October 6, 2011 12:15 PM

Mark Wright hits back at his ex Lauren Goodger

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It's tough to try and keep up with these two. One minute their on, then the next their off. But after Lauren Goodger revealed last week that she had an abortion with Mark Wright's baby a twitter battle between the two ensued, then Mark decided it was his turn to open up in an equally as revealing interview.

Speaking to OK magazine Mark, 24, said about Lauren, also 24: "I can never go back to her now. I had been questioning whether I've done the right thing, but after that interview? That is it."

And referring to the abortion she spoke out about he said: 'It was such an upsetting time. I hate the idea of abortions, that's why it only happened once in ten years. I was more careful."

Talk about airing your dirty laundry in public! Is there anything about these two we don't know? Mark even ridiculed Lauren and basically denied everything bad she's ever said about him - from forcing her to lose weight to stopping her from going out with friends.

But who to believe? It all just seems too complicated to keep up with.

Posted by Jenny Kyte on October 6, 2011 in Hot Gossip, TOWIE, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (6)

April 4, 2011 7:14 PM

Robert Pattinson gets MAD over Twilight pictures leak

Robert PattinsonCalling all Twilight fans...

Your Lord, your Master, Robert Pattinson has called upon your services as...a hate mob?!

"I want the Twilight troops to mobilise, all the good fans, and find out who these little shits are and just hack into their computers and destroy them. I'm being genuinely serious, Twilight fans... Punish them,"

Big words there, R-Patz.

The 24-year-old was spouting his mouth off in reference to the Twilight 'fans' who recently leaked a few sexy sexy pictures from the final instalment of the vampire movie franchise.

He continued: "It's raw footage: It's not even what people are going to see. Why do this maliciously? You're not a fan. You're just a dick."

Who? Me? Why, how DARE you Robert. You'll just have to make it up to me by taking me out for dinner...

Posted by Kate Lapthorn on April 4, 2011 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 24, 2010 4:26 PM

Robert Pattinson is going deaf!

robert-pattinson.jpgRobert Pattinson is a funny scamp. He looks a bit like one of the Avatar creatures and claims to be allergic to lady's front bottoms. That doesn't stop you ladies swooning at the very mention of his name. Well, now it appears that he's going deaf as well. Apparently, because devoted fans keep screaming at him, he fears he might go completely deaf and he's very worried about it all indeed.

Pattinson told the Sun: "I'm almost completely deaf anyway. So I'm worried. I'm very worried."

At the UK premier Remember Me, fans once again greeted the Twilight actor with screams on top of all the press wanting a piece of him.

"I never really know what to do with myself before a première. I just kind of freak out in the car on the way and then kind of remain in a bit of a daze."

Is this his subtle way of telling everyone to calm down a bit? Or is he looking to get a sponsorship deal with ear-plugs?

[Hecklerspray]

Posted by mofgimmers on March 24, 2010 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (4)

December 1, 2009 4:37 PM

Botox is grotesque says Amanda Holden

amanda holden.jpgAmanda Holden has claimed that she has stopped using Botox. According to the Daily Mail, the Britain's Got Talent judge (and person who made Les Dennis cry) said that her regular past treatments were "a bit of a stupid thing to do". Holden said: "I haven't had Botox for eight or nine months and when I'm out in LA, I think about it even less. "It puts me off when I see people out there. Everyone looks the same and it's quite grotesque... It was something I used when I was in sunnier climates in South Africa."

Of rumours that she had her lips done, she furthered: "No, I've honestly never, ever had anything done to my lips. They are thinner than they were ten years ago!

"I think there was a picture of me once from Britain's Got Talent which made them look odd, but I was in the middle of speaking. I've never had anything done to my lips, ever!"

Hmmmm.

This coming from someone who once described the procedure as like "getting your roots done" and "like cleaning your teeth - maintenance".

Posted by mofgimmers on December 1, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 6, 2009 3:26 PM

BBC to take no action against Du Beke for racist comment

Anton-thumb-thumb-150x225.jpgThe BBC will not be taking any action against Strictly Come Dancing star Anton Du Beke over his racist remark, according to a report.

Professional dancer Du Beke recently made a public apology for describing his celebrity partner Laila Rouass as a "Paki" in training.

Anti-racism groups have since called for Du Beke to be dropped from the programme whilst dozens of fans have also complained about the incident.
However, a BBC insider told The Mirror: "It's done and dusted now, and a line has been drawn under the whole matter. Laila has forgiven Anton and that's what really matters.

"He is utterly mortified and realises it was a totally unacceptable thing to say. But it has been put down to silly banter that went too far. Anton has offered a full apology and they are both happy to leave it at that."

Rouass has stated that she accepts Du Beke's apology and wants to concentrate on progressing further in the BBC One contest.

Posted by mofgimmers on October 6, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 8, 2009 12:33 PM

Harry Potter star: Drug charges

Jamie WaylettHarry Potter star Jamie Waylett has been charged with illegally growing cannabis plants, just minutes before the premiere of the latest film. Waylett, who plays bully Vincent Crabbe in the movies, will appear in a London court on July 16 for sentencing and could face up to 14 years in jail.

A police statement said that the actor was "charged with producing a Class B drug, namely 10 plants of cannabis". The 19-year-old actor was arrested in April this year when police pulled him over in Westminster and found 11 bags of the drug in his car. They later found over £2,000 worth of cannabis plants in his London home.

Posted by mofgimmers on July 8, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 18, 2009 2:14 PM

Cher 'supporting' sex change

CherCher has claimed that she will "strive to understand" her daughter's decision to undergo a sex change. Speaking to People, the singer insisted that she would "support" Chaz Bono as he began treatment to change his gender from female to male. "Chaz is embarking on a difficult journey... I respect the courage it takes to go through this transition in the glare of public scrutiny," Extra quotes. "Although I may not understand, I will strive to be understanding. The one thing that will never change is my abiding love for my child."

Posted by mofgimmers on June 18, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 9, 2009 2:13 PM

Alan Carr: Lucky to have boyfriend

AlancarrpicAlan Carr has said that he looked like a Tesco check-out assistant the night he met his boyfriend Paul. The comedian was forced to change his outfit after spilling a drink over himself and claimed that he was not expecting to meet a potential beau. "I had this lovely light-blue Prada shirt and quite nice slate-grey trousers and funky shoes."

As I went out, I spilt red wine down my trousers, so I thought I'd put on my other dark-grey trousers," he told Heat. "So I left, I looked in the mirror, and I look like I work at Tesco. I thought, no-one's going to fancy me! I should be packing bags and helping get their trolley to the car! I was gutted, but he still liked me. And in this business it's so nice to have a plus one."

Never mind those funny teeth...

Posted by mofgimmers on June 9, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 5, 2009 10:39 AM

'Home and Away' sex tape scandal

Lincoln LewisHome and Away star Lincoln Lewis has 'fessed up to filming a sex tape with an unidentified Australian television star. According to the Herald Sun, Lewis is understood to have filmed the sexual encounter on his mobile phone last year with an 18-year-old Australian TV star, before showing it to fellow Home and Away cast members and crew.

"You do stupid things when you are young," Lewis told the Australian media today. "But you learn from your mistakes, that's part of growing up. This mistake, and what I have learnt, will contribute a lot to making me a better person in the future."

Lewis's mother Jacqui appeared on Australian radio station Nova and verbally attacked her son's accomplice in the scandalous film clip. "I am glad he is not with that girl any more, I don't want that as a daughter-in-law," Ms Lewis said. "She must have said she was willing to do it. It takes two to tango, doesn't it? As a female, I wouldn't be doing any of that - we keep things. Have a look at Monica Lewinsky with Bill Clinton - she kept the dress. It's on his phone but she allowed it."

Posted by mofgimmers on June 5, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 20, 2009 3:41 PM

Pete Wentz hits out at 'stalker' website

Pete_wentz_ Pete Wentz has lambasted a celebrity website for alerting the paparazzi to his whereabouts on a family day out in New York. The Fall Out Boy bassist was outraged to learn that Gawker.com had posted a sighting of him in Central Park with wife Ashlee Simpson and five-month-old son Bronx Mowgli yesterday afternoon.

Writing on his official blog, he said: "You disgust me... I don't want a GPS on my kid. We don't parade him around. We don't call the paparazzi on ourselves. For the most part we try and make his life as normal as possible.

"It's completely irresponsible and dangerous to my son for you to do the opposite and write where he is at any given time." He added: "I doubt what you are doing is illegal, but it surely is unethical. I wonder what you'll say the day someone gets hurt in 'real life' (you know, that place next to your keyboard)."

Posted by mofgimmers on May 20, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 11, 2009 3:28 PM

Lorraine Kelly criticises Botox celebs

Scary-botox Lorraine Kelly has had a pop at celebrities who use Botox in their faces in a bid to look younger. The GMTV presenter told the Sunday Mail that she would never have cosmetic surgery or use the neurotoxic protein herself. Kelly said: "I don't understand Botox. Why would you want to put poison in your face so it doesn't move? I find wrinkles attractive - they show someone has lived.

She continued: "I used to think Nicole Kidman was beautiful but now her face doesn't move. It's a shame people feel they have to do that."

She added that women should not try to lose drastic amounts of weight because they can become "very ill and unhappy", urging them to be happy with what they have got instead. Earlier this year, Kelly said that in the future people would be surprised at the notion of people using Botox. She has a point...

Posted by mofgimmers on May 11, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

May 5, 2009 3:13 PM

Danielle Lloyd punched in fight

Danielle-lloydDanielle Lloyd was punched in the face after a fight broke out over her footballer boyfriend Jamie O'Hara. The former (disgraced) Miss Great Britain suffered a cut lip after bumping into the Tottenham Hotspur star's ex-girlfriend Sade in an Essex bar, just hours after she told the News Of The World that Lloyd had stolen O'Hara away from her.

According to The Sun, a brawl started between friends of Sade and Lloyd, who claimed that she was hit in the face as she went to leave. A representative for the model said: "She has swelling and an injury to her lip. She was absolutely shocked and horrified at what happened. She and Jamie had had a lovely weekend and she was attacked for no reason.

"There is not a shred of truth in the claim she stole Jamie from his ex-girlfriend. Both were single when they met."

Police are reported to have visited O'Hara's Essex home yesterday to photograph the star's injuries. They will also study CCTV footage from the Funkymojoe bar in South Woodford. Lloyd has already said that she will press charges over the "violent assault". A Metropolitan police spokesperson has confirmed that "officers are investigating" but insisted that "no arrests have been made".

Posted by mofgimmers on May 5, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 7, 2009 3:39 PM

Chris Brown pleads 'not guilty'

Chris_brownChris Brown pleaded not guilty to two felony counts at a Los Angeles courtroom last night. Brown was charged with assault and making criminal threats to his then girlfriend Rihanna on February 8th ahead of the Grammy Awards, which both stars missed.Much speculation has surrounded the case so far, and now, Brown is saying he is not guilty of what he's been accused of.

After Brown entered his plea, the judge said that the singer's preliminary hearing would be delayed from April 15th to April 29th, with the defence being given more time to work out a plea bargain, Rolling Stone reports.

Rihanna's lawyer Donald Etra said that his client hoped that the case would not go to trial and that a settlement with the court would be reached instead. "She wants this to be over quickly," he said at a press conference. Yesterday, it emerged that US radio stations had playlisted a new song that is critical of Brown.

Posted by mofgimmers on April 7, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 6, 2009 2:46 PM

Shots fired at Gisele's wedding

Gisele_Bundchen A Costa Rican newspaper has claimed that one of its photographers was shot at during Gisele Bundchen's wedding to Tom Brady. Crikey! Wedding's normally just have the odd punch-up when I've been! Some 50 guests reportedly attended the supermodel's second wedding to the American football star in Santa Teresa.

Al Dia photographer Rolando Aviles claimed that he was in a car with an Agence France-Presse paparazzo when one of Bundchen's bodyguards shot at them. The incident is said to have happened after the photographers refused to give up their cameras.

Representatives for the couple have denied that the incident happened. "I have no knowledge of the events being described," said Brady's agent Don Yee. "Additionally, security personnel have reported they do not have any knowledge of such an event. Given this, I have no other comment."

Posted by mofgimmers on April 6, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 26, 2009 1:40 PM

Cellulite doesn't bother Kim Kardashian

Kim-kardashianKim Kardashian has said that she doesn't care about leaked pictures of her with cellulite. Quite right too. Photos of the American socialite were accidentally posted on Complex magazine's website, before being replaced a couple of hours later with Photoshopped images.

"Everyone has been putting up these pics from Complex magazine showing the comparison of the original un-Photoshopped photo that mistakenly was put up on complex.com," wrote Kardashian on her official blog. "Complex later replaced the pic with the Photoshopped version, causing all of this drama. But you know what, who cares!"

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star added: "So what? I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn't? How many people do you think are Photoshopped? It happens all the time! "I'm proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn't mean I'm perfect."

Posted by mofgimmers on March 26, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 25, 2009 2:30 PM

Danielle sues over 'sexually explicit photos'

Danielle-lloyd-2Danielle Lloyd has reportedly sued the Carphone Warehouse after one of its employees tried to sell sexually explicit photos that were downloaded from her mobile. According to the Daily Mail, Lloyd is claiming up to £50,000 from the company and the worker after the images were swiped when she requested that data be transferred from one phone to another.

In her High Court claim, the model has said that she suffered "great mental distress and shock" after discovering that the unnamed employee had tried to sell the photos to at least five newspapers. The pictures, which her lawyer has described as "very private", are thought to include depictions of the 25-year-old's body before and after her suspected surgery for breast cancer.

In a statement, Carphone Warehouse said that it had conducted an immediate investigation and that the employee no longer works for the company, adding: "The download of customer content is entirely unacceptable and we can confirm that this content was not published. "Their actions are not indicative of our usual standard of service and we absolutely apologise to Ms Lloyd."

Posted by mofgimmers on March 25, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 19, 2009 3:32 PM

Steve-O injured in Dancing fall

Blog4-steve-oDancing With The Stars contestant Steve-O has revealed that he suffered a hematoma after falling on his back during rehearsals for the show. The Jackass loon was unable to compete in this week's episode after tripping during training and landing on his microphone pack. But what is hematoma?

Speaking to Access Hollywood, he explained: "I have a hematoma. In laymen’s terms it means I grew a third butt cheek...A sprained vessel...I have a pinched nerve and my back is sprained."

The British-born star previously revealed that he was suffering from pinched nerves in his back "because of inflammation related to torn muscles". However, he has insisted that he will "be fine" and had no intention of quitting the reality show.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 19, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 17, 2009 2:27 PM

Chris Tarrant speaks out about domestic

Tarrant Chris Tarrant is still a bit of a lad's lad isn't he, despite being eligible for a bus-pass. He got caught with his trousers down by his then-wife's hired Private Dick, and now, he's fresh from spending a night in the cells after a spat with his current flame. So what does he have to say for himself?

The former Tiswas man has spoken out about the argument that lead to his arrest on Sunday night. The host of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire had been to see Tina Turner at The O2 Arena with his partner Jane Bird when they came to blows outside their apartment.

“We had a row - it happens,” he says. “We were both a bit tipsy, we'd had some fine wine. We might have had a few bottles. Someone called the police, but I want to emphasise that absolutely nothing physical happened. There was some shouting and arguing but I absolutely did not try to push her out of the front door.”

[viaHeat]

Posted by mofgimmers on March 17, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 16, 2009 6:34 PM

Brosnan voted sexiest Irish celeb

Pierce_brosnan It's St Patrick's Day tomorrow in Ireland (and celebrated elsewhere of course!), so our thoughts go to the Emerald Isle. Who is the sexiest product of Ireland? Well, in a vote, Mamma Mia star Pierce Brosnan came out on top with nearly a quarter of UK women voting for him. Bad boy Colin Farrell and singing stunner Andrea Corr both came in second place polling 10% of the vote each, with Hollywood hell-raiser Colin also scoring with the boys - 3% of British men think he’s the sexiest Irish star. Who else made the list?

The YouGov survey, commissioned by communications consultancy Eulogy! to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, wasn’t good news for all – poor Louis Walsh must have mislaid his X Factor as he didn’t score a single vote when even smooth-tongued presenter Terry Wogan managed 2% of the vote.  And, unlike their music, musicians Bono and Bob Geldof didn’t even get a look-in in the top 10, both polling enough votes for an equal fifteenth place (1% each). 


The top ten sexiest Irish celebrities are:

1. Pierce Brosnan

2= Colin Farrell

2= Andrea Corr

4. Ronan Keating

5. Nadine Coyle

6. Christine Bleakley

7. Jonathan Rhys Meyers

8= Zoe Salmon

8= Enya

8= Samantha Mumba

The top three sexiest Irish women, as voted by the men, are: Andrea Corr in first place (with 19%), the One Show’s Christine Bleakley second (with 11%) and Girls Aloud’s Nadine Coyle third (with 10%).  However, Bangor beauty and Dancing On Ice star Zoe Salmon scored highly in her home region of Northern Ireland with 16% - coming in overall first place in Northern Ireland. 

And the sexiest men, as voted by the women: Pierce in first place with 26%, Colin Farell second with 17% and Ronan Keating third with 13% of the vote.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 16, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 12, 2009 1:21 PM

Ashley Jensen to quit Ugly Betty

Ashley jensen Ashley Jensen has confirmed that she is to leave US sitcom Ugly Betty. Entertainment Weekly reports that the Scottish actress will leave her role as Betty's best friend Christina McKinney at the end of the current season. It has also been reported that Jensen has been cast in the CBS comedy pilot Accidentally On Purpose.

In the new show, Extras star Jensen will play a San Francisco movie critic who finds herself pregnant after a fling with a much younger man.

Executive producer Silvio Horta said of her departure: "While we're sad that Ashley will not be returning next season as a series regular, she is still a member of the Ugly Betty family. So don't be surprised if you see Christina pop back up in Betty's life." Earlier this year, Jensen denied that she was leaving the show.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 12, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 11, 2009 3:59 PM

Miley Cyrus - Heart condition

Miley-cyrusMiley Cyrus has revealed that she has a dicky ticker. Or, more officially, she is suffering from a heart condition called tachycardia. Writing in her autobiography Miley Cyrus: Miles To Go, the Hannah Montana star admits that the problem is not life threatening but it does worry her.

"The type of tachycardia I have isn’t dangerous," she writes. "It won’t hurt me, but it does bother me. There is never a time onstage when I’m not thinking about my heart."

She explains that the condition causes her resting heart rate to beat faster than a normal person's should. The 16-year-old has previously admitted that she found it "hard" to write the book, which also details her past experiences with bullies and relationship with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 11, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kelly Brook: Chinese condom vendor

Kelly_brookPoor ol' Kelly Brook. An image of her is being used to sell condoms in China, it has emerged. A photograph of the British model, wearing only a gold bikini, has been emblazoned on the front of 12-packs of the Eyesome 'Dotted' brand. The thing is, Brook didn't know a thing about it!

Brook's management are reportedly not aware of any endorsement by the star and are investigating how her image was acquired by the company. Pictures of American Beauty actress Mena Suvari have also been used to promote the company's contraceptives and are featured on packets of their 'Super Moist' brand.

Yuk.

Footballer David Beckham's unauthorised image has been used by Chinese firms in the past for the promotion of condoms and Viagra.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 11, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 6, 2009 10:44 AM

Comic Relief Kilimanjaro climbers reach £1m

Gary-barlow The nine celebrities climbing Mount Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief have apparently reached their fundraising target of £1 million. That's very impressive I think you'll agree! According to the Daily Mail, the news (and timely morale booster) came on day five of the group's eight-day trek to the summit of Africa's highest peak at a time when morale was low due to exhaustion and altitude.

Take That's Gary Barlow said: "We're all near to reaching mental and physical exhaustion up here so to know that everyone is behind us and giving whatever they can is just so humbling.

"Knowing that we've raised this fantastic amount of money in cash strapped times is the push we need to get us to that summit!"

The group, which also includes Alesha Dixon, Cheryl Cole, Kimberly Walsh, Ronan Keating and Denise van Outen, will not be given another fundraising total until they reach the summit.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 6, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Breastfeeding 'normal and natural', says Nell McAndrew

Mcandrew-nellNell McAndrew has defended her decision to continue breast-feeding her son, even though he's almost three years old. The model told The Mirror that she is often criticised and made to "feel uncomfortable" by other mums.

However, the 35-year-old said that she is determined to continue for as long as her child Devon wants to. She said: "Breast-feeding is the most natural thing in the world - and it's so good for my son that I don't see any reason to stop.

"I would never tell other women they have to breast-feed because it's down to individual choice. And by the same token if a mum wants to carry on breast-feeding until their child is five, six or seven that that's fine too."

McAndrew added that women should not be made to feel uncomfortable when feeding their children in public. "It's such a normal, natural thing," she said.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 6, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 4, 2009 3:21 PM

George Sampson requests 'coke' in his rider

George-sampsonSome riders (what bands and artists ask for backstage) are notorious. Only the yellow M&Ms or requests for entire backstage areas to be painted pink. Well, little dancing dervish, George Sampson has a rider of his own... and boy, his demands aren't that great... and it's not the kind of 'coke' you think.

According to a report, Sampson's rider at live events only costs £4.27. The Mirror reports that the Britain's Got Talent winner asks for some pop and snacks. And that's it. At a rugby league game between Wakefield Wildcats and Salford City Reds, he apparently requested six cans of Coca-Cola, a packet of Hubba Bubba bubblegum and one bag of ready salted crisps.

"George has a lot to learn when it comes to the art of celebrity," said a source. "He may be 15 but he is instantly recognisable across the UK and has a huge female fan base. The world is his oyster - he just doesn't want to eat them. At least he hasn't turned into a diva, demanding loads of freebies....Being under 18, he's not into alcohol yet. And bubble gum, crisps and fizzy drinks are a lot easier to source than the, er, sauce!"

Posted by mofgimmers on March 4, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (4)

March 3, 2009 2:06 PM

Danielle Lloyd suffered domestic violence

Danielle_lloydDanielle Lloyd has revealed that she was once the victim in a violent relationship with an ex-boyfriend. The model has made a documentary called Dangerous Love - A Comic Relief Special where she alleges that her partner seemed "lovely" and "generous" before he cut her off from her friends.

Lloyd said: "He'd call me a slag. Soon he started hitting me. Every time, he'd cry and say it wouldn't happen again. Towards the end he was hitting me near enough every day.

"It saddens me to read about violent relationships. I'd advise any woman not to return to an abusive partner."

Lloyd added that in her partner's last attack, she was "out cold for three or four minutes...there was blood all over me, all over the bed, all over the walls", and that as a consequence she had to spend a week in hospital. After splitting from her partner, Lloyd went on to win the Miss England pageant in 2004. Last month, it emerged that Lloyd was planning to write a tell-all book about her love life.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 3, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 2, 2009 3:40 PM

Kate Hudson wants baby with Owen Wilson?

Kate-hudson-owen-wilson Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are planning to to have a child together, say reports. The couple went their separate ways back in 2007, but it's recently emerged that the pair had reunited, The Sun reports.

A friend said: "Kate and Owen initially got back together three months ago after realising they couldn't live without each other. Now they are ready to become parents.

"It was a stumbling block previously with Owen. He's always had a difficult time committing, but this time it's different. Kate was with him throughout his recovery and that made Owen realise how much he loves her.

"Everyone is now confident the relationship will work out long-term and they will be together forever."

Posted by mofgimmers on March 2, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 23, 2009 3:13 PM

Kate Winslet for Playboy?

Tn_kate-winslet-39 Hugh Hefner has said that he would like to feature Oscar-winning actress Kate Winslet as a centrefold in Playboy. Hef', who founded the 'gentleman's' magazine described Winslet as one of the "major sex celebrities of the time", together with Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie and former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham, Metro reports.

Hefner said: "There's no question we would be interested in her. It's a competitive market, more than it used to be, and certainly Kate Winslet would be most welcome in our pages." He added that he would also be interested in featuring pictures of popstars Lily Allen and Cheryl Cole, though he said that Cole was "the more attractive of the two".

Even though Winslet is no stranger to taking her clothes off for a role, she claimed last week, that she would never take off her clothes for a film role again because she cannot "keep getting away with it". Bad luck Hef!

Posted by mofgimmers on February 23, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (2)

February 11, 2009 2:38 PM

Danielle Lloyd to tell all in new book

Danielle-lloydCelebrity Big Brother's Danielle Lloyd has revealed that she is writing a tell-all book about her love life. The former Miss Great Britain's book will "spill the beans of the stars", according to the Daily Star. Lloyd, 25, is apparently at the centre of a bidding war between publishers for her "X-rated autobiography", which is scheduled for release in October.

"She's revealing loads she's never spoken about before," said a representative. "She'll talk about her high-profile relationships and what ­really went on behind the scenes." Lloyd's former lovers include footballers Teddy Sheringham, Jermain Defoe, Marcus Bent and F1 champion Lewis Hamilton.

"Dani has not dated everyone she's been linked to but a few have given it their best shot," said a source. "She knows a lot of juicy details. Many [football] players are dreading this book." The book will also discuss her sacking as Miss Great Britain and the controversy surrounding her appearance on Celebrity Big Brother 5 with Jade Goody and Shilpa Shetty.

Posted by mofgimmers on February 11, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 10, 2009 4:46 PM

Thornton will not speak to Cowell... ever again!

_44662531_thornton_pa226xKate Thornton has said she will never speak to Simon Cowell ever again after he gave her the chop from The X Factor. The television presenter hosted the show from 2004 before being replaced by housewives' favourite, Dermot O'Leary in 2007. Now, it's getting personal.

Thornton told Closer magazine: "I'll never talk to Simon again. He fired me to create headlines without even telling me beforehand, when we had been good friends. Sharon and Louis Walsh really supported me, but at the end of the day it was a game of 'Simon Says' and he wanted me out."

"I wouldn’t watch the show now because it would be like seeing your ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend," she added. "You don’t have feelings for them anymore, but you don’t want to see it."

Posted by mofgimmers on February 10, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 3, 2009 1:49 PM

Miley Cyrus lambasted for 'racist pose'

Miley_cyrusMiley Cyrus, no stranger to controversy (you've seen the dodgy self-taken pictures right?) has sparked more brouhaha after being photographed pulling a 'racist pose'. A picture appeared online over the weekend showing the Hannah Montana star pulling her eyes into a slant with an Asian-American sitting in her group of friends.

Organisation OCA, which represents the Asian Pacific American community, slammed Cyrus and her friends for the gesture. "The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans," said OCA executive director George Wu.

"This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent... Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimised the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans."

OCA urged Cyrus to apologise for the "lapse in judgment".

You can see the picture here.

Posted by mofgimmers on February 3, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Christian Bale: Foul mouthed tirade caught on tape

Christian-bale-3 Christian Bale has reportedly been caught on tape ranting... and swearing... and swearing some more.... at a crew member on the set of Terminator: Salvation. An audio recording obtained by TMZ appears to feature the actor screaming at director of photography Shane Hurlbut for interrupting a very intense scene.Read over for highlights and the clip itself.

Bale rants: "I want you off the set! You p***k!...No, don't just be sorry! Think for one f**king second! What the f**k are you doing? Are you professional or not?"

"Am I gonna f**king rip your lights down in the middle of the scene? Then why the f**k are you walking right through, ‘Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh,’ in the background...What the f**k is it with you? What the f**k don’t you understand?"

Click here to hear the rant at TMZ

Posted by mofgimmers on February 3, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 20, 2009 2:17 PM

Andy Scott-Lee: Michelle is a "slag"

MichellheatonAndy Scott-Lee (who? Titter) has claimed that Michelle Heaton behaved "like a slag" to him during their 18-month marriage. Speaking to Heat, Scott-Lee alleged that the former Liberty X singer cheated on him at least ten times and said her behaviour "ripped his heart out".

"I kept thinking, 'Where do I go? I'm married to someone who is a liar and is behaving like a slag," he said. "I think if she could have carried on and not got caught, she would have."

Scott-Lee added that he lost all respect for the recently evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house, over the course of their marriage. "When you get married, it's for life. You give yourself to that person. I didn't know what to do. I had to live for months knowing all that shit and trying to work out what to do. She's not the person I thought I knew, she fooled me big time."

Posted by mofgimmers on January 20, 2009 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 17, 2008 4:18 PM

Hilary Duff refutes lap dancing claims

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Did you hear about Hilary Duff doing a racy lapdance for her beau in a nightclub? Well, it was news to Duff too, who has spoken of her shock over the reports suggesting that she had 'danced seductively' for her fella.

"I mean, little ol' me? It's shocking," she told Maxim. "People love to believe it - but it’s not true. And they're so descriptive about these lap dances. I don't even know how to do a lap dance!"

The singer added that the constant rumours surrounding her private life are sometimes frustrating. "Everybody makes mistakes, but I just don't think it's for everybody to watch. It comes down to that I want people to focus on my work and I want to have my life completely separate from that."

The singer recently told the publication that she was planning on ditching her girl-next-door image and wanted to 'embrace her sexuality'.

Posted by mofgimmers on December 17, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 16, 2008 3:32 PM

Katy Perry to launch fashion line?

Katyperry Katy Perry has revealed that she wants to launch her own fashion line... but what will it look like? Rock 'n' roll? Bimbo? '80s heroin chic?

The singer admitted that she would love to try clothes designing in the future. "I've always experimented with clothes and have my own style inspired by pin-up girls and Lolita," she told Fabulous.

"Agyness Deyn and Dita Von Teese are my fashion icons. I love to create a character, and I like looking like I've just stepped out of a history book."

The 24-year-old also defended her image, adding: "I say what I think. I'm a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who's afraid to step out of the hotel room. I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I'm not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I'm a sassy girl."

Posted by mofgimmers on December 16, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 4, 2008 2:58 PM

Gemma Bissix for Dancing on Ice

Gemmabissix Gemma Bissix, queen bitch in every single show she's ever starred in (Hollyoaks, Eastenders) has been lined up to replace Jennifer Metcalfe on Dancing On Ice, say reports.

The actress is "clearing her schedule" for the reality show, according to the Daily Star. "She is expected to sign any day now," said a source. "She is a massive scoop for ITV. "Not only is she a huge star, she's also a stunning girl who will bring much-needed glamour to the ice."

Michael Underwood, who pulled out of last year's show after breaking his ankle, is also expected to star. It was reported last month that Todd Carty, Chloe Madeley, Melinda Messenger, Jeremy Edwards and Ray Quinn would take part in the programme.

As an aside, finding a picture of Gemma Bissix with clothes on is not easy...

Posted by mofgimmers on December 4, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

December 1, 2008 2:05 PM

Dannii Minogue splits from her beau

Danniiminogue Dannii Minogue has split from boyfriend Kris Smith, claim reports. The X Factor judge has apparently ended the four-month relationship after telling friends that she was tired of arguing with the rugby player.

"She is upset but says she has done the right thing by ending her relationship," a friend told The Mirror. "She's spent a lot of time looking after her contestant Ruth Lorenzo and then trying to get on with her fellow judges. The last thing she needs is to be stressed by a relationship."

In the past, Minogue has had a turbulent love life, which kicked off in '95 after a two year marriage to Julian McMahon ended. Dannii has also been engaged to Canadian Formula One driver Jacques Villeneuve. In early 2002, she began dating music producer and Bros bassist Craig Logan, whom she met while recording material for an album, but that relationship ended in 2002.

Posted by mofgimmers on December 1, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 26, 2008 3:44 PM

Wentz explains Bronx Mowgli baby name... kinda.

Wentz What is it with famous people and their inability to name children. Frank Zappa has a kid called Moon Unit, Chris Martin has Apple... and now... Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have had to do some explaining as to why they named their son Bronx Mowgli.

Speaking on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Wentz said that the couple's passion for The Jungle Book inspired their choice.

"The Jungle Book was something that me and Ashlee bonded over," he said. "It's a cool name." Wentz also claimed that he was enjoying the confusion caused by using the first name Bronx. "We've been throwing [ideas] back and forth a while," he commented. "It's kind of cool to just leave the narrative what it is."

The narrative?

"People are stoked or pissed or whatever. And you're like, you know what: I don't think anyone really has the real story."

When asked whether the baby's initials BMW were intended as a joke, the musician replied: "No, no, no, it definitely is his name, but I don't think anybody knows what the real story is of why or how."

Is it me, or should he have not bothered at all?

Posted by mofgimmers on November 26, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 24, 2008 4:36 PM

Gordon Ramsay caught with his pants down?

Gordon_ramsay2 It's with a fair amount of glee that various quarters are speculating about Gordon Ramsay alleged affair. Perhaps it's something to do with him being so sweary and righteous all the time. If the rumours are indeed true, then he's been a very silly boy indeed!

You can only imagine just how much swearing Ramsay was doing yesterday as the newspapers reported that he'd been having a bit of crumpet with a lady that wasn't his wife.

The NOTW alleges that Ramsey is having an affair with a woman called Sarah Symonds, a 38-year-old PR exec who is famous for having written a book called 'Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman' after doing a kiss and tell on Jeffrey Archer in 2001. That's a bit daft isn't it? You would have thought that you'd run a mile at such a prospect!

Apparently on Friday, Blue Peter were scrabbling to find another TV chef to replace him as a guest on the show... do they know something we don't?

Posted by mofgimmers on November 24, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 20, 2008 12:42 PM

Hugh Jackman comes out... as not gay

Jackman1Have you heard the rumours that Hugh Jackman is gay? Have you? I have to say that I personally haven't. Well, he's getting kinda tired of everyone questioning his sexuality, and as such, has lifted the lid on what he's been saying all along anyway...

Jackman revealed that his wife hates hearing rumours that he is gay. The actor, who was this week named the sexiest man alive by People magazine, said wife Deborra-Lee Furness often has to assure people that her husband is straight.

"She said the most infuriating times would be in the bathroom because all she'd hear is: 'Is he or isn't he gay?' 'I don't know, he's married'. 'Oh, who cares? I'm sure he's gay'," he told People. "She used to call out from the stall: 'He's not gay. I'm telling you he's not.' And there would be silence until someone said: 'I think that's his wife.'"

Hugh Jackman - definitely not gay.

Posted by mofgimmers on November 20, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

November 18, 2008 8:18 AM

Kate Nash talks about 'porn in disguise'

Kate_nash Kate Nash has lambasted lads' mags for being 'porn in disguise', adding that men should be ashamed to buy them. The singer was talking about feminism when she compared magazines like Zoo and FHM to top-shelf material.

Speaking to the Metro, Nash said: "I think lads mags are a bit gross because they're basically just porn magazines but business men are allowed to buy them and read them on the train and not be embarrassed. But they're essentially the same thing."

She went on to discuss the negative portrayal of feminism in the past, saying: "I think feminism has become a bit of a dirty word and people are scared of using it because it seems like they hate men or they're a lesbian. But when I speak to a lot of girls they've come across sexism in their life. It's just about being equal, so I think it's important to talk about."

Posted by mofgimmers on November 18, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 17, 2008 3:37 PM

Will calendar scupper Ellison's panto?

Jennifer_ellison_ Jennifer Ellison is an actor by trade... although you'd be forgiven if she'd eschewed that in favour of appearing in various states of undress for various shoots. In fact, the latter might be getting her into a bit of trouble with the former...

You see, what's happening is this. Ellison has a raunchy 2009 calendar coming out and panto bosses who will be showing her off to children screaming "BEHIND YOU!" and "OH YES IT IS!" are worried that it may well cause offense.

According to the Daily Star, the Liverpool Empire Theatre is not sure whether to sell Ellison's product in the foyer in case it offends customers. "They think it might be too hot for some families," said a source. Ellison is starring alongside Cilla Black, Les Dennis and Hollyoaks' Nick Pickard in Cinderella. "I think people are gobsmacked that we have all come together," said the actress. "But it will be such a laugh. It'll be as camp as Christmas."

Posted by mofgimmers on November 17, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 10, 2008 3:56 PM

Beyonce wants to be a Wonder Woman

Beyonce Beyonce has been at the top of the pops for some time, but her recent foray into the film work has seen her wanting more, this time, wanting the role of Wonder Woman in a film of the comic book heroine. The Crazy In Love star has met DC Comics and film studio Warner Brothers to show how keen she is in her interest in future superhero roles on the big screen. Could she become the first black Wonder Woman?

"I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman?" she told the LA Times. "And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It's time for that, right?"

Of course, we all know Wonder Woman as the '70s bombshell, Lynda Carter. There's been Spiderman films, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk... but never a big screen Wonder Woman.

Beyonce was nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in Dreamgirls two years ago, and has also had film parts in Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Pink Panther. She will soon be seen playing singer Etta James on the big screen in Cadillac Records, and has a major role in the thriller Obsessed.

"After doing these roles that were so emotional I was thinking to myself: 'OK, I need to be a superhero,'" Beyonce said. "Although, when you think about the psychology of the heroes in the films these days, they are still a lot of work, of course, and emotional. But there's also an action element that I would enjoy."

What do you think? Would Beyonce cut it in tiny blue shorts and a magical golden lassoo? I'm betting there's a few blokes who wouldn't mind seeing that...

Posted by mofgimmers on November 10, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 23, 2008 1:46 PM

Jamie Lynn Spears' photo theft

Jamieleespears Jamie Lynn Spears has been left devastated by the theft of personal photographs, including one showing her breastfeeding her three-month-old daughter Maddie.

Jamie Lynn Spears has been left devastated by the theft of photographs of her breastfeeding.

The 12 personal pictures - which also include photographs of Jamie Lynn's sister Britney, father Jamie and mother Lynn playing with her new baby Maddie - were allegedly taken from her boyfriend Casey Aldridge's camera.

Casey had taken his camera to a Louisiana store to have prints taken from the memory card, but officials now believe extra copies of the images were made with the intention of selling them to the highest bidder.

A spokesperson for the 17-year-old actress said: "We have been informed that someone was trying to solicit personal photos that belong to Jamie Lynn, and currently the proper authorities are looking into the matter."

Because one of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn's exposed breast as she nurses her three-month-old daughter, trying to sell the photographs could be classified as child pornography as the 'Zoey 101' star is still legally a minor in the US.

