April 1, 2011 11:56 AM
Lindsey Lohan has made light of reports of a tumble which saw her scrambling around, face first, in the street after a heavy night out.
Yesterday the New York Post reported that our favourite ginge was seen falling down in New York, after visiting a medley of venues with friend Samantha Swetra.
Later in the day, Lohan took Twitter to respond to reports,
telling followers: "Is it not allowed to slip and fall? im always a
She continued: "funny how making a joke can turn into.... well, me falling and a story.. #twisted"
Twisted indeed, as we thought Lindsey had only just completed a stint in the Betty Ford clinic.
Tisk, tisk, Linds...
August 25, 2010 7:06 PM
Lindsay Lohan left jail early and now she's leaving rehab early because... well... it's hard to think of a reason that's more that 'she's famous'. Anyway, LiLo has been released from a court ordered rehab center after serving just 23 days of her 90 day sentence. Ed McPherson, her civil attorney confirmed: "She has been released from inpatient rehab." No, not impatient.
LiLo was ordered to serve 90 days in jail followed by the same stint in rehab earlier this summer. She spent 13 days in jail and will now receive outpatient care instead of staying at the UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles.
A source said: "Lindsay may have taken prescription medication, but she doesn't have 'an addiction'. She's been through detox, but had no withdrawal symptoms so doctors don't believe her issues were as serious as they were led to believe initially."
Let's just hope she gets herself sorted this time 'round and she goes back to being an actress rather than a celebrity carwreck for everyone to stare at.
July 7, 2010 2:34 PM
Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in prison for violating the terms of her probation. The Mean Girls actress appeared in court in LA on Tuesday to answer charges that she broke the conditions of her bail by failing to attend alcohol education classes. Judge Marsha Revel said that she noticed multiple violations stemming from 2007, when Lohan accepted a plea bargain in her DUI (drink-driving to you and me) case, and would not accept excuses for Lohan's lack of compliance.
She ruled that the 23-year-old must surrender herself on July 20 to begin the three-month jail sentence.
Lohan broke down in tears at the verdict, telling the jury that she "did the best [she] could".
Here's the video of the sentencing and, well, it isn't very pleasant to watch.
March 2, 2010 10:52 PM
Lindsay Lohan has declared that she is fed up with people constantly advising her to "take care" of herself. The Mean Girls star admitted that friends, family and even total strangers routinely try to offer help because of her well-documented troubles. However, she insisted that she needs no support living her life. We do worry don't we? Well... we worry or slag them off for being 'off the rails'. Our celebrities can't win can they?
She told OK: "It's weird because a lot of people who I haven't spoken to in months have sent messages [like], 'I hope you're taking care of yourself', and sometimes I find it a bit intrusive.
"It's like, 'I haven't spoken to you in how long, and you're just randomly writing me a note telling me to take care of myself. What do you think I am? I'm fine! I'm happy'."
Lohan added: "I'm good. I'm actually in the best place I've ever been. Please, leave me be."
January 14, 2010 2:46 PM
Lindsay Lohan has had a funny couple of years and will have probably been hoping that 2010 would have been something of a clean slate. It looks like she's going to be disappointed. Apparently, there's a 47 second video clip of Lindsay Lohan performing a "sex act" on a waiter doing the rounds. Quite what the clip entails is yet to be revealed, but the phrase 'unnatural act' keeps cropping up... which boggles the mind.
Holy Moly claim that the clip has already been rejected by Hustler for copyright reasons. However, it is most likely going to appear on an off-shore site... this means that there's nothing she or her lawyers can do about the release.
The Mirror's source said: "This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors."
Zoinks! Oh well, there's always 2011 to make a clean break eh?
June 17, 2009 3:21 PM
The image shows her posing for her Blackberry backstage at a fashion shoot for Fornarina with only her blonde hair extensions covering her breasts. Lohan is scheduled to begin filming The Other Side, her first film in two years, later this year.
April 21, 2009 2:44 PM
Lindsay Lohan has been suggested as a possible star in Mel B's ongoing topless Las Vegas production Peepshow. The actress attended the grand opening of the striptease show, and had a meeting with director Jerry Mitchell, Fox News reports. Lohan has been put forward as a possible replacement for Kelly Monaco, though Mel B is said to want to extend her three-month contract on the production.
A source said: "People forget that [Lohan] is a triple threat - she can act and sing and dance. She feels that this would really revitalise her career and give her some serious theatre cred."
Lohan reportedly said: "If they make me an offer, and the money's right, I'll do it." Producers are said to be "more than happy" to hire Lohan but are also considering Holly Madison and Brooke Burke for the role of Bo Peep, starring alongside Mel B's Diva.
April 8, 2009 3:08 PM
Lindsay Lohan has admitted that she is in "absolute hell" following her split from her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson last weekend. Speaking to Us Weekly, the actress described the evening that Ronson broke up with her as "the worst night of my life", confirming reports that the DJ had hired five security guards to keep her away from a family party.
"I'm not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama," she said, adding that she felt "so alone" without Ronson. She further claimed that "everyone's turned against me."
"I'm a f**king 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse - Mean Girls was a movie." She also dismissed rumours that she had threatened to kill herself, saying: "I'm just really hurt. The whole situation is sick."
March 19, 2009 3:35 PM
The tragic death of actress Natasha Richardson has left many fans rather down today and now, former co-star, Lindsay Lohan, who worked with Natasha years ago on The Parent Trap, expressed her sadness at the news. "She was a wonderful woman and actress and treated me like I was her own. My heart goes out to her family. This is a tragic loss and I will miss her."
Director and husband of Kate Winslet, Sam Mendes, described the actress as a "gifted, brave, tenacious and wonderful woman", while Dame Judi Dench said, "I thought she was a really great actress and seemed to simply shine in both film and theatre. It's been so shocking, really shocking - I hope everyone leaves the family alone to pick up the pieces."
February 25, 2009 3:43 PM
You may well think you've seen enough of Lindsay Lohan, literally, as testament to a certain accidental flash getting out of a car. However, our Lindsay would like you to see more. The Hollywood starlet has done (a rather tasteful, it has to be said) topless photoshoot, the results which can be found over the jump.
Here's one of the shots... to see the rest, click here
December 1, 2008 2:10 PM
The actress was photographed sporting a leopard-print coat on her way to an LA restaurant, reports The Sun. Anti-fur lobbyists covered Lohan in flour and branded her a "fur hag" during a recent visit to Paris.
That prompted Lohan's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, to brand the campaigners 'animals' on her blog, adding: "Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don't run out of the house with abusive intentions."
The Mean Girls star appeared on a People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) worst dressed list earlier this year, alongside Kate Moss and Kylie Minogue.
November 17, 2008 3:45 PM
The PETA perpetrator defended her actions by shouting “she wears fur” before being led away by security guards. PETA have said: “There is nothing remotely ‘fashionable’ about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.”
Watch the incident below.
October 29, 2008 12:25 PM
The DJ - who has been dating the 'Mean Girls' star since early this year - is allegedly forcing Lindsay to continue in the lesbian relationship, according to the 'Girls Gone Wild' entrepreneur.
Speaking on 'The Tyra Banks Show', which will be broadcast today (29.10.08), Joe said: "Samantha is very jealous. Samantha tried to start a fight with me. I care about Lindsay - she's not gay. She's being controlled by this wretched woman, this Samantha."
After learning of Joe's claims, Samantha retorted: "I think Joe Francis is one of the more disgusting human beings in the world because of what he does. He's a s**tbag. He should find something else to talk about."
This is not the first time Joe and Samantha have come to blows.
Earlier this month, Samantha claimed Joe had ignored her at a party for the MTV Video Music Awards (VMA), adding: "He said hello to Lindsay and looked over at me as if I wasn't a human being. He's got no manners."
Lindsay is growing tired of the arguments between the pair.
She wrote on her blog: "Joe Francis has no place in saying anything about Samantha, especially after all the s**t he has done."
October 24, 2008 2:48 PM
America - who plays lead character Betty Suarez on the hit US TV show - decided to turn the tables on Lindsay in one scene which involved the 'Mean Girl' actress' character pulling down Betty's trousers.
A source said: "One episode, called 'Granny Pants' was about how Lindsay, playing Betty's high school nemesis, would 'de-pants' America. But instead, America pulls down Lindsay's pants. And Lindsay wasn't wearing any underwear."
However, a friend of Lindsay denies she bared all, saying: "Bulls**t! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America's fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn't supposed to pull Lindsay's pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying."
It has also been claimed the arguments between the two stars led to Lindsay only appearing in four episodes of the show, instead of the six she was scheduled to do.
The source added to the New York Post newspaper: "America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn't do the last two episodes because America didn't like her and got her kicked off.
"It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess.
"Lindsay would obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook and refused to go on set until America was there - it was a power play."
A representative for America said: "America is grateful to have had her on the show and thinks everyone should tune in to see how great the episodes are."
Lindsay's spokesperson added: "Lindsay was scheduled for six episodes and is appearing in four but had a lovely time."
October 21, 2008 11:08 AM
The 'Mean Girls' actress - who is dating DJ Samantha Ronson - met the handsome star at a recent party and allegedly spent the night "throwing herself at him".
A source said: "Lindsay took a real shine to Chace and was pretty much throwing herself at him all night. She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him - at one point hip to hip.
"She was giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo."
The pair swapped phone numbers and as well as texting him, Lindsay has also been calling Chace up to four times a day.
The source added: "Everyone on the set of 'Gossip Girl' has been teasing him mercilessly as Lindsay has been calling him three or four times a day and sending provocative text messages."
Chace, 23, is reportedly concerned Samantha, 31, may be angry about the flirty exchanges, and is doing everything he can to ensure he does not see her on the party scene.
The source added to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Although Lindsay may just be having a laugh and not have any serious amorous intentions, everyone reckons Samantha will go mad when she finds out. As a result Chace has been advised to stay well away from Lindsay and give the couple a very wide berth."
October 14, 2008 10:43 AM
The 'Mean Girls' actress was thrilled when DJ Samantha suggested a civil partnership and presented her with the Cartier diamond band during their break in Mexico.
The lovers were having dinner by the beach in Cabo San Lucas when a waiter came over with the ring which was hidden inside a covered silver tray.
A source at the £1,500-a-night Esperanza hotel told Britain's Star magazine: "Sam brought Lindsay down at 9pm to a huge dining table laid out by the water's edge.
"Sam really went all out and even arranged for a group of Mexican singers to entertain them with songs.
"It was a gorgeous ring with a big diamond that Sam had bought before the holiday. Sam asked her if she would marry her and the waiter popped a champagne cork as Lindsay accepted.
"It was such a beautiful setting with perfect weather and was really romantic."
The pair stayed up celebrating with Cristal champagne until 2am before disappearing into their hotel room together.
Lindsay, 22, recently admitted she is very "happy" in her relationship with Samantha.
However, the actress - who has checked into rehab on three separate occasions - doesn't believe her lover is responsible for the changes in her life.
Lindsay said: "People can think what they want. I'm really happy, and that's all that matters. She's a really great person.
"But I think that anything that's change in my life is because of me. I've gone through it and I've had to deal with it and I've made the decision to move forward. So yeah, she's a great person."
October 6, 2008 1:11 PM
The pair - who were once friends - have been trading insults on popular social networking site Facebook.
'Mean Girls' star Lindsay branded the hotel heiress a "b***h" and "pathetic" before launching a four-letter tirade after Paris had set up a group on the site called 'Firecrotch', referring to the actress' red hair.
But Paris hit back, saying it was her who was the pathetic one because she has set up a Facebook group about her first called 'Paris Wets Herself', which refers to a couple of incidents where the 27-year-old blonde is said to have urinated in a sauna and in the back of a taxi cab.
The former friends initially fell out over Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III, who they have both dated.
Lindsay, 23, is now openly gay and dating DJ Samantha Ronson, 31, while Paris is in a relationship with Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden.
October 3, 2008 12:01 PM
The 'Mean Girls' actress - who recently confirmed she is in a relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson - is looking forward to becoming a mother, and would like to help a child in need.
She said: "At some point, I want to adopt a kid as well. A child in need or a newborn from another country, I'm not sure."
Although the 22-year-old star - who has completed three stints in rehab for alcohol and drug problems - admits she is "happy" in her relationship with Ronson, she stops short of crediting the DJ with helping her get her life back on track.
Instead, Lindsay claims the positive changes in her are solely down to her desire to change.
She said: "People can think what they want. I'm really happy, and that's all that matters. She's a really great person.
"But I think that anything that's change in my life is because of me. I've gone through it and I've had to deal with it and I've made the decision to move forward. So yeah, she's a great person."
The actress added she is proud at the way she has managed to turn her life around - in 2006 she was publicly criticised by producers for being "irresponsible and unprofessional" during the filming of 'Georgia Rule' - and is certain she will never return to rehab.
She told Britain's Marie Claire magazine: "I've learned. I'll never go back. And it's not a never-say-never type of thing - it's just I know. I know."
September 26, 2008 5:00 PM
The 'Mean Girls' star - who recently claimed dad Michael should be "on medication" to stop him publicly shaming her - is said to be "terrified" the 48-year-old will harm her.
A source close to the 22-year-old star said: "Lindsay is going to take out an order of protection against Michael. He is behaving so erratically that she's terrified he'll do something to her. She's contacted her lawyer to arrange this."
Michael - who has three children, Lindsay, Ali and Cody, with ex-wife Dina - has also driven away the rest of his family with his behaviour and attitude.
The source added to the New York Post newspaper: "Ali already has an order of protection against him, as does Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help."
The pair's troubled relationship came to a head recently when Michael accused Lindsay's girlfriend Samantha Ronson of "using" his daughter for publicity. Lindsay, in turn, called Michael a "public embarrassment and a bully".
Most recently, Lindsay wrote on her MySpace page: "My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it's dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren't speaking."
September 24, 2008 1:59 PM
The 'Mean Girls' actress - who was first seen with 31-year-old Samantha late last year - has so far refused to speak about her personal life but finally confirmed the pair are in a happy relationship.
When US radio show host Ted Stryker asked: "You guys, you and Samantha, have been going out for how long now? Like two years, one year, five months, two months?" Lindsay replied, "For a very long time!"
