March 11, 2010 3:02 PM

Katie Price uses children against Andre

Oh dear. Katie and Peter continues to get incredibly messy. She's got married, he's been K.I.S.S.I.N.G. with someone. Despite the fact that Price was hopping into bed with someone with Andre barely out of the door, she appears to be going mental at the minute, with the latest rumour being that she's using her children in her battle with Peter Andre over his fling with stylist Maddy Ford.

According to Heat, Price urged Junior - her 4-year-old son with Andre - to quiz his father about the relationship in a telephone conversation.

A source said: "It was awful. Junior didn't really understand what was going on and she was in the background telling him what to say. She was saying to him, 'Daddy is a liar. Look, Daddy's kissing another girl... See how Daddy treats mummy now? That girl is called Maddy - that's Daddy's girlfriend. Ask him about Maddy, Junior'.

"The picture she waved in front of Junior's face was of Peter and Maddy together in his video, but Junior didn't understand that - he just saw his dad with another woman."

They added: "He was confused, and at Jordan's request he asked Pete, 'Daddy, why did you lie?'. It was heartbreaking, and I know Pete was devastated at Junior being dragged into it. Pete kept trying to reassure Junior that he had nothing to worry about and that everything was okay. He didn't want to address the situation over the phone, but he kept saying, 'Mummy and Daddy both love you, Junior, very much. That's all that matters'. The two of them are really close, so the whole exchange really upset them both."

Bah.

Posted by mofgimmers on March 11, 2010 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 10, 2010 2:32 PM

Katie Price to die in a car crash?

Katie Price can be a little bit odd at times. Sometimes she comes across as reasonably warm but defensive... and at other times... well... she says the strangest thing. The latest thing to pop from her mouth unannounced is that she thinks she might die in a car crash like Princess Diana. Now, I'm pretty sure she's not comparing herself to Diana, former Princess of Wales, but it is very odd to make any sort of comparison... isn't it?

The glamour model told LBC 97.3 that she would not be surprised if her death was similar to that of the former royal, who died in Paris in 1997.

Price said: "What do I fear? Dying because I don't know how I would die.

"Sometimes I think it might be a Diana moment because the way the press chase me outside my house and try and run me off the road."

She added: "It wouldn't surprise me if it's a car crash and I always say that."

How very, very morbid.

Posted by mofgimmers on February 10, 2010 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 2, 2010 1:59 PM

Katie Price confirms wedding plans

Katie Price (who looks a bit too much like a Bratz doll for my liking) has confirmed that she is planning to marry Alex Reid (who looks a bit too much like an Action Man for my liking) later this year. In an interview with OK magazine, The Artist Formerly Known As Jordan described her partner as "perfect" and vowed to treat him fairly as they plan their future together. What does that mean? Well, you may (or may not) be surprised to learn that this sounds like it could be the real deal!

Price announced: "This year I will marry Alex and I'm going to have his kids."

Discussing the strength of her feelings for the cage fighter, she commented: "I wish I'd met Alex six years ago. He's perfect in every way. He's a proper gentleman. Every man I've been with, I'd never buy a house with them, never buy a car with them. But I said to Alex, forget my house, we should buy a house together.

"I'm going to downsize so we can both afford it. We'll have our joint account, whatever we earn together will go in one pot and everything will be paid out of that. It will be completely equal. So there's no egos, who earns the most. I've never done that with a guy and that's what I'm doing with Alex."

Reid, who won Celebrity Big Brother on Friday, said that he asked Price to marry him in September and they have been discussing the prospect "for some time".

He revealed: "I need Katie. I don't need her for fame but I need her. It has been a fantastic start to the New Year and it's going to be even more fantastic now this is happening."

Posted by mofgimmers on February 2, 2010 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 24, 2009 2:27 PM

Katie Price dumps her fella live on TV

Katie Price (or Jordan, if you prefer) has dumped her boyfriend... live on telly. Alex Reid, who will forever be remembered as that cross-dressing cage-fighter, was set to fly out to propose to the model, however, found himself getting finished on 'I'm A Celebrity'. She said "I think it's best I'm on my own. I don't want a relationship." The whole thing has a horrible stink of Peter and Katie Reconcile Their Differences And Get Back Together Just In Time For Christmas, just like everyone assumed. She's a changed woman, see? Anyway, to see the video of her dumping her fella on air, click over the jump.

Posted by mofgimmers on November 24, 2009 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 27, 2009 2:23 PM

Here we go again: Jodie Marsh versus Jordan, Round 1902083

Jodie Marsh and Jordan/Katie Price/That Horrible Witch Who Made Peter Andre Cry [delete as applicable] have been feuding for so long now that I'm almost convincing myself that the whole thing isn't personal, but rather, an orchestrated PR stunt (Whatever gave you that idea? - Ed.). Now, they're at it again, with Marsh firing the first of (presumably many) shots. Talking to Zoo magazine about Katie Price's horse-riding abilities, Jodie seethed: "What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that's all she does. She doesn't jump, she doesn't do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts."

Jodie then added, "I started horse riding again recently and I haven't ridden since I was 14. So I've got on it after 17 years, and it's a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps."

She added: "She's not good in bed - she doesn't know what she's doing. She's as cold as ice, she's got hardly any friends and she's thick as shit!"

And on her relationship with Alex Reid, who apparently like a bit of cross-dressing? "I think anyone who wants to be with Jordan is a bit weird in the first place."

Sigh.

[viaHeat]

Posted by mofgimmers on October 27, 2009 in Jodie Marsh, Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 18, 2009 2:12 PM

Katie Price is 'over' Andre

Katie Price has reportedly told revellers at a nightclub that she is over her estranged husband Peter Andre. According to The Sun, the glamour model flashed her knickers to party-goers at the Eden nightclub in Ibiza and told them that she did not want to reunite with Andre. Price allegedly said: "I'm totally over Peter, I can snog whoever I want now. The divorce is being finalised."

Club promoter Zoe told the newspaper: "Jordan was off her face. No-one was impressed with the way she was acting. She kept trying to dance on the tables and was being told to stop it by the management. There was broken glass and champagne all over the floor and the staff were desperately trying to wipe it all up with loo roll." The 21-year-old added: "As she left she couldn't put her boots on and was throwing them away from her. She could barely stand."

