April 29, 2008 12:23 PM

Pamela Anderson claims third marriage "never happened"

Poor Pamela Anderson is clearly losing her marbles. Maybe her brain cells fried under all the California sun. Maybe it’s the effect of years of wild living or maybe because she's little more than a blow-up sex doll, but the poor love has been demonstrating a terrifying loss of memory. So, what has the buxom Baywatch babe conveniently forgotten? Her short-lived marriage to Rick Salomon last year. Though claiming you've forgotten something that you're taling about kinda defeats the point, surely?

 

The couple managed a whopping two months of marriage last year before an annullment was granted after both sides cited 'fraud', and now Pammy has been opening up on the doomed romance. Talking on chat show Larry King Live, this was her revealing insight into this, her third failed marriage: "Oh jeez… It never happened… It was an - well, it was an annulment so… It never happened."

 

Let's hope she's also scratched Barb Wire from her memory as well. God knows, I wish I could.

 

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Aigua on April 29, 2008 in LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Pamela Anderson | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 18, 2008 11:17 AM

Posh celebrates birthday with showbiz chums

And so a big Star Trip happy birthday for Victoria Beckham, who hit the grand old age of 34 yesterday. And how did the Spice Girl celebrate the big day? By getting drunk with her celebrity husband and celebrity mates all in a grand celebrity setting, of course. Ahh - she's just like you and me, isn’t she folks?

Vicky B and her hubby, some past-it footie player you might have heard of, enjoyed a meal out with her current favourite chum, actress (I say actress, but having watched her in Van Helsing, I beg to differ) Kate Beckinsale and her director husband Len Wiseman. Desperate Housewives strumpet Eva Longoria Parker was also part of the celebrations, fitting considering it all went down at her fancy LA restaurant Beso.

An onlooker commented in The Mirror: "After lots of champagne, they stumbled out and went back to the Beckham's Beverly Hills mansion and partied till 3am."

Notable by their absence were former best buddies Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Maybe Katie was too busy fighting her way out of Tom's home security system to make it. Either that, or she's officially been replaced by another scrawny, Hollywood robot. Tough break Katie.

[via The Mirror]

Posted by Katie Button on April 18, 2008 in David Beckham, Eva Longoria, Film Stars, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Posh 'N Becks, Tom Cruise, TomKat, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)

April 11, 2008 9:39 AM

Lindsay Lohan to get her kit off... again

Bless her, she's desperate. After a rather colourful recent past that has included stints in rehab, being publicly criticised by the head of a Hollywood production company and dating serial shagger Calum Best, all the while wearing those god-awful leggings, Lindsay Lohan has decided she will do anything to get an acting gig. Even take off all her clothes. Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

The former Disney starlet has fallen on hard times since partying superseded acting and singing as her main occupations, why else is she always snapped pimping out that nicotine gum? And so is keen to show Hollywood why they liked her so much in the first place by doing a low-budget indie flick for little money. That's how actors get credibility, right?

The 21-year-old is set to accept a pay cheque of only £40,000 (that would barely cover her expenses for a night out) to star in Florence as a nymphomaniac waitress. The part involves her showing us her parts, with "full frontal" nudity being discussed. Put it away love, we've seen it all before.

A source blabbed to The Sun: “Lindsay doesn't care she's getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring.” While another insider elaborated: “She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.”

'The potential of her body' - what does that mean? If she's looking to earn money by shedding clothes then there are dozens of lad's mags that would cough up to have her flaunt her bits on their pages. And maybe if she's so keen for everyone to ogle her nakedness, then she might want to look into glamour modelling rather than Hollywood acting.

But more troublingly, why does she consider that nudity = industry respect? If that's how it worked then porn films would win Oscars and Jenna Jameson would be bigger than Julia Roberts. Being a serious actress requires more than a few daring pussy shots, Lindsay. Don't you know that yet?

[via the Daily Mail]

Posted by Katie Button on April 11, 2008 in Film Stars, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 8, 2008 10:15 AM

Mischa Barton avoids jail for drink-driving charge

It must be great being a celebrity. Not only do you get to live the life of luxury but if ever you break the law (or more specifically, are caught doing so), then you're pretty much guaranteed to get a sweet deal. Pete Doherty, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie have all benefited from being able to holler "don't you know who I am?" in a bid to minimise their punishments, and now former O.C. 'actress' Mischa Barton has joined their ranks.

The young starlet was arrested in December last year for drink driving, possession of marijuana and driving without a license and was charged in February. For normal people, the future might look a little bleak, but not for Mischa as by accepting a plea deal she will avoid any jail time.

Instead she will serve a three-year unsupervised probation term, attend a three-month alcohol-education class and pay a fine of $1,700. And that's it. The drug charge will conveniently disappear and the license charge will be downgraded to an infraction.

A source told TMZ that this is "fairly standard" for a first-time offender. By which they meant 'fairly standard' for someone famous.

[via IMDb and TMZ]

Posted by Katie Button on April 8, 2008 in Drug Scandals, LA Airheads, Mischa Barton | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 7, 2008 12:20 PM

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden to marry this summer

Everyone loves a celebrity wedding. We've just had the starry nuptials of Beyoncé and Jay-Z, and now it looks like new parents Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are making plans to skip down the aisle. Of course, a depressing percentage of these unions end in bitter public battles over everything from custody of the children to who gets the coffee maker, but ignoring the threat of divorce, let's learn of this upcoming OK! magazine cover story.

A source close to the pair has unconvincingly claimed that they "can’t give too much away" about the Richie/ Madden wedding, before adding that "I can say that it will be this summer." The insider went on to maintain absolute secrecy by revealing that the invitations are being sent out soon and that everything is more or less confirmed excepting the outfits.

Nicole will have eight bridesmaids and the whole shindig will be sweated over by a top celebrity party planner. New York bakery Alice's Tea Cup is prepped to provide the cake, though tastings are still determining what culinary creation guests will gorge on.

What are the chances that dad Lionel will knock out cheese-fest song 'Three Times a Lady' in tribute to daughter Nicole at some point during the day?

[via OK! Magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on April 7, 2008 in LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 25, 2008 10:54 AM

Lindsay Lohan furious at leaked Calum Best sex tape

Bored of the Kristin Davis sex tape scandal? Well, here's a new one for you. Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best. Eek – it's enough to make you wish you hadn't eaten all those Easter eggs over the holiday weekend. The pair of flighty ne'er do wells shacked up together last year and now we can all enjoy a seedy insight into their 'romance' courtesy of Calum's mobile phone. Dare you read on?

The footie legend's son and Love Island Romeo taped his and Lindsay's romp and sent it to some of his chums. Now it's been leaked online and this pic, though grainy, does look like a plausible snap shot of the twosome's bedroom antics.

Calum is no doubt thrilled at this, such seedy gossip extending his 15 minutes of fame, though La Lohan is said to be horrified at the news. The Mean Girls actress might have spent her time since leaving rehab pimping herself out to every magazine going in a bid to resurrect her flagging career and even getting naked for one publication, but a sex tape? Even she has limits. Apparently.

"I can't believe you would ever fucking do this to me," she allegedly ranted to Calum via phone over the Easter break. "I should have listened to everyone, I should never have fucking trusted you.”

And there lies the moral of the story children - don't go near Calum Best.

[via Heatworld]

Posted by Katie Button on March 25, 2008 in Calum Best, Film Stars, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

March 13, 2008 1:08 PM

The Beckhams hit up a sex shop

They've been married for a few years now and so to show the public that they still have the hots for one another, the Beckhams were spotted visiting a Hollywood sex shop – talk about spice up your life. The couple hit up the Pleasure Chest adult store late at night, dressing rather plainly (in a fruitless bid to look like they didn’t want to be snapped), and clearly enjoying their saucy adventure.

"David grabbed a small shopping basket and stocked up on some goods," a source told The Sun. "Victoria was very vocal, cracking jokes constantly. They seemed to know exactly what they wanted and after asking an assistant where items were, they grabbed what they came for." And what sex toys do appeal to such an A-list couple? Apparently, massage oil, personal lubricant, a Cyberskin vibrator, a leather braided cane and a padded black collar and restraint. Wish I hadn't asked now.

[via The List]

Posted by Katie Button on March 13, 2008 in David Beckham, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Spice Girls, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 29, 2008 12:14 PM

Lindsay Lohan excuses her partying past

Lindsay Lohan, that shameless queen of self-promotion, last seen in the buff for a spread in New York magazine, graces the cover of next month's Paper magazine (pictured right) looking like she needs the loo. In the interview the Mean Girls stars opens up about her troubles (again!) It's no wonder she hasn't got any films out – she's so bloody busy just talking about herself. Who needs a career when you can be famous just for being famous, eh Linds?

On the past (drugs, booze, partying): "I had a lot going on in my life and that was a way of hiding from it," explains Linds like a corny therapist. "I hadn't seen my dad; I had a lot of work stress 'cause I was constantly working and never took time to stop. Everything was go-go-go, and the easiest thing was to run away from it, going out and drinking at night. You know, you don't have to think when you let go sometimes. But I didn't realize it was getting in the way of my work – what I've worked for my whole life."

On rehab: "There's not really much else to do when you're sitting in a treatment center. Its like, 'Why am I here? Let's think.'"

On the future: "Right now I just want to find a great script, a great role. I was so used to working and working and working, and for a good few months there was nothing for me to do. Now I know what it's like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me."

Clearly Lindsay feels a bit sorry for herself and hopes that we readers will sympathise with her 'plight'. So over to you Star Trippers – should we feel bad for Lindsay?

[via People magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on February 29, 2008 in Drug Scandals, Film Stars, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 19, 2008 12:03 PM

Lindsay Lohan gets naked for photo shoot

She might not have any films to promote (and a good thing too judging from her latest effort I Know Who Killed Me being nominated for 9 Golden Raspberry Awards) but La Lohan is simply everywhere at the moment. She's happily pimping out her post-rehab recovery (er, let's not get too ahead of ourselves, eh?) to the likes of Glamour and US Harper's Bazaar and has even been flashing the flesh to guarantee further press coverage. The Mean Girls star has stripped off for a fashion shoot with famed photographer Bert Stern for New York Magazine.

Of course it's all very significant and artistic, as the poses recreate those of Marilyn Monroe in her last photo shoot, dubbed the "Last Sitting". Stern took those snaps of the Hollywood legend just six weeks before her death and in her attempt to imitate Monroe, Lohan pouts for all she's worth in a short blonde wig. She appears with some floaty fabric and a bed, but the big surprise is her willingness to really go for it and not hold back. See over the jump for the other revealing pics.

Often when slebs get naked, the strategically placed material covers all those naughty spots which pubescent boys get a bit sweaty over. But not our Lindsay – when she gets naked, she really gets naked. There is visible nipple action and it all seems seriously at odds with her former glory as a Disney starlet. And just to up the ick factor, apparently her younger sister was in the room when the pictures were taken.

[via Perez Hilton & IMDb]

Posted by Katie Button on February 19, 2008 in Film Stars, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 8, 2008 3:32 PM

Brittany Murphy shows off her new trout pout

Another day, another young star gets unnecessary plastic surgery. Today's case - Brittany Murphy. I've always had my suspicions about the actress' transformation from ugly duckling Tai in 1995's Clueless to the more glamourous, sexy role of Shellie in Sin City, but now with damning before and after pictures, the evidence speaks for itself – Brittany has gone and bought herself a trout pout.

The 30-year-old actress was photographed at a New York Fashion Week event recently sporting a recently acquired top lip. But one question remains – why? Why do this to yourself Brittany? You are a young, pretty successful actress that doesn’t need to fatten up your pout to make waves in Hollywood. And since when did you ever see a picture of a celebrity with a trout pout that looks good? Weren't the likes of Meg Ryan and Leslie Ash warning enough?

[via the Daily Mail]

Posted by Katie Button on February 8, 2008 in Film Stars, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (2)

February 7, 2008 1:12 PM

Kirsten Dunst checks into rehab

You're a nobody in young Hollywood if you haven't been to rehab, and so keen not to be outdone by the Lindsay's and the Britney's, Kirsten Dunst has checked into a treatment facility. The Spiderman actress was said to be acting strangely at a recent bash at the Sundance Film Festival and so has checked in to the Cirque Lodge in Utah, the recent home of repeat offender Lindsay Lohan. And what was this "strange behaviour" you ask? Turning up late (sounds normal), leaving early (a little less normal) and "making out like crazy" with Josh Hartnett (quick – get the men in white coats ASAP!)

Talking to 'Star' magazine, a source revealed: "She desperately needed help. She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs." Fingers crossed that Kirsten manages to sell her story to the press clean up and learn the error of her ways – making that god-awful Spiderman 3.

[via Entertainment Wise]

Posted by Katie Button on February 7, 2008 in Film Stars, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

January 29, 2008 2:37 PM

Having a whale of a time: Hayden Panettiere wants to help save them

We all know that Hayden is a hottie from Heroes, but she also has a heart too!  Previously she's been on a green mission to save a bunch of dolphins in Japan. However, now she's on a mission to save the whales. Next on board, sea monkeys? Check her out on CNN!

[ via Dollymix ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on January 29, 2008 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

December 14, 2007 10:17 AM

Olsen twins get the PETA treatment

PETA has harnessed the power of Web 2.0 for one of its most vicious campaigns yet, with a spoof dress-up game poking fun at 'Trashley' and 'Hairy-Kate' Olsen for their decision to wear fur. 'Dress Up the Trollsens' is based on he many 'drag and drop' dress up dolls found on the internet, but with a sinister twist: in this version you adorn your chosen twin with 'fatal fashion', consisting of dead dog handbags, bleeding fur coats, choked chinchilla caps and murdered mink miniskirts (nice!). A 'Hairy Kate' doll is pictured left.

While the twins have been wearing fur for some time without receiving any special treatment from PETA, it seems that the final nail in the coffin came when they chose to include it in their new fashion line The Row  ("Death Row, more like" as PETA's website put it). While I don't approve of all PETA's tactics (does anyone!?) I have to applaud them for lampooning the Olsens for making such an irresponsible and backward-looking decision in a brand new clothing line that will be the envy of many young women.

[via Hippy Shopper ]

   

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on December 14, 2007 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 27, 2007 3:59 PM

Is Matt Damon the sexiest man ever?

Ok, there's nothing wrong with 37 year old Mr Damon, and he does pull off that confused boy next door act pretty well, but sexy? Ummm. Admittedly as Bourne he carries himself with a certain panache, but imagining him naked and c0vered in baby oil? Hmm, NO. So just how did he top the poll of worlds sexiest men? Ok, it's only people magazine, but I haven't noticed them signing any huge deals together lately (a'la Zeta Jones/Hello Mag/Flake Chocolate). It's not like he's completely unappealing but when we have the likes of George Clooney (admittedly he's aged), Brad Pitt (always scrumptious) and David Boreanz (what can I say, I was a Buffy fan!) I'm not quite sure how Matt topped the poll. Hey, maybe he's a housewife favourite. Good for him! He said, 'You've given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime' when he heard the news. Ahh, bless him.

[ via BOFI ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 27, 2007 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (1)

November 9, 2007 3:42 PM

Top Five Celeb Calendars: Who will be on our wall in 2008?

Ok, some people may have stopped buying calendars when they graduated from primary school, but there clearly is still a large market aimed at the post pubescent purchasers (mainly male, my investigations have revealed, but why should I judge?) so to cope with the demand there are a plethora of scantily clad celebs stripping off to make  a quick buck. Hey, they have bigger Christmas lists to deal with OK? So let's see what will be adorning bedrooms around the country for the next year.

Number 1: The Spice Girls

Well January does follow their December sell out tour, and I'm sure there will be new tweens obsessed with them as well as all the old queens debating which Spice they most resemble.

Number 2: Kelly Brook

Well, she is super hot, and ahas just released a perfume, so it's no surprise she's making calendar pages. Oh and did I mention she just launched her latest sexy undies for New Look?

Number 3: Hollyoaks

Now these hot honeys are truly pin ups, after all they can act and strip which is quite a talent. After all, as gripping as the Hollyoaks storylines can be (who doesnt love the did she/didn't she sleep with her brother twist at the moment) we know that a fair majority of men nationwide just watch, well OK the McQueen sisters help a lot, but all the rest ares seriously gorgeous too.

Number 4: Girls Aloud

No longer the 'sound of the underground', these girls are mainstream hotties. With their name on everything from phones to underwear these Girls are hotly touted to make the Christmas No1, and the number 1 stocking filler!

Number 5: Jordan

Yes this big breasted lady will be making a stir in 2008, as always the lad mags favourite, Jordan a.k.a Katie Price has been hot to trot in 2007, with the launch of a fragrance, hair accessories and a Richard and Judy style chat show. Go Jordan!!

[ via World in Focus ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on November 9, 2007 in Film Stars, Girls Aloud, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jordan, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Top Five Celebrities, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 16, 2007 5:24 PM

Mischa Barton's new film (co-starring t.A.T.u.) looks abysmal

This is just the world’s worst film trailer – EVER. Mischa Barton, former star of the O.C. and international magazine cover girl has obviously fallen on hard times as she stars in ‘Finding t.A.T.u.' a movie enticingly billed as “two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u. concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder.” It's no Citizen Kane, is it?

Warming: the trailer looks like it’s been edited by monkeys and at four minutes is seriously over-long. t.A.T.u. might have been washed up for a while, but Mischa, why? Is this really the best you can get? Fire your agent, like yesterday!

Posted by Katie Button on October 16, 2007 in Film Stars, LA Airheads, Mischa Barton, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 25, 2007 5:34 PM

The Top Five Friends for Paris Hilton: Why shouldn't she have a NBF?

Every girl needs a best friend, and as Paris has made a habit of discarding the old for the new ( as well as doing a passable imitation of a catholic school girl convert) we thought we'd try and redress the balance by suggesting potential NBF's for our lovely but lonely heiress.

Number 1 : Nicky Hilton

Well there's nothing like sisterly love when you're feeling down, and as long as Nicky's a brunette they don't have to battle it out for the bleach awards. Both are successful independent career women, and maybe Nicky's more low key lifestyle could influence Paris in a positive way. Boy trouble- big sis will sort it out, and as long as the girls stick together they can't fail. After all who else can really understand how a Hilton heiress feels?

Number 2: Dame Judi Dench

Sometimes a older wiser woman can be helpful, and Dame Judi would be a great maternal role model. true, Paris can chat to her own mum, but sometimes an outside opinion can be helpful. See how classy Paris looks next to the Dame- this could be the start of a more refined taste in clothes and lifestyle with sage wise advice from The Queen star.

 

Number 3: Kelly Osbourne

This reformed wild child could commiserate with Paris about the difficulty of growing up in the public eye, and giver her advice on her sartorial choices. Kelly has been vocal before about Paris's knickerless antics and I'm sure would have a sobering effect in person. In return Paris could share diet tips, and get hints on how to follow Kelly's footsteps onto the stage, where she currently stars in London's production of Chicago. And if Paris misbehaves I'm sure Ozzy would have a thing or two to say about it...

Number 4: Pamela Anderson

Both are blonde, both are known for not being body shy, and both have dated Rick Solomon, the other half to Paris's sex tape scandal. As well as comparing notes about him, they can also lean on each other, as Pam is no stranger to controversy, having her own sex tape scandal with Tommy Lee all that time ago.