Lindsay, 22, also spoke about the horrific plane crash in South Carolina last week, which killed four people and left former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM with second and third degree burns.
She added: "Samantha and I woke up to emails about the crash. We were both really scared. AM has been a great friend to me and he's such a good guy and Travis a great guy as well and an amazing father. It was all really scary."
September 10, 2008 12:25 PM
Samantha Ronson has announced her engagement to Lindsay Lohan and the pair are set to marry by the end of the year.Samantha Ronson has announced her engagement to Lindsay Lohan.
The DJ has let slip the couple are planning to marry by the end of the year after making the commitment.
Samantha, 31, let slip her happy news while DJing at exclusive Hollywood hotel Chateau Marmont.
She said: "By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson! Tonight shows the power of a woman - to underestimate that is to underestimate the world."
Lindsay, 22, has made no secret of her love for Samantha - the sister of music producer Mark Ronson - in recent weeks, and dedicated Ray LaMontagne's touching ballad 'Trouble' to her on her blog.
Ray's romantic track includes lyrics such as: "She gave me love and affection/I said I love her/She's good to me" and "I've been saved by a woman/She won't let me go/She won't let me go now."
Lindsay and Samantha first sparked rumours they were dating in March this year, and in May the 'Mean Girls' actress referred to the DJ as "my husband" at the Cannes Film Festival.
While in Cannes, Lindsay also joked the couple wanted to have a partnership ceremony at Dolly Parton's 'Dollywood' theme park.
September 3, 2008 11:31 AM
The 'Mean Girls' actress - who has so far refused to confirm she is dating the New York DJ - declared she is "smitten" with the blonde star.
Writing on her official MySpace blog, Lindsay puts her mood as "smitten".
She then went on to dedicate Ray LaMontagne's touching ballad 'Trouble' to "sr" (Samantha Ronson) before adding "ILY" (I love you).
Lindsay also revealed she is desperate to track down a dessert she and Samantha used to enjoy at school as a surprise for the DJ.
The blog reads: "So, Samantha and I are looking for Dixie cups - does anyone remember them??? They were given in school as a desert. They are half vanilla/half chocolate. I have to have them before she gets back - so anyone that can help me find them - please, please, please, post it for me to see!!!!
"Take care xoxo
"This song is for sr... ILY
"By Ray LaMontagne."
Ray's romantic track includes lyrics such as: "She gave me love and affection/I said I love her/She's good to me" and "I've been saved by a woman/She won't let me go/She won't let me go now".
August 28, 2008 1:52 PM
The 'Mean Girls' actress is furious her dad accused her girlfriend Samantha Ronson of using her to raise her profile, and insists it is Michael who is "addicted to fame".
She wrote in a MySpace blog: "If you have something to say to me, say it to my face - that's what I have believed my whole life - don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone to all the media in the world.
"It really hurts, because I have tried - after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, I really tried to make things work - for the hope of having a father again and wanting things to change - even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
"He has become a public embarrassment and a bully - to my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (it's obvious who that is).
"His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS - FAME. If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it. Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful."
Samantha also wrote a blog entry about the incident, insisting she is being "used" in Michael's desperate attempt to boost his profile.
She said: "I really don't want to say anything because I feel like he wins - he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible - I know I am being used, I am just a pawn - easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when I first read his attack on me, but I believe that actions speak louder than words. So now I just pity him."
August 13, 2008 3:44 PM
The 22-year-old singer - who is said to have been raised in a Catholic household - is considering altering her religious beliefs to bring her closer to DJ Sam, who she has been dating since late last year.
A source said: "Sam's family is Jewish. Lindsay has learned a lot about Judaism from Sam and admires its beliefs."
However, friends of the 'Mean Girls' actress have doubts about her intention to fully convert to the religion and think she is just doing it for attention.
The source added to Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Two years ago it was Kabbalah. Last year it was Alcoholics Anonymous. She was into 'peace' for a while. Whatever is of the moment, that's Lindsay. But the one thing it does show is her commitment to Sam. She could be any religion and Lindsay would be open to it."
Meanwhile, 31-year-old Samantha has spoken for the first time about her relationship with Lindsay.
In an interview with Harper's Bazaar magazine, Samantha said: "Lindsay is great. But she's also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the Internet the way it is, one second we're enemies, one second we're best friends, one second we're lovers, and then we're broken up.
"Even the airport security guy in Canada asked me, 'So is it true?' It's like, 'Oh, yeah, I'm telling you!' "
Lindsay refused to comment on the relationship, adding in an email to the publication: "I love the Ronsons. They're close to my heart and I respect all the work they do. But Samantha and my relationship is a private matter."
August 4, 2008 4:22 PM
Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson are reportedly set to marry.
The 'Mean Girls' actress - who only recently confirmed she was in a same-sex relationship with DJ Samantha - is planning to exchange vows with her lover at a private ceremony in Los Angeles later this year, and her mother Dina has already started planning a lavish party.
A source said: "They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as 'just good friends'.
"But they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life - so they want to make their romance public. Dina is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year."
It is believed the nuptials could take place in November around the same time Lindsay releases her new album 'Spirit In The Dark'.
The 22-year-old star has already bought a white Chanel mini-dress for the ceremony, while Samantha - the sister of super-producer Mark Ronson - is toying with the idea of wearing a black suit and top hat.
Friends and relatives will attend the special day, with Dina determined to make the event the perfect way to "welcome Sam into the family".
Meanwhile, Lindsay blasted a Los Angeles police chief who joked she had "gone gay" last week.
She said: "Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate."
Chief William Bratton made the remark as he explained why he did not support new rules to curb paparazzi in Los Angeles.
He said: "If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody - thank God - and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
July 31, 2008 2:38 PM
Lindsay Lohan's sister Ali, 14, accidentally auditioned for legendary adult movie director Peter Davy.
The singer - who is keen to follow in her older sibling's footsteps by breaking into the acting industry - was followed by cameras for her reality show 'Living Lohan' as she went to try out for a part in horror movie 'Trolls', but was unaware of the director's porn connections.
Ali's representative said: "Ali obviously had no idea about Davy's past. If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him."
Ali's mother Dina was reported to have "gone nuclear" when she found out about the multitalented teenager's mistake.
Peter is most famous for directing erotic films including 'Voodoo Lust' and 'Dreams in the Forbidden Zone'.
Ali has never made her desire to be famous a secret, and recently revealed she wants to be someone who people can look up to.
She said: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does - just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you. It's so cool when people look up to you.
"I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."
July 24, 2008 1:22 PM
Lindsay Lohan has banned her father from attending a party she is throwing with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
The 'Mean Girls' actress is set to host a bash for their closest friends and family at Hollywood's Peninsula Hotel on August 8, but is reportedly worried her dad Michael Lohan will cause a scene if he attends because he doesn't approve of his daughter's lesbian relationship.
A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Michael thinks Lindsay is just going through another phase and that she will end up getting hurt. He thinks it is embarrassing."
The 22-year-old actress is even believed to have hired additional security to ensure anyone not on the guest list doesn't try and get in and ruin the party.
Lindsay's mother Dina - who fully supports her daughter's relationship - is said to be delighted her ex-husband won't be attending the event.
Lindsay - who spent time in rehab last year to be treated for alcoholism and drug addiction - recently spoke about her relationship with Samantha, the sister of super-producer Mark Ronson, as she celebrated her 22nd birthday earlier this month.
The actress said: "I just want to live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I've been on and be with the person that I care about, and my family."
June 5, 2008 5:01 PM
Not a graphic hand-held one, or a weird porny fetishy one, but something called Labour Pains. Starring alongside Chris Parnell, Cheryl Hines , Luke Kirby and Connie Britton, Lohan will play a publishing house assistant who - here it comes - fakes a pregnancy so that her mean boss won't fire her. Good luck with that one. Producer Rick Schwartz says: "I didn't know Lindsay before this, but we looked each other in the eye three months ago, and she has done everything I could have asked." Creepy.
May 7, 2008 5:18 PM
There's no doubt that Li-Lo is many things. An actress. A model. A Claudia Winkelman lookalike. A little girl with a pet alien called Stitch. An inflatable thing you lie on in the pool. But thief? I mean... what would be the point? She can't be that hard-up? Someone called Masha Markova reckons her mink coat was nicked by Lindsay after a party in January. Quite why this is only just becoming news you'll have to ask The Daily Mail. Apparently the coat was mysteriously returned in February, after Masha kicked up a stink. Returned to Masha, I mean - unfortunately the original owners of the fur have had less luck getting noticed.
April 11, 2008 9:39 AM
Bless her, she's desperate. After a rather colourful recent past that has included stints in rehab, being publicly criticised by the head of a Hollywood production company and dating serial shagger Calum Best, all the while wearing those god-awful leggings, Lindsay Lohan has decided she will do anything to get an acting gig. Even take off all her clothes. Well, it wouldn't be the first time.
The former Disney starlet has fallen on hard times since partying superseded acting and singing as her main occupations, why else is she always snapped pimping out that nicotine gum? And so is keen to show Hollywood why they liked her so much in the first place by doing a low-budget indie flick for little money. That's how actors get credibility, right?
The 21-year-old is set to accept a pay cheque of only £40,000 (that would barely cover her expenses for a night out) to star in Florence as a nymphomaniac waitress. The part involves her showing us her parts, with "full frontal" nudity being discussed. Put it away love, we've seen it all before.
A source blabbed to The Sun: “Lindsay doesn't care she's getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring.” While another insider elaborated: “She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.”
'The potential of her body' - what does that mean? If she's looking to earn money by shedding clothes then there are dozens of lad's mags that would cough up to have her flaunt her bits on their pages. And maybe if she's so keen for everyone to ogle her nakedness, then she might want to look into glamour modelling rather than Hollywood acting.
But more troublingly, why does she consider that nudity = industry respect? If that's how it worked then porn films would win Oscars and Jenna Jameson would be bigger than Julia Roberts. Being a serious actress requires more than a few daring pussy shots, Lindsay. Don't you know that yet?
[via the Daily Mail]
March 25, 2008 10:54 AM
Bored of the Kristin Davis sex tape scandal? Well, here's a new one for you. Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best. Eek – it's enough to make you wish you hadn't eaten all those Easter eggs over the holiday weekend. The pair of flighty ne'er do wells shacked up together last year and now we can all enjoy a seedy insight into their 'romance' courtesy of Calum's mobile phone. Dare you read on?
The footie legend's son and Love Island Romeo taped his and Lindsay's romp and sent it to some of his chums. Now it's been leaked online and this pic, though grainy, does look like a plausible snap shot of the twosome's bedroom antics.
Calum is no doubt thrilled at this, such seedy gossip extending his 15 minutes of fame, though La Lohan is said to be horrified at the news. The Mean Girls actress might have spent her time since leaving rehab pimping herself out to every magazine going in a bid to resurrect her flagging career and even getting naked for one publication, but a sex tape? Even she has limits. Apparently.
"I can't believe you would ever fucking do this to me," she allegedly ranted to Calum via phone over the Easter break. "I should have listened to everyone, I should never have fucking trusted you.”
And there lies the moral of the story children - don't go near Calum Best.
February 29, 2008 12:14 PM
Lindsay Lohan, that shameless queen of self-promotion, last seen in the buff for a spread in New York magazine, graces the cover of next month's Paper magazine (pictured right) looking like she needs the loo. In the interview the Mean Girls stars opens up about her troubles (again!) It's no wonder she hasn't got any films out – she's so bloody busy just talking about herself. Who needs a career when you can be famous just for being famous, eh Linds?
On the past (drugs, booze, partying): "I had a lot going on in my life and that was a way of hiding from it," explains Linds like a corny therapist. "I hadn't seen my dad; I had a lot of work stress 'cause I was constantly working and never took time to stop. Everything was go-go-go, and the easiest thing was to run away from it, going out and drinking at night. You know, you don't have to think when you let go sometimes. But I didn't realize it was getting in the way of my work – what I've worked for my whole life."
On rehab: "There's not really much else to do when you're sitting in a treatment center. Its like, 'Why am I here? Let's think.'"
On the future: "Right now I just want to find a great script, a great role. I was so used to working and working and working, and for a good few months there was nothing for me to do. Now I know what it's like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me."
Clearly Lindsay feels a bit sorry for herself and hopes that we readers will sympathise with her 'plight'. So over to you Star Trippers – should we feel bad for Lindsay?
[via People magazine]
February 19, 2008 12:03 PM
She might not have any films to promote (and a good thing too judging from her latest effort I Know Who Killed Me being nominated for 9 Golden Raspberry Awards) but La Lohan is simply everywhere at the moment. She's happily pimping out her post-rehab recovery (er, let's not get too ahead of ourselves, eh?) to the likes of Glamour and US Harper's Bazaar and has even been flashing the flesh to guarantee further press coverage. The Mean Girls star has stripped off for a fashion shoot with famed photographer Bert Stern for New York Magazine.
Of course it's all very significant and artistic, as the poses recreate those of Marilyn Monroe in her last photo shoot, dubbed the "Last Sitting". Stern took those snaps of the Hollywood legend just six weeks before her death and in her attempt to imitate Monroe, Lohan pouts for all she's worth in a short blonde wig. She appears with some floaty fabric and a bed, but the big surprise is her willingness to really go for it and not hold back. See over the jump for the other revealing pics.
Often when slebs get naked, the strategically placed material covers all those naughty spots which pubescent boys get a bit sweaty over. But not our Lindsay – when she gets naked, she really gets naked. There is visible nipple action and it all seems seriously at odds with her former glory as a Disney starlet. And just to up the ick factor, apparently her younger sister was in the room when the pictures were taken.
January 3, 2008 5:41 PM
We can't help it, part of our idolisation of celebs comes with a possibly unhealthy helping of glee every time they mess up, and they make it soo easy for us to jeer at them. Currently the Hollywood trend seems to be drinking whilst driving, which is neither cool nor safe, as not only are they endangering their own lives, they're threatening ours, which is why the next trend- celebs with prison sentences has been occurring. Now who are the worst offenders?
Number One: Mischa Barton
Oh Marissa, how could you? You were meant to be the Hollywood model child, who had great taste in clothes, groomed hair and a string of hotties trailing you, not an unkempt boozehound in the style of Ms Lohan and Hilton. Just for the fact that you've saddened us you get the number one spot, as your history of clean living and 8 hours sleep is suddenly under doubt now. She was caught driving UNLICENSED and under the influence, and possibly in possession of MARIJUANA as well. She's now been bailed for $10,000 and spent seven hours behind bars before her release. To be continued...