Posted by Maus on September 23, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Travis Barker's life change

Travis Travis Barker's ex-wife Shanna Moakler says their lives have been "been changed forever" following the plane crash which left Travis critically injured on Friday (19.09.08).

Travis Barker's ex-wife says their lives have been "been changed forever" following the plane crash which left Travis critically injured.

Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler - who has two children with the former Blink 182 drummer, four-year-old son Landon and daughter Alabama, two - is currently at Travis' side as he recovers at Georgia's Joseph M. Still Burn Center and has thanked his fans for their messages of support.

In a statement, Shanna said: "There are not enough words to express how thankful we are for the outpouring of love and support we have received during this difficult time. We can only ask for prayers as we heal and mourn the loss of our dear friends who we considered part of our family. Our lives will be changed forever."

Travis' close friend DJ AM - real name Adam Goldstein - was also injured in the accident, which occurred at the Columbia Metropolitan Airport after the two men had played a free concert under the name of TRVSDJ-AM in Columbia, South Carolina, on Friday (19.09.08).

Both men suffered second and third degree burns, but are expected to make full recoveries.

Shanna was reportedly "devastated" when she heard about the accident, which claimed the life of Travis' assistant Chris Baker.

A source said: "When she got the call, she was in shock. She was very upset. It was devastating for her. But she knew she had to keep it together for Travis, her kids and her family. She's there trying to lift his spirits. She's there for him and will be there for him as long as it takes. She loves him.

"They lost Chris, he was part of the family. They are really upset about his death."

Memorial funds have been set up in honour of Chris and Travis' security guard Charles Still who was also killed in the crash.

While a cause for the accident has yet to officially be determined, a blown tire during takeoff may be to blame.

In a statement, Goodyear, the tire's manufacturer, said: "We have been contacted by the National Transportation Safety Board and will cooperate fully with its investigation. Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of the victims of this accident."

Pilot Sarah Lemmon, 31 and co-pilot James Bland, 52, also lost their lives.

Posted by Maus on September 23, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 22, 2008 5:01 PM

Travis Barker recovering

Travis Travis Barker and DJ AM are expected to make full recoveries from injuries sustained in a plane crash.

Travis Barker and DJ AM are expected to make full recoveries from injuries sustained in a plane crash.

The former Blink 182 drummer and the DJ - real name Adam Goldstein - have been in a critical condition with second and third degree burns after their jet crashed on take off in Columbia, South Carolina, on Friday night (19.09.08), killing the four other passengers on board.

Medics believe the two musicians will eventually recover from their injuries.

Dr. Fred Mullins of the Joseph M. Still Burn Center at Doctors' Hospital in Augusta said: "Since both Barker and Goldstein are in overall good health and didn't suffer from any other crash-related complications, a full recovery is expected.

"Recovery could take up to a year, but I would expect it would be much sooner than that."

The doctor refused to discuss the musicians' emotional states, but added: "Around 45 per cent of all patients have some emotional trouble."

The doctor said Travis suffered burns to his torso and lower body, while DJ AM was burned on his arms and head. Both are in the intensive-care unit of the hospital and are reported as being critical but stable.

Nicole Richie - who was previously engaged to DJ AM - is said to be "in shock" following the crash, while her fiancé Joel Madden is also distraught by the news.

A source said: "She wishes only the best for Adam and hopes he recovers from this. She's horribly upset about the people who died. Joel knows Travis and also feels terrible and hopes they recover. This is terrible news for both of them."

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are among the stars who have spoken out about the tragedy.

Posting on her MySpace blog, Lindsay wrote: "Please send your prayers out to Adam Goldstien and Travis Barker - along with the others lost in the plane crash. It's so scary to think that life can end so fast. We must all treasure each and every moment, and be thankful for what we have."

Samantha - a friend of DJ AM - wrote on her own MySpace page: "My good friend Adam was in a plane crash, he was lucky to survive but is still in the hospital being treated for burns. I don't really know what to say, it's such horrifying news, but I was hoping you guys would please send him your best wishes/prayers because I don't really know what else to do.

"Also for Travis Barker, who was on the plane. Four other people were on the plane and did not survive. I can't even imagine the pain their families must be in."

The crash occurred after the two men had played a free concert under the name of TRVSDJ-AM in Columbia.

Pilot Sarah Lemmon, 31, co-pilot James Bland, 52, Travis' assistant Chris Baker, 29, and his security guard Charles Sill, 25, all lost their lives. No one else was on board the jet.

Posted by Maus on September 22, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 19, 2008 12:37 PM

Carrie's SATC beginning

Sjp2 'Sex and the City' author Candace Bushnell has revealed she will be writing two prequels to her famous book, exploring the teenage years of lead character Carrie Bradshaw.

'Sex and the City' author Candace Bushnell has revealed she will be writing two prequels to her famous book.

'The Carrie Diaries' will explore the teenage years of lead character Carrie Bradshaw, famously portrayed by actress Sarah Jessica Parker in both the hit US TV show and movie adaptation.

Publisher HarperCollins said in a statement: "'The Carrie Diaries' will take readers back to Carrie Bradshaw's formative years in high school, giving an inside look at Carrie's friendships, romances and how she realised her dream of becoming a writer."

Author Candace added: "Carrie in high school did not follow the crowd - she led it. It was there that she began observing and commenting on the social scene."

The two teenage novels will be released in 2010.

It was recently revealed Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis are set to star in a sequel to this year's hugely successful film.

The quartet are planning to return to the big screen, according to Michael Lombardo, a head of programming for HBO, the network which broadcasted the original series.

He said: "There is enormous interest by Warner Brothers Newline to do another 'Sex and the City', and I think, in fact, they're trying with our help to put that together now.

"When that happens, how long it will be, I can't say. I think everybody associated with that project was really heartened by the enthusiasm from the fans of the show."

Posted by Maus on September 19, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Eminem attacked by mother

Eminem Eminem has been branded a liar by his mother Debbie Nelson.

Eminem has been branded a liar by his mother.

Debbie Nelson claims the image her son - real name Marshall Mathers -painted of her being a bad parent addicted to medication, living off welfare and neglectful of her youngest child is wholly untrue.

In her new memoir 'My Son Marshall, My Son Eminem', Debbie says: "At first I went along with it for Marshall's sake - if I made one mistake as a mother, it was giving in to my eldest son's every whim."

Debbie added the pair were very close when he was a child, and claims he told her he negatively portrayed her because "the fouler he was, the more the audience loved him".

She explains: "He never knew his father and I did all I could to make up for it. I wasn't happy when he made up a whole new life for himself - what mother wants to be known as a pill-popping alcoholic who lives on welfare?

"To tell the truth, I was heartbroken. The lies started coming thick and fast - and not just from Marshall. I think he's forgotten the good times we had, and this book is my way of setting the record straight."

Eminem has attacked his mother in a number of songs, including his first hit single 'My Name Is' which included the scathing line: "99 per cent of my life I was lied to/ I just found out my mom does more dope than I do."

Posted by Maus on September 19, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 18, 2008 10:50 AM

Rhys Ifans' blonde boredom

Rhy Rhys Ifans says he has "given up" on blondes and has been spotted out in London kissing a new mystery brunette.

Rhys Ifans says he has "given up" on blondes.

The 'Mr. Nobody' actor has been linked to a number of light-haired women - including Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly - since splitting from actress Sienna Miller in June, but was spotted leaving London nightspot Cafe Royal with two brunette girls in the early hours of Tuesday morning (16.09.08).

Rhys, who appeared to be drunk at the club after earlier playing a show with his band The Peth, pointed to one of the girls and told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "I'm off blondes. Brunettes for me now. I mean look at her, she's f**king gorgeous."

Onlookers say Rhys, 40, quickly downed five brandies before taking to the dancefloor, before getting into an argument with one of his companions over the bathroom queue.

Rhys apparently remarked to her: "Look at the size of the toilet line, what a nightmare."

The clubber replied: "If you didn't spend so much time in the toilets doing all kinds then maybe it wouldn't be this big."

The pair soon reconciled their differences and spent the remainder of the night kissing in the club's VIP area, before leaving at around 2.30am with another brunette in tow.

Posted by Maus on September 18, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 18, 2008 1:47 PM

Salma Hayek's engagement off

Salma_hayek Salma Hayek and French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement, despite having a 10-month-old daughter Valentina Paloma.

The 'Frida' actress and French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault - who have a 10-month-old daughter Valentina Paloma together - were reportedly set to marry later this year, but their spokesperson confirms the plans have now been "cancelled".

The representative said: "We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been cancelled. There will be no further comment."

Salma - who met Francois-Henri in Venice in May 2006 - revealed earlier this year she didn't see the importance of getting married, and instead wanted to celebrate their relationship with a huge party for friends and family.

She said: "I don't have a need for marriage. You want to grow old with someone, you want to have a partner and to have children - we have all those things. Some people need the commitment. Maybe we'll just have the party!"

In the interview, Salma also insisted the couple were happy with their relationship and could cope with Francois-Henri living in Paris, France, while Salma stays with Valentina in Los Angeles.

She added: "To most women it's crazy. But every relationship is unique, and in order to make it work you have to be willing to listen - not only to your partner, but to the relationship itself.

"You have to be brave enough to say, 'This is who we are. We might not look like the perfect couple, or like our parents did, but this is our love story.' "

Posted by Maus on July 18, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 3, 2008 2:13 PM

Darren "love rat" Day pleads not guilty to drunk driving

Dday Seen better Days, huh? Darren had denied drink-driving, claiming the police report of his arrest is inaccurate. The 39-year-old love rat was stopped by police in Cardiff, Wales, in the early hours of June 18th. Police claim he was speeding and ran a red light, then found to have twice the legal amount of alcohol in his blood when tested at a local police station. Far be it from Startrip to encourage trial by media, but you probably want to know his defense? Essentially it's that he wasn't in the car for very long.

Posted by Maus on July 3, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 27, 2008 1:17 PM

The Mini-me sex tape

Tmz Here you go then, Startrip gives you what you want. But why do we want it? No doubt about it, we all love a good sex tape, but we certainly never expected to see Vernon Troyer's 'mini-me'. Maybe because we're discriminatory against people who are different. Maybe we just expected more of someone who'd been involved in the Austin Powers series (although Liz Hurley was in them, of course, so we should've learned our lesson there). Whatever, our reaction to this 'leaked footage' says, I think, more about us than it does about him. To his credit, Troyer has filed a multi-million dollar law suit against TMZ.

Posted by Maus on June 27, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 24, 2008 1:32 PM

Vivienne Westwood hated SATC film

Westwo Seriously, what a cow. Startrip found the Sex and the City film to be all he/she/it hoped for AND MORE, so it's a bit ungrateful of Viv, for whom the movie was essentially one gigantic advert. “I thought Sex And The City was supposed to be about cutting-edge fashion and there was nothing remotely memorable or interesting about what I saw,” she said. “I went to the premiere and left after 10 minutes.” Huh! That's the last time I shop at Vivienne Westwood. Or listen to the radio broadcasts of her son, Tim.

Posted by Maus on June 24, 2008 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 16, 2008 3:34 PM

Top Five Celebrity Blogs: Cos they can look good and type y'know

Nowadays everyone wants to get their two bits in and every Tom, Dick and Harry are getting in on the act with their own blog. No wonder celebs feel this  afield they want to explore by joining the online world, where a PR can't moderate all the comments! So who gives us a good read and who is just plain pants? We investigate...

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Number 1: Lily Allen's Blog

Definitely not a PR stunt to gain her popularity this blog features diary entries, photos, and the odd bit of bad poetry. Hey that's what kids do these days. She also reveals such 'exclusives' as feeling suicidal and contemplating liposuction. Oh, and when she cancels a gig cos she's under the weather she shows us a picture of her with the doctors note (see above) to prove she ain't faking it. Read her most famous quote after the jump.

'This quote from her blog made front page of newspapers worldwide.

'Fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse..that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I'm a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen vic tim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction'

Hmm. Over-dramatic much?

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Number 2: David Beckham Blog

Wow, he can play and write? Apparently as he posted this on his blog- '

'Hello and a happy new year to you all. I’ve had an incredible start to the year already! I was lucky enough to receive the Football Writers Tribute Award last night, which was amazing for me personally. I was pleased to have Sven Goran Eriksson and Bryan Robson there at the ceremony saying a few words about my career. Both of them have achieved much in the game and are good people. It was also very emotional watching the highlights of my career so far. I’m so proud of what I have accomplished and I know I still have plenty more to offer. It was a special night for both me and my family, who were also there with me, and I hope I can create some more memories to add to the ones recognised yesterday evening.'

Has he really written enough, ever, to justify an award? Hmm.

Here's another snippet,

'I was really pleased to be called up to the England squad in August, it is always an absolute honour and a privilege to play for my country and its something I’d always hoped would happen again. Unfortunately, things didn’t go the way we wanted and we won’t be going to Euro 2008, which is incredibly disappointing. However, looking to the future, I feel I still have something to offer. I’ll always want to play for my country and I hope I can continue to do so. It was brilliant to go along and celebrate my Academy’s 2nd anniversary. When the Academy first opened I could only have wished it would be a success, and seeing so many children coming through the doors and enjoying the game of football has been great. Here’s to many more!The Galaxy’s tour of Australia and New Zealand was also an amazing experience.'

He's very positive isn't he? Almost sickeningly so, actually no, make that extremely sickening.


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Number 3: Spice Girls Blog

Written by the Girl power girls themselves, their blog includes tidbits about heir tours, new pics and updates. A different Spice writes each entry and the tone verges from chirpy, to very chirpy with a constant upbeat theme.

'Happy New Year everybody, it's going to be a good one. Myself and all the Spiceys had a great Christmas. We caught up with our families, ate lots of mince pies and got some well-needed sleep! ' got together for a New Year’s Eve dinner at Gordon Ramsay's fabulous restaurant in Claridges. We got dressed up and had a great night. It was really lovely to see in the New Year with all the girls. We celebrated all the fun times from 2007 and raised a glass (or seven) to the ones to come and to the people who make them possible… especially you guys. THANK YOU!'

Oh and there's a lot of name dropping and thanks, gotta love that. You have to laughat a  post from Victoria about Mel B losing her  bracelet though-

'Talking of the show on Tuesday, Mel B lost her bracelet as it flew off in to the audience and we want to say a big thank you to David who picked it up and contacted our management company to tell us that he had it. We’re grateful to him for being so honest and we’ll be meeting up with him before one of our shows in January to say thank him in person.'

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Number 4: Jodie Marsh's Website

Jodie_home You have to sign up for this which is a little annoying, but once in the delight you'll get from her ramblings by far outweigh any frustrations. You get great little snippets and video from her, and hilarious comments such as:

'Now...... get your bums off your seats, get to your nearest newsagents and get yourself this week's edition of Ok cos mine and Matt's wedding photos are in there! It's a huge spread with tons of pics that span from the actual ceremony right up to the party in the night time. My favourite pics are: the one of us kissing on page 92 (that was our real first kiss as husband and wife ie. the bit where the registrar says "you may now kiss the bride") and I love the really big pic on page 95 - it was taken just as we were about to say our vows. Oooh I also love the pic of my dad giving his speech and the pics of our families and the pic of Dave Courtney and his wedding present to us and I love the pic of us with Syd Little on page 101. Sod it..... I love all the pics. I love my dress, I love how handsome Matt is, I love how sexy my bridesmaids look and how smart the ushers look. I love the fact that all the guests are dressed in black and white and I love how natural and beautiful all the pics are.'

Remember they broke up quite soon after! Hehe.  She does love overusing her exclamation marks as well.


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Number 5:Matthew McConaughey

Matthew_mcconaughey5 Yep, I didn't know he had a website either, and then I find out that he's been announcing potentially life changing news (for hm) on it, such as his impending fatherhood! Add to that the fact he has a rocking six pack and devilish smile and I'm adding this to my RSS feed.

''Got some blessed news… a celebration of life and bounty… a newborn conceived.. yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together… 3 months growing in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far… we are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and shepherding him or her through this life… from moms and dads, to family, to community, it takes the best will and support from everyone to raise the healthiest children we have in society… wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution…'

At time of going to press this info had generated so much hype that the site has been overloaded and is temporarily down, however I can't wait to see the Bio and pics he has up. He does use an eye straining font for his diary though-change that!

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Runner Up:  Perez Hilton

This guy started off as a nonentity but thanks to his witty, insightful and very bitchy website he soon became a celebrity in himself- one that writes about other celebrities! He now has definite celeb status- a party ain't a party if Perez hasn't commented on it. Go the blogosphere, for creating a home grown celeb.

 

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 16, 2008 in David Beckham, Hot Gossip, Lily Allen, Spice Girls, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (3)

January 3, 2008 5:41 PM

Top Five Celebrity Drink Drivers: Cos DUI's are hawt dah-ling

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We can't help it, part of our idolisation of celebs comes with a possibly unhealthy helping of glee every time they mess up, and they make it soo easy for us to jeer at them. Currently the Hollywood trend seems to be drinking whilst driving, which is neither cool nor safe, as not only are they endangering their own lives, they're threatening ours, which is why the next trend- celebs with prison sentences has been occurring. Now who are the worst offenders?

Number One: Mischa Barton

Oh Marissa, how could you? You were meant to be the Hollywood model child, who had great taste in clothes, groomed hair and a string of hotties trailing you, not an unkempt boozehound in the style of Ms Lohan and Hilton. Just for the fact that you've saddened us you get the number one spot, as your history of clean living and 8 hours sleep is suddenly under doubt now. She was caught driving UNLICENSED and under the influence, and possibly in possession of MARIJUANA as well. She's now been bailed for $10,000 and spent seven hours behind bars before her release. To be continued...

75615863Number 2: Lindsay Lohan

We all know about this troubled girls stint with the law, and her subsequent rehab and relapse into a fuzz headed fruitcake. She gets the number two spot as she managed to make an alcohol monitoring device look like a fashion accessory, pout in her mugshot, and most recently is seen going off the rails with multiple men in one night. This lush lovely is sure to reoffend again, but we hope we're not anywhere near her when this train wreck waiting to happen tootles into the station.







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Number 3: George Michael

He faces the charge of should have known better and really, at your age? Tut, tut. Fortunately he gets to 'go outside' (see what I did there?), well stay outside anyways as no jail terms have been given so far. Honestly Georgie you're 43, can't you get a driver or something, this is just embarrassing. He's just had his 'third vehicular incident in eight months' which isn't good however you look at it, and had his second time of being CAUGHT ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. For real!I I mean it's kinda the end of the road for you man, why not retire to California and buy a beach somewhere with a nice little Thai Bride?( Boy or girl optional).Come on man, act your age. Let's stop all this Wham Bam thank you Mam stuff.

Parissss_2 Number4: Paris Hilton

Now with Ms Hilton you will find a public lack of sympathy for the poor little heiress but I think this is unfair.

So she was born with a platinum spoon up her arse, well that just encouraged her to participate in dubious porn videos with ugly men, and all her money? Well if the Simple Life is anything to go by it certainly buy you brains, so how can we blame the poor lass for driving drunkenly multiple times? She's just a victim of the society that heralded her as a role model for Pretty Woman wannabees everywhere, and now she cracked under the pressure. I vote we start a save the heiress campaign and all coat ourselves in her latest scent, Can Can, cos if she can, so can you. What's a DUI between friends, yeah?

75804601_3 Number 5: Nicole Richie

Now here's a sad tale of a copycat drunk, one who was forever in Paris' shadow wherever she went, so lost half her body weight so she'd become even more invisible. A terrible case of green eyed envy between friends and a 'Whatever she can do I can do better' attitude doesn't exactly win friends. Skipping the country when you have a deposition doesn't work wonders either, and then getting preggers to avoid jail? Tut tut.
Now she's all yummy mummy but that doesn't fool us- watch this space.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 3, 2008 in George Michael, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

December 7, 2007 10:56 AM

Eva Mendes fronts the latest PETA campaign

Evamendespetaadok Hollywood actress Eva Mendes is the latest star to bear (sorry!) all for animal rights charity PETA. Mendes joins a line of stars from Alicia Silverstone to Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, to Christy Turlington.

The new face was unveiled today in New York where she posed in a Stella McCartney dress and answered questions. She explained her involvement in the ongoing campaign against fur, "I love animals, but I hadn't had a pet since I was a kid. I recently got a dog and he's not only made me a happier girl--he's made me much more sympathetic to animal rights. I look at my beautiful dog and think, "Of course I'd never eat him or skin him for his fur, so why would I be okay with eating a cow or wearing a cheetah?" It's just not right. It's a contradiction."

[ via Catwalk Queen ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on December 7, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 5, 2007 12:09 PM

Stand by your spelling.. Dolly Parton spearheads a literacy campaign

Dollyparton The Dolly Parton literacy scheme has to be one of the strangest concepts I've heard in a while, as a woman more associated with domestic violence, boob jobs and a trout pout is now trying to teach your kids their ABC's. Yep, this peroxide songstress is bringing her dubious reading talents to the UK- namely the delectable borough of Rotherham. OK, perhaps I'm being unfair, as this scheme will sees deprived kids being sent a free book a month (Harry Potter and Philip Pullman are easy guesses), and maybe it is some free publicity, but it does help people. So many celebs profess to give to charity or help the community, but Dolly is being active here which I can't help but be a little charmed by. Next step- teaching pre schoolers how to sing?

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on December 5, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 4, 2007 11:01 AM

Eva Green, British Vogue's December cover girl on the red carpet at The Golden Compass NY premiere

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Eva Green is on the publicity trail for new newest movie, The Gold Compass, and she walked the red carpet in New York dressed in a dramatic strapless black gown (Galliano for Dior?). The stunning actress also scored the December 2007 cover of Vogue, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier. In the magazine, she divulges that her biggest fashion indulgence was “a pair of crocodile-skin Sergio Rossi boots, which I intend to wear every day this winter.” With her recent purchases being a “really cool sixties-inspired wool dress from Barbara Bui and some easy day tops from Topshop”, Eva’s definitely our kind of girl.

[via Catwalk Queen ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on December 4, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

November 27, 2007 4:45 PM

Why I can't get enough of Gallery of the Absurd

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It is shocking when one site commends another right? I mean we're all meant to be some sort of evil cut throat people who steal each others stories rather than shower them with gushing praise and adoration. Well not on Star Trip! Gallery of the Absurd  is a celeb site with a difference, one that incorporates entertaining cartoons and artwork into their every day cynical take on the vacuous world of those with peroxide for brains. It's a truly genius creation and always an entertaining read , as they pull no punches and show us their love with witticism interjected like vodka shots amongst their great pics (and yes, we know you mainly look at the pics, and don't read it all). I love how they have Mrs Cruise towering over short ass Tom, and how his Scientologist friends have paid him a Thanksgiving tribute.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 27, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 22, 2007 11:58 AM

Charlie Sheen can't use an iPhone

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When will celebs learn that it's only cool to be seen using the latest gadgets- if you can actually use them. Enough of this holding them upside down and posturing whilst referring to them as 'Black-currants', that really doesn't add to your street cred. Here we have the once cool Charlie Sheen trying to impress ex Playboy centerfold Jenny McCarthy by brandishing his new piece of gadgetry. Unfortunately she looks less than impressed (OK, this could be due to many reasons- receding hairline/car that looks like penis extension/1980's style polo shirt), but we think it's due to the fact that he's holding his new iPhone upside down. Sigh.
[ via Engadget ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 22, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (6)

November 16, 2007 10:33 AM

Drew Barrymore as Grey Gardens's Little Edie

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This has to be my favourite image of the day, Drew Barrymore dressed up as Little Edie from the set of the new Grey Gardens film. For those of you who have been living under a rock,Grey Gardens was a documentary film shot in 1975 about the lives of two wealthy, yet isolated women living in a run-down mansion. Their eccentric style has been inspiration for many recent catwalk shows including Joh Galliano's spring/summer 08 collection.   Drew stars alongside Jeanne Tripplehorn and Jessica Lange as Big Edie - I can't wait to see the Grey Gardens remake or gorgeous Drew in it!

[via Catwalk Queen ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 16, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 9, 2007 3:42 PM

Top Five Celeb Calendars: Who will be on our wall in 2008?

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Ok, some people may have stopped buying calendars when they graduated from primary school, but there clearly is still a large market aimed at the post pubescent purchasers (mainly male, my investigations have revealed, but why should I judge?) so to cope with the demand there are a plethora of scantily clad celebs stripping off to make  a quick buck. Hey, they have bigger Christmas lists to deal with OK? So let's see what will be adorning bedrooms around the country for the next year.

Number 1: The Spice Girls

Well January does follow their December sell out tour, and I'm sure there will be new tweens obsessed with them as well as all the old queens debating which Spice they most resemble.

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Number 2: Kelly Brook

Well, she is super hot, and ahas just released a perfume, so it's no surprise she's making calendar pages. Oh and did I mention she just launched her latest sexy undies for New Look?

Hollyoaks_calendar_2 Number 3: Hollyoaks

Now these hot honeys are truly pin ups, after all they can act and strip which is quite a talent. After all, as gripping as the Hollyoaks storylines can be (who doesnt love the did she/didn't she sleep with her brother twist at the moment) we know that a fair majority of men nationwide just watch, well OK the McQueen sisters help a lot, but all the rest ares seriously gorgeous too.

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Number 4: Girls Aloud

No longer the 'sound of the underground', these girls are mainstream hotties. With their name on everything from phones to underwear these Girls are hotly touted to make the Christmas No1, and the number 1 stocking filler!

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Number 5: Jordan

Yes this big breasted lady will be making a stir in 2008, as always the lad mags favourite, Jordan a.k.a Katie Price has been hot to trot in 2007, with the launch of a fragrance, hair accessories and a Richard and Judy style chat show. Go Jordan!!

[ via World in Focus ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 9, 2007 in Film Stars, Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 18, 2007 11:11 AM

The Top Five Untrustworthy Celebs: Stars you wouldn't want to piss on your fire

Stars come and go, but our trust in them varies, as much as their hair colour. After all Britters went from butter wouldn't melt to skanky haired single mom in a blink of an eyelid, therefore making her claims of long held virginity and no smoking lifestyle rather suss. Still, she doesn't top the list of the most untrustworthy celebs, a list of which Trusted Places has compiled , by asking readers to vote. So who did make the grade, and who fell short at the wayside?

772151413 Number 1: Paris Hilton with 29%

Well it's no surprise this heiress with a penchant for martini's, miniature dogs and a 'dream of philanthropy' is not considered a role model by most of us, seeing as she's had more caviar than most of us have had hot dinners. One week she's declaring she'll be teetotal, next she's wigging champagne and back to micro mini's and fishnets. She's voted even worse than Britney and that's saying something.

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Number 2: Kate Moss with 24.3%

So Kate's gone from super waif to super mom (kids, what kids?) Kate is tabloid honey, be it her cocaine hell, her questionable men, or her penchant for unflattering (on us) waistcoats and selling out to whatever cosmetic contract comes her way. She might tell us she loves us.. but I'd take that with a pinch of salt. After all she 'loved' Pete remember?

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Number 3: Britney Spears with 20.4% of the vote

Oh Britney.. I was once one of your staunchest defenders.. till you had that buzzcut those babies and the evil K-Fed preying on your assets. It's a hard world when a Mickey-Mouse club hottie isn't still hot, and having Xtina and Justin succeed so well is bound to hurt. Still, i wouldn't trust her to keep dates, or her word; she'd be the friend who calls an hour late to cancel when you've been tapping your heels.

Jordanphotojordan6232952 Number 4:Jordan with 17.5% of the vote

Well if you can't trust a glamour model who regularly strips for a living and shag Peter Andre, who can you trust? I though have double F breasts was a prerequisite for honesty, but I guess if you're faking your body you can fake other things, even though  suspect shed be a terrible liar. Still I can understand why we're not willing to give her a chance, oh what a world.

Petedoherty12 Number 5: Pete Doherty with 15%

Well anyone who cheated on Ms Moss has to be a rather big idiot don't ya think? I mean look at the no good, drugged out, pale skinned loser and the words 'dependable' and 'jolly good fellow' don't really spring to mind do they? Anyone silly enough to mess up such a good thing on purpose is not exactly going to go on my friends and family list, but what I find worrying is that he is considered BETTER than Britney, as I'd say they were more on par with each other. Oh well.


With thanks to Shiny Red for drawing this to our attention.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 18, 2007 in Britney Spears, Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 16, 2007 5:49 PM

Keanu Reeves loves the Shaolin Monks (though he's not yet a Kung Fu Master)

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Keanu Reeves has always had a hot bod, be it battling machines in the Matrix or having his tops accidentally torn whilst maneuvering in a lift shaft, he's always high on the Hollywood hottie roster. But Keanu isn't one of those love em and leave em press playboys, no he prefers quieter time, and has taken the spiritual path of Kung Fu as practised by the Shaolin Monks.

The Shaolin Monks have a long history of self control and iron will, and used to fight to protect the country which is when they were granted money and lands to keep them in serene isolation. This contemplative lifestyle is what attracted Keanu as he was introduced to it during the Matrix filming by Guru Mr Yuen-Wo Ping.

They are currently performing in the Peacock theatre, London so if you want to see them up close you should head down there, to be starstruck in a similar way to Keanu. Once you see their mind boggling displays of strength and skill you'll be converted to their Buddhist lifestyle for sure.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 16, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 27, 2007 10:19 AM

In the news: Billie Piper is a call girl and Girls Aloud are record winners

Billie - Billie Piper's  body is a big deal, or at least that's what the advertising would have you believe. Billie's role in 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl has her looking vampier than ever, a far cry from the girl next door Rose in Dr Who.  [The Scotsman ]

-Halle Berry fears for her baby to be as she's received racist threats to her unborn child. She has now hired extra security guards to protect her after evil notes threatened the babe would be 'cut into thousand f pieces'. There are some serious sickos out there and our heart goes out to her.  [Celebrity Mound ]

-Girls Aloud have entered the record books, an no, it's not because they won a prize for shortest skirts in a girl band. Instead they have somehow won the honour of 'Most consecutive top ten hits in the UK for a girl group'. Phew. This feat is now entered into the Guinness Book of records, stealing the title from former winners Destiny's Child. [Digital Spy ]

-Calum Best, serial Lothario hangs out with Big Brother star Channel Hayes.. without Ziggy. Has she succumbed to his dastardly charms? the pair were seen leaving in a cab together... [ Daily Mail ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 27, 2007 in Big Brother, Billie Piper, Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 26, 2007 10:16 AM

In the news: Jessica Biel is a Wonder, and Keira Knightley is slim

76372685 -Kate Nash refuses to be labelled, as she says she's far to posh to be considered a chav. “I think the press really wanted me to be a chav because of the way I sing. I’m way too articulate to be a chav. I’m the new Posh, me.” [Daily Star ]

-Hot to trot Jessica Biel is set to play Wonder Woman (a stretch for her then) in the hotly touted Justice League of America. We can't wait for the skintight costume shots...[E ]

-Trailer trash superstar Courtney Love is in talks to design a clothing range. I'm envisaging a safety pinned Amy Winehouse meets Barbarella ensemble with added accessories from jilted boyfriends. Far be it for me to say she's unqualified, as she fights back at criticism with the following statement of her suitability as a future fashionista. 'I know a lot of people are doing lines but my first job, other than stripping, was on 'Mommie Dearest' as an assistant in wardrobe'. Um, OK. [Jezebel ]

-Keira Knightley may look super fine, but herself esteem is slightly less. She's bugged about her presence, and hates being called anorexic. "I haven't got a clue about how much I weigh. I do not own any scales. And I have noticed it creates an anger in people who are not skinny. People like to blame their insecurities on other people." [Daily China ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 26, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Keira Knightley, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 25, 2007 10:21 AM

In the news: Lily Allen likes Ed Simons and Mariah Carey has a breast tape assistant

76009344 -Charlotte Church's little bundle of joy now has a name, Ruby Megan Henson. Aaah. She's bucked the celeb trend of choosing unfeasibly 'hip' names (Remember Apple, people?) and has gone for a sweet classic. [Sky Showbiz ]

-Lily Allen is getting some chemical loving, by chemical brothers star Ed Simons! A source said: “They are seeing more and more of each other and having a lot of fun. They have a lot in common. [The Sun ]

-Gwen Stefani reveals she wasn't always the rock chick she is now, preferring the Sound of Music to Top of the Pops in her youth.  "I think I've been able to fool a lot of people into   thinking I'm pretty hip, but in reality I'm just a big dork," laughs   Gwen. "I'll never change. I was never a cheerleader in school, I never   had lots of friends. I was just a big nerd really." [Belfast T ]

-Mariah Carey does have impressive assets, and so it's understandable that she needs people to keep them under control, and her entourage includes a breast tape assistant amongst the bodyguards and make up artists. The special lady is only concerned about Mariah's boob cleavage, what a job, eh?  [Entertainment Wise ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 25, 2007 in Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Lily Allen | Permalink | Comments (2)

September 24, 2007 10:39 AM

In the news: Charlotte Church has a girl and George Clooney crashes his motorbike

C55655charlottechurchposters - Charlotte Church gives birth to a bonny little girl. Gavin has informed people that Charlotte gave birth to a beautiful baby girl at home on Thursday night. Gavin was there at the birth, which is admirable though we can bet the Voice of an Angel star probably hit all the high notes. [RTE ]

-Britney Spears has another possible setback in her ongoing custody case, the infamous title of 'celebrity worst mother'. We at Star Trip of course aren't to surprised as we  already assigned her a place in our polls not to long ago, and Kerry Katona was second with the Jade Goody monster in third place. By placing Jade in third I have to admit to losing credulity for the voters as surely Asda loving Kerry can't be considered worse than children, what children, Jade?  [Digital Spy ]

-George Clooney has fractured a rib in a motorcycle accident. thankfully the Oceans 13 (and 11, and 12) star hasn't suffered any permanent damage, but this will probably teach him to stop pretending he's still a 20 something. His girlfriend, Larson, also broke her foot, but so far no injury claims have been made. [Reuters ]

-Noel Gallagher is one prod parent. Of course, every new father tends to think their bouncing bundle of joy the number one lad in the world, and every gurgle and cry they make revered and looked upon as the first and most profound mutterings ever, well Noel of course has to go one step further and pronounce his one week old son a legend. 'He shall go by the name of Donovan Rory MacDonald Gallagher and he will be a legend. Give thanks and praise', he texted friends. [Zee News ]



Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 24, 2007 in Britney Spears, Charlotte Church, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 12, 2007 12:08 PM

In the news: Kylie's new hair, Big Brother stars sing and The Beckhams 'over-hyped'

Bbsam1- Kylie has been spotted with a new strawberry blonde bob hairstyle. Looking good lady! [The Sun]

- Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson is set to appear in the upcoming Sex and the City movie as Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant. She needs an assistant? Why didn’t she advertise on YouTube like P Diddy? [IMDb]

- The Beckhams have topped Radar magazine’s poll of the most over-hyped people on the planet. David was described as an "overpaid soccer star" while Victoria was labelled a "pointless collection of body parts.” Still, as long as she carries a donor card she could prove useful one day. [Digital Spy]

- Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching an assault on our ears with their cover of Aqua’s cheese fest hit Barbie Girl. Let’s hope it charts as well as other BB star’s singles, anyone remember Craig from BB1's Xmas ditty? [the Daily Mail]

Posted by Katie Button on September 12, 2007 in Big Brother, David Beckham, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kylie Minogue, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

September 11, 2007 12:12 PM

In the news: Kelly Osbourne makes her mum blub and Ulrika to get hitched

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- Tamsin Outhwaite is swapping Hotel Babylon for life as a yummy mummy. The former Eastender is sad to say goodbye to the BBC1 hotel drama but is keen to start a family. Does that mean the Beeb will axe it? Fingers crossed. [The Daily Record]

- Charlotte Church wants Prince William to make an honest girl of Kate Middleton and march her down the aisle. And why? So the press will stop hounding her and her fella, that Welsh rugby guy. Is that really the only solution? [The Royalist]

- Kelly Osbourne’s West End debut in musical Chicago had mother Sharon in tears. We’re sure she won’t be the only one. [Now magazine]

- Third time’s the charm for Ulrika Jonsson who is set to marry new boyfriend Brian Monet. A spokesperson has revealed that “Ulrika wants a really low-key wedding.” So that’s only a ten page spread in OK! rather than the 20? [Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on September 11, 2007 in Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kelly Osbourne, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 7, 2007 10:59 AM

In the news: Victoria Beckham makes us laugh and everybody loves Springsteen

75388372 -Victoria Beckham and hubby David have been nominated for a comedy award by lads mag Loaded based on their attempts to conquer the USA. Sweet, sweet irony.  [BBC ]

-Kelly Osbourne is to host a new show on Radio 1. She will host Radio 1's Surgery - part of the new "teen zone" on Sunday evenings. [RTE ]

-Springsteen tickets sell out- 10,000 in eight minutes. Gosh, I guess he's still got it. [4ni ]

- Chelsy is not happy with Prince Harry after he kept her waiting for 45 minutes when she arrived in the UK. That's not good going considering she's moving country for him. Uh oh. [Telegraph ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 7, 2007 in David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kelly Osbourne, The Royal Family, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 6, 2007 11:25 AM

In the news: Kate Middleton plans to be a photographer and Jordan is happy

Wonder_wino -Amy Winehouse denies rumours that she and her hubby will end up dead like Sid Vicious and his girlfriend Nancy Spungen. "We are not going to end up like them," Amy told The Sun. "We're in love and have everything to live for."[Digital Spy ]

-Jordan and Kerry Katona play nice and make friends again. Despite criticizing Kerry's partner Mark Croft she says,"I wish Kerry luck for the wedding. I hope she has a really good day."[The Sun ]

-Kate Middleton has quit her job at Jigsaw to become a full time photographer. “It was fun but she wants a new challenge.  She is committed to becoming a photographer, " says a source. [Fametastic ]

-Scarlet Johansson is to star in a new Diamond heist movie called Brilliance. She will be reunited with Sam Bayer, the director from her video with Justin Timberlake. Bayer said: "It's about diamond thieves, and we start shooting this winter." [RTE ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 6, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kerry Katona, Scarlett Johansson, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 4, 2007 10:59 AM

In the news: Maggie Gyllenhaal is sexy and goodybe to Dr Who

Maggieap -Brad Pitt has been attacked by a crazed fan! The woman grabbed the father of four at the Venice Film Festival and she ran out of the crowd and grabbed him, much to his obvious embarrassment.  TMZ ]

-Is this the end for Dr Who? There are no plans to film a fifth series till 2010 so hard core fans may have to make do with repeats and strange K9 reviews.  [BBC ]

- Maggie Gyllenhaal is the sexy new  model for hot lingerie brand Agent Provocateur. She looks mighty fine![Agent Provocateur]

-George Michael is writing a song for the Spice Girls Reunion. An insider says,  “The girls are thrilled to be in talks with George … he’s one of the most talented songwriters around.” [MTV ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 4, 2007 in Brad Pitt, George Michael, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 3, 2007 11:01 AM

In the news: Keira Knighgtley likes kissing her Atonement co star and Courtney Love denies dissing Amy Winehouse

76376519_2 - Courtney Love says she never dissed Amy Winehouse! "I said no such thing. I care deeply about her talent, I love this record tons, but I wouldn't comment even if I did have any knowledge. She hasn't hurt anyone I care for and she hasn't hurt me. My deepest apologies to anyone who believes this nonsense".[NME ]

-Is this the strangest love match of the decade? Pouty Renee Zellweger and wrinkly Paul Mc Cartney have been spotted being intimate on a dinner date! [Monsters and Critics ]

-Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have ended their 3 year relationship. 'It's been rocky for a while,' says a source. [IOL ]

-Keira Knightley has kissed some of the worlds hottest men, but apparently her Atonement co-star is the best snog so far. "James [McAvoy] is the best kisser ever!" she says. Sadly he's married! [MetroMix ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 3, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Keira Knightley | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 31, 2007 12:17 PM

In the news: Zac Efron is a hottie and Keira hates drunken celebs

Ga06 - Who doesn't like lusting after fresh faced 16 year olds? Zac Efron, star oh High School Musical 2 is ever so cute, and if he's hot now, just imagine when he's drink legal... Mmm.[Daily Mail ]

-Mel B's been  blushing lately, as she was showed upon the Jimmy Kimmel show. When asked about her fellow celebrities from Dancing with the Stars she admitted she didn't know any of them, not even fellow Brit  Jane Seymour! [Sky Showbiz ]

-Keira Knightley says she is sickened by drunk celebrities.   "The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They're real people proving they're s**ttier than everybody else because they don't even wear knickers.” Well said Keira! [India Times ]

- Rustlers is signing Gemma Atkinson to promote their microwave snacks for the campaign 'Eat Late, Eat Safe', to stop oven fires. [Now ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 31, 2007 in Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Keira Knightley, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 30, 2007 10:39 AM

In the news: Rihanna pairs up and Pete Doherty is zombified

75935237 -Our favourite Umbrella ella ella singer Rihanna has a hot new man, none other than Shia LeBoeuf. She's been seen having romantic meals with the Transformers Star.  [MTV ]

-Lily Allen got a little carried away at the carnival this weekend, pushing Kray off stage! In retaliation he poured a beer on her head. What goes around comes around Lil.  [TMZ ]

-Pete Doherty is set for the least challenging role of his career to date; that of a zombie! Josh Wheedon, author of Buffy the Vampire Slayer wants Pete to act in Ripper, a zombie spin off show.  [Digital Spy ]

-French and Saunders have a fabulous new sketch planned, and this one targets Amy Winehouse and Britney in their normal off the wall humour. [Standard ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 30, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lily Allen, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 29, 2007 5:42 PM

Faye Tozer - Folk singer?