Posted by mofgimmers on June 18, 2009 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 21, 2009 4:24 PM

Katie Price: 'Rapists should be raped'

Oh dear. Some celebrities don't seem to be able to kick their brain in gear before speaking do they? Katie Price (or Jordan, if your prefer) has claimed that rapists should be subjected to the same ordeal as their victims.

Speaking to OK! about her views on justice (quite why she was asked in the first place is another matter entirely), Price said that she believes in the concept of "an eye of an eye".

"If someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him. I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel. I'm very strict," she said. So who should do the raping exactly? Another rapist to get his kicks? Hmmm.

She went on to say: "And if someone steals they should have to wear a dye on their skin, like a tattoo on their ear or somewhere it can be seen - like across their face. That would stop people stealing."

Posted by mofgimmers on January 21, 2009 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 16, 2008 3:28 PM

Jordan slams Dita Von Teese

Ooooh! Katie Price has got claws hasn't she? This week, the AKA Jordan has described Dita Von Teese's recent Playboy cover as "crap".

The glamour model told OK! that she'd be willing to strip for the magazine, but had reservations because she disliked the recent issue with burlesque dancer Von Teese.

"I'd love to do Playboy," she said. "Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap.

"The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."

YOWZERS!

Posted by mofgimmers on December 16, 2008 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 9, 2008 2:18 PM

Jordan and Peter to get married AGAIN

Once was once too many. But now, after three long LONG years Jordan and Peter have decided it's time to renew their vows.  

‘Katie and Peter first suggested getting their vows renewed and plans are rapidly taking shape,’ some source or other told Daily Mirror. ‘They are really excited about it all and can’t wait to reaffirm their love and devotion...It’ll be a more private affair than the first wedding and a little more understated. But, Katie being Katie there will be a few elaborate surprises in store.' Maybe she'll get her norks out or something.

Posted by Maus on July 9, 2008 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

May 7, 2008 5:04 PM

Jordan and Peter in the jungle

As Jordan and Peter make plans to quit our shores for LA let me take you on a trip down memory lane. Together we can remember fondly, or with slight repulsion, those precious moments in the jungle before they got together...

Posted by Maus on May 7, 2008 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 15, 2008 1:16 PM

Katie Price admits she doesn't write her own books

I know that Katie Price isn't the smartest girl in class (to support my case, may I present to the court her husband Peter Andre), but surely even she must know how people write books. You have an idea, sit down and either scribble it down by hand or type it. Once you've covered the beginning, middle and the end – voila! You are done. That all sound too confusing for you there, Katie?

Apparently so, as with her busy schedule of plastic surgery, OK! magazine 'exclusives' (she's not famous in America, of course it's exclusive to the UK!) and being professionally half-naked, the poor lass doesn't know what writers do. Speaking at the launch of Mermaids and Pirates, her new children's book series, the reality TV star admitted that she doesn't write her own books.

"I don't actually write them, I say how I want the story. Like I've said before in any of my books, even my autobiographies, it's all about me, but it's the bits they add in like 'It's a sunny day and the daffodils were blooming' - things like that obviously haven't come from me. Like Pete would say, it's no different to a producer doing a record."

I'm not pretending that the world is missing out by not having books written directly from the manicured talons of the artist formerly known as Jordan, nor that it is uncommon for celebrities to have their books ghostwritten. But to liken it to a music producer is a bit tacky (I know, I know), especially in light of her Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book being nominated for the WH Smith's Children's Book of the Year Award.

Hang your greasy extensions in shame young lady.

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on April 15, 2008 in Celeb Book Reviews, Jordan, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

March 28, 2008 10:40 AM

Jordan criticises Kerry Katona's reality show

They became chums when stranded in the Australian jungle for the ITV reality show I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! but now Jordan has some harsh words for Kerry Katona. The cause of the criticism is Kerry's new stab at TV - Crazy in Love, the fly-on-the-wall MTV programme that follows her tempestuous marriage to hubby Mark Croft. So, what's the exact problem then Jordan?

"I watch it because I can't believe how dreadful it is. Her people need to be shot. Everyone I know who was a fan of Kerry? They're not after seeing the show. She comes across as someone who has no self-respect. It's not the Kerry I thought I knew and I feel really sorry for her. It's awful."

True, Kerry's endured quite a decline in popularity since being crowned Queen of the Jungle and MTV's claim that she is "the nation's favourite Northern lass" seems sadly off. There's been the drug problems, family feuds, stints in rehab, claims of infidelity, etc. etc., but Jordan is most shocked at the lack of affection or consideration between Kerry and Mark.

"I just think it's so sad. [Kerry and Mark Croft] talk to each other like a piece of s**t. I never see them being loving to each other." Jordan might be right on this one, but what's the alternative? Her reality show Katie and Peter seems to show a little too much loving if you know what I mean.

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on March 28, 2008 in I'm A Celebrity..., Jordan, Kerry Katona, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 4, 2008 3:34 PM

Ex-nanny speaks out against Jordan and Peter Andre

Jordan might have dyed her hair brown and had her boobs down-sized, but her cleaned up image is under threat. Becky Gauld, the star's former nanny who was publicly dismissed on her ITV2 reality show 'The Baby Diaries', has been spilling the beans on the glamour model's life with husband Peter Andre and how she raises her children. Gauld has been talking to 'The News of the World' (because that is the place to go for credible journalism) and is keen to reveal her version of events (how did Jordan not slap her with a no-talking clause in her contract?)

So what naughtiness is Jordan accused of? First off, she's a bad mum claims Gauld: "I only saw Katie or Pete put the boys to bed four times in the 18 months I worked for them." The ex-nanny alleges that Jordan let her disabled son Harvey gorge himself on McDonalds chicken nuggets (quick – someone call Jamie Oliver!) even though dangerously overweight and taught him to swear for the amusement of her friends. Gauld also casts doubt on Jordan's OK! picture perfect life with walking six-pack Peter Andre, claiming that "she would sometimes come in completely trashed and start vomiting. They would shout and Peter would call her a slag."

