her nostrils - or do supermodels get boogeritis too?
Are you a drug-taking jail-habiting alco? There's hope for you yet - if Robert Downey Jr can become Iron Man, so can you, junkie!
Don't tell us the Hoff was exaggerating when he bragged recently that Princess Diana fancied him! Shock! Horror!
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have reportedly called it quits, blaming 'distance and demanding careers', as if all the rumours circulating about her unfaithfulness didn't exist.
Jay-Z comes out of 'retirement' to release a new album, and snag some new audiences, particularly yummy mummies, as he sings a duet with Gwyneth Paltrow at the Albert Hall. Way to enhance that hip hop credibility, Z.
One-legged tart, sorry, Heather Mills, moves on...With her personal trainer. Jogging on a treadmill with just one leg is real hard, so she needs 24/7 care.
Owen Wilson is a regular Romeo, as he serenaded Kate Hudson on her lawn, with a CD player, singing 'I can't help falling in love with you', by Elvis. So. Envious. Right. Now!
Brad Pitt wants a biological baby right away, Angelina Jolie wants to adopt again, later - so many choices facing Brangelina other than what crockery to purchase!
Hear that sound? That's the sound of millions of hearts breaking as Johnny Depp vows to marry his long-time baby momma.
And in concrete, ground-breaking news, Nicole Richie may or may not be attending Crystal Meth Addicts Anonymous, or Alcoholics Anonymous.
Posted by Katherine on October 1, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Drug Scandals, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (8)
September 28, 2006 10:57 PM
Oh Lordy, turns out Tom Cruise was serious when he said he wants to star in a film with Katie Holmes, as he is currently shopping for scripts that will 'put him back in the good graces of the movie-going public'. Someone tell him it'll take more than a film, it'll take a death.
Steve Irwin's widow, Terri, claims the footage of his death will never be shown. Give up, snuff freaks.
Sounds like being divorced is the least of Jessica Simpson's worries, girl needs a fresh pair of undies!
Naomi Campbell was a no-show today at her court trial, the judge declared if she didn't appear for the next trial, she would be arrested and beaten over the head with a BlackBerry.
Hold off on the porn for a little longer, as Scarlett Johansson will be donning period garb and playing Queen Mary in a film to begin shooting late 2007.
Five, that rubbish pop band that split 5 years ago, announced yesterday they're reforming, ahem, as a foursome.
Shock! Horror! Pete Doherty spotted buying syringes! What is the the World coming to?!
The verdict on Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year-old son dying randomly has come in, it was caused by a drug cocktail of antidepressants and methadone. So rockstar.
Sweet, placid Lily Allen has sworn to 'kick and stab' Peaches Geldof in a fight.
As if we don't have enough reasons to laugh at him already, Russell Brand announced when he was 20 he auditioned for a boyband - perhaps he can join the new Five line-up?
Posted by Katherine on September 28, 2006 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Katie Holmes, Lily Allen, Musical Stars, Peaches Geldof, Rag Roundup, Russell Brand, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (12)
September 27, 2006 7:41 PM
The original Bridget Jones doesn't look like she's a Singleton anymore, as Renee Zellweger has been seen canoodling with old flame, George Clooney.
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer, Howard K. Stern, announced he was the baby girl's father recently on Larry King Live.
After six weeks of teasing us with their possible marriage break-down, Kate Hudson files for divorce with Chris Robinson.
For those who live in the Cotswolds, you might be bumping into Brangelina down at your local off-licence fairly soon, as they're set to move to the upmarket Lower Mill Estate.
Yep, Winona Ryder is still as effed-up as ever.
Sorry to induce vomit on you, but 'Screech' from Saved by the Bell, has filmed a sex video with 2 women, reportedly involving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.
Paris Hilton has been charged over her DUI recently, and most probably will spend 6 months in jail. Yeh, right.
Because he hasn't messed with us enough already, Marilyn Manson is launching his own brand of Absinthe.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are rumoured to be marrying in the next 2 weeks - as if we haven't heard that one before.
Janet Jackson is a supplier of sex-toys to all those who seek them.
Posted by Katherine on September 27, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Kate Moss, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 26, 2006 8:49 PM
Turns out the suicide-attempt by David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter that we reported yesterday may in fact have been caused by the family cat, pictured. David's estranged wife claims he used the suicide allegation as revenge on her to make her appear a bad mother.
Lindsay Lohan uses Stavros Niarchos to make ex-boyfriend Harry Morton jealous.
Is the world coming to an end? Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reportedly made up.
To add insult to injury, Heather Mills was kicked out of Sainsbury's for shoplifting there 20 years previously. What she doesn't know is they're team McCartney.
Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, has had his lawsuit thrown out of court, as the headaches he suffered from were because of his herpes, not a result of her beatings.
George Bush can breathe easy, as George Clooney is sticking to movies, and won't be running for presidency anytime soon.
Sadly, Russell Crowe won't be starring in a Steve Irwin biopic anytime soon.
Kevin Federline knows what the punters want, as he drops Popozao from his debut album, and replaces it with a duet between him and Britney.
Brad Pitt is rumoured to be starring in a biopic on Jeff Buckley's life.