Tozer Heat are getting all disturbed about Faye Tozer's (yup! Her from Steps) latest role in the musical Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

The show is about the short life of songbird Eva Cassidy and of course, Eva is played by the former popstrel Tozer. Eva, whose rendition of Fields Of Gold once brought tears to Sting’s eyes, died in 1996 aged 33, from melanoma. The singer once famously said she’d sing anything "apart from that pop crap." Naturally, this poses a very important question; What on earth would she make of Faye's former chart teeny bop outfit, and as a result, what would be  made of her soulless crooning?

Faye admits, "Eva would turn in her grave if she heard Steps! But I hope she'd be proud of my performance – it's an honour to be playing such an icon."

Posted by mofgimmers on August 29, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

In the news: Nadine might be with Jesse again and Madonna gets a step closer to adoption

76201415 -Amy Winehouse's father  in law urges fans to boycott her concerts. He's worried about her drug taking and his sons involvement with it all. "I think they both need to get medical help before one of them, if not both of them, eventually will die," he said. [BBC ]

-Madonna has had a lucky break in her ongoing adoption struggle as a Malawi social worker is being sent to assess the suitability of Madge's home. I'm sure Jacuzzis and the gyms will prove up to scratch.  [Now ]

-Are Nadine Coyle and Jesse Metcalfe back on again? Some say yes, some say no. Even her father, Niall Coyle doesn't seem to be in the loop.   "Sure why would I know anything about that?" he asked. "It's   not any of my business. I can't say whether they are back together or not." [BT ]

-So Pete Doherty didn't show for Get Loaded in the Park. Well that's a surprise and a half. Organisers says that he "was never 100 percent, but they kept a slot for him just on case". "[NME ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 29, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Madonna, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 28, 2007 11:09 AM

In the news: Cheryl Cole bitches about the Spice Girls and Owen Wilson recovers

75591741 -Owen Wilson, star of such movies as Blades of Glory and  Starsky and Hutch is apparently on suicide watch after reportedly slashing his wrists. "I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time," he says.[NY news ]

-Simon Cowell denies fellow X Factor judges Danni Minogue and Sharon Osbourne are arguing with eachother. "I've been with them throughout the auditions and I just don't see it. Unless I'm the most naïve person in the world, there are no rows." [Ireland Online ]

-Cheryl Cole bitches about the Spice Girls comeback and does a great impression of anti sisterly love. "We could hardly go out as Girls Aloud when we're old and wrinkly. We would have to call ourselves Old Girls Aloud – and that would never do," she says about the Spice reunion. [Daily Mail ]

- Who's Cameron Diaz dating now?b First it was John Mayer, then Crisis Angel, and now it's apparently Bradley Cooper. Woah, slow down girl!  [D-Listed ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 28, 2007 in Cameron Diaz, Dannii Minogue, Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

August 24, 2007 11:13 AM

In the news: Nicole Richie serves 82 minutes in prison and Ryan Phillipe wants to teach

74705244 -Nicole Richie's been released from jail, after serving 82 minutes of a four day sentence. A spokesperson says,  “She was processed into the jail system, she was highly cooperative and she was released.” How dandy for her. [Just Jared ]

-You'd think Pete Doherty would be counting his lucky stars on walking free from jail and vowing never to get into such trouble again. Well you'd be wrong, as a photographer now alleges that alleges Doherty assaulted her and ' she was left with bruises and had clumps of her hair missing after the scuffle with Doherty.'  [Herald ]

-All is not well with Amy Winehouse and hubby as reports mentiona  very public bust up, and screming and shouting in their hotel toom that has led to injuries! More pics to follow. [D listed ]

-Ryan Phillipe is thinking of taking his career in another direction; that of teaching. He reveals, "If I ever gave up acting, I'd probably teach - that's something I've always thought about, and I might do yet."
[Digital Spy ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 24, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Nicole Richie, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 23, 2007 11:12 AM

In the news: Britney isn't singing with Justin and Amy Winehouse is nominated for the MOBO awards

75977381 -I find it strange how a white pop star can somehow be nominated for three MOBO's, then again, with Amy Winehouse I have started to find nothing out the ordinary in anything she does. Apparently her sound represents the best of black music, whatever that means. [The Independent ]

-Britney Spears has pulled out of a secret duet deal with Justin Timberlake, so secret that I hadn't even heard that it was in the works, so it's rather non news dontcha think? What I find more exciting is that she's been talking to her ex again. [Digital Spy ]

-Danni Minogue professes a love of the X Factor. She tells how she loves being a judge and how excited she is at watching promising new talent. "The youngest kids are amazing. They are so talented and fearless. The ones I love most are the ones that are neither cocky nor scared to show their vulnerability. We have also seen some amazing groups. I personally hope we can find the next Spice Girls." [MEN ]

-Dirty Pretty Things have a new gig lined up, at a rather unusual venue: Pentonville Prison. They plan to play to inmates there as part of a drive by the Samaritans to highlight vulnerable young men. Not everyone thinks it is a good thing though, as Mr Newman, a member of local Islington says, 'I don't actually know if the band are any good- maybe it's exactly what the prisoners deserve. perhaps they should get James Blunt down for a few sessions- that would be adequate torture.' [Islington Gazette ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 23, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Dannii Minogue, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 21, 2007 11:27 AM

In the news: Louis Walsh has the X Factor and Pete Doherty broke bail

73322411 - Pete Doherty is back in court again today, charged with breaking bail conditions. He was arrested yesterday, accused of possessing restricted substances. Oo-er. [NME ]

-Keira Knightley is a girl after our won heart, not letting fame and fortune change her one whit. "It frightens me when kids go, 'I want to be famous'," she said. "Why? Because you can get into a restaurant? You know what? If you book, you can get into a restaurant! 'I want to be rich and famous'. Go and work on the stock market." [RTE ]

-Louis Walsh claims credit for X Factor success. He says his return to the show is the reason for the ground breaking 11 million that tuned in . "Well I wouldn't want to say, 'I told you so', but I think nearly 11 million people is a fair indication that Simon should never have sacked me." [This is london ]

-Jessie Wallace hasn't left the leopard skin dresses that Kat Slater used to wear totally behind her, as she may be airing them out for her new role as an Essex girl in ITV's Wild at Heart.  [The Sun ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 21, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Keira Knightley, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 20, 2007 11:42 AM

In the news: Girls Aloud might split and Pink takes the piss out of Britney

76168108 -The Lohan parents have finally reached an agreement int their divorce/custody proceedings. The couple best known for famously exploiting their offspring and acting like teenagers will finally be over within 60 days. I'm sure Lindsay is breathing a sigh of relief. [BBC ]

-Now Harry Potter has ended what's next for J.K. Rowling? Some might think that being a mega millionaire was enough of a reason to lay down the pen forever, but our intrepid writer thinks not; her next work? A crime novel! She's been spotted scribbling in various Edinburgh cafes. Watch this spot... [Digital Spy ]

-Far be it for sexy popstrel Pink to rise above bitchy comments that characterize girl bands such as Girls Aloud and the Pussycat Dolls. No, instead she joins in with the throng; her latest line of attack, poor lil Britney Spears. In her set at the V festival she changed the lyrics of her song from 'tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears: she's so pretty', to 'she's so crazy'.  [NME ]

-There are rumours that Girls Aloud may split, due to the re-awakened romance between Nadine Coyle and love rat Jesse Metcalfe.   Bookmakers Paddy Power are offering odds of 2/1 that the popular girl band   will announce they're splitting by the end of the year. Nadine has even bought a house in LA to be closer to Jesse. [Belfast Tel ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 20, 2007 in Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 17, 2007 11:14 AM

In the news: Myleene Klass has a baby girl and Christian Slater loves Winona Ryder

Klassglamour_468x624 - Look as pretty as a peach (es Geldof) in the Dotti fashion range. Peaches Geldof is now the face of quirky Australian fashion range as 'her style is how our customers dress'.[Entertainment ]

-Myleene Klass has given birth to a baby girl, 3 and a half weeks early! Myleene went into labour on the way home from presenting her BBC show. Thankfully now she's popped the sprog she can't give any more interviews about how 'glowing' she feels being preggers. [Daily Mail ]

-Tony Blair is to write a memoir of his time at the top. He's nabbed himself the same lawyer that negotiated Clinton's £6 million book deal, so I guess he's hoping for a fair whack. [Times ]

-Christian Slater reveals that he still fancies Winona Ryder. They met on the set of Heathers in 1989 and had a brief romance. 'I love her. I've never gotten over the crush I had on her then. She is still the woman of my dreams', he reveals.  [Now ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 17, 2007 in Baby Watch, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Peaches Geldof, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 16, 2007 11:48 AM

In the news: Halle Berry is up the duff and Chelsy Davy to study at Leeds Uni

Chelsydavy -Is Halle Berry preggers?   It's rumoured that she's two months up the duff from Gabriel Aubry. We hear that she's worried about what effect her diabetes will have on her pregnancy and she's trying to be extra healthy. [D listed ]

-The King is dead but his spirit lives on. 30 years after Elvis's death fans commemorate him with a candlelight vigil outside his Memphis home, Graceland. Approximately 75,000 fans have gathered there in the biggest vigil ever. [BBC ]

-Sexy Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry's girlfriend is set to study at one of our hallowed institutions, the party capital that is Leeds University. She'll be nearer her boyfriend and will have the chance to 'experience the 24 hour party that is Leeds', says an ex student.  [Sky Showbiz ]

-You can own some vintage rock memorabilia, straight from the hands of Noel Gallagher or the Kings of Leon. They are selling signed guitars and t-shirts on eBay to raise money for charity. personally I think I'd go for Johnny Borrell's skinny jeans, oh yeah.. [NME ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 16, 2007 in Baby Watch, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 8, 2007 11:20 AM

In the news: Pete Doherty is not in jail and Amy Winehouse plans a clothing range

74859493 -Pete Doherty remains free! The judge gave him no jail time for his admitted DUI and has given him till September to assess himself. [D Listed ]

-Apparently Amy Winehouse it to create her own line of clothing. She's been approached by Calvin Klein who feel she is perfect for their new line of crack whore clothes which include short shorts and t shirts with that special unwashed look. [Agent Bedhead ]

-Live and let loose... Former Bond girl Jane Seymour, 56, is being taken to court by her neighbours who want to stop the 'wild parties' taking place in her home and disturbing their rest. Wild parties at 56? good on you girl. [The Times ]

-Lindsay Lohan goes back into rehab again. Yawn. Someone give that girl a slap, and a good talking to. It's like watching a cra crash in motion.. no, wait, she did that too.Will her time in Utah sort her out? We doubt it. [Hecklerspray ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 8, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 7, 2007 10:43 AM

In the news: Lily Allen is banned from the USA and Madonna fears for her child

730923382 - Madonna may lose her malawi child as rumours have started that she paid for the adoption inspectors flights and made improper payments to him. Uh oh. [Just Jared ]

- Jordan's never shy about sharing, and her latest news release? She has got back into shape after her pregnancy without even trying! Whilst other women force down lettuce Jordan's booty has reshaped itself as she is to busy mummying to eat! She plans to have another baby girl, 'this one will be called Twinkle!' after she has her boobs redone in December. [Daily India ]

-Kate Middleton pulls out of the cross channel boat race after fears arose for her safety. [BBC ]

-Lily Allen has been refused entry to the USA! She had to endure a strip search and a five hour interrogation into her criminal record before sending her back. [Metro ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 7, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lily Allen, Madonna, The Royal Family, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 6, 2007 11:40 AM

In the news: Kerry Katona is having a bad year and SJP is off shoes

57215008 -Is Robbie Williams planning to rejoin Take That? He's been spotted meeting with Gary Barlow for cosy chats, after the pair haven't talked for 11 years! Could a reunion be in the works? [ Metro ]

-That Kerry Katona doesn't seem to be a lucky gal lately., not only having to cope with armed robbers in her own home, she now has to face another broken marriage, with hubby Mark Croft kicked out of her house after reports he cheated on her  and an ongoing custody battle with ex hubby Bryan McFadden where the latest drama is him trying to make her do a drugs test. Phew. Give the girl a break! [Daily Mail ]

-Sexy star Thandie Newton reveals how she has battled bulimia for years. She talks candidly about how she used to survive on nothing but cottage cheese and how her knuckles are bruised from putting her fingers down her throat. [TMZ ]

-Sexy Sarah Jessica Parker bemoans the damage stilettos have done to her body. 'My knees are shot', she reveals in an exclusive interview.  [Holy Moly ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 6, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kerry Katona, Robbie Williams, Take That, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 3, 2007 11:52 AM

In the news: Reese Witherspoon is the new Avon Lady and Jessica Biel cheats on Justin

75436989_2 -Reese Witherspoon is the new face of Avon, a brand formerly associated with old ladies and lavender scented talcum powder. She is their new 'global ambassador' and will bring a much needed edge and style to this classic range. [Celebitchy ]

-Kate Nash has a lot to smile about, having just reached Number 1 in the mid week pop charts. She talks about how she's never had a proper boyfriend but says, ' I may not have had a long-term relationship, but every-one's had strange friendships that they don't really know what they are, I know I have, so I use that, and I've seen my friends go through different things too'.Um, OK..[ MEN ]

-Lily Allen seems to back to her old antics, mouthing off and allegedly attacking photographers. It was reported she kicked a photographer who was trying to snap her, but Lily's management denies this these claims. 'It is completely untrue. He was jumping all over everyone. He was really in her face', they said. We'll see. [MSN ]

-Has Jessica Biel cheated on Justin Timberlake? Though the couple aren't official yet, they're close enough for him to call her a 'lovely girl', so he may not be best pleased when he hears she spent the weekend canoodling with her ex at a wedding while he was off touring Europe.[2Snaps ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 3, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Justin Timberlake, Lily Allen, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 2, 2007 11:39 AM

In the news: Paris Hilton to design shoes and Lily Allen is happy

Lily_panda -Prince doesn't seem to be a fan of Madonna, perhaps because he feels the world doesn't have room for both their ego's? At his concert last night he said, 'I got so many hits y'all can't handle me. I got more hits than Madonna's got kids.'. Considering she hasn't adopted that many I think he may have been doing himself a disservice. [NME ]

-The notoriously depressed Lily Allen seems to be happy for once, smiling and laughing as she poses in a panda costume , which she plans to wear on stage. Her blog which is usually full of suicidal ramblings now as a more upbeat tone, saying, ' I have had a wonderful few weeks, playing Glastonbury was the singularly most bestest moment of my entire life, and made me realise what this is all about.' Bless. [The London Paper ]

-Paris Hilton is to create a range of shoes! The heiress has long since bemoaned the lack of pretty pumps to cover her size 9 feet, so now she is taking on the designer world and creating her own! Expect lots of pink and satin... [Catwalk Queen ]

-Christina Aguilera's feeling poorly, pulling out of some of her scheduled gigs as she's under the weather.. or is just morning sickness? Though she isn't on record as being pregnant she clearly has a baby bump and has been talking about her motherhood plans with  the media. 'I definitely want my children to know Spanish', she says. [Perez Hilton ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 2, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lily Allen, Madonna, Paris Hilton, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 1, 2007 11:10 AM

In the news: Nicole Richie is four months pregnant and Kirsten Dunst is noisy

44933818brad_pitt_angelina_cannes6 -We've ummed and ahhed about whether twiglet Nicole Richie was actually pregnant and now in an 'exclusive' she reveals to Diane Sawyer that she's four months pregnant. Not that the babe will be malnourished or anything... [ABC ]

-Kirsten Dunst doesn't seem to be winning any friends in her new Islington home, as residents have complained of how noisy the Spiderman star is. [Monsters and Critics ]

_Tragedy strikes the Jordan house as both she and her orange lover Peter Andre are mystified at the ginger tint to their daughter's hair. Princess Tiaamii is blue eyed and ginger haired but they declare they will 'love her anyway', then filled us in on the intimate details of their sex life. Nice. [The Sun ]

-There may be trouble in Brangelina land with reports of the couple arguing and spending time apart, while on holiday! Bard is said to be angry with Angelina's constant weight loss and has purchased a bachelor pad of his own in Berlin. [Metro ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 1, 2007 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Nicole Richie, Peter Andre, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 31, 2007 10:59 AM

In the news: Britney pole dances and Prince Harry loves the jungle

Britneyspearsstripperpole10_copy - Jennifer Aniston is leaving the sunny shores of LA for the East Coast high life.  She's been spotted browsing for apartments in Manhattan with Isla Fisher, and is planning to move before the end of the year. [Popsugar ]

-Prince Harry gets some hot jungle action as he strolls through Africa with girlfriend Chelsy. The couple were seen canoodling and enjoying the outdoors, with all thought of his supposed 'fling' with a bar-girl forgotten. [NOTW ]

-Britney shows us that she still  manages to keep her class, by straddling a strippers pole in torn fishnets. Uh huh. [Egotastic ]

-Don't worry Lindsay, it's not all over for you yet! Donald Trump has requested that the wild child participate on Celebrity Apprentice, where he 'will straighten her out'. On the other hand, it's a chance to publicly fire the ginger menace once and for all.. [The Sun ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 31, 2007 in Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 30, 2007 11:18 AM

In the news: Nicole Richie to do jail time and Usher isn't married

74437840 -Who'd have thought someone as publicity shy as Richard Branson would ever have indulged in mile high romps at the tender age of 18. Then again, who's more surprised that the whisker wearing entrepreneur actually manged to pull? It's a toss up.'The problem with plane loos generally is that they are very small, and the acrobatics can’t take too long because there’s no room and people start banging on the door', reminisces Sir Richard. That must be why the Virgin planes have a larger loo than standard... [The Sun ]

-Poor little rich girl Paris Hilton has just lost out on a $51 million inheritance as her grandfather is embarrassed by her TV/prison/up the skirt antics. Instead he plans to give her windfall to charity instead. Never mind Paris, one more scandal and you'll have enough cash in advertising condoms and bibles that you won't feel the loss. [News Sawf ]

-Nicole Richie  is sentenced.. finally. She has been ordered to serve a puny four days in jail, despite trying to whip up public sympathy by a possibly phantom pregnancy. When asked to comment on her baby bump the deputy district attorney said: "I don't have any information on that". [RTE ]

-Usher's on off wedding plans were definitely OFF again as mere hours before the wedding on Saturday the groom was calling it off, leaving the 100 or so guests fairly embarrassed and awkward. Among the now non attending crew were Beyonce and Jay Z as well as Janet Jackson. No one knows how ex bride and mother to be of his baby Tameka Foster is feeling but we're guessing she's not thrilled by this last minute ditch. [People ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 30, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 27, 2007 10:13 AM

In the news: Paris Hilton is on the move and Johnny Depp to marry

75544420 - The lovely Claire Danes reveals more than planed when she experiences the dreaded celebrity nip slip, popping out of her top while being interviewed for MTV Canada. Oops. [Egotastic ]

-Kate Nash likes Lily Allen, she just doesn't want to be Lily. She says she finds the constant comparisons annoying and that 'it's lazy journalism and also quite sexist that there's not enough room for more than one female singer songwriter from London'. That's us told then. [Music Rooms ]

-Apparently Johnny Depp is planning to marry long term lover and mother of his two children, Vanessa Paradis. They've been together for nine years so it's really about time he made a honest woman out of her. [Dotspotter ]

-Paris Hilton is finally bowing to pressure by her neighbours and leaving her Hollywood Hills mansion. Her 3,000 square foot four bed, four bath mansion is on the market for $4.25 million if you fancy it. [Forbes ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 27, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Johnny Depp, Lily Allen, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 26, 2007 11:21 AM

In the news: Cameron Diaz hooks up with Al Gore and Britney promises to bare all

Cam -Publicity hound Britney is at it again, promising a tell all exclusive to a US magazine, where she'll come clean about her troubled life, rocky relationships and struggles with rehab. Will this be the curse of Chaotic all over again? [Daily Express ]

-Cameron Diaz has a new partner! the unlikely boy is Al Gore, but it's not what you're thinking as our Cam has no need of a sugar daddy, rather they are joining forces to fight global warming. I know, I know, you didn't see that coming. They are hosting a TV programme called 60 seconds to save the earth, which will feature eco tips and ask viewers to create messages to promote awareness. 'The planet needs a good publicist', says Diaz. [China Daily ]

-Paris Hilton is planning to make it in the musical business as she is reportedly in 'talks', and plans to perform next month in Toronto. [E Online ]

-Oh My God! Amy 'Winebox' Winehouse actually performed a scheduled gig. Seriously. The singer, best known for her diva like antics and public fondling of slimy double barreled husband, now seems to be fulfilling her contractual obligations. OK, she turned up an hour late, but at least she didn't spit or swear at the audience this time. [NME ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 26, 2007 in Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 25, 2007 2:07 PM

In the news:Jade Goody plans to act and Pete Doherty is back in rehab

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-Penelope Cruz is in trouble.. well L'Oreal is anyhow, for promoting their latest mascara and saying it gave 'lashes that could reach for the stars'. Unfortunately our Pen was wearing falsies.. Oops! [Daily Mail ]

-Jade Goody still plans world domination, next stage in her takeover? our cinema screens. people are quailing in their Ugg boots as Jade has just enrolled on a twelve week acting course at the Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute in New York. I wonder if they'll train the Essex out of her? [Lost in Showbiz ]

-Pete Doherty enters rehab  again. Yawn. Next story, Pete leaves rehab, falls off the wagon and gets arrested. Such a creative thinker, that Pete. [Sky Showbiz ]

-Kerry Katona speaks out about her kidnapping ordeal. 'It was the most terrifying night of my life,' she says. 'I thought we were all goin to die. I'm not sleeping and I'm scared to go back to the house and I get frightened when Mark leaves me alone'. Sympathy goes out to the plucky 26 year old, after all armed robbers in your own home is enough to make anyone a little jumpy.[BBC ]

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 25, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Kerry Katona | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 24, 2007 10:47 AM

In the news: Britney may be in the baby way and Lindsay Lohan looks lovely

0723_lindsay_lohan_scram_startraks -The lovely Lily Allen is at it again; blogging intimate details about celebrity friends for the whole MySpace community to read. her latest gaffe? Apparently 'hanging out with Courtney Love made her want to go to rehab'. Nice. [The Sun ]

-Is that a bump Britney Spears is showing? The singer who has worked so hard to lose her post pregnancy pounds may be in the family way again. The question of the daddy is also an issue, with rumours saying Britters isn't sure which man impregnated her. Could it be former lover and drug counsellor, John Sundahl, or her bodyguard, Daimon Shippen? She's come a long way from her virginal days... [Metro ]

-Girls Aloud are planning to grow up, and no I don't mean they will start lowering their hemlines or addressing each other as 'Women', but instead they plan to create a more 'adult' sound. 'We're obviously getting older and we always, you know, like to try and push things forward', said Kimberly. [Digital Spy ]

-Keeping off the booze seems to agree with Lindsay Lohan if her tanned toned bikini clad physique is anything to go by. Her ankle monitor unit is still prominent but she manages to carry it off with decided style. Sigh. [TMZ ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 24, 2007 in Britney Spears, Film Stars, Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 23, 2007 11:49 AM

In the news: Kate Moss fears for missing videos and Kylie Minogue sees her ex

Kate_moss -Kylie Minogue attempts a reconciliation with love rat ex. She is giving Oliver Martinez a three month trial, and if he doesn't fulfill her expectations (a rock on her finger) then he's history again.  [SMH ]

-50 Cent may be a hip hop bad ass but he still objects to violence, mainly against himself as new video game 'Shoot the Rapper', allegedly uses his image and encourages gamers to shoot him. he is seeking $1 million in damages from the game manufacturers as '"it looks like him, and there's no doubt the character is intended to be him". [ NME ]

-Could Kate Moss be the next celebrity to fall foul of the sex tape market? it's been revealed that certain vids of her and Pete Doherty , um *expressing their love* seem to have gone MIA [The Sun ]

-Jade Goody ain't really much of a people person so it's no surprise that animal/children have a problem with her too. She's just dumped her pet pooch, a Labrador puppy named Jasper as he was causing to much damage to her home. Apparently he just didn't take to house training.. you'd of thought Jade would relate to that. [Digital Spy ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 23, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 20, 2007 11:42 AM

In the news: Britney takes her clothes off and Kate Moss changes her number

Britters -Kate Moss is well on the way to recovery from the dastardly Doherty, and has decided to go the no contact route of break up etiquette. She has changed her mobile and landline numbers, so unless he turns up in person, he can' contact her. Go Kate! [Sky Showbiz ]

-Lindsay Lohan's been bailed for $30,000 on charges of drink driving. She's schedules to return on August 34 for her trial and is hoping she won't share the same fate as fellow celeb Paris. To this effect she's still wearing her alcohol monitoring anklet, but rumours of wild behaviour still haunt her. [E Online ]

-Shock, horror; Britney Spears goes for a swim. Yes, apparently a dip in the ocean is headline news when the notorious Ms Spears does it. So far her aqua antics have been spotted on the pages of three national newspapers, with her flouncing around in *gasp* her underwear, not a bikini. I suppose the fact that her bra and pants are more substantial than a string bikini makes no difference, eh? At least she's not showing us her lady bits again..  [China Daily ]

-Rachel Stevens of S club 7 fame has found a new beau, hunky Alex Bourne, an ex masseur. And while he is her latest boyf, he is also an old flame having hooked up with the pop princess from days of yore, when they were nth students at school in Southgate. [The London Paper ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 20, 2007 in Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 19, 2007 11:59 AM

In the news: Amy Winehouse spits on stage and Lindsay Lohan likes to 'whippit'

74859306_2 -Charming girl that Amy Winehouse. Not only does she turn up late to gigs (that is, if she doesn't cancel them last minute) but she then proceeds to swear at the audience, stumble across the stage, swear at the crowd and then spit at them, before leaving early. The Eden project where she performed issued the following statement, 'She's rock'n'roll. She's not going to come on stage and give a lot of smooth patter.' [Metro]

-Oprah's down in the dog-drums with the death of her prized pooch. The two year old golden retriever passed away a few weeks ago. 'Weeks have passed', says Oprah, 'And the pain has not subsided. Awww. [Indy Star ]

-Shilpa Shetty received a honorary doctorate of arts from Leeds Metropolitan University.  She got the award for, 'Showing great character, for making a difference to our multicultural society, for using her talents to the full.' [Luton Today ]

- We wondered how Lindsay Lohan was managing her party lifestyle with that ugly alcohol tag; and now it seems she has decided to get around those restrictions by turning to harder substances; which won't show up in her anklet. It's been alleged that she uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide, and mixes that  with the cold medicine Coricidin. [Girl Talkin Smack ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 19, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 17, 2007 11:42 AM

In the news: Pete Doherty gets fined for rubbish and Miss Great Britain is sexy

Fhm_9 -The torturous alternative to barbie dolls is moving to the big screen. Yes, the Bratz dolls, which arrive prepackaged with miniature lip gloss, hair extensions and WAG pretensions are moving to the cinema to inflict their vacuous outpourings on a nation of impressionable teenagers. [Agent Bedhead ]

-Miss Great Britain Rachel Tennant shows she can fill out a bikini as she struts outside the houses of parliament in a 'search' for the sexiest music video of 2007. I think we can tell she'll be n the running for 2008. Till then, you can vote in our sexiest video of all time poll. [Entertainment 4 Media ]

-Queen Latifah may want to hire a new publicist, as her current one has her opening chains of Fatburger round the states. [TMZ ]

-Surprise, surprise, Pete Doherty is in trouble with the law again. honestly it's enough to make one vomit up the preprocessed nonsense that was breakfast with his scrawny pallid face staring up at you in a mixture of confusion, hallucination and a pathetic why me expression. Sure, Kate may have dropped you for the loser you are but wallowing in self pity isn't going to  bring er back. He got a fixed penalty fine for littering yesterday, proving that even his rubbish is rubbish, [The Sun ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 17, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 16, 2007 11:29 AM

In the news: Ziggy has a little one and Britney Spears buys a dog

74191715-You have to love Prince. If not for the velvet jackets, great cow-flicks and soulful come to bed eyes, he has released his latest album 'Planet Earth' through the Mail On Sunday. Whilst other stars talk about saving the planet, Prince goes further by singing about them; as all the songs were eco-driven anthems. The Mail may not be the coolest paper, but it's definitely a step up over the 'bonus summer mix' that they often offer us/ [NME ]

-Britney Spears loves London. Oh yes she does, she likes to cover London in vast wads of taffeta, hold it to her bosom and softly croon baby talk to her recent fad; her new Yorkie puppy, named after.. you got it, London. [DListed ]

-Conducting a relationship in full view of the nation is difficult enough without resorting to childish jibes and comments. Unfortunately when the relationship involves two children it seems a fair bet that it will sink to the he  said she said level of arguments culminating in crybaby Chanelle making some not so flattering comments about Ziggy's manhood. During a race between the Zigster and housemate Brian, the lovely Chanelle commented, "Well Brian SHOULD move slower with all that extra weight between his legs. You should have no problems there though, Zac.". [The Sun]

-Lindsay Lohan loves to be a trend setter, and she has a spanking new piece of jewellery she's proud to show off; her alcohol detecting anklet. She's been seen wearing it out at the local night spots; just hours after checking out of rehab,  and apparently this bracelet will deter her from imbibing the evil juice.. or at least, will make it obvious to us when she's had a few. Funny, I thought the slurring and visiting said clubs were enough of a sign, but I predict a flurry of imitation bracelets hitting a store near you soon. [Forbes ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 16, 2007 in Big Brother, Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (6)

July 11, 2007 11:16 AM

In the news: Lindsay Lohan has reformed and Kelly Clarkson has issues

Nicole_richie_in_eley_kishimoto -Kate Middleton is being officially harassed by the paparazzi and it has to stop, say MP's. [The  Guardian ]

-Kelly Clarkson reveals she's had sex with five men. It's not a particularly high amount, but the girl is just 25, so she has time. 'I have major trust issues. I just don’t make out with people', she says. [Popcrunch ]

-Lindsay Lohan says that 'rehab changed her life'. Now instead of relaxing with a couple of tequila shots and a micro mini the new and improved Lilo says she likes to ' say a serenity prayer. I meditate too'. Spiritual... [The Sun ]

-Nicole Richie heads to Canada as her court dates looms. No this pregnant twiglet isn't fleeing the country; instead Ms Swizzle stick head is getting some down time while she awaits the results of her motions hearing. She doesn't need to be present for her DUI hearing, so I guess she's hoping her bump and her absence will help her stay jail free. [TMZ ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 11, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 10, 2007 2:32 PM

In the news: Jade Goody reflects on her life and Lily Allen loves Paris Hilton

Goodybc -Jade Goody declares her miscarriage a 'punishment from God' for her Big Brother behaviour. 'Last year everything I touched turned to gold,'she says. 'I was probably due a tumble'. [The Guardian ]

-Courtney Love played some of her greatest songs at her birthday bash last night. She didn't seem to thrilled by the recent smoking ban, commenting, 'The only place I can smoke in England is the House of Parliament. How retarded is that?' [MTV ]

-James Blunt reveals he used to be so addicted to online auction site eBay that he once tried to sell his sister on it. It worked out well though, as the man who 'bought' her ended up marrying her! [Digital Spy ]

-Lily Allen always has something to say, the quality of which we don't feel we should comment on. her latest inspired declaration addresses Paris Hilton. 'I love her. I think The Simple Life is genius. I can never figure out if she plays up to it or not.'. Thanks for sharing Lily. [Sky Showbiz ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 10, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, James Blunt, Lily Allen, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 9, 2007 11:51 AM

In the news: Eva Longoria gets married twice and Beth Ditto has lesbian urges

Pipersm -Eva Longoria and Tony Parker get married.. again. There's nothing like having two consecutive weddings to make a girl feel special, and the Desperate Housewives Star managed a civil ceremony, and then a lavish white wedding the next day. Double the presents? [US Magazine ]

-That Beth Ditto's a mouthy girl, with thoughts to share on everything from Pringles to Primark, and now it seems Angelina Jolie has fallen foul of her scathing tongue, for not being lesbian enough.'If she were actually a lesbian she'd be with a woman', Beth growls. Er, has she forgotten about the beautiful Brad? Sounds like sour grapes to me. [D Listed ]

-Billie Piper is to marry her current boyfriend and Treats co star Laurence Fox at the end of July. This follows hot on the heels of her Decree Nisi, and shortly after her ex Chris Evans revealed his future wedding plans. Somehting to prove, perhaps?  [ITV ]

-Dear god, there is something really wrong with society, given the fact that ex jailbird alkie Paris Hilton has been nominated for a Teen Choice Award. Even if you ignore the fact that she hasn't done anything ever, the idea that teens should celebrate this walking alcopop is a little disturbing. Typically Fox Networks are running this, just to confirm any suspicions about Americans. and their priorities [TMZ ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 9, 2007 in Billie Piper, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 6, 2007 10:53 AM

In the news: Kate and William are back on again and Jesse Metcalf wants Nadine back

Jessemetcalfandnadine -Nothing gets the royal knickers all knotted up like gossip about Prince William and Kate Middleton, who reportedly are 'cosying up again'. Apparently 'William has persuaded Kate that the problems of dating a future  king are a price worth paying',says a source. It must be thought of all those future Hello spreads... [Monsters and Critics]

-Amy Winehouse is still a lush, despite telling doctors she was suffering from 'stress and exhaustion', she manges to miss a gig to spend time down the boozer. Lovely lass that, leaving 4,500 fans wanting so she can neck some extra liquor. I hope it has a medicinal effect when her fans start turning against her. [Metro ]

-Despite Jesse Metcalfe publicly cheating on Girls Aloud babe Nadine Coyle he still had hopes for an all singing all dancing reunion. To help him achieve this dream he has enlisted the help of non other than Nadine's Dad, who used to treat him like a son. That was before you trampled on his little angels heart love. I wouldn't hold out high hopes for open arms. [Now ]

-Jade Goody received a six month driving ban for a string of motoring offences including driving with a provisional licence and L plates. Her lawyer pleaded for it to be revoked citing “As a celebrity the interest by the public in Miss Goody is not always positive. It is impracticable for her to use public transport.” I guess it'll just have to be taxi's now love. [The Sun ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 6, 2007 in Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 4, 2007 11:31 AM

In the news: Christina Aguilera is pregnant and Jordan's OK with her baby being a model

74879680 -Harry Potter premieres in London to torrential rain and lightening, and the countdown to the final book moves up a notch. 'If I were Harry Potter for a day I'd try and outrun trains', Daniel Radcliffe says.  [Sky Showbiz ]

-Denise Van Outen is hanging up her mini skirts, and looking for marriage. Tired of being top totty she now wishes to find her own picket fence and 2.4 children. Maybe she'll get it together with David Walliams, following through on their marriage pact... [Entertainment Wise ]

-Jordan's only just sprogged her baby and already she's commenting on the girls possible career in glamour! 'It's completely up to her, so if that (glamour modelling) is what she wanted, that would be fine, and I'd support her.' [Daily Star ]

-That Dirrty girl Christina Aguilera is now up the Hilary (Duff), and we can look forward to peroxide style mini wailing greeting us in nine months. [Dotspotter ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 4, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 2, 2007 11:36 AM

In the news: Kate Moss lacks provocation and Daniel Radcliffe gets the waxwork treatment

74879758_2 -Kate Moss's party lifestyle may be catching up h her, as Agent Provocateur have just dropped Ms Moss as the face of their saucy lingerie brand, replacing her with.. a younger model! Could it all be over for the Moss dynasty? [Entertainment Wise ]

-"Everything is going to be fine," says Britney's Mum. "I've got a strong family, and everything is going to be fine." Sounds like she is trying to convince herself perhaps? It's not every day your daughter tries to pull an injunction against you, but it seems Mrs Spears is dealing admirably well. [The People ]

-Daniel Radcliffe is now immortalized in plaster, as his waxwork was revealed at Madam Tussuad's today. The  Harry Potter star is the youngest ever recreated in plaster for the Tussuad's family and is sporting a suit and stubble rather than a Hogwarts gown. [LSE ]

-Newscaster Mika Brzezinski from MSNBC refused to read an update on Paris Hilton's release from jail. She apologised to the audience at the decision made to place Paris's release above news from Iraq and refused to. 'No,' she said, 'I hate this story and I don't think it should be the lead' Hear, hear.[The Guardian]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 2, 2007 in Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (3)

June 29, 2007 12:29 PM

Buffy the Musical to go on tour!