A pal of Jordan's has leapt to her defence, talking to 'The Daily Star' (what 'The Times' wasn't interested?) shouting off about imminent legal action and how the nanny better be careful when wandering dark streets by herself (probably.) "She trusted her and brought her into her house and now she's been betrayed. Kate is calling in her lawyers and is determined to show she's innocent of these accusations."

Don't worry Jordan – even if you are found guilty of being an absolutely abysmal mother, without a scrap of maternal instinct or parental love – you'll always have Britney Spears to make you feel better.

[via The Daily Mail]

Posted by Katie Button on February 4, 2008 in Jordan, Musical Stars, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 17, 2007 10:49 AM

Jordan's Stunning outsells Christina and Kate Moss

Who's have thought it? After our disappointing smell test results
we'd hoped that Jordan, sorry, Katie's scent would have died a pleasant bargain bin death rather than soaring to the top of Superdrug's smell charts by selling more than any other celeb scent in stock. Seriously folks, she beats Christina Aguilera (who comes second) and other more famous scents such as Kylie, SJP and Kate Moss. Some perfumes have done so badly sales wise (Naomi Campbell and Cindy Crawford) that they've been discontinued! It seems people don't want to smell like models, they want to smell like GLAMOUR models, so I'm sure when Jodie Marsh brings out a perfume it will go down a treat. This ties in with the saddening popularity of Page 3 and the rise of FHM Hot Honey wannabes.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on December 17, 2007 in Celebrity Beauty, Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

November 9, 2007 3:42 PM

Top Five Celeb Calendars: Who will be on our wall in 2008?

Ok, some people may have stopped buying calendars when they graduated from primary school, but there clearly is still a large market aimed at the post pubescent purchasers (mainly male, my investigations have revealed, but why should I judge?) so to cope with the demand there are a plethora of scantily clad celebs stripping off to make  a quick buck. Hey, they have bigger Christmas lists to deal with OK? So let's see what will be adorning bedrooms around the country for the next year.

Number 1: The Spice Girls

Well January does follow their December sell out tour, and I'm sure there will be new tweens obsessed with them as well as all the old queens debating which Spice they most resemble.

Number 2: Kelly Brook

Well, she is super hot, and ahas just released a perfume, so it's no surprise she's making calendar pages. Oh and did I mention she just launched her latest sexy undies for New Look?

Number 3: Hollyoaks

Now these hot honeys are truly pin ups, after all they can act and strip which is quite a talent. After all, as gripping as the Hollyoaks storylines can be (who doesnt love the did she/didn't she sleep with her brother twist at the moment) we know that a fair majority of men nationwide just watch, well OK the McQueen sisters help a lot, but all the rest ares seriously gorgeous too.

Number 4: Girls Aloud

No longer the 'sound of the underground', these girls are mainstream hotties. With their name on everything from phones to underwear these Girls are hotly touted to make the Christmas No1, and the number 1 stocking filler!

Number 5: Jordan

Yes this big breasted lady will be making a stir in 2008, as always the lad mags favourite, Jordan a.k.a Katie Price has been hot to trot in 2007, with the launch of a fragrance, hair accessories and a Richard and Judy style chat show. Go Jordan!!

[ via World in Focus ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 9, 2007 in Film Stars, Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jordan, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Top Five Celebrities, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 24, 2007 4:09 PM

Celebrity Spray off: Jordan takes on Christina and Paris

It's a scent smell off as we test the latest celeb offering in the office. Three of us girls sit down and try out Christina's new perfume, Jordan's Stunning and Paris Hilton Heiress. Which will win? You decide...

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 24, 2007 in Celebrity Beauty, Jordan, Paris Hilton, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 22, 2007 12:16 PM

Katie and Peter Unleashed tells us a lot of things we didn't want to know

Some people like to keep their private life under wraps, kissing chastely at stations and only holding hands when no one can see. Katie Price and Peter Andre are  not this kind of couple, relishing nothing more than taking an X rated view of Richard and Judy and regaling us on the sofa with all their nocturnal antics much to the discomfort of pretty much everyone who really really doesn't want to picture it. basically the loved up bronzed twosome sit on a sofa, discuss each others genitals and make crude The Sun style jokes. Thankfully it's only on ITV2, but I'm sure Channel 4 is considering it. Oh dear.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 22, 2007 in Jordan, Peter Andre & Jordan, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

Katie Price and Jordan launch separate hair care ranges

Quite why Katie and her bigger breasted alter ego find it neccessary to launch two products ranges simultaneously I'm not sure, as both are pink and contain the usual hair straighteners, curlers and hairdryers. Perhaps the Jordan range will create stripper like curls and fake extensions whilst the Katie styles will include housewifely hair and protest of 'I'm just an average girl'.What Jordan does say is,'These products are sightly edgier- with vibrant pink wording on the products themselves. They are aimed at a slightly older age group, helping them prepare for a night out and achieve the style they want. There are products to collect from the range as your style changes. they can also be used as gift ideas and will make great Christmas stocking fillers'. No doubt we'll have an equally exciting statement from Katie when her range is released soon after. They start at £12.99 and are available form Superdrug from the 25th October.

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Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 22, 2007 in Celebrity Beauty, Jordan | Permalink | Comments (5)

October 18, 2007 11:11 AM

The Top Five Untrustworthy Celebs: Stars you wouldn't want to piss on your fire

Stars come and go, but our trust in them varies, as much as their hair colour. After all Britters went from butter wouldn't melt to skanky haired single mom in a blink of an eyelid, therefore making her claims of long held virginity and no smoking lifestyle rather suss. Still, she doesn't top the list of the most untrustworthy celebs, a list of which Trusted Places has compiled , by asking readers to vote. So who did make the grade, and who fell short at the wayside?

Number 1: Paris Hilton with 29%

Well it's no surprise this heiress with a penchant for martini's, miniature dogs and a 'dream of philanthropy' is not considered a role model by most of us, seeing as she's had more caviar than most of us have had hot dinners. One week she's declaring she'll be teetotal, next she's wigging champagne and back to micro mini's and fishnets. She's voted even worse than Britney and that's saying something.

Number 2: Kate Moss with 24.3%

So Kate's gone from super waif to super mom (kids, what kids?) Kate is tabloid honey, be it her cocaine hell, her questionable men, or her penchant for unflattering (on us) waistcoats and selling out to whatever cosmetic contract comes her way. She might tell us she loves us.. but I'd take that with a pinch of salt. After all she 'loved' Pete remember?