Number 2: Lindsay Lohan
We all know about this troubled girls stint with the law, and her subsequent rehab and relapse into a fuzz headed fruitcake. She gets the number two spot as she managed to make an alcohol monitoring device look like a fashion accessory, pout in her mugshot, and most recently is seen going off the rails with multiple men in one night. This lush lovely is sure to reoffend again, but we hope we're not anywhere near her when this train wreck waiting to happen tootles into the station.
Number 3: George Michael
He faces the charge of should have known better and really, at your age? Tut, tut. Fortunately he gets to 'go outside' (see what I did there?), well stay outside anyways as no jail terms have been given so far. Honestly Georgie you're 43, can't you get a driver or something, this is just embarrassing. He's just had his 'third vehicular incident in eight months' which isn't good however you look at it, and had his second time of being CAUGHT ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. For real!I I mean it's kinda the end of the road for you man, why not retire to California and buy a beach somewhere with a nice little Thai Bride?( Boy or girl optional).Come on man, act your age. Let's stop all this Wham Bam thank you Mam stuff.
Now with Ms Hilton you will find a public lack of sympathy for the poor little heiress but I think this is unfair.So she was born with a platinum spoon up her arse, well that just encouraged her to participate in dubious porn videos with ugly men, and all her money? Well if the Simple Life is anything to go by it certainly buy you brains, so how can we blame the poor lass for driving drunkenly multiple times? She's just a victim of the society that heralded her as a role model for Pretty Woman wannabees everywhere, and now she cracked under the pressure. I vote we start a save the heiress campaign and all coat ourselves in her latest scent, Can Can, cos if she can, so can you. What's a DUI between friends, yeah?
Number 5: Nicole Richie
Now here's a sad tale of a copycat drunk, one who was forever in Paris' shadow wherever she went, so lost half her body weight so she'd become even more invisible. A terrible case of green eyed envy between friends and a 'Whatever she can do I can do better' attitude doesn't exactly win friends. Skipping the country when you have a deposition doesn't work wonders either, and then getting preggers to avoid jail? Tut tut.
Now she's all yummy mummy but that doesn't fool us- watch this space.
November 2, 2007 2:33 PM
For some time you have been top of my fantasy celebrity house party guestlist and I have stood up for you on many occasions despite your slightly Britney-esque behaviour. I always argue that you're just having a lot of fun, and at least you (usually) have a cool wardrobe. However, after seeing this photo I might have to demote you slightly. I still maintain that you would be a great deal of fun and would truly get the party started but if you rocked up in these socks, I'm not sure I could let you in. It's a great trend but one that should be worn with care. Take note of how it was worn on the catwalk at Prada; midi length skirt and heels. Never, EVER attempt this trend with Havaianas. Also Lilo, where is your skirt? That's not a dress, it's a top! Did you forget your jeans? I think that the people of LA might have to sit out of this winter trend.
[via The Baglady ]
September 19, 2007 11:15 AM
Lindsay Lohan isn't exactly having a great time of it at the moment. The fallen star is in the middle of a lengthy stint at Promises rehab for cocaine and alcohol addiction. But it seems that's not all she's got a worrying penchant for.
US Star magazine has reported that Lindsay has been diagnosed as a sex addict. That explains that rather lengthy string of flings, and the rumours of being caught making some odd noises with a fellow patient in the rehab loos then.
An insider told the magazine, "She's been having erotic dreams about her former lovers, like Calum Best, Wilmer Valderama and Jared Leto. Her counselors are trying to get her to understand that she's substituting one addiction for another."
Dreaming about Calum Best? The girl must be having severe withdrawals.
September 3, 2007 12:50 PM
I don't know what the lure of illicit substances is, as for every wild high you get a definite down, but somehow stars keep on dabbling. Maybe it's the attraction of escaping from their own 'stressful' lives, or perhaps they just have inclinations towards the dark side. Whichever it is, there are some persistent bad boys out there that I thought I'd bring to your attention.
Number 1: Amy Winehouse
How could Ms. Winehouse not be top of the list? Amy is the most recent from our top five to go into rehab, entering on 14th August 2007. Unfortunately, however, she did not complete her recommended 6-8 week stay, checking herself out after just 5 days. There has been much speculation about Amy’s new husband, Blake Fielder-Civil being to blame for her drug abuse, but she recently spoke out against this, saying, "Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other.” We wish Amy the best of luck for the upcoming weeks.
Number 2: Kate Moss
Kate Moss’s highly publicised rehab visit in 2005 resulted in the loss of many lucrative contracts for her, including Chanel and. She completed her stay at the Meadows Clinic in Arizona, staying for 30 days in total. Kate’s drug problem was exposed when pictures of her supposedly snorting cocaine where printed in a British newspaper. The pictures where taken in a London studio where Ms. Moss had been with then-boyfriend, Pete Doherty. Kate remained calm and collected throughout the whole affair, conquered her addiction and was not charged. Now we’d love to see Amy taking a leaf out of Kate’s book.
Nu Number 3: Britney Spears
In February of 2007, Britney Spears voluntarily checked herself into rehab after many reports of drugs and alcohol abuse. Pictures had been plastered all over newspapers and the Internet for weeks previously of her hard partying, and unfortunate flashing of her lady parts. Unfortunately, Spears had had enough after 24 hours, and checked herself out again. Her rehab attempt came weeks after her apparent collapse on New Year’s Eve, and her friend’s pleas for her to get help. However, Spears is still partying hard, and the release of her new single, Baby Boy, should hopefully help her get back on her feet, although it has received mixed reviews so far.
Number 4: Lindsay Lohan
Ms. Lohan, who has just turned
21, Checked herself into the Wonderland Centre in West Hollywood in January
2007, following three car crashes and four hospital visits, spanning over the
last two years. After checking out, she regularly attended Alcoholics Anonymous
meetings, although she later said she never considered herself an addict. After
another car crash in May 2007, Lohan entered the Promises rehabilitation
facility in Malibu when police found a ‘usable’ amount of
cocaine in her Mercedes Benz. She stayed there for 45 days, and later said, “it
is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am
addicted to alcohol and drugs.” Since then, Lindsay has been booked on felony
charges of possession of cocaine and transportation of a narcotic - in addition
to misdemeanour charges of driving under the influence and driving with a
suspended license. She was later released on $25,000 bail. In a
statement released later that day by her attorney, she was said to be “safe,
out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”
Number 5: Nicole Richie
Although Nichole has been arrested more than once, is pregnant with her first child and has done time in jail, she still claims that if she could go back in time and have a second chance to try heroin, she would still say yes. Richie was first arrested in February 2003 in Malibu, California, and charged with driving with a suspended licence and possession of heroin. After this arrest, Nichole, who was shunning rumours of an eating disorder at the time, checked herself into rehab to address her weight problem. Nichole has recently announced her first pregnancy and told friends she is loving her new curves and boobs.
[ Words and Research : Chloe-Anne Ride]
August 31, 2007 11:44 AM
Keira Knightley likes her knickers! The Pirates of the Caribbean actress is at the Venice Film Festival to promote her new flick Atonement and has been talking to the press on those celebrities that forget to put on any undies before they leave the house. Britney and Lindsay – she means you.
The posh-voiced bean-pole blabs: "I'm not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people. I'm not saying I don't do that in private, but I try not to.” I like that – the image of Keira with dried vomit in her hair as she hobbles about drunkenly with the remains of a kebab down her clothes. That’s a picture I wanna see! She adds: “The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They're real people proving they're s**ttier than everybody else because they don't even wear knickers." I agree lady after all, it must get draughty down there without any pant protection.
August 30, 2007 11:47 AM
Gossip columnist Perez Hilton talks to Michael Lohan on the phone.. and records it all for our viewing pleasure. Enjoy.
August 20, 2007 11:42 AM
-The Lohan parents have finally reached an agreement int their divorce/custody proceedings. The couple best known for famously exploiting their offspring and acting like teenagers will finally be over within 60 days. I'm sure Lindsay is breathing a sigh of relief. [BBC ]
-Now Harry Potter has ended what's next for J.K. Rowling? Some might think that being a mega millionaire was enough of a reason to lay down the pen forever, but our intrepid writer thinks not; her next work? A crime novel! She's been spotted scribbling in various Edinburgh cafes. Watch this spot... [Digital Spy ]
-Far be it for sexy popstrel Pink to rise above bitchy comments that characterize girl bands such as Girls Aloud and the Pussycat Dolls. No, instead she joins in with the throng; her latest line of attack, poor lil Britney Spears. In her set at the V festival she changed the lyrics of her song from 'tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears: she's so pretty', to 'she's so crazy'. [NME ]
-There are rumours that Girls Aloud may split, due to the re-awakened romance between Nadine Coyle and love rat Jesse Metcalfe. Bookmakers Paddy Power are offering odds of 2/1 that the popular girl band will announce they're splitting by the end of the year. Nadine has even bought a house in LA to be closer to Jesse. [Belfast Tel ]
August 8, 2007 11:20 AM
-Pete Doherty remains free! The judge gave him no jail time for his admitted DUI and has given him till September to assess himself. [D Listed ]
-Apparently Amy Winehouse it to create her own line of clothing. She's been approached by Calvin Klein who feel she is perfect for their new line of crack whore clothes which include short shorts and t shirts with that special unwashed look. [Agent Bedhead ]
-Live and let loose... Former Bond girl Jane Seymour, 56, is being taken to court by her neighbours who want to stop the 'wild parties' taking place in her home and disturbing their rest. Wild parties at 56? good on you girl. [The Times ]
-Lindsay Lohan goes back into rehab again. Yawn. Someone give that girl a slap, and a good talking to. It's like watching a cra crash in motion.. no, wait, she did that too.Will her time in Utah sort her out? We doubt it. [Hecklerspray ]
August 6, 2007 3:47 PM
LA is full of drug-addled young women, but none more famous right now than Lindsay Lohan. The actress and sometimes musician has been arrested twice this year for drunk driving and drug possession, even after a stint in rehab.
Now the clearly off-the-rails Lindsay has been lashing out at her peers. And it sure ain't pretty. She claimed Sienna Miller to be a "no talent crackhead" (see picture for an accurate depiction of something close to a "crackhead") and went on to blast Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson. She called the two "fat and ugly" and a "flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress," respectively, according to reports in the National Enquirer.
She even went on to crown herself the "greatest actress in the world". All this lunacy only begs the question, was that coke really just a friend's Linds? At least she'd have an excuse for the saucer-eyes and the wittering of nonsense if she owned up.
July 31, 2007 10:59 AM
- Jennifer Aniston is leaving the sunny shores of LA for the East Coast high life. She's been spotted browsing for apartments in Manhattan with Isla Fisher, and is planning to move before the end of the year. [Popsugar ]
-Prince Harry gets some hot jungle action as he strolls through Africa with girlfriend Chelsy. The couple were seen canoodling and enjoying the outdoors, with all thought of his supposed 'fling' with a bar-girl forgotten. [NOTW ]
-Britney shows us that she still manages to keep her class, by straddling a strippers pole in torn fishnets. Uh huh. [Egotastic ]
-Don't worry Lindsay, it's not all over for you yet! Donald Trump has requested that the wild child participate on Celebrity Apprentice, where he 'will straighten her out'. On the other hand, it's a chance to publicly fire the ginger menace once and for all.. [The Sun ]
July 25, 2007 2:31 PM
Well, kinda. The star now gets the waxwork treatment a la Paris Hilton, as Madame Tussauds have clothed the Lohan mannequin in the fetching prison garb. One would accuse them of trying to cash in on the recent celebrity DUI trend, but that wouldn't be very nice of me now would it? Whats' next, a Nicole Richie prison doll, complete with baby bump and anorexia?
Lindsay is still protesting her innocence though, so she may avoid the fetching striped outfit yet. In an email to Access Hollywood she wrote , 'I am innocent.. did not do drugs, they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy'.
July 24, 2007 4:43 PM
Bloody hell, one minute we're saying how Lindsay seems to have taken up the sober life, next she's repeating the same offences practically step for step. Two strikes and you're out? Following in Paris's legacy of bimbo style behaviour, Lindsay was arrested again for another DUI and possible drug possession. Does she never learn? Earlier today police pulled Lohan over and breathalyzed her, and she registered as 1.2 and 1.3- way over the legal limit of 0.8%. a white substance was reportedly found in her pocket that has tested positive for opiates.. is this an end to our ginger queen? Her bail has been set at $25,000, and we all know that LA isn't taking a light line on celeb offences. I see prison bells looming..
-The lovely Lily Allen is at it again; blogging intimate details about celebrity friends for the whole MySpace community to read. her latest gaffe? Apparently 'hanging out with Courtney Love made her want to go to rehab'. Nice. [The Sun ]
-Is that a bump Britney Spears is showing? The singer who has worked so hard to lose her post pregnancy pounds may be in the family way again. The question of the daddy is also an issue, with rumours saying Britters isn't sure which man impregnated her. Could it be former lover and drug counsellor, John Sundahl, or her bodyguard, Daimon Shippen? She's come a long way from her virginal days... [Metro ]
-Girls Aloud are planning to grow up, and no I don't mean they will start lowering their hemlines or addressing each other as 'Women', but instead they plan to create a more 'adult' sound. 'We're obviously getting older and we always, you know, like to try and push things forward', said Kimberly. [Digital Spy ]
-Keeping off the booze seems to agree with Lindsay Lohan if her tanned toned bikini clad physique is anything to go by. Her ankle monitor unit is still prominent but she manages to carry it off with decided style. Sigh. [TMZ ]
July 23, 2007 3:47 PM
Lindsay Lohan has admitted that she takes a relaxed approach to her acting career... as in, she takes a relaxed approach to acting fullstop.
The serial minge flasher and aspiring person of talent was criticised by film producer James G. Robinson for her behaviour on the set of Georgia Rule last year, revealing that she doesn't spend time preparing for her roles.
"I have never taken an acting class," Lohan told WENN. "I don't rehearse. I don't read my lines the night before."
I fear most people had already guessed that don't you? Next, Lindsay hands out degrees in stating in the obvious...