Kate Bosworth says 'Orlando who?' after caught canoodling with an Unidentified Hottie in public.
Posted by Katherine on September 26, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 25, 2006 5:27 PM
Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have reportedly parted ways, after it was rumoured they were engaged.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney are trying to set their parents, Blythe Danner and Paul McCartney, up together, as they can't wait to overhear geriatrics going at it like rabbits.
Jennifer Lopez is so desperate to fall pregnant, she has resorted to IVF treatment. If only she'd stayed with P Diddy - his sperm seems very fertile.
Has Paris Hilton stooped even lower than Travis Barker, and hooked up with Fred Durst, Britney Spears's former lover?
Speaking of trashy tattooed bad boys, Steve O literally pissed all over the red carpet at the Jackass 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
After six days of engagement, Aaron Carter and his Playboy girlfriend have split.
Victoria and David Beckham are apparently going to star in an episode of Neighbours - let's hope Posh gets it on with Harold, eh?
Buffy - ahem, Sarah Michelle Gellar, thinks Alec Baldwin is sexy.
Not surprisingly, Steven Tyler has Hepatitis C.
David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter tried killing herself last night by slitting her wrists. We could make a joke here about how we'd do the same if he were our father, but really, we're not that cruel.
Posted by Katherine on September 25, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Beckham, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, Sport Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 22, 2006 5:18 PM
Robin Williams manages to slip the nurse a tenner and checks out of rehab, hopefully soberly.
Angelina Jolie has spent £200,000 on artwork by Banksy. Did no-one tell her you can pick his stuff up for free in Blighty, just off the street?
Jessica Simpson has said she still sleeps in Nick Lachey's tshirts, which is funny, as we thought she slept naked with strange men most of the time.
Don't bother Jack Nicholson between the hours of two and four in the morning, as that's his 'ass-scratching hours'.
Anastacia has accepted a marriage proposal from her British bodyguard - does this mean we'll have to put up with lots of crap sightings in Heat's 'Spotted' now?
Charlotte Church wears Bridget Jones-style big knickers to make her look slim on camera - bet Gavin Henson makes her wear 'em in bed, too.
Lisa Kudrow weeps quietly about being labelled tubby due to not losing the baby-weight as fast as other actresses.
To no-one's surprise at all, Britney Spears adores wearing hooker shoes.
Lindsay Lohan will have to wear the cast on her arm for another 6 weeks. Poor love, giving handjobs with your wrong hand sure is tricky work.
Make sure you pick up a copy of Vanity Fair's November issue, which will probably have Borat on the cover.
Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 21, 2006 8:48 PM
Yet another reason to hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as Bono's Samaritan ways rub off on them.
And in the understatement of the century, Paris Hilton admits she's not got the whole deck of cards upstairs.
Madonna's current tour is the highest-earning tour by a female artist ever. You can just hear Britney taking notes 'right, Jesus-cross, check. Farrah Fawcett flicks, check'.
Turns out Janet Jackson regrets saying sorry for her nip-slip years ago. Next she'll be saying she meant it to happen.
Yawn...Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are officially together - anyone paying attention anymore?
Kevin Federline gets himself a real job, dawg.
Not having anything to do with publicity for Justin Timberlake's recent album launch, him and Cameron Diaz were allegedly almost murdered by a papparazo.
Paris Hilton has a temporary lapse of judgment, and gives a homeless man a $100 note.
Whitney Houston got clean with thanks to Courtney Love's help. That's probably how she got hooked on crack in the first place.
Rupert Everett lacks something rather vital, sperm.
Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Cameron Diaz, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 20, 2006 2:36 PM
Tara Reid gets her implants taken out, and her new movie goes straight to download-only. Coincidence?
For once, Lindsay Lohan is barred from a club for being underage. Bet she didn't go home to a nice mug of Horlicks, though.
Turns out Cindy Crawford isn't just naturally beautiful, she might've been indulging in some of the shiny needlework popular amongst models.
Be still my beating heart...The producers of 'Lost' have warned the hunky leading men not to skinnydip inbetween filming, worrying they're taking 'unnecessary risks in terms of their image'.
Glad to see Tommy Lee hasn't changed an ounce in regards to enjoying implants.
Brad Pitt is lined up to be the next Tom Cruise, sans the craziness.
Madonna is not just content with taking over the world, she's set the conquer space as well, in 2009.
Does Jack Nicholson have a hard on for strap-ons?
P Diddy just wants the kids to stay in school. And for them to buy his albums. And stay off his lawn, flamin' brats.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were caught having a hardcore-groping session when he was in The Priory - witnesses could tell it was her as her 'skinny blue jeans were the giveaway'. Yeh, like every other girl isn't wearing them too!
Posted by Katherine on September 20, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Madonna, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 19, 2006 5:12 PM
As if it's surprising, Willie Nelson is in trouble with the police over possession of the ol' green herb.
If you can stretch your memory back to 1996 and recall popboy Aaron Carter, he is now all grown up and engaged. To a Playboy playmate. One of his older brother's ex-girlfriends. Uh-huh.
Taylor Hanson (come on, you remember), just spawned his third child. The most surprising thing is Hanson are about to release a fourth album!