Number 5: Nicole Richie

Well they do say that oldest friends know you better than anyone else, and though these girls have had their (MAJOR) differences, perhaps enough time has passed that they could recreate the time when they had just a Simple Life (sorry). Now that Nicole is a Mum to be perhaps she'll be a little less scary about her food intake, and a more sober Paris and her could hang out, drinking wheat-grass shots and shopping for her bump. It could be beautiful...

[Images: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on September 25, 2007 in Film Stars, Kelly Osbourne, LA Airheads, Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Top Five Celebrities | Permalink | Comments (2)

September 21, 2007 10:15 AM

Heroes stars get close at post Emmys party

Heroes might have missed out at the Emmys, but the BBC2 phenomenon is still making headlines. Stars Hayden Panetierre (Claire the cheerleader) and co-star Milo Ventimiglia (Peter Petrelli) have been causing tongues to wag with their close relationship (he is 30 and she has just turned 18) and the wagging became even more frantic when the pair turned up together on the red carpet on Sunday night. Now, we can all see for ourselves the budding romance from this footage at a post Emmys party. The news is sure to upset Milo’s female fans and Hayden’s male admirers, but all I could think when watching the clip was how rubbish performing band Duran Duran sounded.

Posted by Katie Button on September 21, 2007 in LA Airheads, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 13, 2007 9:47 AM

In the news: Hayden is single, Kylie's comeback and an X Factor snub

- If young blondes in cheerleader outfits are your thing, then good news: Heroes actress Hayden Panettierre is now available. The pint-sized star has ended her relationship with Stephen Coletti and is now free and single. Form an orderly queue boys. [TMZ]

- That VMAs fiasco refuses to die, with everyone still busy dissecting the wreck that was former pop princess Britney Spears. Now sources close to the star have revealed that she applied an ab-defining spray tan before the show to “create the illusion of more tone.” Having fled from the stage after her act screaming that she was a “fat pig”, I guess Britney didn’t think it worked. [Us magazine]

- Someone hoping to make a more considered comeback is Kylie Minogue. New single 2 Hearts is scheduled for a November release with an album later that month. Dig out your hot pants girls! [Perez Hilton]

- Ben Mills from last year’s X Factor (you remember him, the one with the tatty long hair and gravelly voice) has turned his back on the ITV1 singing contest. He has rejected an offer to appear on this year’s series and has sought to distance himself from the show, urging people to forget he was on it. All too easily done Ben. [Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on September 13, 2007 in Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Kylie Minogue, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 12, 2007 12:08 PM

In the news: Kylie's new hair, Big Brother stars sing and The Beckhams 'over-hyped'

- Kylie has been spotted with a new strawberry blonde bob hairstyle. Looking good lady! [The Sun]

- Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson is set to appear in the upcoming Sex and the City movie as Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant. She needs an assistant? Why didn’t she advertise on YouTube like P Diddy? [IMDb]

- The Beckhams have topped Radar magazine’s poll of the most over-hyped people on the planet. David was described as an "overpaid soccer star" while Victoria was labelled a "pointless collection of body parts.” Still, as long as she carries a donor card she could prove useful one day. [Digital Spy]

- Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching an assault on our ears with their cover of Aqua’s cheese fest hit Barbie Girl. Let’s hope it charts as well as other BB star’s singles, anyone remember Craig from BB1's Xmas ditty? [the Daily Mail]

Posted by Katie Button on September 12, 2007 in Big Brother, David Beckham, Film Stars, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kylie Minogue, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 11, 2007 11:39 AM

Why was Britney so bad at the MTV Video Music Awards?

The knives are out for Britney. Everyone from Akon to The New York Times has been laying in to the former pop princess for her frankly, rubbish appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards. So what was to blame for Britney’s shambolic ‘performance’? Some hard-core fans are suggesting a broken stiletto could be the guilty culprit. Yes, that would cover the apparent stumbling – but the half-assed miming and almost bored look?

Turns out that the act suffered some major changes at the last minute. An insider revealed that: “Britney wanted an elaborate magic act on stage. But it got to be so over-the-top, it was just too complicated to pull off. So, she had to modify her act at the last minute, and she wasn't happy." This abandoned plan A was the much-rumoured collaboration with chum Criss Angel involving the star disappearing and magically re-appearing throughout the number. Sounds tricky and it was. “Logistically, it was so involved, that the producers nixed the idea all together" the source explained.

Upset that she couldn’t perform as she had originally planned, Britney is said to have become bored and frustrated with her new routine: "She went out all night and then came in for rehearsals entirely not into what she was doing. It was obvious she didn't want to be there. Brit no longer seemed to care. She'd roll her eyes in response or not say anything. It was hard to watch.”

Too right it was, but it turns out that it wasn't just us on-lookers disappointed, but Britters herself. Another source has claimed that: “Britney was supposed to wear a matching corset that she opted out of wearing at the last minute. She was just plain nervous because of all the hype and she's embarrassed."

While another has blabbed that backstage after the show: "She looked disappointed. She was extremely nervous. It's been awhile since she's done this, and she was performing in front of all her peers, on live TV. She just got out there and froze. People who were at rehearsal saw something else. It was good. It really was."

I’ll take your word for it.

[via People/ E! online]

Posted by Katie Button on September 11, 2007 in Britney Spears, LA Airheads, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

September 10, 2007 10:37 AM

Britney Spears turns up for MTV Video Music Awards

After all the hype, Miss Britney Jean Spears did perform at the MTV Video Music Awards last night in Las Vegas, and now having watched the clip of her ‘performing’ new song ‘Gimme More’, I truly feel that the poor lass has sunk to a new career low. The former pop princess almost forgot to dress, with only a glittery bra and knickers combo to save her blushes, while her new nasty hair extensions just seemed to get in her eyes.

Her appearance onstage sparked huge applause as she opened the show, but by the end there was only polite hand-clapping. Check out 50 Cent’s reaction in the audience - how bored is he? Having mimed (badly) and made little attempt to remember her dance moves, even Britters looked fed-up as if she’d rather be anywhere but there. The pop strumpet was a shadow of her former self and now I suspect that even her die-hard fans will have to concede defeat. Still, it could have been worse - at least K-Fed wasn’t in the crowd pelting her with rotten vegetables.

Posted by Katie Button on September 10, 2007 in Britney Spears, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (3)

August 31, 2007 11:44 AM

Keira Knightley fumes at no-knickered celebrities

Keira Knightley likes her knickers! The Pirates of the Caribbean actress is at the Venice Film Festival to promote her new flick Atonement and has been talking to the press on those celebrities that forget to put on any undies before they leave the house. Britney and Lindsay – she means you.

The posh-voiced bean-pole blabs: "I'm not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people. I'm not saying I don't do that in private, but I try not to.” I like that – the image of Keira with dried vomit in her hair as she hobbles about drunkenly with the remains of a kebab down her clothes. That’s a picture I wanna see! She adds: “The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They're real people proving they're s**ttier than everybody else because they don't even wear knickers." I agree lady after all, it must get draughty down there without any pant protection.

[via IMDb]

Posted by Katie Button on August 31, 2007 in Britney Spears, Film Stars, Keira Knightley, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 30, 2007 1:23 PM

Jesse Metcalfe shows love for Nadine Coyle with new tattoo

Former Desperate Housewives torso Jesse Metcalfe is said to have made a very public commitment to girlfriend Nadine Coyle – a tattoo in her honour on his left arm. Mmm, romantic. The inky stain is of the Girls Aloud singer, naked, holding a bloody heart in the shape of Ireland, her home country. Sounds like a bestseller.

Blabbing all to US TV, Metcalfe has explained his unusual token of love for his lady: "It’s not that I’m not over the break-up, it’s just that I really wanted to remember what it felt like to be in that relationship so that I never really go there again. I went through a hard break-up.

“Every tattoo is a memory. It doesn’t mean you are staying in that moment or obsessing about it. I chose to get that tattoo, especially with the heart on the arm, because I chose to wear my heart on my sleeve.”

Isn’t that just the most adorably loving gesture? If that doesn’t secure Nadine’s affection forever then her Ireland shaped heart must be made of stone.

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on August 30, 2007 in Girls Aloud, Jesse Metcalfe, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 29, 2007 12:43 PM

Courtney Love blames Steve Coogan for Owen Wilson's suicide bid

Since the reported suicide attempt by Hollywood A-lister Owen Wilson, the accusatory fingers have been pointing. Was it the fault of ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson, now happy in the arms of Dax Shepard or was it comedian Steve Coogan? Yes, the funnyman best known for putting Norwich on the map as Alan Partridge has been accused by none other than his ex Courtney Love for Wilson’s drug-fuelled problems.

True, the two are friends and Coogan has had some problems with addiction in the past, but the claims seem wild even for Love. She rages: 'Under normal circumstances I wouldn't comment but I care too much about Owen. I went through it with Steve. I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends.' Could Coogan be the bad influence or is Courtney crazily mouthing off again?

[via The Metro]

Posted by Katie Button on August 29, 2007 in Courtney Love, Drug Scandals, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 28, 2007 12:51 PM

Hayden Panettiere in a 'Body By Milk' campaign

She’s the all American girl that seems to be everywhere at the moment, and now Hayden Panettiere can be seen in a Got Milk campaign. On TV she is the high school cheerleader with healing powers, and off screen she’s the latest celebrity to join the new ‘Body By Milk’ campaign created to encourage teens to drink 3 glasses of low fat or fat free milk every day, and eat right to stay lean and healthy.

“You don’t have to be a hero to feel invincible. That’s why I drink milk,” Hayden says. “The protein helps build muscle and some studies suggest teens who choose it tend to be leaner. Cheers to that.”

[ via Catwalk Queen ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 28, 2007 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 27, 2007 11:35 PM

The top five most unusual celebrity friendships: The stars we never thought would be chums

Like true best friends, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are so close that they share everything – a penchant for dating celebrities, a tendency not to each much and now both have completed jail time (paltry though the sentences were.) And so in celebration of this bond, we at Star Trip look to other celebrity friendships that have garnered their fare share of column inches. We’re not interested in any of those obvious alliances that make sense – chums like Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox or Peter Kay and Corrie star Sally Lindsay. We want those that have you screwing up your face in confusion – they’re friends you ask?

 

Number 1: Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes

 

Who knows how these two become friends but since that mysterious introduction Mrs. Beckham and Mrs. Cruise have become the world’s most photographed best friends. Posh is said to bestow Katie with marriage and fashion advice, though what Katie brings to the party we don’t know. She has copied Posh’s new cropped hairstyle, tags along with her when shopping and at football matches and hasn’t even managed to snag her any movie roles yet. In her favour, Katie and hubbie Tom did co-host a welcome to LA party for the Beckhams, but I wonder if their bond goes even further. Maybe they have already planned the future marriage of their children – I said maybe.

Number 2: Tom Cruise and Joss Stone

Joss Stone is hobbling around on crutches these days with crazy purple hair, but one of the most surprising things about the West country soul singer is her friendship with Tom Cruise. Yes, the Tom Cruise, that sparkly-toothed, air-punching, sofa-jumping megastar. On her Hollywood chum, Joss says: "He's just a guy. It's like a huge compliment, 'cos he is at the top-top-top of his tree. He's lovely. He's just a normal guy” Really? I thought Scientology beat that out of you. Having hung out with Tom and his kids she believes she has the inside scoop on the movie star: “He doesn't want anyone to hurt me, because he knows I'm just starting. He's like, if you ever need anything, just call me up. He's a lovely, lovely person. That's all it is. And he's really good at what he does." Don’t forget that plug for his acting talents Joss. What kind of celebrity friend would you be if you forgot to promote his work?

 

Number 2: Pamela Anderson and Liz Hurley

Apparently they had been buddies for years but it wasn’t until they were spotted together at theVanity Fair Oscar Party in 2001 that the world learned of the friendship between Liz Hurley and Pamela Anderson. People were surprised – what could the two possibly have in common? Well, there’s the limited acting ability, fixatation with their own breasts, rollercoaster relationships with other high-profile men, oh we get the point.

Number 5: Arnold Schwarzenegger and David Spade

Guess who turned up to help celebrate funnyman David Spade’s 43^rd birthday back in July? Non other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The Governator was caught on camera at the bash held at the Buffalo Club by website TMZ. In the footage, Arnie looked almost bashful that the paparazzi had clocked his friendship with Spade, as though some nasty secret - but we say be loud and proud Arnie. After all, they would make the ultimate in little guy/ big guy pairings, with Arnie kicking ass while Spade delivers the pithy putdown. Someone make this film now!

 

Number 4: Liza Minnelli and Martine McCutcheon

 

The media circus that was the 2002 wedding between Liza Minnelli and David Gest had a seemingly never-ending guest list. An invite to this showbiz ‘I do’ was considered no big deal in many elite circles. However when it comes to the actual wedding party for celebrity unions usually only the most trusted, intimate and close friends are involved. So everyone was surprised when ex Eastenders star Martine McCutcheon turned up as a bridesmaid. Yes – she wasn’t in charge of the guest list, the gifts or any other pointless job, she had been chosen to trot down the aisle as part of the main event. Sure there were about 15 bridesmaids, but Martine has found her celebrity chum to be an inspirational force: "If it hadn't been for Liza I would still be really depressed. I met her at a time when I was feeling disillusioned and she really helped me. She made me believe in myself again." And that’s what friends are for – aww!

Posted by Katie Button on August 27, 2007 in David Gest, Film Stars, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Liz Hurley, Musical Stars, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Five Celebrities, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (5)

August 15, 2007 4:58 PM

Girls Aloud to split soon?

Now you might want to make sure you’re sitting comfortably for this bombshell – Girls Aloud are going to spilt up later this year. Well, that’s the gossip anyway. Nadine has been spotted back on the arm of ex Jesse Metcalfe prompting bookies to slash their odds of the girl group making it into 2008.

Despite the former Desperate Housewives actor (I use that term pretty loosely – he took off his shirt and pretended to hoe, that’s it) seen out on the town with a bevvie of beauties, Nadine has evidently forgiven her man and the two of them were photographed at an LA petrol station (oh, the glamour!) looking as loved-up as ever. She has brought a house in LA and her family have even moved there to set up an Irish bar (insert stereotype here.)

All this talk of settling down and domestic bliss might sound far from convincing given Metcalfe’s wandering eye, but after a good spell in the fickle world of pop, it could be a smart time for Girls Aloud to hang up their mini-skirts and call it a day. Paddy Power is offering odds of 2/1 that the ladies will soon split with their spokeswoman, Sharon McHugh, adding: "Nadine must be desperately in love with Jesse. Only a few weeks ago he was spotted canoodling on the beach with a mystery lady. At this rate it seems Nads would do anything for love, and a split could definitely be on the cards."

Nads? Isn’t that surprisingly matey for a bookie? Sounds like it’s hankies at the ready for those of you who enjoy sweatily gyrating to the sound of the underground. But not to worry – I’m sure there’ll each launch solo singles (*shudder*.)

[via The Belfast Telegraph]

Posted by Katie Button on August 15, 2007 in Girls Aloud, Jesse Metcalfe, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 6, 2007 3:47 PM

Lohan brands Sienna a "no talent crackhead"

LA is full of drug-addled young women, but none more famous right now than Lindsay Lohan. The actress and sometimes musician has been arrested twice this year for drunk driving and drug possession, even after a stint in rehab.

Now the clearly off-the-rails Lindsay has been lashing out at her peers. And it sure ain't pretty. She claimed Sienna Miller to be a "no talent crackhead" (see picture for an accurate depiction of something close to a "crackhead") and went on to blast Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson. She called the two "fat and ugly" and a "flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress," respectively, according to reports in the National Enquirer.

She even went on to crown herself the "greatest actress in the world". All this lunacy only begs the question, was that coke really just a friend's Linds? At least she'd have an excuse for the saucer-eyes and the wittering of nonsense if she owned up.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on August 6, 2007 in Film Stars, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 1, 2007 5:43 PM

'80s stars Corey Haim and Corey Feldman in TV comeback

Hands up who remembers the ‘80s? Chances are if you do, you will remember at least one of the two Coreys. Corey Haim (known as the Haimster, now I’m showing my age) and best friend and sidekick Corey Feldman were young Hollywood actors in films such as ‘The Lost Boys’. Haim was always considered the better looking of the two (not so much now) while Feldman was the funny one with the goofy smile.

                  

Now with the ‘80s over, times must be tough for the two Coreys as they adjust to a world where you can’t admit to liking Michael Jackson or wearing shellsuits. Both have kissed goodbye to their film careers and after years of drug-taking and obscurity are keen to be back on the gravy trail. Enter their new reality show, which sees Haim move in with Feldman and his wife. The show, imaginatively titled ‘The Two Coreys’ has yet to start on US TV, but from this YouTube clip, American audiences are in for a real treat.

          

Video clip over the jump

         

Posted by Katie Button on August 1, 2007 in Film Stars, LA Airheads, TV Show Gossip, Where Are They Now?, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 24, 2007 5:25 PM

OK! to reveal all about shocking Britney interview

Things are so weird in the world of Britney, one minute you’re dubbed the princess of pop, the next you’re a baby machine for smoothie K-Fed. Now, it looks like we’re going to get Britney’s side of the story, as she has signed a deal with America’s OK! Magazine to spill all. But will this be the real Britney, warts’n’all or a sanitized version to gloss over the problems and polish up her image for the reported big comeback?

Apparently Britney’s behaviour during the interview and photo shoot with OK! was so truly horrific that even the magazine’s staff didn’t know if they wanted to come clean on how messed up she was. TMZ is now reporting that they have reached a decision and are going to tell all in a massive spread that could leave fans shocked. Sarah Ivens, the OK! Editor-in-Chief has said "OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."

So what is this ‘shocking behaviour’? As frankly with Paris and Lindsay setting a high benchmark to beat, this meltdown better be pretty dramatic. Sources reveal that Britney was "completely out of it" during the shoot, with erratic mood swings and severe paranoia, scared that the ceiling would collapse on her. These moods changed after each and every bathroom visit (of which there were said to be many) and when her dog pooed on the floor, she wiped up the mess with a Chanel dress.

               

She apparently looked as bad as she acted, assuming a dead zombie look when her eyes rolled back in her head. She refused help from OK! with regards to hair and make-up, even though they had hired some of the best in the business to help the ailing mum with her ropey hair extensions. She preferred the help of two chums, described by the source as “skanky.” And it wasn’t just the Chanel dress that would suffer, as after getting her mitts all greasy snacking on some fried chicken, Britney wiped her hands on the expensive Gucci dress she was wearing.

                  

Oh Britney – greasy fingers? Loose-bowelled pets? You’re going to have to do better than that if you’re going to wrestle those headlines off of Lindsay and her driving arrest!

Posted by Katie Button on July 24, 2007 in Britney Spears, LA Airheads, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 23, 2007 4:53 PM

Maggie Gyllenhaal: Not a fan of Katie Holmes

Shiny Media favourite Maggie Gyllenhaal is a proper actress, with a brain full of clever opinions and a huge library full of leather-bound books (probably.) One thing she isn’t is a tabloid darling or media favourite, and so it was a welcome switch when it was announced that she would be replacing Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes in the next Batman film. But how does she feel about inheriting the role from Mrs. Tom Cruise? Well, being able to string a sentence together without help from her PA, she’ll tell you. "I'm not walking into Katie Holmes' performance.”