Number 3: Britney Spears with 20.4% of the vote

Oh Britney.. I was once one of your staunchest defenders.. till you had that buzzcut those babies and the evil K-Fed preying on your assets. It's a hard world when a Mickey-Mouse club hottie isn't still hot, and having Xtina and Justin succeed so well is bound to hurt. Still, i wouldn't trust her to keep dates, or her word; she'd be the friend who calls an hour late to cancel when you've been tapping your heels.

Number 4:Jordan with 17.5% of the vote

Well if you can't trust a glamour model who regularly strips for a living and shag Peter Andre, who can you trust? I though have double F breasts was a prerequisite for honesty, but I guess if you're faking your body you can fake other things, even though  suspect shed be a terrible liar. Still I can understand why we're not willing to give her a chance, oh what a world.

Number 5: Pete Doherty with 15%

Well anyone who cheated on Ms Moss has to be a rather big idiot don't ya think? I mean look at the no good, drugged out, pale skinned loser and the words 'dependable' and 'jolly good fellow' don't really spring to mind do they? Anyone silly enough to mess up such a good thing on purpose is not exactly going to go on my friends and family list, but what I find worrying is that he is considered BETTER than Britney, as I'd say they were more on par with each other. Oh well.

With thanks to Shiny Red for drawing this to our attention.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on October 18, 2007 in Britney Spears, Hot Gossip, Jordan, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Top Five Celebrities | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 16, 2007 3:13 PM

Peter Andre calls wife Jordan a 'filthy bitch'

Why don’t they just get it over with and hump on national television? Married couple Peter Andre and Jordan/ Katie Price (name dependent on what she’s doing) seemed to come pretty close when they first met on ITV reality show ‘I’m a Celebrity.. Get Me Out of Here!’ and now they have been revealing more saucy secrets about their sex life. Peter blabbed: "Katie is a filthy bitch and I'm her temptation. Everybody has fantasies and when it comes to sexual ones, when you close your bedroom door and it's just you and your partner, anything goes. If we're sat downstairs with the kids and the nanny, Kate tells me off if I discreetly suggest we sneak off upstairs. She'll say 'Pete, you make it so obvious you want to go upstairs for a shag'. And I get really embarrassed. I'm like 'Thanks honey!' So that blows that out."

And all this comes after Jordan/ Katie recently compared Peter’s goods to a Sky+ remote and their lovemaking to horror film Hostel. Dear God people, we get it: you’re married and quite fancy each other. It’s natural and nothing to be ashamed of, but think of your children – do they want to have to grow up and read all this nasty trash talk from their mummy and daddy?

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on October 16, 2007 in Jordan, Musical Stars, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 6, 2007 11:25 AM

In the news: Kate Middleton plans to be a photographer and Jordan is happy

-Amy Winehouse denies rumours that she and her hubby will end up dead like Sid Vicious and his girlfriend Nancy Spungen. "We are not going to end up like them," Amy told The Sun. "We're in love and have everything to live for."[Digital Spy ]

-Jordan and Kerry Katona play nice and make friends again. Despite criticizing Kerry's partner Mark Croft she says,"I wish Kerry luck for the wedding. I hope she has a really good day."[The Sun ]

-Kate Middleton has quit her job at Jigsaw to become a full time photographer. “It was fun but she wants a new challenge.  She is committed to becoming a photographer, " says a source. [Fametastic ]

-Scarlet Johansson is to star in a new Diamond heist movie called Brilliance. She will be reunited with Sam Bayer, the director from her video with Justin Timberlake. Bayer said: "It's about diamond thieves, and we start shooting this winter." [RTE ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 6, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jordan, Kerry Katona, Scarlett Johansson, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 30, 2007 3:31 PM

Katie Prices - Please step forward

Jordan - real name Katie Price - has applied to have her real name registered as a trademark. Seriously. The monster boobed one plans to use her real name to endorse a line of hair products including hair-dryers and rollers. So what?

Well, any named Katie Price has three months to formally object before an official ruling is made. There has to be thousands of Katie Prices out there who would like to be able to use their own name without infringing trademark!

The Sun  is also looking for all the Katie Prices out there and they will pay you for your time. Go on! Make a fast buck at the expense of someone looking for a fast buck or two! [via DListed]

Posted by mofgimmers on August 30, 2007 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

Jordan: The Fitness Video

I just learned that the infamous Jordan actually produced a fitness video and felt I had to share it with you. I like the way she's dressed as a life sized barbie and how her breasts keep escaping her not a sports bra top.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 30, 2007 in Jordan, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 20, 2007 5:27 PM

Jordan is simply Stunning

We at Star Trip have had the dubious honour to be at Jordan/Katie Price's 'Stunning' scent unveiling where she looked suitable for a wedding/ cream cake double all dressed in flouncy white taffeta and off the shoulder swathes of creamy white  material. She posed girlishly on a box, spraying her candy sweet scent to the waiting paparazzi, and looking really tiny in person, well excepting those massive boobs. She also looked like she'd managed to tan extremely well in the english weather; we are impressed.

See after the jump for more pics.. and the Stunning scent!

Here's Katie astride the podium.. and her super scent.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 20, 2007 in Celebrity Beauty, Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 7, 2007 10:43 AM

In the news: Lily Allen is banned from the USA and Madonna fears for her child

- Madonna may lose her malawi child as rumours have started that she paid for the adoption inspectors flights and made improper payments to him. Uh oh. [Just Jared ]

- Jordan's never shy about sharing, and her latest news release? She has got back into shape after her pregnancy without even trying! Whilst other women force down lettuce Jordan's booty has reshaped itself as she is to busy mummying to eat! She plans to have another baby girl, 'this one will be called Twinkle!' after she has her boobs redone in December. [Daily India ]

-Kate Middleton pulls out of the cross channel boat race after fears arose for her safety. [BBC ]

-Lily Allen has been refused entry to the USA! She had to endure a strip search and a five hour interrogation into her criminal record before sending her back. [Metro ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 7, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jordan, Lily Allen, Madonna, The Royal Family, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 3, 2007 4:44 PM

Jordan bumps into Gareth Gates

I know it's not a nice thing to say, but I've always wanted to hear Gareth Gates singing Barbara-Ann by The Beach Boys. Sadly for our stuttering pop idle runner-up, we won't be hearing his dulcet tones anytime soon as the only time we hear from him in the press is when he's drunk.