BuffyIf you are a fan like me, and wept tears of impotent rage after the show finished after seven glorious seasons, you probably already own all the episodes on DVD and know the words to the musical as well as you know the Kellogg's jingles. In this case you will be overjoyed/ecstatic/ dancing a little jig in your chair at the news that Buffy the musical is finally to start touring the country. Us loyal fans have always thought that the buffster (and the beautiful Spike/Angel, take your pick) should make a comeback and that the songs were catchy enough to be a hit on stage as well as on screen.
I can't wait to hear 'Rest in Peace' or 'Walk through the fire' live, but as the show is do far only showing in America  I fear I may have a long wait ahead of me. And yes, it's just a singalong rather than a full scale production, but this is the right step in to getting the musical full west end status. Of course those who weren't Buffy fans just won't understand my frenzy, but hey, you guys are the minority right.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 29, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (2)

In the news: Jade tries to be classy and Chantelle's breasts break up her marriage

Kerrykatona -Jade Goody aspires to be middle class; and follows this dream by looking at posh private schools for her four year old son Bobby Jack. So far she is considering Oaklands School in Loughton, Essex, which charges £2,550 per term and promises a “a high standard of education in a secure and disciplined environment”. [ The Sun ]

-Chantelle and Preston are no more.. but did Chantelle's breasts cause their split? Rumours suggest that Preston was unhappy with Chantelle's forthcoming breast enlargement, saying, '“I don’t like the idea of breast surgery. I find it absolutely grotesque.” There's nothing wrong with an A cup m'dear. [Entertainment Wise ]

-Girls Aloud join forces with Samsung Electronics in a commercial partnership that involves marketing and promotional opportunities. A spokesperson from Samsung says, "They are helping us form a deeper connection with our target consumers and we are excited to be able to join them at this pivotal point in their careers.” [Creative Match ]

-Kerry Katona has it hard nowadays, what with a purported cocaine habit and ex hubby Bryan McFadden threatening to sue for custody of her kids. Why he wants them I'm not sure as he has been heard saying that having children with Katona at a young age had been like "getting a dog". I think that makes you the bitch my friend. [News Australia ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 29, 2007 in Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Helena Bonham Carter, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Kerry Katona, Rag Roundup | Permalink | Comments (4)

June 28, 2007 11:34 AM

In the news: Coleen McLoughlin launches a perfume and the Germans say no to Tom Cruise

Coleen10 For those who missed out on the muddy goodness of Glastonbury, you can buy yourself some memorabilia if you wish.. with wristbands going for £41 on eBay! [eBay ]

-Remember that LA Sheriff who let Paris Hilton out of jail early? He's now issued a statement to try and curb the mockery he's undergoing due to his widely publicized overturned decision.“Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton’s medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I’m not going to let any inmate die in this jail. Everyone who goes in to serve county jail time is early released. If Ms. Hilton got preferential treatment, it’s that she spent more time in the county jail than the average inmate.” [Celebrity Rumours ]

-Coleen Mc Loughlin is to launch a new scent. One can only assume it will appeal to the aspirational WAg in waiting and have overtones of Asda and ambition. [Now ]

-The Germans have forbidden Tom Cruise access to film on their soil. And it's not just because they think the last mission impossible was a flop, its because he's a Scientologist; and the Germans don't like Scientologists. Fair enough. [Dotspotter]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 28, 2007 in Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (4)

June 27, 2007 11:06 AM

In the news: The Spice Girls can't sing and Britney hates her mum

Spice_girls_9 -The much beloved Michael Parkinson is to give up TV. After 36 years in the business he has interviewed pretty much everyone, from Muhammad Ali to Fred Astaire, and is well overdue a bit of time off. [Channel 4 ]

-Despite Mrs Spears claiming her daughter is her 'most treasured child', it seems these sentiments are returned with Britney having allegedly issued a restraining order against her mother, to prevent her from visiting her sons. there are also rumours that mommy dearest likes to abuse prescription medication, and no one likes a doped up granny round their little ones. [Metro ]

-Paris Hilton went right out of prison and right to the beauty salon.. well, in true Hilton style they came to her. At 9.30am this morning Paris had Dream Catchers hair extensions in the privacy of her home, "Full length, 20 inches of extensions....blonde, of course," said the Dream Catchers rep. So much for Paris's new superficial free lifestyle. [A Socialite's Life ]

-Yes we all know the Spice Girls are reforming.. but did you know that the delightful harmonies of Wannabe will be spiced up with a lotta digital power? Apparently ten years on their singing talents have decreased somewhat, so the tech is necessary to prevent mass rioting amongst the fans. "As they sing, the computer program corrects the mistakes so that the sound comes out as the desired sound - so they appear to be able to sing really well live," said an industry source. [Dotspotter ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 27, 2007 in Britney Spears, Geri Halliwell, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton, Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (2)

June 26, 2007 12:02 PM

In the news: Don't call Victoria Beckham picky and Paris Hilton may turn to teaching

Parissss -Madonna has just purchased a new place of residence, for a cool £6 million. She won't have far to move though, as the house is next door to her eight bed-roomed mansion. I guess she must really like the area. [ITV ]

-Nicole Kidman  is to star in the new Nintendo DS Lite adverts, for the Brain Training game.. because she has so much knowledge to share with us , or because she is blonde? The jury's still out. [Digital Spy ]

-Dissing Victoria Beckham can be bad for your wealth.. Star Magazine just had to pay out an undisclosed amount after declaring her 'picky and rude' on the set of her new TV show. The problem was, filming hadn't actually started for the show yet. Oops! [ Agent Bed Head ]

-The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expo has offered the newly free Paris Hilton $1million to teach a class entitled,  "How to Build Your Brand."  Step one: Sex on camera. Step two: Prison couture. Step three: Run for presidency?  [D Listed ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 26, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Madonna, Nicole Kidman, Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (2)

June 25, 2007 11:10 AM

In the news: Is Lily Allen allright and Foxy Brown gets mugged

Rihanna_2 -Lily Allen is still allright.. well that's the title of the documentary
about her. George Lamb travels from London to LA to New York to reveal the inside scoop on Lily's life. Allright? Still.. [Entertainment 4 Media ]

-Rihanna seems to be losing popularity, ranking at Number 59 on EW's 100 Must have hot list. Well, at least she managed to get her moneys worth of PVC.. [A Hot Mess ]

-Stilettos are dangerous items; beautiful but deadly to the feet. Victoria Beckham has learnt this to her cost as her penchant for Manolo's has led to her needing bunion surgery as her feet are now incredibly tender. Who said celebrities were losing their glamour appeal? [Celebrity Mound ]

-Let's send out a big hug to Foxy Brown. It's not like the girl has had an easy life; why should people want to give her more grief? The poor lass was recently mugged in New York by friends of her ex boyfriend; who not only roughed her up and pulled out her hair weaves, but also took her hearing aid! Group awww. [A Hot Mess ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 25, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lily Allen, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 21, 2007 3:45 PM

In the news: Paris gets a lot of letters and Kate Moss is still slim

Kate_moss_gallery_25_2 Kate Moss sparks worries about her health as she is photographed with some seriously skinny pins. What a shocker. Need I mention her career is based around her minuscule waistline?  [ The Sun ]

-Britney throws a strop while filming her latest perfume commercial. Apparently she got angry at the film crew and stormed off set, and is not returning any calls. Well she has to raise interest in her new pong somehow.. [A Socialite's Life ]

-Is it all over for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? Th e couple haven't been seen out much in public anymore; could the Brokeback Mountain hottie have just been Reese's rebound from Ryan Phillipe? [ US Magazine ]

-Paris Hilton has set a new record; for the most mail ever received by an inmate! Yes, fans of the heiress can't get enough of writing to the locked up lady.. or perhaps it's all hate mail? She won't be short of toilet paper, whatever happens. [TMZ ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 21, 2007 in Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 20, 2007 1:10 PM

In the news: Halle Berry gets intimate with a sunflower and don't call Britney crazy

285spearsbillboard061907 -Halle Berry has had a sunflower tattooed on her buttocks to cover her ex' David Justice's name. “I chose a sunflower because when darkness descends they close up to regenerate. But I really wish I’d never had the tattoo in the first place. Clean, clear skin is always better.”  [Agent Bed Head ]

-Fresh faced Jennifer Garner is now the 'official' face of Neutrogena, saying, 'I feel an emotional connection to the brand because it represents healthy beauty'.I'm sure the fee helped as well.  Pass the sick bucket pleas. [Glitterati ]

-Calling Britney a nut job is now a criminal offence! Companies in Florida had to take down billboards after Britney threatened to sue for defamation; apparently it's one thing for you to shave your head and go to rehab, but quite another for people to judge you for it.. [E Online ]

-Poor old Kylie ain't such a lucky girl; break ups are hard enough, but she now has to cope with joint custody oh her precious pooch. Life's such a bitch sometimes. [D Listed ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 20, 2007 in Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kylie Minogue | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 10, 2007 4:57 PM

Julia Roberts in exciting new movie about knitting...

Cover_us Julia Roberts takes her role as a mother very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that her movie roles are seeming to change because of it. Roberts is set to play Georgia Walker, a single mom who owns a knitting shop and  meets up with her friends every Friday night to knit. The title: The Friday Night Knitting Club. Does it not sound riveting? The woman who brought us Pretty Woman, and ridiculous amounts of cleavage in Erin Brockovich is now in a movie about a freakin' knitting club. Unless someone gets stabbed to death with a knitting needle, I'm not quite sure where I see how this will be entertaining.

Posted by Cate on April 10, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 3, 2007 11:50 AM

Scary Spice gives birth to baby Spice

Sq_mel_b_aura_asia_show Melanie Brown (the artist formerly known as Scary Spice) gave birth to a healthy baby girl just after midnight this morning, UK time. A spokeswoman for Melanie says, "The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting. No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown." I think she should just keep the name as Baby, and make Emma Bunton the Godmother. Unfortunately for Melanie, despite the joy of bringing a second daughter into the world, she now has to deal with Eddie Murphy, who has claimed that he will demand paternity tests of the child. Oh happy day.

Posted by Cate on April 3, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 2, 2007 12:17 PM

Jenna Jameson vaginoplasty rumours

9780060539092 Apparently the producers who want to turn Jenna Jameson's book How To Make Love Like A Porn Star into a movie are a bit pissed off with the porn star, as she's been missing meetings regarding the production. However, according to The Superficial, she has a good excuse:

"'She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,' said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, 'she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,' which would be a mainstream production."

Yup. You read that correctly. Vaginoplasty. Well, Jenna, I certainly hope you and your surgically altered vagina feel better soon. Best wishes.

Posted by Cate on April 2, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 21, 2007 12:49 PM

Paris Hilton may have another sex tape. Yawn.

200pxparisdvd2 Some women just ooze grace and charm. Paris Hilton is not one of them. Amazingly made famous by a sex tape in which she couldn't be more disinterested if she tried, the blonde celebutard who would go to the opening of an envelope has since been all over the internet for copious drug-taking, racist sing-alongs, and a steady stream of impeccable behaviour not limited to pissing in a taxi.

So what's the latest news in Hilton land? Another sex tape. The interweb is aflame of news of a sex tape of Paris and Cee-Lo from Gnarls Barkley. Media Take Out has what it claims is a picture from the tape of the pair in a compromising position. It could be them. It might not. You decide.

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2007 in Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 14, 2007 12:09 PM

Melissa Messenger for the Kleenex® "Blow £1" promotion

Rednose_1 Melinda Messenger is the face of the Kleenex® ‘Blow £1’ promotion for Red Nose Day 2007, which is this Friday! To celebrate, a Kleenex® blow up Red Nose seat is being given away every hour, right through until March 31st. A number of celebs, including Melinda, June Sarpong and Matt Dawson have been getting comfortable in them and to be in with a chance of winning one, simply text the key word SEAT, followed by your answer to the question below, to 82125 (Example: SEATA). Also, be sure to stop by your local Superdrug, Total, Thresher or WHSmiths, to pick up one of the celebrity Kleenex® packs!

To promote the "Blow £1", Kleenex® has created a series of TV and radio adverts, starring comedy legends, such as Bobby Davro, Les Dennis, Keith Harris and Spit the Dog. The adverts feature each entertainer opening their hearts, reminiscing over past glories and letting it out over their lack of VIP status for Red Nose Day ’07. The first advert appeared on the 7th February and featured Les Dennis asking "what‘s funny about Ricky Gervais", before furiously mocking David Brent’s famous dance from The Office. Good stuff!

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Posted by Cate on March 14, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Jimmy Kimmel wants to strangle Jared Leto

Everyone (okay, everyone with the exception of Kat) pretty much hates Jared Leto. This list now includes Jimmy Kimmel, who recently told Stuff Magazine that Jared was "so insufferably satisfied with himself that I wanted to strangle him." If you watch the video, you'll see what he means. I've never seen anyone so impressed with them self before. Super neat nail polish by the way, Jared.

Posted by Cate on March 14, 2007 in Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (7)

March 13, 2007 11:36 AM

Sylvester Stallone charged for smuggling steroids into Sydney

284410 This may come as a shock to y'all, but it seems that Sylvester Stallone maybe be on steroids. (I know, I know. I'm crushing dreams with this report.) The 60-year-old Stallone has been charged with trying to smuggle 48 vials of illegal human growth hormones through customs in Australia, while he was visiting for his premeire of Rocky Balboa. The maximum fine for the offence is £50,000, and the case was adjourned until April 24, when Stallone will enter a plea. It's hard to imagine that a 60-year-old man that looks as fit and as young as Stallone is under the influence of steroids or Botox, or 345 face lifts. It's shocking, I tell you, shocking.

Posted by Cate on March 13, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

£100,000 Banksy mural painted over by council workers

Banksybeforesw_450x400_1 A few super intelligent council workers from Bristol have painted over a £100,000 Banksy mural. The 25ft x 4ft design was covered over with black paint when the workers mistook the artwork for vandalism. Rightfully, locals are furious as the Bristol City Council was ordered to preserve all of Banksy's artwork. The mural was painted on the sides of garages at Albion Road, in Easton, Bristol, about ten years ago, and now, thanks to those few council workers, it's gone forever. The stupidity of some people is absolutely amazing.

Posted by Cate on March 13, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 9, 2007 10:27 AM

Eddie Van Halen in rehab

Scaryeddie After rumours swirled that the Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth reunion tour was cancelled due to heavy drinking and alcohol abuse, Eddie has now checked himself into rehab. (Oi vey.) Eddie released a statement saying, " would like Van Halen fans to know how much I truly appreciate each and every one of you. Without you, there is no Van Halen. At the moment, I do not feel I can give you my best. That's why I have decided to enter a rehabilitation facility to work on myself, so that in the future I can deliver the 110 percent I feel I owe you and want to give you." 

I'm really hoping that all of these rehab stars get together and make some sweet, sober music. I'm thinking that they should release a powerful musical collaboration (like the 2001 version of Whats Goin' On). They could call it Sober up & Get Down, featuring Eddie Van Halen, Britney Spears, Keith Urban, and Robbie Williams. Then perhaps they could take it to the next level, and have back-up vocals by Lindsay Lohan, and a guest "rap" by KFed. I'd totally buy it...and then add the video to my "Totally Pimped Out Custom Layout" Myspace page.

Posted by Cate on March 9, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

Salma Hayek engaged and pregnant!

Salma1 Salma Hayek is reportedly not only engaged, but pregnant! Gasp! And we all thought she was Penelope Cruz's very special lady friend! The story was first leaked by Salma's good friend Ben Widdecombe, who writes the Gatecrasher column that runs in the New York Daily News. Salma's  publicist, Ina Treciokas of ID PR gave Widdicombe the following statetment:  "Businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce that they are expecting the arrival of their first child." Congratulations, Salma!
 

Posted by Cate on March 9, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 7, 2007 11:17 AM

Jared Leto is really creepy...

Skinnyjared Actor and "musician" Jared Leto gained a bit of weight to play John Lennon's assasin, Mark David Chapman, in the movie Chapter 27. For some reason, Purple Magazine thought it would be a good idea to take pictures of Leto wearing a pair of saggy, white underwear to show off his weight gain. Then, six months later, they thought it would be an even better idea to take more pictures of him wearing the same nasty, saggy underwear, to show that he lost all of the weight...and then some.

What's even better is that there are pictures of him with his hand down his pants and waving a gun at the camera. Special, huh? If you can brave it, The Superficial have all the pictures posted here. At least they don't have pictures of his broken nose...

Posted by Cate on March 7, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (3)

March 5, 2007 10:58 AM

The Olsen Twins go shopping in Paris

Marykateashleyolsenpariscave03 Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen were spotted shopping Paris this weekend. And by looking at how, um, disheveled Mary-Kate (Or is it Ashley?) looks, I really hope she was shopping for a new wardrobe, new hair extensions, and perhaps a whole new body. Although, I'm guessing Mary-Kate just has overly large ponchos and second-hand stockings in her shopping bags. Or perhaps she bought her sister some new T-shirts that aren't a men's size XXL. Perhaps we'll never know...

Posted by Cate on March 5, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 28, 2007 4:31 PM

Stars at the Heaven chocolate launch party

Heaven_launch_party This past weekend, celebrities such as Isabella Hervey, Holly Willoughby and Jennifer Ellison all partied at the the launch of the new chocolate range Heaven. The glitzy event took place at the bespoke venue, The Chocolate Bar, at Silver in Hanover   Square. Isabella, Holly, and Jennifer spent the evening sipping cocktails and even received complimentary massages. Chocolate, cocktails, and free massages? Where was I? Perhaps my invite just got lost in the mail...

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Posted by Cate on February 28, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 27, 2007 12:26 PM

Venus Flytrap maybe the next Spice Girls...kind of

While the world is still recovering from the Spice GIrls, it seems there is another group much like them on the horizon...well, kind of. The Thai group called Venus Flytrap consists of five members: Hot, Cool, Posh, Naughty and Sweet. However, the big difference between these two groups, besides their nationality, would be that Venus Flytrap is made up of young, hot, sexy...transsexuals - or "ladyboys", as they like to put it. Nok, who preforms as "Posh",says, "The outstanding selling points of us are our special looks as special women or ladyboys." Their goal is to spark sexual confusion among straight men inspire transsexuals all over the globe. Take a look for yourself...

Posted by Cate on February 27, 2007 in Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 26, 2007 10:55 AM

Danielle loses Teddy, faces £100,000 writ

Onceuponatime_1 Awww, poor Danielle Lloyd. Apparently Teddy Sheringham has dumped her...again. This is actually quite interesting considering last week Danielle told Heat about their reconciliation, and that she had hopes for marriage. Danielle is also facing a £100,000 writ against the Miss Great Britain organizers, who stripped her of her title, claiming that she brought the pageant into disrepute by posing topless in Playboy, and by romping with Teddy, who was a judge at the competition. Danielle claims she starting "entertaining" Teddy after the competition, and also claims that the organizers broke their promise to get Danielle a dream Hollywood acting role. Hmm....does anyone else hear "What Goes Around" playing in their head?

Posted by Cate on February 26, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 16, 2007 12:21 PM

Milli Vanilli movie is in the works (WTF?)

Horrific news, everyone. Universal Pictures will be producing a film about the lip-synching stars Milli Vanilli. What's even stranger is that Jeff Nathanson, the director of Catch Me If You Can, is on board to direct the film. The twosome were stripped of their Grammy award in 1990, when it was revealed that they weren't actually singing on their album All or Nothing which included their hit song Girl You Know It's True. The movie has apparently been approved by former Milli Vanillia member Fabrice Morvan, and by the estate of Rob Pilatus, who passed away in 1998 from a drug overdose. God help us all.

Posted by Cate on February 16, 2007 in Hot Gossip, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Sharon Osbourne to have operation

SharonoSharon Osbourne is reportedly having an operation to remove the gastric band that helped her lose nine stone. Sharon has been experiencing some discomfort and her doctors have recommended that she have the procedure reversed as soon as possible. When Sharon had the operation back in 1999 she was a UK size 18, and is only five feet and two inches tall; since the operation, she's shrunk down to a size 10, and currently only weighs seven stone.

Sharon says about the operation that,"Much as I love my new figure anyone who has this operation still has to work out why they do what they do to themselves with food. My kids, their whole life, have seen me struggle with weight and now they’re saying, ‘You need to spend time on your head’. I used to binge-eat. When I was younger, boys weren’t interested in me. I was short and fat and the fatter I got, the more I ate." No matter how much she weighs, we just want Sharon to be healthy.

Posted by Cate on February 16, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 14, 2007 10:30 AM

Ashley Olsen vacations in her knickers

While her sister Mary-Kate is busy roaming the streets of New York looking like crazed homeless woman, Ashley Olsen is enjoying lounging around in her underwear in Mexico...literally. Check out these glorious photos of Ashley having a bit of fun with the paparazzi. What's sad, is that even with a huge T-shirt, saggy underwear, and ugly sunglasses, she still looks healthier than MK.

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Posted by Cate on February 14, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 9, 2007 10:37 AM

Anna Nicole Smith: 1967-2007

2007020816121anna2 Anna Nicole Smith died Thursday after being found unconscious in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida. Her private nurse called 911 at 1:38 EST and she was unsuccessfully revived by her bodyguards. It is reported the first paramedic to arrive at the scene claims Anna was already dead by the time he got there. Anna was rushed to the Memorial  Regional Hospital, where she was confirmed dead. There are rumours of illegal drugs found in her hotel room, that a drug overdose was the cause of Anna's death. An autopsy will be performed today. May she rest in peace...

Posted by Cate on February 9, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 8, 2007 12:35 PM

Tarrant's wife granted quickie divorce

Ntarrant260_2 Chris Tarrant's estranged -and now Ex- wife, Ingrid , was granted a quick divorce, on the grounds that Tarrant admitted to having an affair with an unnamed woman. The decree nisi went through in just three minutes at the Principal Registry of the High Court's Family Division in central London, by a District Judge.

In the divorce documents, Ingrid stated that she found it "intolerable" to live with Tarrant, as they've been living separately since August 2006. Apparently, Ingrid is now living with their children in Cobham, Surrey, in a "a seven/eight bedroom property in 4.5 acres of land recently purchased for £3.2 million". Gosh, I certainly hope she has enough money to feed her children. My god. Such disgusting living conditions!

Posted by Cate on February 8, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 7, 2007 12:06 PM

Michelle Rodriguez's sobering fashion accessory

Michellerodriguezanklet05 Michelle Rodriguez certainly is proud of her alcohol monitoring anklet, is she not? I can't say it really goes with the dress, but at least she's not ashamed of her drinking problem. Rodriguez showed off the high-tech, court mandated jewellery at the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York, yesterday.

The anklet is technically known as a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor that's worn 24 hours a day, which has a pump inside that scoops up a trace amount of perspiration vapor from Rodriguez's ankle every 30 minutes and records the alcohol level. Then, every night, she has to connect the device and transfer the information online to the court. At least this will -hopefully- prevent her from having another DUI

Posted by Cate on February 7, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 5, 2007 10:28 AM

Denise snorts "lip balm" at the beach

Denise Richards sure does love the beach. However, looking more closely, it seems Denise loves to do naughty things on the beach as well. As seen in the other photos, Denise appears to be using lip balm, however, she rubs the "lip balm" onto her nose, instead of her lips. That's some seriously white lip balm, Denise.

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Posted by Cate on February 5, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 1, 2007 12:16 PM

The Olsen Twins + Bob Saget = Awkward

Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen helped support their on-screen dad and friend, Bob Saget, for the release of his DVD Farce of the Penguins. That in itself isn't news, however, the hilarious ladies over at GoFugYourself have written an incredibly funny dialogue between the three, awkward celebrities. Enjoy!

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Posted by Cate on February 1, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 31, 2007 12:04 PM

Heidi Klum with no make-up

Now, some people are saying that supermodel Heidi Klum looks scary without make-up on. However, I think she looks great. She looks absolutely normal, and has flawless skin. Good for her! How many women do you know that will walk around town without a stitch of make-up, especially when there are cameras around? Yeah, I can't think of any either.

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Posted by Cate on January 31, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 22, 2007 11:36 AM

Gisele blames families for anorexia, not fashion

Gisele Oh, this is good. Runway model Gisele Bundchen recently said that families are to blame for anorexia, not fashion. In an interview with the O Globo newspaper Bundchen said, "I never suffered this problem because I had a very strong family base...The parents are responsible, not fashion." Wow. Defensive and judgmental, much? What I love is Geisele told this to O Globo while she was visiting Brazil, where four women died last month from anorexia nervosa, including model Ana Carolina.

Bundchen might as well have gone up Carolina's parent's and said, "By the way, this is your fault." I suppose it's a lot easier for one of fashion's most successful models to defend her industry and blame parents, than take responsibility for it. Gisele preaching that you should be healthy, and eat, and love your body would probably come off a bit hypocritical, no? 

Posted by Cate on January 22, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 16, 2007 11:06 AM

Cohen wins Golden Globe for Borat performance

Sacha_baron_cohen5 Sacha Baron Cohen won a Golden Globe award last night for his performance as the Kazakh reporter Borat. I don't know if this necessarily surprises me, as it was a mildly popular film. However, he beat out Johnny Depp, who was thought to be the front runner, and Will Ferrell, as well. I personally enjoyed that in his acceptance speech Cohen uses the words "anus and testicles". So classy.

The Brits did very well at the Golden Globes, as Helen Mirren was awarded two Globes; one for her performance as Elizabeth II in The Queen, and the other as Elizabeth I in the TV drama of the same name. For the most part, I feel as though all awards were well deserved, even though Leonardo DiCaprio lost the Best Actor award, despite being nominated twice in the same category. Ouch.

Posted by Cate on January 16, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (2)

December 22, 2006 12:46 PM

Spend your weekend with the Stars

Peteandkate_1 Ah, it's that time again, folks. It's Friday. But not just any Friday, oh no. It's a mega Friday in which we don't have to go back to work until about January 2 of next year. I can practically hear the angels and suffering cubical slaves weeping tears of joy from here.

So, if you'd like to find a good way of ditching your family, or hiding from your in-laws this weekend, why not spend some time stalking celebrities, or catching up on the latest gossip? Tis the season. So, today in Maida Vale, London, Radio 1 will be throwing at 12 hour Christmas party. 12 hours! Think of all the glorious, naughty fun you could have in 12 hours! Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervis will be there, and who knows what other hot musical celebrities will show up!

There's a rumor floating around -again- that Kate Moss and Pete Dohertyy will be getting married in Westminster, London, tomorrow. Now, I really hope this isn't true. Not that I don't want them to be happy, but let's be honest, they're not the best couple in the world. However, if you're out and about tomorrow and have your best paparazzi gear on you, by all means, investigate!

Sunday is Christmas Eve, for those of you who care, and not much will be going on. However,the Christmas number one song will be revealed! Who do you think will top the UK's chart? The favorites are Leona Lewis, Girls Aloud, and for some reason Katie Price and Peter Andre. It's a toss up, really. However, my votes are for Katie and Peter. They're AWESOME!

Happy Holidays, lovely readers. We wish you the best! Stay safe, and try to stay warm!

Posted by Cate on December 22, 2006 in Girls Aloud, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Peter Andre | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 20, 2006 11:06 AM

"Sorry, Miss. America couldn't make it today, she's busy in rehab..."

Missusa Oh the humanity. You've no doubt heard about Donald Trump and the Miss Universe Organization threatening to take away Miss. America Tara Conner's crown and sash. Tara's a small town girl from Kentucky and blamed the culture of New York for grabbing her into its tornado of sin! See, that's why she was going to bars when she was under aged! Really! Trump gave Conner a second chance, as she promised to undergo drug testing, and enter a rehab facility.

Does anyone else think this is pathetic? She plays the "I'm just an innocent gal from Kentucky and the big bad city of New York is to blame" card and gets a bloody tiara. Miss. America is supposed to be a "role model" for young girls, and Trump thinks that she not only deserves a second chance, but that, "I believe she can do a tremendous service to young people."

Sigh. I'm sure she will. She'll be able to reach out to all of the other 20 year old girls in rehab. In fact, she's the perfect example that you can do whatever you want, cry and apologize once you get caught, do a little rehab, and you're not only forgiven,but even more famous! God bless the USA!

Posted by Cate on December 20, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 13, 2006 11:37 AM

Paris defends Britney on Myspace

Britneybig041206_228x358Paris is such a good friend, that I almost kinda wish that we were best friends. Knowing that Britney has been under a lot of scrutiny lately, Paris decided to defend her the best way she could think of: on her Myspace. In a bulletin posted to all 162,287 of her closest friends -that surprisingly didn't inlcude "WTF??!!" or a single "OMFG!!!1!"-Paris wrote,

"Lately, you've been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her "beh avior" and sadly they're blaming the issue on her being friends with me. Yeah, me and Brit have become really close in the past few weeks, and we've gone out alot in the past few nights, but I never influence anything she does, and neither does anyone else..."

Maybe the best part was when she said, "She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting."

Uh-huh, sure. I imagine that about 3am when Britney finally stumbles in, reeking of cigarette smoke and Grey Goose, her parenting skills are on fire. And then 3 hours later when her children are awake, she's 100% willing to ignore her massive hangover to watch Sesame Street and eat Cheerios with her boys.

Thanks for clearing that up, Paris. Love ya, babe!

Posted by Cate on December 13, 2006 in Britney Spears, Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 12, 2006 11:07 AM

Natalie Portman gets hotel staff's backs up

Natalieportman_2 Natalie Portman probably won't miss Folkestone after her recent stay there, but then it seems the town won't miss her much either. At least, not if you talk to staff at the Sandgate Hotel, where Nat stayed while filming The Other Boleyn Girl with Scarlett Johansson.

Today's Mirror claims the actress asked staff to close the hotel bar at 10pm, and then disturbed other guests with her 5am yoga sessions. How do you disturb people with a yoga session? Does it involve shouting? Smashing bottles? I'm puzzled. Anyway, one of the hotel's employees has told the paper "We were relieved when she left".

Posted by Stu on December 12, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 31, 2006 10:09 AM

Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe Set To Divorce

3110_wither_g_1We honestly did not see this coming at all, that Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe would be hightailing it out of their marital home separately one day. Their representatives announced late yesterday that 'Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate', with a source claiming the split was not triggered by 'any single event, but rather by cumulative circumstances'. We guess that means no-one else was involved in the breakup, say, Owen Wilson, except the hundreds of Academy awards judges who gave her an Oscar for Walk The Line, whilst cruelly mocking Ryan's pivotal appearance in Outkast's 'Hey Ya' video. We hear they were more Stankonia fans than The Love Below, anyway.

Posted by Katherine on October 31, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 23, 2006 9:59 PM

Top Ten Stories - Keith Urban Is An Alkie, & Madonna Is A Cradle-Snatcher

DradcliffeGood news ladies, Harry Potter, ahem, Daniel Radcliffe, is single. And going to be performing NUDE onstage next summer. Try to curb your enthusiasm, there.
Country crooner Keith Urban has quietly checked into rehab for alcohol abuse, whilst wife Nicole Kidman still manages to get some action with fellow rehab-fan, Robert Downey Jr.
Sharon Osbourne declares that fat is the new black, as she's set to remove her gastric band later this year.
The father of the year old Malawian orphan that Madonna has recently adopted is now claiming he didn't consent to him being adopted, that he thought they would only look after him for awhile. More likely he heard her latest album and couldn't surrender his child to such future horrors.
Jade Goody, forever having problems with the numerous men in her life, reportedly punched boyfriend Jack on Saturday night, splitting his lip.
Lindsay Lohan is a dirty, dirty bitch. But a considerate one, at that, as she left dozens of designer clothes behind when she recently moved out of the hotel she called home.
The Arctic Monkeys are set to write an autobiography based on their stardom, to be due before Christmas.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to get married in Italy next month, no doubt due to the lovely scenery there, and not all the hot male action. Ahem.
Predictably, Michael Barrymore's comeback attempt has failed, possibly due to the fact he's playing 'Scrooge' in A Christmas Carol, hitting more than slightly close to home.

Posted by Katherine on October 23, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 13, 2006 5:43 PM

Top Ten Stories - Alec Baldwin Continues Missing His Anger Management Therapy, & Paris Hilton Is Single Yet Again. Surprised?

AlecAlec Baldwin is a nasty pasty. But a sexy one, mind, regardless of his temper.
Lindsay Lohan's mum has been mouthing off to the press about how she'd make a great Lara Croft. At least she's got the fake titties!
It seems when your trashy ex-wife assaults your new even trashier girlfriend, it's best not to stay together, in the case of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker.
China is not a fan of Jay Z, in particular his use of expletitives and suggestive language, banning him from ever performing there.
For those 3 people that care, Howard K. Stern has been listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's birth certificate.
Ashlee Simpson continues in her quest to be better looking than Jessica, by getting more plastic surgery, this time to her eyes and chin. Someone tell her that she's been better looking than Jessica since birth?
Gwen Stefani is releasing a new solo album this December, sparking fear in those with bad taste that there will never be another No Doubt album again.
Like we needed more evidence about Michael Jackson's sanity, he is now moonlighting as a middle-aged woman in France, complete with heels and floppy hat.
David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses, promptly critics, well, me, to ponder how long it will take for him and ol' Sour Face to drop out of the limelight completely.
Sadly, Jessica Alba has vowed never to get nekkid on screen. If only other 'slebs would follow (hint hint, Sharon Stone)

Posted by Katherine on October 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (4)

October 12, 2006 8:57 PM

Top Ten Stories - Sienna Miller Looks Under 21, & Angelina Jolie Is A Murderer's Muse

Sienna_4Finally, someone puts holier-than-thou Sienna Miller in her place and denies her entry to a club, sadly for not having ID, not for being a stinky actress.
It seems being in close proximity to Angelina Jolie turns people into fighting-machines, as her driver hits a motorcyclist in India.
Contrary to all the rumours circulating about her and Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston told Oprah they're still together. Does this mean they're an official couple now?
Kevin Federline is understandably insecure about his marriage with Britney, and has convinced her not to lose her baby weight so she won't get so much male attention.
Nick Lachey blames their Newlyweds reality show as the instigator to his marriage break-up, and not say, Jessica's infidelity.
80s-throwback Justin Hawkins comes out of rehab and quits The Darkness, blaming his cocaine problems on being in the novelty band. Quite understandable - we'd be addicts too if we looked like that.
Nicole Richie debuts her new red haircolour with a new man. Needless to say, we preferred the old look better, in more ways than one.
Elle Macpherson has dropped her lawsuit against Heidi Klum over the use of her nickname 'The Body', after meeting the Dalai Lama. Bet he loved admonishing her on her childish fight with the fellow model, dirty thing.
Because apparently SpongeBob SquarePants is the new Simpsons, David Bowie adds to his archive of cameos and makes a guest appearance on the underwater show as Lord Royal Highness.
Desperate for attention, P Diddy has revealed that he never loved Jennifer Lopez to begin with. Neither did we, mate, neither did we.


Posted by Katherine on October 12, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 11, 2006 3:50 PM

Top Ten Stories - Ricky Gervais Is Rich, & Sharon Osbourne Is Drunk. Nothing New There!

160x120_extras_gervais01Ricky Gervais becomes one of those rich bastards, as he has recently snapped up a £2.5 million home in North London. The only downside is he is now neighbours with Jonathan Ross.
Wee Baby Spice has grown up so fast, she's now set a wedding date of early next year with fiancee Jade Jones.
Perpetual skinny, Gwyneth Paltrow, has scrapped the macrobiotic diet she's been on for years, as she apparently isn't losing her minimal baby weight.
The folks behind X Factor are planning a reality show involving WAGs opening shops in Mayfair. According to the producer, 'there is no way that the girls are all going to remain friends'.
According to Pete Doherty's uncle (so reliable), Pete and Kate are going to get married on Kate's birthday, January 16th, as if we haven't already heard a million wedding rumours by now.
Hugh Hefner, the former sex-machine, no longer has the energy for sex, saying that he instead prefers a game of dominoes with the Playboy bunnies. Maybe he's gay?
Mel Gibson has apologised for his drunken, racist outburst of recent times, however seemingly forgets to apologise for The Passion of the Christ.
Like the sadist she is, Nicole Kidman has apparently phoned Katie Holmes and encouraged her to marry Tom Cruise, hopefully for entertainment's value only.
Russell Brand has found love with an art student. Figures, only an art student could love something like that.
Make sure you watch the Sharon Osbourne show tonight at 5pm, as apparently she's hopelessly drunk on tonight's episode - always a bonus, drunk elderly women.