         

"I'm thinking of it as an opportunity to play somebody who's alive and smart. Chris (Nolan) asked me to do this because he wanted me, not because he wants some generic lady in a dress." Ooer – did anybody else feel the cold draught there? Credit to Maggie for speaking her mind and saying what many other people in Hollywood are bound to be thinking.

Posted by Katie Button on July 23, 2007 in Film Stars, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (2)

July 20, 2007 12:04 PM

Posh's leg - what the Hell is wrong with it?

Pictures seem to be all over the papers today of Victoria Beckham’s dodgy looking leg. Never one to miss out – here for Star Trip is the snap that will have Posh gnashing her bleached teeth and tearing at her bleached hair. Just what is wrong with her leg? All theories welcome. I know exercising is beneath her (it would involve taking off her hooker heels) but surely David could advise her on a few stretches to help. Or maybe her new Hollywood pals could give her the number of a good plastic surgeon, as the one that (may or may not have) done her boobs, needs their license revoking.

Posted by Katie Button on July 20, 2007 in LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Posh 'N Becks, Spice Girls, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (2)

July 19, 2007 5:56 PM

Cosmetic surgeries of the stars revealed

Air-brushing, good lighting, constant supervision from a make-up artist (how very Victoria Beckham) – there are many ways for celebrities to look better on the front cover of a magazine than how they look first thing in the morning. What is quite depressing is how many of them take it a step further and get cosmetic surgery. Slebs, with the media, present the world with unattainable ideas of beauty and then struggle to meet their own standards. For those of you having a spot break-out today, hate your wonky nose or wish you had fuller lips, never fear as Star Trip is at hand to make you feel better. We present a quite revealing YouTube clip of stars who have had a bit of help from their surgeon, from those you knew had, to those that you didn’t. According to this, no-one in Tinseltown is actually naturally good-looking – score!

Posted by Katie Button on July 19, 2007 in Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, Courtney Love, Film Stars, Janet Jackson, Keira Knightley, Kenny Rogers, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Nicollette Sheridan, Scarlett Johansson, Sharon Stone, Tom Cruise, UK Stars, Victoria Beckham, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (2)

Top 5 Celebrity Yo-Yo Dieters: The stars who slim down and bulk up

Celebrities are not often caught eating food. For them it is the sure-fire way to lose your svelte figure, your magazine covers, your whole GODDAMN career. Famous folk like to pretend their bodies are nourished on a diet of fresh air and air-kisses. Nothing with calories, nothing with nutritional value, nothing full-stop. Victoria Beckham failed to even eat the gift of a cookie bestowed upon her by blogger Perez Hilton during one of the many set-up scenes in her ‘documentary’ aired earlier in the week. And yet, they’re not all stick-thin. We’re constantly bombarded with the images of disturbingly stick-thin stars like Amy Winehouse and Nicole Richie, but not all eating disorders mean size zero waists. Some stars like their food, Hell love their food, but hate the accompanying love handles. This leads them into a dangerous cycle of binge-eating and drastic dieting, turning them into veritable Jekyll and Hydes – which one will you meet? The one making their way through all the cheeseburgers in McDonalds single-handedly or the one with killer abs and a personal trainer? Here we have the top 5 celebrity yo-yo dieters.

                        

Number 1: Janet Jackson

                     

When Justin Timberlake accidentally revealed to the world Janet’s breast during a performance at the Superbowl, Janet was embarrassed but probably thanking her lucky stars that she had slimmed down for the event. Janet is a classic yo-yo dieter, sometimes Michael’s lil sis looks mean and lean with a six-pack you could grind cheese on, and at others times she seems bloated and frumpy. In June 2006, she appeared on the front cover of US Weekly magazine, only for the edition to become the magazine's best selling issue ever. It showed a skinny Janet, having lost a whopping 60lbs and telling all on her fitness regime and tough diet. She claimed that she had bulked up for a film role that never happened, though close friends remained dubious. Recent pictures suggest that she has once again been attacked by the munchies, though she claims it is due to being stuck in a recording studuo rather than on one of her carb-killing tours.         

Number 2: Britney Spears

                

What else is there left to say about the fallen pop princess? Her life seems to be one crazy rollercoaster ride of men, children and addictions. Her reputed craving for booze might be more headline-grabbing, but Britney clearly likes some food to be washed down with her liquor. Now I am not going to rudely label her as fat or chunky, as Britney packing a few extra pounds is still slimmer and sexier than most girls, but she herself has come clean on her love for food. She was a big fan of junk food (fried chicken in particular) when carrying and then nursing her two young sons, and rumours persist that she has only managed to shed the baby weight with a little help from the surgeon. Whatever the real story is, Britney’s not telling, but with everyone from her mum to her husband being shown the door, her relationship with food doesn’t seem to be going anywhere.

                  

Number 3: John Travolta

            

Once he dazzled us with his dancing moves and trim figure in hits such as ‘Saturday Night Fever’ and ‘Grease’ but now he’s happy to dress up as a fat lady in ‘Hairspray!’ – go figure. John’s in his 50’s and a Hollywood A-lister, so I can understand his reluctance to get down the gym and shift a few pesky pounds. But it’s not always been this way. John has had many serious battles with his weight in the past and been made to slim down for film roles such as ‘Swordfish’. At the time, he even happily bared his newly gained six-pack at the MTV Movie Awards. John has been very public about his fight against the flab and should be admired for coming clean about a subject that Hollywood is only interested in once you’ve lost the weight.

Number 4: Oprah Winfrey

          

Not being American, I don’t understand the world’s love for Oprah. I’m sure if she knocked on my door for a chat, she’d be a most interesting conversationalist, but until that time I have yet to see the fuss. Oprah has endured incredible hardships in her life and remains an icon for many and yet in the UK the only time we are really reminded of her and her celebrity is when she’s spent too long at the buffet table. In 1988 she exhibited a wagon-load of fat on her TV show to signify her 67lb weight loss, but has since admitted regretting the move, as she soon gained most of the weight again. She said, "I had literally starved myself for four months - not a morsel of food. Two hours after that show I started eating to celebrate - of course, within two days those jeans no longer fit!"

             

Number 5: Matthew Perry

                        

Reminding us that there was food available on the set of ‘Friends’, comic actor Perry has had the cameras rolling as his weight fluctuated. Watch the ‘Friends’ seasons back to back and the changes are shocking – one moment he’s gaunt and scrawny, the next he’s clearly been enjoying his food. Since leaving the hit sitcom, his weight battles have raged on. For a while he was amazingly toned and athletic looking, but has recently been photographed jogging looking quite out of shape. We wish him health and happiness as he works out what’s best for him and his body.

Posted by Katie Button on July 19, 2007 in Britney Spears, Celebrity Diet Watch, Film Stars, Janet Jackson, LA Airheads, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

In the news: Amy Winehouse spits on stage and Lindsay Lohan likes to 'whippit'

-Charming girl that Amy Winehouse. Not only does she turn up late to gigs (that is, if she doesn't cancel them last minute) but she then proceeds to swear at the audience, stumble across the stage, swear at the crowd and then spit at them, before leaving early. The Eden project where she performed issued the following statement, 'She's rock'n'roll. She's not going to come on stage and give a lot of smooth patter.' [Metro]

-Oprah's down in the dog-drums with the death of her prized pooch. The two year old golden retriever passed away a few weeks ago. 'Weeks have passed', says Oprah, 'And the pain has not subsided. Awww. [Indy Star ]

-Shilpa Shetty received a honorary doctorate of arts from Leeds Metropolitan University.  She got the award for, 'Showing great character, for making a difference to our multicultural society, for using her talents to the full.' [Luton Today ]

- We wondered how Lindsay Lohan was managing her party lifestyle with that ugly alcohol tag; and now it seems she has decided to get around those restrictions by turning to harder substances; which won't show up in her anklet. It's been alleged that she uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide, and mixes that  with the cold medicine Coricidin. [Girl Talkin Smack ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 19, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 13, 2007 1:57 PM

Eva Longoria accepts baby ban

Exclusive – no children planned for Gabrielle in season 4 of Desperate Housewives. How do we know this? Because show creator Marc Cherry has forbidden actress Eva Longoria from becoming pregnant in the next year. Longoria, who married boyfriend Tony Parker in Paris a week ago was told the news during Cherry’s wedding speech. A quiet word in her ear might have been more appropriate, but this is Hollywood. What’s the point of doing something if the press don’t know about it?

Eva and Tony seem to have happily accepted the ruling. “We’re fine with that. We want to spend some time with each other, even though we want kids very much." I do worry that this sets a dangerous precedent. First TV bosses tell their stars not to get pregnant, the next moment they’re arranging their marriages or demanding sex changes (it could happen.) And I’m not sure that Cherry’s really in a position to enforce such things, as what’s he going to do if she does get up the duff? Sell the child into slavery? Or, he could give it to Brangelina, I’m sure they’d love another recruit.

Posted by Katie Button on July 13, 2007 in Baby Watch, Eva Longoria, LA Airheads, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 11, 2007 12:35 PM

Everybody hates Teri

We all know that Eva Longoria recently got married to US sports star Tony Parker in France. It was her big day, her fairytale moment, yada, yada, yada. What is now becoming apparent from the media circus wedding is that Teri Hatcher was a spotlight hog (tut, tut Teri) and people are not happy. Longoria's Desperate Housewives co-stars flew to Paris to enjoy her big day (excepting Marcia Cross who was holed up with her newborn babies) and most of them graciously tried to keep a low profile. One guest told all to the press: "A private walkway was set up so that as the celebrities exited the bus from the hotel, they could sneak through the fans and paparazzi. Felicity (Huffman) and Nicollette (Sheridan) walked into the church hand in hand, but Teri took her daughter and walked around into the public area to pose for photos and wave to fans for 10 minutes. It was so strange! Everyone else was so excited to be going into the church for the wedding, and all of a sudden, Teri broke away from the group to make sure she was seen and photographed."

Making matters worse, Hatcher wore a dress by the same designer who clothed the bridesmaids, a similarity that did not go unnoticed. Oh Teri - I know you are the least attractive of the Housewives, perennially single and have delusions of grandeur ("I want to resuscitate my film career" being a particular gem. What film career? You died early on in a Bond film and that's it!) - but stealing a bride's limelight? We have a new low people.

Posted by Katie Button on July 11, 2007 in Eva Longoria, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Nicollette Sheridan | Permalink | Comments (1)

May 17, 2007 11:40 AM

Sibling rivalry- Ashlee Simpson beats big sis Jessica to a higher hot spot in the Maxim Awards

My hasn't she grown.. from being the dark haired lil geek to a glamorous woman. We're talking about Ashlee Simpson, the now blonde beauty who used to take a backseat to big sis Jessica's more high profile career, and Newlyweds fame. However she has carved herself out a career as something of a songstress, with hits from the catchy 'Boyfriend' to more moving songs such as 'Eyes Wide open', and is overtaking her sister both on the music charts and in the style stakes.

Ashlee has really blossomed from the brunette in the shadows to a glamorous, confident blonde (with a little nose-tweaking perhaps), and is rivalling Jessica for the hot totty title. It was made astoundingly clear in the latest Maxim Hot 100 Awards how high her status as a pin-up has risen, with Ashlee coming in at number 16 and Jess at a lowly 41. Hopefully this won't affect their relationship, but be prepared for Jess to start donning hotpants again in a bid to elevate her ranking for 2008. Maybe there will be a Dukes of Hazzard Two in the works. You never know.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 17, 2007 in Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

Linsday Lohan No.1 on the Maxim Hot 100

The lovely Lindsay made a head-turning appearance last night when she turned up at the Maxim Hot 100 awards to claim her title of number one - pipping Jessica Alba, the FHM number one, to the post. She arrived dressed in a  rainbow concoction of cotton candy stripes that would look bad on a figure that wasn't as svelte as hers, with a hot man on her arm.

Yes, the rumours are true. Lindsay's frolicking with the delightful Calum Best seems to have hit a new high, with reports of the happy couple house-hunting together- or, more accurately, searching for a 'shag pad' in the New York area. One can only wish the couple the best... and bookies are already taking odds on how long it will last. Li'Lo fickle in a relationship? Never! But with her new crown as the world's hottest woman Calum may want to watch his back...

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 17, 2007 in Calum Best, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (2)

May 4, 2007 11:47 AM

Haylie Duff is a nice young woman. Kim Kardashian is an insufferable cow.

Now, I know absolutely nothing about the girl, other than who her sister is, but can I just say that Haylie Duff seems to be a mature and considered young woman, and one who appears to have been very well brought up?

We're always wittering on about how Hollywood is just like high school. Well, Haylie thinks so too! And in an email to Kim Kardashian (friend of Paris Hilton, proud owner of a sex tape some say includes golden showers, famous for not much else), she asks that the two make peace with each other, as the rivalry between them was manufactured - by Paris Hilton, no less! - and immature. Kardashian initially responds by agreeing, and making plans to meet up with Haylie. Her next email reads "yeah im i forgot i dont hang out with horses plus im busy. slut."

Class really can't be bought, can it?

You can see screengrabs of the whole exchange over on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.

[Images supplied by Getty]

Posted by Aigua on May 4, 2007 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (2)

Lindsay Lohan still drinking, still underage

Everyone keeps going on and on about Lindsay Lohan falling off the wagon, and being a naughty little drunkard. Which she may well be. And she's still underage in the States, so any drink she has is naughty, whether she's an alcoholic or not.

But every time I hear a report of the starlet out drinking (so about every 15 seconds, then) I can't help but think that there are millions of addictions rehab can cure, and that booze is only one of them. So the illegal pisshead may still be on the wagon, just not the one you were thinking about.

Anyway, here's a recent eyewitness report of Lindsay out and about on the party scene, from Star, as reported by MSNBC:

“They brought a bottle of champagne to the table,” an “eyewitness” told the tab. “Lindsay picked up her glass and drank it. Later, a waitress brought over a tray of shots for the table. Lindsay took a shot along with all of her friends.”  

Lohan has laughed off reports that she’s drinking, but a source insists that the actress goes “to great lengths to make sure no one sees her drink” — sometimes having friends buy the drinks so that they don’t show up on her credit-card bills or insisting she never bought the alcohol.  

 

“On three separate occasions, at the end of the night, when all the alcohol was gone, she threw a fit and began crying and denying she ever had ordered the bottles, saying she’s not allowed to drink,” a source told Star. “Now she has her friends order for her — and sometimes she brings her own liquor, which she hides in an oversized purse!”

[Images supplied by Getty]

Posted by Aigua on May 4, 2007 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (0)

LA wants to see Paris Hilton in prison. Who doesn't?

There is a god, a supreme deity whose divine grace suffuses all those around him with a serene glow, safe in the knowledge that all is right with the world. Good will defeat evil, and celebutard socialite trash will face the consequences of their actions. Who is this god? The Los Angeles City Attorney, who this week filed papers recommending that Paris Hilton spend a minimum of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation.

After being caught driving under the influence, Paris had her licence suspended. As she's a celebutard dumbass, she carried on driving regardless.

TMZ had all the scoop: "While her license was suspended, Hilton was stopped by the CHP last January 15, and again by the L.A. County Sheriffs on February 27. The City Attorney will argue that Hilton certainly knew after she was stopped in January that she wasn't allowed to drive, so the second stop was a flagrant violation of law. The documents suggest Hilton mistakenly relied on her lawyer's assumption that Hilton had a right to drive, but the City Attorney claims in the legal papers that it's a bogus argument."

"According to the papers, Hilton also failed to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days of the order directing her to do so.

"The legal papers ask that 'Hilton be ordered to serve 45 days in County Jail.' Prosecutors also want her to be ordered 'not to consume any alcohol for a continuous period of 90 days.'

"During that 90-day period, prosecutors want her 'to be monitored for alcohol consumption ... by use of a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring (SCRAM) device at her expense.' The City Attorney wants more. Because of her 'flagrant' driving violations, they want her licence suspended for an additional four months -- and they want her car impounded for 30 days."

Court documents here, for curious legal types.

[Images supplied by Getty]

Posted by Aigua on May 4, 2007 in LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

Andy Dick in dodgy white powder photo

I don't like doing these picture-free posts, I really don't. But we're all image libraried-up now, and our image library lacks this particular photo. And it's a must-see, no doubt about it.

Andy Dick (who now?) has been photographed with a smudge of white powder around his nose and a bag of white powder in his hand. Now, I'm sure he's hypoglycemic, and the baggie was just his emergency stash of caster sugar, but it's worth a look anyway.

If you're also trying to remember who the hell he is, Wikipedia tells me his biggest moment was time spent on the TV show News Radio, which I vaguely remember as being really boring. Since then he's had cameos in a bunch of godawful high school movies, and had a short-lived show on MTV. No work in a while, though. How does he afford his stash?

Picture over at Dlisted.

Posted by Aigua on May 4, 2007 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (9)

April 27, 2007 2:53 PM

Lindsay Lohan can't sleep alone, so Samantha Ronson keeps her warm.

Bit of a two for one for you today. Either that or I've added two and two and come up with 69, in which case I shall hand my deer-stalker back in to Baker Street and resign from all detective work forthwith.

First off, the words straight from the horse's mouth. (Lindsay Lohan, although she looks way too hot in this photo to be even remotely horsey. Ronson, on the other hand, looks as if she's chewing cud. I know that's cows not horses. Just let it be.)

Words, a la Linds, from the latest issue of Nylon: "I'm at the point where...oh my God...I'm going to go out! I work hard enough and I know how to take care of myself. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. I will say, though, that it's so much harder to stay sober in New York. Though it's hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone."

Part two, with added speculation, after the jump.

The source is Star magazine, which is an undeniably good read. Its reliability, however, isn't quite so stellar. But anyway - rumours have been flying for ages now about Lindsay going sapphic with BFF Samantha Ronson, and now our favourite person in the whole wide world (an insider / source close to the couple / PR flack desperately seeking publicity for their client) is giving out quotes like they were Halloween candy.

While in Tokyo recently, the two were apparently involved in PDAs all over the nightclubs of Roppongi. "They just started making out right there like they didn't care who saw them," the insider was quoted as saying. Not only that, but they're fuckbuddies whenever Linds is between men, with the film star allegedly going round saying "if I'm not with a guy we hook up". Don't these inside sources ever stay quiet and loyal?

[Images supplied by Getty]

Posted by Aigua on April 27, 2007 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 25, 2007 3:08 PM

Perez Hilton sued, celebs celebrate

And then the hunter became the hunted.

I'm sure millions of celebs worldwide are rubbing their hands together with glee at the news that Perez Hilton - who earns an astounding $800,000 a year from his celebrity gossip blog - is being sued by a number of photographers, photographic agencies and image libraries for repeatedly using their images without credit or permission.

Apparently Perez repeatedly failed to take down copyrighted images when asked, and neither he nor his lawyers responded to communication from the photographers and agencies. The sum mentioned in the suit? A cool $7 million.

Full story here.

[Images supplied by Getty]

Posted by Aigua on April 25, 2007 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (2)

April 23, 2007 1:03 PM

Jesse Metcalfe's jealous rages behind Nadine Coyle split?