Well, out on the town and furiously trying to order a d-d-drink,   he bumped into old flame Jordan. The unholy union took place in the VIP room at London's Modiva, but the sight of the large orange chest sent him legging it just 15 minutes after her arrival.

Gates lost his virginity to Jordan - shudder - when he was 17 and she was six months pregnant with her first child. I can imagine that looking like someone wearing one of those Zippy rucksacks and running down a flight of stairs in heels. Apparently, Jordan had a ball and Gates' exit furthered rumours that he had to dash so he could get back to his job driving taxis. Possibly.

Posted by mofgimmers on August 3, 2007 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 1, 2007 11:10 AM

In the news: Nicole Richie is four months pregnant and Kirsten Dunst is noisy

-We've ummed and ahhed about whether twiglet Nicole Richie was actually pregnant and now in an 'exclusive' she reveals to Diane Sawyer that she's four months pregnant. Not that the babe will be malnourished or anything... [ABC ]

-Kirsten Dunst doesn't seem to be winning any friends in her new Islington home, as residents have complained of how noisy the Spiderman star is. [Monsters and Critics ]

_Tragedy strikes the Jordan house as both she and her orange lover Peter Andre are mystified at the ginger tint to their daughter's hair. Princess Tiaamii is blue eyed and ginger haired but they declare they will 'love her anyway', then filled us in on the intimate details of their sex life. Nice. [The Sun ]

-There may be trouble in Brangelina land with reports of the couple arguing and spending time apart, while on holiday! Bard is said to be angry with Angelina's constant weight loss and has purchased a bachelor pad of his own in Berlin. [Metro ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 1, 2007 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jordan, Nicole Richie, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 18, 2007 12:42 PM

Jordan loves some Bunny

Our dearest Jordan has popped her sprog and her lil baby girl is very close to her. So close in fact, that when she previously revealed that she'd be happy for her progeny to go into glamour we didn't bat an eyelid, and following in that vein she has named the little sugar Bunny, presumably entering her into a world of stiletto's and pole dancing early. With a name like that she can only grow up to be like her mother; after all I don't see many Bunny's in the House of Lords.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 18, 2007 in Baby Watch, Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 10, 2007 4:51 PM

Jordan and Jodie share a bloke... (vomit)

I know so much about Jodie Marsh's love life that I'm actually beginning to wonder if I've ever had her... and I've never met her. Latest scoop about the most orange woman on the planet is that the only man she's had any serious interest (like, since, forever) was out of reach because he was tuckling uberboober Jordan at the time. Is it time for a cat-fight already? Next week, a video of 'Hi. I'm Jodie Marsh. Would you actually like to peer up me?' [via Heat]

Posted by mofgimmers on July 10, 2007 in Jodie Marsh, Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 4, 2007 11:31 AM

In the news: Christina Aguilera is pregnant and Jordan's OK with her baby being a model

-Harry Potter premieres in London to torrential rain and lightening, and the countdown to the final book moves up a notch. 'If I were Harry Potter for a day I'd try and outrun trains', Daniel Radcliffe says.  [Sky Showbiz ]

-Denise Van Outen is hanging up her mini skirts, and looking for marriage. Tired of being top totty she now wishes to find her own picket fence and 2.4 children. Maybe she'll get it together with David Walliams, following through on their marriage pact... [Entertainment Wise ]

-Jordan's only just sprogged her baby and already she's commenting on the girls possible career in glamour! 'It's completely up to her, so if that (glamour modelling) is what she wanted, that would be fine, and I'd support her.' [Daily Star ]

-That Dirrty girl Christina Aguilera is now up the Hilary (Duff), and we can look forward to peroxide style mini wailing greeting us in nine months. [Dotspotter ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 4, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Jordan, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 29, 2007 2:08 PM

Jordan finally sprogs a girl

After what seems like a gestation fit for an elephant, Jordan aka Katie Price aka Katie Andre(?) has had her baby. The baby girl was born at 8.49am this morning by caesarean. Probably best given her constant desire for size zero hips between pregnancies.

Oddly, Jordan is one of few bimbos who I don't loathe. Seriously. She might be hideously annoying, and I'd never want a pint with the girl, but she's undeniably a serious businesswoman.

Katie and worryingly-faced Pete have said that, though they want a big family, they're taking a break from all this pregnancy lark for now. I'll believe that when I see it, but the girl deserves a break quite surely. Katie's new book Crystal was launched earlier this month at Harrod's, for some inexplicable reason. I'm sure it really is a cracking read. Maybe.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on June 29, 2007 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 5, 2007 3:46 PM

Jordan launches her latest book Crystal.. from a Crystal

Jordan, or Katie Price as she seems to wish to be called nowadays makes a dramatic entrance for the signing of her latest book. Cunningly titled Crystal, she turned up princess style in a large diamond shaped sedan, carried by four nicely buffed semi naked men. Who all have the slogan Crystal tattooed on them, so we don't get distracted from the point of this all. Great stuff. I wish I could tell you what the book's about, but I'm betting it will involve a princess like happy ever after.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 5, 2007 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (4)

January 2, 2007 11:55 AM

Jordan's baby Harvey badly burnt in accident

No flippancy from me about this story: Jordan and Peter Andre saw in the new year NOT with the glitzy party they'd planned, but instead were at the Chelsea and Westminster hospital in London keeping watch over Jordan's son Harvey, who was badly burnt in an accident at home on Sunday.

The couple haven't said how the accident happened, but they immediately cancelled their planned New Year's Eve bash and a family holiday in order to keep vigil at the hospital. Apparently Harvey's condition is "stable", although he could be in hospital for a while. Best of luck for his recovery.

In other news, no sign of Peter'n'Jordan's duets album in the Top 40. But sales will surely pick up as it makes its way into bargain bins.