Londoners now have the chance to get up close and personal with Tupac - if you dare.
Rumous are a'bounding about Sarah Jessica Parker possibly being preggers with her second child.
Please God, don't tell us Lindsay Lohan is going to buy property here in London. We can't deal with having her tumpsy perpetually splashed across The Sun.
Ricky Gervais has a conscience over how much money he has.
Britney Spears's new album is said to contain 'crazy ass' rapping. We can't wait...
Proving she is willing to stoop to any level, representatives for Anna Nicole Smith have sold the last ever photos of her recently departed son for $600,000.
Cover your ears, as Pete Doherty may be guest-editing a Christmas show for BBC Radio 4's Today programme
Posted by Katherine on September 19, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 15, 2006 12:02 AM
Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage, whether or not this is due to Osama Bin Laden's crush on the crack-addict is up in the air.
Sean Penn believes there's rules for civilians to follow, and then there's rules for the 'slebs to follow. Well, derr, just look at Pete Doherty.
Speak of the devil, he's just had another Jaguar impounded, for failing to pay road tax.
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are definitely porking.
Thank goodness the next series of Strictly Come Dancing will have some sass, as they've added Emma 'Baby Spice' Bunton to the list of
despo keen 'slebs.
Graffiti artist Banksy cheats on us with Los Angeles and doesn't return our numerous frantic calls.
It's rumoured Britney Spears has named her second son Sutton Pierce, so he will have the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston.
Oasis are not happy campers about being forced to release a greatest hits album. Don't worry, Noel, neither are we.
Marianne Faithfull has been diagnosed with cancer, but still intends on touring in 2007. Atta girl.
We've heard the rumours that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Harry Morton, but could they have married already?
Posted by Katherine on September 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 13, 2006 5:02 PM
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are set to get married within the next 6 weeks. Let's hope it's not a Halloween wedding, nothing can get scarier than having to see Suri pics again.
Brad Pitt has stated he will no longer be appearing nekkid or doing sex scenes, for want of a more wholesome family image. Sounds like Angie has him on a tight leash there...
Are they on, are they off, oh who knows, but it seems Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been getting schnoogly again, this time in Hawaii.
Meat Loaf has apparently propositioned Scarlett Johansson, but thank goodness she refused.
The Hoff continues his boasting, this time that Princess Diana and him almost slept together, and that she was 'smitten' with him. David Hasselhoff! Princess Diana! Hah!
Jane Fonda wishes she could smoosh Lindsay Lohan up to her bosom, pat her hair, and say 'there, there, pet'.
Could things be going poorly for Simon Cowell, whose black American Express card wasn't working in Miami recently?
Turns out it wasn't Russell Brand who raped the girl at his party in Edinburgh (just because the dude looks homeless doesn't mean he's a rapist!)
Paris Hilton is not just, well, everything, but she's also an homewrecker, according to Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's estranged wife, who has been seen sucking face with the vapid airhead.
Just a week ago we reported that Sharon Osbourne's dog bit Patrick Swayze on her new chat show, well now the pup has gone and sunk it's teeth into The Hoff as well. Dog has taste, mmm.
Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 12, 2006 12:58 PM
This is stuff that dreams are made of. Richard Branson deliberately confused Paris Hilton with a waitress, and asked her for a drink. Score 1 for the Billionaire - but which one?
Just days after giving birth to a baby girl, Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year old son dies mysteriously. Let's hope he wasn't taking Trimspa tablets, ouch.
Sean Combs is not allowed to be called 'Diddy' in the UK anymore, as apparently someone already goes by that name. Anybody? No? Me either.
Michael Parkinson is not impressed with Charlotte Church's new chat show, not least because she pulls off better cleavage than him.
Making us all green with envy, although we're unsure about the credibility of this, as it's supposedly from an interview with the NotW, Kirsten Dunst speaks out about her previous relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal, 'We tried to spice things up - we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea'. Bitch, just quit bragging already.
In more barftacular news, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged. Maybe.
Just recently Uma Thurman announced she wanted a toy boy, and ker-ching, she has one already. And it's Orlando Bloom...Life just isn't fair.
The only hot Desperate Housewife wants to quit to concentrate on her film career. Considering Eva Longoria's next film is called 'How I met my boyfriend's dead fiancee', I don't think it's a wise move.
And in other freaky news, David Hasslehoff wants to be buried in a glass coffin under his Hollywood star so people can watch him decompose. Little does he know we've been doing that the past 54 years of his life.
Claudia Schiffer is in trouble over her 'vicious dogs', and no, we're not referring to her supermodel pals.
Posted by Katherine on September 12, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, David Hasselhoff, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (3)
September 7, 2006 8:27 PM
Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence earlier this morning, the photo on the left shows her being led, handcuffed, into a police car.
Speaking of DUI and raving loonies, Mel Gibson has left rehab, and is fed up with people paying so much attention to him. Don't worry, Mel, having a stiff scotch will surely help matters eh!
Britney Spears is rumoured to be giving birth today, by C-section, and will be naming her supposed daughter 'Jailynn', after her mother, Lynne, and sister, Jamie. Yup, Jail Federline. What a knob.