Yeah, yeah, this happened on Friday. But it was after I stopped working and I still have an opinion on it, so there. Nadine Girls Aloud has split up with Jesse no-shirt quitter Metcalfe.

So the first thing everyone pointed at was the photos of him with another woman last week. From beard to beard, the internet sempahore read. Nadine had grown tired of being the loving girlfriend in public and the hired distraction in private. But now the News of the World is saying she dumped him before the pics even came out over his jealous rages.

Truefact, or PR damage limitation from the girlie? You decide, after the jump.

“Nadine dumped Jesse because he’s a complete control freak. She was fed up of his jealous rages and after thinking about it long and hard decided to get rid of him. She really loved Jesse, but his rages got worse. He would cause huge rows and Nadine would back down, trying to make a joke of it at first.”

“But it was constant and in the end drove a wedge between them.”

“It was out of control. They would go out clubbing and Jesse would go ballistic if he saw Nadine dancing with another man - even if he was gay!”

“One of the turning points was when they were in LA and a British fan ran up to Nadine and asked for her autograph. Jesse hit the roof and shouted, ‘Why is she asking for your autograph? You haven’t even released a single here.’ Nadine couldn’t believe it. She did everything for him but he was an idiot.”

“You can’t blame Nadine. He pushed her and pushed her.”

Posted by Aigua on April 23, 2007 in Girls Aloud, LA Airheads, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline not likely to be in love

Paris and K-Fed, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

I know, they're just posing for a photograph as fellow celebutards, but a girl can dream, can't she? How perfect would they be together? I've never seen a better skank mirror.

[Via Dlisted]

Posted by Aigua on April 23, 2007 in Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 19, 2007 12:20 PM

Lindsay Lohan gets pwn3d

Uh oh. I can't imagine anything worse than having the entirety of my life on the interweb exposed for all to see. Lindsay Lohan, poor lamb, doesn't even need to imagine, as her MySpace and gmail accounts have been hacked, and some of the contents made public - email slanging matches between her and Paris Hilton, private messages to Stavros, that sort of thing.

According to the report on LiveJournal community ohnotheydidnt, not only will a website revealing all of the hacked information go live in the next few days, but none other than nemesis Paris Hilton is behind the attack.

Posted by Aigua on April 19, 2007 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (4)

April 18, 2007 5:52 PM

People need people like Lindsay Lohan

I've got a confession to make. My life is in tatters. One day, everything was fine. I was living with the man of my dreams in a £1 million flat, I had the best job ever, and I was hanging out with celebrities. Then Lindsay Lohan left town, and it all went to pieces. I'm sleeping under my desk at my new job, I've developed a debilitating addiction to supercrack (so good they haven't invented it yet), my boyfriend's left me, and I steal food from my colleagues' forks when they're not looking.

See, Linds was there for me. She was my bedrock. She held it all together and before she'd even left Heathrow my whole house of cards came tumbling down. And it seems I'm not the only one. "When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe... When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me," La Lohan tells the latest issue of Allure.

Sorry, Allure PRs - it's just not enough of a teaser to even make me bother Googling the rest of the article, much less get of my arse and buy your mag. Better luck next time!

Posted by Aigua on April 18, 2007 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 17, 2007 6:09 PM

Paris Hilton doesn't want to bend over in jail

Ohnoes! My BFF (or for this 3.5 minute segment, anyway) Paris Hilton is afraid of going to jail! She thinks it'll ruin her reputation and career! I don't think she realises that her reputation is being a skank and her career involves being paid to go to parties and act in a manner most unbecoming of a living creature. Nobody tell her, it'd break her heart.

Anyway. If you don't want to go to prison, don't do illegal shit, like driving under the influence and then violating your probation order. It's not rocket science.

But the poor little madam is afraid her life will be ruined if one Manolo-shod foot so much as crosses the jailhouse threshold. Friends told more magazine: "Paris says if she goes to jail, even for just a day, her life will be over. She knows she'll lose a lot of work if she gets a reputation as someone who has done time. Her whole career is based on her image and maintaining a fan base - she has nothing else to rely on. She's petrified. She's the butt of quite a few jokes in Los Angeles these days and she hates it. She's been crying a lot, especially when she's been drinking, and is scared that her life is falling apart. She's missed two club appearances in the past couple of weeks. People in the industry are taking her less seriously and she doesn't feel like she's Hollywood'sGolden Girl any more. She's more alone than ever before right now and this could be one situation she can't charm her way out of."

Posted by Aigua on April 17, 2007 in LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 16, 2007 6:02 PM

Britney Spears buying hot new bod from surgeon?

Ah, Britney Spears. What's not to love about her recent escapades? Apart from everything, that is.

Anyway. Seems the pop princess may not have lost weight in rehab due to a sensible diet and exercise regime, and alterations to her lifestyle. According to the gossip windmills of the interweb, Mme. Spears may well have succumbed to the cannula, also known as the big sucky needle so beloved of liposuctionists.

American gossip mag Star ran with the following quote from a "friend" of Britney, which usually means the star themselves, their publicist, or an enemy with a vendetta. "Britney wants to look better than she ever has in her life. She has a plan and has already started working on it. She is a size 6 (UK size 10) and wants to be a size 2 (UK size 6) when she is done in three months."

And Britain's Daily Mail tabloid is reporting that the former sex siren with washboard abs to die for is spending £66,000 on her new body.

Posted by Aigua on April 16, 2007 in Britney Spears, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 30, 2007 12:26 PM

Britney Spears in running for Mum of the Year Award

Britney Spears is not a woman in control at the moment. While she may have lost weight and dealt with some of her issues during her all-too-brief stint in rehab, the woman needs to get her priorities straight. After all, KFed's the one looking after the kids while she gets her head together, and she only gets to see them for a few hours a week.

How did she spend this week's visit? According to US Online: "A bodyguard returned the kids (and nanny, natch), to Spears, 25, at around noon Wednesday. But the dentally challenged pop star quickly popped out for more than two hours, leaving the kids home with the nanny. What could be more important than time with the kids? Getting her teeth whitened. According to Access Hollywood, Brit visited a celebrity dentist at Century City Doctors Hospital to have the Zoom whitening treatment done..."

Posted by Aigua on March 30, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (2)

March 29, 2007 12:57 PM

Kirsten Dunst living in sin with twat from Razorlight

I've just moved in with my boyfriend of nine months, and I thought that was a bit hasty. Turns out I'm wrong, as Kirsten Dunst has moved in with her boyfriend of something not far off nine days. They met approximately 20 minutes ago at the SXSW festival, whereupon he dumped his girlfriend and proceeded to fall head over heels with the perky blonde.

A source close to the couple - so definitely not Dunst's publicist, oh no - said: "But they hated being apart and on Friday she flew to London and is staying in his flat. No one is sure how long she will be here for. She's filming in Europe soon so she could be in London a fair bit."

Posted by Aigua on March 29, 2007 in LA Airheads, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (3)

Paris Hilton officially dumber than toast

Like, that is so totally hot, yeah? I'm, like in this movie, and like they make me do stuff, and it'll be really really hot, you know what I'm saying? Because, like, I'm so totally hot. How many other heiresses do you know who've got their own porn careers, TV shows, filmographies, and albums? But, like, even though I am so totally hot, and I know that this movie will be like totally hot because I'm in it, I dunno what it's about.

Well Paris, I think the clue might be in the title. It's called The Hottie and the Nottie, which means it's going to be a fairly predicatable Emma / Pygmallion mash-up. So the next time a waiting photographer or journo asks you what your film is about, as happened outside LA's Koi restaurant this week, you can say more than "I don't know." TMZ have the video, but you have to suffer through 1m10s of blah before you get to the Q and A.

Posted by Aigua on March 29, 2007 in LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 28, 2007 2:41 PM

Justin giving Britney a comback as a post-rehab gift

Much as it pains me to type the words "Britney Spears" on this blog for what feels like the millionth soul crushing time, some things can't be helped. Although if you hear a shotgun blast in Central London in the next 20 minutes, that was probably me ending it all.

She went to rehab. She got crazier. She got cured of the crazy. Now she wants her career back. And who could blame her? She was top of the pile as a nubile teen. Now that she's shown the world her low-rent trailer trash ways - not to mention her minge - I don't see the comeback working, even if she has got Justin Timberlake to duet with her and Timbalake to produce. They'll be singing "You're All I Need to Get By", which makes me want to be sick. Not as much as I'll bet it makes Cameron Diaz want to be sick, but then I never found the ginger-afro'd tosser to be even remotely attractive.

Posted by Aigua on March 28, 2007 in Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (2)

March 27, 2007 11:10 AM

Britney Spears' bodyguard violates holy sanctity of church

I love the peace I get from going to church. Not only is the world a more serene place on a Sunday morning, with all the world's reprobates sleeping off their hangovers, but I find an inner calm in places of worship, one which gets me through the week ahead. Unless that calm is shattered by one of Britney Spears' bodyguards pulling out a gun and threatening to shoot a paparazzo as I'm mid-prayer, of course.

There are no words. Apparently the photographer got too close while trying to take pictures of the devout and modest popstrel at prayer, and the only answer was to pull out a gun and threaten to pop a cap in his ass, or something along those lines. LA's Bel Air Presbyterian Church, where the incident happened, is a hotbed for the famous faithful, yet no previous worshippers have found cause to pack heat in the house of the Lord. It's just bad manners, y'all.

Posted by Aigua on March 27, 2007 in Britney Spears, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

Lindsay Lohan thinks James Blunt is beautiful

If you believe the gossip, Lindsay Lohan changes her boyfriends more often than she leaves the house wearing knickers. If you believe the gossip, La Lohan has also been linked with just about everyone in the United States in possession of a working penis over the age of 18. So the gossip might not be the best thing to believe. After all, what with all that partying, rehabbing, making of movies, driving over paparazzi, and generally getting her picture taken, a girl can only fit in two relationships a week.

So the news that Linds has got it together with James Blunt of all people should be taken with a pinch of salt. Of course, now that I've said that, they're going to get married, have loads of babies, and be the longest-lasting happiest relationship in showbiz. Or maybe not.

Posted by Aigua on March 27, 2007 in James Blunt, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 26, 2007 9:06 AM

Carmen Electra - lesbian, or movie promoter?

Is Carmen Electra about to announce that she's a lesbian? The interweb has been aflame for ages now with rumours that the ex of Dave Navarro and Dennis Rodman is in a relationship with rocker Joan Jett, but the buzz got louder over the weekend.

Apparently the former wearer of the not-quite-so-famous red Baywatch swimsuit has been telling friends that she'll be making a major announcement at the Dinah Shore Weekend, a four-day lesbian festival held in Palm Springs at the end of the month. Carmen will be performing with burlesque outfit The Bombshell Babes, and rumour has it her massive announcement will see her out of the closet and in the spotlight with Joan.

Of course, none of this has anything to do with the fact that she's got a movie out, oh no.

Posted by Aigua on March 26, 2007 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (1)

Bald Britney Spears seeks styling advice

The latest news from the Britney Spears camp is sure to bring a resounding 'huh?' to the lips of all readers. The famed popstrel whose recent spout of crazy has included umbrella attacks, a stint in rehab, all manner of intimate-parts flashing most unbecoming of a young woman and even more unbecoming of a mother of two, and extreme styling not limited to a completely shaved head was last spotted in a hair salon.

Not sure what she thought she was doing there - I last shaved my head on New Year's Eve, and there's no way I could get so much as a clip in it, much less extensions.

Posted by Aigua on March 26, 2007 in Britney Spears, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 23, 2007 5:06 PM

Jesse Metcalfe joins long line of quitters in rehab

Rehab is for quitters. I'm a winner, and winners never quit. Which possibly explains my crippling addiction to this new drug that's so exclusive they haven't even invented it yet. Unlike boring Jesse Metcalfe, who's in rehab - quitter! - for booze. Yawn. That's so Mel Gibson of him.

While Star Trip would like to wish what's his face without the shirt from that show with all the fighting women on it the best of luck in his battle with the demon booze, Star Trip shares the concerns of the interweb gossip hounds that all may not be as it seems. After all, rehab = column inches. The popstar girlfriend may work in this country, but who in the States has heard of Girls Aloud?

Posted by Aigua on March 23, 2007 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 22, 2007 10:55 AM

Anna Nicole Smith baby DNA testing underway

One of the greatest mysteries surrounding the death of former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith is shortly to be resolved. DNA samples from her daughter, Dannielynn, and prospective father Larry Birkhead have been taken, and paternity testing is due to begin.

Howard K. Stern, who was named as the baby's father on the birth certificate, has not provided samples for testing. As the named father on the birth certificate, he is presumed to be Dannielynn's father unless the paternity testing proves otherwise.

The saga surrounding Dannielynn's parentage is more soap opera than real life - in addition to the two prospective fathers named above, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Frederic von Anhalt has claimed he is the father, and rumours persist that Dannielynn was conceived using the frozen sperm of J. Howard Marshall, Anna Nicole Smith's billionaire late husband.

Posted by Aigua on March 22, 2007 in LA Airheads, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (0)

BritFed Spearserline sort out custody, pay-offs

Kevin Federline. Either he's a greasy dirtbag who happened to fall on the best paycheque of his life when he married and impregnated Britney Spears just before she went all sorts of crazy and checked into rehab, making him a model parent, or he is the most cunning Machiavellian brain of the 21st century. Don't laugh - it could be true.

After all, who went from deadbeat dad to proud father in the space of a spousal nervous breakdown? And while his album may have failed to take off, he did manage to score himself a Superbowl ad while his ex-wife was branded "too much of a trainwreck" for the NFL to want to be affiliated with her. And now, following reports of rehab visits and custody arrangements comes the news we've all been waiting for - following the divorce, FedEx is due to walk off with $20 million and half the proceeds from the sale of the couple's Malibu home. How this gels with yesterday's news that Britney is down to her last $10 million, I do not know.

As for custody, it appears that Kevin currently has sole custody of the kids and Britney's got visitation rights. As her health and mental stability improve, she will take over more of their care. Some sources say Britney has to "prove herself" before her access to the kids improves. What this proof will entail nobody knows, but as there have been rumours of drug abuse and addiction, it could be a long slow process.

Posted by Aigua on March 22, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 21, 2007 1:01 PM

Keanu Reeves takes the wheel in Celebs vs. Paparazzi Part 487

You're nobody these days in La-La Land if you haven't run over a paprazzo or two. Nobody! Even if you were in several of the most popular films of the 1990s.

Which is why Keanu Reeves had no choice but to drive round LA in a paparazzi-slaughtering rampage, cackling to himself all the while. Or to accidentally swipe a photographer when pulling away from a parking space. Whatever.

According to the LA County Sheriff's Department, "Mr. Reeves pulled out of a parking space, parallel to the curb, and grazed a paparazzo" on Monday evening. The paparzzo fell, and the nice ambulance men took him to hospital, where he was treated for unknown injuries not thought to include death by robot or spontaneous combustion.

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2007 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

Paris Hilton may have another sex tape. Yawn.

Some women just ooze grace and charm. Paris Hilton is not one of them. Amazingly made famous by a sex tape in which she couldn't be more disinterested if she tried, the blonde celebutard who would go to the opening of an envelope has since been all over the internet for copious drug-taking, racist sing-alongs, and a steady stream of impeccable behaviour not limited to pissing in a taxi.

So what's the latest news in Hilton land? Another sex tape. The interweb is aflame of news of a sex tape of Paris and Cee-Lo from Gnarls Barkley. Media Take Out has what it claims is a picture from the tape of the pair in a compromising position. It could be them. It might not. You decide.

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2007 in Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Paris Hilton, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

Britney leaves rehab to an empty bank account?

Following the news that Britney Spears has left rehab - and has devised a child custody arrangement with Kevin Federline - comes a rumour that the 40 million album-selling pop superstar is going broke.

In the last 24 hours Britney left Malibu's Promises Center following a three-week stay. She and KFed have reportedly agreed to split care of the couple's two children on an equal basis until Britney's better again, at which point the children will return to her and KFed will get full visitation rights.

But according to the Daily Star, Britney is now afraid of bankruptcy, having spent a reputed two-thirds of her $30 million fortune. I don't think most of us would be afraid with $10 million in the bank, but it's obviously a different world celebs live in. The timing of her financial worries could be better: "She has to concentrate on staying sober," a friend was quoted as saying. "But she can't do that if she has to worry about going broke - which is exactly what she thinks will happen."

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 19, 2007 12:47 PM

Britney's rehab love is a gentleman not out for any free publicity

Britney Spears really can pick 'em, can't she? With the exception of Justin Timberlake, I don't think she's had a single man not do some form of kiss n' tell, poor lamb. And while I do pity her for her atrocious man-picking skills, it's hard to dredge up too much sympathy when the singer - who's still actually in rehab - is breaking the cardinal rehab rule of not getting emotionally or physically involved while undergoing treatment. You're all over the place getting treated, the logic goes, therefore you're not in the right place to make judgements about people. Additionally, relying on someone else for support means you're not relying on yourself - if they leave your life, you can find yourself back on square one within minutes.

So there are many reasons to put the champagne back on ice following the 'Britney's rehab love' announcement. The main one? The man himself, Jason Filyaw. In his own words: "I’m not going to sell her out. ... There is always at least some truth in all these crazy stories. I’m just trying to keep things under wrap right now to protect so many people. So you can ask me if we are seeing one another as much as you like but all I can say is ‘I’m sorry but I can’t comment’. It will all come to light very soon, I promise you." Sounds more like a 'where's my money, In Touch magazine?' than a no comment to me. I can see the millions of dollars and free publicity he sees in her. Question is, how much of the crazy has she got to be to see anything at all in him?

Posted by Aigua on March 19, 2007 in Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Kiss'n'Tells, LA Airheads, Relationship Watch, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton look after the well-being of children

I love television, I really do. I love the way it provides us with insight into the lives of others, all the while entertaining and informing. What I love most about television, however, is that in its efforts to educate and entertain - all the while keeping those viewing figures up, up, up! - it manages to be unbelievably dumb. Not pissing on an electric fence dumb, but having sex with the fence before taking it home to meet the family dumb. Case in point? The Simple Life season 800 million five.

In the latest outing of the show, celebutards Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are going to be counsellors at a camp in Southern California, where they will be working with impressionable youths, ostensibly looking after their emotional development and well-being. Umm. Making matters worse, the word on the wire is that the girls won't be working as actual counsellors, as their refusal to take drug tests precluded them from the role. Double umm. Making matters so much worse as to make suicide an appealing option, one of the roles the girls will fill is that of fat camp counsellor, helping the youth of America get fit and lose weight. As long as they don't start promoting ADD drugs and and horse steroids I'm sure it'll be fine. After all, does America have a better, healthier, weight-loss role model than Nicole Richie?

Posted by Aigua on March 19, 2007 in LA Airheads, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)

Lindsay Lohan's rehab either a great success or enormous failure

Ohnoes! Despite having spent 30 days in the second-most publicised stay in rehab history (current record holder: Ms B. Spears), Lindsay Lohan appears to have returned to the bottle within minutes of breaking free from their oppressive regime, US gossip hounds claim.

Reports in the New York Post's famed Page Six gossip section said:

The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was "drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes." She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson. Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Lindsay's doing fine. She's taking her life day by day."

