October 14, 2008 10:37 AM
Jessica Simpson's big family
Jessica Simpson has revealed she wants six children with boyfriend Tony Romo, and says she is "proud" to be his girlfriend.
The 'Do You Know' singer - who recently denied she and the American football star were engaged - is keen to start a family with the sportsman.
Jessica, 28, said: "I'd love six kids running around, but I guess I'll have to start pretty soon. It's a beautiful relationship. Tony is everything I could dream of and I really love him. I'm proud to be his girlfriend."
Jessica insists she is happy to publicly speak about her love life, adding: "Even if things don't work out between Tony and me - though, knock on wood, I believe they will - I don't regret anything I've ever said.
"That's just how I love. I'm all in and I live one moment at a time. If I'm happy, I'll talk about being happy. Maybe I do talk too much, but I still feel as if I'm holding back."
As well as having no problem with sharing her private life with her fans, the blonde beauty is prepared to speak about her divorce from singer Nick Lachey, who she starred with in MTV reality show 'Newlyweds'.
She told Australia's Daily Telegraph newspaper: "I don't regret the show or my marriage. Not at all. It made me who I am. I admit I'm a ditz and I've had my moments - I'm the first one to walk on stage, trip up in front of thousands of people and split my pants, but I don't take myself too seriously."
Posted by Maus on October 14, 2008 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 5, 2008 1:17 PM
Jessica Simpson's marriage wish
Jessica Simpson says she wants to be married with babies in 10 years time.
The 'Come On Over' singer - who is divorced from singer Nick Lachey - intends to tie the knot with boyfriend Tony Romo in the future.
She told FOX News: "I would love to be making records and making babies and hopefully I'm married in 10 years. I have the dreams of every normal person. I want to be a great aunt."
Jessica's admission comes as she and Tony have reportedly taken the next step in their relationship by moving in together.
The American football player is said to have purchased a $700,000 six-bedroom, four-bathroom mansion for the couple to live in.
Jessica, 28, is looking forward to taking on the job of lavishly decorating the property.
A source said: "What she's planning to do with the place is awesome. It's a little outdated, so the renovations are probably going to end up costing more than the house itself. And Tony totally trusts her."
It was recently reported Jessica has a secret nickname for Tony, and told her friends she calls him 'FBD' - an abbreviation for Future Baby's Daddy.
Posted by Maus on September 5, 2008 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (0)
July 14, 2008 4:24 PM
Jessica Simpson's 'authentic' record
Jessica Simpson should try to "work hard and be authentic" when she releases her debut country album later this year, according to country singer Jewel. Jewel - who has sold over 27 million albums worldwide - advised Jessica, 28, to "be true" to herself when her debut country record hits stores in September.
She said: "I really like Jessica. She's always been such a sweet, sweet person. If I were going to give her any advice, I would say work hard and be authentic. Be true to who you are.
"The thing about country music is its fans have an excellent authenticity meter. They can spot bulls**t a mile away. Anyone who comes to country music just to dabble in it, or who doesn't know it or respect it as a genre and respect its history and tradition, is not going to make it."
Jessica recently revealed the record is not just a passing phase, and she wants to sing country music for "the rest" of her life.
She said: "I'm planning on making country music for the rest of my life, and I don't want to go back to that other world.
"I take a lot of pride in my talent and in the record I was able to put together. I'm not giving up."
It was recently revealed Jessica's as-yet-untitled LP will be released in the US on September 9.
Posted by Maus on July 14, 2008 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 3, 2007 1:24 PM
Jessica Simpson hair Extensions: We show you how to look like her
It's a hard job but someone has to do it... Here at StarTrip, your dedicated team takes the plunge and tries out the Jessica Simpson hair extensions in an attempt to recreate Jess's long flowing locks. We were impressed by the quality and style of the products, and how they looked remarkably real. What do you think?
Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 3, 2007 in Jessica Simpson, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)
August 3, 2007 12:10 PM
Jessica Simpson has Blonde Ambition
I'm sure you can't be as excited as I am about Jess's latest cinema outing, where she plays a small town girl visiting the big city, who finds her life changes dramatically when her boyfriend cheats on her. Hmm, sounds like a stretch, as this role seems to mimic, uhh, her role in Employee of the month, where small town girl meets a nice guy yada yada. Enjoy.
Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 3, 2007 in Jessica Simpson, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)
July 31, 2007 2:28 PM
Jessica Simpson's dad turns down the role which promised her an Oscar
Jessica Simpson is best known for her reality TV show Newlyweds which followed her first year of marriage to Nick Lachey, and what a success that turned out to be. But she's determined to take over the world it seems. First a popstar, then reality TV, now movies and fashion are her focus.
Since her role as famous hotpants-wearer Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard the offers are pouring in, or so we're supposed to believe, and Jessica's dad has spoken out about the decisions involved. Apparently Jessica was offered the role of a porn star but, being from a Christian background (she famously preserved her virginity for her wedding night), her family wouldn't have that sort of thing.
Speaking at the ABC Television Critics Association party in Beverly
Hills, Joe Simpson, Jessica's dad and manager, told People magazine "We
were promised we would win an Oscar with that...I was like: 'We'll just
buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on.'"
Asked
about his daughter's future plans, Joe added: "Jessica has three more
movies to shoot; she has a new record coming in September. If the right
role came up, of course, we'd never turn that down."
Could this be the same role that Scarlett Johansson has just been confirmed for? Reports claim that Scarlett, famed for her roles as general rent-a-sex kitten, is to play Jenna Jameson in an upcoming biopic. Sounds like that would have been a straight to channel Five effort were it not for the promise of thousands of ticket sales just to see Scarlett finally getting her kit off. That could've been you, Jessica. Just think!
[Image: Getty]
Posted by Orla Doherty on July 31, 2007 in Film Stars, Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Johansson | Permalink | Comments (1)
July 30, 2007 3:49 PM
The Top Five Acne prone Celebrities: Because even stars have bad skin days
It's not fair and it's not funny; spots my friend are no laughing matter, they can lead to scars, stress and seriously bad photo's but yet we celebrate. And why do we rejoice? Is it out of the darkness of our mean little hearts? No it's a celebration that celebs too can be human, and as open to bad skin days/ sweat patches/ and VPL's as the rest of us mere mortals, therefore thankfully realigning the boundary ever so slightly and making us feel, well, more normal.
Number 1: Cameron Diaz
Yes, the super cute Shrek star, and all round surfer babe Cameron has had trouble of the pimpled variety, suffering nasty looking spots on her cheeks and the blush inducing rosacea on her forehead and throat. A diet of clean living, fruit juice and exercise soon put an end to the troublesome skin, and Cam returned phoenix like, even more beautiful than ever, snaring a trousersnake on her return to glory, then discarding him for other more grizzly animals..
Number 2: Alicia Silverstone
This Clueless star always seems to look peachy clean, but twas not always the case, proving the magic of some well placed concealer can apply even to the A listers. We know it's not full blown acne, but even the pimples of the stars help us in our search for seeing the human withinn, and below those designer frocks and botoxed lips they have the same dimpling and spots that we do to.
Number 3: Jessica Simpson
This lady's struggle with skin has been well documented, ending in her lucrative Pro-activ contract, so this is one woman who knows how to sell, and how to market herself. Bad hair day? Jess does hair extensions. Bad skin day? She sponsors a blemish cream. Bad bellybutton day? She has her own line of bellybutton powder. (Really. This is a little to far) Now you can aspire to her skin should you buy the products, or you can really piss her off and get something from lil sis Ashlee's range.
Number 4: Billie Piper
Ex Dr Who hottie, former teen star and previous Mrs Chris Evans, Billie has been through a lot in her young years so perhaps it's not that surprising that all that stress and hormone imbalance caused her skin to break out so vehmently, crying, 'Water, water! No more beer..' It's all A OK nowadays though, and she's even managed to snare herself a hot new boyfriend who has aims at husbandship..
Number 5: Britney Spears
It's no surprise this once teen queen has suffered the curse of spots, after all, her fall from grace has been well documented, and it's a rare day we don't see her scoffing down a burger or slurping from Starbucks. Once she could do no wrong, then it all turned about head and suddenly even when she tries it seems that Britters just can't do anything right nowadays, being hailed as a bad mother, a washed up singer, an overweight dancer (unfair) and pizzaface. Charming. I'm however of the pinion that all these media slights will make Ms Spears stronger than ever, and she'll come fighting back with another annoyingly catchy song we can't get out of our head.