July 20, 2007 11:42 AM
-Kate Moss is well on the way to recovery from the dastardly Doherty, and has decided to go the no contact route of break up etiquette. She has changed her mobile and landline numbers, so unless he turns up in person, he can' contact her. Go Kate! [Sky Showbiz ]
-Lindsay Lohan's been bailed for $30,000 on charges of drink driving. She's schedules to return on August 34 for her trial and is hoping she won't share the same fate as fellow celeb Paris. To this effect she's still wearing her alcohol monitoring anklet, but rumours of wild behaviour still haunt her. [E Online ]
-Shock, horror; Britney Spears goes for a swim. Yes, apparently a dip in the ocean is headline news when the notorious Ms Spears does it. So far her aqua antics have been spotted on the pages of three national newspapers, with her flouncing around in *gasp* her underwear, not a bikini. I suppose the fact that her bra and pants are more substantial than a string bikini makes no difference, eh? At least she's not showing us her lady bits again.. [China Daily ]
-Rachel Stevens of S club 7 fame has found a new beau, hunky Alex Bourne, an ex masseur. And while he is her latest boyf, he is also an old flame having hooked up with the pop princess from days of yore, when they were nth students at school in Southgate. [The London Paper ]
July 19, 2007 5:56 PM
Air-brushing, good lighting, constant supervision from a make-up artist (how very Victoria Beckham) – there are many ways for celebrities to look better on the front cover of a magazine than how they look first thing in the morning. What is quite depressing is how many of them take it a step further and get cosmetic surgery. Slebs, with the media, present the world with unattainable ideas of beauty and then struggle to meet their own standards. For those of you having a spot break-out today, hate your wonky nose or wish you had fuller lips, never fear as Star Trip is at hand to make you feel better. We present a quite revealing YouTube clip of stars who have had a bit of help from their surgeon, from those you knew had, to those that you didn’t. According to this, no-one in Tinseltown is actually naturally good-looking – score!
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-Charming girl that Amy Winehouse. Not only does she turn up late to gigs (that is, if she doesn't cancel them last minute) but she then proceeds to swear at the audience, stumble across the stage, swear at the crowd and then spit at them, before leaving early. The Eden project where she performed issued the following statement, 'She's rock'n'roll. She's not going to come on stage and give a lot of smooth patter.' [Metro]
-Oprah's down in the dog-drums with the death of her prized pooch. The two year old golden retriever passed away a few weeks ago. 'Weeks have passed', says Oprah, 'And the pain has not subsided. Awww. [Indy Star ]
-Shilpa Shetty received a honorary doctorate of arts from Leeds Metropolitan University. She got the award for, 'Showing great character, for making a difference to our multicultural society, for using her talents to the full.' [Luton Today ]
- We wondered how Lindsay Lohan was managing her party lifestyle with that ugly alcohol tag; and now it seems she has decided to get around those restrictions by turning to harder substances; which won't show up in her anklet. It's been alleged that she uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide, and mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin. [Girl Talkin Smack ]
July 17, 2007 1:13 PM
My mum is tops, and like a good daughter I am suitably adoring. But I know others aren’t so lucky and have to struggle on as best they can by themselves. Some women are just not naturally maternal and as such can find motherhood a struggle. But celebrities excel at everything, don’t they? If they can sell out concerts in minutes, win Oscars and pen best-sellers and all the while look radiant and flawless, then surely they must make perfect parents? We bring you the top 5 most questionable showbiz mums, and honestly it was hard limiting it to five (Britney didn't even make the list!)
Number 1: Kate Moss
Yes, Kate Moss has a child. A four year old girl in fact, called Lila Grace who lives with her. Kate is one of the world’s most photographed women, constantly makes headlines internationally and yet her daughter remains mysteriously mysterious. On the one hand, this could be due to Moss protecting her precious infant from the intrusive media glare, but on the other it could be that she’s been too busy getting high, ‘designing’ Top Shop clothes and dating Pete Doherty to notice that crying bundle in the corner (I suspect the latter.) With a mum known for drugs, sleeping around and looking like a gaunt tramp, we should book Lila Grace her spell in rehab now.
Cocaine Kate is a junkie novice when it comes to Whitney. The ex Mrs Bobby Brown is mummy to 14 year old daughter Bobbi Kristina Houston Brown, but her parenting duties never held her back when it came to her partying ways. Her own sister even sold a picture to the National Enquirer of her bathroom cluttered with drugs. But it’s not just the drugs. Whitney has a rumoured eating disorder, has sold off her own clothes to stave off bankruptcy and was being sued by her own father when he died in 2002. She has undergone rehab, with many fans hoping that with her recent divorce from bad influence husband Bobby Brown, she can finally sort herself out. News that she is now dating infamous sex-tape star Ray-J rains on that parade.
The fact that I have even heard of Lindsay Lohan’s mum says it all. The ultimate ‘pushy mum’, Dina is an attention-seeker, happy to ride the coat-tails of her famous daughter to achieve her own fame. She has indulged and even benefitted from Lindsay’s much-publicized addiction problems and has used the media as a tool in her war against her former husband and Lindsay’s jailbird father Michael. In Hollywood she has surreptitiously campaigned to earn a spot as one of the presenters on US talkshow ‘The View’ and is now in talks to do a reality show tentatively called ‘Mom-ager.’ This programme will follow Dina as she tries to turn Lindsay's younger siblings — Ali, 13, and Cody, 11 — into stars. Well, the first child turned out so well, so why not?
Courtney had a troubled childhood and having learned from the experience, seems to have successfully provided her own daughter with one as well. Love is most famous for being the widow of Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain, a marriage which spawned their now 16 year old daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Yes – shit name, even worse mum. Vanity Fair alleged in 1992 that Love continued to shoot-up during the early stages of her pregnancy (she denies it) and as a result the couple were investigtaed by Child Welfare Services and the girl removed from their custody for a period. Love has been on and off the drugs over the years and as such in and out of rehab. She’s had run-ins with the law and after experiments in plastic surgery and extreme weight-loss, even looks like a complete mess.
I’m not one to kick when someone’s already down, but I have never been a fan of Jade Goody and so feel entitled to weazle her out as a bad showbiz mum. Goody has two sons, Bobby Jack and Freddie, from her rocky (violent) relationship with fellow reality TV star Jeff Brazier. Jade has not only endured public wrath over her apparent racism towards Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty, but also had her collar felt by the Police. She was arrested on suspicion of stealing a jacket from Asda, apparently punched a grandmother and was recently found guilty of two counts of driving without a licence and driving with no insurance, receiving a 6 month driving ban. All this and she can’t tell her left from her right – good luck kids, you’re going to need it.
July 16, 2007 11:29 AM
-You have to love Prince. If not for the velvet jackets, great cow-flicks and soulful come to bed eyes, he has released his latest album 'Planet Earth' through the Mail On Sunday. Whilst other stars talk about saving the planet, Prince goes further by singing about them; as all the songs were eco-driven anthems. The Mail may not be the coolest paper, but it's definitely a step up over the 'bonus summer mix' that they often offer us/ [NME ]
-Britney Spears loves London. Oh yes she does, she likes to cover London in vast wads of taffeta, hold it to her bosom and softly croon baby talk to her recent fad; her new Yorkie puppy, named after.. you got it, London. [DListed ]
-Conducting a relationship in full view of the nation is difficult enough without resorting to childish jibes and comments. Unfortunately when the relationship involves two children it seems a fair bet that it will sink to the he said she said level of arguments culminating in crybaby Chanelle making some not so flattering comments about Ziggy's manhood. During a race between the Zigster and housemate Brian, the lovely Chanelle commented, "Well Brian SHOULD move slower with all that extra weight between his legs. You should have no problems there though, Zac.". [The Sun]
-Lindsay Lohan loves to be a trend setter, and she has a spanking new piece of jewellery she's proud to show off; her alcohol detecting anklet. She's been seen wearing it out at the local night spots; just hours after checking out of rehab, and apparently this bracelet will deter her from imbibing the evil juice.. or at least, will make it obvious to us when she's had a few. Funny, I thought the slurring and visiting said clubs were enough of a sign, but I predict a flurry of imitation bracelets hitting a store near you soon. [Forbes ]
July 11, 2007 11:16 AM
-Kate Middleton is being officially harassed by the paparazzi and it has to stop, say MP's. [The Guardian ]
-Kelly Clarkson reveals she's had sex with five men. It's not a particularly high amount, but the girl is just 25, so she has time. 'I have major trust issues. I just don’t make out with people', she says. [Popcrunch ]
-Lindsay Lohan says that 'rehab changed her life'. Now instead of relaxing with a couple of tequila shots and a micro mini the new and improved Lilo says she likes to ' say a serenity prayer. I meditate too'. Spiritual... [The Sun ]
-Nicole Richie heads to Canada as her court dates looms. No this pregnant twiglet isn't fleeing the country; instead Ms Swizzle stick head is getting some down time while she awaits the results of her motions hearing. She doesn't need to be present for her DUI hearing, so I guess she's hoping her bump and her absence will help her stay jail free. [TMZ ]
July 4, 2007 5:04 PM
Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan have pallied up and made friends with each other after being at each others throats for a bit. The former chums have the shameful bond of being two-timed by pink faced Aryan Aaron Carter, but they have now finally agreed to let sleeping dogs lie.
Duff revealed to a clearly bored-to-tears Stella magazine hack: "We're not best friends, you know? But we were out at Teddy's one night and she just came up and said 'I think we should just talk because I'm a nice girl and I know you're a nice girl'. It's nice to be friendly acquaintances."
That said, Duff is clearly no good in the sack as horrendous bone bag Nicole Ritchie stole her boyfriend, the hilarious Joel Madden from Good Charlotte. Even though she dishing out olive branches like a director giving out lines of coke at an awards ceremony, she admitted she does not want to air-kiss and make up with her saying "I've never met her, but how would it be for anyone? That's all I can say. No one would be happy about it."
July 3, 2007 11:39 AM
In the news: Coleen McLoughlin is looking for real women and celebrities can't stop creating signature scents
-Coleen McLoughlin is looking for some real women to win a modelling contest! I'm made up to be able to give other women the same opportunities I have had' she says. Does this include offering them their pick of the footballing elite? [Easier ]
-Billie Piper must be feeling blue after the news her ex hubby Chris Evans is set to re marry. His wifey to be? Natasha Shishmanian. Not much is known about her other than she has a penchant for golf and berets. Third time lucky eh Chris? [Sky Showbiz ]
-It seems celebs can't get enough of marketing their pongs, as we have new fragrances from Kate Moss, Coleen McLoughlin, Mariah Carey, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera to look forward to. [Kiss and Makeup ]
-Lindsay Lohan turned 21.. in a bikini. It seems now the little ginger one has given up the booze she is making the most of daytime appearances, and enjoys sunning herself ; and getting out of bed before the witching hour. [Pop Sugar ]
July 2, 2007 1:24 PM
It's the phone at the top of every one's wish list and the freckly Lilo seems to be the first celeb to gain this piece of tech wizardry. These pictures clearly show Lindsay holding the coveted phone and we're guessing she didn't have to do the ten hour queue that is currently underway in New York. Ahh, to be young and rich and have free gadgets given to you.. Plus word is that she's currently sober, so she may have it more than a week. Next step: turning it on. I'm sure she'll get there eventually.
June 19, 2007 11:39 AM
It's never a good idea for a recovering alcoholic to be surrounded by booze; let alone have a vodka company sponsor her impending celebrations, so it's probably no surprise that she has pulled out of her party plans. Maybe Lindsay will go for a more sober 21st; after all now that it will be legal it's bound to lose some of its appeal. Alternative celebrations? well there's always the ultra PC dinner and a movie combo, or maybe she'll go a little retro and opt for a face painting frenzy with clowns and elephants included? New sponsors could be Sunny D (vitamins and sunshine), Abercrombie (good looks and healthy living) or even WholeFoods (doesn't really need an explanation). Alternatively she could just get really messed up in private; but ho would that be fun if it wasn't documented by the tabloids. Happy birthday lil Lindsay, happy birthday to you.
May 31, 2007 12:14 PM
Oh dear, it looks as if our Linds has finally fallen off that precarious wagon, having now officially checked into the Promises Rehab facility.
A rep for Lindsay reveals, '"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."
How the mighty have fallen.
May 29, 2007 12:30 PM
This red-headed, drunken popstrel looks a whole lot sweeter a few year back, presenting Saturday night live and taking the p out of Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff...
Lindsay Lohan hits rock bottom in the style of Paris Hilton, getting busted for DUI and found legs-akimbo, a little worse for wear, in a car crash. This downwards spiral is no surprise to people who have charted Li'Lo's party lifestyle, and now the
vultures concerned friends are swooping in to offer some friendly advice. Even her distant dad has put in his two cents, offering his experienced-jailbird advice and saying her arrest was 'inevitable', before asking her to 'get in touch'.
Her arrest occurred after her car crashed in Los Angeles. Police investigating found Lindsay drunk.. and allegedly in possession of cocaine. I'd like to say we're surprised by this, but the only surprise is that she's been caught out. Whatever happened to celebs getting away with it? Now they're being caught and trialled like regular folk!
May 25, 2007 11:37 AM
Ahh Linsdsay. Great makeup? Check. Stylish clothes? Check. Glossy hair? Well, kinda. True these extensions look shiny and well maintained without a hint of WAG ness about them, but the length just seems so unneccessary- creating the impression of a life size Barbie with a bad boy habit. Give them the chop Li'lo- your hotter without them.
May 24, 2007 5:25 PM
Lindsay Lohan doesn't need to worry about alcohol running dry at her 21st birthday bash in Vegas as Svedka Vodka is sponsoring the event... because she couldn't afford it otherwise? It'll make a nice change for Lindsay to drink legally - no more smuggling alcohol in little flasks or sneaky drinks from friends' glasses... and it means we will be able to work out her exact intake on a night out.
In the run up to Harry Potter: the final version, we have a lot of over excited kids and adults trying to guess the ending.. and a variety of spoof videos abound celebrating the possible end of the boy who lived. None however are more entertaining than Lindsay's incarnation as Hermione, all grown up..