As if we care, but Heather Locklear and David Spade have ended their 5 month relationship, with reports saying David thinks she's an 'high-maintenance bitch'.
But not to worry, as it seems Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey may be back together - perhaps she's clucky after seeing those cute Suri Cruise photos?
P Diddy's girlfriend is pregnant with not one, but two little P Diddlers.
Marcia Cross, of Desperate Housewives fame, is up the duff with her husband, reportedly 2 months gone.
Brangelina are tying the knot viddy viddy soon! Or so Star claims...
Yessss! Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after 4 years - get ready to fight for him, girls.
And as one heart-throb becomes single, another disappears into marriage, with Emilio Estevez becoming engaged to his writer girlfriend.
Posted by Katherine on September 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 5, 2006 4:47 PM
Kelly Osbourne fake marries in an inflatable church at a music festival in Ireland. Well, when in Ireland...
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are apparently over, whilst Angelina Jolie is pregnant again - too much information to take in all at once!
The Arctic Monkeys are the favourite to win tonight's Mercury Music Prize, even though last year's favourite was Kaiser Chiefs, and well, we all know what happened there.
Sharon Osbourne's dog bites Patrick Swayze on her chat show. No, not her pussy. Her dog. Although I wouldn't put it past her to let the pussy out of the trousers with the likes of Swayze around.
If you're wealthy enough, and flamboyant enough, you can bag yourself some of Cher's very own outfits at Sotheby's auction house in London.
Keira Knightley is stunned she actually has to pay for something. Life is hard, doll.
Madonna is auctioning off her wedding tiara on eBay, reports that this is due to bankruptcy are entirely made up.
The video of Kate Moss for Agent Provocateur has apparently crashed their server, undoubtedly due to the millions of horny pubescent boys.
Pamela Anderson launches her own makeup line, because the kids aren't slutty enough these days.
You can pick up Syd Barrett's house in Cambridge for just £300,000 where the former Pink Floyd-er lived for 25 years.
Posted by Katherine on September 5, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Kelly Osbourne, Madonna, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 1, 2006 4:57 PM
One of Linday Lohan's casual lovers has apparently bought her a pricey Cartier engagement ring and whisked her off on holiday to propose, no less than a month after declaring she would never be monogamous.
Somehow we don't think this is an authentic baby registry for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - firstly, he's listed as K-Fed. Is anyone really that dumb? Oh, wait.
Lionel Richie gives his mark of approval to daughter Nicole and current bed-warmer, Brody Jenner.
Thoughts of retirement are far from Madonna's mind, as she starts planning her next album, reportedly meant to be more of the same disco music. Just leave the leotards alone this time, love.
If you care to remember her, Christina Milian is flogging all her clothes on eBay to make a quick buck, sources say she is indeed close to bankrupt.
The filming of Charlotte Church's first talk show episode was apparently a 'shambles' but will be edited well for the debut tonight.
As if we need more evidence on Paris Hilton's more than willing thighs, here it is.
Could Robbie Williams be shedding his playboy image, preferring to jump into bed with his Playstation instead of a woman?
If the sight of Daniel Craig in his swimming trunks didn't turn you on, perhaps his gay kiss will.
Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been branded the 'worst tenant in history', as his landlord evicts him.
Posted by Katherine on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
It feels wrong filing a story about Geri Halliwell under 'musical stars'. But anyway - Geri has sparked worry in her mother, Anna Maria, as the ex-Spice Girl has over three stone since giving birth to first daughter, Bluebell Madonna, in May. Everyone knows Geri's previous problems with eating disorders and her weight, and a source told 'Closer' magazine: "Anna Maria is happy that Geri is looking so fit and healthy at the moment, but she doesn't want her to slip into her old ways after all the problems she's had with food in the past. She doesn't want her to become too skinny again."
Geri is thought to be losing weight as she is set to release 'Disco Sister: The Very Best of Geri' - her greatest hits - toward the end of the year. There's many, many jokes I could make here, but I'll go with two simple questions: 1) Since when has anything Geri Halliwell's ever done been termed as 'disco''? 2) Just how short a track listing is now allowed for a greatest hits? Anyway, a friend of Geri's said: "Geri is very proud of her singing career and is really pleased with the album." Jolly good, Geri, just don't go mad with the diet and exercise.
When Heather Mills realised that her marriage to Sir Paul McCartney was over, she probably expected a custody battle - but not over Richard & Judy. The TV power couple have come down hard on Paul's side and completely cut Heather - who they've had on their teatime TV show countless times - out of their life. And good for them!
Richard has been scathing of Heather in his newspaper column - where he finished with the words "a happy man is a good husband. Linda [Paul's first wife] knew that instinctively. Perhaps Heather should learn it - and Judy is said to have been a shoulder for Paul to cry on, says Closer magazine.
This all makes me think... does Heather Mills have any friends? Anyone at all?
August 30, 2006 6:22 PM
Could Lindsay Lohan possibly be going sober, and, err, just what the world needs, becoming a DJ?
Justin Timberlake may or may not have binned Cameron Diaz in time for the launch of his new album, Future Sex/Love Sounds. We bet he's not getting much of either at the moment...