While Lohan's public - and underage - drinking is not the best advertisement of their success rate the Wonderland Center could have hoped for, it is entirely possible that La Lohan was availing herself of their services for problems entirely unconnected to alcohol consumption. Reports of the redhead and her entourage spending time hanging out in bathroom stalls in suspiciously large groups haven't surfaced, whereas they were commonplace a mere 30-day programme ago. Just saying.

Posted by Aigua on March 19, 2007 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (1)

Tara Reid invests in LA burger joint

Poor Tara Reid has suffered quite a lot at the fickle hand of Hollywood, and we at Star Trip feel bad for her. One day her partying ways were seen as young and fun, the next day she's an alcoholic has-been. One day she's the quintessential all-American teen pin-up; one botched boob job later and she's a laughing stock denied entry to clubs frequented by Paris Hilton. Which many would say is a good thing...

But Tara is a fighter, and while there's been no official statement to the effect that she's backing out of movies for good, she is increasing her investment in LA's restaurant scene - the actress, who currently owns stakes in Geisha House, The Shore and Bella, is also involved in ritzy fast food joint Ketchup, which is due to open 31st March. While there's not much news of Ketchup yet, the decor is said to be up-market designer kitsch, and there have been rumours of a $25 sloppy joe on the menu (that's like bolognaise sauce in a bun, English readers).

Posted by Aigua on March 19, 2007 in LA Airheads, Tabloid Tales, Where Are They Now? | Permalink | Comments (1)

December 20, 2006 9:36 AM

Christina Ricci says sorry for wearing fur

Reindeer pelt coat? Just before Christmas? Christina Ricci, how could you? Rudolph and chums were put on this earth to deliver presents and caper about in the snow for the benefit of Lapland tourists, NOT to keep your Hollywood shoulders warm in December. Got that?

Well, it seems she has. After being papped wearing a reindeer-fur coat and slapped onto the cover of a US magazine, it seems Christina has in turn been slapped (metaphorically) by her fans, with what the Mirror describes as a furious backlash. Now, she's apologised.

"I never meant to hurt or anger anyone with my insensitivity. I have received the message loud and clear and will not be wearing fur in the future. I apologise for my offensive actions."

Crumbs, it seems fans do have some power to influence their idols' behaviour after all. Christina joins Paris Hilton, who vowed never to wear fur again after a night round Heather Mills' house watching seals being skinned. On video, I mean.

Posted by Stu on December 20, 2006 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

November 24, 2006 9:18 AM

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton get arrested. Almost.

Well, alright, they just had a Narrow Brush With The Long Arm Of The Law, after Paris' neighbours complained about the disturbance from a party thrown by the heiress and pal Britney. I'm guessing they weren't playing K-Fed's album loud, although you never know.

Actually, according to The Sun, the problem wasn't noise, but the huge hordes of paparazzi gathered outside popping their flashbulbs. Despite Paris' best eyelash-batting efforts, cops arrived and broke up the party. "Paris tried to turn on her schoolgirl charm with the officers but they told her to ask everyone to leave," a source tells the paper.

Posted by Stu on November 24, 2006 in Britney Spears, LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 23, 2006 9:59 PM

Top Ten Stories - Keith Urban Is An Alkie, & Madonna Is A Cradle-Snatcher

Good news ladies, Harry Potter, ahem, Daniel Radcliffe, is single. And going to be performing NUDE onstage next summer. Try to curb your enthusiasm, there.
Country crooner Keith Urban has quietly checked into rehab for alcohol abuse, whilst wife Nicole Kidman still manages to get some action with fellow rehab-fan, Robert Downey Jr.
Sharon Osbourne declares that fat is the new black, as she's set to remove her gastric band later this year.
The father of the year old Malawian orphan that Madonna has recently adopted is now claiming he didn't consent to him being adopted, that he thought they would only look after him for awhile. More likely he heard her latest album and couldn't surrender his child to such future horrors.
Jade Goody, forever having problems with the numerous men in her life, reportedly punched boyfriend Jack on Saturday night, splitting his lip.
Lindsay Lohan is a dirty, dirty bitch. But a considerate one, at that, as she left dozens of designer clothes behind when she recently moved out of the hotel she called home.
The Arctic Monkeys are set to write an autobiography based on their stardom, to be due before Christmas.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to get married in Italy next month, no doubt due to the lovely scenery there, and not all the hot male action. Ahem.
Predictably, Michael Barrymore's comeback attempt has failed, possibly due to the fact he's playing 'Scrooge' in A Christmas Carol, hitting more than slightly close to home.

Posted by Katherine on October 23, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Guy Ritchie, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 13, 2006 5:43 PM

Top Ten Stories - Alec Baldwin Continues Missing His Anger Management Therapy, & Paris Hilton Is Single Yet Again. Surprised?

Alec Baldwin is a nasty pasty. But a sexy one, mind, regardless of his temper.
Lindsay Lohan's mum has been mouthing off to the press about how she'd make a great Lara Croft. At least she's got the fake titties!
It seems when your trashy ex-wife assaults your new even trashier girlfriend, it's best not to stay together, in the case of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker.
China is not a fan of Jay Z, in particular his use of expletitives and suggestive language, banning him from ever performing there.
For those 3 people that care, Howard K. Stern has been listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's birth certificate.
Ashlee Simpson continues in her quest to be better looking than Jessica, by getting more plastic surgery, this time to her eyes and chin. Someone tell her that she's been better looking than Jessica since birth?
Gwen Stefani is releasing a new solo album this December, sparking fear in those with bad taste that there will never be another No Doubt album again.
Like we needed more evidence about Michael Jackson's sanity, he is now moonlighting as a middle-aged woman in France, complete with heels and floppy hat.
David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses, promptly critics, well, me, to ponder how long it will take for him and ol' Sour Face to drop out of the limelight completely.
Sadly, Jessica Alba has vowed never to get nekkid on screen. If only other 'slebs would follow (hint hint, Sharon Stone)

Posted by Katherine on October 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sharon Stone, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 12, 2006 8:57 PM

Top Ten Stories - Sienna Miller Looks Under 21, & Angelina Jolie Is A Murderer's Muse

Finally, someone puts holier-than-thou Sienna Miller in her place and denies her entry to a club, sadly for not having ID, not for being a stinky actress.
It seems being in close proximity to Angelina Jolie turns people into fighting-machines, as her driver hits a motorcyclist in India.
Contrary to all the rumours circulating about her and Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston told Oprah they're still together. Does this mean they're an official couple now?
Kevin Federline is understandably insecure about his marriage with Britney, and has convinced her not to lose her baby weight so she won't get so much male attention.
Nick Lachey blames their Newlyweds reality show as the instigator to his marriage break-up, and not say, Jessica's infidelity.
80s-throwback Justin Hawkins comes out of rehab and quits The Darkness, blaming his cocaine problems on being in the novelty band. Quite understandable - we'd be addicts too if we looked like that.
Nicole Richie debuts her new red haircolour with a new man. Needless to say, we preferred the old look better, in more ways than one.
Elle Macpherson has dropped her lawsuit against Heidi Klum over the use of her nickname 'The Body', after meeting the Dalai Lama. Bet he loved admonishing her on her childish fight with the fellow model, dirty thing.
Because apparently SpongeBob SquarePants is the new Simpsons, David Bowie adds to his archive of cameos and makes a guest appearance on the underwater show as Lord Royal Highness.
Desperate for attention, P Diddy has revealed that he never loved Jennifer Lopez to begin with. Neither did we, mate, neither did we.

Posted by Katherine on October 12, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, The Darkness, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 10, 2006 8:42 PM

Top Ten Stories - Kate Moss Worst GF EVAH!!1!!1! Plus George Lucas Gives Us What We Want, For A Change

Kate Moss pussywhips Pete 'Back on Crack' Doherty into leaving Babyshambles and going solo, as if that will be the end to their troubles. Hah!
George Lucas shuffles into his old-age home as he talks of pleasing us all and  retiring.
Victoria Beckham doesn't just scare us when she looks into a mirror, she scares herself as well, moaning that she looks awful nekkid.
Yet more talk of Anna Nicole Smith in the news, as she is attacked over claims she was fast-tracked a Bahamian citizenship.
Like we don't need any more excuses to want to sleep with Scarlett Johansson, she has come out and admitted she gets tested for HIV every 6 months.
Not just content with having one alien-child, Katie Holmes is already planning on a second, discussing her pregnancy plans with oh-so-fertile Victoria Beckham.
Looks like someone got some action, after Nicole Richie was seen doing the walk of shame from Paris Hilton's house the next morning after they had dinner together.
Things are definitely cold between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, as he is caught smooching another blonde.
Kirsten Dunst is to do us all a favour and quit movies to go back to school.
Those two characters off Lost, the junkie ex-hobbit, and hot Kate who can't decide between Sawyer and Jack, are getting married in real life.

Posted by Katherine on October 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 9, 2006 9:27 PM

Top Ten Stories - Madonna Adopts Orphan, But In More Breaking News, Paris & Nicole Are BFF's Again! Hallelujah!

'Holiday...Celebrate...Buy a baby...In Malawi', is reportedly the tune Madonna is humming, since she apparently did an Angelina Jolie and adopted an orphan, naming him 'Luca'. Sorry Madge, but adopting an orphan won't get you Brad, you're stuck with Guy and his crap movies for life.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have reportedly sucked-face and made-up, leading many to wonder if there's another dreaded Simple Life in the works.
Lindsay Lohan obviously doesn't rate appearing at a benefit in Australia for kids and tweens very highly, as she skips out of the negotiations. She must've twigged that 13 year-olds are just far too young.
Chris De Burgh (get back in your box, raging-hormones), claims he can heal people with his hands. Me first! Me first!
Penelope Cruz naturally attracts beardy-lesbians. Like Tom Cruise.
The third, and ugliest Hanson brother has just married. Is there no hope for the rest of us anymore?!
Paris Hilton is snapped with some seedy looking skunk. Skank with some skunk, how's that for a new lyric, princess?
Following in the foosteps of Take That, and, err, 5ive, S Club 7 are reforming, heaven forbid.
Not content with appearing in the news only for being found slumped over his wheel on drugs, George Michael has announced Wham! are reuniting for a 'Christmas extravangza', hopefully sharing his drugs with the audience this time.
Russell Brand decides to do a Paris Hilton, and become celibate. Something tells me his attempt will be even more short-lived than hers.

Posted by Katherine on October 9, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Drug Scandals, George Michael, Gossip Rag Roundup, Guy Ritchie, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (2)

October 3, 2006 1:08 AM

Anna Nicole Smith Gets 'Not Married'

I must admit that I did watch 'The Anna Nicole Smith Show', because it was so awful I couldn't not look. And I always found her lawyer, Howard J Stern, a bit... well... creepy, really, and I remember turning to a friend of mine and saying "he so wants a bit of Anna Nicole". And guess what - three years on I've been proved right! It's emerged that Howard claims to be the father of Anna Nicole's newborn daughter, Danni, and the pair have apparently declared their love for one another onboard a catamaran off Nassau in the Bahamas, but there wasn't a marriage certificate issued.

Things aren't all rosy in the garden though - Anna Nicole has since learned that her ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead has requested a DNA test on the newborn, claiming he thinks he - not Howard - is the father. Anna Nicole is still reeling from the death of her son last month.

Posted by Antonia on October 3, 2006 in LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

Top Ten Stories - Nick Carter Still A Knob, And Janet Jackson Still Fame-Hungry

Nick Carter is still whining on and on about former flame Paris Hilton and how he was forced to cheat on her with Ashlee Simpson. Go back to cleaning out your rabbit hutch, Nick, you're boring us with your drivel.
Council flat tenants would vow not to watch the Jonathan Ross show anymore due to a jibe on last week's program, if they had television sets in the first place, that is.
Both desperate for fame, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are in talks to do a duet together at either the Oscars or Grammys. Let's hope for a nip-slip along this line.
Coleen McLoughlin claims she has the world's hardest job. Oh no, girlfriend, writing about tat like this and resisting to throw in numerous expletives is harder.
Anna Nicole Smith did not get married to her lawyer over the weekend, oh no, as if they would be that insensitive to her recently-dead son - no, they just went on a luxury yacht cruise with plenty of champers, is all.
Prattish Jude Law first begrudgingly claims to regret cheating on Sienna Miller, then backtracks, and says he thinks in the long run he did a good thing. Say what?
Sure, we've heard stories about Tom Cruise pushing Katie Holmes to lose her baby weight - but has she gone too far and Nicole-Richie like?
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears end their feud over who the hottest popstar was (face facts, Britters is well below Pink now, on the scale), with Christina giving Britney a $570 gift for her latest son's birth.
No surprises here, as James Blunt tops the funeral faves list - favourite song for a funeral, not favourite 'sleb to HAVE a funeral, sickos.
Could newly rehab-exited Robin Williams be back on the booze already?

Posted by Katherine on October 3, 2006 in Baby Watch, Blind Items, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 1, 2006 10:24 PM

Top Ten Stories - Is Cocaine Kate Making A Comeback? And The Hoff Is A Liar?!

Is 'Cocaine Kate' making a comeback, with The Sun pointing out some mysterious white fodder in her nostrils - or do supermodels get boogeritis too?
Are you a drug-taking jail-habiting alco? There's hope for you yet - if Robert Downey Jr can become Iron Man, so can you, junkie!
Don't tell us the Hoff was exaggerating when he bragged recently that Princess Diana fancied him! Shock! Horror!
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have reportedly called it quits, blaming 'distance and demanding careers', as if all the rumours circulating about her unfaithfulness didn't exist.
Jay-Z comes out of 'retirement' to release a new album, and snag some new audiences, particularly yummy mummies, as he sings a duet with Gwyneth Paltrow at the Albert Hall. Way to enhance that hip hop credibility, Z.
One-legged tart, sorry, Heather Mills, moves on...With her personal trainer. Jogging on a treadmill with just one leg is real hard, so she needs 24/7 care.
Owen Wilson is a regular Romeo, as he serenaded Kate Hudson on her lawn, with a CD player, singing 'I can't help falling in love with you', by Elvis. So. Envious. Right. Now!
Brad Pitt wants a biological baby right away, Angelina Jolie wants to adopt again, later - so many choices facing Brangelina other than what crockery to purchase!
Hear that sound? That's the sound of millions of hearts breaking as Johnny Depp vows to marry his long-time baby momma.
And in concrete, ground-breaking news, Nicole Richie may or may not be attending Crystal Meth Addicts Anonymous, or Alcoholics Anonymous.

Posted by Katherine on October 1, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Drug Scandals, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (7)

September 28, 2006 10:57 PM

Top Ten Stories

Oh Lordy, turns out Tom Cruise was serious when he said he wants to star in a film with Katie Holmes, as he is currently shopping for scripts that will 'put him back in the good graces of the movie-going public'. Someone tell him it'll take more than a film, it'll take a death.
Steve Irwin's widow, Terri, claims the footage of his death will never be shown. Give up, snuff freaks.
Sounds like being divorced is the least of Jessica Simpson's worries, girl needs a fresh pair of undies!
Naomi Campbell was a no-show today at her court trial, the judge declared if she didn't appear for the next trial, she would be arrested and beaten over the head with a BlackBerry.
Hold off on the porn for a little longer, as Scarlett Johansson will be donning period garb and playing Queen Mary in a film to begin shooting late 2007.
Five, that rubbish pop band that split 5 years ago, announced yesterday they're reforming, ahem, as a foursome.
Shock! Horror! Pete Doherty spotted buying syringes! What is the the World coming to?!
The verdict on Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year-old son dying randomly has come in, it was caused by a drug cocktail of antidepressants and methadone. So rockstar.
Sweet, placid Lily Allen has sworn to 'kick and stab' Peaches Geldof in a fight.
As if we don't have enough reasons to laugh at him already, Russell Brand announced when he was 20 he auditioned for a boyband - perhaps he can join the new Five line-up?

 

Posted by Katherine on September 28, 2006 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lily Allen, Musical Stars, Peaches Geldof, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Russell Brand, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (12)

September 27, 2006 7:41 PM

Top Ten Stories

The original Bridget Jones doesn't look like she's a Singleton anymore, as Renee Zellweger has been seen canoodling with old flame, George Clooney.
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer, Howard K. Stern, announced he was the baby girl's father recently on Larry King Live.
After six weeks of teasing us with their possible marriage break-down, Kate Hudson files for divorce with Chris Robinson.
For those who live in the Cotswolds, you might be bumping into Brangelina down at your local off-licence fairly soon, as they're set to move to the upmarket Lower Mill Estate.
Yep, Winona Ryder is still as effed-up as ever.
Sorry to induce vomit on you, but 'Screech' from Saved by the Bell, has filmed a sex video with 2 women, reportedly involving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.
Paris Hilton has been charged over her DUI recently, and most probably will spend 6 months in jail. Yeh, right.
Because he hasn't messed with us enough already, Marilyn Manson is launching his own brand of Absinthe.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are rumoured to be marrying in the next 2 weeks - as if we haven't heard that one before.
Janet Jackson is a supplier of sex-toys to all those who seek them.

Posted by Katherine on September 27, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

Lily Allen heads for Hollywood, disses Paris Hilton

Hollywood won't know what's hit it next year – Lily Allen will be spending six months there next year while promoting her debut album. And just to make sure she has some friends waiting when she gets her, she's been ripping into Paris Hilton in today's Mirror.

"People like her are useless. She thinks she can milk the world for what she's worth. She's taking money off people that haven't got much. Why doesn't she do something worthwhile, like work for the UN? She's hideously untalented. Her music is auto-tuned. You can hear it. I know because my sister saw her in Ibiza and said it was the worst thing she had ever heard. I worked for two and a half years writing my album... I find it hideous that she's come in and not worked for it at all."

Attagirl! I guess this means Lily will be in the Lindsay Lohan camp when she gets to LA...

Posted by Stu on September 27, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lily Allen, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 26, 2006 8:49 PM

Top Ten Stories

Turns out the suicide-attempt by David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter that we reported yesterday may in fact have been caused by the family cat, pictured. David's estranged wife claims he used the suicide allegation as revenge on her to make her appear a bad mother.
Lindsay Lohan uses Stavros Niarchos to make ex-boyfriend Harry Morton jealous.
Is the world coming to an end? Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reportedly made up.
To add insult to injury, Heather Mills was kicked out of Sainsbury's for shoplifting there 20 years previously. What she doesn't know is they're team McCartney.
Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, has had his lawsuit thrown out of court, as the headaches he suffered from were because of his herpes, not a result of her beatings.
George Bush can breathe easy, as George Clooney is sticking to movies, and won't be running for presidency anytime soon.
Sadly, Russell Crowe won't be starring in a Steve Irwin biopic anytime soon.
Kevin Federline knows what the punters want, as he drops Popozao from his debut album, and replaces it with a duet between him and Britney.
Brad Pitt is rumoured to be starring in a biopic on Jeff Buckley's life.
Kate Bosworth says 'Orlando who?' after caught canoodling with an Unidentified Hottie in public.