And just to show that men suffer to..
Leonardo DiCaprio!
Yes, this hunk of manhood and darling of Hollywood once suffered from the terrible teenage trauma of acne! i don't know why this should warm us quite so much, but considering he went on to be the star of Titanic/Catch me you can/ Blood Diamond, I guess it just shows there's hope for us all yet.
Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 30, 2007 in Billie Piper, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Film Stars, Jessica Simpson, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (116)
July 3, 2007 11:39 AM
In the news: Coleen McLoughlin is looking for real women and celebrities can't stop creating signature scents
-Coleen McLoughlin is looking for some real women to win a modelling contest! I'm made up to be able to give other women the same opportunities I have had' she says. Does this include offering them their pick of the footballing elite? [Easier ]
-Billie Piper must be feeling blue after the news her ex hubby Chris Evans is set to re marry. His wifey to be? Natasha Shishmanian. Not much is known about her other than she has a penchant for golf and berets. Third time lucky eh Chris? [Sky Showbiz ]
-It seems celebs can't get enough of marketing their pongs, as we have new fragrances from Kate Moss, Coleen McLoughlin, Mariah Carey, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera to look forward to. [Kiss and Makeup ]
-Lindsay Lohan turned 21.. in a bikini. It seems now the little ginger one has given up the booze she is making the most of daytime appearances, and enjoys sunning herself ; and getting out of bed before the witching hour. [Pop Sugar ]
Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 3, 2007 in Billie Piper, Coleen McLoughlin, Jessica Simpson, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (2)
June 13, 2007 12:40 PM
Jessica Simpson for Pizza Hut: I'll have extra cheese with that
If Jess's singing/acting career doesn't take off I fancy she'd have a good shot at making it as a waitress, if the footage here is anything to go by..
Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 13, 2007 in Jessica Simpson, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)
May 17, 2007 11:40 AM
Sibling rivalry- Ashlee Simpson beats big sis Jessica to a higher hot spot in the Maxim Awards
My hasn't she grown.. from being the dark haired lil geek to a glamorous woman. We're talking about Ashlee Simpson, the now blonde beauty who used to take a backseat to big sis Jessica's more high profile career, and Newlyweds fame. However she has carved herself out a career as something of a songstress, with hits from the catchy 'Boyfriend' to more moving songs such as 'Eyes Wide open', and is overtaking her sister both on the music charts and in the style stakes.
Ashlee has really blossomed from the brunette in the shadows to a glamorous, confident blonde (with a little nose-tweaking perhaps), and is rivalling Jessica for the hot totty title. It was made astoundingly clear in the latest Maxim Hot 100 Awards how high her status as a pin-up has risen, with Ashlee coming in at number 16 and Jess at a lowly 41. Hopefully this won't affect their relationship, but be prepared for Jess to start donning hotpants again in a bid to elevate her ranking for 2008. Maybe there will be a Dukes of Hazzard Two in the works. You never know.
Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 17, 2007 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (0)
February 23, 2007 3:26 PM
Jessica Simpson: Allergic to pizza, not allergic to Pizza Hut's cash
Celebrities advertising products other than their own films / albums / whatever is pretty reprehensible in my book, but then I'm a paid-up member of the Bill Hicks "Everything You Say From This Moment Forward is a Lie" Club. Celebrities advertising products you can see them using is slightly less awful - Britney Spears' Shears, for example.
So imagine my thoughts when I learned that talent black hole Jessica Simpson, Pizza Hut spokeswoman in the US, is allergic to wheat, tomatoes, and cheese. Also known as the basic ingredients for any pizza you could care to name. Hypocrisy much? Just take the money and run, dear, your star's on the wane as it is.
Posted by Aigua on February 23, 2007 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (0)
February 6, 2007 11:04 AM
Jessica Simpson's huge mouth
Would Jessica Simpson just disappear already? I thought The Dukes of Hazzard would be the end! Or surely her divorce would cause her to vanish...but no. Here is she, acting like a psycho at Hyde over the weekend. The photos of her parading around, with her mouth perpetually open, are even more concerning considering she was apparently sober, and the Designated Driver for the evening. I'd hate to see her drunk...