Yesterday we reported K-Fed was appearing in CSI, today it's Entourage, as he plays - get this - 'a celebrity's freeloading spouse'. Huh, the scriptwriters didn't have to stretch far, did they?
Should we feel privileged over this? I can't tell - 2 former Blink 182'ers have reformed as a new band (+44), reportedly named after the UK dialling code. Greeeaaat...
Funny that Snakes on a Plane tops the box office only in Australia. Steve Irwin, we blame you.
Celebrity relationships just get more and more aesthetically disgusting, as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are reportedly a couple.
Sean Preston, (Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's bub), is pronounced a genius, as his first words uttered are 'dada'. Praise the Lord his first words weren't 'oi, you got a lighter?'
Score one for Blighty, as Charlotte Church knocks back Paris Hilton's offer of appearing on her new chat show.
Drats, Penny Lancaster is not content with having just one baby from the lovemachine of Rod Stewart, oh no, they're intending on having another. Curses!
So much for her vow of abstinence, Paris Hilton has moved in with 'Firecrotch' utterer, Brandon Davis.
Posted by Katherine on August 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 29, 2006 4:56 PM
As if celebrities aren't already superior to us mere civilians, Natalie Portman dons her battle rags and enters the war zone of Israel, to visit her family despite the war with Hezbollah. Bring us back a souvenir, won't you love?
Thank the lord, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are reportedly civil with one another now. Is it too soon to suggest a threesome?
Owen Wilson-obsessives, time to hike down to your nearest Agent Provocateur, as he is apparently not bedding Kate Hudson, who is rumoured to be back with her homeless-looking husband.
Elton John proves he is walking ever closer along the path to senility and dementia, as he apparently wants to work 'with Pharrell, Timbaland, Snoop, Kanye, Eminem and just see what happens'. What happens, Elt, is that you'll wind up being shot.
Kevin Federline has landed a speaking role in CSI, where he'll be playing a 'threatening' teenager. At the tender age of...28?
More hope for Jennifer Aniston of staying Brad's parents' preferred choice of daughter-in-law, as they are offended by Angelina Jolie's drunk behaviour and 'tactless' personality at a recent birthday party for Maddox.
It's official, Suri Cruise will make her debut in the October issue of Vanity Fair.
At least the musical will be in keeping with the film version of Chicago, as fellow emaciated singer Ashlee Simpson is set to star as Roxie Hart, the part portrayed by Renee Zellweger in the film.
Not content with just stealing The Office from our fair shores, HBO are set to remake Little Britain to entertain Americans. Somehow I think the Vicky Pollard skits will be more of a real-life drama over there than a comedy.
And apparently Eminem is not a misogynistic so and so, he is, infact, channeling Buddha. Right...
Posted by Katherine on August 29, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 1, 2006 10:02 PM
Let's review Kerry's file. She joins Atomic Kitten, despite the fact she can't sing. She hooks up with the first boyband member she can find - Westlife's Brian McFadden - gets pregnant, quits AK and dedicates her time to telling magazines how much she loves Brian. She gives birth to Molly, who's followed by sister Lily-Sue not long after. Kerry then goes on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! and despite being an emotional wreck, somehow manages to win. Then Brian ditches her, and it all begins to go a bit wrong.
First Kerry - who seems to be allergic to the idea of being single - latches on to Dan Corsi, who is A Wannabe of the highest calibre. She's madly in love for a good month, then ditches him for local Warrington lad Dave Cunningham. For awhile, she's madly in love again and wants babies. Then Dave finishes with her. So she, having been single for a terrifying three seconds, starts dating cabbie Mark Croft in January of 2006. Despite friends and family warning her off him, they get engaged. And now she's pregnant. What a mess.
Prediction: Kerry will give birth next February/March time and will grace OK! magazine with exclusive shots of her and the baby. At some point in 2007, Mark will walk out. Kerry will then be back in the magazines talking about her loss and boring us all stupid. By the end of 2007, she'll be with someone new and again, he'll be the love of her life.
It's the kids I feel sorry for.
Anyway. Kerry's PR Max Clifford has issued the following statement, reported in new magazine: "Kerry is nine weeks pregnant and she is relaxing at home... she is extremely happy about the whole thing". Let's hope she gets her act together, soon. [Toni Kelly]
July 27, 2006 1:32 AM
new magazine reports that Madonna is looking to adopt a third child after failing to conceive naturally with husband Guy Ritchie. The couple are said to have been to both US and UK adoption agencies and plan to go ahead when 47-year-old Madonna has finished her current world tour.
A source told the magazine: "They had a meeting about becoming parents to an orphaned baby. They are desperate to expand their family, but sadly Madonna has not managed to get pregnant again."
Since giving birth to son Rocco, Madonna has repeatedly been spotted visiting fertility clinics and specialist doctors but after four years has turned to adoption. Madonna also has a daughter, Lourdes, from a previous relationship. [Toni Kelly]
July 26, 2006 10:54 PM
New magazine reports that he claims becoming a father is "the best thing I ever did", and added: "Children change your perspective and it takes the focus off yourself. I am really grateful for that. I am so tired of thinking about myself. I'm sick of myself!"