Posted by Stu on January 2, 2007 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (2)

December 22, 2006 12:46 PM

Spend your weekend with the Stars

Ah, it's that time again, folks. It's Friday. But not just any Friday, oh no. It's a mega Friday in which we don't have to go back to work until about January 2 of next year. I can practically hear the angels and suffering cubical slaves weeping tears of joy from here.

So, if you'd like to find a good way of ditching your family, or hiding from your in-laws this weekend, why not spend some time stalking celebrities, or catching up on the latest gossip? Tis the season. So, today in Maida Vale, London, Radio 1 will be throwing at 12 hour Christmas party. 12 hours! Think of all the glorious, naughty fun you could have in 12 hours! Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervis will be there, and who knows what other hot musical celebrities will show up!

There's a rumor floating around -again- that Kate Moss and Pete Dohertyy will be getting married in Westminster, London, tomorrow. Now, I really hope this isn't true. Not that I don't want them to be happy, but let's be honest, they're not the best couple in the world. However, if you're out and about tomorrow and have your best paparazzi gear on you, by all means, investigate!

Sunday is Christmas Eve, for those of you who care, and not much will be going on. However,the Christmas number one song will be revealed! Who do you think will top the UK's chart? The favorites are Leona Lewis, Girls Aloud, and for some reason Katie Price and Peter Andre. It's a toss up, really. However, my votes are for Katie and Peter. They're AWESOME!

Happy Holidays, lovely readers. We wish you the best! Stay safe, and try to stay warm!

Posted by Cate on December 22, 2006 in Girls Aloud, Hot Gossip, Jordan, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Pete Doherty, Peter Andre | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 21, 2006 3:07 PM

Lots of people like Katie Price and Peter Andre's duets album

And when I say 'like', I mean really like. Just check out the user reviews on Amazon for the Price/Andre album of duets that's just come out. Most of them give it 5 stars, and they're simply marvellous. Star Trip's favourite is below, but you can read them all here.

"What a wonderful experience. It reminded me of that time I was walking along a running stream in a wooded glade when I spotted the water turning a pale shade of red. This I attributed to the cherry blossom that was overhanging the water's edge dropping into and colouring the water but upon further inspection I discovered a number of floating, disgorged sheep, guts and entrails spewing out and blood trailing along in swirls behind each carcass. I shall always treasure that moment as I shall this album."

Posted by Stu on December 21, 2006 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

December 11, 2006 3:47 PM

This is certainly not Jordan and Peter Andre singing very badly

Get ready for your ears to drop off and hide under the sofa trembling. You're about to hear something that sounds suspiciously like Peter Andre and Jordan singing their version of 'A Whole New World'. It seems that the lawyers for the pair aren't happy with this video unless you write IT'S A SPOOF lots of times. So even though this video could only be described as a SPOOF, one can't help but notice the similarities in the voices you can hear... on this SPOOF...  that really does sound like Andrex and Jordan making horrible music.

Posted by mofgimmers on December 11, 2006 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 8, 2006 12:24 PM

Spend your weekend with the Stars

  Between office Christmas parties, and mandatory Holiday festivities, why not add some fun to your weekend? There's lots of, um, interesting Celebrity functions going on that you can take part in! If you're in Ashover today, Prince Charles and Camilla will be taking a tour of the city and turning on the Christmas lights! Who wouldn't want to schmooze with the best looking couple in Britain?

On Saturday, drop by The Astoria and take the wonderful opportunity to see Jordan and Peter Andre lip-synching live! Or, if you don't feel like giving yourself a headache, you could always go into London's Selfridges and see Gordan Ramsey or Shayne Ward at WH Smith Newcastle Greenhead!

And lastly, for our New York readers, on Sunday take the chance to see Renee Zellweger and -sigh- Ewan McGregor at the premiere of Miss.Potter!

Doesn't rubbin' elbows with celebrities and Royals sound much better than elbowing people in shopping malls this weekend?

Posted by Cate on December 8, 2006 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan, The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 4, 2006 12:14 PM

Jordan and Peter Andre's "Whole New World" video

The chemistry between these two positively seeps with natural talent. Sure they completely ripped off parts of Justin Timberlake's video for Sexyback, but Jordan's 48 costume changes throughout the entire video is such a visual treat. Did I mention the marriage proposal on a balloon at the end? If this video doesn't win all kinds of awards, I will be shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

If you can stop laughing long enough to actually watch this video in it's entirety, please do. It's worth it. This may one of the best things I've seen in a long time. It is pure gold. Magnificent, even.

Thank God they have a pre-nup, after the success of this video who knows how much money they'll make. I mean, we're talking tens, if not hundreds of pounds!

Posted by Cate on December 4, 2006 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (2)

November 27, 2006 11:11 AM

Jordan and Peter Andre DO have a pre-nup, unlike the McCartneys...

Today's Sun has a big feature promising "the naked truth" about Jordan and Peter Andre, although I'd prefer the fully-clothed truth, to be honest. It turns out the couple did sign a pre-nuptial agreement before getting married, but at Peter's request, not Jordan's. Really. And no, it doesn't get to stipulate who'll get to keep all the unsold copies of their forthcoming duets album.

"As soon as Kate accepted my marriage proposal I made it clear I wanted to sign a pre-nup," Pete tells the paper. "There was one reason and one reason only — so Kate would always know that I loved her for her and wasn’t after any cash if things went wrong."

Sir Paul McCartney must be wishing he'd signed a similar agreement now. Pete says he's shocked by Macca's split from Heather Mills, but Jordan isn't surprised at all.

"I know a lot of people who know Heather and they all claim she was always after a rich man," she says. "They say she’s got a fame hunger. She got her baby out of it and that’s what she tried to do. I know it’s rude for me to say all of this as I don’t know her personally, but that’s what people who do have told me. You’d have thought he’d have signed a proper pre-nup."

Posted by Stu on November 27, 2006 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 24, 2006 8:52 AM

Jordan set for fourth boob job, third baby

Jordan is sick and tired of her monster 30G breasts, and is planning her fourth boob job to get them reduced, before trying for another baby with hubby Peter Andre. If all goes well, she'll go under the knife by Christmas, although experts have warned of the dangers of having so much surgery done.