Posted by Katherine on September 26, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 25, 2006 5:27 PM

Top Ten Stories

Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have reportedly parted ways, after it was rumoured they were engaged.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney are trying to set their parents, Blythe Danner and Paul McCartney, up together, as they can't wait to overhear geriatrics going at it like rabbits.
Jennifer Lopez is so desperate to fall pregnant, she has resorted to IVF treatment. If only she'd stayed with P Diddy - his sperm seems very fertile.
Has Paris Hilton stooped even lower than Travis Barker, and hooked up with Fred Durst, Britney Spears's former lover?
Speaking of trashy tattooed bad boys, Steve O literally pissed all over the red carpet at the Jackass 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
After six days of engagement, Aaron Carter and his Playboy girlfriend have split.
Victoria and David Beckham are apparently going to star in an episode of Neighbours - let's hope Posh gets it on with Harold, eh?
Buffy - ahem, Sarah Michelle Gellar, thinks Alec Baldwin is sexy.
Not surprisingly, Steven Tyler has Hepatitis C.
David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter tried killing herself last night by slitting her wrists. We could make a joke here about how we'd do the same if he were our father, but really, we're not that cruel.

Posted by Katherine on September 25, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Beckham, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, Sport Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 22, 2006 5:18 PM

Top Ten Stories

Robin Williams manages to slip the nurse a tenner and checks out of rehab, hopefully soberly.
Angelina Jolie has spent £200,000 on artwork by Banksy. Did no-one tell her you can pick his stuff up for free in Blighty, just off the street?
Jessica Simpson has said she still sleeps in Nick Lachey's tshirts, which is funny, as we thought she slept naked with strange men most of the time.
Don't bother Jack Nicholson between the hours of two and four in the morning, as that's his 'ass-scratching hours'.
Anastacia has accepted a marriage proposal from her British bodyguard - does this mean we'll have to put up with lots of crap sightings in Heat's 'Spotted' now?
Charlotte Church wears Bridget Jones-style big knickers to make her look slim on camera - bet Gavin Henson makes her wear 'em in bed, too.
Lisa Kudrow weeps quietly about being labelled tubby due to not losing the baby-weight as fast as other actresses.
To no-one's surprise at all, Britney Spears adores wearing hooker shoes.
Lindsay Lohan will have to wear the cast on her arm for another 6 weeks. Poor love, giving handjobs with your wrong hand sure is tricky work.
Make sure you pick up a copy of Vanity Fair's November issue, which will probably have Borat on the cover.

Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gavin Henson, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 21, 2006 8:48 PM

Top Ten Stories

Yet another reason to hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as Bono's Samaritan ways rub off on them.
And in the understatement of the century, Paris Hilton admits she's not got the whole deck of cards upstairs.
Madonna's current tour is the highest-earning tour by a female artist ever. You can just hear Britney taking notes 'right, Jesus-cross, check. Farrah Fawcett flicks, check'.
Turns out Janet Jackson regrets saying sorry for her nip-slip years ago. Next she'll be saying she meant it to happen.
Yawn...Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are officially together - anyone paying attention anymore?
Kevin Federline gets himself a real job, dawg.
Not having anything to do with publicity for Justin Timberlake's recent album launch, him and Cameron Diaz were allegedly almost murdered by a papparazo.
Paris Hilton has a temporary lapse of judgment, and gives a homeless man a $100 note.
Whitney Houston got clean with thanks to Courtney Love's help. That's probably how she got hooked on crack in the first place.
Rupert Everett lacks something rather vital, sperm.

Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Cameron Diaz, Courtney Love, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Whitney Houston | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 20, 2006 2:36 PM

Top Ten Stories

Tara Reid gets her implants taken out, and her new movie goes straight to download-only. Coincidence?
For once, Lindsay Lohan is barred from a club for being underage. Bet she didn't go home to a nice mug of Horlicks, though.
Turns out Cindy Crawford isn't just naturally beautiful, she might've been indulging in some of the shiny needlework popular amongst models.
Be still my beating heart...The producers of 'Lost' have warned the hunky leading men not to skinnydip inbetween filming, worrying they're taking 'unnecessary risks in terms of their image'.
Glad to see Tommy Lee hasn't changed an ounce in regards to enjoying implants.
Brad Pitt is lined up to be the next Tom Cruise, sans the craziness.
Madonna is not just content with taking over the world, she's set the conquer space as well, in 2009.
Does Jack Nicholson have a hard on for strap-ons?
P Diddy just wants the kids to stay in school. And for them to buy his albums. And stay off his lawn, flamin' brats.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were caught having a hardcore-groping session when he was in The Priory - witnesses could tell it was her as her 'skinny blue jeans were the giveaway'. Yeh, like every other girl isn't wearing them too!

Posted by Katherine on September 20, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, LA Airheads, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 19, 2006 5:12 PM

Top Ten Stories

As if it's surprising, Willie Nelson is in trouble with the police over possession of the ol' green herb.
If you can stretch your memory back to 1996 and recall popboy Aaron Carter, he is now all grown up and engaged. To a Playboy playmate. One of his older brother's ex-girlfriends. Uh-huh.
Taylor Hanson (come on, you remember), just spawned his third child. The most surprising thing is Hanson are about to release a fourth album!
Londoners now have the chance to get up close and personal with Tupac - if you dare.
Rumous are a'bounding about Sarah Jessica Parker possibly being preggers with her second child.
Please God, don't tell us Lindsay Lohan is going to buy property here in London. We can't deal with having her tumpsy perpetually splashed across The Sun.
Ricky Gervais has a conscience over how much money he has.
Britney Spears's new album is said to contain 'crazy ass' rapping. We can't wait...
Proving she is willing to stoop to any level, representatives for Anna Nicole Smith have sold the last ever photos of her recently departed son for $600,000.
Cover your ears, as Pete Doherty may be guest-editing a Christmas show for BBC Radio 4's Today  programme

Posted by Katherine on September 19, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

Steve Coogan is shut out by Paris Hilton

Oh, the shame. Today's Sun won't make happy reading for comedian/actor Steve Coogan, as it claims he got the brush-off from Paris Hilton after paying a late-night visit to her home in LA. The paper says the pair had been boozing with Kimberly Stewart in a club, and that when the girls left, Steve didn't want the night to end.

"He got a taxi to take him to Paris’s house and ended up banging on the door for an hour asking to be let in. Paris refused," a source tells the paper. "She wouldn't touch him if he was the last man on earth." Oof! Perhaps Steve would be better off sticking with Courtney Love, or loony ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson, who he's also been spotted out on the lash with.

Posted by Stu on September 19, 2006 in LA Airheads, Paris Hilton, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 18, 2006 4:23 PM

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Yes, there really is a Mel Gibson video game, complete with tequila bottles and Star-of-David-throwing Rabbis.
Jon Heder, better known as Napoleon Dynamite, is expecting a baby.
Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist last Friday whilst partying. Hey, at least she didn't cover it up the way the Hoff did.
Katie Holmes is apparently having second thoughts about marrying Tom. If only she'd listened to Star Trip from the beginning...
Adam Ant claims his relationship with Heather Graham saved him from depression and suicide.
Elton John and George Michael are now BFF. Is it too soon to hope for a threesome?
Anna Nicole Smith is refusing to allow her baby's father from meeting her.
Jude Law is desperate to play a Romeo role before his good looks fade. Err...You're about 33 years too late for that, Judey-boy.
Scarlett Johansson speaks out over ultra-thin 'slebs, saying 'I don't need to be skinny to be sexy'.
Nicole Kidman will be riding husband Keith Urban's 'love bus' whilst he goes on tour for 6 months.

Posted by Katherine on September 18, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Hasselhoff, Elton John, George Michael, Hot Gossip, Jude Law, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Scarlett Johansson, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 15, 2006 12:02 AM

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Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage, whether or not this is due to Osama Bin Laden's crush on the crack-addict is up in the air.
Sean Penn believes there's rules for civilians to follow, and then there's rules for the 'slebs to follow. Well, derr, just look at Pete Doherty.
Speak of the devil, he's just had another Jaguar impounded, for failing to pay road tax.
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are definitely porking.
Thank goodness the next series of Strictly Come Dancing will have some sass, as they've added Emma 'Baby Spice' Bunton to the list of despo keen 'slebs.
Graffiti artist Banksy cheats on us with Los Angeles and doesn't return our numerous frantic calls.
It's rumoured Britney Spears has named her second son Sutton Pierce, so he will have the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston.
Oasis are not happy campers about being forced to release a greatest hits album. Don't worry, Noel, neither are we.
Marianne Faithfull has been diagnosed with cancer, but still intends on touring in 2007. Atta girl.
We've heard the rumours that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Harry Morton, but could they have married already?

Posted by Katherine on September 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Oasis, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Whitney Houston | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 13, 2006 5:02 PM

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are set to get married within the next 6 weeks. Let's hope it's not a Halloween wedding, nothing can get scarier than having to see Suri pics again.
Brad Pitt has stated he will no longer be appearing nekkid or doing sex scenes, for want of a more wholesome family image. Sounds like Angie has him on a tight leash there...
Are they on, are they off, oh who knows, but it seems Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been getting schnoogly again, this time in Hawaii.
Meat Loaf has apparently propositioned Scarlett Johansson, but thank goodness she refused.
The Hoff continues his boasting, this time that Princess Diana and him almost slept together, and that she was 'smitten' with him. David Hasselhoff! Princess Diana! Hah!
Jane Fonda wishes she could smoosh Lindsay Lohan up to her bosom, pat her hair, and say 'there, there, pet'.
Could things be going poorly for Simon Cowell, whose black American Express card wasn't working in Miami recently?
Turns out it wasn't Russell Brand who raped the girl at his party in Edinburgh (just because the dude looks homeless doesn't mean he's a rapist!)
Paris Hilton is not just, well, everything, but she's also an homewrecker, according to Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's estranged wife, who has been seen sucking face with the vapid airhead.
Just a week ago we reported that Sharon Osbourne's dog bit Patrick Swayze on her new chat show, well now the pup has gone and sunk it's teeth into The Hoff as well. Dog has taste, mmm.

Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 12, 2006 12:58 PM

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This is stuff that dreams are made of. Richard Branson deliberately confused Paris Hilton with a waitress, and asked her for a drink. Score 1 for the Billionaire - but which one?
Just days after giving birth to a baby girl, Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year old son dies mysteriously. Let's hope he wasn't taking Trimspa tablets, ouch.
Sean Combs is not allowed to be called 'Diddy' in the UK anymore, as apparently someone already goes by that name. Anybody? No? Me either.
Michael Parkinson is not impressed with Charlotte Church's new chat show, not least because she pulls off better cleavage than him.
Making us all green with envy, although we're unsure about the credibility of this, as it's supposedly from an interview with the NotW, Kirsten Dunst speaks out about her previous relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal, 'We tried to spice things up - we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea'. Bitch, just quit bragging already.
In more barftacular news, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged. Maybe.
Just recently Uma Thurman announced she wanted a toy boy, and ker-ching, she has one already. And it's Orlando Bloom...Life just isn't fair.
The only hot Desperate Housewife wants to quit to concentrate on her film career. Considering Eva Longoria's next film is called 'How I met my boyfriend's dead fiancee', I don't think it's a wise move.
And in other freaky news, David Hasslehoff wants to be buried in a glass coffin under his Hollywood star so people can watch him decompose. Little does he know we've been doing that the past 54 years of his life.
Claudia Schiffer is in trouble over her 'vicious dogs', and no, we're not referring to her supermodel pals.

Posted by Katherine on September 12, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, David Hasselhoff, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jake Gyllenhaal, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (3)

September 7, 2006 8:27 PM

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Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence earlier this morning, the photo on the left shows her being led, handcuffed, into a police car.
Speaking of DUI and raving loonies, Mel Gibson has left rehab, and is fed up with people paying so much attention to him. Don't worry, Mel, having a stiff scotch will surely help matters eh! 
Britney Spears is rumoured to be giving birth today, by C-section, and will be naming her supposed daughter 'Jailynn', after her mother, Lynne, and sister, Jamie. Yup, Jail Federline. What a knob.
As if we care, but Heather Locklear and David Spade have ended their 5 month relationship, with reports saying David thinks she's an 'high-maintenance bitch'.
But not to worry, as it seems Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey may be back together - perhaps she's clucky after seeing those cute Suri Cruise photos?
P Diddy's girlfriend is pregnant with not one, but two little P Diddlers.
Marcia Cross, of Desperate Housewives fame, is up the duff with her husband, reportedly 2 months gone.
Brangelina are tying the knot viddy viddy soon! Or so Star claims...
Yessss! Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after 4 years - get ready to fight for him, girls.
And as one heart-throb becomes single, another disappears into marriage, with Emilio Estevez becoming engaged to his writer girlfriend.

Posted by Katherine on September 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 5, 2006 4:47 PM

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Kelly Osbourne fake marries in an inflatable church at a music festival in Ireland. Well, when in Ireland...
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are apparently over, whilst Angelina Jolie is pregnant again - too much information to take in all at once!
The Arctic Monkeys are the favourite to win tonight's Mercury Music Prize, even though last year's favourite was Kaiser Chiefs, and well, we all know what happened there.
Sharon Osbourne's dog bites Patrick Swayze on her chat show. No, not her pussy. Her dog. Although I wouldn't put it past her to let the pussy out of the trousers with the likes of Swayze around.
If you're wealthy enough, and flamboyant enough, you can bag yourself some of Cher's very own outfits at Sotheby's auction house in London.
Keira Knightley is stunned she actually has to pay for something. Life is hard, doll.
Madonna is auctioning off her wedding tiara on eBay, reports that this is due to bankruptcy are entirely made up.
The video of Kate Moss for Agent Provocateur has apparently crashed their server, undoubtedly due to the millions of horny pubescent boys.
Pamela Anderson launches her own makeup line, because the kids aren't slutty enough these days.
You can pick up Syd Barrett's house in Cambridge for just £300,000 where the former Pink Floyd-er lived for 25 years.

Posted by Katherine on September 5, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Kelly Osbourne, LA Airheads, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Pamela Anderson, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 4, 2006 7:40 PM

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Hilary Swank moves on from Chad Lowe just 9 months after their split. What a mananiser!
With-hair-worse-than-Robert-Smith's, Russell Brand's DNA is being tested after being accused of raping a 20 year old.
Al Pacino has a massive Godfather-sized boner for Madonna, despite the leotards.
Geri Halliwell's baby girl, Bluebell Madonna, has apparently been abused. And we're not just talking about her name.
Ho ho ho, the jokes just write themselves, as lantern-jawed James Van Der Beek announces he is writing a debut screenplay about baseball.
Queen and Paul Rodgers throw away their zimmerframes and declare an attack on US stadiums and arenas. At least you'll be home for the prime-time movie on telly.
Samuel L. Jackson is keen to make a sequel to Snakes on a Plane, this time, titled 'Snakes on Crack'. Let's see if he can rope in Whitney Houston for a cameo.
Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields patch things up, cue her entrance into Scientology any day now.
Charlotte Church wants to recruit Tom Cruise for her new chat show, but claims he won't, due to the show's 'silliness'. What she doesn't realise is the silliness hasn't even started until he appears.
Ms. Shoewawa over on our new Shiny Fashion Forum told us about Banksy's Paris Hilton parody CDs, now available on eBay!

Posted by Katherine on September 4, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brooke Shields, Charlotte Church, Geri Halliwell, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 1, 2006 4:57 PM

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One of Linday Lohan's casual lovers has apparently bought her a pricey Cartier engagement ring and whisked her off on holiday to propose, no less than a month after declaring she would never be monogamous.
Somehow we don't think this is an authentic baby registry for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - firstly, he's listed as K-Fed. Is anyone really that dumb? Oh, wait.
Lionel Richie gives his mark of approval to daughter Nicole and current bed-warmer, Brody Jenner.
Thoughts of retirement are far from Madonna's mind, as she starts planning her next album, reportedly meant to be more of the same disco music. Just leave the leotards alone this time, love.
If you care to remember her, Christina Milian is flogging all her clothes on eBay to make a quick buck, sources say she is indeed close to bankrupt.
The filming of Charlotte Church's first talk show episode was apparently a 'shambles' but will be edited well for the debut tonight.
As if we need more evidence on Paris Hilton's more than willing thighs, here it is.
Could Robbie Williams be shedding his playboy image, preferring to jump into bed with his Playstation instead of a woman?
If the sight of Daniel Craig in his swimming trunks didn't turn you on, perhaps his gay kiss will.
Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been branded the 'worst tenant in history', as his landlord evicts him.

Posted by Katherine on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Daniel Craig, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 31, 2006 8:36 AM

Tabloid Tales: Charlie's Angels are "over-caked grannies"

Insult of the week - if not year - comes from columnist Brian Reade in today's Mirror, writing about the Emmy Awards. In full: "At the Emmys, Helen Mirren made the original Charlie's Angels look like three over-caked grannies out on a pension day pulling session." It's funny because it's true.

Reade also describes Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith and Kate Jackson as "sexless androids" and claims that "Botox has made their faces so tight that Cozy Powell could play a 10-minute drum solo on them." As for Helen: "Mirren may have crow's feet and bingo wings, but she also has style, innate sexuality and a dirty grin that said she'd be up all night and didn't give a toss what you thought about her."

Posted by Stu on August 31, 2006 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 29, 2006 4:56 PM

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As if celebrities aren't already superior to us mere civilians, Natalie Portman dons her battle rags and enters the war zone of Israel, to visit her family despite the war with Hezbollah. Bring us back a souvenir, won't you love?
Thank the lord, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are reportedly civil with one another now. Is it too soon to suggest a threesome?
Owen Wilson-obsessives, time to hike down to your nearest Agent Provocateur, as he is apparently not bedding Kate Hudson, who is rumoured to be back with her homeless-looking husband.
Elton John proves he is walking ever closer along the path to senility and dementia, as he apparently wants to work 'with Pharrell, Timbaland, Snoop, Kanye, Eminem and just see what happens'. What happens, Elt, is that you'll wind up being shot.
Kevin Federline has landed a speaking role in CSI, where he'll be playing a 'threatening' teenager. At the tender age of...28?
More hope for Jennifer Aniston of staying Brad's parents' preferred choice of daughter-in-law, as they are offended by Angelina Jolie's drunk behaviour and 'tactless' personality at a recent birthday party for Maddox.
It's official, Suri Cruise will make her debut in the October issue of Vanity Fair.
At least the musical will be in keeping with the film version of Chicago, as fellow emaciated singer Ashlee Simpson is set to star as Roxie Hart, the part portrayed by Renee Zellweger in the film.
Not content with just stealing The Office from our fair shores, HBO are set to remake Little Britain to entertain Americans. Somehow I think the Vicky Pollard skits will be more of a real-life drama over there than a comedy.
And apparently Eminem is not a misogynistic so and so, he is, infact, channeling Buddha. Right...

Posted by Katherine on August 29, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Walliams, Elton John, Eminem, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

Tabloid Tales: Pete Doherty and Jessica Simpson are SO over

And I didn't even realise they were a couple... No, don't worry, Pete never dumped Kate Moss for a fling with Jessica. But Pete'n'Jess have both copped a stinging dismissal from fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld according to today's Sun. Apparently neither star has any taste or style. Or, to quote Karl directly: "Ecch, I'm not that impressed." (on Jessica) and "Gone. His music, the look, is over now. There's nothing to think about it. It is too late." (on Pete).

Time to throw away those trilbies, hotpants, charity-shop suits and blonde hair dye then. Or at least combine them into one outfit - maybe Karl would deem that as cool.