He's not the only one. Ahem. [Toni Kelly]
How very Hollywood. Mel B, she of Spice Girl fame, and actor Eddie Murphy have decided to get married - a month into their relationship! The pair are, according to new magazine, living in Eddie's Los Angeles mansion as they plan their September wedding. A source said: "Mel just wants her and Eddie's close family to be there for the simple blessing. But they will be inviting their friends to a lavish wedding breakfast reception afterward."
The couple have already made a declaration of love with, ahem, matching tattoos. Must be love, then. [Toni Kelly]
I don't know what to believe about Liz Hurley's impending nuptials. First off, it's reported they're engaged but can't get married until businessman boyfriend Arun Nayer has finalised his divorce. That happens, but there's still no wedding. Reason this time: his family - who're Indian - don't approve of Liz. Then eventually they decide they will get married, but it'll be in Indian and be a traditional ceremony.
Now, it's presto chango again as new magazine have reported Liz and Arun are actually set to tie the knot at the Barnsley House Hotel in the Cotswolds, which backs on to Liz's £4 million mansion. The pair have booked the entire place for almost a week in mid-September, and insiders say the wedding will be "a big function" with around 120 guests set to attend. I wonder if they'll actually go through with it, this time? [Toni Kelly]
Ex-Busted star Matt Willis has admitted to new magazine that he's had to go back into rehab for his alcohol problems. He first went into rehab following Busted's split in January 2005, but managed to get himself right in time to release his first solo single Up All Night in March 2006.
Sadly, Matt confessed he'd been back to The Priory: "I've tried very hard, but every now and then I can't help myself. I slip back in to my old ways. But I'm in a good place now and things are looking up for me. I've got a lot to look forward to."
Good luck, Matt! [Toni Kelly]
July 25, 2006 6:08 PM
Am I the only one who finds the Beckham's open determination and desire to have a daughter a bit hard to take? Star magazine have reported that the couple are renting a Spanish mansion - at a cost of £14,000 per day - to focus on baby-making, and this time they want a girl after three sons. Victoria has even spoken out about her desire for a daughter: "I wouldn't mind having one or two more children - and I'd love to have a girl. I can imagine helping her with her make-up and choosing her clothes with her."
Let's imagine their "special time together" goes to plan and Victoria is soon
repeatedly denying then eventually admitting announcing she's pregnant, and it turns out to be a boy. The world and his wife knows they wanted a girl, and surely that poor kid, if male, is going to grow up knowing that. It's a good job they're rich: I see this leading to a lot of therapy. [Toni Kelly]
They're the nuptials all of us star gazers have been waiting for, but it looks like we'll be made to wait a little longer until we see Brangelina stroll up the aisle. For over a year, it seems a day can't go by without someone claiming they're getting wed, but Brad Pitt has poured cold water over the rumours by confessing to his Gran, Betty, that he still hasn't got over his marriage to Jennifer Aniston.
Big-mouthed Betty told Star magazine: "Brad promised his last wife [Aniston] on their wedding day they'd be together forever, and they didn't make it. He is a sensitive soul who just wants to make sure he can keep his promise this time round."
A friend added: "Brad's world is wonderful right not, but he can't forget the words he said to Jen on their wedding day. That is the mark of total respect he still has for Jen. He made the promise all husbands do - to love Jen forever. But deep down, I suspect he feels a pang of regret that the marriage didn't work out."
Am I reading this right? A celebrity actually respecting their vows and the sanctity of marriage? Never thought I'd see the day... [Toni Kelly]
You may have already heard this over at fellow Shiny blog TV Scoop but we're still the celeb blog and in case you didn't know, we simply had to report on this story - it's too perfect!
The Apprentice Series 2 winner Michelle Dewberry is reportedly three months pregnant, and Daddy is none other than fellow Apprentice contestant, Syed Ahmed, reports Star magazine. The pair have been on/off since meeting last year during filming of the TV show, though their romance cooled when Syed caught Michelle slagging him off on the show. Michelle, who's £100,000 job with Alan Sugar involves heading up new company Xenon Green, has told family and friends that Syed will stand by her "come what may".
Yeah, sure, until she looks at him funny and he throws his toys out of the pram again. [Toni Kelly]
June 29, 2006 12:06 AM
Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria was left "shaken" following a car accident in West Hollywood. The youngest of the wives cast had just left the hair salon of celeb-fave Ken Paves when she and her assistant clambered into Eva's brand-new Range Rover and soon collided with a Ford Taurus, says heat magazine. Eva was not driving at the time.
An eyewitness told Xtra MSN: "Eva and Ken said their goodbyes. Then before you know it there was a crash and both cars collided."
Eva's 'people' later issued the following statement: "Eva was having her hair done by the fabulous Kenny Paves at his new
salon on Robertson. Eva and her assistant left the salon together --
her assistant was driving Eva back to her house so they could get ready
to go out tonight. Eva's assistant pulled out of the parking spot and just got hit. Minor damage, no one hurt."