Posted by Cate on February 6, 2007 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (1)
December 18, 2006 10:49 AM
Jessica Simpson's Hair Do
This may be old news to some of you, but Jessica Simpson and her minion friend and hair dresser Ken Paves have a clip-on hair extension business together for Hair U Wear called Hair Do. Hair Do. I wonder if Jessica came up with that all on her own. I couldn't have cared less about this collaboration, until I saw the Hair Do advertisement this morning. Please take the time to look at their website, as there's even a behind the scenes video where Jessica -thankfully- isn't allowed to speak that much. I find her more irritating than ever, now.
Posted by Cate on December 18, 2006 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (2)
December 6, 2006 9:54 AM
Jessica Simpson flubs Dolly Parton tribute
During the Kennedy Center Honors last Sunday, Ms.Jessica Simpson was supposed to pay homage to honoree Dolly Parton by singing her rendition of Dolly's hit "9-5". Despite supposedly being a huge fan of Dolly's, Jessica didn't exactly know the words. Apparently she was singing off cue cards, and abruptly ended the song saying, "Dolly that made me so nervous!" and proceeded to scurry off the stage like a scolded puppy.
Jessica, I do feel remotely bad for you, seeing as you embarrassed yourself in front of the President and -my God- Dolly! However...You're a performer. This whole "memorizing lyrics to songs" thing shouldn't be such an overwhelming task for your wee lil' brain to compute. Jess, you should give Lily Allen a call; she'll understand.
Posted by Cate on December 6, 2006 in Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)
October 13, 2006 5:43 PM
Top Ten Stories - Alec Baldwin Continues Missing His Anger Management Therapy, & Paris Hilton Is Single Yet Again. Surprised?
Alec Baldwin is a nasty pasty. But a sexy one, mind, regardless of his temper.
Lindsay Lohan's mum has been mouthing off to the press about how she'd make a great Lara Croft. At least she's got the fake titties!
It seems when your trashy ex-wife assaults your new even trashier girlfriend, it's best not to stay together, in the case of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker.
China is not a fan of Jay Z, in particular his use of expletitives and suggestive language, banning him from ever performing there.
For those 3 people that care, Howard K. Stern has been listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's birth certificate.
Ashlee Simpson continues in her quest to be better looking than Jessica, by getting more plastic surgery, this time to her eyes and chin. Someone tell her that she's been better looking than Jessica since birth?
Gwen Stefani is releasing a new solo album this December, sparking fear in those with bad taste that there will never be another No Doubt album again.
Like we needed more evidence about Michael Jackson's sanity, he is now moonlighting as a middle-aged woman in France, complete with heels and floppy hat.
David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses, promptly critics, well, me, to ponder how long it will take for him and ol' Sour Face to drop out of the limelight completely.
Sadly, Jessica Alba has vowed never to get nekkid on screen. If only other 'slebs would follow (hint hint, Sharon Stone)
Posted by Katherine on October 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (4)
October 12, 2006 8:57 PM
Top Ten Stories - Sienna Miller Looks Under 21, & Angelina Jolie Is A Murderer's Muse
Finally, someone puts holier-than-thou Sienna Miller in her place and denies her entry to a club, sadly for not having ID, not for being a stinky actress.
It seems being in close proximity to Angelina Jolie turns people into fighting-machines, as her driver hits a motorcyclist in India.
Contrary to all the rumours circulating about her and Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston told Oprah they're still together. Does this mean they're an official couple now?
Kevin Federline is understandably insecure about his marriage with Britney, and has convinced her not to lose her baby weight so she won't get so much male attention.
Nick Lachey blames their Newlyweds reality show as the instigator to his marriage break-up, and not say, Jessica's infidelity.
80s-throwback Justin Hawkins comes out of rehab and quits The Darkness, blaming his cocaine problems on being in the novelty band. Quite understandable - we'd be addicts too if we looked like that.
Nicole Richie debuts her new red haircolour with a new man. Needless to say, we preferred the old look better, in more ways than one.
