October 27, 2009 2:23 PM

Here we go again: Jodie Marsh versus Jordan, Round 1902083

Jodie Marsh and Jordan/Katie Price/That Horrible Witch Who Made Peter Andre Cry [delete as applicable] have been feuding for so long now that I'm almost convincing myself that the whole thing isn't personal, but rather, an orchestrated PR stunt (Whatever gave you that idea? - Ed.). Now, they're at it again, with Marsh firing the first of (presumably many) shots. Talking to Zoo magazine about Katie Price's horse-riding abilities, Jodie seethed: "What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that's all she does. She doesn't jump, she doesn't do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts."

Jodie then added, "I started horse riding again recently and I haven't ridden since I was 14. So I've got on it after 17 years, and it's a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps."

She added: "She's not good in bed - she doesn't know what she's doing. She's as cold as ice, she's got hardly any friends and she's thick as shit!"

And on her relationship with Alex Reid, who apparently like a bit of cross-dressing? "I think anyone who wants to be with Jordan is a bit weird in the first place."

Sigh.

[viaHeat]

Posted by mofgimmers on October 27, 2009 in Jodie Marsh, Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 23, 2009 1:30 PM

Jodie Marsh has a new face

Look at this picture here, left. Click on it to make it bigger.

Believe it or not, that's Jodie Marsh. Look at the nose. It's definitely her.

So why does it look nothing like her. Studying the snap for a few seconds reveals that it's all in the gob.

Yep, she's clearly had work done on the lips and... well... it's left her looking a bit like Pete Burns!

Visit Holy Moly to see more of the snaps

Posted by mofgimmers on March 23, 2009 in Jodie Marsh | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 16, 2008 3:34 PM

Top Five Celebrity Blogs: Cos they can look good and type y'know

Nowadays everyone wants to get their two bits in and every Tom, Dick and Harry are getting in on the act with their own blog. No wonder celebs feel this  afield they want to explore by joining the online world, where a PR can't moderate all the comments! So who gives us a good read and who is just plain pants? We investigate...

Number 1: Lily Allen's Blog

Definitely not a PR stunt to gain her popularity this blog features diary entries, photos, and the odd bit of bad poetry. Hey that's what kids do these days. She also reveals such 'exclusives' as feeling suicidal and contemplating liposuction. Oh, and when she cancels a gig cos she's under the weather she shows us a picture of her with the doctors note (see above) to prove she ain't faking it. Read her most famous quote after the jump.

'This quote from her blog made front page of newspapers worldwide.

'Fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse..that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I'm a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen vic tim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction'

Hmm. Over-dramatic much?

Number 2: David Beckham Blog

Wow, he can play and write? Apparently as he posted this on his blog- '

'Hello and a happy new year to you all. I’ve had an incredible start to the year already! I was lucky enough to receive the Football Writers Tribute Award last night, which was amazing for me personally. I was pleased to have Sven Goran Eriksson and Bryan Robson there at the ceremony saying a few words about my career. Both of them have achieved much in the game and are good people. It was also very emotional watching the highlights of my career so far. I’m so proud of what I have accomplished and I know I still have plenty more to offer. It was a special night for both me and my family, who were also there with me, and I hope I can create some more memories to add to the ones recognised yesterday evening.'

Has he really written enough, ever, to justify an award? Hmm.

Here's another snippet,

'I was really pleased to be called up to the England squad in August, it is always an absolute honour and a privilege to play for my country and its something I’d always hoped would happen again. Unfortunately, things didn’t go the way we wanted and we won’t be going to Euro 2008, which is incredibly disappointing. However, looking to the future, I feel I still have something to offer. I’ll always want to play for my country and I hope I can continue to do so. It was brilliant to go along and celebrate my Academy’s 2nd anniversary. When the Academy first opened I could only have wished it would be a success, and seeing so many children coming through the doors and enjoying the game of football has been great. Here’s to many more!The Galaxy’s tour of Australia and New Zealand was also an amazing experience.'

He's very positive isn't he? Almost sickeningly so, actually no, make that extremely sickening.

 

Number 3: Spice Girls Blog

Written by the Girl power girls themselves, their blog includes tidbits about heir tours, new pics and updates. A different Spice writes each entry and the tone verges from chirpy, to very chirpy with a constant upbeat theme.

'Happy New Year everybody, it's going to be a good one. Myself and all the Spiceys had a great Christmas. We caught up with our families, ate lots of mince pies and got some well-needed sleep! ' got together for a New Year’s Eve dinner at Gordon Ramsay's fabulous restaurant in Claridges. We got dressed up and had a great night. It was really lovely to see in the New Year with all the girls. We celebrated all the fun times from 2007 and raised a glass (or seven) to the ones to come and to the people who make them possible… especially you guys. THANK YOU!'