Good good. Can't keep making the show (which I'm still hopelessly addicted to) if she's in plaster cast, can she? [Toni Kelly]
June 28, 2006 11:58 PM
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. As most of the populace know, driving and using your mobile phone at the same became illegal quite some time ago. However, it seems that someone forgot to tell magazine favourite/class idiot Jade Goody. The not-to-bright-one is pictured in this week's heat magazine driving back from the T4 On The Beach gig, and she's got her mobile phone in hand.
The magazine claims Jade was caught sending a text message whilst speeding along at 50mph in the drivers seat. She can probably afford the £1,000 fine, but it's not setting a very good example, is it? (I, of course, never touch my mobile phone when I'm behind the wheel. Ahem.) [Toni Kelly]
Airwave-botherer James Blunt has confessed that American women scare him, according to Heat magazine. The reason? They're too tall. The inexplicably popular paragon of music for people who don't like music says "American women are an inch taller [than average British women]. An inch makes a huge difference to me, because I'm a pretty small guy."
This man was in the army, and he's scared of tall women? God help us if there's another war. Rumours that his next million-selling, misery-inducing, accountant-pleasing, dinner-party-soundtracking album will contain a song titled "Here TPT, I'm Feeling Frisky, Fetch The Stool" were unconfirmed, and entirely made up at time of going to press.
WAG royalty Victoria Beckham and Cheryl Tweedy have become nigh-on inseparable as they watch their respective men
stumble towards an inevitable quarter-final exit aiming for World Cup glory in Germany. Notoriously wary Queen Bee Victoria has taken an immediate shine to the pretty Geordie one out of Girls Aloud, spurred on by Cheryl's fondness for the Beckham brood - Brooklyn, Romeo and (Heaven help us) Cruz.
A friend told Heat magazine: "When you think about it, they have a lot in common. Both became famous at a young age in an all-girl group and both worked hard to reach that stage". Yes, and ... come on, you know this one ... OK, never mind. The friend continued "When there was an article in a German tabloid calling Victoria a trophy wife, Cheryl was furious and wanted to give the journalist a piece of her mind". There's one relieved journalist out there, then. Victoria is also giving Cheryl advice on how to make her wedding to heterosexual footballer Ashley Cole one to remember. Great news for throne shops everywhere.
Famous-in-her-own-right actress Katie Holmes has shed a remarkable two stone in weight since giving birth to Suri, the lesser-spotted spawn of her in-no-way phony relationship with dinky Scientologist Tom Cruise. The dramatic banishing of the bulge has led to fears from her friends that she is putting her health in danger. Heat magazine quotes a friend as saying "She's dropped a lot of weight since Suri was born in April. We're concerned she could be pushing it too far too soon."
Top Gun star Tom is apparently also deeply concerned over the pace of Katie's slimming. Cruise, who introduced his bride-to-be-no-honest-she-is to Victoria Beckham in the hope that she could pass on some dieting tips (HELLO!), is urging Katie to take it easy. Honestly Tom, make up your mind...
June 27, 2006 11:03 PM
Reformed drug addict and model Sophie Anderton is facing legal action after a bracelet she was leant by jewellers Boodles has gone missing. Sophie claims: "The bracelet was stolen off my arm." She then reported the incident to the police.
However, Boodles aren't so sure and have called in their lawyers. The bracelet was leant to Sophie for her birthday party and was worth £26,000, according to New magazine. Sophie's lawyer has hit back saying: "Any action against her will be vigoriously denied."
That's all very well and good, but I still can't figure out how someone can steal a bracelet off someone else's arm. Or maybe I'm just being cynical. Again. [Toni Kelly]
Blimey, I don't know what Seal eats, but whatever it is it's working! The singer and his supermodel wife Heidi Klum have announced they're expecting their second child, just nine months after the birth of their first. Firstborn Henry was born last September and the couple also live with Heidi's daughter, Leni, 2, from her relationship with Formula One manager Flavio Briatore (otherwise known - to me, anyway - Him That Puts It About A Lot).
Seal, who at 43 is ten years older than his wife, confirmed to new magazine: "It gives me great joy to announce that Heidi, Leni, Henry and I are expecting a new addition to our ever-increasing family." Good for them. [Toni Kelly]
Geri Halliwell's six-week old daughter Bluebell is already doing yoga, new magazine claimed this week. Geri has signed her firstborn up for yoga classes in her second home, Los Angeles, in the hope they will help Bluebell sleep and stay healthy "through a series of massage and movement sessions". Bluebell is following in her famous Mums' steps, as Geri has been a long-term fan of yoga.
Massage? Movement sessions? For a six-week old? And it's said that some people have more money than sense... [Toni Kelly]
Curiously orange celebrity spouse Legendary pop star Peter Andre is backing Welsh vomit-fountain Glyn as a strong contender for BB7. In his weekly, thrill-a-decade column in New magazine, Ronseal Pete contrasts Glyn's qualities with those of the heroic sweary housemate, Pete.