Posted by Katherine on October 11, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 10, 2006 8:42 PM

Top Ten Stories - Kate Moss Worst GF EVAH!!1!!1! Plus George Lucas Gives Us What We Want, For A Change

Kate_3Kate Moss pussywhips Pete 'Back on Crack' Doherty into leaving Babyshambles and going solo, as if that will be the end to their troubles. Hah!
George Lucas shuffles into his old-age home as he talks of pleasing us all and  retiring.
Victoria Beckham doesn't just scare us when she looks into a mirror, she scares herself as well, moaning that she looks awful nekkid.
Yet more talk of Anna Nicole Smith in the news, as she is attacked over claims she was fast-tracked a Bahamian citizenship.
Like we don't need any more excuses to want to sleep with Scarlett Johansson, she has come out and admitted she gets tested for HIV every 6 months.
Not just content with having one alien-child, Katie Holmes is already planning on a second, discussing her pregnancy plans with oh-so-fertile Victoria Beckham.
Looks like someone got some action, after Nicole Richie was seen doing the walk of shame from Paris Hilton's house the next morning after they had dinner together.
Things are definitely cold between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, as he is caught smooching another blonde.
Kirsten Dunst is to do us all a favour and quit movies to go back to school.
Those two characters off Lost, the junkie ex-hobbit, and hot Kate who can't decide between Sawyer and Jack, are getting married in real life.

Posted by Katherine on October 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 9, 2006 9:27 PM

Top Ten Stories - Madonna Adopts Orphan, But In More Breaking News, Paris & Nicole Are BFF's Again! Hallelujah!

Madonna_13'Holiday...Celebrate...Buy a baby...In Malawi', is reportedly the tune Madonna is humming, since she apparently did an Angelina Jolie and adopted an orphan, naming him 'Luca'. Sorry Madge, but adopting an orphan won't get you Brad, you're stuck with Guy and his crap movies for life.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have reportedly sucked-face and made-up, leading many to wonder if there's another dreaded Simple Life in the works.
Lindsay Lohan obviously doesn't rate appearing at a benefit in Australia for kids and tweens very highly, as she skips out of the negotiations. She must've twigged that 13 year-olds are just far too young.
Chris De Burgh (get back in your box, raging-hormones), claims he can heal people with his hands. Me first! Me first!
Penelope Cruz naturally attracts beardy-lesbians. Like Tom Cruise.
The third, and ugliest Hanson brother has just married. Is there no hope for the rest of us anymore?!
Paris Hilton is snapped with some seedy looking skunk. Skank with some skunk, how's that for a new lyric, princess?
Following in the foosteps of Take That, and, err, 5ive, S Club 7 are reforming, heaven forbid.
Not content with appearing in the news only for being found slumped over his wheel on drugs, George Michael has announced Wham! are reuniting for a 'Christmas extravangza', hopefully sharing his drugs with the audience this time.
Russell Brand decides to do a Paris Hilton, and become celibate. Something tells me his attempt will be even more short-lived than hers.

Posted by Katherine on October 9, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Drug Scandals, George Michael, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)

October 3, 2006 12:10 AM

Top Ten Stories - Nick Carter Still A Knob, And Janet Jackson Still Fame-Hungry

CartersimpsonNick Carter is still whining on and on about former flame Paris Hilton and how he was forced to cheat on her with Ashlee Simpson. Go back to cleaning out your rabbit hutch, Nick, you're boring us with your drivel.
Council flat tenants would vow not to watch the Jonathan Ross show anymore due to a jibe on last week's program, if they had television sets in the first place, that is.
Both desperate for fame, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are in talks to do a duet together at either the Oscars or Grammys. Let's hope for a nip-slip along this line.
Coleen McLoughlin claims she has the world's hardest job. Oh no, girlfriend, writing about tat like this and resisting to throw in numerous expletives is harder.
Anna Nicole Smith did not get married to her lawyer over the weekend, oh no, as if they would be that insensitive to her recently-dead son - no, they just went on a luxury yacht cruise with plenty of champers, is all.
Prattish Jude Law first begrudgingly claims to regret cheating on Sienna Miller, then backtracks, and says he thinks in the long run he did a good thing. Say what?
Sure, we've heard stories about Tom Cruise pushing Katie Holmes to lose her baby weight - but has she gone too far and Nicole-Richie like?
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears end their feud over who the hottest popstar was (face facts, Britters is well below Pink now, on the scale), with Christina giving Britney a $570 gift for her latest son's birth.
No surprises here, as James Blunt tops the funeral faves list - favourite song for a funeral, not favourite 'sleb to HAVE a funeral, sickos.
Could newly rehab-exited Robin Williams be back on the booze already?

Posted by Katherine on October 3, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 1, 2006 10:24 PM

Top Ten Stories - Is Cocaine Kate Making A Comeback? And The Hoff Is A Liar?!

Kate_2Is 'Cocaine Kate' making a comeback, with The Sun pointing out some mysterious white fodder in her nostrils - or do supermodels get boogeritis too?
Are you a drug-taking jail-habiting alco? There's hope for you yet - if Robert Downey Jr can become Iron Man, so can you, junkie!
Don't tell us the Hoff was exaggerating when he bragged recently that Princess Diana fancied him! Shock! Horror!
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have reportedly called it quits, blaming 'distance and demanding careers', as if all the rumours circulating about her unfaithfulness didn't exist.
Jay-Z comes out of 'retirement' to release a new album, and snag some new audiences, particularly yummy mummies, as he sings a duet with Gwyneth Paltrow at the Albert Hall. Way to enhance that hip hop credibility, Z.
One-legged tart, sorry, Heather Mills, moves on...With her personal trainer. Jogging on a treadmill with just one leg is real hard, so she needs 24/7 care.
Owen Wilson is a regular Romeo, as he serenaded Kate Hudson on her lawn, with a CD player, singing 'I can't help falling in love with you', by Elvis. So. Envious. Right. Now!
Brad Pitt wants a biological baby right away, Angelina Jolie wants to adopt again, later - so many choices facing Brangelina other than what crockery to purchase!
Hear that sound? That's the sound of millions of hearts breaking as Johnny Depp vows to marry his long-time baby momma.
And in concrete, ground-breaking news, Nicole Richie may or may not be attending Crystal Meth Addicts Anonymous, or Alcoholics Anonymous.

Posted by Katherine on October 1, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Drug Scandals, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (8)

September 28, 2006 10:57 PM

Top Ten Stories

Tomkat_16Oh Lordy, turns out Tom Cruise was serious when he said he wants to star in a film with Katie Holmes, as he is currently shopping for scripts that will 'put him back in the good graces of the movie-going public'. Someone tell him it'll take more than a film, it'll take a death.
Steve Irwin's widow, Terri, claims the footage of his death will never be shown. Give up, snuff freaks.
Sounds like being divorced is the least of Jessica Simpson's worries, girl needs a fresh pair of undies!
Naomi Campbell was a no-show today at her court trial, the judge declared if she didn't appear for the next trial, she would be arrested and beaten over the head with a BlackBerry.
Hold off on the porn for a little longer, as Scarlett Johansson will be donning period garb and playing Queen Mary in a film to begin shooting late 2007.
Five, that rubbish pop band that split 5 years ago, announced yesterday they're reforming, ahem, as a foursome.
Shock! Horror! Pete Doherty spotted buying syringes! What is the the World coming to?!
The verdict on Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year-old son dying randomly has come in, it was caused by a drug cocktail of antidepressants and methadone. So rockstar.
Sweet, placid Lily Allen has sworn to 'kick and stab' Peaches Geldof in a fight.
As if we don't have enough reasons to laugh at him already, Russell Brand announced when he was 20 he auditioned for a boyband - perhaps he can join the new Five line-up?


 

Posted by Katherine on September 28, 2006 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Katie Holmes, Lily Allen, Musical Stars, Peaches Geldof, Rag Roundup, Russell Brand, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (12)

September 27, 2006 7:41 PM

Top Ten Stories

ReneeThe original Bridget Jones doesn't look like she's a Singleton anymore, as Renee Zellweger has been seen canoodling with old flame, George Clooney.
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer, Howard K. Stern, announced he was the baby girl's father recently on Larry King Live.
After six weeks of teasing us with their possible marriage break-down, Kate Hudson files for divorce with Chris Robinson.
For those who live in the Cotswolds, you might be bumping into Brangelina down at your local off-licence fairly soon, as they're set to move to the upmarket Lower Mill Estate.
Yep, Winona Ryder is still as effed-up as ever.
Sorry to induce vomit on you, but 'Screech' from Saved by the Bell, has filmed a sex video with 2 women, reportedly involving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.
Paris Hilton has been charged over her DUI recently, and most probably will spend 6 months in jail. Yeh, right.
Because he hasn't messed with us enough already, Marilyn Manson is launching his own brand of Absinthe.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are rumoured to be marrying in the next 2 weeks - as if we haven't heard that one before.
Janet Jackson is a supplier of sex-toys to all those who seek them.

Posted by Katherine on September 27, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Kate Moss, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 26, 2006 8:49 PM

Top Ten Stories

Bella_cat_245Turns out the suicide-attempt by David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter that we reported yesterday may in fact have been caused by the family cat, pictured. David's estranged wife claims he used the suicide allegation as revenge on her to make her appear a bad mother.
Lindsay Lohan uses Stavros Niarchos to make ex-boyfriend Harry Morton jealous.
Is the world coming to an end? Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reportedly made up.
To add insult to injury, Heather Mills was kicked out of Sainsbury's for shoplifting there 20 years previously. What she doesn't know is they're team McCartney.
Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, has had his lawsuit thrown out of court, as the headaches he suffered from were because of his herpes, not a result of her beatings.
George Bush can breathe easy, as George Clooney is sticking to movies, and won't be running for presidency anytime soon.
Sadly, Russell Crowe won't be starring in a Steve Irwin biopic anytime soon.
Kevin Federline knows what the punters want, as he drops Popozao from his debut album, and replaces it with a duet between him and Britney.
Brad Pitt is rumoured to be starring in a biopic on Jeff Buckley's life.
Kate Bosworth says 'Orlando who?' after caught canoodling with an Unidentified Hottie in public.

Posted by Katherine on September 26, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 25, 2006 5:27 PM

Top Ten Stories

Lindsay_lohanLindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have reportedly parted ways, after it was rumoured they were engaged.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney are trying to set their parents, Blythe Danner and Paul McCartney, up together, as they can't wait to overhear geriatrics going at it like rabbits.
Jennifer Lopez is so desperate to fall pregnant, she has resorted to IVF treatment. If only she'd stayed with P Diddy - his sperm seems very fertile.
Has Paris Hilton stooped even lower than Travis Barker, and hooked up with Fred Durst, Britney Spears's former lover?
Speaking of trashy tattooed bad boys, Steve O literally pissed all over the red carpet at the Jackass 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
After six days of engagement, Aaron Carter and his Playboy girlfriend have split.
Victoria and David Beckham are apparently going to star in an episode of Neighbours - let's hope Posh gets it on with Harold, eh?
Buffy - ahem, Sarah Michelle Gellar, thinks Alec Baldwin is sexy.
Not surprisingly, Steven Tyler has Hepatitis C.
David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter tried killing herself last night by slitting her wrists. We could make a joke here about how we'd do the same if he were our father, but really, we're not that cruel.

Posted by Katherine on September 25, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Beckham, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, Sport Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 22, 2006 5:18 PM

Top Ten Stories

Robinwilliams1Robin Williams manages to slip the nurse a tenner and checks out of rehab, hopefully soberly.
Angelina Jolie has spent £200,000 on artwork by Banksy. Did no-one tell her you can pick his stuff up for free in Blighty, just off the street?
Jessica Simpson has said she still sleeps in Nick Lachey's tshirts, which is funny, as we thought she slept naked with strange men most of the time.
Don't bother Jack Nicholson between the hours of two and four in the morning, as that's his 'ass-scratching hours'.
Anastacia has accepted a marriage proposal from her British bodyguard - does this mean we'll have to put up with lots of crap sightings in Heat's 'Spotted' now?
Charlotte Church wears Bridget Jones-style big knickers to make her look slim on camera - bet Gavin Henson makes her wear 'em in bed, too.
Lisa Kudrow weeps quietly about being labelled tubby due to not losing the baby-weight as fast as other actresses.
To no-one's surprise at all, Britney Spears adores wearing hooker shoes.
Lindsay Lohan will have to wear the cast on her arm for another 6 weeks. Poor love, giving handjobs with your wrong hand sure is tricky work.
Make sure you pick up a copy of Vanity Fair's November issue, which will probably have Borat on the cover.

Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 21, 2006 9:44 PM

Richard Hammond Involved In Car Accident

Richard_hammond_3I've been sobbing for the better part of today over the news that Richard Hammond, of Top Gear, was involved in a car accident yesterday and has suffered a 'significant brain injury'. The motoring broadcaster was test-racing a rocket-propelled racecar in Yorkshire, travelling at speeds well over 340 miles per hour, when he veered off the track and flipped several times. He has been in hospital since last night, where the only news on his condition has been that he 'has suffered a significant brain injury. It's still giving cause for concern as it is still early after the injury', according to the hospital. Let's hope he pulls though, I'm afraid Jeremy Clarkson isn't quite enough eye-candy alone.

Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Top Ten Stories

Brad_pitt_angelina_jolieYet another reason to hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as Bono's Samaritan ways rub off on them.
And in the understatement of the century, Paris Hilton admits she's not got the whole deck of cards upstairs.
Madonna's current tour is the highest-earning tour by a female artist ever. You can just hear Britney taking notes 'right, Jesus-cross, check. Farrah Fawcett flicks, check'.
Turns out Janet Jackson regrets saying sorry for her nip-slip years ago. Next she'll be saying she meant it to happen.
Yawn...Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are officially together - anyone paying attention anymore?
Kevin Federline gets himself a real job, dawg.
Not having anything to do with publicity for Justin Timberlake's recent album launch, him and Cameron Diaz were allegedly almost murdered by a papparazo.
Paris Hilton has a temporary lapse of judgment, and gives a homeless man a $100 note.
Whitney Houston got clean with thanks to Courtney Love's help. That's probably how she got hooked on crack in the first place.
Rupert Everett lacks something rather vital, sperm.

Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Cameron Diaz, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 20, 2006 2:36 PM

Top Ten Stories

TarareidfingvipTara Reid gets her implants taken out, and her new movie goes straight to download-only. Coincidence?
For once, Lindsay Lohan is barred from a club for being underage. Bet she didn't go home to a nice mug of Horlicks, though.
Turns out Cindy Crawford isn't just naturally beautiful, she might've been indulging in some of the shiny needlework popular amongst models.
Be still my beating heart...The producers of 'Lost' have warned the hunky leading men not to skinnydip inbetween filming, worrying they're taking 'unnecessary risks in terms of their image'.
Glad to see Tommy Lee hasn't changed an ounce in regards to enjoying implants.
Brad Pitt is lined up to be the next Tom Cruise, sans the craziness.
Madonna is not just content with taking over the world, she's set the conquer space as well, in 2009.
Does Jack Nicholson have a hard on for strap-ons?
P Diddy just wants the kids to stay in school. And for them to buy his albums. And stay off his lawn, flamin' brats.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were caught having a hardcore-groping session when he was in The Priory - witnesses could tell it was her as her 'skinny blue jeans were the giveaway'. Yeh, like every other girl isn't wearing them too!

Posted by Katherine on September 20, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Madonna, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 19, 2006 5:12 PM

Top Ten Stories

WillieAs if it's surprising, Willie Nelson is in trouble with the police over possession of the ol' green herb.
If you can stretch your memory back to 1996 and recall popboy Aaron Carter, he is now all grown up and engaged. To a Playboy playmate. One of his older brother's ex-girlfriends. Uh-huh.
Taylor Hanson (come on, you remember), just spawned his third child. The most surprising thing is Hanson are about to release a fourth album!
Londoners now have the chance to get up close and personal with Tupac - if you dare.
Rumous are a'bounding about Sarah Jessica Parker possibly being preggers with her second child.
Please God, don't tell us Lindsay Lohan is going to buy property here in London. We can't deal with having her tumpsy perpetually splashed across The Sun.
Ricky Gervais has a conscience over how much money he has.
Britney Spears's new album is said to contain 'crazy ass' rapping. We can't wait...
Proving she is willing to stoop to any level, representatives for Anna Nicole Smith have sold the last ever photos of her recently departed son for $600,000.
Cover your ears, as Pete Doherty may be guest-editing a Christmas show for BBC Radio 4's Today  programme

Posted by Katherine on September 19, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 18, 2006 4:23 PM

Top Ten Stories

Melgibson_1Yes, there really is a Mel Gibson video game, complete with tequila bottles and Star-of-David-throwing Rabbis.
Jon Heder, better known as Napoleon Dynamite, is expecting a baby.
Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist last Friday whilst partying. Hey, at least she didn't cover it up the way the Hoff did.
Katie Holmes is apparently having second thoughts about marrying Tom. If only she'd listened to Star Trip from the beginning...
Adam Ant claims his relationship with Heather Graham saved him from depression and suicide.
Elton John and George Michael are now BFF. Is it too soon to hope for a threesome?
Anna Nicole Smith is refusing to allow her baby's father from meeting her.
Jude Law is desperate to play a Romeo role before his good looks fade. Err...You're about 33 years too late for that, Judey-boy.
Scarlett Johansson speaks out over ultra-thin 'slebs, saying 'I don't need to be skinny to be sexy'.
Nicole Kidman will be riding husband Keith Urban's 'love bus' whilst he goes on tour for 6 months.

Posted by Katherine on September 18, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Hasselhoff, George Michael, Hot Gossip, Jude Law, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Scarlett Johansson, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 15, 2006 12:02 AM

Top Ten Stories

Whitney_4Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage, whether or not this is due to Osama Bin Laden's crush on the crack-addict is up in the air.
Sean Penn believes there's rules for civilians to follow, and then there's rules for the 'slebs to follow. Well, derr, just look at Pete Doherty.
Speak of the devil, he's just had another Jaguar impounded, for failing to pay road tax.
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are definitely porking.
Thank goodness the next series of Strictly Come Dancing will have some sass, as they've added Emma 'Baby Spice' Bunton to the list of despo keen 'slebs.
Graffiti artist Banksy cheats on us with Los Angeles and doesn't return our numerous frantic calls.
It's rumoured Britney Spears has named her second son Sutton Pierce, so he will have the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston.
Oasis are not happy campers about being forced to release a greatest hits album. Don't worry, Noel, neither are we.
Marianne Faithfull has been diagnosed with cancer, but still intends on touring in 2007. Atta girl.
We've heard the rumours that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Harry Morton, but could they have married already?

Posted by Katherine on September 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 13, 2006 5:02 PM

Top Ten Stories

KatieholmesKatie Holmes and Tom Cruise are set to get married within the next 6 weeks. Let's hope it's not a Halloween wedding, nothing can get scarier than having to see Suri pics again.
Brad Pitt has stated he will no longer be appearing nekkid or doing sex scenes, for want of a more wholesome family image. Sounds like Angie has him on a tight leash there...
Are they on, are they off, oh who knows, but it seems Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been getting schnoogly again, this time in Hawaii.
Meat Loaf has apparently propositioned Scarlett Johansson, but thank goodness she refused.
The Hoff continues his boasting, this time that Princess Diana and him almost slept together, and that she was 'smitten' with him. David Hasselhoff! Princess Diana! Hah!
Jane Fonda wishes she could smoosh Lindsay Lohan up to her bosom, pat her hair, and say 'there, there, pet'.
Could things be going poorly for Simon Cowell, whose black American Express card wasn't working in Miami recently?
Turns out it wasn't Russell Brand who raped the girl at his party in Edinburgh (just because the dude looks homeless doesn't mean he's a rapist!)
Paris Hilton is not just, well, everything, but she's also an homewrecker, according to Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's estranged wife, who has been seen sucking face with the vapid airhead.
Just a week ago we reported that Sharon Osbourne's dog bit Patrick Swayze on her new chat show, well now the pup has gone and sunk it's teeth into The Hoff as well. Dog has taste, mmm.

Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney Spears Gives Birth To A Baby Boy!

Britney_10Well, it wasn't going to be an adult boy now, was it. She reportedly gave birth at 2am on Tuesday morning at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center by caesarean. We haven't heard what she's named the poor tot, she's probably trying to come up with a masculine form of 'Jailynn', what she was supposedly going to call it if it was a girl. Anyway, congratulations to the family, but can I just say I can't wait until the first pictures appear - pictures of her dropping the baby, not strapping it safely in the car, etc. It's inevitable, really.

Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 12, 2006 12:58 PM

Top Ten Stories

Bransongroup_228x170This is stuff that dreams are made of. Richard Branson deliberately confused Paris Hilton with a waitress, and asked her for a drink. Score 1 for the Billionaire - but which one?
Just days after giving birth to a baby girl, Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year old son dies mysteriously. Let's hope he wasn't taking Trimspa tablets, ouch.
Sean Combs is not allowed to be called 'Diddy' in the UK anymore, as apparently someone already goes by that name. Anybody? No? Me either.
Michael Parkinson is not impressed with Charlotte Church's new chat show, not least because she pulls off better cleavage than him.
Making us all green with envy, although we're unsure about the credibility of this, as it's supposedly from an interview with the NotW, Kirsten Dunst speaks out about her previous relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal, 'We tried to spice things up - we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea'. Bitch, just quit bragging already.
In more barftacular news, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged. Maybe.
Just recently Uma Thurman announced she wanted a toy boy, and ker-ching, she has one already. And it's Orlando Bloom...Life just isn't fair.
The only hot Desperate Housewife wants to quit to concentrate on her film career. Considering Eva Longoria's next film is called 'How I met my boyfriend's dead fiancee', I don't think it's a wise move.
And in other freaky news, David Hasslehoff wants to be buried in a glass coffin under his Hollywood star so people can watch him decompose. Little does he know we've been doing that the past 54 years of his life.
Claudia Schiffer is in trouble over her 'vicious dogs', and no, we're not referring to her supermodel pals.

Posted by Katherine on September 12, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, David Hasselhoff, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (3)

September 7, 2006 8:27 PM

Top Ten Stories

Hilton_arrest_cops_x17Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence earlier this morning, the photo on the left shows her being led, handcuffed, into a police car.
Speaking of DUI and raving loonies, Mel Gibson has left rehab, and is fed up with people paying so much attention to him. Don't worry, Mel, having a stiff scotch will surely help matters eh! 
Britney Spears is rumoured to be giving birth today, by C-section, and will be naming her supposed daughter 'Jailynn', after her mother, Lynne, and sister, Jamie. Yup, Jail Federline. What a knob.
As if we care, but Heather Locklear and David Spade have ended their 5 month relationship, with reports saying David thinks she's an 'high-maintenance bitch'.
But not to worry, as it seems Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey may be back together - perhaps she's clucky after seeing those cute Suri Cruise photos?
P Diddy's girlfriend is pregnant with not one, but two little P Diddlers.
Marcia Cross, of Desperate Housewives fame, is up the duff with her husband, reportedly 2 months gone.
Brangelina are tying the knot viddy viddy soon! Or so Star claims...
Yessss! Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after 4 years - get ready to fight for him, girls.
And as one heart-throb becomes single, another disappears into marriage, with Emilio Estevez becoming engaged to his writer girlfriend.

Posted by Katherine on September 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 5, 2006 4:47 PM

Top Ten Stories

Kellyosbournegreenroom2_1Kelly Osbourne fake marries in an inflatable church at a music festival in Ireland. Well, when in Ireland...
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are apparently over, whilst Angelina Jolie is pregnant again - too much information to take in all at once!
The Arctic Monkeys are the favourite to win tonight's Mercury Music Prize, even though last year's favourite was Kaiser Chiefs, and well, we all know what happened there.
Sharon Osbourne's dog bites Patrick Swayze on her chat show. No, not her pussy. Her dog. Although I wouldn't put it past her to let the pussy out of the trousers with the likes of Swayze around.
If you're wealthy enough, and flamboyant enough, you can bag yourself some of Cher's very own outfits at Sotheby's auction house in London.
Keira Knightley is stunned she actually has to pay for something. Life is hard, doll.
Madonna is auctioning off her wedding tiara on eBay, reports that this is due to bankruptcy are entirely made up.
The video of Kate Moss for Agent Provocateur has apparently crashed their server, undoubtedly due to the millions of horny pubescent boys.
Pamela Anderson launches her own makeup line, because the kids aren't slutty enough these days.
You can pick up Syd Barrett's house in Cambridge for just £300,000 where the former Pink Floyd-er lived for 25 years.

Posted by Katherine on September 5, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Kelly Osbourne, Madonna, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 4, 2006 8:08 PM

A Sculpture Is Being Made Of Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt In A Threesome - Bonza!

3someIt seems the artist who made the Britney Spears birth sculpture, and just last week launched the Suri Cruise 'poo' has been busier than we first thought, as he is now working on a sculpture of a 'threesome' featuring Jen, Brad and Angie. The artist, Daniel Edwards, has said it is very X-rated, and will be cast in bronze, just like the most recent Suri Cruise 'poo' artwork. A source told the Daily Star that both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are 'horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited', although Brad Pitt has not commented on it. Presumably because he's spent the time since he heard of it locked in his bathroom, with a sock and some tissues.

Posted by Katherine on September 4, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston | Permalink | Comments (0)

Top Ten Stories

Hilary_swank_newHilary Swank moves on from Chad Lowe just 9 months after their split. What a mananiser!
With-hair-worse-than-Robert-Smith's, Russell Brand's DNA is being tested after being accused of raping a 20 year old.
Al Pacino has a massive Godfather-sized boner for Madonna, despite the leotards.
Geri Halliwell's baby girl, Bluebell Madonna, has apparently been abused. And we're not just talking about her name.
Ho ho ho, the jokes just write themselves, as lantern-jawed James Van Der Beek announces he is writing a debut screenplay about baseball.
Queen and Paul Rodgers throw away their zimmerframes and declare an attack on US stadiums and arenas. At least you'll be home for the prime-time movie on telly.
Samuel L. Jackson is keen to make a sequel to Snakes on a Plane, this time, titled 'Snakes on Crack'. Let's see if he can rope in Whitney Houston for a cameo.
Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields patch things up, cue her entrance into Scientology any day now.
Charlotte Church wants to recruit Tom Cruise for her new chat show, but claims he won't, due to the show's 'silliness'. What she doesn't realise is the silliness hasn't even started until he appears.
Ms. Shoewawa over on our new Shiny Fashion Forum told us about Banksy's Paris Hilton parody CDs, now available on eBay!

Posted by Katherine on September 4, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, Geri Halliwell, Hot Gossip, Madonna, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (0)

Steve Irwin Killed By Stingray This Morning

UirwinJust a quick note, I'm sure most of you have heard the terrible news about Steve Irwin's untimely passing away due to an incident with a stingray this morning just off the Great Barrier Reef, Australia. His colleague, John Stainton, was on board Irwin's boat at the time and said 'He came on top of the stingray and the stingray's barb went up and into his chest and put a hole into his heart,' killing him shortly afterwards. 'It was extraordinarily bad luck. It's not easy to get spined by a stingray and to be killed by one is very rare', a marine neuroscientist, Shaun Collin, commented after his death. It is almost ironic that Irwin spent his whole life surrounded by the World's most deadliest animals, like crocodiles, but was killed by an animal normally known for its placidness.

Irwin is survived by his wife, and two children, of 8 and 3 years of age. The animal world will miss him greatly, as he was a fantastic campaigner for animal rights.

Posted by Katherine on September 4, 2006 in Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 1, 2006 4:57 PM

Top Ten Stories

Lindsay_3One of Linday Lohan's casual lovers has apparently bought her a pricey Cartier engagement ring and whisked her off on holiday to propose, no less than a month after declaring she would never be monogamous.
Somehow we don't think this is an authentic baby registry for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - firstly, he's listed as K-Fed. Is anyone really that dumb? Oh, wait.
Lionel Richie gives his mark of approval to daughter Nicole and current bed-warmer, Brody Jenner.
Thoughts of retirement are far from Madonna's mind, as she starts planning her next album, reportedly meant to be more of the same disco music. Just leave the leotards alone this time, love.
If you care to remember her, Christina Milian is flogging all her clothes on eBay to make a quick buck, sources say she is indeed close to bankrupt.
The filming of Charlotte Church's first talk show episode was apparently a 'shambles' but will be edited well for the debut tonight.
As if we need more evidence on Paris Hilton's more than willing thighs, here it is.
Could Robbie Williams be shedding his playboy image, preferring to jump into bed with his Playstation instead of a woman?
If the sight of Daniel Craig in his swimming trunks didn't turn you on, perhaps his gay kiss will.
Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been branded the 'worst tenant in history', as his landlord evicts him.

Posted by Katherine on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

Robbie Williams Says He Wants To Quit Music. Again.

Robbie_2 Robbie Williams absolutely drives me insane. Despite being worth around £100million, all he seems to do is bloody moan. And he's off again, "threatening" to ditch his music career after saying he's not sure if he wants to be part of the "machine" anymore. Now come on - how many times have we heard this before?

The guy can sing and there's not many better live performers, in terms of getting a crowd singing, than him. And Angels was great, even if I sometimes think if I have to hear it again my head will explode. BUT, he doesn't seem happy in the music business and has desperately tried to portray himself as a tortured artist. His latest single "Rudebox" is so crap it just smacks of attention seeking, as his last few singles haven't really flown. If he's really unhappy, he should retire to count his money and sort out his personal demons. Or if he does like it, carry on and shut up whinging. I'm fine either way.

Posted by Antonia on September 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Robbie Williams | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 31, 2006 12:16 PM

Top Ten Stories

BrianmayIt seems us bloggers have got Brian May's goat, he recently fumed about three MySpace users pretending to be him, and that 'Paul Stanley of Kiss has the same problem'. Ol' Bri should be thankful he's still getting attention, bet Paul Stanley is bloody grateful no-ones forgotten about him!
Our brother-blog TV Scoop has the erm, 'scoop', on Pete from Big Brother's recent £1 million autobiography deal with HarperCollins.
Recent climber-out-of-the-closet popstar Lance Bass reveals that he is incredibly happy since announcing he was gay at the start of summer, now that he has a young buff plaything.
Girls, be prepared to put up a fight, as David Hasselhoff has proclaimed he's returning to Britain in order to find himself 'a beautiful girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who is really intelligent'. Well, Dave, ahem, here's my personal email address...
John Mark Karr (y'know, the bozo who claimed to kill the child star JonBenet Ramsey), apparently wants a movie to be made on her life, with Johnny Depp playing the part of him. Understandably, Depp is yet to comment.
There has been speculation for years about his questionably sexuality, but finally, is this pictorial evidence that John Travolta is gay?
Living up to their 'creative' imagination, scammers in South Africa used Oprah Winfrey's name in a recent scam.
From the same people who brought you Britney Spears's birth cast in stone, Suri Cruise's first poo is on offer, made from bronze, and is reportedly authentic.
Speaking of the Hoff, he's recently asked Orlando Bloom to play his son in the film version of Knight Rider, leaving female minds wondering if the screen is big enough for two oily heart-throbs.
Jessica Simpson finally 'fesses up to using lip injections last year, presumably she is spilling the truth now, as she's only just regained the ability to speak - seriously - did you see those babies?

Posted by Katherine on August 31, 2006 in Baby Watch, Big Brother, Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Depp, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 30, 2006 6:22 PM

Top Ten Stories

Lindsay_2Could Lindsay Lohan possibly be going sober, and, err, just what the world needs, becoming a DJ?
Justin Timberlake may or may not have binned Cameron Diaz in time for the launch of his new album, Future Sex/Love Sounds. We bet he's not getting much of either at the moment...
Yesterday we reported K-Fed was appearing in CSI, today it's Entourage, as he plays - get this - 'a celebrity's freeloading spouse'. Huh, the scriptwriters didn't have to stretch far, did they?
Should we feel privileged over this? I can't tell - 2 former Blink 182'ers have reformed as a new band (+44), reportedly named after the UK dialling code. Greeeaaat...
Funny that Snakes on a Plane tops the box office only in Australia. Steve Irwin, we blame you.
Celebrity relationships just get more and more aesthetically disgusting, as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are reportedly a couple.
Sean Preston, (Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's bub), is pronounced a genius, as his first words uttered are 'dada'. Praise the Lord his first words weren't 'oi, you got a lighter?'
Score one for Blighty, as Charlotte Church knocks back Paris Hilton's offer of appearing on her new chat show.
Drats, Penny Lancaster is not content with having just one baby from the lovemachine of Rod Stewart, oh no, they're intending on having another. Curses!
So much for her vow of abstinence, Paris Hilton has moved in with 'Firecrotch' utterer, Brandon Davis.

Posted by Katherine on August 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 29, 2006 4:56 PM

Top Ten Stories

Natalieportman_1As if celebrities aren't already superior to us mere civilians, Natalie Portman dons her battle rags and enters the war zone of Israel, to visit her family despite the war with Hezbollah. Bring us back a souvenir, won't you love?
Thank the lord, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are reportedly civil with one another now. Is it too soon to suggest a threesome?
Owen Wilson-obsessives, time to hike down to your nearest Agent Provocateur, as he is apparently not bedding Kate Hudson, who is rumoured to be back with her homeless-looking husband.
Elton John proves he is walking ever closer along the path to senility and dementia, as he apparently wants to work 'with Pharrell, Timbaland, Snoop, Kanye, Eminem and just see what happens'. What happens, Elt, is that you'll wind up being shot.
Kevin Federline has landed a speaking role in CSI, where he'll be playing a 'threatening' teenager. At the tender age of...28?
More hope for Jennifer Aniston of staying Brad's parents' preferred choice of daughter-in-law, as they are offended by Angelina Jolie's drunk behaviour and 'tactless' personality at a recent birthday party for Maddox.
It's official, Suri Cruise will make her debut in the October issue of Vanity Fair.
At least the musical will be in keeping with the film version of Chicago, as fellow emaciated singer Ashlee Simpson is set to star as Roxie Hart, the part portrayed by Renee Zellweger in the film.
Not content with just stealing The Office from our fair shores, HBO are set to remake Little Britain to entertain Americans. Somehow I think the Vicky Pollard skits will be more of a real-life drama over there than a comedy.
And apparently Eminem is not a misogynistic so and so, he is, infact, channeling Buddha. Right...

Posted by Katherine on August 29, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 24, 2006 12:10 PM

Top Ten Stories

Katehudson_1Unfortunately Kate Hudson hasn't heard the expression 'you can't have your cake and eat it too', as she contemplates going back to her scruffmeister of a husband, Chris Robinson. Poor Owen Wilson - I know a few girls who would willingly comfort him if need be, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Paris Hilton didn't learn her lesson when her own Sidekick was hacked, as she's recently been accused of hacking in to Lindsay Lohan's voicemail, no doubt hoping to hear messages from their greasy boyfriend-in-common, Stavros Niarchos.
Proving that she is indeed cheap, Britney Spears's autobiography from 2002 is selling for just 99 cents now, which is quite possibly 99 cents too much.
Nicole Richie is officially seeing someone, poor bloke.
Kate Moss's recent trip to Bali was not just an innocent Indonesian holiday, apparently it was meant to be a wedding ceremony for her and Pete Doherty. Shame he was in rehab at the time...
We predicted a book deal for Heather Mills McCartney, and it turns out we were right.
Mel Gibson does not a role model make. So stop taking tips from him, Tom Hanks, on racial put-downs already!
Put your clean undies on girls, as Bruce Springsteen's marriage is on the rocks.
As if Dr. Who isn't scary enough, they've recruited Meat Loaf to play a villain, as if he isn't scary enough.
It's practically an anti-drinking campaign in itself, as Kerry Katona was recently rushed to hospital in fear of her unborn child's health.

Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kerry Katona, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 22, 2006 8:49 PM

Wilson Brothers Use Botty Doubles

Owilson Wilson brothers Luke and Owen have more than an occupation and a family tree in common - both actors had butt doubles for their recent movies.  Owen, who is being romantically linked with You, Me and Dupree co-star Kate Hudson, decided to allow another actor to play his posterior, leading co-star Matt Dillon to remark: "I don't know what's wrong with his butt because I didn't pay any attention to it. I truly don't know what that was all about."

Luke, for his part (hur hur) appeared in My Super Ex-GirlfriendWell, most of him did.  Apparently the Wilson rears are uniformly imperfect, as Luke also used a double, after a rigorous selection process.  "I found myself poring over the Polaroids and saying, 'I like that one but it doesn't have quite the pizzazz I want for this scene.' Or, 'This one's good, but it's too muscular.' I've got a little bit of damage back there. As you get a little older, you get little dents and indentations. You want to act cool about it when you eventually say, 'I like this guy's a**.'"

Posted by Antonia on August 22, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 21, 2006 1:43 AM

Kelly Brook And Billy Zane On The Rocks?

Brook The future is looking not-so-bright for the Billy Zane/Kelly Brook ("Zook"?) partnership, with a friend reporting that the couple are experiencing a rocky time, and arguing over stupid things, according to Closer magazine.  With their wedding already postponed from last year because there was "too much fuss", rumour has it that Billy is angry with Kelly for flashing too much flesh.