Posted by Stu on August 29, 2006 in Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads, Pete Doherty | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 24, 2006 11:52 PM

LiLo To Sell Apartment

Lindsay Lohan is flogging her LA apartment, in which she has never lived, in a bid to shake off her stalker.  The apartment, which LiLo bought last year for $1.9million, is expected to fetch a 50% profit - nice work if you can get it.  For their money, the lucky buyer will get Cher and Matthew Perry as neighbours.

After the purchase, LiLo moved into LA's famed Chateau Marmont hotel, a fact not lost on the deranged male fan who has been bombarding her with letters telling her they are meant to be together:  "He said he was going to be at the Chateau Marmont before my birthday and prove to me that we're meant to be together, even if he has to take me away and teach me. They have a picture of him there. It's scary." I think the word "scary" is the appropriate one here.  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 24, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (2)

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Unfortunately Kate Hudson hasn't heard the expression 'you can't have your cake and eat it too', as she contemplates going back to her scruffmeister of a husband, Chris Robinson. Poor Owen Wilson - I know a few girls who would willingly comfort him if need be, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Paris Hilton didn't learn her lesson when her own Sidekick was hacked, as she's recently been accused of hacking in to Lindsay Lohan's voicemail, no doubt hoping to hear messages from their greasy boyfriend-in-common, Stavros Niarchos.
Proving that she is indeed cheap, Britney Spears's autobiography from 2002 is selling for just 99 cents now, which is quite possibly 99 cents too much.
Nicole Richie is officially seeing someone, poor bloke.
Kate Moss's recent trip to Bali was not just an innocent Indonesian holiday, apparently it was meant to be a wedding ceremony for her and Pete Doherty. Shame he was in rehab at the time...
We predicted a book deal for Heather Mills McCartney, and it turns out we were right.
Mel Gibson does not a role model make. So stop taking tips from him, Tom Hanks, on racial put-downs already!
Put your clean undies on girls, as Bruce Springsteen's marriage is on the rocks.
As if Dr. Who isn't scary enough, they've recruited Meat Loaf to play a villain, as if he isn't scary enough.
It's practically an anti-drinking campaign in itself, as Kerry Katona was recently rushed to hospital in fear of her unborn child's health.

Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Kerry Katona, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 22, 2006 9:53 PM

New Album Makes Paris Cry

Paris Hilton has effectively handed music journalists a loaded gun and painted a target on her chest by saying that she cries whenever she hears her new album.  Multi-talentless Paris was speaking to Blender magazine when she said "I, like, cry when I listen to it, because it's so good. Everyone's like, 'Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ringtone off of it." Well, naturally, Paris.  Not before you've made a few thousand quid off it, anyway.

Increasing the impression of total and utter delusion, Paris claimed she feels bad if she's ever mean.  She explained: "I think people expect me to be this b***h snob, but I'm really nice, and I feel bad if I'm mean."  Surely it gets easier after the hundredth time, Paris?  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 22, 2006 in LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

Google Wars: Paris Hilton vs Lindsay Lohan

It's Round Three of Google Wars, and this week it's two big hitters.  Paris "the Heiress" Hilton vs Lindsay "the Talented One" Lohan.  Now, it's passed me by rather, but apparently these two have a "bit of previous", and also "really hate each other".  I'm sure it's due to get boring at some stage, but at the moment this feud is wonderfully immature, featuring the best in lowest common denominator catcalls from both sides.  Both have recorded albums, both like to party hearty, and both have racked up a few films each - Mean Girls being LiLo's high point, while Paris' artistic zenith came in 2003's gritty A Night in Paris, a story about one woman, one man and... well, the plot kind of ends there.

Two girls, one feud, infinite egos, and one search engine - who's Google's favourite?

Paris clocks up a massive 110 million entries (and you can write your own gag here).  Paparazzi upskirts, that home video, her alarmingly atrocious recording career.  At least one site even boasts a "Filmography".  Fairly short read, that one.  LiLo hasn't even got half as many, with 48,900,000.  Well, how does something like that happen?  What's Paris done that Lindsay hasn't?  Oh...

Posted by Antonia on August 22, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 21, 2006 12:49 AM

LiLo In Paris Video Jibe Shocker

The LiLo-Paris feud has now been going on for longer than a Brad Pitt marriage and, after a recent lull, has been bumped up in the last week.  Not a week after Paris album producer Scott Storch made a few jibes of the "Firecrotch" variety, Lindsay struck back in an interview with Elle magazine, making reference to Paris' video antics.

Talking about prank calls she had received, LiLo said "They'd be screaming and saying stuff that was said in the 'firecrotch' video.  Obviously Paris is very comfortable making videos!".  I dunno, Linds.  From the stills I've seen, some of what Paris got up to didn't look that comfortable.  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on August 21, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 17, 2006 9:18 AM

Lindsay Lohan barred from Justin Timberlake's gig

Slap-downs don't come any harder (and more public) than in Hollywood. Fresh from being ticked off by her studio boss for excessive partying, Li-Lo's now been reportedly refused tickets for an exclusive Justin Timberlake gig in LA this weekend, with his people describing her as a "socialite ligger". Ouch!

"Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music," says a source. “The last thing his label want is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album."

Perhaps Lindsay should take a leaf out of Peaches Geldof's book and head to Ibiza – she might have more luck blagging her way backstage at a Kasabian gig. Maybe. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 17, 2006 in Justin Timberlake, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 16, 2006 7:24 AM

Love Island Latest

There's a new arrival on Love Island! And it's fair to say, the arrival of Big Brother 3 winner Kate Lawler didn't exactly go down well with the girls in the camp, particularly Sophie, but so far I'm loving Kate's inclusion. She's very funny, very dry - I'm not sure why that surprised me - and has so far said the truest line of the series: "Sophie's messed up in the head". Clever girl.

Kate's first action on the island was to go and get drunk with the boys, where she identified Brendan Cole's increasing desperation to have sex. With anyone. He really does seem ready to explode with sexual tension, and you naughty viewers went and put a reluctant Kate in the Love Shack with him. I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you, Ms. Lawler. [Toni Kelly]

Meanwhile, Chris and Coleen have moved their flirtation up a gear and have managed to piss Sophie off with all their kissing and cuddling. She says she isn't jealous, but she's lying. It must be hard to be dumped for someone so much more attractive - and have to witness just how over you the bloke in question is. I'm actually beginning to like Chris, who seems observant and witty at times, but a complete twat for the rest of the time. More of the former, please.

Brendan was filmed in the Love Shack putting questions to Kate, but he managed to steal the show by bitching about, well... everyone. Little Lee got it the worst, as Lee so observantly stated: "I don't think he likes me very much." Give that boy a Smartie! Kelle stood up for Brendan and refused to continue watching the tape, which is quite sweet, considering she's so obviously in love with him.

But the story, of course, is in Sophie. Sophie has decided there's someone at home for her that she'd rather be with. Sounds a bit familiar... isn't that exactly why Shane left the island? She's not even being original now. Sophie then had a rather amusing chat with her Mum, when she asked repeatedly "are you proud of me?" whilst her Mum dodged answering the question. That'd be no, then. Following the phone call Sophie declared she was staying, which I'm ever so glad about - she's a nutcase, but she's bloody good TV.

Posted by Antonia on August 16, 2006 in Brendan Cole, Calum Best, LA Airheads, Love Island, Soap Stars, Sophie Anderton, TV Show Gossip, Victoria Hervey | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 15, 2006 7:55 PM

This week's Lindsay Lohan boob job rumours

Because it's only a few days since the last piece of Li-Lo-inflation gossip hit our desks. Today's Sun has a papped photo of Lindsay "going bra-less underneath a loose-fitting grey dress" (i.e. she was putting out the rubbish in the morning. Probably.) And the paper reckons the snap will do little to silence the gossip about whether the star has been pumping up her assets. Obviously, the accompanying slideshow is purely for readers with an educational interest in the ins and outs of 20-year-old actress' breasts. Right? [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 15, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (1)

Lilo-Paris Feud Rolls On

DVD legend Paris Hilton's feud with Lindsay Lohan is very much ongoing, says TMZ.  The heiress who can't say no is currently employing lackeys to insult her rival - in this case Scott Storch, who produced Paris' debut album (there's one for the CV - Dr Dre will be gutted he missed out on that one).  Storch showed rapier wit the like of which would make Oscar Wilde envious were he still alive, wheeling out the old "firecrotch" gag that delighted the clientele at the finest gentlemen's clubs not so long ago.  The word, a reference to Lilo's ... well, pubic hair, drew delighted giggles from Paris.  Or perhaps she'd just spotted a paper bag being blown about by a swirling wind.  Rumours that Storch went on to say Lohan "smells of wee" and opine that his father was "bigger than her father" were made up just there by me, but might be true.  [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 15, 2006 in Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

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Goldie-spawn Kate Hudson splits from homeless-lookalike husband, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretend to be good samaritans but it doesn't fool us.
Drew Barrymore is a-cluck-cluck-clucking her way into popping out some children soon with Strokes hunk-a-spunk, Fabrizio Moretti.
Firecrotch rears its ugly, dirty, fiery head in the form of Paris Hilton and her music producer, Scott Storch, after a Justin Timberlake concert. Yes, you read correctly, after a Justin Timberlake concert. The horror.
Brad Pitt takes kiddywinks to work with him, using the day-care centre facilities that 'anybody working on the lot, including secretaries and executives' can use. Double horror! Common people, argh!
Excuse me whilst I vomit, but James Blunt's debut album, 'Back To Badlam' has recently been made the second best-selling LP of the decade. Seriously, who buys his music? Deaf people?
Babyshambles were forced to cancel last night's gig in Ibiza due to Pete Doherty realising his passport had expired. If only it had expired outside the UK so he couldn't come back in!
Paris Hilton's debut album has launched exclusively on AOL Music from today, a week before anywhere else. Don't scramble too fast for your credit card, there.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are reportedly engaged, after she was spotted wearing a huge vintage diamond ring given to her by her on-off boyfriend. Jade Jagger is meant to throw them an engagement party in Ibiza this weekend - if Pete sorts out his passport dramas (see above).
Suri is seen in the wild by a 'commoner' (none of those schmancy Scientologist people this time), but it all sounds very fishy to us. Fishy as in Tom-Cruise's-flack-paid-someone-to-off type fishy.

Posted by Katherine on August 15, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Hot Gossip, James Blunt, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 14, 2006 5:21 AM

Caprice Loses $1.8 million Belt Buckle

She's not exactly known for being the most intelligent celeb on the planet, but it appears Caprice is doing well enough for herself to not need brains - or a memory of where she's put things. The American model caused chaos  in a South African nightclub over the weekend when she discovered she was suddenly without a belt buckle worth $1.8million. The rucus caused 2,000 nightclubbers to be forced to stay within the venue whilst it was searched from top to bottom.

The belt buckle was eventually recovered in the ladies loo by one of Caprice's security team. A spokesperson said: "It was found by one of her security guards in the ladies toilet when they retraced her steps through the night." [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (1)

Love Island Latest

I haven't been updating about Love Island recently, mainly because it became so boring I couldn't bear to watch it. From what I can gather, some unknowns came and spent time on the islands, then left. Paul Danan got voted out, as did that Leo bloke, and Shane Lynch decided to walk. Then, all of a sudden, it got interesting again!

First off, Lee - who was head over heels for Colleen - got a chance to spy on her and heard her telling everyone she didn't fancy him. He then confronted her and got a bit violent, at one point spitting: "No, fuck you Colleen." He reduced her to tears, actually. He had to be calmed down, which Brendan attempted, only to have several choice expletives thrown in his direction as well. Bianca also had a go at intervening, but was politely asked to leave Lee and Colleen alone. Or something like that. [Toni Kelly]

But the story of the moment is really all about Sophie Anderton. Is this the least self-aware celebrity in the land?

Firstly, Sophie falls in love with Shane. She bores everyone rigid talking about him, spends hours analysing his every word he says to her and she also talks about him in the Beach Hut (I learnt what it was called!). When Shane announces he's leaving, she's in tears.

Then suddenly, like magic, she's okay again and has moved on to poor Chris Brosnan. They spend awhile kissing and cuddling, then Sophie manipulates the Daily Decider, asking poor Kelle to throw the competition so Sophie can go on the day trip with Chris. When they get back, Sophie trills about their "connection" and doesn't react well when Kelle says their relationship isn't real. Sophie, love, no one thinks your little alliance with Chris is real.

Then - dun dun dun! - the producers of Love Island have a brainwave and bring back Victoria Hervey for a chat with Sophie. If you remember, Victoria and Chris were pretty close before Lady V was booted off the island. Sophie has spent many hours in the Beach Hut saying she thinks Victoria will be "cool" with Sophie's relationship with Chris - but boy is she wrong!

The whole confrontation was laughable. Victoria had a bit of a go and Sophie said "well that's your opinion" several times. Sophie had been rocked earlier in the day when words she'd said came back to haunt her in the daily task, and she continued her denial trip by telling Victoria nothing had happened, to which Victoria rightfully responded "I've been watching it!"

Sophie is unbelieveable. The woman is the biggest bitch on the island, but goes and says she isn't and even says "I'm glad I'm not a bitchy person". HELLO?! What the hell are you thinking?!

When Sophie leaves, having had a bottle of wine poured over her, Sophie goes and tells Calum she's upset but "can't say anything". Then she... erm... says everything. She then goes and tells Kelle and has a good cry. Then she tells the group, and has a good cry. And bingo, she's got what she wanted - to be centre of attention.

Brendan stands up for Victoria, only to be interrupted by Lee, who really seems to have taken agin the New Zealander. Brendan later reflects on what he said, and says my TV moment of the year: "... and then Twat Features interrupts..." referring to Lee. It's a fitting nickname.

Then - and this really is the best bit - Chris goes and dumps Sophie! It spins around in her head and she's soon telling people how it was a mutual decision.

She's the most deluded person I've ever seen on TV. And for that, she's a treasure to watch. Keep it up, Sophie, I'm loving hating you!

Posted by Antonia on August 14, 2006 in Alicia Douvall, Brendan Cole, Calum Best, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Love Island, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Shane Lynch, Sophie Anderton, TV Show Gossip, Victoria Hervey | Permalink | Comments (1)

Winona Ryder "Ashamed" By Acting

Winona Ryder has come out and said that for years she was "ashamed" of being an actress because she thought it was a "shallow occupation". She's said she hated the reaction she got from the public and her friends.

She's continued by saying: "I know how nauseating it is when actors complain about their lives. We're sickeningly well-paid people who have very charmed lives. But that doesn't mean you don't have problems. For a long time I was ashamed of being an actress. I felt like it was a shallow occupation."

Funny how she's ashamed of being an actress, but has no problem in stealing from Saks Fifth Avenue. It's a funny world. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 14, 2006 in Hot Gossip, LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 10, 2006 12:40 PM

Top Ten Stories

Joe Simpson continues to creep out his daughters Jessica and Ashlee by talking yet again about their boobs.
Pete Doherty claims to be 'clean' and in the process of marrying Kate Moss. Dude still needs a bath and a haircut, however 'clean' he may be.
Kirsten Dunst dates a mystery British man, and he lumps her with the bill. Atta boy, that's how we do things here in Blighty!
David Hasslehoff admits to loving being groped by female fans, and also tried to seduce married Kate Beckinsale 'I whispered in her ear the other day at a premiere, ‘I’ll give you everything I have’. She just laughed. But when she met me initially, she seemed very excited.' Suuuure...
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler file for divorce, following in the footsteps of other failed MTV marriages, in the form of Jessica and Nick, and Dave and Carmen. It's about time someone put a curse on MTV marriages.
Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of her L.A. home, the Chateau Marmont as 'it is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights'.
Robin Williams falls off the wagon and enters rehab after being sober for 20 years. Reckon it had something to do with signing on to film Mrs. Doubtfire 2?
Several weeks after Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra split, he is now swapping saliva with porn-star Jenna Jameson. Such impeccable taste in women.
Sienna Miller and Jude Law break up for the last time reportedly. Do we even care anymore? Really, the only good thing about this slice of goss is the close-up of her inner-thigh bruise, tasty.
Anna Nicole Smith wants fellow white-trashee Britney Spears to be her New BFF, 'If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you...I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our babies about the same time,' as she wrote on her website. Like Britney needs any more bad  [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 10, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Jude Law, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

Rag Roundup: Lindsay Lohan's tattoo parlour, Nicole Kidman for Playboy, Diddy and James Blunt get pally, and more!

The McCartneys have unaccountably been pushed off the front pages by proper news this morning, but don't worry, there's still a bunch of celebrity gossip in the inside pages. Lindsay Lohan wants to open a tattoo parlour, Charlize Theron gets a rollicking from her bloke, Playboy want Nicole Kidman to pose nude, and back here in England, the WAGs are still fighting like steely-eyed-blonde-tinted ferrets in a bag to get on TV. No change there then.

I can kinda see why Lindsay Lohan would want to open a tattoo parlour. After all, she's got one herself, she has a bunch of privacy-craving celebrity mates, and perhaps most importantly, it'll give her something to fall back on when the movie career goes south. Sorry, if. I meant if. Really.

Also in Hollywood, the Mirror claims Charlize Theron was reduced to tears in a restaurant before going to see a Radiohead gig with boyfriend Stuart Townsend. No, not because someone told her they wouldn't be playing 'Creep'. The couple allegedly had a huge bust-up because Charlize arrived 45 minutes late for the pre-concert meal. Given the choice between missing pudding or missing the start of Radiohead, I know what I'd do.

The Sun reckons Hugh Hefner is going all-out to convince Nicole Kidman to pose for Playboy magazine. "The vision of her with a cigarette in one hand and her knickers in the other as a delicious French au pair haunts my fantasies," says the randy old goat. "I'd better add that she's a terrific actress."

Today's McCartney divorce story in the Mirror needs no words from me - the introduction speaks for itself. "The sister of Heather Mills' first husband Alfie Karmal last night branded her a scheming manipulator who lures men by twisting the truth about her personality." Is this a pro or anti Heather story? I just can't tell.

In other news, Diddy and James Blunt have formed an unlikely friendship, which appears to revolve around chasing posh English women and arguing over whose music is worse. Former Atomic Kitten singer Liz McClarnon says she's not ready to join the WAGs, despite dating Swansea City striker Lee Trundle. The implication being that she'll only be a proper WAG when she trades up to a Premiership star, or at least someone with a less silly haircut.

Meanwhile, it's getting devious in the race to star in upcoming reality show Footballers' Wives Boutique. Apparently Jermaine Defoe's girlfriend Charlotte Meares is "shelling out a fortune on hair extensions" in an effort to take centre stage. Tsk, hasn't she heard that Victoria Beckham has chopped hers off?