Oh and there's a lot of name dropping and thanks, gotta love that. You have to laughat a  post from Victoria about Mel B losing her  bracelet though-

'Talking of the show on Tuesday, Mel B lost her bracelet as it flew off in to the audience and we want to say a big thank you to David who picked it up and contacted our management company to tell us that he had it. We’re grateful to him for being so honest and we’ll be meeting up with him before one of our shows in January to say thank him in person.'

Number 4: Jodie Marsh's Website

You have to sign up for this which is a little annoying, but once in the delight you'll get from her ramblings by far outweigh any frustrations. You get great little snippets and video from her, and hilarious comments such as:

'Now...... get your bums off your seats, get to your nearest newsagents and get yourself this week's edition of Ok cos mine and Matt's wedding photos are in there! It's a huge spread with tons of pics that span from the actual ceremony right up to the party in the night time. My favourite pics are: the one of us kissing on page 92 (that was our real first kiss as husband and wife ie. the bit where the registrar says "you may now kiss the bride") and I love the really big pic on page 95 - it was taken just as we were about to say our vows. Oooh I also love the pic of my dad giving his speech and the pics of our families and the pic of Dave Courtney and his wedding present to us and I love the pic of us with Syd Little on page 101. Sod it..... I love all the pics. I love my dress, I love how handsome Matt is, I love how sexy my bridesmaids look and how smart the ushers look. I love the fact that all the guests are dressed in black and white and I love how natural and beautiful all the pics are.'

Remember they broke up quite soon after! Hehe.  She does love overusing her exclamation marks as well.

Number 5:Matthew McConaughey

Yep, I didn't know he had a website either, and then I find out that he's been announcing potentially life changing news (for hm) on it, such as his impending fatherhood! Add to that the fact he has a rocking six pack and devilish smile and I'm adding this to my RSS feed.

''Got some blessed news… a celebration of life and bounty… a newborn conceived.. yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together… 3 months growing in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far… we are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and shepherding him or her through this life… from moms and dads, to family, to community, it takes the best will and support from everyone to raise the healthiest children we have in society… wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution…'

At time of going to press this info had generated so much hype that the site has been overloaded and is temporarily down, however I can't wait to see the Bio and pics he has up. He does use an eye straining font for his diary though-change that!

Runner Up:  Perez Hilton

This guy started off as a nonentity but thanks to his witty, insightful and very bitchy website he soon became a celebrity in himself- one that writes about other celebrities! He now has definite celeb status- a party ain't a party if Perez hasn't commented on it. Go the blogosphere, for creating a home grown celeb.

 

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 16, 2008 in David Beckham, Hot Gossip, Jodie Marsh, Lily Allen, Matthew McConaughey, Spice Girls, Top Five Celebrities, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (3)

December 20, 2007 12:09 PM

Shocker- Jodie Marsh splits with MTV husband!

Is anyone surprised that somehow a match made on MTV failed to result in long lasting matrimonial happiness. Hmm, now that's one for the Weakest Link if ever there was. Jodie Marsh and Matt Peacock are no more, but even worse than a failed love match- Jodie has to give her house to Matt, as she signed over 50% to him as a display of her love. bet she regrets that now. The 28 year old tanorexic is now fabulous and single .. again!

'It's over, he's moved out and that's the end of it,' she says. I'm not so sure- especially as she has a one of special show coming out on the 23rd Dec. It's appropriately called 'Jodie Marsh: The Aftermath' and will hopefully involve tears, secret confessions and if we're lucky no mention of their sex life. One can dream...

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on December 20, 2007 in Jodie Marsh | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 21, 2007 10:00 AM

In the news: Weller praises Wino, Katona attacks Marsh and Ozzy's willy

- Keira Knightley might have established her name with Hollywood blockbuster films such as the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy and King Arthur, but the actress with body issues (she did call herself “big”) is keen to move away from them. She says, "I can't imagine ever doing another one. I had five months off from Pirates during the summer last year, when I made Silk and Atonement, and it was so great - I want to be able to explore emotions in smaller projects." So she wants to blight quality, mature films with her ‘acting’ instead of expensive American ones – got it. [IMDb]