May 17, 2007 11:11 AM
The lovely Lindsay made a head-turning appearance last night when she turned up at the Maxim Hot 100 awards to claim her title of number one - pipping Jessica Alba, the FHM number one, to the post. She arrived dressed in a rainbow concoction of cotton candy stripes that would look bad on a figure that wasn't as svelte as hers, with a hot man on her arm.
Yes, the rumours are true. Lindsay's frolicking with the delightful Calum Best seems to have hit a new high, with reports of the happy couple house-hunting together- or, more accurately, searching for a 'shag pad' in the New York area. One can only wish the couple the best... and bookies are already taking odds on how long it will last. Li'Lo fickle in a relationship? Never! But with her new crown as the world's hottest woman Calum may want to watch his back...
May 4, 2007 11:29 AM
Everyone keeps going on and on about Lindsay Lohan falling off the wagon, and being a naughty little drunkard. Which she may well be. And she's still underage in the States, so any drink she has is naughty, whether she's an alcoholic or not.
But every time I hear a report of the starlet out drinking (so about every 15 seconds, then) I can't help but think that there are millions of addictions rehab can cure, and that booze is only one of them. So the illegal pisshead may still be on the wagon, just not the one you were thinking about.
Anyway, here's a recent eyewitness report of Lindsay out and about on the party scene, from Star, as reported by MSNBC:
“They brought a bottle of champagne to the table,” an “eyewitness” told the tab. “Lindsay picked up her glass and drank it. Later, a waitress brought over a tray of shots for the table. Lindsay took a shot along with all of her friends.”
Lohan has laughed off reports that she’s drinking, but a source insists that the actress goes “to great lengths to make sure no one sees her drink” — sometimes having friends buy the drinks so that they don’t show up on her credit-card bills or insisting she never bought the alcohol.
“On three separate occasions, at the end of the night, when all the alcohol was gone, she threw a fit and began crying and denying she ever had ordered the bottles, saying she’s not allowed to drink,” a source told Star. “Now she has her friends order for her — and sometimes she brings her own liquor, which she hides in an oversized purse!”
[Images supplied by Getty]
April 27, 2007 2:53 PM
Bit of a two for one for you today. Either that or I've added two and two and come up with 69, in which case I shall hand my deer-stalker back in to Baker Street and resign from all detective work forthwith.
First off, the words straight from the horse's mouth. (Lindsay Lohan, although she looks way too hot in this photo to be even remotely horsey. Ronson, on the other hand, looks as if she's chewing cud. I know that's cows not horses. Just let it be.)
Words, a la Linds, from the latest issue of Nylon: "I'm at the point where...oh my God...I'm going to go out! I work hard enough and I know how to take care of myself. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. I will say, though, that it's so much harder to stay sober in New York. Though it's hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone."
Part two, with added speculation, after the jump.
The source is Star magazine, which is an undeniably good read. Its reliability, however, isn't quite so stellar. But anyway - rumours have been flying for ages now about Lindsay going sapphic with BFF Samantha Ronson, and now our favourite person in the whole wide world (an insider / source close to the couple / PR flack desperately seeking publicity for their client) is giving out quotes like they were Halloween candy.
While in Tokyo recently, the two were apparently involved in PDAs all over the nightclubs of Roppongi. "They just started making out right there like they didn't care who saw them," the insider was quoted as saying. Not only that, but they're fuckbuddies whenever Linds is between men, with the film star allegedly going round saying "if I'm not with a guy we hook up". Don't these inside sources ever stay quiet and loyal?
[Images supplied by Getty]
April 25, 2007 1:59 PM
So you're rich and famous, with designer clothes coming out of your ears. You own so much designer gear, in fact, that when you moved out of the Chateau Marmont you left thousands of dollars' worth piled up in your suite for the staff to wade through. So obviously you roll up to the home of a former friend while she's away, and steal $10,000 of her clothes and accessories. At least, that's what you do if you're Lindsay Lohan. Allegedly.
According to Star magazine, La Linds did precisely that to Victoria's Secret model and former friend Lauren Hastings. On 15 April, Lindsay and a bodyguard dropped by Lauren's place while the model was out of state on a shoot, and told the housesitter they was there to pick up a few things Linds had lent Lauren. $10,000 in designer clothes and handbags later - so just an armful, then? - they were gone. Lauren came home and saw she'd been robbed, and texted Lindsay to threaten her with the cops. Because that's so much more effective than just dialling 911 and catching them unawares.
The story unfolds that Lindsay was out clubbing with Nicole Richie and BFF/girlfriend/whatever Samantha Ronson when she received the text, and the group went predictably junior high on Lauren's ass.
"Lindsay just told her she was delusional and claimed Lauren didn't know what she was talking about. She insisted the items weren't stolen because they did belong to her. Then she'd laughed to her friends about it. She thought the whole thing was hysterical," Star reported.
Then Nicole got in on the action, and texted Lauren, calling her fat, telling her the clothes would be returned to her in shreds, and that she'd regret going to the police.
What a lovely group of young women.
[Images supplied by Getty]
April 19, 2007 12:20 PM
Uh oh. I can't imagine anything worse than having the entirety of my life on the interweb exposed for all to see. Lindsay Lohan, poor lamb, doesn't even need to imagine, as her MySpace and gmail accounts have been hacked, and some of the contents made public - email slanging matches between her and Paris Hilton, private messages to Stavros, that sort of thing.
According to the report on LiveJournal community ohnotheydidnt, not only will a website revealing all of the hacked information go live in the next few days, but none other than nemesis Paris Hilton is behind the attack.
April 18, 2007 5:52 PM
I've got a confession to make. My life is in tatters. One day, everything was fine. I was living with the man of my dreams in a £1 million flat, I had the best job ever, and I was hanging out with celebrities. Then Lindsay Lohan left town, and it all went to pieces. I'm sleeping under my desk at my new job, I've developed a debilitating addiction to supercrack (so good they haven't invented it yet), my boyfriend's left me, and I steal food from my colleagues' forks when they're not looking.
See, Linds was there for me. She was my bedrock. She held it all together and before she'd even left Heathrow my whole house of cards came tumbling down. And it seems I'm not the only one. "When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe... When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me," La Lohan tells the latest issue of Allure.
Sorry, Allure PRs - it's just not enough of a teaser to even make me bother Googling the rest of the article, much less get of my arse and buy your mag. Better luck next time!
March 27, 2007 10:19 AM
If you believe the gossip, Lindsay Lohan changes her boyfriends more often than she leaves the house wearing knickers. If you believe the gossip, La Lohan has also been linked with just about everyone in the United States in possession of a working penis over the age of 18. So the gossip might not be the best thing to believe. After all, what with all that partying, rehabbing, making of movies, driving over paparazzi, and generally getting her picture taken, a girl can only fit in two relationships a week.
So the news that Linds has got it together with James Blunt of all people should be taken with a pinch of salt. Of course, now that I've said that, they're going to get married, have loads of babies, and be the longest-lasting happiest relationship in showbiz. Or maybe not.
March 19, 2007 12:04 PM
Ohnoes! Despite having spent 30 days in the second-most publicised stay in rehab history (current record holder: Ms B. Spears), Lindsay Lohan appears to have returned to the bottle within minutes of breaking free from their oppressive regime, US gossip hounds claim.
Reports in the New York Post's famed Page Six gossip section said:
The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was "drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes." She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson. Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Lindsay's doing fine. She's taking her life day by day."
While Lohan's public - and underage - drinking is not the best advertisement of their success rate the Wonderland Center could have hoped for, it is entirely possible that La Lohan was availing herself of their services for problems entirely unconnected to alcohol consumption. Reports of the redhead and her entourage spending time hanging out in bathroom stalls in suspiciously large groups haven't surfaced, whereas they were commonplace a mere 30-day programme ago. Just saying.
March 9, 2007 10:27 AM
After rumours swirled that the Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth reunion tour was cancelled due to heavy drinking and alcohol abuse, Eddie has now checked himself into rehab. (Oi vey.) Eddie released a statement saying, " would like Van Halen fans to know how much I truly appreciate each and every one of you. Without you, there is no Van Halen. At the moment, I do not feel I can give you my best. That's why I have decided to enter a rehabilitation facility to work on myself, so that in the future I can deliver the 110 percent I feel I owe you and want to give you."
I'm really hoping that all of these rehab stars get together and make some sweet, sober music. I'm thinking that they should release a powerful musical collaboration (like the 2001 version of Whats Goin' On). They could call it Sober up & Get Down, featuring Eddie Van Halen, Britney Spears, Keith Urban, and Robbie Williams. Then perhaps they could take it to the next level, and have back-up vocals by Lindsay Lohan, and a guest "rap" by KFed. I'd totally buy it...and then add the video to my "Totally Pimped Out Custom Layout" Myspace page.
January 30, 2007 10:31 AM
Okay. I've had enough. I'm tired of celebrities opening their big, fat mouth, saying something racist or prejudiced, and then entering rehab. I'm also sick of celebrities saying they'd like to "meet with the leaders" of the social group they have insulted. Mel Gibson's done it. And now, Isaiah Washington has done both. He said he'd like to meet with the leaders of the gay community, and is currently in rehab. Rehab? How about getting fired, and facing actual consequences?
Now Jade is even going to rehab for "depression and stress" after realizing that she's the most hated person in Britain. While Jade is financially feeling the repercussions of her actions, she still accepted an invitation to go to India. Why? Does she think she'll make it better by pulling a publicity stunt? Why can't people just shut up, apologize, and just quietly go to get help? This "I'm going to rehab" crap is just old. Everyone's going to rehab. Get a therapist and just shut up! Why not just apologize, and take care of business?
January 24, 2007 10:04 AM
Apparently patients of the Wonderland Centre are allowed to leave the grounds to attend AA meetings or medical appointments. However, unless Lindsay hosts AA meetings in the dining room of her apartment, I doubt she's following the rules. Here's Lindsay, in a very tricky disguise, sneaking into her LA apartment. Now, I wonder what she's doing there? "Um, hold on. I just have to get some, um, vitamins from my bathroom. Yes. Vitamins...and, um, water! Yes. A bottle of water."
January 18, 2007 12:00 PM
Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into the Wonderland Centre in Los Angeles to undergo rehab and detox treatment. Finally! This is probably the most intelligent decision she has ever made. I just wish more of her party buddies would follow suit. Lindsay has released this statement saying,
"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."
Hopefully, this stint in rehab won't just be another one of her "I'm in the hospital" gags, and she stays in rehab for a long, long time. She needs it.
December 18, 2006 10:04 AM
This weekend ViralVideoChart.com released its top ten list of the most watched celebrity videos. Top honors went to Britney Spears, as the
stoned video of her burping and contemplating time travel was viewed 3,311,19 times. ("HUH?!?!")
Lindsay Lohan's "Paris Hilton is a C**t" video, as well as the video where Keira Knightly plays "Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Head" on her teeth made the cut. However, I find the most interesting video on this list to be Paris Hilton "singing" to Hugh Hefner on his birthday. And by "interesting" I mean "so disgustingly untalented that I burst into giggle fits of glee". Her talents as a singer are absolutely breath taking. Enjoy!
December 8, 2006 11:33 AM
Lindsay Lohan wants to clean up her image. And how is she going to do that? By suing the media of course! Lindsay apparently wrote an email to her friends claiming that, "Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me."
Hmmmm. Interesting because Al Gore's posse says that,"I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests." Buuurrrrrnnn. Did she really think that the former US Vice President was going to team up with her and fight the tabloids? Why has she not been banned from sending emails, yet? Lindsay, put the Blackberry down, and go read a book or something. Please?
December 4, 2006 4:33 PM
Just imagine you're Lindsay Lohan. Your life is a constant flick between flashing your tuppence, to writing heartfealt lettres [sic] to being hounded by the press. Let's have a look at the latter.
December 1, 2006 3:38 PM
Lindsay Lohan's publicist, yet again, had to do some major clean-up work. After film legend Robert Altman died last week, the distraught actress wrote a questionable email to the Altman family expressing her
drunken grief. The subject of the email being "Dead is Hard, Life is Easier".
Despite her best efforts to be taken seriously, lines she wrote such as "I feel as I've just had the wind knocked out of me", her many grammatical and spelling errors, and her choice of sign off ("Be Adequite") had all of the Hollywood media laughing at her...again. Lindsay's publicist defended her saying she was crying and very upset while she quickly wrote the email on her Blackberry, "Everybody has got to get a life. People need to get off her back." Lindsay, come on. This is just too much! And how could we possibly get a life when your life is so much more, um, adequite?
November 28, 2006 9:57 AM
I thought they'd made up, but apparently not. The Sun has a video of a verbal altercation between Paris and Lindsay outside Paris' mansion, after Li-Lo stormed out and bad-mouthed the hostess to the waiting paparazzi.
You can't actually see much, but you can hear Lindsay shouting about Paris having elbowed her and thrown a drink over her, and also screaming "cokehead" back at the house. And The Sun claims you can hear Paris shouting "firecrotch!" right back at her.
Lumme. Watch the video here and see what you think.
November 23, 2006 9:33 AM
Now here's a strange tale. As you may or may not know, Calum Best and Lindsay Lohan have been knocking around together in London this past week. The two struck up a deep and lasting relationship based on intellectual compatibility (i.e. they've been shagging like rabbits), and it's been duly documented in the tabloids.
Sadly, it all ended in tears. The Mirror reports that when Calum tried to leave Li-Lo's hotel suite on Tuesday morning to catch a plane to Belfast – he was due to switch on the Christmas lights there – Lindsay called security to try and prevent him from going. Admittedly, she thought he was off to see another woman, which is a logical enough assumption. But still, something tells me Calum will take this as a big neon warning sign...
November 17, 2006 8:54 AM
No flippancy for this story: today's Sun has a report claiming that Lindsay Lohan may be self-harming, with photos seeming to show some ugly scars on her left wrist. In recent weeks, the star's been wearing wristbands and bandages on that arm, which would tie in with that theory. The Sun quotes self-harm expert Jan Sutton.
"The photographs have all the telltale signs. The arms are the most common place for self injury. Some of the scars are fresh and just above those there are a number of injuries which look older. They are called keloid scars and are just beginning to disappear. It would be difficult to argue this is an accident as there are just too many scars."
Let's hope Li-Lo has the people around her to get her through this – hopefully she'll be healthy, happy and calling Paris Hilton a "c***" for many years to come.