Elle Macpherson has dropped her lawsuit against Heidi Klum over the use of her nickname 'The Body', after meeting the Dalai Lama. Bet he loved admonishing her on her childish fight with the fellow model, dirty thing.
Because apparently SpongeBob SquarePants is the new Simpsons, David Bowie adds to his archive of cameos and makes a guest appearance on the underwater show as Lord Royal Highness.
Desperate for attention, P Diddy has revealed that he never loved Jennifer Lopez to begin with. Neither did we, mate, neither did we.
Posted by Katherine on October 12, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)
September 28, 2006 10:57 PM
Top Ten Stories
Oh Lordy, turns out Tom Cruise was serious when he said he wants to star in a film with Katie Holmes, as he is currently shopping for scripts that will 'put him back in the good graces of the movie-going public'. Someone tell him it'll take more than a film, it'll take a death.
Steve Irwin's widow, Terri, claims the footage of his death will never be shown. Give up, snuff freaks.
Sounds like being divorced is the least of Jessica Simpson's worries, girl needs a fresh pair of undies!
Naomi Campbell was a no-show today at her court trial, the judge declared if she didn't appear for the next trial, she would be arrested and beaten over the head with a BlackBerry.
Hold off on the porn for a little longer, as Scarlett Johansson will be donning period garb and playing Queen Mary in a film to begin shooting late 2007.
Five, that rubbish pop band that split 5 years ago, announced yesterday they're reforming, ahem, as a foursome.
Shock! Horror! Pete Doherty spotted buying syringes! What is the the World coming to?!
The verdict on Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year-old son dying randomly has come in, it was caused by a drug cocktail of antidepressants and methadone. So rockstar.
Sweet, placid Lily Allen has sworn to 'kick and stab' Peaches Geldof in a fight.
As if we don't have enough reasons to laugh at him already, Russell Brand announced when he was 20 he auditioned for a boyband - perhaps he can join the new Five line-up?
Posted by Katherine on September 28, 2006 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Katie Holmes, Lily Allen, Musical Stars, Peaches Geldof, Rag Roundup, Russell Brand, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (12)
September 22, 2006 5:18 PM
Top Ten Stories
Robin Williams manages to slip the nurse a tenner and checks out of rehab, hopefully soberly.
Angelina Jolie has spent £200,000 on artwork by Banksy. Did no-one tell her you can pick his stuff up for free in Blighty, just off the street?
Jessica Simpson has said she still sleeps in Nick Lachey's tshirts, which is funny, as we thought she slept naked with strange men most of the time.
Don't bother Jack Nicholson between the hours of two and four in the morning, as that's his 'ass-scratching hours'.
Anastacia has accepted a marriage proposal from her British bodyguard - does this mean we'll have to put up with lots of crap sightings in Heat's 'Spotted' now?
Charlotte Church wears Bridget Jones-style big knickers to make her look slim on camera - bet Gavin Henson makes her wear 'em in bed, too.
Lisa Kudrow weeps quietly about being labelled tubby due to not losing the baby-weight as fast as other actresses.
To no-one's surprise at all, Britney Spears adores wearing hooker shoes.
Lindsay Lohan will have to wear the cast on her arm for another 6 weeks. Poor love, giving handjobs with your wrong hand sure is tricky work.
Make sure you pick up a copy of Vanity Fair's November issue, which will probably have Borat on the cover.
Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 1, 2006 7:05 AM
Nick Lachey: Doing Fine Without Jessica
After writing his entire debut album about his defunked marriage to Jessica Simpson, it would appear that Nick Lachey is back on his feet and feeling good about himself again. A source said: "Up until about a week ago, he was still pretty obsessed with Jessica. He was devastated. But now he's over it."
Nick is now dating Vanessa Minnillo, as his divorce from Jessica rumbles on. The pair didn't sign a pre-nup, which at the time was fine for Jessica who was the "lesser" star, but since their smash hit show Newlyweds Jessica's fame and wealth has rocketed and she's now the one in a vulnerable position without the pre-nup. I even heard one report that last year she earned $35million, with Nick bringing home just (I can't believe I'm writing "just" about a sum of money like this, but it's all relative) $5million. The pair's legal teams are still trying to thrash out a deal.