- Paul Weller has defended tabloid favourite Amy Winehouse, calling her a “great role model.” The Modfather, who has worked with Wino in the past, is obviously hoping for a musical reunion: "She is an amazing, great talent and, despite what all the papers say, she is a great role model for people and I don't think the drugs and the drink and all that make a scrap of difference really." Tell that to the fans she regularly disappoints by cancelling her gigs. [Female First]

- Obviously determined to make the nation feel nauseous, Sharon Osbourne has been talking about her and husband Ozzy’s sex life. According to the X Factor judge, Ozzy is “like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.” An image guaranteed to make stomachs lurch. [The Sun]

- Kerry Katona hasn’t been in the papers for a few days now and so has opted for the failsafe headline grabber: badmouth another celebrity. Over to Kerry: “I can't believe that stupid cow Jodie Marsh has married Matt Peacock. I think she's spent her whole life trying to be Jordan and now she's married Kate's ex. She's got sloppy seconds. How low can you go?” I don’t know Kerry, you tell me. [Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on September 21, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Jodie Marsh, Keira Knightley, Kerry Katona, Musical Stars, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Rag Roundup, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 6, 2007 3:01 PM

Jodie Marsh makes a terrifying announcement

So Jodie managed to pull it off, she got wed right before our very eyes on quite possibly the lowest of the lows of reality television. Who knew it could sink so far?

Well her publicity whirlwind doesn't stop at the altar. Oh Lord, I hear you shout. Well Jodie Marsh has just terrified NSPCC workers the world over by announcing that she might be pregnant!

On her latest MTV diary, she told her new husband of approximately five minutes, Matt Peacock, "I think I might be pregnant! Would you be pleased? I’m getting old. We should wait because there’s stuff I want to do."

"I’m so broody babe, I’d stop taking the pill tomorrow and get pregnant. I’m just desperate. If I’m pregnant now by accident I would keep it and be over the moon."

I don't know where to start with my pity for this possible child - the fact that it will know it was a complete accident, the fact that it will see it's mother's tits splashed across many a centre fold, or the fact that it might inherit some of her genius. Terrifying stuff.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on September 6, 2007 in Baby Watch, Jodie Marsh, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 5, 2007 10:52 AM

Jodie Marsh gets married

Silly me - I had never realised that reality TV was a possible avenue for single gals to snag a husband. It didn’t turn out so well for Preston and Chantelle, but Jodie Marsh wasn’t thinking that she might get married with her new show. Oh no, that was the whole concept of her programme 'Totally Jodie Marsh' and like a true media professional/desperate singleton, Jodie threw herself into the challenge undaunted.

With the groom confirmed, namely Matt Peacock, ex-boyfriend of fellow orange-coloured skin flasher Jordan, the two shared their love in a ceremony last weekend attended by their families, close friends (including Vanessa Feltz?) and the MTV camera crew. Surprisingly, from the look of this video it wasn’t too gaudy – maybe they were saving the strippers for the reception.

Posted by Katie Button on September 5, 2007 in Jodie Marsh, Marriage Watch, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 15, 2007 11:14 AM

Jodie Marsh on TV.. again

Not that we're saying the shy retiring Jodie is a orange streaked limelight hogger or anything, but we do enjoy the rather baffled expression on Richard's face as Jodie sits on the GMTV sofa.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 15, 2007 in Jodie Marsh, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 14, 2007 5:21 PM

Jodie Marsh's husband and wedding venue leaked on net

As well you all know, Jodie Marsh is getting married and it's all part of an MTV show. Of course, their are those who think it's all a bit of fun... and then there are those who think it's a vile act of self promotion making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.

So, who's the poor bloke that will be marrying Jodie Marsh following her car crash of a husband hunt on MTV? Well, Holy Moly report that, thanks to some cheeky scamp posting his name and the 'classy' wedding venue on the web already, we all know who to pray for.

Read over the jump to find out.

Posted by mofgimmers on August 14, 2007 in Jodie Marsh | Permalink | Comments (3)

August 7, 2007 10:59 AM

Who will marry Jodie Marsh?

I've heard that at the auditions only a handful of men turned up, and so far our primadonna has been forced on a  series of banal dates from bowling to cinema trips. This video demonstrates why she doesn't appeal to men as a potential wifey.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 7, 2007 in Jodie Marsh, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 1, 2007 11:29 AM

Get lost in the Marsh..

There's nothing like baring your breasts on a daily basis to incite public disdain, so you at least have to give Jodie credit for being able to take the piss out of herself in this intro to her series. On the other hand you could say she's been manipulated by evil scheming producers who want to take her  up the aisle. I think it'll be great TV though!