November 14, 2006 12:03 PM
That's basically the story, to be honest. As Lindsay left a Hollywood club last week, she was asked if she'd been partying with Paris Hilton. Lindsay's butter-wouldn't-melt reply? "She's a c***". I think I may have just switched to Team Li-Lo. Click below to watch it.
October 23, 2006 9:59 PM
Good news ladies, Harry Potter, ahem, Daniel Radcliffe, is single. And going to be performing NUDE onstage next summer. Try to curb your enthusiasm, there.
Country crooner Keith Urban has quietly checked into rehab for alcohol abuse, whilst wife Nicole Kidman still manages to get some action with fellow rehab-fan, Robert Downey Jr.
Sharon Osbourne declares that fat is the new black, as she's set to remove her gastric band later this year.
The father of the year old Malawian orphan that Madonna has recently adopted is now claiming he didn't consent to him being adopted, that he thought they would only look after him for awhile.
More likely he heard her latest album and couldn't surrender his child to such future horrors.
Jade Goody, forever having problems with the numerous men in her life, reportedly punched boyfriend Jack on Saturday night, splitting his lip.
Lindsay Lohan is a dirty, dirty bitch. But a considerate one, at that, as she left dozens of designer clothes behind when she recently moved out of the hotel she called home.
The Arctic Monkeys are set to write an autobiography based on their stardom, to be due before Christmas.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to get married in Italy next month, no doubt due to the lovely scenery there, and not all the hot male action. Ahem.
Predictably, Michael Barrymore's comeback attempt has failed, possibly due to the fact he's playing 'Scrooge' in A Christmas Carol, hitting more than slightly close to home.
Posted by Katherine on October 23, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (3)
October 13, 2006 5:43 PM
Top Ten Stories - Alec Baldwin Continues Missing His Anger Management Therapy, & Paris Hilton Is Single Yet Again. Surprised?
Alec Baldwin is a nasty pasty. But a sexy one, mind, regardless of his temper.
Lindsay Lohan's mum has been mouthing off to the press about how she'd make a great Lara Croft. At least she's got the fake titties!
It seems when your trashy ex-wife assaults your new even trashier girlfriend, it's best not to stay together, in the case of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker.
China is not a fan of Jay Z, in particular his use of expletitives and suggestive language, banning him from ever performing there.
For those 3 people that care, Howard K. Stern has been listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's birth certificate.
Ashlee Simpson continues in her quest to be better looking than Jessica, by getting more plastic surgery, this time to her eyes and chin. Someone tell her that she's been better looking than Jessica since birth?
Gwen Stefani is releasing a new solo album this December, sparking fear in those with bad taste that there will never be another No Doubt album again.
Like we needed more evidence about Michael Jackson's sanity, he is now moonlighting as a middle-aged woman in France, complete with heels and floppy hat.
David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses, promptly critics, well, me, to ponder how long it will take for him and ol' Sour Face to drop out of the limelight completely.
Sadly, Jessica Alba has vowed never to get nekkid on screen. If only other 'slebs would follow (hint hint, Sharon Stone)
Posted by Katherine on October 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (4)
October 10, 2006 8:42 PM
Top Ten Stories - Kate Moss Worst GF EVAH!!1!!1! Plus George Lucas Gives Us What We Want, For A Change
Kate Moss pussywhips Pete 'Back on Crack' Doherty into leaving Babyshambles and going solo, as if that will be the end to their troubles. Hah!
George Lucas shuffles into his old-age home as he talks of pleasing us all and retiring.
Victoria Beckham doesn't just scare us when she looks into a mirror, she scares herself as well, moaning that she looks awful nekkid.
Yet more talk of Anna Nicole Smith in the news, as she is attacked over claims she was fast-tracked a Bahamian citizenship.
Like we don't need any more excuses to want to sleep with Scarlett Johansson, she has come out and admitted she gets tested for HIV every 6 months.
Not just content with having one alien-child, Katie Holmes is already planning on a second, discussing her pregnancy plans with oh-so-fertile Victoria Beckham.
Looks like someone got some action, after Nicole Richie was seen doing the walk of shame from Paris Hilton's house the next morning after they had dinner together.
Things are definitely cold between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, as he is caught smooching another blonde.
Kirsten Dunst is to do us all a favour and quit movies to go back to school.
Those two characters off Lost, the junkie ex-hobbit, and hot Kate who can't decide between Sawyer and Jack, are getting married in real life.
Posted by Katherine on October 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
October 9, 2006 9:27 PM
Top Ten Stories - Madonna Adopts Orphan, But In More Breaking News, Paris & Nicole Are BFF's Again! Hallelujah!
'Holiday...Celebrate...Buy a baby...In Malawi', is reportedly the tune Madonna is humming, since she apparently did an Angelina Jolie and adopted an orphan, naming him 'Luca'. Sorry Madge, but adopting an orphan won't get you Brad, you're stuck with Guy and his crap movies for life.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have reportedly sucked-face and made-up, leading many to wonder if there's another dreaded Simple Life in the works.
Lindsay Lohan obviously doesn't rate appearing at a benefit in Australia for kids and tweens very highly, as she skips out of the negotiations. She must've twigged that 13 year-olds are just far too young.
Chris De Burgh (get back in your box, raging-hormones), claims he can heal people with his hands. Me first! Me first!
Penelope Cruz naturally attracts beardy-lesbians.
Like Tom Cruise.
The third, and ugliest Hanson brother has just married. Is there no hope for the rest of us anymore?!
Paris Hilton is snapped with some seedy looking skunk. Skank with some skunk, how's that for a new lyric, princess?
Following in the foosteps of Take That, and, err, 5ive, S Club 7 are reforming, heaven forbid.
Not content with appearing in the news only for being found slumped over his wheel on drugs, George Michael has announced Wham! are reuniting for a 'Christmas extravangza', hopefully sharing his drugs with the audience this time.
Russell Brand decides to do a Paris Hilton, and become celibate. Something tells me his attempt will be even more short-lived than hers.
Posted by Katherine on October 9, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Drug Scandals, George Michael, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)
September 26, 2006 8:49 PM
Turns out the suicide-attempt by David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter that we reported yesterday may in fact have been caused by the family cat, pictured. David's estranged wife claims he used the suicide allegation as revenge on her to make her appear a bad mother.
Lindsay Lohan uses Stavros Niarchos to make ex-boyfriend Harry Morton jealous.
Is the world coming to an end? Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reportedly made up.
To add insult to injury, Heather Mills was kicked out of Sainsbury's for shoplifting there 20 years previously. What she doesn't know is they're team McCartney.
Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, has had his lawsuit thrown out of court, as the headaches he suffered from were because of his herpes, not a result of her beatings.
George Bush can breathe easy, as George Clooney is sticking to movies, and won't be running for presidency anytime soon.
Sadly, Russell Crowe won't be starring in a Steve Irwin biopic anytime soon.
Kevin Federline knows what the punters want, as he drops Popozao from his debut album, and replaces it with a duet between him and Britney.
Brad Pitt is rumoured to be starring in a biopic on Jeff Buckley's life.
Kate Bosworth says 'Orlando who?' after caught canoodling with an Unidentified Hottie in public.
Posted by Katherine on September 26, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 25, 2006 5:27 PM
Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have reportedly parted ways, after it was rumoured they were engaged.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney are trying to set their parents, Blythe Danner and Paul McCartney, up together, as they can't wait to overhear geriatrics going at it like rabbits.
Jennifer Lopez is so desperate to fall pregnant, she has resorted to IVF treatment. If only she'd stayed with P Diddy - his sperm seems very fertile.
Has Paris Hilton stooped even lower than Travis Barker, and hooked up with Fred Durst, Britney Spears's former lover?
Speaking of trashy tattooed bad boys, Steve O literally pissed all over the red carpet at the Jackass 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
After six days of engagement, Aaron Carter and his Playboy girlfriend have split.
Victoria and David Beckham are apparently going to star in an episode of Neighbours - let's hope Posh gets it on with Harold, eh?
Buffy - ahem, Sarah Michelle Gellar, thinks Alec Baldwin is sexy.
Not surprisingly, Steven Tyler has Hepatitis C.
David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter tried killing herself last night by slitting her wrists. We could make a joke here about how we'd do the same if he were our father, but really, we're not that cruel.
Posted by Katherine on September 25, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Beckham, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, Sport Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 22, 2006 5:18 PM
Robin Williams manages to slip the nurse a tenner and checks out of rehab, hopefully soberly.
Angelina Jolie has spent £200,000 on artwork by Banksy. Did no-one tell her you can pick his stuff up for free in Blighty, just off the street?
Jessica Simpson has said she still sleeps in Nick Lachey's tshirts, which is funny, as we thought she slept naked with strange men most of the time.
Don't bother Jack Nicholson between the hours of two and four in the morning, as that's his 'ass-scratching hours'.
Anastacia has accepted a marriage proposal from her British bodyguard - does this mean we'll have to put up with lots of crap sightings in Heat's 'Spotted' now?
Charlotte Church wears Bridget Jones-style big knickers to make her look slim on camera - bet Gavin Henson makes her wear 'em in bed, too.
Lisa Kudrow weeps quietly about being labelled tubby due to not losing the baby-weight as fast as other actresses.
To no-one's surprise at all, Britney Spears adores wearing hooker shoes.
Lindsay Lohan will have to wear the cast on her arm for another 6 weeks. Poor love, giving handjobs with your wrong hand sure is tricky work.
Make sure you pick up a copy of Vanity Fair's November issue, which will probably have Borat on the cover.
Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 21, 2006 8:48 PM
Yet another reason to hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as Bono's Samaritan ways rub off on them.
And in the understatement of the century, Paris Hilton admits she's not got the whole deck of cards upstairs.
Madonna's current tour is the highest-earning tour by a female artist ever. You can just hear Britney taking notes 'right, Jesus-cross, check. Farrah Fawcett flicks, check'.
Turns out Janet Jackson regrets saying sorry for her nip-slip years ago. Next she'll be saying she meant it to happen.
Yawn...Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are officially together - anyone paying attention anymore?
Kevin Federline gets himself a real job, dawg.
Not having anything to do with publicity for Justin Timberlake's recent album launch, him and Cameron Diaz were allegedly almost murdered by a papparazo.
Paris Hilton has a temporary lapse of judgment, and gives a homeless man a $100 note.
Whitney Houston got clean with thanks to Courtney Love's help. That's probably how she got hooked on crack in the first place.
Rupert Everett lacks something rather vital, sperm.
Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Cameron Diaz, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
Ok, what does Lindsay Lohan do when she's not flashing her flaps at the world? Why, she goes on holiday, mills around and er... does some boxing. Presumably, this is some kind of paperazzi shots... and er... enjoy.
September 19, 2006 5:12 PM
As if it's surprising, Willie Nelson is in trouble with the police over possession of the ol' green herb.
If you can stretch your memory back to 1996 and recall popboy Aaron Carter, he is now all grown up and engaged. To a Playboy playmate. One of his older brother's ex-girlfriends. Uh-huh.
Taylor Hanson (come on, you remember), just spawned his third child. The most surprising thing is Hanson are about to release a fourth album!
Londoners now have the chance to get up close and personal with Tupac - if you dare.
Rumous are a'bounding about Sarah Jessica Parker possibly being preggers with her second child.
Please God, don't tell us Lindsay Lohan is going to buy property here in London. We can't deal with having her tumpsy perpetually splashed across The Sun.
Ricky Gervais has a conscience over how much money he has.
Britney Spears's new album is said to contain 'crazy ass' rapping. We can't wait...
Proving she is willing to stoop to any level, representatives for Anna Nicole Smith have sold the last ever photos of her recently departed son for $600,000.
Cover your ears, as Pete Doherty may be guest-editing a Christmas show for BBC Radio 4's Today programme
Posted by Katherine on September 19, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 18, 2006 4:23 PM
Yes, there really is a Mel Gibson video game, complete with tequila bottles and Star-of-David-throwing Rabbis.
Jon Heder, better known as Napoleon Dynamite, is expecting a baby.
Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist last Friday whilst partying. Hey, at least she didn't cover it up the way the Hoff did.
Katie Holmes is apparently having second thoughts about marrying Tom. If only she'd listened to Star Trip from the beginning...
Adam Ant claims his relationship with Heather Graham saved him from depression and suicide.
Elton John and George Michael are now BFF. Is it too soon to hope for a threesome?
Anna Nicole Smith is refusing to allow her baby's father from meeting her.
Jude Law is desperate to play a Romeo role before his good looks fade. Err...You're about 33 years too late for that, Judey-boy.
Scarlett Johansson speaks out over ultra-thin 'slebs, saying 'I don't need to be skinny to be sexy'.
Nicole Kidman will be riding husband Keith Urban's 'love bus' whilst he goes on tour for 6 months.
Posted by Katherine on September 18, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Hasselhoff, George Michael, Hot Gossip, Jude Law, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Scarlett Johansson, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)
Sorry, that may sound harsh – and could cause a few problems for our entire system of parliamentary democracy – but it's the inescapable conclusion from a couple of stories in today's papers. First, Victoria Beckham has been voted the country's top "yummy mummy" on account of "always looking perfectly groomed". That's not grooming, that's not-eating! Second and third places were taken by Nigella Lawson and, er, Angelina Jolie. Who's not even British.
More proof that us humans are just too stupid to be allowed to vote on anything comes in a poll for Yahoo to find the greatest ever movie starlet. Keira Knightley takes the prize, just ahead of Judy Garland and Scarlett Johansson. Yahoo defines a starlet as "an actress who people instantly think of as being young, vivacious, stylish, popular and – most of all – talented." So what Lindsay Lohan (yes, yes, yes, hmm, and er...) is doing at number six in the chart is anyone's guess.
September 15, 2006 12:02 AM
Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage, whether or not this is due to Osama Bin Laden's crush on the crack-addict is up in the air.
Sean Penn believes there's rules for civilians to follow, and then there's rules for the 'slebs to follow. Well, derr, just look at Pete Doherty.
Speak of the devil, he's just had another Jaguar impounded, for failing to pay road tax.
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are definitely porking.
Thank goodness the next series of Strictly Come Dancing will have some sass, as they've added Emma 'Baby Spice' Bunton to the list of
despo keen 'slebs.