Posted by Antonia on September 1, 2006 in Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 31, 2006 12:16 PM
Top Ten Stories
It seems us bloggers have got Brian May's goat, he recently fumed about three MySpace users pretending to be him, and that 'Paul Stanley of Kiss has the same problem'. Ol' Bri should be thankful he's still getting attention, bet Paul Stanley is bloody grateful no-ones forgotten about him!
Our brother-blog TV Scoop has the erm, 'scoop', on Pete from Big Brother's recent £1 million autobiography deal with HarperCollins.
Recent climber-out-of-the-closet popstar Lance Bass reveals that he is incredibly happy since announcing he was gay at the start of summer, now that he has a young buff plaything.
Girls, be prepared to put up a fight, as David Hasselhoff has proclaimed he's returning to Britain in order to find himself 'a beautiful girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who is really intelligent'. Well, Dave, ahem, here's my personal email address...
John Mark Karr (y'know, the bozo who claimed to kill the child star JonBenet Ramsey), apparently wants a movie to be made on her life, with Johnny Depp playing the part of him. Understandably, Depp is yet to comment.
There has been speculation for years about his questionably sexuality, but finally, is this pictorial evidence that John Travolta is gay?
Living up to their 'creative' imagination, scammers in South Africa used Oprah Winfrey's name in a recent scam.
From the same people who brought you Britney Spears's birth cast in stone, Suri Cruise's first poo is on offer, made from bronze, and is reportedly authentic.
Speaking of the Hoff, he's recently asked Orlando Bloom to play his son in the film version of Knight Rider, leaving female minds wondering if the screen is big enough for two oily heart-throbs.
Jessica Simpson finally 'fesses up to using lip injections last year, presumably she is spilling the truth now, as she's only just regained the ability to speak - seriously - did you see those babies?
Posted by Katherine on August 31, 2006 in Baby Watch, Big Brother, Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Depp, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (2)
August 30, 2006 6:22 PM
Top Ten Stories
Could Lindsay Lohan possibly be going sober, and, err, just what the world needs, becoming a DJ?
Justin Timberlake may or may not have binned Cameron Diaz in time for the launch of his new album, Future Sex/Love Sounds. We bet he's not getting much of either at the moment...
Yesterday we reported K-Fed was appearing in CSI, today it's Entourage, as he plays - get this - 'a celebrity's freeloading spouse'. Huh, the scriptwriters didn't have to stretch far, did they?
Should we feel privileged over this? I can't tell - 2 former Blink 182'ers have reformed as a new band (+44), reportedly named after the UK dialling code. Greeeaaat...
Funny that Snakes on a Plane tops the box office only in Australia. Steve Irwin, we blame you.
Celebrity relationships just get more and more aesthetically disgusting, as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are reportedly a couple.
Sean Preston, (Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's bub), is pronounced a genius, as his first words uttered are 'dada'. Praise the Lord his first words weren't 'oi, you got a lighter?'
Score one for Blighty, as Charlotte Church knocks back Paris Hilton's offer of appearing on her new chat show.
Drats, Penny Lancaster is not content with having just one baby from the lovemachine of Rod Stewart, oh no, they're intending on having another. Curses!
So much for her vow of abstinence, Paris Hilton has moved in with 'Firecrotch' utterer, Brandon Davis.
Posted by Katherine on August 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 29, 2006 8:22 AM
Tabloid Tales: Pete Doherty and Jessica Simpson are SO over
And I didn't even realise they were a couple... No, don't worry, Pete never dumped Kate Moss for a fling with Jessica. But Pete'n'Jess have both copped a stinging dismissal from fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld according to today's Sun. Apparently neither star has any taste or style. Or, to quote Karl directly: "Ecch, I'm not that impressed." (on Jessica) and "Gone. His music, the look, is over now. There's nothing to think about it. It is too late." (on Pete).
Time to throw away those trilbies, hotpants, charity-shop suits and blonde hair dye then. Or at least combine them into one outfit - maybe Karl would deem that as cool.
Posted by Stu on August 29, 2006 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 24, 2006 12:40 PM
A Few Thoughts On Britney Spears & Kevin Federline's Appearance at the Teen Choice Awards
- Firstly, Jessica Simpson introducing Britney Spears and seeming excited about it. Girl, didn't think you'd like to be showed up that way.