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 1, 2007 in Jodie Marsh, TV Show Gossip, UK Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 10, 2007 4:51 PM

Jordan and Jodie share a bloke... (vomit)

I know so much about Jodie Marsh's love life that I'm actually beginning to wonder if I've ever had her... and I've never met her. Latest scoop about the most orange woman on the planet is that the only man she's had any serious interest (like, since, forever) was out of reach because he was tuckling uberboober Jordan at the time. Is it time for a cat-fight already? Next week, a video of 'Hi. I'm Jodie Marsh. Would you actually like to peer up me?' [via Heat]

Posted by mofgimmers on July 10, 2007 in Jodie Marsh, Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 2, 2007 5:17 PM

Top Five Bad Boob Jobs: The Celebs who should have stayed an A cup

Number 1: Victoria Beckham

Yes, I do realize there are other more deserving candidates for the number one spot (see number two) but most people don't quite catch the public eye in the same way as VB; so she is a victim of her own success in these rankings. Fair enough she wanted bigger boobs, there's no harm in that; but you'd think someone with her money and connections could have done better than those strangely shaped oranges super-glued to her chest. What about subtlety, style, sexiness? It seems she just went out to the surgeon and said 'Hey! I want big boobs that get me more attention than Geri. Do your worst!' And they did. However, our Vic denies having any work done, so perhaps she just had some strange growth spurt during her mid twenties, that created that tennis ball effect. Either way, these are some of the strangest breast I've seen in a while, so our number one spot deservedly goes to Mrs beckham of the *ahem* natural breasts.

Number 2: Lolo Ferrari

Well this lady actually died because of her breasts, so I think she's learnt by now that carrying two watermelons stapled to your chest is not a  great idea. They were big, they were bouncy, they spoke of years of depression and neuroses and all I can really say is I blame the surgeon. Don't you know that counselling is the answer, rather than a knife when we're dealing with bazookas the size of Britain. God rest her soul.

Number 3: Gemma Atkinson

Now there is just no excuse for this! Fans of Gemma will have drooled over her in Hollyoaks, and that unfortunate late night show that was Hollyoaks Uncut, but even the most loyal fans will have to wonder why the gorgeous creature that she is needed to deface her perky young protuberances with the aid of silicon.. and create a rather lumpy effect at the same time. Now rather than glorious fresh skin and a natural hang we have this strange shelf like effect that does nothing for her.

Number 4: Janet Jackson

Well she wasn't going to make the top five best list was she? No our Janet seems to like a bit of surgery, flashing, anything really that will mean people don't immediately question her about Michael. There's living in a shadow and then there's going to far, and having a whopping dent in your right boob is not a valid career choice. Well, at least she'll have somewhere to balance her drinks..

Number 5: Jodie Marsh

Jordan was also in the running for this position but that poor lass has just had a baby so we thought we'd let her try some yummy mummy stuff for a while before we began besmirching her name again. Instead we have Jodie 'who wants to marry me Marsh' and I think she makes a fine candidate. Over-sized mammary glands? Check. Breasts that look like they have the consistency of rubber? Check. Unnessessarily exposing breasts at any given opportunity? Check. Nipples that seem to be sown on? Check. That's all folks.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 2, 2007 in Janet Jackson, Jodie Marsh, Top Five Celebrities, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)

May 23, 2007 5:31 PM

Jodie Marsh gives you reasons to marry her

We all know that Jodie is looking for a husband.. and that she's a so called 'novelist'. but this video, whilst not meant to be an online personal add, serves to illuminate the public as to why she'd be a great wifey.. who wouldn't want someone who readily confesses to being an 'ex-stripper, depressed, sucicidal, bullied and a fame hungry fortune seeker'. We're totally sold.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 23, 2007 in Jodie Marsh | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 16, 2007 12:35 PM

Would you marry Jodie Marsh? MTV thinks you might...

Jodie Marsh: best known for bad boob jobs, bright orange skin, a curiously pointed nose and a certain rivalry friendship with Jordan. Now she is the star of her own TV show, classily entitled MTV's Jodie Marsh: Who will take her up the Aisle? Jodie's summer will be spent searching for the man of her dreams, culminating in a live TV wedding at the end of the summer. One can only hope it will contain flounces and extravagances to rival that of Jordan's Cinderella wedding, pumpkin not included. If you feel that she's the girl for you, you can go audition for the role honour of being her love interest this weekend. Alternatively you can download an application to be her hubby, and if she likes you she'll get in touch. Fingers crossed you could be her Peter Andre.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 16, 2007 in Jodie Marsh | Permalink | Comments (11)