While acknowledging that Pete (the good one) is "brilliant and the sweetest guy", Pete (the burnt-sienna one) wonders "how are they going to put him on all these live TV shows if he has Tourette's syndrome". I'd imagine they'll just play in ambient bird noise, but anyway, Mr Jordan says Glyn is "nice and good-hearted and I think he's a strong contender as well". God, I hope not. We all know what happened the last time he was given champagne. [Toni Kelly]
Queen WAG Victoria Beckham has apparently had something of a falling out with one of her drones over some comments about her weight. Carly Zucker, girlfriend of David's equally squeaky-voiced team-mate Joe Cole, confided in a fellow WAG that she thought Posh was looking "emaciated", and somehow didn't think Victoria would get to hear of this. Naive girl!
A "source close to the group" is quoted in New magazine as saying "Carly is a personal trainer and believes that being toned is of vital importance ... she thinks that Victoria looks emaciated and not toned. This has filtered back to Victoria and she hit the roof." Whether this was through anger or through Victoria being too light to remain on the ground, we don't know. Apparently Posh hit back by saying that Zucker looks "beefy and masculine", and has told hubby David of her dislike for the junior WAG, who presumably should know her place. David was unavailable for comment, as he simply couldn't bring himself to care. Apparently knocking a ball around is more important that the latest WAG gossip. Idiot. [Toni Kelly]
June 21, 2006 5:33 PM
Big Brother's Big Mouth presenter Russell Brand has been telling the press all about his childhood battles with eating disorder bulimia, saying he suffered from the illness for three years. new magazine reports he said: "I was a fat little kid. I wanted to lose weight, and I would make myself sick on a daily basis. I remember my stepdad asking me to stop puking up in the sink because it was blocking the drain."
The super-skinny and super talented Russell continued: "I stopped by the time I was 17 as by then I was a drug addict so I had other self-destructive behaviour to be getting on with." Quite. [Toni Kelly]
Despite the fact that she's at war with apparently everyone in her life (apart from her gold and fame digging fiance, of course) Kerry Katona has reason to celebrate this week. The I'm A Celeb winner has finally agreed the terms of her divorce from ex-Westlife singer Brian McFadden, and despite earlier claims that Brian would seek full custody, Kerry will keep custody of their two daughters - Molly and Lilly-Sue.
Kerry's spokesman and all-round PR guru Max Clifford confirmed to new magazine: "Kerry will get full custody. She's always said she wants Brian to feature highly in their life. Some of the comments Brian has made have hurt her but she's managed to keep her dignity and rise above it all for the sake of her kids."
Kerry Katona? Dignity? What kind of Bizarro World am I in? [Toni Kelly]
Once upon a time, couples would get wed and then decide to have children. It seems that the more traditional route is being abandoned more and more by celebrities, and Brangelina are no different. Having recently welcomed their first child to the world, they've gone to the media and said that they have absolutely no plans to marry at the moment. Of course, it could be a 'clever' ruse to get the media to back off, but it might also be true. To me, the question becomes - why have a kid together but not get married? Why aren't they getting married? Is there trouble in paradise?
new magazine reports that Angelina said: "There is nothing in the air. The focus is the kids, and we are obviously extremely committed to the children as parents together, so that kind of says it for us. To have a ceremony on top of it is nothing."
What with reports that Brad is getting bored with the backpacking lifestyle Angelina so enjoys, somehow I don't see this ending well. [Toni Kelly]
The pair are said to have grown increasinly closer during the pregnancy, when Mrs. B was on hand to offer advice. A source told the magazine: "Victoria is probably one of the few people who is close to Geri. She was like a sister to her when she was pregnant."
However, Victoria's 'advice' and sister-like affection may have gone too far. Closer magazine have claimed that Victoria encouraged Geri to diet before the birth of Bluebell so she could get her figure back in super-quick celeb style. The concept of dieting during pregnancy has been rubbished by medical experts, so maybe Geri shouldn't take all of her Posh friend's advice. [Toni Kelly
May 17, 2006 12:41 PM
I'm not too sure about this one, but apparently Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has been having her wicked way with Robbie Williams recently. The official line, according to Closer magazine is: "Tara was seeing Robbie for about two weeks while he was over in London last month. They saw each other as much as they could during the visit. For about 10 days they just stayed in bed watching DVDs and eating takeaways - it all sounded very intimate."
I can't help but be doubtful, though. The big expose is in a magazine Tara has a long-term column in (no other celeb magazines have reported the pair are anymore than friends). The pair have also known each other for 10 years, which opens up the question 'why now'? Apparently the relationship wasn't sustainable because Robbie lives in LA - but why would that be a problem for super-rich TPT? Hmmmm, there's definitely something fishy going on here. [Toni Kelly]
May 16, 2006 7:36 PM
They are, they aren't... blimey, please just let us know, Brangelina! One minute it's in the press that Angelina refers to Brad as "my husband" and that they've secretly gotten married, the next they're having blazing rows over every issue imaginable and are on the verge of splitting. The latest news, courtesy of Star magazine, is that the couple have already said the big "I will".
According to Namibian locals, they wed back on April 22nd. "There were cars coming and going, security and guests," a witness says. Representatives of the pair deny they have tied the knot, but Star sources claim the couple have had a commitment ceremony.
Just blinking let us know, guys, so we can start that divorce sweepstake! [Toni Kelly]