At a recent movie premiere, Kelly's dress rode up as she got out of a car, revealing more than she would have hoped.  After that incident, Kelly admitted that Billy ordered her to wear big knickers next time.  Keep hold of this guy, Kelly, he sounds like quite a catch!  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on August 21, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 17, 2006 12:11 PM

Top Ten Stories

Harry_2Turns out that the photos of Prince Harry having a grope were actually taken several years ago. Naughty Sun, bit desperate for a front-page story, there?
Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's separation seems to be due to a young blonde thang named Owen Wilson, aka, The Butterscotch Stallion.
Tom Cruise's heroics the other day may well have been fake, as a list of all his supposed charitable efforts are revealed, leading one to wonder whether he is indeed a superhero, or a compulsive liar as we always believed.
Paul McCartney has banned Heather Mills from his house, good thing too, as he doesn't want that sort hanging 'round wearing hoodies, causing trouble.
Yet more Scientology-brainwash stories, this time Katie Holmes is described as  'dead in the eyes'.
Not content with pilfering clothes and jewellery, Winona Ryder is trying to steal Keanu Reeves's heart instead.
Cover your eyes and ears, kids, as Ace Ventura 3 is coming to a cinema near you. Without Jim Carrey, which is probably a good thing in my opinion.
P Diddy-doodles is robbed of a £6 million necklace whilst on holiday.
Thank the Lord, Madonna has given up acting permanently!
Justin Hawkins from the Darkness has checked into rehab at The Priory, presumably he turned to drugs and booze over his failed career.

Posted by Katherine on August 17, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Madonna, Musical Stars, The Royal Family, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (9)

August 16, 2006 7:59 AM

Kate Hudson Splits From Husband

Katehudson Kate Hudson and Black Crowes singer husband Chris Robinson have split up and I have to admit to being surprised - they seemed so solid. The couple have a two-year-old son, Ryder, and were married for six years.

The writing did seem to be on the wall when Kate recently commented: "I don't like this idea of the perfect marriage. People can be in love madly and deeply and go through so much and still end up together. That's what you hope for." She also warned would-be newlyweds that marriage is not easy.

Why exactly was I surprised? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 16, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 15, 2006 5:33 PM

Lilo-Paris Feud Rolls On

Paris_4 DVD legend Paris Hilton's feud with Lindsay Lohan is very much ongoing, says TMZ.  The heiress who can't say no is currently employing lackeys to insult her rival - in this case Scott Storch, who produced Paris' debut album (there's one for the CV - Dr Dre will be gutted he missed out on that one).  Storch showed rapier wit the like of which would make Oscar Wilde envious were he still alive, wheeling out the old "firecrotch" gag that delighted the clientele at the finest gentlemen's clubs not so long ago.  The word, a reference to Lilo's ... well, pubic hair, drew delighted giggles from Paris.  Or perhaps she'd just spotted a paper bag being blown about by a swirling wind.  Rumours that Storch went on to say Lohan "smells of wee" and opine that his father was "bigger than her father" were made up just there by me, but might be true.  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 15, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

Top Ten Stories

RobinsonhudsonGoldie-spawn Kate Hudson splits from homeless-lookalike husband, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretend to be good samaritans but it doesn't fool us.
Drew Barrymore is a-cluck-cluck-clucking her way into popping out some children soon with Strokes hunk-a-spunk, Fabrizio Moretti.
Firecrotch rears its ugly, dirty, fiery head in the form of Paris Hilton and her music producer, Scott Storch, after a Justin Timberlake concert. Yes, you read correctly, after a Justin Timberlake concert. The horror.
Brad Pitt takes kiddywinks to work with him, using the day-care centre facilities that 'anybody working on the lot, including secretaries and executives' can use. Double horror! Common people, argh!
Excuse me whilst I vomit, but James Blunt's debut album, 'Back To Badlam' has recently been made the second best-selling LP of the decade. Seriously, who buys his music? Deaf people?
Babyshambles were forced to cancel last night's gig in Ibiza due to Pete Doherty realising his passport had expired. If only it had expired outside the UK so he couldn't come back in!
Paris Hilton's debut album has launched exclusively on AOL Music from today, a week before anywhere else. Don't scramble too fast for your credit card, there.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are reportedly engaged, after she was spotted wearing a huge vintage diamond ring given to her by her on-off boyfriend. Jade Jagger is meant to throw them an engagement party in Ibiza this weekend - if Pete sorts out his passport dramas (see above).
Suri is seen in the wild by a 'commoner' (none of those schmancy Scientologist people this time), but it all sounds very fishy to us. Fishy as in Tom-Cruise's-flack-paid-someone-to-off type fishy.

Posted by Katherine on August 15, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Hot Gossip, James Blunt, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 14, 2006 5:21 AM

Caprice Loses $1.8 million Belt Buckle

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She's not exactly known for being the most intelligent celeb on the planet, but it appears Caprice is doing well enough for herself to not need brains - or a memory of where she's put things. The American model caused chaos  in a South African nightclub over the weekend when she discovered she was suddenly without a belt buckle worth $1.8million. The rucus caused 2,000 nightclubbers to be forced to stay within the venue whilst it was searched from top to bottom.

The belt buckle was eventually recovered in the ladies loo by one of Caprice's security team. A spokesperson said: "It was found by one of her security guards in the ladies toilet when they retraced her steps through the night." [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Love Island Latest

Loveisland_5 I haven't been updating about Love Island recently, mainly because it became so boring I couldn't bear to watch it. From what I can gather, some unknowns came and spent time on the islands, then left. Paul Danan got voted out, as did that Leo bloke, and Shane Lynch decided to walk. Then, all of a sudden, it got interesting again!

First off, Lee - who was head over heels for Colleen - got a chance to spy on her and heard her telling everyone she didn't fancy him. He then confronted her and got a bit violent, at one point spitting: "No, fuck you Colleen." He reduced her to tears, actually. He had to be calmed down, which Brendan attempted, only to have several choice expletives thrown in his direction as well. Bianca also had a go at intervening, but was politely asked to leave Lee and Colleen alone. Or something like that. [Toni Kelly]

But the story of the moment is really all about Sophie Anderton. Is this the least self-aware celebrity in the land?

Firstly, Sophie falls in love with Shane. She bores everyone rigid talking about him, spends hours analysing his every word he says to her and she also talks about him in the Beach Hut (I learnt what it was called!). When Shane announces he's leaving, she's in tears.

Then suddenly, like magic, she's okay again and has moved on to poor Chris Brosnan. They spend awhile kissing and cuddling, then Sophie manipulates the Daily Decider, asking poor Kelle to throw the competition so Sophie can go on the day trip with Chris. When they get back, Sophie trills about their "connection" and doesn't react well when Kelle says their relationship isn't real. Sophie, love, no one thinks your little alliance with Chris is real.

Then - dun dun dun! - the producers of Love Island have a brainwave and bring back Victoria Hervey for a chat with Sophie. If you remember, Victoria and Chris were pretty close before Lady V was booted off the island. Sophie has spent many hours in the Beach Hut saying she thinks Victoria will be "cool" with Sophie's relationship with Chris - but boy is she wrong!

The whole confrontation was laughable. Victoria had a bit of a go and Sophie said "well that's your opinion" several times. Sophie had been rocked earlier in the day when words she'd said came back to haunt her in the daily task, and she continued her denial trip by telling Victoria nothing had happened, to which Victoria rightfully responded "I've been watching it!"

Sophie is unbelieveable. The woman is the biggest bitch on the island, but goes and says she isn't and even says "I'm glad I'm not a bitchy person". HELLO?! What the hell are you thinking?!

When Sophie leaves, having had a bottle of wine poured over her, Sophie goes and tells Calum she's upset but "can't say anything". Then she... erm... says everything. She then goes and tells Kelle and has a good cry. Then she tells the group, and has a good cry. And bingo, she's got what she wanted - to be centre of attention.

Brendan stands up for Victoria, only to be interrupted by Lee, who really seems to have taken agin the New Zealander. Brendan later reflects on what he said, and says my TV moment of the year: "... and then Twat Features interrupts..." referring to Lee. It's a fitting nickname.

Then - and this really is the best bit - Chris goes and dumps Sophie! It spins around in her head and she's soon telling people how it was a mutual decision.

She's the most deluded person I've ever seen on TV. And for that, she's a treasure to watch. Keep it up, Sophie, I'm loving hating you!

Posted by Antonia on August 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Victoria Hervey | Permalink | Comments (1)

Winona Ryder "Ashamed" By Acting

Winona Winona Ryder has come out and said that for years she was "ashamed" of being an actress because she thought it was a "shallow occupation". She's said she hated the reaction she got from the public and her friends.

She's continued by saying: "I know how nauseating it is when actors complain about their lives. We're sickeningly well-paid people who have very charmed lives. But that doesn't mean you don't have problems. For a long time I was ashamed of being an actress. I felt like it was a shallow occupation."

Funny how she's ashamed of being an actress, but has no problem in stealing from Saks Fifth Avenue. It's a funny world. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 10, 2006 12:40 PM

Top Ten Stories

Simpsons_2Joe Simpson continues to creep out his daughters Jessica and Ashlee by talking yet again about their boobs.
Pete Doherty claims to be 'clean' and in the process of marrying Kate Moss. Dude still needs a bath and a haircut, however 'clean' he may be.
Kirsten Dunst dates a mystery British man, and he lumps her with the bill. Atta boy, that's how we do things here in Blighty!
David Hasslehoff admits to loving being groped by female fans, and also tried to seduce married Kate Beckinsale 'I whispered in her ear the other day at a premiere, ‘I’ll give you everything I have’. She just laughed. But when she met me initially, she seemed very excited.' Suuuure...
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler file for divorce, following in the footsteps of other failed MTV marriages, in the form of Jessica and Nick, and Dave and Carmen. It's about time someone put a curse on MTV marriages.
Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of her L.A. home, the Chateau Marmont as 'it is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights'.
Robin Williams falls off the wagon and enters rehab after being sober for 20 years. Reckon it had something to do with signing on to film Mrs. Doubtfire 2?
Several weeks after Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra split, he is now swapping saliva with porn-star Jenna Jameson. Such impeccable taste in women.
Sienna Miller and Jude Law break up for the last time reportedly. Do we even care anymore? Really, the only good thing about this slice of goss is the close-up of her inner-thigh bruise, tasty.
Anna Nicole Smith wants fellow white-trashee Britney Spears to be her New BFF,
'If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you...I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our babies about the same time,' as she wrote on her website. Like Britney needs any more bad  [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 10, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Jude Law, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 9, 2006 8:55 PM

Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn Engaged?

Cover601_1Celebs these days just don't know whether they're Arthur or Martha, do they? It was only yesterday we reported that Vaughniston were not engaged, that 'talk of marriage or engagement is complete hogwash. Vince appears to have gone distant, and Jen is looking no further than a day at a time', whereas today the US Weekly site announced they were engaged. What really puzzles me is that the proposal apparently took place at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis's digs in Mexico - hardly the most romantic of places, considering he is an alleged rapist! So only time will tell whether this latest engagement rumour is simply that, a rumour, but I for one am not holding my breath. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 9, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Relationship Watch, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 8, 2006 6:35 PM

Who The Hell Is... Lee Otway?

Lee He's made this year's Love Island all the more interesting, what with his tears and his many bouts of unrequited love, but who the heck is Lee Otway?

Firstly, I didn't even know his surname, so I'd like to thank the official Love Island website for providing that little nugget of information - shame about the rest of his bio. We're cheerfully informed he plays/played (I do apologise, but I don't watch it, so I don't know if he's in it anymore) "the loveable buffoon Bombhead" in Hollyoaks. Well there's a great start. He also appeared on Soapstar Superstar, which I - again - am afraid I didn't watch, preferring to opt for... well, anything.

Lee is 24, despite looking 15. He claims he slept with 26 women before the age of 18, which is a bare-faced lie an interesting bit of information. The Love Island website doesn't even provide us with a date of birth, just that he's 24 and a Capricorn. Wonderful. So what else can I dig up about him? Read on and see. [Toni Kelly]

First step, good old Google. It brings up the usual suspects - the Hollyoaks website as well as Love Island and Soapstar Superstar information. But - aha! There's an official website! A disastrous PhotoShop banner greets you and the opening blurb tells you he's on Love Island at the moment, but when he gets back will be promoting his new single. Christ, just what England needs.

And aha, a bit of clicking brings up a date of birth - January 4th 1982, and despite what the Love Island profile claims, he was actually born in Bradford, not Leeds. His CV isn't exactly glowing. Lee has appeared on Stars In Their Eyes (celeb special) and Abbamania 2. But his only other acting credit is Heartbeat, for what I assume is only one episode 'Arms & the Man' where he played Mickey Randall.

Lee tried out for two other Hollyoaks parts and didn't get them. His website claims his acting potential was recognised and he was eventually cast as Bombhead. To me, that means he kept bugging them by auditioning until they gave him a part.

The rest of his bio is short and boring, detailing his success on Soapstar Superstar and how he landed a recording contract after it. There's also a mention of Panto work.

So who is Lee Otway? A wannabe singer who's done some acting in the past and who makes ridiculous claims about how much sex he's had. Investigation over.

Posted by Antonia on August 8, 2006 in Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (4)

August 4, 2006 12:20 AM

Mel Gibson Goes Into Rehab

Mel_2 Having been charged for drink driving, Mel Gibson has done what all celebrities do when caught being naughty - it's been reported he's gone into rehab. The star was caught driving under the influence in Malibu on Friday and finished off an all-round tip top night by blasting out an anti-Semetic rant that has landed in him trouble with... well, pretty much every Jew in America.

Mel has been battling alcoholism for many years and it has been confirmed by his spokesperson that "he has definitely entered a programme." Further details weren't forthcoming, so no one knows where Mel is or how long he's going to be there.

Handy isn't it? Considering the majority of American is baying for his blood right now... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 4, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Michelle Heaton Brands Madonna An "Idiot"

Michelle2 Liberty X singer Michelle Heaton has branded Madonna an "idiot" after the Queen of Pop was photographed hanging out in the sea with a T-shirt on. Non-entity Michelle (so unfamous she doesn't even have a Star Trip category, and we have everybody) told OK magazine: "Why would you go into the sea with shorts and a T-shirt on? She looked like a bloody idiot! Either take your swimming costume or don't go in at all - even if you are the Queen of Pop!"

Madonna is thought to be in floods of tears following Michelle's statements, until she remembered Michelle did Celebrity Wrestling and is now laughing into all of her lovely money. Oh, and by the way Michelle - not everyone feels the need to walk around doing a good impersonation of an orange all the time. Back under your bush, love. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 4, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 3, 2006 5:03 PM

Elton John Sounds Off Again

Elton_1 Elton John has clearly decided he's been too nice for too long and has unleashed another round of verbal venom, this time targeting the way American bands dress. He says he wants them to look more like he and his English rockers did back in the '70s.

In an interview with Fashion Rocks, he said: "I think it's good that some American bands are beginning to do that, but it's still very rare for bands to make a real effort... I'm so over tattoos and the T-shirts and rings through the noses. It's not pretty, it's not pleasant, it's not exciting. Please stop it now."

I have to admit it, I think good old Elton's got a point this time. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 3, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Mel Gibson Charged For Drink Driving

Mel_1We've already told you about Mel Gibson's arrest for drink driving, but it has now emerged t hat the Hollywood star has been formally charged with 'driving under the influence of alcohol'. You can view the official charging papers by clicking here. If convicted, Gibson faces up to six months in a county jail.

Meanwhile, America is still in uproar over anti-Judaism comments he made at the time of his arrest. Gibson has been forced to issue another statement over the incident. It reads:

"I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer the night I was arrested on a D-U-I charge. I am not an anti-Semite. I am not a bigot. Hatred of any kind goes against my faith." Gibson is also said to have requested a one-on-one meeting with Jewish faith leaders to find " "the appropriate path for healing."

I'm sure his statement was issued due to genuine sadness and regret for what he'd said, and not just a desperate to get back public sympathy after being caught out. Of course not. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 3, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Marie Osmond Denies Suicide Bid

Marie Marie Osmond, she of 70s fame and shiny white teeth, has issued a statement denying that her recent hospital admission was a suicide bid. Her publicist Amy Hawkes said Marie was admitted to hospital after suffering an adverse reaction to medication she was on, saying: " [Marie is] doing fine. She’s vacationing with her family right now.She basically had an adverse reaction to some medication she was taking and she blacked out."

Which is all very well and good, but why did the suicide rumours start up in the first place? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 3, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kevin Federline: Husband, Wannabe Rapper... Actor?

Britkev_7 Oh Christ, whatever next? Britney's pointless husband Kevin Federline has decided that he is not only going to bore the world with his attempts at a music career, he's also going to have a shot at acting. What on earth has the world done to deserve this?

The wannabe rapper - who's set to release first (and hopefully only) single 'Lose Control' soon - has told American magazine In Touch: "I've already been offered a couple of scripts. The most interesting one was a role as a drug dealer, starring Ben Affleck's brother (Casey). I was supposed to audition, but I got really sick and couldn't make it."

K-Fed also gave us all a handy lesson on the methods behing acting: Sometimes I wake up in a comedic mood, and sometimes I wake up in a serious mood. With acting, you've got to be able to channel that for three months straight."

Clever boy! [Toni Kelly]

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Posted by Antonia on August 3, 2006 in Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 1, 2006 1:28 AM

Sir Paul Finally Files For Divorce

Sirpaul Sir Paul McCartney has finally filed for divorce from his estranged wife, Heather Mills. He is thought to have offered the former "model" a £30 million quickie divorce settlement, but the money-grabbing mare rejected it, despite earlier claims that she'd settle for just £10 million of Sir Paul's £800 million fortune.

In the petition, Sir Paul says the split was caused by Heather's "unreasonable behaviour" and continues to claim she was "argumentative" and "rude to staff". Heather, it is said, is preparing to fight him all the way for up to £200 million, claiming he changed after their marriage. A source said: "Heather feels like he wasn't the man she married. She is prepared to throw everything at Paul." 

And really, she wonders why people call her a gold-digger? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Mel Gibson's Drunk Driving And Anti-Semitic Slurs

Mel When I read this story I actually leant back in my chair and laughed my head off. It's too beautiful! Mr. Christianity Mel Gibson has only gone and gotten himself arrested for speeding (whilst drunk) and then proceeded to blurt out a few anti-Jewish remarks as well.

'The Passion Of The Christ' ego-maniac (who's father denies the Holocaust ever happened) has issued a statement, saying: "After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable."

We believe him don't we folks? It's not like he's previously done a film that was accused of anti-Semitism, is it... (By the way, Gibson, I want those three hours of my life BACK). Oh, he's a racist, non-talented, egotistical moron. Jewish campaign group The Anti-Defamation League have hit back at the Hollywood star, saying: "Mel Gibson's apology is unremorseful and insufficient. His tirade finally reveals his true self and shows that his protestations during the debate over his film, 'The Passion of the Christ', that he is such a tolerant, loving person, were a sham."

People like Mel Gibson make writing for this blog such fun. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 25, 2006 6:17 PM

Katie Holmes' Parents May Boycott Her Wedding

Tomkat_4 Oh-oh. There's trouble a-brewing down TomKat way. Whilst the new parents - who have still yet to allow baby Suri to be photographed by the press - are getting ready for their impending wedding, it seems Katie's traditional Catholic parents aren't exactly keen on the plans.

Star magazine has reported that Tom has insisted the wedding will take place at a Scientology centre in Hollywood and will be conducted by church leader David Miscavige. However, Katie's more traditional parents are said to be considering boycotting the wedding in protest. A source says: "Katie was never going to win an argument to have a Catholic wedding. She knows that if she rejected Scientology, he relationship with Tom could have ended. She has become a big part of the church."

Christ, woman, get some balls and make him do as he's told for a change! [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on July 25, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)

Brad: "Why I Won't Marry Angelina"

Brad_3 They're the nuptials all of us star gazers have been waiting for, but it looks like we'll be made to wait a little longer until we see Brangelina stroll up the aisle. For over a year, it seems a day can't go by without someone claiming they're getting wed, but Brad Pitt has poured cold water over the rumours by confessing to his Gran, Betty, that he still hasn't got over his marriage to Jennifer Aniston.

Big-mouthed Betty told Star magazine: "Brad promised his last wife [Aniston] on their wedding day they'd be together forever, and they didn't make it. He is a sensitive soul who just wants to make sure he can keep his promise this time round."

A friend added: "Brad's world is wonderful right not, but he can't forget the words he said to Jen on their wedding day. That is the mark of total respect he still has for Jen. He made the promise all husbands do - to love Jen forever. But deep down, I suspect he feels a pang of regret that the marriage didn't work out."

Am I reading this right? A celebrity actually respecting their vows and the sanctity of marriage? Never thought I'd see the day... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on July 25, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

The Apprentice Winner Michelle Pregnant - And Guess Who's The Dad!

Michelle_3 You may have already heard this over at fellow Shiny blog TV Scoop but we're still the celeb blog and in case you didn't know, we simply had to report on this story - it's too perfect!

The Apprentice Series 2 winner Michelle Dewberry is reportedly three months pregnant, and Daddy is none other than fellow Apprentice  contestant, Syed Ahmed, reports Star magazine. The pair have been on/off since meeting last year during filming of the TV show, though their romance cooled when Syed caught Michelle slagging him off on the show. Michelle, who's £100,000 job with Alan Sugar involves heading up new company Xenon Green, has told family and friends that Syed will stand by her "come what may".

Yeah, sure, until she looks at him funny and he throws his toys out of the pram again. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on July 25, 2006 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 17, 2006 3:32 PM

Celebrity Love Island - What Happened Last Night.

Loveisland_1 You can picture the executive producer's meeting for this series of Love Island. They're all sitting around chewing their pens, looking at last years ratings and what made the show so popular, and they've got one problem. One young gun eventually pipes up:

"How can we repeat the success of last year?"
"Well," says another. "Last year it was successful because Paul Danan was being an idiot."
"Okay," another pipes up. "Let's shove some other unknown mid-20s male in and see if that works."
"I'm not sure," says the first guy, puzzled. "Is it enough?"
"I don't think so," admits the second. "We'll need to spend hours brainstorming trying to think how we can capture viewers this time round."
"Or," says the third, his eye on a round of golf. "We could just put Paul Danan back in there again."
"Sold!"

Honestly. Is nothing original in TV anymore?

So, the Danan is back. He spent awhile cooped up in a "secret suite", making inane comments and pulling stupid faces. Oh how we missed you and your own particular brand of twattish behaviour, Paul! Finally he's let back in to the main camp and... let's just say, the original residents are less than pleased. Sophie Anderton pipes up saying she hates him, swiftly joined by Victoria Hervey (I WILL NOT call her a Lady), as the Bitches of Eastwick (or Fiji) plot to get him out. [Toni Kelly]

When asked who he fancies, Paul admits to camera that he's got a soft spot for Playboy bunny Colleen. Well, join the queue. So far, that's Brendan, Chris and now Shane (more of that in a moment) that fancy her. Does she fancy anyone back? As Sophie put it: "She'll fly back to LA and start dating some millionaire."

And yes, Shane has finally broken ranks and decided he fancies someone - but it's not Sophie. Considering Sophie is turning into the Jayne Middlemiss of this series (I wouldn't dare touch Shane, would you?), I'd think Colleen might want to start sleeping with one eye open. Shane admitted he'd like to get to know Colleen, when in the next shot Sophie was questioning Colleen on whether she liked Shane. When Colleen answered no, Sophie was suddenly willing to be best friends again.

Listen, Sophie love. You've had a rough time and I know a gorgeous Irish D-lister looks like a good idea, but HE'S NOT INTERESTED. He's only said it about a million times (though not to her face - probably too scared). Lee's admitted to wanking over you - I'd imagine he's a sure thing.

Kelle continues to fancy Brendan - it's so bloody obvious - but is still, essentially, the odd one out who no one fancies back. Brendan is turning his Kaplinsky-wooing-charms on Colleen but... she's not interested. Why exactly is she on the show? Brendan is gorgeous, you stupid cow!

There was quite a sad moment when Nobody Lee admitted that he's got it bad for Bianca, but followed on by saying she's got "man" Leo to get off with, so is unlikely to pick a spikey-haired moron who looks like he's 14. However, he does seem to have genuine affection for the girl, which is quite nice to see.

As for Bianca and Leo, a late night snog-a-thon broke Lee's heart. Is it just me, or was Bianca not an entirely willing participant?

Put Lee and Bianca in the Love Shack guys! Vote for the underdog! Maybe she likes her men squeaky and without descended testicles.

As for the remaining islanders, Victoria Hervey continues to be useless as does Chris - who I shall from now on refer to as 'Son Of' - and... who else is in there?

Just a quick note: I'm enjoying the interplay between Ferne and Patrick this year.

See you tomorrow!

Posted by Antonia on July 17, 2006 in Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip, Victoria Hervey | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 27, 2006 11:03 PM

Sophie Anderton Claims Bracelet Was Stolen, Makers Think SHE Stole It. Who's Right?

SophieReformed drug addict and model Sophie Anderton is facing legal action after a bracelet she was leant by jewellers Boodles has gone missing. Sophie claims: "The bracelet was stolen off my arm." She then reported the incident to the police.

However, Boodles aren't so sure and have called in their lawyers. The bracelet was leant to Sophie for her birthday party and was worth £26,000, according to New magazine. Sophie's lawyer has hit back saying: "Any action against her will be vigoriously denied."

That's all very well and good, but I still can't figure out how someone can steal a bracelet off someone else's arm. Or maybe I'm just being cynical. Again. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 27, 2006 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (0)

Heidi Klum is Pregnant Again.

HeidiBlimey, I don't know what Seal eats, but whatever it is it's working! The singer and his supermodel wife Heidi Klum have announced they're expecting their second child, just nine months after the birth of their first. Firstborn Henry was born last September and the couple also live with Heidi's daughter, Leni, 2, from her relationship with Formula One manager Flavio Briatore (otherwise known - to me, anyway - Him That Puts It About A Lot).

Seal, who at 43 is ten years older than his wife, confirmed to new magazine: "It gives me great joy to announce that Heidi, Leni, Henry and I are expecting a new addition to our ever-increasing family." Good for them. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 27, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 19, 2006 1:29 PM

Pete Doherty Arrested In Sweden Last Night After Drug Incident On Plane (Hours After Checking Out Of Rehab)

Pete_2It seemed when my co-writer Toni reported just 5 days ago that Pete Doherty had checked into rehab in Portugal, and predicted it wouldn't work, she was right. Just last night Pete had a similar drug-incident on a plane, whilst flying to Sweden, as he did just the other week on an Easyjet flight to Barcelona. The Sun have reported that hours after he checked out of rehab in Portugal, he was arrested in Sweden, having been in a 'drug-fuelled high' aboard a flight. He had to be pushed from the plane in a wheelchair trolley into custody, as he was so 'wasted' according to witnesses. A passenger claimed that 'as soon as he got on everyone could tell he was clearly on drugs.' Perhaps he went on a bender as his on-off girlfriend, Kate Moss, is reportedly seeking therapy after fearing her life is out of control, and her 'head is so f***** up', as she recently told a friend. Well, we could've told you that! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 19, 2006 in Drug Scandals, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

June 15, 2006 10:23 PM

Michael Jackson In 'That's Not Charity!' Dispute.

Jackson_1 It hasn't been the best week for Michael Jackson so far, but it's about to get even worse. The troubled singer will not be releasing his much-awaited charity single "What More Can I Give" due to a row over royalties.

The so-called King of Pop would have been due to reap the financial rewards of the tracked, which was meant to raise money for the families of victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks on New York. However, Jackson has decided that he wishes to keep the copyright of the song and had no intention of donating the money raised from it to charity. The only 'charity' part of the charity single would be proceeds from the record sales in stores.

Fox News entertainment reporter Roger Friedman said: "Everyone on the CD is supposed to waive their fees too, including the musicians, performers and engineers. But rights to the music remain with him, and he would reap the financial rewards."

Not really the best way to go about getting the public back on his side, is it? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 15, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Michael Jackson, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 14, 2006 9:51 PM

Russell Crowe Was "Never Sorry" For Phone Throwing Antics.

Crowe Okay. You're an Australian actor with a couple of Oscars under your belt, a loving wife and a young child. You're also a complete hot-head who has no idea how to control your temper. Then, last June, you're in a hotel in New York and you can't make a phone call to Oz, have a hissy fit and throw a phone at a nearby hotel staff member. You're then convicted of third degree assault and pay £55,000 in an out-of-court settlement.

So.... you'd keep quiet from then on, wouldn't you? Well, that appears to be what a normal person would do, but Hollywood anger fan Russell Crowe has allowed his publicist to tell the world and his wife that he was "never sorry" for the incident.

Marx revealed: "He said it was humiliating, to have to show remorse when all he was truly sorry about was the fact that he was in so much trouble."

I can't even be bothered to come up with some sarcastic put down here, the story speaks for itself! [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

David Beckham Hits Back At German Newspaper.

David_2 Yesterday we told you about how a German newspaper has been slagging off David Beckham, and the England captain has finally had the chance to consult a PR expert for the appropriate cutting response dragged himself away from his hectic training schedule to comment. Becks said:

"When it comes to my family that is one thing I won't accept and never will.I find it sad that one person drops to the level of criticising my family, but it is one sad person thinking of what they can do to put me off my next game."

OR, maybe they just hate you? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 14, 2006 in David Beckham, Hot Gossip, Sport Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 13, 2006 7:05 PM

Heather Mills Late-Night Dash To Assure Paul She Wasn't A Hooker.

Heather_3 Heather Mills is reported to have made a late-night visit to soon-to-be-ex husband Paul McCartney to assure him she was never a (well you know). Following allegations in the NOTW Heather first denied the story to Paul by phone and then visited their London home around midnight.

Sir Paul was said to be "deeply shocked" at the rumours. A friend of Heather's said: "Heather was very distressed but she told him with absolute certainty the allegations are not true."

So, who's telling the truth - Mills or the newspapers? I think a court may soon be deciding that one... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 13, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Deluded K-Fed Wants '8 Mile' Style Film.

Britkev_3 Kevin Federline has decided it's time to tell his own story... and wants a biopic movie to be done about his life, along the line's of Eminem's successful '8 Mile' film. Kevin is currently said to be looking for heavy-hitting backers for the film, which would - of course - feature him in the lead role. The wannabe rapper is apparently unbothered by wife Britney's worries that he's just using her to further his own career.

"She is really upset. She fears Kevin just wants to promote himself at her expense to further his career." said a source.

Come on, Brit, you can't just be realising that only now can you?! I look forward to avoiding the film - that's if it ever gets made - in the future. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 13, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

David Beckham Fury At German Newspaper.

David_1 Here at Star Trip, we like to kid ourselves think that we report on celebrity gossip with a tongue-in-cheek-not-sucking-up-to-anyone flair. However, we're well aware that there's a line and, being good little journalists, we try not to cross it (though the line doesn't exist when it comes to Heather Mills McCartney). Others, so it would seem, don't think the line exists at all in any circumstance. Well how else could you explain what German newspaper Bild have been saying about the Beckhams.

Much to England captain David's annoyance, they lashed out at the entire family. Quotes include Beckham's Mum being branded as having "a smile of a peasant" and called his sister "Fat-Ham". You can read a full rundown of the German onslaught by clicking here. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 13, 2006 in David Beckham, Hot Gossip, Sport Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)

Madonna Is Scared of Her Mother-In-Law.

Madonna_6 Beings as Madonna seems to terrify everyone she comes into contact with (or maybe it's just Jonathan Ross is a big scaredy cat), it's nice to know Mrs. Take On The World and Everyone On It To Prove I'm Still Cool has experienced intimidation from the other side of the fence for a change.

She told the Sunday Times magazine: "Have I ever been totally and completely intimidated by another person? Yes. My husband's mother."

Notoriously one of the most difficult family relationships, it's great to see that even Madonna can fall foul of an evil mother-in-law. Though if rumours about her marriage are to be believed, she needn't worry for much longer... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 13, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Madonna | Permalink | Comments (1)

BB2's Helen & Paul Split After Five Years.

Helenandpaul_1 Big Brother romances have so far produced a failed marriage, two children and one post sex-under-table failed relationship. Through all of that news, we could hold on to the fact that Big Brother 2's couple Paul Clarke and Helen Adams were still together and going strong.

But alas, it was not to be. The couple have recently split after five years together, have sold their home and are now living in separate rented accomodation, the Sun reports today. Paul told the newspaper: “The last couple of months have been hell. But deep, deep down we know we’re making the right decision. From the day we met, we’ve never had time apart. We need to find ourselves again.”

That old chesnut. That's celebrity speak for "we've been driving each other crazy for five years and we've finally decided to split up, or else we'd murder one another." [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 13, 2006 in Big Brother, Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (4)

June 12, 2006 10:22 PM

Britney Spears Makes Her Mascara Run

Britney_8Americanites, set your tellies to 9pm Thursday night, as Britney Spears has filmed an interview with Dateline's Matt Lauer, where she spoke about her marriage, motherhood, the tabloids, paparazzi, and that driving incident with Sean on her lap.  She blabbed 'I did it with my dad. I’d sit on his lap and I drive. We’re country.' Yes, Britney, as we're forever reminded each time we see a photo of you in your curlers and without proper foot attire. Or any, for that matter. She also begged any happy-snappers out there, watching her tearful plea, 'You have a life. And if you don’t, you have to realize that we’re people and that we...Just need privacy and we need our respect. And those are things that you have to have as a human being.' Surely you read the Celebrity Terms And Conditions before you made Hit Me Baby One More Time, Britney? [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 12, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Michael Jackson - is he the Daddy?

Jackson So-called 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson may lose two of his children following court claims that he isn't the biological father to Prince Michael, 9, and Paris, 8, according to some news reports. The troubled singer is facing a court battle over the two children with ex-wife Debbie Rowe. Although Rowe signed off all of her parental rights to Jackson five years ago, she is now attempting to gain custody of the pair and has claimed the children were fathered by an anonymous sperm donor, not Jackson.

Reports that Prince Michael and Paris are "keeping their fingers crossed and hoping it's true" are unfounded (because I just made them up). But come on, Jackson as Daddy or some anonymous guy who couldn't be bothered with fatherhood and just wanted money for jacking off? I know who I'd prefer... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 12, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kate Moss Proves She's Human, And Shock! Throws Up!

Katemoss_1Ahh, good to hear Kate Moss isn't immune to the one downside of alcohol. The model made an appearance at the Isle of Wight music festival over the weekend, and, well, let's just say she had a wee bit too much to drink, in typical I'm-A-Model-But-Shagging-A-Musician type manner. Early on in the evening, after introducing Primal Scream to the stage (pictured), she was seen swigging straight 35% proof Jagermeister liqueur, enjoying the music. Hours later, after stocking up on more beers, and riding every gravity-defying sideshow ride on offer, Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie had to hold her hair back as she was ralphing up her stomach's contents in a corner of the VIP area. A source blabbed 'things went pear-shaped for Kate and she started chucking up, but around 1.30am she was back on form. She must have totally cleaned up as she looked fresh as a daisy'. That bitch. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 12, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 7, 2006 9:35 AM

Patrick Swayze Takes To The London Stage

SwayzeNo, he won't be jumping on this week's celebrity bandwagon and getting his man-boobs oiled up by a German porn star. At least, not in public. Instead, it's just been announced that Patrick is about to kick off a run on the London stage playing Nathan Detroit in Guys And Dolls. It's for eight weeks only, and he'll be joined by foghorn-voiced former soap star Claire Sweeney. Okay, so that's not a selling point. But if your heart was set aflutter by Pat's twinkling toes in Dirty Dancing all those decades years ago, you'll be wanting to grab tickets now. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 7, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 6, 2006 10:14 PM

See Sienna Miller's Titties

Siennamillertoplessbeach_1Ok, so this technically isn't gossip. But for the lads out there, I thought I'd be generous and show you Sienna Miller's boobies, seen as how they're floating around on every other 'sleb gossip website. Click on the link below to take a proper ogle at the topless trollop on holiday in the south of France. [Katherine Hannaford]

Siennanaked

Posted by Katherine on June 6, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

Lucy Benjamin Storms Celeb X Factor Final

Congratulations to former soap-star Lucy Benjamin, who won the latest series of X Factor: Battle Of The Stars - beating off rugby star Matt Stevens in the final. She was the 2/1 favourite to win, despite claiming at the start of the series that she couldn't sing a note. Judge for yourself with this clip of her first performance, performing Corinne Bailey Rae's 'Put Your Records On'.

Or, if you're a paid-up masochist and would rather make your ears bleed, try 'Dr' Gillian McKeith's rendition of 'I Just Wanna Make Love To You', which unaccountably failed to propel her to the final. Click on the Play button below, and make sure you have some smelling salts to hand. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 6, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 5, 2006 8:49 PM

Britney Spears Finally Files Divorce Papers

Britney_7Hoo-hoo-ha, have we got news for you, courtesy of everyone's favourite rag, News Of The World. The British publication has made claims that Britney Spears, seen here in rather attractive curlers like the rashers-slinging housewife she is, has filed preliminary divorce papers. A friend of the former pin-up confessed 'she is serious about it and even though she’s pregnant she knows that she has to get things moving.' According to the source, she is 5 months pregnant, and will soon be a single mother, living in a trailer with any luck, K-Fed having somehow bamboozled her into handing over her dwindling loot. If I knew how to read tarot cards, I would've predicted this eons ago. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 5, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (4)

You're In For A Chance With Jonathan Rhys Meyer: He's Single!

JonathanrhsmeyerdreamworIt was only two days ago I was reading about Jonathan Rhys Meyers's love for his girlfriend, in the latest Glamour, seething with jealousy, and now, here's evidence someone listens to my fervent prayers late at night. Their relationship has gone bust. Ya-hoooo!! A source told the Sunday Mirror 'they were arguing a lot and decided to call it a day', yet 'everyone is hoping they'll patch things up, though.' Oh, go and rain on my parade already. His girlfriend, Reena Hammer (No, I doubt there's a relation between her and MC), is only 19, and have apparently had a stormy relationship. Last year, Jonathan was arrested for suspicion of hitting her, but it later emerged she had hit him. You can come and cry on my shoulder any day, Jonathan. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 5, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

Heather Mills in German sex book shocker

Heathermills_1Not happy with my news last week that Heather Mills is a one-legged trollop? Well here's some more fuel to light your fire. Allegedly she made a German sex-book back in the days of 1988, titled 'Die Freuden Der Liebe'. And no, that doesn't translate to 'Die evil wench who stole Paul McCartney from me, I could've had a chance with him, you trike', (as I orginally thought), it apparently means 'The Joys of Love.' The explicit photos apparently show her having sex with a German 'musclebound hunk'; rubbing baby oil into him; and her being handcuffed as he undresses her. Yes, you can go have a cold shower now, I've finished. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 5, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (3)

June 1, 2006 9:27 PM

Rebecca Loos and James Hewitt Slay Rock DJ on Celeb X Factor

And that's slay as in 'murder'. Yes, last night's X Factor: Battle Of The Micro-Celebs Stars was a corker, mainly due to the latest Loos/Hewitt duet. Yes, it's Robbie Williams' Rock DJ with James Hewitt rapping and Rebecca Loos... well, singing isn't quite the word. Oh my. The fun starts around 1min 20secs into the clip that's been uploaded to YouTube. Have some savlon handy - it's ear-bleeding stuff.