Graffiti artist Banksy cheats on us with Los Angeles and doesn't return our numerous frantic calls.
It's rumoured Britney Spears has named her second son Sutton Pierce, so he will have the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston.
Oasis are not happy campers about being forced to release a greatest hits album. Don't worry, Noel, neither are we.
Marianne Faithfull has been diagnosed with cancer, but still intends on touring in 2007. Atta girl.
We've heard the rumours that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Harry Morton, but could they have married already?
Posted by Katherine on September 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 13, 2006 5:02 PM
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are set to get married within the next 6 weeks. Let's hope it's not a Halloween wedding, nothing can get scarier than having to see Suri pics again.
Brad Pitt has stated he will no longer be appearing nekkid or doing sex scenes, for want of a more wholesome family image. Sounds like Angie has him on a tight leash there...
Are they on, are they off, oh who knows, but it seems Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been getting schnoogly again, this time in Hawaii.
Meat Loaf has apparently propositioned Scarlett Johansson, but thank goodness she refused.
The Hoff continues his boasting, this time that Princess Diana and him almost slept together, and that she was 'smitten' with him. David Hasselhoff! Princess Diana! Hah!
Jane Fonda wishes she could smoosh Lindsay Lohan up to her bosom, pat her hair, and say 'there, there, pet'.
Could things be going poorly for Simon Cowell, whose black American Express card wasn't working in Miami recently?
Turns out it wasn't Russell Brand who raped the girl at his party in Edinburgh (just because the dude looks homeless doesn't mean he's a rapist!)
Paris Hilton is not just, well, everything, but she's also an homewrecker, according to Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's estranged wife, who has been seen sucking face with the vapid airhead.
Just a week ago we reported that Sharon Osbourne's dog bit Patrick Swayze on her new chat show, well now the pup has gone and sunk it's teeth into The Hoff as well. Dog has taste, mmm.
Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)
Oh, for heaven's sake. If this carries, on, I'll be forced to the conclusion that Lindsay Lohan WANTS to see papped pictures of her foo-foo splashed across the media. And surely that can't be true. Today's Li-Lo flash came as the star left London's Kabaret club. The Sun has bashfully inserted a 'Cover Up, Love!' logo to mask her embarrassment. This, after the world and its outraged aunt saw Lindsay's unfirelike crotch earlier this month as she got out of a boat at the Venice Film Festival.
September 12, 2006 10:19 AM
And I really thought she was, too, after last week's stories. But no. Apparently Li-Lo fell out with boyfriend Harry Morton in a big way this weekend at a party in Berkshire. Why? The Mirror claims that Lindsay was flirting shamelessly with one of the DJs at the bash, stroking his back and taking his phone number.
For some puzzling reason, Harry got a bit narked at this. "He kept trying to drag her away," a witness tells the paper. "In the end, Lindsay got so fed up with him that she went out to the balcony, had a blazing row and gave him a mouthful... then she went back to flirting with Sam."
Does that mean the engagement's off then? If it was ever on? It's so hard to follow these things...
September 8, 2006 8:28 AM
It's time for another Li-Lo story, if only to push her papped foo-foo shots further down the front page... It's not good news though: Lindsay has had $1 million of jewellery nicked as she left Heathrow Airport, according to The Sun. The singer was carrying that much bling in her orange Hermes designer handbag, along with her asthma medication. Yet as she left Terminal 1, she realised the bag was missing.
"She is begging for the return of the items. She doesn’t care how she gets her stuff back, she just wants them back," a spokesperson tells the paper. Lucky thieves though, usually if you nick an LA A-lister's handbag you just end up with a yappy dog or monkey. Do monkeys yap? Whatever.
September 1, 2006 4:57 PM
One of Linday Lohan's casual lovers has apparently bought her a pricey Cartier engagement ring and whisked her off on holiday to propose, no less than a month after declaring she would never be monogamous.
Somehow we don't think this is an authentic baby registry for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - firstly, he's listed as K-Fed. Is anyone really that dumb? Oh, wait.
Lionel Richie gives his mark of approval to daughter Nicole and current bed-warmer, Brody Jenner.
Thoughts of retirement are far from Madonna's mind, as she starts planning her next album, reportedly meant to be more of the same disco music. Just leave the leotards alone this time, love.
If you care to remember her, Christina Milian is flogging all her clothes on eBay to make a quick buck, sources say she is indeed close to bankrupt.
The filming of Charlotte Church's first talk show episode was apparently a 'shambles' but will be edited well for the debut tonight.
As if we need more evidence on Paris Hilton's more than willing thighs, here it is.
Could Robbie Williams be shedding his playboy image, preferring to jump into bed with his Playstation instead of a woman?
If the sight of Daniel Craig in his swimming trunks didn't turn you on, perhaps his gay kiss will.
Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been branded the 'worst tenant in history', as his landlord evicts him.
Posted by Katherine on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 30, 2006 7:09 PM
Our fabulous new Catwalk Queen writer, Amber, has unearthed a fab new online shop that shows you how to shop like the stars - the good ones, that is, so pop back in your box, Pammy Anderson. LA Star Style has picked up where 'slebs like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria and Gwen Stefani get their rags from and are flogging them to mere mortals like us, for pretty good prices, it must be said. So you can head on over from today, to buy Paris Hilton's red Voom dress pictured, Gwen's T-Shirt, Britney's Sweetees dress and a whole bunch more. As our CQ writer, Amber, pointed out, 'what you're buying here isn't the star's actual cast-off clothes, by the way. That would just be icky - particularly in the case of Britney Spears. The website are keen to stress, though, that these aren't rip-offs in cheap fabrics: they're the actual clothes seen on the stars'. Good enough for me!
Could Lindsay Lohan possibly be going sober, and, err, just what the world needs, becoming a DJ?
Justin Timberlake may or may not have binned Cameron Diaz in time for the launch of his new album, Future Sex/Love Sounds. We bet he's not getting much of either at the moment...
Yesterday we reported K-Fed was appearing in CSI, today it's Entourage, as he plays - get this - 'a celebrity's freeloading spouse'. Huh, the scriptwriters didn't have to stretch far, did they?
Should we feel privileged over this? I can't tell - 2 former Blink 182'ers have reformed as a new band (+44), reportedly named after the UK dialling code. Greeeaaat...
Funny that Snakes on a Plane tops the box office only in Australia. Steve Irwin, we blame you.
Celebrity relationships just get more and more aesthetically disgusting, as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are reportedly a couple.
Sean Preston, (Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's bub), is pronounced a genius, as his first words uttered are 'dada'. Praise the Lord his first words weren't 'oi, you got a lighter?'
Score one for Blighty, as Charlotte Church knocks back Paris Hilton's offer of appearing on her new chat show.
Drats, Penny Lancaster is not content with having just one baby from the lovemachine of Rod Stewart, oh no, they're intending on having another. Curses!
So much for her vow of abstinence, Paris Hilton has moved in with 'Firecrotch' utterer, Brandon Davis.
Posted by Katherine on August 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 24, 2006 11:52 PM
Lindsay Lohan is flogging her LA apartment, in which she has never lived, in a bid to shake off her stalker. The apartment, which LiLo bought last year for $1.9million, is expected to fetch a 50% profit - nice work if you can get it. For their money, the lucky buyer will get Cher and Matthew Perry as neighbours.
After the purchase, LiLo moved into LA's famed Chateau Marmont hotel, a fact not lost on the deranged male fan who has been bombarding her with letters telling her they are meant to be together: "He said he was going to be at the Chateau Marmont before my birthday and prove to me that we're meant to be together, even if he has to take me away and teach me. They have a picture of him there. It's scary." I think the word "scary" is the appropriate one here. [Toni Kelly]
Unfortunately Kate Hudson hasn't heard the expression 'you can't have your cake and eat it too', as she contemplates going back to her scruffmeister of a husband, Chris Robinson. Poor Owen Wilson - I know a few girls who would willingly comfort him if need be, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Paris Hilton didn't learn her lesson when her own Sidekick was hacked, as she's recently been accused of hacking in to Lindsay Lohan's voicemail, no doubt hoping to hear messages from their greasy boyfriend-in-common, Stavros Niarchos.
Proving that she is indeed cheap, Britney Spears's autobiography from 2002 is selling for just 99 cents now, which is quite possibly 99 cents too much.
Nicole Richie is officially seeing someone, poor bloke.
Kate Moss's recent trip to Bali was not just an innocent Indonesian holiday, apparently it was meant to be a wedding ceremony for her and Pete Doherty. Shame he was in rehab at the time...
We predicted a book deal for Heather Mills McCartney, and it turns out we were right.
Mel Gibson does not a role model make. So stop taking tips from him, Tom Hanks, on racial put-downs already!
Put your clean undies on girls, as Bruce Springsteen's marriage is on the rocks.
As if Dr. Who isn't scary enough, they've recruited Meat Loaf to play a villain, as if he isn't scary enough.
It's practically an anti-drinking campaign in itself, as Kerry Katona was recently rushed to hospital in fear of her unborn child's health.
Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kerry Katona, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)
August 23, 2006 1:12 PM
Anyway, every week we'll be taking a celeb who's come in for serious flak, and outlining the reasons why she could be Evil Incarnate or The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread. Then you tell us what you think. Without further ado, Lindsay Lohan is the first subject. How could we choose anybody else, after all?
1. She doesn't turn up for work on time, which in her case means hundreds of other actors, crew members sitting about twiddling their thumbs. Mogul James Robinson publicly slammed her "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional" actions after heavy partying kept her away from the set of upcoming flick Georgia Rule.
2. She appears to have contracted that celebrity disease that makes your boobs inflate rapidly while the rest of your body withers away, defying the rules of biology and gravity. See also Posh Spice. Nobody's fooled!
3. Harry McFly? Tsk, woman. Was no-one available from the Arctic Monkeys?
4. Beatles fans got narky when Lindsay signed up to appear in a film about John Lennon's killer. It's not surprising given her musical form – her last album wasn't even released in the UK, reportedly because she couldn't be arsed to promote it.
5. She's *whisper it* not actually that good at acting. Or singing. Yet she's made millions from it already. Grr.
1. Lindsay wants to open a tattoo parlour for her celebrity mates. Note,
this would be even cooler if she was planning to handle the
needlework herself. Although not after a late night out. And she walks
the talk by having 'La Bella Vita' tattooed on her
bum lower back.
2. Any friend of Herbie's is a friend of Star Trip.
3. She was banned from Justin Timberlake's recent Vegas gig for the amazingly po-faced reason that his label didn't want "Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself". Like that's not what gigs are for.
4. Paris Hilton getting her producer lackeys to snigger about Li-Lo's 'firecrotch' smacks of playground bullying to me. Even if Lindsay did nick her boyfriend.
5. She got kicked out of LA's Trendy Chateau Marmont for loud partying. Rawk!
Well, that's up to you. Should Li-Lo be burned at the stake, or simply be given a big steak and some comforting advice? Post your comments below. Note, Star Trip cannot guarantee a well-done Crispy Lohan if you vote for the former option.
August 22, 2006 2:27 AM
It's Round Three of Google Wars, and this week it's two big hitters. Paris "the Heiress" Hilton vs Lindsay "the Talented One" Lohan. Now, it's passed me by rather, but apparently these two have a "bit of previous", and also "really hate each other". I'm sure it's due to get boring at some stage, but at the moment this feud is wonderfully immature, featuring the best in lowest common denominator catcalls from both sides. Both have recorded albums, both like to party hearty, and both have racked up a few films each - Mean Girls being LiLo's high point, while Paris' artistic zenith came in 2003's gritty A Night in Paris, a story about one woman, one man and... well, the plot kind of ends there.
Two girls, one feud, infinite egos, and one search engine - who's Google's favourite?
Paris clocks up a massive 110 million entries (and you can write your own gag here). Paparazzi upskirts, that home video, her alarmingly atrocious recording career. At least one site even boasts a "Filmography". Fairly short read, that one. LiLo hasn't even got half as many, with 48,900,000. Well, how does something like that happen? What's Paris done that Lindsay hasn't? Oh...
August 21, 2006 12:49 AM
The LiLo-Paris feud has now been going on for longer than a Brad Pitt marriage and, after a recent lull, has been bumped up in the last week. Not a week after Paris album producer Scott Storch made a few jibes of the "Firecrotch" variety, Lindsay struck back in an interview with Elle magazine, making reference to Paris' video antics.
Talking about prank calls she had received, LiLo said "They'd be screaming and saying stuff that was said in the 'firecrotch' video. Obviously Paris is very comfortable making videos!". I dunno, Linds. From the stills I've seen, some of what Paris got up to didn't look that comfortable. [Toni Kelly]
August 17, 2006 9:18 AM
Slap-downs don't come any harder (and more public) than in Hollywood. Fresh from being ticked off by her studio boss for excessive partying, Li-Lo's now been reportedly refused tickets for an exclusive Justin Timberlake gig in LA this weekend, with his people describing her as a "socialite ligger". Ouch!
"Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music," says a source. “The last thing his label want is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album."
Perhaps Lindsay should take a leaf out of Peaches Geldof's book and head to Ibiza – she might have more luck blagging her way backstage at a Kasabian gig. Maybe. [Stuart Dredge]
August 15, 2006 7:55 PM
Because it's only a few days since the last piece of Li-Lo-inflation gossip hit our desks. Today's Sun has a papped photo of Lindsay "going bra-less underneath a loose-fitting grey dress" (i.e. she was putting out the rubbish in the morning. Probably.) And the paper reckons the snap will do little to silence the gossip about whether the star has been pumping up her assets. Obviously, the accompanying slideshow is purely for readers with an educational interest in the ins and outs of 20-year-old actress' breasts. Right? [Stuart Dredge]
DVD legend Paris Hilton's feud with Lindsay Lohan is very much ongoing, says TMZ. The heiress who can't say no is currently employing lackeys to insult her rival - in this case Scott Storch, who produced Paris' debut album (there's one for the CV - Dr Dre will be gutted he missed out on that one). Storch showed rapier wit the like of which would make Oscar Wilde envious were he still alive, wheeling out the old "firecrotch" gag that delighted the clientele at the finest gentlemen's clubs not so long ago. The word, a reference to Lilo's ... well, pubic hair, drew delighted giggles from Paris. Or perhaps she'd just spotted a paper bag being blown about by a swirling wind. Rumours that Storch went on to say Lohan "smells of wee" and opine that his father was "bigger than her father" were made up just there by me, but might be true. [Toni Kelly]
Goldie-spawn Kate Hudson splits from homeless-lookalike husband, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretend to be good samaritans but it doesn't fool us.