- Tell us the truth. Britney doesn't have a fashion stylist anymore, right?
- Love the gum-snapping, it's ever so attractive hearing your saliva boomed throughout a massive audience like that.
- Begrudgingly, we must admit she looks darn good with dark hair.
- Anyone else notice that when she said the words 'my career', she shifted her eyes sideways? I think she realises along with us that it's a joke of a career.
- Hmm, having a live pianist doesn't exactly help with the ghetto image, K-Fed.
- Anyone else confused by the two other rappers who unfortunately bear a resemblance to the Fed?
- Ahh, so the confusion was intentional, with K-Fed actually being the pianist. Triiiiicky!
- He's meant to be a former back-up dancer, obviously he forgot the moves long ago.
- The only remotely good thing about the song is the chorus, which coincidentally, he doesn't sing, natch.
- Hopefully after the show, the producers offered free tetnus jabs to members of the audience in the first few rows - did you see the amount of saliva flying out of his mouth?
Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)
August 10, 2006 12:40 PM
Top Ten Stories
Joe Simpson continues to creep out his daughters Jessica and Ashlee by talking yet again about their boobs.
Pete Doherty claims to be 'clean' and in the process of marrying Kate Moss. Dude still needs a bath and a haircut, however 'clean' he may be.
Kirsten Dunst dates a mystery British man, and he lumps her with the bill. Atta boy, that's how we do things here in Blighty!
David Hasslehoff admits to loving being groped by female fans, and also tried to seduce married Kate Beckinsale 'I whispered in her ear the other day at a premiere, ‘I’ll give you
everything I have’. She just laughed. But when she met me initially,
she seemed very excited.' Suuuure...
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler file for divorce, following in the footsteps of other failed MTV marriages, in the form of Jessica and Nick, and Dave and Carmen. It's about time someone put a curse on MTV marriages.
Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of her L.A. home, the Chateau Marmont as 'it is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights'.
Robin Williams falls off the wagon and enters rehab after being sober for 20 years. Reckon it had something to do with signing on to film Mrs. Doubtfire 2?
Several weeks after Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra split, he is now swapping saliva with porn-star Jenna Jameson. Such impeccable taste in women.
Sienna Miller and Jude Law break up for the last time reportedly. Do we even care anymore? Really, the only good thing about this slice of goss is the close-up of her inner-thigh bruise, tasty.
Anna Nicole Smith wants fellow white-trashee Britney Spears to be her New BFF, 'If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with
you...I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our
babies about the same time,' as she wrote on her website. Like Britney needs any more bad [Katherine Hannaford]
Posted by Katherine on August 10, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Jude Law, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)
July 13, 2006 9:07 AM
Paris Hilton wants kids, but will she follow Jessica Simpson's boob job advice afterwards?
News today that Paris Hilton is convinced she'd be a great mother, so has made it an important goal to settle down and have kids - just as soon as she finds the right man (y'know, caring, reliable, doesn't sell DVDs of the pair of you doing the nasty...) Good luck to her - perhaps she should start casting her net wider than Greek shipping heirs though.
However, some advice comes from Jessica Simpson, who's been talking about how she might need a boob job after she's had kids. "If I have kids, and they're hanging to my waist, that's when I might start to think about having something done to them," reckons Jess. Although whether she's a reliable authority on what cosmetic surgery looks good is somewhat doubtful. [Stuart Dredge]
Posted by Stu on July 13, 2006 in Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)
July 9, 2006 12:57 PM
Madonna lining up Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson for new lesbian stunt
Has Madonna run out of ideas? I only ask because Madge is reportedly in talks with Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan for what the tabloids are obliged to call a "three-way lesbian shocker" at this year's MTV Video Music Awards. You'll remember that three years ago at the same event she grabbed the headlines by snogging Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera on-stage, so her people have obviously decided it's time for more of the same.
Or is it? The Sun's story claims this time Madonna wants to go further, with "a bondage-inspired show". Which presumably means tying up Jess and Li-Lo, bundling them into sacks, and threatening to drop them off a bridge if they don't agree NEVER to tread on Madonna's 'actor/singer' turf again. Maybe. [Stuart Dredge]
Posted by Stu on July 9, 2006 in Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)