Oh, and when you've finished, it's worth visiting the YouTube page for the user comments: "She is hot," says one person, to which the first reply is from 'geekraver': "Nope, can't agree. She's a vacuous whore." Victoria Beckham, that pseudonym isn't fooling anybody... Click below to watch the performance anyway.  [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Did Pete Doherty take an EasyJab on his EasyJet Flight?

Dohertygetty It looks like Pete Doherty won't be off to Majorca this summer then - at least not on a cheap flight. Yes, he's been banned from EasyJet flights after a kerfuffle on board flight EZY5135 from Gatwick to Barcelona, where he was due to play a festival. This story says the flight crew found "a syringe hidden in a bin, covered in blood" in the plane's loo, and that Pete got "agitated and aggressive" when for some strange reason he came under suspicion ("Me? Caught taking heroin in a plane toilet? With MY reputation?")

Insert your own 'I remember when you got blood-covered syringes for free on flights, now EasyJet make you buy your own on-board' joke here. EasyJet? QueasyJet more like. Etc etc. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney's Anti-Kevin Poem

Britney_6 How much negative K-Fed news can you handle in a day? Hopefully you've got a bottomless chasm to fill up with rumours Britney and Kevin are going to split soon, cos gosh, there's alot of them out there. I just had a quick peek at Britney Spears's official website, where recently she has been publishing her poetry, and this new poem doesn't come as much of a shock. Titled 'Remembrance of Who I Am', it appears to be aimed at Kevin, with lines such as 'How do you stand sleeping at night...The sins of the father, what you do, you pass down, no wonder why I lost my crown...My crown is back and it's way too high for you to be in my presence, especially my son.' Below the poem is a picture of Britters pulling a rude hand gesture, which hopefully means their inevitable divorce is just past the cornershop. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 1, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Leaky Kevin Federline Can't Be Trusted

KfedcleanshavenK-Fed, (seen here clean shaven with a new 'do, for Item magazine), is apparently under criticism for causing most of the tabloid leaks written about him and his wife, Britney Spears. A source told US magazine 'Britney knows Kevin tells his friends information, knowing they will leak it to tabloids', and that 'they sell stories for money. ... She is sick of him using her for them to profit.' According to this source, Britney has stopped telling Kevin key details, for instance that she was going to announce her pregnancy on the David Letterman show. Girl, we told you that dawg was toxic months ago, fo' shizzle. Put him out on the curb where he belongs, where one of the Olsen twins can pick him up. Match made in heaven. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 1, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 31, 2006 3:02 PM

Simon Cowell Leaps To Rebecca Loos' Defence. Quelle Surprise.

Oh, it's all kicking off in Celebrity X-Factor, although I missed the ignominious exit of Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee the other night. Sharon Osbourne is under fire for belittling Rebecca Loos live on-air, telling her she should wear some knickers. But would you believe it, Simon Cowell - a man presumably well-versed in the talents of women with false boobs and no knickers - apparently jumped to Rebecca's defence, telling Sharon to stop being so personal. However, the best part of this Mirror story is the bit where Kelly Osbourne apparently shouts "You're not a celebrity!" at Rebecca from the audience. Which needs no snarky comment from me... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on May 31, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 30, 2006 6:47 PM

Heather Mills Set To Hobble Down The Catwalk Again

HeathermillsIn order to move on from her break-up with Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills is returning to the catwalk, albeit one leg less this time 'round. The couple split earlier this month, apparently due to her 'boredom' with the wrinkly crooner. Heather has reportedly been snapped up by the prestigious modelling company Zone, as 'she's guaranteed to attract huge media interest,' a source told the Daily Star. She barely needs the money however, as it is believed Heather could gain anything between £20 million to £200 million in the divorce settlement with McCartney, leading many critics to label her a 'gold digger,' but I'm sure they're not worried - she can hardly chase after them with only one leg. Snap! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 30, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Relationship Watch, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (4)

See Robbie Williams' Football Stars Triumph

It's a wonderful thing when the worlds of football and celebrity collide, as Posh'n'Becks, Ashley'n'Cheryl and, er, Dwight'n'Jordan will testify. And never more so than last weekend at the Soccer Aid event, when an England team captained by Robbie Williams beat the Rest Of The World 2-1 in an entertaining match. Relive the goals thanks to this YouTube vid (below), which will leave readers outside the UK wondering who Jonathan Wilkes is and why he counts as a celebrity. Actually, it'll leave most UK readers wondering the same... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on May 30, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Robbie Williams, Sport Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 16, 2006 8:50 AM

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Gwyneth_1That we do, Ms. Lauper, that we do. And there's no better way to have fun than have a good bitch about penis sizes, which is something Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow shall be finding out shortly when they begin filming together. It has just been confirmed that the two exes of Brad Pitt are teaming up together to star in a new thriller, with Aniston playing the villain. The filming has been scheduled for 2008, giving Gwynnie ample time to raise her new son Moses, teaching him vital words such as 'Apple', 'Banana', 'Yoga', 'Evian', and 'Die, Brad, Die'. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 16, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 15, 2006 6:14 AM

Model Nearly Killed In Bathroom Blunder

SimanavaModels aren't exactly renowned for having a complete set of beers in their six-pack, but this story really takes the cake. Then regurgitates in up again in the bathroom stall. Tatyana Simanava (no, me either), apparently a Belarus-born model, was nearly killed last Thursday in New York whilst travelling on a luxury bus, after she mistook the exit door for the bathroom door, and fell onto the highway they were driving on, at 40mph. The all-beauty, no-brains model said in a statement 'I am not angry, but I would like that there are some changes made, that nothing like this can happen again', presumably the number one change she'd like to see made on luxury buses is a convenient pop-down mirror on the back of each seat, preventing numerous trips to the bathroom just for a few lines. The model was seriously injured, smashing her arm, dislocating her shoulder, and suffered major cuts to her body. At least she can now tout the heroin-chic look. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 15, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 13, 2006 5:20 AM

J.K. Rowling's Paper Dilemma

'Jk_rowlingHarry Potter' author J.K. Rowling has a very special message for all you Potterites - stop bleedin' well sending her paper! She famously said in an interview once that she finds it hard to buy lined paper in her home city of Edinburgh, so fans, eager to speed along the writing process of the 7th book, began sending her pads and pads of paper. 'I've now got enough paper to write several book sevens,' she said, 'So no excuse there.' Well, at least she'll never be short of toilet paper now! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 13, 2006 in Harry Potter, Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 9, 2006 10:11 AM

Brad, Jen...And Mr. T?!

MrtWhat do the three above have in common, apart from good looks, brains, and sex-appeal? Why, they're all tangled up in another Hollywood drama together, what fun! After finally selling their marital home, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are on the look-out for a new pad to make home. Apart from each other, that is. Jennifer has reportedly snapped up Mr T's (from the A-Team), Tudor-style house in Illinois to be closer to that man-bear she's beeen fondling, Vince Vaughn. On the other hand, Brad Pitt has decided to buy a house in the Dominican Republic, after he 'fell in love with the island' whilst filming there. So where does this leave Mr. T, other than homeless? Let's hope he doesn't have to fly to his new house, fool! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 9, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston | Permalink | Comments (3)

Nicole Kidman Has Another Whine About Tom

NicolekidmanNicole Kidman has recently come out of the closet and revealed the inside story of her divorce with Tom Cruise. She coughed up the juicy goss to bizarrely, America's Ladies' Home Journal magazine, confessing that when Tom landed her with the divorce papers in 2001, it 'was a major shock.' She went on, saying 'I always knew the rug was going to be taken out from underneath me at some stage...I didn't think it was going to happen in the way it happened.' Allegedly Kidman was similarly devastated when Tom and Katie Holmes's baby was born, a source close to Kidman revealed 'this baby means Katie Holmes will be in Tom's life forever. Nicole always cherished the special bond adopting gave her and Tom, now he will share that bond with Katie.' That's right, he'll now share that special 'adopting' bond with Katie too. Glad to see someone knows the truth. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 9, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (0)

Scarlett Johansson Refuses To Go Nude

Vanityfairnaked_2Scarlett Johansson, who has a £2.3 million advertising deal with L'Oreal, isn't exactly in the good books with the cosmetic giant - for refusing to go nekkid. Apparently Johansson, who up till now has been quite renowned for showing her ample assets off at every opportunity, has editorial control over her deal with L'Oreal, and is flat out refusing to strip for them, determined to shed her sex kitten image. A source admitted to The Mail on Sunday there 'were a few heated exchanges,' as L'Oreal spent 'a fortune' on her for her 'sexy screen siren glamour.' I'm surprised it's taken Scarlett this long to cotton on that nobodies interested in her acting, the only reason she has her alabaster mug every which way you look is because a heaving mound of mammaries come attached! Yes, I'm jealous, sob. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 9, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Scarlett Johansson | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 8, 2006 1:24 PM

Dang! No Cute Guys In Albert Square Anymore!

East_jake_genericWell, except for that gorgeous Deano, but I'll be damned if I'm ever going to perve on a youngster. What a body though, whew! Anyway, everyone's beloved Jake Moon is apparently leaving the Square, the actor, Joel Beckett, recently said that he's 'thoroughly' enjoyed his time on the show, 'It's been a great experience, one which I'll never forget. However, I now feel that it is the right time to move on and further my career.' The executive producer hasn't let slip on exactly how he will exit the show, but promises it will be 'explosive'...Let's hope he suicide-bombs the cell Johnny Allen is locked up in, that'll be the only way I'll be happy to see gorgeous Jake Moon depart Eastenders. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 8, 2006 in Hot Gossip, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 5, 2006 5:46 PM

Katie Holmes Realises The Awful Truth

Poorthekatie Right, you're an up-and-coming Hollywood starlet who's just had Tom Cruise's baby, you're about to become Mrs Cruise (assuming you can shift the post-baby bump), and you've been welcomed into the bosom of Scientology. Life is sweet, huh? Or is this the moment when it suddenly all hits home? I'm saying nothing. Oh, except that the other pictures from Sky's image gallery of the MI: III premiere are just as funny. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on May 5, 2006 in Baby Watch, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Pete Burns Jailed - And Likes It!

PeteburnsOh gawd. It's enough to turn someone off their Crunchy Nut cereal, but we have a duty to inform you of all the latest goss - pleasant or otherwise. News from Pete Burns's camp has been very quiet of late, we presume because he was in celeb recuperation central, The Priory. However, we've heard on the Star Trip grapevine that Burns has been jailed for breaking bail conditions, imposed on him for the harrassment of several ex-boyfriends. Just last week he was electronically tagged, and told to stay outside of the M25 except for court appearances, however broke these conditions twice. He has since been jailed in Wandsworth Prison, where he hopefully smuggled in that simply gorgeous outfit (pictured) he wore to the Basic Instinct 2 premiere...Bet his fellow inmates would luuurve that. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 5, 2006 in Big Brother, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (4)

May 4, 2006 1:37 PM

Footballers Wives Packing Their (Small) Bags

Oh, what's a footballer's wife to do? According to this story, the England squad's wives and girlfriends have been told by the FA that they have to travel light, or pay for their luggage themselves. So unless they stump up, it's one suitcase and one piece of hand luggage only on the plane to Germany - just like the rest of us plebs in other words. Although you have to feel for Posh and chums, who will presumably be spending the rest of this month jumping up and down on their suitcases to try and squeeze in a month's worth of designer gear. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on May 4, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Sport Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

Liam Gallagher Feels His Age

LiamWithout an ounce of jealousy, Liam Gallagher has admitted that newcomers Arctic Monkeys are a 'decent' band but said they make him feel 'awkward'. Speaking of lead singer Alex Turner, he said 'I like him, I do, and he is definitely a bit of a genius lyricist, but he is still a kid...He was eight when Definitely Maybe came out. What the f**k am I, a 38-year-old supposed to say to that? They make me feel awkward.' Don't worry Liam old boy, I'm sure a couple of litres of vodka will make you get over it, just don't go anywhere near a plane, will you? [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 4, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

May 3, 2006 10:47 AM

Tom Pushes Katie To The Haagen Dazs Filled Edge

TomkatieAlways eager to create controversial headlines, (and us bloggers are oh so willing to participate), Tom Cruise has reportedly signed his wife-to-be up to a 'Buff Brides' exercise course. Whilst it is the norm for celeb mothers to lose their baby fat as quickly as possible, it's still not medically recommended, and Katie Holmes' father is certainly not a fan. 'My daughter needs rest, relaxation, and recuperation...I simply can't go along with what's happening,' he huffed recently, in response to Tom's plans to have his fiancee lose three stone in time for their wedding this summer. Let's hope she turns to fellow celeb-mother Catherine Zeta-Jones for inspiration, or some yummy Haagen Dazs she no doubt deserves. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 3, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 2, 2006 2:04 PM

Hey Doherty, Leave Those Kids Alone!

Weird press release of the week is here, telling the tale of a schoolboy band who blagged their way onto the bill at a Babyshambles gig last week. The Illiterati are a five-strong band from Bournemouth who turned up to last Thursday's gig with instruments in hand, in protest at the gig being for over-18s only. "They thought of sneaking in, then decided to try and play," says the band's manager. "It was so outrageous, we thought it might work. With the gig being last-minute, we were hoping to cash in on the chaos."

The boys played four songs, and even got to hang out with Babyshambles later. "They spent a lot of time in the dressing room with Pete and the other band members," says the marketing manager for the Twisters venue where the gig took place. Hang on a minute. Five 16/17 year olds spent "a lot of time" in a small dressing room with Pete Doherty? Do their parents know? If they were my children, I'd rather they were hanging around street corners ramraiding off-licences then happy slapping the owners, frankly. It's safer. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on May 2, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Guy Ritchie Doesn't Get The Message

Madonna_vf_50Clearly unflustered by the critical and commercial stinker that was Swept Away, Guy Ritchie is at it again. Working with the missus, I mean. But thankfully this time it's a behind-the-scenes documentary about Madonna's upcoming Confessions On The Dancefloor tour. "Things have been rocky between them of late, and they both feel this will give them something to concentrate on outside their relationship," a source says. Which I'd translate as: 'Work's dried up for Guy, so he's following Madonna round on tour with a camera, to check she's not boffing her keyboardist'. Something like that, anyway. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on May 2, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Marlboro Employs Paris Hilton

ParisAck, close enough, anyway. She recently said how she adores the way she looks when she smokes, that 'smoking is so sexy. It's like so cool how you all smoke everywhere in the UK.' Well, not anymore Paris, as whilst you're encouraging impressionable young whippersnappers like myself to take up the dirty cancer-stick, the rest of Britain is gearing up towards the non-smoking ban which will affect every pub in several years. And what of Dot Branning, the ciggie-addicted old bat on your nan's favourite show, Eastenders? She will be forced to quit too, as even the Beeb will be pushing the ban. Here's hoping ol' Dot will turn to something a bit healthier, like crack. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 2, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Sienna Pops The Pills

Sienna_2Alas, she has not joined Pete Doherty in the throes of smacked-up passion amidst dirty laundry, broken guitar strings, and empty chicken pot noodle containers in his Hackney flat. Yet. No, she is popping £200-a-pack boob pills, hoping for a 'natural' boob job to work wonders, since losing about 476 stone and dropping down to a measly 7st 5lbs. The herbal capsules apparently promise to increase your mamms by a cup size, giving her the perfect excuse for popping in for a bit of silicone/saline injection in the meantime. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 2, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Jack White's Coke Trip

JackwhiteAfter telling you a few weeks ago about Jack White's ad for Coca Cola, we're pleased to let you know it's going to air very shortly on UK TV. Sort of. If you're a keen White Stripes fan, better start swigging the caffeinated coffee in order to stay up until 1.55am this Sunday morning, to watch Channel 4's Album Chart Show where it will be screened for the first - and only time ever, on UK television. If 2am is far past your bedtime, then you can head over to Coke's website, where they will be showing the ad for a limited time only. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 2, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jamie Oliver Attacked By A Swarm Of Young Brats

JamieoliverWe're sure he gets this at home with Jools and the girls. On a recent follow-up to Jamie's School Dinners for Channel 4, a group of schoolchildren had obviously had enough of living off carrot-sticks and granola bars and started to attack him, reportedly shouting abuse and hurling yoghurt pots at the chef. A source later blabbed to The People, 'A few teenagers decided they'd get back at Jamie with a typical schoolboy prank. Jamie was a bit cross but he managed to laugh it off.' Yeh, laughed it all off through gritted teeth, vowing never to help nourish bratty children again, cursing them to a life of osteoporosis and diabetes. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 2, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 1, 2006 10:07 AM

Helena Bonham Carter...And Sexy Lingerie? Argh!

Helena2_1 In perhaps the most revolting fashion news since Karl Lagerfield donned gloves and a fan, Helena Bonham Carter reportedly woke up one morning and thought 'I've got to do something other than act', and decided to unleash an assault against our eyeballs. Yes, the woman renowned for her eccentric fashion sense is launching a sexy lingerie range at Harrods, titled 'Pantaloonies.' The first collection is called 'Bloomin' Bloomers', and will be featuring a selection of Victorian camisoles, mop caps and, yep, bloomers. A collective 'darn it!' can no-doubt be heard throughout the male population as they read this. If this is a subtle tip to husband Tim Burton that she will forever be sexually chaste, hand him right over to me, I'll devour that great hunk-a-spunk. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (2)

April 27, 2006 9:50 AM

Paris Hilton Is Ugly, Shock!

ParisburgerstoryNetgeeks, or Paris-purists will remember Paris Hilton's banned advertisement for Carl's Jr. burgers, but did you know she actually won an 'ugly' award for her role as an...err...car-washing burger vixen on heat? True. She picked up the unflattering award for the second year running, in the 'good bad and ugly' awards which are presented to women in advertising. I'm sure there's plenty of horned-up men out there who are surprised by that, but boys, just because you printed the ad out and stuck it on your toilet door, doesn't mean it's good advertising. Let's hope her next inevitible advertising gamble pays off. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on April 27, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 26, 2006 9:55 AM

See Pictures Of Suri! Ok, So They're Invisible...

Tom_2Check out this surprisingly funny You-Tube clip of Tom Cruise with an invisible BlackBerry, showing off pictures of his new daughter Suri, at an Mission Impossible 3 Primetime 20-20 special. Obviously with no more gags up his sleeve, he copied a moment from an interview the previous week. If you cast your minds back a few months, you'll remember he also copied the couch-jumping gag on Oprah many times too. Tom, Tom, get some new material will you, we're bored already. Well, until the real photos of Suri surface anyway. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on April 26, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 25, 2006 3:16 PM

Kevin Is 'Playing With Fire'

Kevinfederline_1Kevin Federline shocked the world the other night for not only managing to get a haircut, but proving that yes, he can actually sing. Err...If you call rapping about his money and bodyguards singing, that is. The wifebeater singlet-prone popstar flew solo for his first gig, reportedly ordering his wife Britney Spears to miss the 'landmark' event. A source said 'Kevin didn't want Britney overshadowing him on the red carpet,' so supposedly broke the news gently at a plush Las Vegas restaurant, resulting in Britney rushing away from their table in tears. We all know the truth though, don't we darling readers? Surely they were tears of relief, at not having to witness such an inevitably embarassing performance. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on April 25, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Back For Good?

Takethat_1After Sunday's dubious comeback performance, Take That have announced Robbie Williams will be joining them, live, and in person at their upcoming Manchester gig, and possibly for more shows. The no-doubt relieved Gary Barlow said "I don't know which dates but he has told Mark Owen he is definitely coming back." And, if that's not enough for you nostalgic ninnies out there, they are apparently working on new material, planning to release an album, and as Gary claims, 'another Christmas No. 1 would be perfect." Perfect stocking tat for the kids, doncha think? (Ahem, as long as it's under a tenner, that is. All these bands reforming and releasing 'comeback' albums is proving to be a rather expensive hobby.)[Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on April 25, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Davina's Not So Chatty Now

DavinaGreat news everyone! Davina McCall's 'ratings-challenged' chat-show has been axed! Woo-hoo, finally freeing up BBC One for some more glorious Eastenders repeats, we shall await with bated breath. BBC One controller Peter Fincham was quoted as saying "Davina played in a very challenging slot, at the moment we don't have any plans to bring Davina back but we remain committed to working with Davina McCall on a long term basis." Argh, darn it, seems like we need to make a few more birthday wishes to get her off the telly altogether. [Katherine Hannaford

Posted by Katherine on April 25, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 20, 2006 2:02 PM

Tom & Katie Spoil Everyone's Fun

Tom_cruise_katie_holmesForgive the delay on this story - I was so busy researching tasty placenta recipes that I forgot to post about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby joy. Yes, Baby Suri has arrived, weighing in at a bouncing 7 pounds 7 ounces. The name means 'princess' in Hebrew, 'red rose' in Persian and 'pickpocket' in Japanese (the Telegraph points out that the official press release only mentioned the first two. Funny that.)

However, there's a disappointing lack of news on whether Katie managed to keep her trap shut during the birth, or if Tom dived on the afterbirth with a knife and fork. "But what do the cast of Mission Impossible III think about it?" you're probably asking. Well, your luck's in - according to this story, they're variously thrilled or tight-lipped-on-privacy grounds.

Weirdly, Brooke Shields gave birth on the same day - she had a memorable spat with Cruise last year over anti-depressant drugs. It'll be interesting to see what happens if the two bairns ever meet in the playground... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on April 20, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 18, 2006 9:04 PM

Paris Hilton On Your Phone (No, Not That Video Again)

Would you like to get your sweaty palms on Paris Hilton? Soon you'll have a chance. Get set for Paris Hilton: The Mobile Game, which has been announced today by a company called Gameloft, whose past hits include a game called Midnight Poker. Insert your own home-vids joke here, folks.

Posted by Stu on April 18, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jack White's Coke Ad Leaks

CokeadAnd when I say 'leak', that's presumably an officially sanctioned leak to get all us bloggers frantically talking about the new Coke ad. Those clever marketing types... Anyway, Jack White out of the White Stripes has written a song for a new fizzy-drink commercial, and a clip has been posted on Youtube. Doubtless the internetweb messageboards will be buzzing with accusations about selling out, but I think it's quite catchy. There, I've said it.

(Via NME.com)

Posted by Stu on April 18, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Tom Cruise Planning Post-Natal Placenta Snack

TomcruiseLook, there's nothing specifically bad or wrong about tucking into the placenta after your baby's been born. Plenty of people do it (I think), and it's perfectly natural. Got that? It's just that when the person happily munching away is Tom Cruise... well, make up your own mind. "I thought that would be good," he's told GQ magazine. "Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and placenta right there." No news on whether Scientology forbids him from commenting on the tastiness (or otherwise) of the meal. Silence innit. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on April 18, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (50)

April 13, 2006 12:57 PM

The Hef's Octogenarian Birthday Party

Philton2Contrary to popular belief, Paris Hilton doesn't always wear just her underwear. She reserves it for special occasions, like when Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner celebrates his 80th birthday. Guests were asked to attend in either lingerie or pyjamas, so Paris was more than willing to oblige. Take a look at some video highlights of the night, including Paris forgetting the words to 'Happy Birthday' and Oscar winners Three 6 Mafia singing a tribute to the big Hef. One thing Paris got right in her 'speech' is that Hef may be 80, but he acts like 20 and looks like 40. Damn, I'd hit it. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on April 13, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 12, 2006 5:44 PM

Fight Jack Black

JackblackNot for real - rest assured that his lawyers are bigger and meaner than yours. Instead, you could soon be duking it out with Jack via Xbox Live, Microsoft's online console network. The Beeb reports that Microsoft has signed a deal with Paramount Pictures that'll allow Xbox 360 owners to download trailers and graphics from the studio's upcoming movies, but more importantly will let some lucky gamers play online against their stars, including Mr Black. Is he a big gamer? Well, there'll doutbless be thousands of sweaty-palmed joypad-ninjas doubtless queuing up to find out. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on April 12, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Elton John Selling Off Clothes: World Dons Sunglasses in Preparation

The papers and celeb-sites are having a field day with 'Sir Elton Cleans Out His Closet' headlines, reporting that Elton's flogging off 10,000 items of clothing to raise money for his AIDS Foundation charity. They're being sold from a temporary shop in Manhattan, and include garments from Versace, Prada, Gucci and Louis Vuitton. "David and I had great fun collecting and wearing these extraordinary clothes," says Elt. Not half as much fun as the rest of us had looking at them... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on April 12, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 11, 2006 5:52 PM

Pete Doherty Is A Lightweight

Petedohertymug_1That's right, if you read our report on Pete's antics in Austria over the weekend, then it'd be safe to say he can't hold his booze. Or illicit substances. We've found some great Pete Doherty mechandise for you readers to snap up, ditch the old 'Free Winona' t-shirt (sooo 2001), and start parading 'round town in your very own 'Pete Doherty is a lightweight' t-shirt. Available in many sizes, colours, and styles, (and mugs!) it's an easy way to tell Kate Moss you can handle your drinks (or drugs, natch) like a man. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on April 11, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Lindsay Dissed In Favour Of Naomi

Lindsay_1Uh-oh, things aren't so good in lollipop-head land. News came to us a few weeks ago that Lindsay Lohan was set to be the new face of prestigious Louis Vuitton, but alas, she has now been dumped in favour of that BlackBerry-wielder, Naomi Campbell. According to a source, 'they thought Lindsay was too American for their global brand,' so they chose Naomi because, y'know, she'd frighten anyone enough to scuttle into the Louis Vuitton boutique, anything to avoid her wrath and the harsh swarovski-crystalled edges of her mobile phone. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on April 11, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Geddit? Second Time Around? Geddit?

NicmichaelboltonLast month we reported on Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton's engagement, now our worst fears have been confirmed, that Bolton has coerced Sheridan into recording a duet with him. That former mullet-head sure chose his victim well, he claims she has a 'strong pitch', which everyone knows is code for 'we'll-be-hiring-someone-to-overdub-her-vocals.' Soon we can hear the sweet, sweet chords of love playing over the radio, to the tune of Sinatra's 'The Second Time Around,' which will be appearing on his 'Bolton Swings Sinatra' album. Surely something to look forward to, don't mind me whilst I go and slit my wrists... [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on April 11, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Paltrow Baby: It's Moses!

GwynethYes, Chris'n'Gwyneth have opted against calling their new sprog Tangerine or Raspberry, in favour of something more Biblical. Yes, the couple's bouncing new baby boy is called *drum roll* Moses. Assuming the little fella didn't arrive with a full beard and stone tablets in hand, inspiration for the name may have come from the Coldplay tune 'Moses', which hasn't actually been released on a studio album. Either that, or they're planning to put a strict Supernanny-beating regime in place along the lines of 'Thou Shalt Not Vomit Down Mum's Oscar Dress' variety.

Still supermodel Helena Christensen has visited the happy mother and baby in hospital, and told reporters that "the baby is gorgeous". Which, if the name hadn't already been revealed, would have been extremely confusing... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on April 11, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 10, 2006 8:57 PM

Kiefer Signs On For More 24

Kiefer_2"My name's Jack Bauer, and this is the worst day of my life. Oh, apart from the last seven." Yes, Kiefer Sutherland has signed on for three more seasons of 24 in a whopping $40 million deal, which by my reckoning equals an hourly wage of more than $550,000. Which sure beats shelf-stacking down Tescos, unless minimum-wage legislation has moved on since the last time I had a summer job. Kiefer is also mulling over the prospect of a 24 movie, which will condense a day of action into just two hours. Well, it should at least be easier on the Bauer bladder. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on April 10, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Mourinho's Flu Fears Fade

If you wondered why Chelsea manager Jose "I'm more scared of the bird flu than football" Mourinho was looking so chipper on Sunday afternoon, wonder no more. No, Jose wasn't punching the air and running onto the pitch because his team was smashing four goals past West Ham. It's actually because he heard before kick off that his budgerigar had been given the all-clear. Honest. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on April 10, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Another Fruit Pie Has Been Pulled From The Oven

GwynethappleCongatulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, who have sprung another child from their loins, reportedly a baby boy. The bub was born by C-section over the weekend, and there is no word yet on the name of the unfortunate adorable little tyke. Let's all look forward to many more fruit-related puns. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on April 10, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 7, 2006 4:26 PM

Why Does Everything Have To Be So Complicated?

Sqderyckavrilsmooch2Poster children for the pop-punk movement getting hitched? Oh, that's sooo 1976. Avril Lavigne, barely 21, and her fiance, Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley, 26, got engaged last summer, and if reports are true, will be walking down the safety-pin strewn aisle later this year. The 'Complicated' singer told friends to expect a 'traditional white wedding' this summer, and for the reception to have circus performers, comedians, and rock bands playing throughout. Yawn. We're bored already.

Posted by Katherine on April 7, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

LinkrosieodonnellWe all heard about how lethal Naomi Campbell is with her Swarovski-encrusted BlackBerry, but who would win in a fight between her and Rosie O'Donnell? Both parties are famed for their large mouths, and Rosie has certainly proved the width of hers, by mouthing off about Naomi: 'I would actually like to fight her. I think for all the people that she's beaten up, I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass.' Sure, Naomi may have her ritzy weapons, but half-a-tonne of lard has got to be more dangerous than a phone? That's not to say Rosie doesn't have any weapons, we're sure she has a plethora of, well, toys she could bitch-whip Naomi with. What do you think, dear readers? Cast your votes below as to who would win in a duel.

Posted by Katherine on April 7, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Life's Either The Pitts, Or Very Jolie

BradangelinaMy, how fast does gossip fly? Less than 24 hours after we reported on Brad and Angelina's reported spat, word comes all the way from Africa that the loved-up duo have chosen the third world country Namibia to host the event which will go down in history, The Birth of The Chosen One. Reports claim Pitt and Jolie have booked into a 4 star resort for the next 3 months, intent on giving birth there, due to their mutual fondness of Africa. 'Angelina is passionate about Africa and thinks the idea of her and Brad's child having an African passport is really cool,' commented a source close to the pair. With only a few weeks to go until the birth, the rest of the world no doubt waits with bated breath. Or is that just us?

Posted by Katherine on April 7, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 6, 2006 1:30 PM

A Day In The Life Of Lindsay Lohan

GeorgeclooneyAfter Lisa Snowden and Teri Hatcher, it seems George Clooney finally has some good taste within that rippled, muscly, toned, handsom...Sorry , where were we? Ahh, right, that slapper Lindsay Lohan. Apparently homegirl is trying to get her hooks into our meat, George, but he shunned her, at a recent night-out at Bungalow 8 in New York. And in other La Lohan news, reportedly she, along with Kate Moss and Courtney Love, are to go on holiday together in Hawaii. That would explain the sudden hike in price of Bolivian marching powder in Maui, then.

Posted by Katherine on April 6, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Katie's Beach-Ball Tum Sparks Rumours

Holmesfakepregnancy Poor Katie Holmes. As if the prospect of a silent Scientological birth and her baby being whisked off for thetan testing (probably) wasn't enough, Katie's having to put up with scurrilous rumours on whether she is actually pregnant. Defamer is the latest to question the whole affair, pointing out that the starlet's thin face and arms contrast with her beach-ball stomach, making up "all the classic indicators of an imminent fake delivery". Ouch!

Over on Popbitch the posting has sparked a lively debate, with people piling into the 'is she or isn't she?' argument. Oh, and advising Katie not to keep quiet during the birth after all. "Tell Mr Cruise to take his turkey baster and shove it," counsels one. Didn't that happen nine months ago?

Posted by Stu on April 6, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Harry Potter Author Slams 'Talking Toothpicks'

Rowling Okay, so we haven't yet succumbed to the cult of Potter (Harry, not Dennis). But we have to stand up and applaud author J.K. Rowling for joining Pink in putting the boot into stick-thin models and society girls. And more importantly, for being funny with it. Not only did she attack models for being "empty-headed, self obsessed, emaciated clones", but she went on to claim that "their only function appears to be supporting the trade in overpriced handbags and rat-sized dogs." Get in!

We look forward to a thinly-disguised Paris Hilton character appearing in the next Potter novel - perhaps making a rude sex tape with Draco Malfoy, who then turns love-rat and distributes it throughout Hogwarts. Or perhaps not.

Posted by Stu on April 6, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (2)

Eminem Tells Kim to Sling Her Hook. Again.

Eminem Oh, the romance. Boy meets girl. Boy marries girl. Boy becomes the world's top-selling rapper. Boy divorces girl. Boy raps about murdering girl and stuffing her body in his car boot. Boy marries girl again. Then... Er, boy divorces girl. Again. Yes, Eminem has split with childhood sweetheart Kim a matter of months after the couple married for a second time.

Well, at least it'll give him plenty of material if he ever does another album. We can't help wondering what sparked this second break-up though. Had Kim forgotten Em's habit of farting under the bedcovers? Did he burn the toast one too many times? Or did he open up the car boot with that look in his eye? We'll have to wait to find out...

Posted by Stu on April 6, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 5, 2006 4:27 PM

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Mother Paris

Thumb_preoscarparty1In possibly the world's most offensive comparison, the perpetually perky Paris Hilton is apparently set to play...Mother Theresa. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you. The House of Wax acting disaster is on the short list to play the Nobel Peace Prize winner, which is to be directed by India's T. Rajeevnath. '(Hilton's) features resemble Mother Teresa's,' he commented, adding that he first stumbled across the idea whilst reading about Paris in Playboy magazine. Shooting is due to begin in early 2007, in West Bengal, and thankfully for Paris, will be in English. We all know how she doesn't like other languages, after all!

Posted by Katherine on April 5, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Pete's Mad For Methadone

Petedoherty_1We're all aware of Pete Doherty's drug abuse, but isn't this taking things a little too far, old boy? A source saw Pete enter a pharmacist in London, swig a whole bottle of methadone (a heroin substitute drug), then drive off erratically. 'He is an absolute menace. How he has still got his licence is beyond me', the source commented. 'I don't think he was so out of it that he didn't know what he was doing,' he continued. 'When he spotted two police officers on horseback he calmed down and drove properly before going back to being a madman.' We don't mind though, we'd still hit it. Just.

Posted by Katherine on April 5, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

April 4, 2006 1:38 PM

The Beckhams Change Their Religion As Often As They Change Their Undies

TomcruiseKabbalah and Scientology, the two cults which Tinsletowners are wont to induldge in, are competing over who gets to brainwash kidnap embezzle money from recruit the Beckham family, new reports have stated. Rick Ross of Cultnews.com said 'each group's top recruiter has come knocking on the door, Tom Cruise from Scientology and Madonna for her beloved Kabbalah Centre.' Victoria has been seen reading 'Dianetics', by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and is very friendly with Katie Holmes, Tom's fiancee. Yet, in recent times she has been seen wearing a red Kabbalah string around her wrist. You wouldn't dare call the Beckhams indecisive or impressionable, geez.

Posted by Katherine on April 4, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kelly Osbourne Bares All...But Who Will Read It?

Kelly_1Let's see. Kelly Osbourne has had a failed TV career, music career, and tried her hand at designing accessories, now it appears she is indeed a chip of the old block, and will try her hand at writing an autobiography. Taking after her mothers footsteps, she said 'I am definitely going to write an autobiography, so watch out for it...There is no way I would ever do Celebrity X Factor, even though my mother is involved. And I would never even dream of releasing a fitness video with my brother Jack, even though we've both lost loads of weight recently'. Thank god for that.

Posted by Katherine on April 4, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 31, 2006 2:33 PM

Leo And LiLo

LindsayWhilst we're on the subject of coke...Lindsay Lohan has yet again been practising her man-swapping techniques, this week favouring the mid-90s Titanic victim, Leonardo Dicaprio. Apparently Lindsay, 19, and Leo, 32, have been swapping spit since New Years Eve, when he attended her party in Miami. Let's hope his maturity can help her overcome her eating disorder and the compulsion to shovel bucketloads of powder up her trunk.

Posted by Katherine on March 31, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

America's Most Wanted: Village People's Copper

VillagepeopleThat's right, folks. The cop, sorry, singer, was arrested earlier this week after being on America's Most Wanted list since September last year. Victor Willis was detained in San Francisco in relation to possessing cocaine and drug paraphernalia, a probation violation, and several other charges. We're sure going to the local Y.M.C.A. will sort him out. 'Young man, there's no need to feel down, young man, pick yourself off the ground...'

Posted by Katherine on March 31, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

'Podding Katie Up

Katie_holmesHungry for more evidence of Tom Cruise's insanity? The Sun claim he has given his victim fiancee, Katie Holmes, an iPod to buy her silence during childbirth. Literally. He's packed 300 of her favourite, 'most calming' songs onto the 'pod, 'but to use earphones so there’s no noise in the delivery room,' a source said. Scientology requires mothers to remain silent during childbirth, believing the mothers' screams to be traumatic for a baby to hear. We think seeing Tom's perpetual grinning face would be even worse for a baby.

Posted by Katherine on March 31, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 30, 2006 1:38 PM

Boo: Doin' The Do Once More

Bettyboo_1 It's old news that Betty Boo is making her comeback as one half of pop duo WigWam (the other half is Alex James out of Blur - it's a pouty/fringe supergroup!). But we hadn't realised that Ms Boo's also back as a solo artist too. She's playing London's G.A.Y. nightclub on April 1st, and the poster we saw this morning implies that she'll be playing all The Hits. Yes, Doin' The Do, Where Are You Baby, er, The Boo Megamix... We might turn gay for the night just to get in. Although rest assured, when rubbish X-Factor winner Shayne Ward plays the same club two weeks later, it'll be enough to turn us back straighter than Jeremy Clarkson hunting elks to a soundtrack of Manowar. Actually, that's still pretty gay.