"They're saggy," she tells the Mirror. "Men may think they're great but they're just not pert any more and it's a turn-off. I used to love them but I don't need them any more. I hardly ever go out now. I'm always in with Peter so I don't need to show them off. I want another baby but I've got to get a boob job first."

However, her album of Christmas duets with Pete may be part of the reason too, according to one of her friends who tells the paper: "She doesn't really want to be promoting a family album with those big jugs on the front."

Posted by Stu on October 24, 2006 in Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 1, 2006 7:13 AM

A Week With Jordan & Peter

I would imagine Peter has been in hot water this week after magazine reports alleged wife Jordan had a drinking problem, whilst listing their source as Peter's own autobiography. Ouch. Since then, the pair have been busy setting the record straight as Jordan denies an alcohol problem and just says Peter doesn't like her when she drinks. I'm not sure what the big deal about something so small is - when my husband has had one too many he starts singing about how much he misses Ireland - but that's the world of celebrity for you.

I'd just like to say something on the subject of Peter's autobiography. I've seen proof copies of it and the typeface and layout of the cover is exactly the same as it was for Jordan's first book, Being Jordan. Whilst I know these two are trying to be a global power couple, couldn't he have at least had something a bit different? Despite the book going into Peter's pop career, it's still called All About Us. Poor lad, bet he'd hoped for a bit of individual recognition for a change.

Posted by Antonia on September 1, 2006 in Jordan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 21, 2006 2:34 PM

Jordan's no alcoholic, despite Peter Andre's fears

Cor, no sooner do we suggest that it's been a quiet week for Jordan and Peter Andre, then they go and splash themselves all over the tabloids in an alcohol-related furore. The News Of The World yesterday had Pete Lifting The Lid on Jordan's Booze Hell, saying that "Kate's had problems with drink. She knows she can't handle it. It turns her into someone I don't recognise and I don't like." This is from his new autobiography apparently.

But then today's Sun has an exclusive interview with Jordan herself, refuting the story. "I haven’t got a drink problem, I’m not an alcoholic, I’m not a drunk. I hardly ever drink," she says. "Pete doesn’t like it when I’ve had a drink. But it’s rare. And anyway, what does that preening banana-eating fool know?"

Obviously, it would be deeply cynical to suggest that this is In Any Way a pre-meditated PR campaign for the sorry piece of ghost-written mush that's coming out under Pete's name. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 21, 2006 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan | Permalink | Comments (4)

A Week With Jordan And Peter

Honestly, what DO we pay our celebrities for?  We shower them with gifts, attention and abuse, and all we ask in return is that they do something interesting every once in a while so that we can write about it in a mildly satirical way.  It's the circle of life.

All too often at the moment, celebs are lying low and doing very little to tweak our gossip antennae.  Take Jordan and Peter, for example.  Admittedly after Jordan's recent miscarriage she needs to sit back and recuperate, but there's nothing stopping Peter popping to the shops for a pint of milk wearing a giant sombrero, is there?  But no, all they've done recently is go on holiday, where they're reputedly trying to make another baby.  By having sex a lot.  They're also playing cards, drinking cocktails, and having singing lessons.  Not a sombrero in sight, giant or otherwise.  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on August 21, 2006 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 17, 2006 7:48 PM

Jordan And Pete Want Another Kid

A month after Jordan suffered a miscarriage, she and hubby Peter Andre are trying again for another child, according to Star magazine.  It may seem a strange reaction to a miscarriage, but a close friend of the couple said "It's been a very difficult time for them, but they want another baby and are having lots of fun trying".

Speaking about a recent holiday, Jordan has said "All there is to do is play cards, drink cocktails, do our singing lessons and make love.  We've been doing the last thing a lot."  Makes sense really - there's no point in doing the third thing...

Posted by Aigua on August 17, 2006 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 27, 2006 1:21 AM

Jordan - "A Whole New World" BOOK REVIEW

I am a girl of my word, and after doing Star Trip's first celebrity book review (Katie Price "Being Jordan"). I promised I'd review her follow-up autobiography, A Whole New World, so here I am.

A Whole New World is perhaps a better book for those wanting celebrity gossip, rather than Katie's background information and how she got in to modelling. AWNW kicks off following I'm A Celebrity, where Katie met now-husband Peter Andre.

Her description of their flirtation is a little odd. She tries to explain away her bizarre hot/cold behaviour in the jungle as her "protecting herself". She claims that she fancied Andre before they'd even hit the jungle - the attraction began at the pre-show barbeque all the contestants attended. [Toni Kelly]

As anyone who watched the show will know, Peter very quickly seemed interested in the glamour model whilst she shunned his advances. She says this was because she already had a boyfriend (though, bizarrely, she's very dismissive of said boyfriend, Scott, later in the book) and because she thought Peter was playing up to the cameras. But it appears she changed her mind upon being evicted, as she talks in detail of how she planned to "wow" him on his release.

In a natty conspiracy theory, Katie claims that Peter's management and friends deliberately tried to keep them apart. She says they failed to pass on any of the many messages she left for him and blames them for her not being able to meet up with Peter. She did, however, eventually got through, arranged to meet Peter and within moments of their first post-jungle meeting she was... giving him a blowjob.

Classy girl.

The rest of the book is a little tiresome. Pages upon pages of boring ramblings of how much she loves Peter, how perfect they are together, why he's 'The One'... it's enough to send even the more severe insomniac to sleep. Then there's the too-much-information moments when she discusses their sex life, in graphic detail. But what did I expect - her to suddenly become appropriate?

The book glosses over the trouble she has with Harvey, her ill son from her relationship with Dwight Yorke. As sad as the revelations are - and some are quite harrowing - I flicked through the pages thinking: "I knew all this before". When you're as big a media luvvy as Jordan, and you spend your life revealing exclusive details in any glossy mag that's going, there really isn't any need for an autobiography.

Once again, she discusses her cancer problems, and once again she doesn't bother to finish the story! The last we read is that she's due another scan pre-wedding, but the subject isn't raised again, which is just sloppy writing.

We read in detail about her second pregnancy, with Peter's son Junior, and she describes in detail her problems with post-natal depression. However, she does come across as very selfish throughout the time. Would it really have hurt her to honour Greek tradition and name her son after Peter's father? She and Peter apparently had massive rows over it, but she stood her ground and won. Which doesn't strike me as exactly fair to Peter. And considering they eventually settled on Junior anyway - surely Savva, or it's English partner Steven, would have been kinder to the kid?