Drew Barrymore is a-cluck-cluck-clucking her way into popping out some children soon with Strokes hunk-a-spunk, Fabrizio Moretti.
Firecrotch rears its ugly, dirty, fiery head in the form of Paris Hilton and her music producer, Scott Storch, after a Justin Timberlake concert. Yes, you read correctly, after a Justin Timberlake concert. The horror.
Brad Pitt takes kiddywinks to work with him, using the day-care centre facilities that 'anybody working on the lot, including secretaries and executives' can use. Double horror! Common people, argh!
Excuse me whilst I vomit, but James Blunt's debut album, 'Back To Badlam' has recently been made the second best-selling LP of the decade. Seriously, who buys his music? Deaf people?
Babyshambles were forced to cancel last night's gig in Ibiza due to Pete Doherty realising his passport had expired. If only it had expired outside the UK so he couldn't come back in!
Paris Hilton's debut album has launched exclusively on AOL Music from today, a week before anywhere else. Don't scramble too fast for your credit card, there.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are reportedly engaged, after she was spotted wearing a huge vintage diamond ring given to her by her on-off boyfriend. Jade Jagger is meant to throw them an engagement party in Ibiza this weekend - if Pete sorts out his passport dramas (see above).
Suri is seen in the wild by a 'commoner' (none of those schmancy Scientologist people this time), but it all sounds very fishy to us. Fishy as in Tom-Cruise's-flack-paid-someone-to-off type fishy.
Posted by Katherine on August 15, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Hot Gossip, James Blunt, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)
August 10, 2006 12:40 PM
Joe Simpson continues to creep out his daughters Jessica and Ashlee by talking yet again about their boobs.
Pete Doherty claims to be 'clean' and in the process of marrying Kate Moss. Dude still needs a bath and a haircut, however 'clean' he may be.
Kirsten Dunst dates a mystery British man, and he lumps her with the bill. Atta boy, that's how we do things here in Blighty!
David Hasslehoff admits to loving being groped by female fans, and also tried to seduce married Kate Beckinsale 'I whispered in her ear the other day at a premiere, ‘I’ll give you everything I have’. She just laughed. But when she met me initially, she seemed very excited.' Suuuure...
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler file for divorce, following in the footsteps of other failed MTV marriages, in the form of Jessica and Nick, and Dave and Carmen. It's about time someone put a curse on MTV marriages.
Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of her L.A. home, the Chateau Marmont as 'it is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights'.
Robin Williams falls off the wagon and enters rehab after being sober for 20 years. Reckon it had something to do with signing on to film Mrs. Doubtfire 2?
Several weeks after Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra split, he is now swapping saliva with porn-star Jenna Jameson. Such impeccable taste in women.
Sienna Miller and Jude Law break up for the last time reportedly. Do we even care anymore? Really, the only good thing about this slice of goss is the close-up of her inner-thigh bruise, tasty.
Anna Nicole Smith wants fellow white-trashee Britney Spears to be her New BFF, 'If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you...I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our babies about the same time,' as she wrote on her website. Like Britney needs any more bad [Katherine Hannaford]
Posted by Katherine on August 10, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Jude Law, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)
Rag Roundup: Lindsay Lohan's tattoo parlour, Nicole Kidman for Playboy, Diddy and James Blunt get pally, and more!
The McCartneys have unaccountably been pushed off the front pages by proper news this morning, but don't worry, there's still a bunch of celebrity gossip in the inside pages. Lindsay Lohan wants to open a tattoo parlour, Charlize Theron gets a rollicking from her bloke, Playboy want Nicole Kidman to pose nude, and back here in England, the WAGs are still fighting like steely-eyed-blonde-tinted ferrets in a bag to get on TV. No change there then.
I can kinda see why Lindsay Lohan would want to open a tattoo parlour. After all, she's got one herself, she has a bunch of privacy-craving celebrity mates, and perhaps most importantly, it'll give her something to fall back on when the movie career goes south. Sorry, if. I meant if. Really.
Also in Hollywood, the Mirror claims Charlize Theron was reduced to tears in a restaurant before going to see a Radiohead gig with boyfriend Stuart Townsend. No, not because someone told her they wouldn't be playing 'Creep'. The couple allegedly had a huge bust-up because Charlize arrived 45 minutes late for the pre-concert meal. Given the choice between missing pudding or missing the start of Radiohead, I know what I'd do.
The Sun reckons Hugh Hefner is going all-out to convince Nicole Kidman to pose for Playboy magazine. "The vision of her with a cigarette in one hand and her knickers in the other as a delicious French au pair haunts my fantasies," says the randy old goat. "I'd better add that she's a terrific actress."
Today's McCartney divorce story in the Mirror needs no words from me - the introduction speaks for itself. "The sister of Heather Mills' first husband Alfie Karmal last night branded her a scheming manipulator who lures men by twisting the truth about her personality." Is this a pro or anti Heather story? I just can't tell.
In other news, Diddy and James Blunt have formed an unlikely friendship, which appears to revolve around chasing posh English women and arguing over whose music is worse. Former Atomic Kitten singer Liz McClarnon says she's not ready to join the WAGs, despite dating Swansea City striker Lee Trundle. The implication being that she'll only be a proper WAG when she trades up to a Premiership star, or at least someone with a less silly haircut.
Meanwhile, it's getting devious in the race to star in upcoming reality show Footballers' Wives Boutique. Apparently Jermaine Defoe's girlfriend Charlotte Meares is "shelling out a fortune on hair extensions" in an effort to take centre stage. Tsk, hasn't she heard that Victoria Beckham has chopped hers off?
And finally, reality shows may be scraping the bottom of the celebrity bucket, but at least the celebs are honest about it. Channel Five's 'Trust Me, I'm a Holiday Rep' will star chef Nancy Lam ("I need the money") and ex Hearsay singer Noel Sullivan ("I want to prove that I'm a survivor"), as well as teary royal butler Paul Burrell, mentalist DJ Brandon Block, comic Rowland Rivron, "socialite" Emma Jones (i.e. she couldn't bag a footballer in time to get on the Boutique), and "wannabe model" Samantha Rowley. [Stuart Dredge]
August 9, 2006 2:01 PM
Sex-machine Bill Clinton turns 60 on August 17th, and will host several months worth of celebrations, culminating in a Rolling Stones gig in October.
David and Victoria Beckham are releasing a joint perfume next month, 'Intimately', featuring racy photos of the couple together.
Larry David's life veers dangerously towards resembling an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, when his BMW gets hit by an 'out-of-control shopping cart'. Wonder if Susie Greene was behind it all?
Speaking of sex gods, Barry Manilow is scheduled to have hip surgery, presumably due to an overtly-active pelvis.
Newly single Uma Thurman wants to set up an online dating service 'for all the lost and lonely socially-inept celebrities who don't know how to meet anybody'.
Conflict between Tori Spelling and her mother Candy continue, with Candy disinviting Tori to the Emmy awards.
£750 will buy you not only a rare painting by Pete Doherty made from blood, but also a meeting with the poet/artist/junkie.
Suri Cruise-Holmes's first picture will be shown in Vanity Fair this Autumn.
Paris Hilton has been turned into a Hello Kitty stuffed toy, only available in Japan as of yet. Plushophiles the World-over rejoice.
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July 31, 2006 7:00 AM
It's Monday morning, you're probably bleary-eyed after a heavy weekend, and your boss is glowering at you for turning up in a bit of a state (and for surfing celebrity blogs, obviously). Bad luck. But at least you're in glitzy company. Leaked documents reveal that Lindsay Lohan received the mother of all dressings down last week for her "heavy partying" from the Hollywood mogul behind her latest movie.
After missing a day's shooting on 'Georgia Rule' for what her publicists described as "heat exhaustion", Li-Lo was sent a corker of a memo from James G. Robinson, chief exec of the production company Morgan Creek Productions. And he didn't mince his words.
"To date, your actions on Georgia Rule have been discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional," he says in the letter. "You have acted like a spoiled child and in so doing have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture. Moreover, your actions have resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage. We will not tolerate these actions any further."
Ouch! You can see the letter for yourself here, as it's been leaked to website The Smoking Gun. This one may well end up in court. However, Lindsay's mum Dina has defended her, saying that the wording of Robinson's letter was "ridiculous".
"I feel when you are 19 it is way out of line," she said. "Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child. I don't know him. I can't judge him. I don't think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl." [Stuart Dredge]
July 25, 2006 11:55 AM
Li-Lo has a new tat on her hip, saying 'La Bella Vita' - the title of her single 'Beautiful Life' in Italian, apparently. Today's Sun has helpfully printed a close-up picture, which is clearly to highlight said tattoo, and is in no way a transparent attempt to publish a shot that shows Lindsay's bum and knickers. Not at all. The writer got there first with a Harry McFly joke too, damn them. [Stuart Dredge]
July 18, 2006 8:58 AM
Tsk, Harry McFly, don't you know it's always the least famous half of any short-term coupling who ends up kissing and telling? So while Lindsay Lohan is still maintaining she Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Drummer, Harry has apparently spilled the beans on their liaison in a suitably ungentlemanly fashion. Does Li-Lo have fake breasts? "I couldn't tell," says the gallant sticksman. "They felt real, so if they're fake, they're very good ones." And of course, 20-year-old boy-band drummers are an authority on such matters... [Stuart Dredge]
July 9, 2006 12:57 PM
Has Madonna run out of ideas? I only ask because Madge is reportedly in talks with Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan for what the tabloids are obliged to call a "three-way lesbian shocker" at this year's MTV Video Music Awards. You'll remember that three years ago at the same event she grabbed the headlines by snogging Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera on-stage, so her people have obviously decided it's time for more of the same.
Or is it? The Sun's story claims this time Madonna wants to go further, with "a bondage-inspired show". Which presumably means tying up Jess and Li-Lo, bundling them into sacks, and threatening to drop them off a bridge if they don't agree NEVER to tread on Madonna's 'actor/singer' turf again. Maybe. [Stuart Dredge]
June 22, 2006 3:30 PM
Doesn't this read like a sitcom: As you know, Paris and Lindsay are feuding at the mo', due to LiLo stealing Paris' ex-boyfriend, Stavros. When they last met, Lindsay played it nice with Paris, refusing to get caught up in the crazy heiress' mood-swings. Recently, however, they met at a club where Prince was performing an impromptu concert, a witness claims 'Lindsay followed Paris to the bathroom, [and] they had a huge fight.' After their cat-fight, Lindsay retracted her claws and returned to her table, to find none other than P-Diddy-Puffy-Daddy-Diddy-Daddy-Doo sitting there, so she jokingly asked him what he was doing. It seems he didn't realise she was joking, 'and he then yelled at her and told her to get out,' so several of his bodyguards lifted her out of the crowd, and told her to leave. Panic ensued, as a Lindsay cronie got into a domestic with Puffy. The twiglets all left, and went to another club, Bungalow 8, where, according to a source, 'Paris was at one table and Lindsay at another. There was kind of a standoff who was going to leave first.' Don't you just wish you were a fly on the wall? Stay tuned for Part 3, which will most certainly be occuring this weekend at a nightclub near you. [Katherine Hannaford]
June 15, 2006 10:00 PM
Now, we've all heard that Madonna dumped her BFF Britney Spears because
she's a mingin' moll she didn't embrace Kabbalah as much as Madge had hoped, so obviously she is in dire need of a young twiglet to love, nurture, and brainwash into the ways of Kabbalah. Enter the impressionable young mind of Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay admitted recently to be 'looking into Kabbalah', and Madonna has confirmed there's talks of a duet between the two of them. Any of this sound familiar? How about 'All my people on the floor, let me see you dance,' does that ring a bell? A source claims that Lindsay and her Madgness speak to each other several times a week, and have planned a 'spiritual journey' together to visit 'the holy land.' If Lindsay has anything to do with planning this 'spiritual journey', it'll probably involve a little baggy in the stalls of Bungalow 8. Holy land, indeed. [Katherine Hannaford]
It seems we were right on the mark when we reported that Lindsay Lohan had snagged Paris Hilton's ex-Greek-shipping-heir, Stavros Niarchos, and boy, is Paris steaming. Page Six have claimed that Paris recently stormed up to Lindsay at a club and screamed insults at her, like 'I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!' Lindsay, however, decided to dabble in the maturity pot and stood there throughout Paris' tirade, until she retorted 'That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you,' and promptly left the club. Paris managed to pick herself up, however, and did a striptease for a horde of sweaty basketballers and footballers. Class act every time. [Katherine Hannaford]
June 6, 2006 2:00 PM
Who said rock drummers were boring? McFly's Harry Judd apparently copped off with Lindsay Lohan when his band made a cameo appearance in her Just My Luck movie last year, and according to this story in the Mirror, his presumably-jealous bandmates have now written a song about it called 'Please, Please, Lindsay, Please'. Which is subtle.
The band say that Harry gets the joke, but what about Li-Lo? "I'm not sure she'd like it, to be honest," admits bandmate Danny. That's not out of embarrassment - it's just Lindsay's not a big fan of watered-down Beatles pop with bad sixth-form lyrics. Etc etc. [Stuart Dredge]
May 5, 2006 8:31 AM
Yoko Ono obviously took those words seriously, and has taken poor Lindsay Lohan under her rather wrinkly, albeit flab-free wing. When La Lohan signed up to play a Beatles fan in the film about Lennon's killer, Mark David Chapman, several die-hard Beatles fans objected to the LA ditz being involved in such a project, and, like any Beatles fan would do after all those years of popping acid, decided to send her death threats. Lohan said 'It's a very touchy subject and no one wanted me to do the movie because John Lennon is a legend...I actually sat down with Yoko Ono a couple of times to talk to her about it because I wanted to get the 'OK' from her... She was so sweet, she gave me the confidence I needed. The things that she's done are wonderful.' Well, anything's wonderful compared to shopping, bar-hopping, and bed-hopping, which are Lohan's favourite past-times. [Katherine Hannaford]