Posted by Stu on March 30, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Never The Twain Shall Shoot

Shaniatwain Story of the day comes with the news of Shania Twain's involvement in a gory death. No, she didn't murder whoever came up with the song title I'm Gonna Getcha Good! Instead, Shania's equally exclamatory hit Man! I Feel Like a Woman! is at the centre of a UK court case involving a woman who accidentally shot her husband while performing a sexy dance to the track.

Linda West told a court yesterday that she was dancing to the song while holding a BSA500 gun, which then went off, shooting husband Gregory in the chest. At least one newspaper has been unable to resist the obligatory 'That didn't impress HIM much...' joke, but we wouldn't dream of stooping so low.

However, it has put us into campaigning mode. If Judas Priest were put on trial in 1990 for allegedly subliminally influencing teenagers to commit suicide, shouldn't Shania be in the dock for persuading British housewives to dance about in their smalls waving dangerous firearms at their husbands? We say take every Twain album off the shelves NOW, on those grounds! And because they're rubbish, obviously, but we think we're onto something with the shooting angle.

EDIT - And further proof comes from this story, about a drunk driver who avoided criminal charges after claiming that Shania communicates with him telepathically! Where will it all end...

Posted by Stu on March 30, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 28, 2006 2:35 PM

Pink...She's Just Missundaztood, Really

Pink_2Now, we always knew Pink was a bit, well, extreme, but this really takes the cake. She has revealed that when she was 13, her brother apparently stole her lesbian lover, something which she is still quite upset about, and consequently had therapy for. 'That kind of f**ked me up ... We held hands and we kissed and that was my girlfriend, that's what you do when you're 13! And she left me for my f**king brother! It was bizarre and twisted and f****d up and gross.' Geez. Seems like we were missing out on a helluvva lot of free porn back in primary school, curses!

Posted by Katherine on March 28, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Embrace Bag World Cup Track

So, after all the speculation, the FA have chosen Embrace to perform the official England World Cup song this summer. Forget 30 years of hurt - that's 4 mins 30 secs of intense pain right there, readers. But don't fear, it'll never stop us dreaming - specifically dreaming of how much better it would have been if they'd picked the Kaiser Chiefs. Although we'll formally retract this post if the song includes a Peter Crouch rap.

Posted by Stu on March 28, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 27, 2006 8:10 PM

Meat Is Murder (Especially When You Hit it With A Big Stick)

Morrissey Morrissey is refusing to tour Canada, in protest at the country's annual seal hunt. According to NME.com, the singer announced the boycott on his official website, albeit acknowledging that "the absence of any Morrissey concerts in Canada is unlikely to bring the Canadian economy to its knees". Does this mean that if we can arrange an impromptu seal-clubbing party in Chelmsford this August, we won't have to listen to his whingeing headline set at the V2006 Festival? Bonus.

Posted by Stu on March 27, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Time To Leave The Country

Rubbish For shame. Following last year's chart-topping Crazy Frog farrago, the UK was starting to regain its  musical credibility with the success of the Arctic Monkeys. But now we've gone and dashed it again. We blame the hordes of useless sons buying mother's day gifts at the last minute. What are we talking about? Why, the fact that this week's UK album chart is headed by bleach-blond X-Factor muppets Journey South - like Bucks Fizz without the women, tunes or Butlins tour (yet) - while the number two slot is taken by oh-alright-he's-quite-good-but-still-boring crooner Andy Abraham, from the same show.

In the same week, Prince's long-awaited new album charted at... wait for it... number nine. Admittedly, you probably wouldn't buy his raunch-fest for your mum, but it's still a good reason to dig our your passport and get started on those emigration plans. Journey South! At number one! Jesus. At least the Crazy Frog could dance, and had genitals...

Posted by Stu on March 27, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Stone: Not Rolling

ShazstoneSharon Stone doesn't want to make Basic Instinct 3 according to Hecklerspray, which at least puts her in agreement with 99% of the cinemagoing public. And given the reviews that BI2's been garnering this month, it's doubtful that any movie studio in their right mind would want to fund it. But what we want to know is what does this mean for professional dogger (and occasional footballer) Stan Collymore's nascent acting career? After an all-too-brief car-sex cameo in BI2, he was surely hoping for a larger role in the next film. And no, we won't let his character's gruesome death stop us from making a few weak jokes.

Posted by Stu on March 27, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 25, 2006 11:42 AM

Pink Gets Fugged

Pinktop Go Fug Yourself has some words of advice for Pink on the advisability (or otherwise) of this 'FUCK YOU!' top, which it aptly terms Stupid Rebellion. "You have a fairly legitimate claim to badassery, basically, which makes the overtness of the sweatshirt rather sad," says GFY. Although we have to say, looking at the photo, the shirt is more likely to be Pink's howl of rage aimed at her hairdresser...

Also on a Fugging tip, we have no idea who Rip Taylor is - and frankly we're too lazy to Google - but this picture really is marvellous.

Posted by Stu on March 25, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 24, 2006 6:40 PM

Gazza And Chazza In Love

GavinWe wrote last week about the conflicting stories regarding Gavin Henson and Charlotte Church's relationship, now another story has come from the Mirror claiming that Gavin is seriously considering proposing to his curvaceous Welsh partner-in-crime. He said "'I hope she'll ask me, but I suppose I'd better do it. We'd love a family together.' When Charlotte was asked what her answer would be, if Gavin popped the question, she reportedly squealed 'Probably, yes!'  Not that we care or anything...

Posted by Katherine on March 24, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Pete's Spinning Right 'Round

Pete_basic_mar06_big_300_3According to the Mirror's 3am girls, ex-Big Brother 'sleb and ex-Dead Or Alive Songstress, Pete Burns, has checked into the UK's Priory clinic. The mental health hospital, famous for housing everyone from Kate Moss to Charlotte Church's ma, is a haven for anyone willing to splurge £650 a night for the mental health/rehab facilities. A spokesman for Pete said 'Life has been very stressful for Pete since leaving Big Brother.' We're just thankful Pete finally has an excuse for the outfit he wore to the recent Basic Instinct 2 premiere!

Posted by Katherine on March 24, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Nicolette Loves Michael. Again.

Nicolette She may be part of one of the coolest TV shows the moment, but off-screen Nicolette Sheridan (who plays man-eating Edie Britt in the hit series) isn't too bothered about notching up those cool points. What makes me say that? She's only gone and gotten engaged to Michael Bolton. According to new magazine, they dated 14 years ago and rekindled their love when Nicolette split with her last fiance in October. They now plan to marry "as soon as possible".

Makes you shudder, doesn't it?

Posted by Aigua on March 24, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 23, 2006 7:23 PM

The Truth Is Out There

XfilesmulderscullyCould there be more X-Files on the way to please us nerds junkies? Gillian Anderson, who played Agent Dana Scully in the cult TV show, commented recently 'David Duchovny and I and creator Chris Carter are determined to do another...Hopefully, by the time we actually do it, whenever that is, people will still give a damn.' Anderson has reportedly been finding it tough securing new roles since she moved to the UK, 'In Hollywood, you are only as good as the last thing you were in and it's been a while since I've been in anything.' Well, we'd be mighty pleased to see you back on the small screen as Scully, Gillian! Just make sure to bring that hotstuff David Duchovny with you, phroar!

Posted by Katherine on March 23, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (4)

Avert Your Eyes

Paris_tink_mainWarning: If you're more than sick of Paris Hilton and co, we suggest you stop reading, for fear of your eyes going on a permanent strike. Apparently...gulp... Paris and her sister Nicky are to star in their own animated cartoon in the US. The picture to the left is the style in which the cartoon will be made, and it will reportedly be based on the Hilton heir's lives. We're just worried about the target audience, it's hardly suitable for the young whippersnappers out there, as all the Hilton's ever do is shop and sleep around! Not exactly worthy of a cartoon, we think...

Posted by Katherine on March 23, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

What Has Kenny Rogers Done To His Face?

Kennyrogers16189x182Not sure we need to say much to expand on that headline - head here to see what we mean. Our pet theory is that Ken has engaged a super-expensive cosmetic surgeon to do anything to distance him from the guys on MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com...

Posted by Stu on March 23, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Take Men To The Rivers!

JoanriversBy which we mean U.S. sleb magazine Globe, obviously, not the whole world. That would be silly. The latest issue has a bunch of revelations, including...

- Joan Rivers is hunting for a new man on the internetweb, having posted her details on dating site match.com. Not her true details, mind - apparently she's down as a youthful 67, rather than her actual age of 72. She wants men who are smart, funny and elegant, but hates blokes with body-piercings. Presumably because doing unnatural things to stretch your face is just wrong. Hang on...

- Globe also alleges that all may not be well in the Wales' household between Chaz and Camilla, saying that "the couple are barely civil in private, their once robust sex life [ew!] is a fading memory, and tghe distressed duchess can only see one escape - divorce." The mag only slightly dents the authority of its story with this quote from a 'witness' to a row between the couple over Christmas: "It looks like splitsville." Because ALL royal flunkeys talk like they're in The OC...

- Sir Michael of Jagger is dating an 18 year-old Argentinian model. Fancy that.

- Imagine an unholy mash-up between Noel Edmonds and OCD-detective-drama Monk. Americans don't have to imagine - they've got Howie Mandel, the host of US Deal or No Deal. He tells Globe about his severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and germophobia. "I don't shake hands. I wash mine 20 times a day. I touch nothing, I wash constantly," he says. In other words, Howie recoils from his contestants, which is strangely the exact reverse of what happens on UK DOND...

- Bill Clinton has been spotted at a "wild sex party". Fancy that.

Posted by Stu on March 23, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 21, 2006 7:37 PM

Jennifer Aniston Blurts Out More.

JenvogJennifer Aniston has lashed out at Brangelina (for definition here), telling US Vogue: "I'm tired of being part of this sick, twisted triangle." It's the second interview where Jennifer has spilled her heart out (the first being with Vanity Fair) and surprisingly, at the time of publication of each magazine... she's had a movie to promote. You can read bits of the interview in the new issues of heat and star magazine, though I can't find a copy online (sorry!)

So the rule is: she'll talk Brad when she needs the publicity. She's probably been over him for months. Jen says of the whole situation: "It just makes my skin crawl."

Stop talking about it then, woman...

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Kevin, Isn't $26 million A Tad Excessive?

Britney2 Crazy news from the Spenderline camp: Britney's back room staff have been adding up how much she's spent since marrying Kevin Federline and the figure is close to $26 million dollars. Kevin's lavish spending habits have cost La Brit:

- $3million on clubbing and gambling.
- £25,000 for a Harley-Davidson
- £100,000 for a 'Hummer'

As well as new property purchases with an estimated $16m figure on them and $7m on a private jet. Yiiiiiiiiikes!

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (3)

Liz Wanted More Size

Tomsizemore01Hugh Grant had Divine Brown, now we hear that whilst Hugh and Liz Hurley were together, she bedded Tom Sizemore. Yep, the porn-star who claims to have slept with over 2,000 women (including Paris Hilton,) alleges the beautiful Brit enjoyed 'several nights of passion' with him back in 1992, during Hugh and Liz's 13-year relationship. He told the News of the World rag that he 'fell totally head over heels in love' with her, 'Hugh was back in London and I really thought I'd win her over. It gave me great pleasure thinking of Hugh's smug, handsome face every time I was in bed with his girlfriend!' At least he had Divine Brown to console himself with.

Posted by Katherine on March 21, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 20, 2006 8:23 PM

Not Beautiful Enough For James Anymore

Blunt_2Girls, if you're like every other chickadee out there, chances are you're perving on James Blunt. Yep, caught out. Well, if reports are true, then you may well be in with a chance with the bewhiskered chap. Camilla Boler, James's girlfriend of 18months (the girl he wrote You're Beautiful about,) has apparently told her gal-pals she can't cope with all his non-stop travelling. One of her friends said "She is at her wits' end, she loves James - but in her heart of hearts she can't see how they can have a future together when he's always jetting around the world." As he's just embarked on a nine-month long world tour, we say he's pretty much available - go forth girls, don your tit-flop-tops, lippy, and heels!

Posted by Katherine on March 20, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Neigh!! 'Sleb Clothes Horsies

LohanFollowing in the footsteps of Leo Dicaprio's ex, Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Lohan is taking on the role as the next Louis Vuitton clothes-whore horse. Marc Jacobs, the luxury label's designer, apparently ordered the change, wanting a fresher, younger face to model the designs. This new deal will bring La Lohan a million dollars over the three year contract-period and undoubtedly see her swathed in the LV logo. Other 'sleb's desperate for the dough are Rachel Weisz, the new face for Burberry, and Keira Knightley, who's signed on to model for Chanel cosmetics.

Posted by Katherine on March 20, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Life Isn't Peachy In Paris

ParishiltonvidParis Hilton, seen here in all her glory, has reportedly ended her relationship with her second Greek shipping-heir of the month year because he's too Greek. Yep, you heard right, she's finished with Stavros Niarchos because she's sick of him speaking Greek all the time, for fear of him talking about her behind his back. A source said “Stavros was with a Greek friend, and Paris was freaking out because she couldn’t understand what they were saying, she thought they were laughing at her...she really thought that Stavros was the one.” Poor Paris, better luck with your next Greek shipping heir in a few weeks time.

Posted by Katherine on March 20, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 17, 2006 2:10 PM

Viva Forever, Oh Spicy Ones

SpicegirlsGirls, gays, and Pete Burns, time to stop purchasing mid 1990s shiny slapper-wear and Union Jack dresses, the Spice Girls are not going to be touring this year. What was that deep sigh of relief for, we thought you were going to join us at their reunion tour? Oh, you made other plans? Traitor. Take a look under the break at exactly why we won't get the opportunity to 'Zig-ah-zig-ahh!' late this year.

According to The Sun Mel C and Victoria Beckham decided it wouldn't be in their best interests, (cos, y'know, they have such huge careers in European solo concerts and being a football trophy wife,) and convinced the others not to go ahead with it. A source close to the poptarts said 'Melanie has never really been into the idea of performing with the girls again. She is proud of everything they did together but she has moved on...Posh is now heavily into fashion and realised the Spice tour had the potential to be a PR disaster.' The Baby and Scary twiglets were apparently keen on reforming, possibly due to the cash-flow problem they've inevitably fallen into after the groups demise, and Miss Ginger herself, Geri Halliwell, is expecting her baby this coming summer. The souce said that the girls 'would be compared to the amazing Take That comeback', and we agree, that's surely something worth avoiding at all costs.

Posted by Katherine on March 17, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney The Bogan

BritneyWe've just given you the low-down on Britney and Kev's fertilisation plan, now learn all about how Britney may have contracted HIV, AIDS, or worse, even boy-germs, from her latest barefooted outing in a petrol station. Yep, we've all seen the photos, the headlines, and her assurance that she wouldn't do it again, but maybe this time 'round the danger will prick her conscience. Ho, ho, ho. After the jump take a look at exactly what happened to her in all her foot-nekkidness, and her dirty nappy restaurant antics.

BrithidesBritney, family, and entourage have been in Hawaii for the last oh-we-don't-care-enough-to-google-it, and it seems she has been getting into a bit of trouble of late. She was apparently rushed to hospital as she stepped on an hypodermic needle, barefooted of course, in a parking lot on the island. 'Britney was distraught but brave,' a source told the Daily Star newspaper, "It was more the shock of seeing the needle poking out of her foot - as you can imagine. All sorts of things race through your mind in that situation. The conclusion we would all jump to is that it was discarded by a drug user'. We must admit, our first thoughts went to the whereabouts of Pete Doherty, too.

Britneysean1In other Britney news, she reportedly changed her 5month old son, Sean's diaper in a busy restaurant. One diner said 'It was disgusting. Someone else has got to eat at that table. Yuck', but the manager retorted 'It's Britney Spears. No doubt an enterprising diner would've scooped up the remains and will flog it off on eBay at some point.

Posted by Katherine on March 17, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Bez Shakes Up A Storm

BezWith the Happy Mondays on hiatus again, at least Bez has been filling his time profitably. He's just helped set a new world record for maracas shaking, joining 405 other gurning dancers to celebrate the launch of XFM's new Manchester radio station. What were they shaking to? The Mondays' Step On, of course. Not to be outdone, Shaun Ryder is thought to be in intense training for an attempt on the coveted melon-twisting world record, in a dancefloor face-off with Jordan.

Posted by Stu on March 17, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (3)

March 16, 2006 11:04 PM

New Baby For Britney?

Britney_2 It's not exactly new gossip, but rumours continue to abound about Britney Spears and her possible second pregnancy. Plenty of people seem to think the one-time pop princess is pregnant just six months after giving birth to her first son, Sean, by Kevin Federline. The latest pictures - featured in every single celebrity magazine there is this week - do nothing to aid her denials. She's definitely looking a tad round around the tum...

Besides, she lied for a long time with her first pregnancy, so I'm guessing we won't know until she decides to disclose the information. And again like her first pregnancy, we'll all say "we know" and it won't be news at all. And people call her stupid...

Posted by Aigua on March 16, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kerry Can't Keep A Man.

Kerry Kerry - Little Miss Can't-Stand-To-Be-Single-For-More-Than-30-Seconds - Katona is - oops! - single again. Despite claiming that Warrington cabbie Mark Croft was her 'soulmate' just a week ago, it appears the latest man to fall prey to the Katona has been cut loose.

Dumped because he has supposedly being sending text messages to her ex-girlfriend (who it's rumoured Kerry stole him from), 'Closer' magazine say: "Despite ending it with Mark during a boozy argument at Kerry's Mum Sue's house in Warrington, friends say Kerry is heartbroken by the split."

Yeah. Sure. She'll be heartbroken for about a week then it'll be a new bit of rough for the most singleton-allergic celeb in the land.

Posted by Aigua on March 16, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jen & Vince Trying For A Baby?

Aniston The rumour mill has been going crazy recently, stating that Jennifer Aniston is still madly-in-love with her ex-husband (someone called Brad... not that well known, really) and it has been interfering with the progress of her relationship with fellow actor Vince Vaughn.

Well, ha! The couple have recently spent a week holed up in a cosy and private Colorado cabin, according to 'New!' magazine. They've also reportedly told friends that Jen is desperately broody and can't wait to breed with Vince. Team Aniston is coming back against Team Jolie.

Posted by Aigua on March 16, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Charlotte & Gavin: What's Going On?

Charlotte_1Conflicting reports from two celebrity magazines this week, about the goings on between Welsh lovebirds Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson.

heat magazine claims that friends of the rugby star are encouraging him to ditch the songstress, claiming the relationship is bad for his rugby career. "Gavin's gone from hero to zero in less than a year - roughly how long he's been dating Charlotte," a supposed 'friend' of the couple said.

However, New magazine had a very different take on the status of the relationship...

"Gavin To Propose To Charlotte!" is the headline in the 'Gossip To Go' section of the weekly mag. "Rumour has it he's going to put the engagement ring in a chocolate egg on Easter Day!" says the report.

So who knows what's going on? And also, could someone tell me why I actually care?

Posted by Aigua on March 16, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Li-Lo Plots Topless Oscar Bid

Lindsey_1 There's a time for principles, and there's a time for abandoning principals in the hope of winning a shiny gold trophy and basking in the adoration of your peers. Lindsey Lohan knows what time it is. Last year, the starlet took the noble stand that she would never go naked on-screen, and has spent the intervening months shedding enough weight to ensure that no director will ever test her resolve.

However, Lindsey recently changed her tune, and would apparently now consider whipping her kit off if there's a chance it'll win her an Oscar. The screenwriters of the next Herbie movie are furiously rewriting as we speak.

Posted by Stu on March 16, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Ads Based on Paedophiles Not Good SHOCK

We've seen some pretty rum advertisements in our time - anything starring Michael Winner for example - but a recent email campaign by travel site Lastminute.com takes the biscuit. "Like Gary Glitter in a sweet shop, you too can have your pick of kiddy treats in London's theatre world," ran the blurb, which we assume was written by an adman who thought linking children's theatre with a registered sex offender was a grand idea.

The website has apologised after having its knuckles rapped by the Advertising Standards Authority. Presumably, that puts paid to the follow-up 'Fred West / B&Bs' campaign too...

Posted by Stu on March 16, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

It's Basic Instinct For The Glamour Girls

Sharon_basic_mar06_big_300_1 Last night's premiere of the oh-no-she-didn't-did-she film 'Basic Instinct 2' attracted the usual B-grade Pommy celebs, with half the 'stenders cast showing up, along with a fair few 'we're actually real celebrities' Big Brother contestants. It was supposed to be ageing-yet-wrinkle-free Sharon Stone's night of nights, but which Essex-chavvie showed her up, and which he-she showed both of them up? Click after the jump, to see some Not-Quite-Safe-For-Work photos.

Jodie_boobs_mar06_big_300Great to see that Essex glamour-girl Jodie Marsh is still the same ol' slapper she was when she entered the Big Brother house a few months ago, and that she really knows how to dress appropriately for events held in the frosty mid-March conditions in Leicester Square.Pete_basic_mar06_big_300 Fellow-housemate (though you wouldn't dare mention either celeb's name in front of the other, after their fall-out over Pete's fur coat), Pete Burns' obviously knew there'd be tough competition to be had in the fashion-stakes, so dressed to impress with his attempt at looking like a 4-year old dressing up as a Pussy Cat Doll. We're loving the look on Pete's companion's face, it's blatantly Christmas for him.

Posted by Katherine on March 16, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Here Comes The Bride...Several Foot Taller Than The Groom...

Tomcruise_narrowweb__200x340_2 Could it be that yet another fame-whoreus couple got hitched without inviting us along? If reports are true, then Tom Cruise and his towering evidence-against-his-homosexuality, Katie Holmes, were married at sea last July in a Scientology-friendly wedding. The couple reportedly exchanged vows in the Caribbean aboard the Church's boat, where they exchanged rings with bizarre triangular Scientology symbols, which they only wear at Church do's. John Travolta and Kirstie Alley apparently attended, and reports say John entertained them with some Saturday Night Fever dancing...No wait, that was in our dream last night, darn it!

Posted by Katherine on March 16, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 15, 2006 2:24 PM

'This Is Just A Tribute! You Gotta Believe Me!'

Jblack_1And in other ugly-short-men-related news, we've just received an invitation in the post to Jack Black's wedding, a few days too late. Oh wait, you mean it was an elopement? Does that mean we still need to get him a toaster? The King Kong actor has run off with Tanya Haden, a little-known a capella singer. We're seeing lots of a capella versions of 'tribute' in their warm, toasty future together. Aww...

Posted by Katherine on March 15, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 14, 2006 8:20 PM

Love Sells Up

Courtney Who would've thought that Courtney Love was an attention-grabbing greed-monger? Former Hole singer Love is planning to sell her stake in the Nirvana back catalogue, and is apparently willing to flog "25 per cent of the catalogue for quite a lot of money." Unsurprisingly By chance, this announcement coincides with the fact that Courtney is in talks with record labels about a new deal, a possible role in a West End play, and - god forbid - a TV documentary.

The news will no doubt come as a shock to former Nirvana band members Krist Novoselic and Dave Grohl, who previously battled with Love when releasing the hugely successful Nirvana box-set With The Lights Out. Grohl and Love famously had a big ol' bitchfest and sued, counter-sued, and then accidentally sued themselves amid all the random finger-wagging. It remains to be seen whether Grohl and Novoselic will be attempting to buy Love's share.

Posted by Aigua on March 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney Reigns In Spenderline

Kevin_federlineTired of his blingin', pimpin' ways, the has-been queen-of-pop has put a cap on her hubby Kevin Federline's spending habits, putting him on a strict allowance. A friend of Britney Spears told the New York Post newspaper that 'each month, he will be given a certain amount of money for personal use like clothing, nightclubs, booze and day-to-day activities.' Funny that, we thought nightclubs and booze were his day-to-day activities...

Posted by Katherine on March 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Tom Cruise Has Him By His 'Chocolate Salty Balls'

ChefFollow our train of thought. First Tom Cruise gets his knickers in a knot about an episode on South Park where the boys try and lure him 'out of the closet', next his fellow Scientology pal, Isaac Hayes, wants to quit, after he's been with the show the last 9 years. Somehow we're thinking alot of men in white coats with white vans, and perhaps a rather large anal-probe were involved in this sudden change of heart. Sure, Hayes may be a Scientologist, but he's never said a word in regards to the South Park boys making fun of Christianity, Jews etc. We're definitely blaming Tom Cruise, he spoils everything. First Katie Holmes, then prozac, now South Park, who is he, our second-grade teacher?!

Posted by Katherine on March 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Better Than Pete Doherty's, We Imagine

Pagesix03142006dPssst! Kate Moss has been spotted splurging on a $350 24K gold vibrator from 'La Petit Coquette' in New York City. The limited edition Jimmyjane 'Little Something' comes engraved with a choice of 4 words, 'Sugar', 'Be Mine', 'Flirt', or 'Sweetie'. Something tells us Pete Doherty's latest effort at winning her back will go unseen, for Little Miss Moss is bound to be very erm, busy, with her 'Little Something'.

Posted by Katherine on March 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kylie's Trunk Call

KylieelephantHurrah for Kylie. Having taken a few months off to undergo treatment for breast cancer, she came back with a bang yesterday - flying to Sri Lanka to meet a group of children orphaned by the 2004 tsunami. After all, if you're going to make your first public appearance in a while, it might as well be on top of a huge elephant. The star is apparently planning dozens of projects for the upcoming months. Once she's figured out how to get down, that is.

Posted by Stu on March 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

How Was She Supposed To Live Without Him?

Nicolette_sheridan_01Nicollette Sheridan will soon be a not-so-desperate housewife, if the rumours that she's marrying reformed mullet-head Michael Bolton are true. The pair were originally an item 14 years ago, but more recently Nicollette was seen in the arms of convicted drug dealer Simon Main. From one man with a criminal record, to one who's made many, etc etc.

(via Fametastic)

Posted by Stu on March 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Shayne's Sexy Texts

ShayneSounds like X-Factor champ Shayne Ward has been getting carried away with his new fame. He's been sending pornographic text messages to all and sundry, including Robbie Williams, Simon Cowell, and fellow contestant Brenda Edwards. Oh, wait a minute, apparently it's a virus on his mobile. Bet David Beckham wished he'd thought of that excuse...

Posted by Stu on March 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 5, 2006 1:44 PM

Jessica's Fear

JessicasimpsonsingingJessica Simpson has revealed that she was 'terrified' to leave husband Nick Lachey, for fear that she would "disappoint their adoring public" with her decision to "shatter the perfect image of marital bliss the couple had created". Lumme. We're not saying there aren't any members of the public who adore Jess, but we're fairly sure that for 99% of them it's not so much her marital bliss they like, as her ability to soap car windscreens up while dancing about in a pair of hotpants. Just a thought.

Posted by Stu on March 5, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 3, 2006 1:44 PM

Garage-Rock Grouches Trade Insults

Jwhite Mu_childish_1938 When he's not marrying supermodels or playing with his marimba, White Stripes frontman Jack White is generally picking a fight with his peers. The latest spat is with eccentric Brit Billy Childish, who the Stripes have previously cited as an inspiration. However, after Childish bad-mouthed Jack in a recent issue of GQ magazine, White hit back in a posting on the Stripes website, calling Billy a "bitter garage rocker".

However, Billy's just returned fire, according to NME.com, and it's entertaining stuff. "It all smacks of jealousy to me. I have a bigger collection of hats, a better moustache, a more blistering guitar sound and a fully developed sense of humour." And on the tache front, we'd have to agree with him...

Posted by Stu on March 3, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 2, 2006 1:43 PM

Alba Covers Up

Jessica_alba_playboy_cover Jessica Alba isn't too happy with Playboy. She's called in the lawyers, alleging that the yeah-just-buy-it-for-the-articles-my-arse magazine used a picture of her on the cover without permission. Apparently the legal eagles are demanding all the profits from the March issue of the mag, on the grounds that devoted masturbators fans of Jess might have bought it expecting to see the star "nude or semi-nude".

Posted by Stu on March 2, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Abi On Stage

Abi Poor Abi Titmuss - the verdicts are in on her theatrical debut, and they're not rave reviews. She's taking to the stage in Arthur Miller's play Two-Way Mirror, but if this story is to be believed, the audience at the preview night weren't impressed.

""She looked extremely awkward and out of her depth - really wooden," said one audience member. "Her American accent was all over the place. The worst moment was when she forgot her lines and someone had to call them out. It was cringeworthy."

Oof! And the critics are equally dismissive. Take The Independent's Rhoda Koenig, who wrote "If she was told that these plays would be a good vehicle for someone with a sexpot-next-door image, she was ill advised."

Perhaps Abi should stick to what made her famous. After all, you wouldn't expect Dame Judi Dench to be any good in a straight-to-home-video coke-fuelled threesome with John Leslie, would you? Don't answer that.

Posted by Stu on March 2, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 1, 2006 1:40 PM

Harry Potter and the Photoshop Filter of Doom

Potter Before you start getting excited about Gawker’s story on 15-year-old Harry Potter star Emma Watson being pictured swigging The Booze, head here to find some informed PopBitch speculation on the authenticity (or otherwise) of the photo. “She either has freakishly fat wrists, or it’s photoshopped,” says one poster. Place your bets now (or file your writs, if you're a lawyer...)

Posted by Stu on March 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Stones Under Fire

Sqrollingstonesmicklivemtv The Strolling Bones may finally be playing in China, but they'll have to watch their words. Government censors have demanded that the band drop Brown Sugar, Let's Spend The Night Together, Honky Tonk Woman and Beast of Burden from their setlist for the gig on April 8th. We daresay it's only a matter of time before the censors also rule out any Stones songs from the last three decades, although this'll be on grounds of quality, rather than decency.

Posted by Stu on March 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Parky Out, Charlotte In?

Church What next for Charlotte Church? A TV presenting career according to this story, which says the Welsh chanteuse is being lined up for a Friday night show on Channel 4 featuring comedy and celebrity chat. Char has already displayed impressive autocue-reading skills as a guest presenter on Have I Got News For You?, so she's got a fighting chance of pulling it off. We'd rather see her fronting a hidden-camera show where she ambushes her permatanned rugby boyfriend Gavin Henson when he's out with his team-mates celebrating Wales' latest defeat. 'Surprise Surprise You F***ing Bastard Why Won't You Marry Me?' could be on a screen near you, er, soon. Or not.

Posted by Stu on March 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Holmes, Sweet Holmes

CruiseholmeskissApparently Tom Cruise did NOT pressure director Jason Reitman to remove a sex scene involving Katie Holmes from his new movie Thank You For Smoking, according to this story. The flick was screened at the Sundance Film Festival sans the scene, but Reitman claims it was a 'projection error' rather than anything more sinister. Although that doesn't rule out Cruise and a crack Scientologist squad bursting into the projection room and erasing the offending scene with futuristic thetan lasers, we guess.

Posted by Stu on March 1, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 27, 2006 1:36 PM

George: Rollin' Stoned

Georgemichael Poor George Michael - today's headlines won't have made great reading chez soi. 'CARELESS SPLIFFER' and 'DOPE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO' sum it up. The former sex-symbol was found by police sl umped over the wheel of his car. We would've assumed it was because he'd put his last album on the stereo, but apparently not. Instead, George was arrested on suspicion of possessing controlled substances and driving while unfit through drugs. The Sun speculates that if he's cautioned, it would be a "commercial disaster" for the star. Although we reckon that releasing a string of snoresome albums has realistically already accomplished that.

Posted by Stu on February 27, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

We Don't Do Steps

H_big This pop-bands-reforming thing is getting out of hand. Imagine our shock at perusing the weekend papers only to find out that Steps are plotting a comeback. That's right, Steps - the UK's answer to Abba, except sexless, rictus-grinned, and rubbish. To which we say this: listen here, if there was a huge demand for a reformed Steps, then why aren't H & Claire keeping the Arctic Monkeys off the top of the charts? Why hasn't Lisa Scott-Lee played Knebworth yet? And most importantly, why haven't you all realised that your fans have grown up? They don't want to watch a Steps gig any more, they want to take crack and see Babyshambles. Even the gay ones. So deal with it.

Posted by Stu on February 27, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 25, 2006 1:34 PM

"No Mr Craig, We Expect You To Be Sacked!"

DanielcraigLemur_1 Poor Daniel Craig - it's not been an easy ride since he was anointed as the successor to Pierce Brosnan in the role of James Bond. First he got sea-sick when travelling on a speedboat to the press conference, then he got two teeth knocked out while filming a fight scene for next Bond flick Casino Royale. But now he's got an army of nutters hardcore Bond fans gunning for him with a new CraigNotBond website. "How can a short, blond actor with the rough face of a professional boxer and a penchant for playing killers, cranks, cads and gigolos pull off the role of a tall, dark, handsome and suave secret agent?" asks the site.

There's even a lookalikes section comparing Craig to Emily from Little Britain, Ringo Starr, and a blue-eyed lemur. "Yes, but what does famous literary hard-man Andy McNab think?" you're probably asking. Well, head here for his verdict, published in today's Sun. "How can you get excited.. knowing that the actor playing the part would rather be aiming a custard pie or applying for an ASBO?" No, we don't know what he's on about either.

Posted by Stu on February 25, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Play Another Day

E17 Did you miss out on tickets for the Take That reunion tour? Well fear not, for an alternative is in sight. Yes, E-17 - the Lidl to Take That's Waitrose - are reforming for a one-off gig in May, according to today's Sun. Due to be officially announced on today's CD-UK, the reaction of fans will apparently help the band decide whether to do further dates. That'll be a national tour of Yates' Wine Bars then. The story includes 17 useful E-17 facts. Number 14: "Before joining the band Brian was a plumber, Tony a market trader, Terry a factory worker and John a builder." What're the odds on this being true again in, ooh, six months time?

Posted by Stu on February 25, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 24, 2006 1:31 PM

Eva's Choc Horror

Eva_longoria23 According to this story, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria was having second thoughts about a recent ‘nude yoga’ scene, but was persuaded to go through with it when producer Marc Berry bribed her with some posh chocolate. Men, this does not mean you can wave a Kit-Kat at your missus and expect her to strip off and do a Downward Facing Dog. Really.

Posted by Stu on February 24, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Seaman, You Big Girl!

Sequinnedseaman Today's Sun has a corking story on ex-goalkeeper David Seaman, who's currently appearing in the Dancing On Ice reality TV show. Apparently Big Dave refused point blank to wear pink clothes, sequins or fake tan for the series. "I don't mind diamante on a sensible shirt, but no to hot pink and no to crystals," he said. "I made that clear from the start."

This, coming from the man who a.) made a habit in his later career of letting in goals that, frankly, a two-year-old toddler could have palmed away between rusks; and b.) starred in a Walkers Crisps ad that morphed his ponytailed moustachioed face onto the body of a small child - a memory that haunts us still. Can pink catsuits really rival either in the public embarrassment stakes?!

Naturally, the Sun's crack Photoshop squad have produced an artist's impression of Dave in a big pink outfit to celebrate the controversy.

Posted by Stu on February 24, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Hammond's Organ

Richard_hammond_1 Talking of the Mirror... pint-sized motoring pundit Richard Hammond - the driving woman's crumpet apparently - starts a new column for the paper tomorrow. "I won't be writing the world's hardest piece of political analysis," he says. Quite. The title of his first column, according to the paper: 'WHY ARE DOZENS OF WHALES QUEUING UP TO COMMIT SUICIDE ON OUR BEACHES?'

Christ.

Posted by Stu on February 24, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Keisha Gets A New Man

Keisha Keisha Sugababe was single for a week, but apparently she has a new man in her life - producer Rocco from the So Solid Crew. According to the Mirror, the twosome shared a romantic meal in Croydon (ouch!) before moving on to the Kabaret's Prophecy club. "They were kissing in a corner. There was a lot of leg on display..." said a source. Enough about Rocco though, what was Keisha wearing? Etc etc.

Posted by Stu on February 24, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 23, 2006 1:26 PM

Do The Barton, Man

Mischa Forget the teenage demographic - The OC clearly has a healthy audience of hairy-palmed still-living-at-home-with-their-mums blokes. Why? Its star Mischa Barton has been voted as the UK's most undernourished eligible woman by the readers of FHM magazine. But hang on, isn't she American? Apparently not. Mischa is a Londoner born and bred, although she hopped across the Atlantic during her childhood. In second place is another 'blimey, is she British?' actress, Naomi Watts - last seen in the arms of a large, violent gorilla with poor social skills. See, she is British...

The rest of the FHM top ten is made up of Kate Moss, Joss Stone, Zara Philips, Elizabeth Jagger, Keira Knightley, Rosamund Pike, Tamara Ecclestone and Mickey Sumner (no, not a League 1 midfielder, she's Sting's daughter). Which leads us to conclude that the average British male's fantasy woman is stick-thin, can act a bit, likes her Class A's, and has a father who is super-rich, famous or royal. Which sounds good to us.

Posted by Stu on February 23, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jay Kay's Big Bash

Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay is planning a huge party to celebrate the fact that his Sony record contract is coming to an end, according to today's Mirror. You'll need a big venue, Jay - we can think of millions of music lovers who'll be wanting to celebrate this special day too...

Posted by Stu on February 23, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Chantelle Watch - Jade's upset

Jade Chantelle-watch: Day 76. Apparently La Houghton's rise to fame has put fellow Big Brother celeb Jade Goody on edge. “Jade is deeply concerned that her work - and money - is going to dry up now Chantelle has captured the nation’s heart," a source (i.e. Jade's agent) told The Sun this morning. Something tells us this feud is inevitably going to end in some kind of 'NanoCelebrity Wrestling (With Sharp Sticks)' reality TV show on Men & Motors next year. At least, we hope so.

Posted by Aigua on February 23, 2006 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)