Then there's the story of the wedding. Jordan laments the decision to sell her soul to OK! magazine, saying she felt dictated to on the day and had to pose for too many photographs. Well, duh, what did you expect?

I finished the book less of a Jordan fan than I had been before. Her tone and diction has certainly changed since Being Jordan, which as a book was a revelation and very well written. A Whole New World seems rushed, crass and immensely boring unless you like reading about how in love she is (then a chapter later, details of the screaming arguments she has with Peter). The overall tone, I'm afraid, is smug.

Let's hope there's not a third book.

Posted by Antonia on July 27, 2006 in Celeb Book Reviews, Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 17, 2006 3:12 PM

"Being Jordan" by Katie Price - REVIEW.

A new feature for Star Trip here (see? We do occasionally stop lazing in the sun and do some work). From time to time, I shall be putting up reviews of my collection of celebrity autobiographies and telling you if they're worth spending your hard earned cash on. I'm starting with Being Jordan by Katie Price, which is the first of her two autobiographies (and what is she? 26?).

Of course, if you've got a celeb bio you'd like me to review, please feel free to send me a copy of the book. Or you could just keep it and read it yourself, whatever's easiest. However - and I mean this genuinely - if you've read a good - or shockingly poor - celeb autobio, then please DO get in contact and tell me to buy it and review it. I might even listen. The review is just one click away... [Toni Kelly]

It’s fair to say that before reading this book, I was anti-Jordan. I saw her as a pointless pin-up in a world full of other pointless pin-ups – what exactly made her different or original?

From the moment I opened Being Jordan, I realised I had grossly underestimated Katie Price, the woman behind Jordan. I’d originally assumed she was just another tart, but the book is clear and concise from page one – dare I believe it? – actually rather witty occasionally.

The book begins at the beginning of Katie’s career and her chance encounter with a paedophile photographer whom she met on her way to making her dreams come true. The book skips along nicely through her first real romance – where she became a victim of domestic violence – and the usual teenage girl troubles; spots, arguing with her mother and losing her virginity.

I expected the book to be rather crude and her approach to sex almost mechanical. In reality, whilst there is a lot of sex talk, some of it explicit, Katie spends more time talking about the feelings connected with sex and how it reflected on her relationships.

Things really kick start from ‘Jordan’ is born and becomes an F1 girl and Katie meets Dane Bowers, who was, at the time, a member of boyband Another Level. She talks frankly and honestly about wavering feels for Dane and how, at times, she was tempted to cheat with F1 star Ralph Schauhmacher. In time, however, her feelings for Dane deepen and it’s quite touching.

By this stage in the book, you really feel like a friend of Katie’s, watching her life from behind her shoulder. You can see when things are going to get bad and in a way you wince and think – careful now! Of course, the majority of the time she does completely the wrong thing but you somehow like her anyway.

Her description of discovering she was pregnant, only to be shunned by footballer Dwight Yorke, the father of the child, is almost harrowing in it’s sadness. As is the description of her depression following her split from Dane. She talks openly about giving birth and her shock and horror at discovering the extent of her son, Harvey’s, genetic problems.

The one disappointment of the book is her tale of discovering she had cancer. You almost feel she needed to give more time to such a big thing, when in reality it’s no more than eight pages, and she also leaves things up in the air without clarifying the current status of the illness. This book would have been all the more better if she’d presented a rounder view of her life, not just relationships, sex and modelling.

It is, nevertheless, a likeable read and in the end you’re cheering for her. It’s interesting to note how much attention she pays to her career and her various wrangles with bad managers and people leaking things to the press. She also talks at length of how she controls photo shoots and has an input on everything she puts her name too – she doesn’t just sign the contract and take the money.

If you’re waiting for the I’m A Celeb and Peter Andrew gossip, you’ve got the wrong book, everything about that is in her second book, A Whole New World, which I’ll be reviewing soon.

As for Being Jordan, I’d give it three and a half out of five. At times brilliant, but perhaps a bit heavy on the over-sharing from time to time.

(By the way, I promise I won't always be this nice - I just genuinely enjoyed the book!)

You can buy 'Being Jordan' in paperback from Amazon for just £6.39.

Posted by Antonia on July 17, 2006 in Celeb Book Reviews, Jordan, Peter Andre & Jordan | Permalink | Comments (9)

July 10, 2006 9:30 PM

Kate Winslet Kicks Victoria Beckham's Skinny Arse Into Touch

Poor Posh. As if having to return from shopping nirvana in Baden-Baden due to the rubbish football efforts of her hubby and his useless chums, Victoria Beckham has now been voted as having the least desirable body in Britain, by the readers of Closer. She narrowly edged out Kerry Katona and Jordan, apparently. Who has the best bod? Kate Winslet, followed by Charlotte Church, Keira Knightley, Coleen McLoughlin and Sienna Miller. No mixed messages there then. Most of the women I know think Posh has actually got the most desirable body in Britain anyway. At least, when he's not playing away in Madrid etc etc. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 10, 2006 in Charlotte Church, Coleen McLoughlin, Jordan, Keira Knightley, Kerry Katona, Sienna Miller, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 20, 2006 4:01 PM

Jordan & Peter - The New Richard & Judy?

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Coming to a TV near you in the future; Jordan and Peter Andre's very own chat show.

As if the couple haven't had enough over-exposure, they've just signed a deal with ITV for their own series. Following various - surprisingly successful - ventures in to the world of TV - which includes appearances as the correspondents for Richard & Judy's ex-place of work This Morning on every series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! - ITV like the perma-tanned pair so much they have seen fit to sign them up. WHY, God, WHY? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Jordan, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 19, 2006 12:52 PM

Jordan's Quote Of The Year

Yes, her mouth has served many purposes during her glamour modelling career, but never has such quality ever come near her lips, as this. In a recent bitching fest about Jade Goody, she labelled the ex-Big Brother housemate's boob's as looking 'fake', and that she doesn't think 'her surgeon did a good job.' Et Tu, Jordan? [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 19, 2006 in Big Brother, Jade Goody, Jordan | Permalink | Comments (0)