And finally, reality shows may be scraping the bottom of the celebrity bucket, but at least the celebs are honest about it. Channel Five's 'Trust Me, I'm a Holiday Rep' will star chef Nancy Lam ("I need the money") and ex Hearsay singer Noel Sullivan ("I want to prove that I'm a survivor"), as well as teary royal butler Paul Burrell, mentalist DJ Brandon Block, comic Rowland Rivron, "socialite" Emma Jones (i.e. she couldn't bag a footballer in time to get on the Boutique), and "wannabe model" Samantha Rowley. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 10, 2006 in Heather Mills, James Blunt, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Kidman, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 9, 2006 9:19 PM

Paris Hilton Turned Into Hello Kitty Doll

Yet another Paris Hilton pussy is being sold, this time not by a disgruntled former lover. Maybe. Sanrio have come out with a Paris Hilton Hello Kitty plush toy, which features a miniature Tinkerbell, VIP pass, clothes, and tiara. As one commenter on the US Weekly site says, ''If you read the box closely, it says 'Paris doll, c.u.m.s, excuse me, comes complete with flavoured dildos. With your purchase, you get the taste of Stavros, other Paris guy, Nick from Backstreet Boys, and 97 other flavourful guys...Includes revolving door between her legs, prosthetic 'lips', and ass flaps.' Wow, you can accessorise her like a Mr. Potato Head!'' Sadly, it is only available in Japan, probably the only country which could get away with selling such tat. [Katherine Hannaford] 

Posted by Katherine on August 9, 2006 in LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 8, 2006 10:54 AM

Paris Hilton's bling poodle brooch for sale on eBay

You can't beat a doggy-brooch covered in Swarovski crystals. Presumably they were all the rage in LA a couple of years ago - heaven knows what the cool jewellery is nowadays there. Anyway, Paris Hilton's marvellously bling poodle brooch is being flogged on eBay right now according to Bayraider, with bidding currently standing at $51. Other items on Bayraider today include the guitar strap used by Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock, a set of Power Ranger outfits (adult size), and ten wonderful robots that aren't celeb-related at all, but are eminently desirable. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 8, 2006 in Bayraider Blitz, LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 7, 2006 8:47 AM

Sunday Rag Roundup: McCartney divorce gets nasty, Big Brother Mikey has plans for Grace, Mischa Barton's new rugby love and more!

A bumper crop of tabloid goodness yesterday, including the first real indications that the Paul McCartney / Heather Mills divorce is going to turn nasty. Meanwhile, Big Brother evictees Mikey and Susie had their 15 pages of fame - Mikey wants to get Grace into bed, and Susie wasn't ever an escort.

Elsewhere, celebs are eagerly diving into new romances, whether it's Mischa Barton with a rugby player, Lily Allen with an indie drummer, or Noel Edmonds with a mystery woman (who doesn't drum or play rugby as far as I'm aware).

Colin Farrell and Bianca Gascoigne are the victims of kiss'n'tells, while there's also news of Jordan's country pile, the England WAGs' World Cup bill, and which former S Club 7 star is hotly tipped to be appearing in the next series of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Read on for more details.

Sunday's front pages were dominated by Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, with the usual 'sources close to...' telling all about the couple's divorce battle. The News Of The World was firmly in Macca's corner, claiming that he feels betrayed. "As Paul says, all he ever did was love her and now she's playing the victim," said the source. "Heather thinks we're all stupid and she can pull the wool over our eyes."

Meanwhile, the Sunday Mirror wasn't quite rooting for Heather, but its source was in her camp, claiming she was hit by a stern legal letter after her nanny took three half-used bottles of cleaning fluid from his Peasmarsh Estate. "They will stop at nothing to irritate each other, no matter how petty," said the Mirror's source. "Heather was speechless when she got the letter." Readers, this one will run and run.

Happier in love is Big Brother's Mikey Dalton, who was evicted on Friday and is already planning the obligatory 'romps' with fellow ex-housemate Grace Adams-Short. "I definitely want to get her into bed," he told the News Of The World, while the Sunday Mirror reports that Mikey took constant cold showers to cope with his sexual frustration. Nice.

Meanwhile, leathery model Susie Verrico was also evicted on Friday, and was promptly quizzed by the Sunday People on whether she'd ever been an escort, following recent tabloid claims. ""I loved being a stripper but I was NEVER a hooker," she said. Glad that's cleared up then. She also denies that it was a fix when she entered the Big Brother house as the 'Golden Ticket' winner.

Best Kiss'n'Tell of the weekend is movie bad-boy Colin Farrell, who met Woody Allen's au-pair at breakfast, and bedded her three times before lunch. I'm not making this up, really. Unfortunately, she wasn't impressed. "Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox," says 24-year-old Angelique Jerome. "Once he'd got what he fancied - in about 10 seconds flat - he just wanted to go to sleep." Ouch!

Meanwhile, Love Island star Bianca Gascoigne is the victim of a notably un-chivalrous ex-boyfriend, who told the News Of The World about, yes, more romps. There's also a story about a bloke from military TV reality show Bad Lads Army that's notable mainly for heroic punning: 'phwoar hero', 'always has his weapon ready', 'on kinky active service', and even 'thrust deep into enemy territory'. Give that journalist a cold shower medal.

More romantically, The OC star Mischa Barton is apparently scrumming down with an English rugby player, Lily Allen has snared the drummer out of The Rakes, and Noel Edmonds is bouncing back from splitting with his girlfriend by dating an English teacher in Monaco.

OTHER STORIES
- Jordan buying a £4 million country mansion (Sunday Mirror)
- Rachel Stevens set to brave bugs in the jungle (Sunday People)
- England WAGs' World Cup bill tops £1.5 million (Sunday People)

[Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 7, 2006 in Big Brother, Heather Mills, LA Airheads, Lily Allen, Love Island, Mischa Barton, Musical Stars, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 4, 2006 11:55 AM

Wax on, wax off with Jenna Jameson

What's this, an adult movie star in Madame Tussauds? Surely not! Yes, Jenna Jameson has been honoured with her own waxwork model in the famous museum. Things have clearly changed since the last time I went there, I know they had Kylie Minogue's bottom, but this seems a bit racy. Oh, hang on, it's the Las Vegas branch of Madame Tussauds. I think they're a bit less uptight there. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 4, 2006 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (0)

Pamela Anderson unleashing dog shampoo

No, it's not for new hubby Kid Rock - shame on you for suggesting it. Instead, Pammy's been signed up by Bed Head to design a range of haircare products for pooches and their owners. Apparently it even includes hot rollers, which conjures up irresistible images of poodles sitting in a hairdresser's reading Take A Break. Or is that just me? [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 4, 2006 in LA Airheads, Pamela Anderson | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 3, 2006 10:03 AM

Paris Hilton's man gets the hump over bouncy Diddy

Tsk, Paris Hilton's love life goes from strength to strength wobbliness by the day. Today's Mirror claims Paris has had another bust-up with lover Stavros Niarchos, this time after he got jealous of Paris paying too much attention to Diddy at a party thrown by the rap mogul. "Paris was clapping at Diddy's trampoline antics while Stavros was on the other side of the pool glaring at her," says a source.

Forget the row, I want to hear more about these bouncing Diddy antics! Disappointingly, typing 'diddy trampoline' into YouTube doesn't bring up any footage. Sort it out Hollywood people - surely you have cameraphones and access to a broadband connection... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 3, 2006 in LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 31, 2006 8:18 AM

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to make peace on live TV?

They've been feuding for months, but it seems Paris and Nicole might be on the road to reconciliation. Today's Sun claims they've both been booked onto the same episode of David Letterman's Late Show in September. Either they'll make up and be best friends again, or it'll be handbags at ten paces. Hopefully they'll take the dogs out of them first, obviously. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 31, 2006 in LA Airheads, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

Lindsay Lohan gets a rocket from movie boss for excessive partying

It's Monday morning, you're probably bleary-eyed after a heavy weekend, and your boss is glowering at you for turning up in a bit of a state (and for surfing celebrity blogs, obviously). Bad luck. But at least you're in glitzy company. Leaked documents reveal that Lindsay Lohan received the mother of all dressings down last week for her "heavy partying" from the Hollywood mogul behind her latest movie.

After missing a day's shooting on 'Georgia Rule' for what her publicists described as "heat exhaustion", Li-Lo was sent a corker of a memo from James G. Robinson, chief exec of the production company Morgan Creek Productions. And he didn't mince his words.

"To date, your actions on Georgia Rule have been discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional," he says in the letter. "You have acted like a spoiled child and in so doing have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture. Moreover, your actions have resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage. We will not tolerate these actions any further."

Ouch! You can see the letter for yourself here, as it's been leaked to website The Smoking Gun. This one may well end up in court. However, Lindsay's mum Dina has defended her, saying that the wording of Robinson's letter was "ridiculous".

"I feel when you are 19 it is way out of line," she said. "Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child. I don't know him. I can't judge him. I don't think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl." [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 31, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 25, 2006 11:55 AM

Lindsay Lohan gets a new tattoo

Li-Lo has a new tat on her hip, saying 'La Bella Vita' - the title of her single 'Beautiful Life' in Italian, apparently. Today's Sun has helpfully printed a close-up picture, which is clearly to highlight said tattoo, and is in no way a transparent attempt to publish a shot that shows Lindsay's bum and knickers. Not at all. The writer got there first with a Harry McFly joke too, damn them. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 25, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 18, 2006 8:58 AM

Harry McFly does the dirty on Lindsay Lohan

Tsk, Harry McFly, don't you know it's always the least famous half of any short-term coupling who ends up kissing and telling? So while Lindsay Lohan is still maintaining she Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Drummer, Harry has apparently spilled the beans on their liaison in a suitably ungentlemanly fashion. Does Li-Lo have fake breasts? "I couldn't tell," says the gallant sticksman. "They felt real, so if they're fake, they're very good ones." And of course, 20-year-old boy-band drummers are an authority on such matters... [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 18, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (8)

July 13, 2006 9:11 AM

Pamela Anderson announces her wedding plans

Apparently Pamela Anderson wants to get married in St Tropez. Surely she can afford to get a natural tan before her big day? [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 13, 2006 in LA Airheads, Pamela Anderson | Permalink | Comments (0)

Paris Hilton wants kids, but will she follow Jessica Simpson's boob job advice afterwards?

News today that Paris Hilton is convinced she'd be a great mother, so has made it an important goal to settle down and have kids - just as soon as she finds the right man (y'know, caring, reliable, doesn't sell DVDs of the pair of you doing the nasty...) Good luck to her - perhaps she should start casting her net wider than Greek shipping heirs though.

However, some advice comes from Jessica Simpson, who's been talking about how she might need a boob job after she's had kids. "If I have kids, and they're hanging to my waist, that's when I might start to think about having something done to them," reckons Jess. Although whether she's a reliable authority on what cosmetic surgery looks good is somewhat doubtful. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 13, 2006 in Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 9, 2006 12:57 PM

Madonna lining up Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson for new lesbian stunt

Has Madonna run out of ideas? I only ask because Madge is reportedly in talks with Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan for what the tabloids are obliged to call a "three-way lesbian shocker" at this year's MTV Video Music Awards. You'll remember that three years ago at the same event she grabbed the headlines by snogging Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera on-stage, so her people have obviously decided it's time for more of the same.

Or is it? The Sun's story claims this time Madonna wants to go further, with "a bondage-inspired show". Which presumably means tying up Jess and Li-Lo, bundling them into sacks, and threatening to drop them off a bridge if they don't agree NEVER to tread on Madonna's 'actor/singer' turf again. Maybe. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 9, 2006 in Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 4, 2006 2:08 PM

Grab a Spiritual-Psy Portrait of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton

Check this picture - it's a pencil drawing apparently giving an artist's insight into "the psyche and its manifestation" of Britney Spears. Want an explanation? "You see and feel a circular, locked in itself, as if without a choice/escape for Britney Spears, with only one chance to break through - literally, walking out/away," says the artist. I'm not sure what that means, but I'm assuming it's deep.

Sister blog Bayraider found the picture, which is being sold on eBay for $5,000, although you get another equally-artistic interpretation of Paris Hilton thrown in for good measure. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 4, 2006 in Bayraider Blitz, Britney Spears, LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 3, 2006 2:06 PM

London Shops Preparing for Hurricane Hilton

Yes, it's true: Paris Hilton may be heading for London permanently, if an interview on Heart FM is anything to go by. The heiress told DJ Jamie Theakston that the UK capital is her favourite city in the world, and that she wants to move there. It's the people, the accents, the liberal attitudes towards small dogs crapping in handbags... you name it, Paris loves it.

Presumably, she's now combing through the small ads in Loot for a suitable basement studio flat in Ealing. Or maybe not. Either way, what price a Simple Life UK next season? We could pair her up with ChantelleOutOfBigBrother for a truly postmodern twist.[Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 3, 2006 in LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 27, 2006 7:57 AM

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to 'Do A Madonna'

No, she won't be capering about in a conical bra while snogging Britney Spears and licking the feet of a black Jesus. Although far be it from me to poke my nose into what she gets up to in the bedroom with hubby Chris Martin. No, Gywneth Paltrow is planning a singing career according to today's Sun, and is writing and recording with producer William Orbit - the chap behind Madonna's 'Ray Of Light' album.

The sessions are supposed to be a way of relaxing from the pressures of life as a mum-of-two, but have apparently gone so well, they may get a commercial release. But rest assured, Gwyn has NO plans to record a syrupy load of old shite with her husband. He does a good enough job of that on his own etc etc [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 27, 2006 in Gwyneth Paltrow, LA Airheads, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 22, 2006 5:20 PM

Paris Hilton Is Anti-Fur...

If you can whack on your bifocals or enlarge the photo on the left, you'll see that Ms. Paris Hilton is sporting a jacket saying 'Club Sandwiches Not Seals.' Could it be, that the 'winner' of Peta's Worst Dressed 'Sleb list has changed her fur-loving ways? True. Apparently she popped 'round Heather Mills' house one night, where Heather stopped snivelling about Paul long enough to show her videos of dogs being skinned alive for their fur. Paris reportedly vowed on the spot never to wear fur or artificial fur again, as the 'fake fur route wasn't foolproof, because some high-end department stores labeled certain garments "artificial fur" when in fact they were the real deal.' We presume that after their anti-fur discussion Paris gave Heather some useful motherly girly tips on being a single gal in 2006 and how to promote saucy videos and pics to the best of their advantage. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 22, 2006 in Heather Mills, LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

Paris Hilton Vs. Lindsay Lohan Part 2

Doesn't this read like a sitcom: As you know, Paris and Lindsay are feuding at the mo', due to LiLo stealing Paris' ex-boyfriend, Stavros. When they last met, Lindsay played it nice with Paris, refusing to get caught up in the crazy heiress' mood-swings. Recently, however, they met at a club where Prince was performing an impromptu concert, a witness claims 'Lindsay followed Paris to the bathroom, [and] they had a huge fight.' After their cat-fight, Lindsay retracted her claws and returned to her table, to find none other than P-Diddy-Puffy-Daddy-Diddy-Daddy-Doo sitting there, so she jokingly asked him what he was doing. It seems he didn't realise she was joking, 'and he then yelled at her and told her to get out,' so several of his bodyguards lifted her out of the crowd, and told her to leave. Panic ensued, as a Lindsay cronie got into a domestic with Puffy. The twiglets all left, and went to another club, Bungalow 8, where, according to a source, 'Paris was at one table and Lindsay at another. There was kind of a standoff who was going to leave first.' Don't you just wish you were a fly on the wall? Stay tuned for Part 3, which will most certainly be occuring this weekend at a nightclub near you. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 22, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 15, 2006 9:22 PM

Paris Hilton Wages A War With Lindsay Lohan

It seems we were right on the mark when we reported that Lindsay Lohan had snagged Paris Hilton's ex-Greek-shipping-heir, Stavros Niarchos, and boy, is Paris steaming. Page Six have claimed that Paris recently stormed up to Lindsay at a club and screamed insults at her, like 'I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!' Lindsay, however, decided to dabble in the maturity pot and stood there throughout Paris' tirade, until she retorted 'That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you,' and promptly left the club. Paris managed to pick herself up, however, and did a striptease for a horde of sweaty basketballers and footballers. Class act every time. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 15, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 12, 2006 8:02 PM

Paris Hilton Murders Cancerous Kiddies

Paris Hilton, in all her lazy-eye wonderness, is a murderer! At least, that's what 'Paradise Kids' co-founder Reverend Dr Ian Mavor claims. Apparently the twiglet promised to organise a concert for the Australian children's charity, but that was several years ago, and the Reverend ain't happy. 'I don't want to dump on Paris...It was a thrill for them [with her promising a concert] and, sadly, a couple of them have since died.' Paris claims to have earnt the charity $500,000 in public donations, but that is also a lie, states the co-founder, and a damaging one at that, as 'the impact is people think we don't need their help and we do.' We're not mad, Paris, we're just disappointed...We expected better of you! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 12, 2006 in LA Airheads, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 6, 2006 2:00 PM

When Harry McFly met Lindsay Lohan...

Who said rock drummers were boring? McFly's Harry Judd apparently copped off with Lindsay Lohan when his band made a cameo appearance in her Just My Luck movie last year, and according to this story in the Mirror, his presumably-jealous bandmates have now written a song about it called 'Please, Please, Lindsay, Please'. Which is subtle.

The band say that Harry gets the joke, but what about Li-Lo? "I'm not sure she'd like it, to be honest," admits bandmate Danny. That's not out of embarrassment - it's just Lindsay's not a big fan of watered-down Beatles pop with bad sixth-form lyrics. Etc etc. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 6, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

May 11, 2006 6:19 AM

One Munches Pills And Is Beloved By Teenage Boys, The Other's Pac-Man...

Lumme, who's that getting chummy with Pac-Man? It's none other than Nicole Ritchie, who was roped in to promote the new Super Pac-Man mobile game at the E3 games show yesterday. Star Trip's sister blog Tech Digest has a roving reporter at the event who captured the touching moment on their camphone. It begs the question, has anyone told Ms Pac-Man what her fella's been up to?

Posted by Stu on May 11, 2006 in LA Airheads | Permalink | Comments (1)

May 8, 2006 1:56 PM

Nicole Richie Finally Admits The Obvious: 'I'm Too Thin'

After Paris had her sordid say a few weeks ago in Elle, her nemesis felt it time to steal the spotlight admit to the world (through Vanity Fair, naturally), that yes, there is something wrong with her. Other than the fact Lionel 'Hello' Richie is her father. 'I know I'm too thin right now, I really do need to do something about it. I'm not happy with the way I look right now.' Finally, thank god you decided to admit the obvious Nicole! In the rather revealing interview, she also speaks of her split with Paris ('I just decided I didn't want to be her friend anymore'); her heroin addiction ('To me it was the epitome of caring about absolutely nothing'); and her plans for the future ('I always wanted to do Broadway'). Great to see her side of the story, but I'm sure I'm not the only way thinking this, Paris's was more entertaining. Gasp! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 8, 2006 in LA Airheads, Nicole Richie | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 5, 2006 8:31 AM

With A Little Help From My Friends

Yoko Ono obviously took those words seriously, and has taken poor Lindsay Lohan under her rather wrinkly, albeit flab-free wing. When La Lohan signed up to play a Beatles fan in the film about Lennon's killer, Mark David Chapman, several die-hard Beatles fans objected to the LA ditz being involved in such a project, and, like any Beatles fan would do after all those years of popping acid, decided to send her death threats. Lohan said 'It's a very touchy subject and no one wanted me to do the movie because John Lennon is a legend...I actually sat down with Yoko Ono a couple of times to talk to her about it because I wanted to get the 'OK' from her... She was so sweet, she gave me the confidence I needed. The things that she's done are wonderful.' Well, anything's wonderful compared to shopping, bar-hopping, and bed-hopping, which are Lohan's favourite past-times. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 5, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Yoko Ono | Permalink | Comments (0)