March 26, 2007 9:16 AM

Mel Gibson needs to learn to stay silent

When I make a big mistake, I usually take extra care afterwards to make sure it doesn't happen again. I run over a busload of nuns when out scoring meth? I change my route so I don't go past the nunnery. Take too much PCP and kill all my friends in a murderous rampage? I don't bother making new friends, thereby removing the temptation. If I were Mel Gibson? I'd take a vow of silence.

The not anti-Semitic at all, honest sugartits film star was all smiles and giggles at a recent speaking engagement at a California university. Asked by a professor how much research into Mayan culture and history he had conducted before filming Apocalypto, as the film's message was both racist and factually incorrect, Gibson replied: "Lady, f**k off."

Charming.

Posted by Aigua on March 26, 2007 in Mel Gibson | Permalink | Comments (16)

January 30, 2007 10:31 AM

Racist? Go to rehab!

Okay. I've had enough. I'm tired of celebrities opening their big, fat mouth, saying something racist or prejudiced, and then entering rehab. I'm also sick of celebrities saying they'd like to "meet with the leaders" of the social group they have insulted. Mel Gibson's done it.  And now, Isaiah Washington has done both. He said he'd like to meet with the leaders of the gay community, and is currently in rehab. Rehab? How about getting fired, and facing actual consequences?

Now Jade is even going to rehab for "depression and stress" after realizing that she's the most hated person in Britain. While Jade is financially feeling the repercussions of her actions, she still accepted an invitation to go to India. Why? Does she think she'll make it better by pulling a publicity stunt? Why can't people just shut up, apologize, and just quietly go to get help? This "I'm going to rehab" crap is just old. Everyone's going to rehab. Get a therapist and just shut up! Why not just apologize, and take care of business?

Posted by Cate on January 30, 2007 in Jade Goody, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

December 13, 2006 12:13 PM

Saturday Night Live Paris Hilton spoof

Tis the season...to be racist, apparently. We've all heard of Michael Richard's rant and use of the "N word", Mel Gibson's drunken racial slurs but now D'Andre Ford, a member of staff for the US television show Extra!, caught an act road rage induced racism on tape!

Posted by Cate on December 13, 2006 in Jude Law, Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 11, 2006 3:50 PM

Top Ten Stories - Ricky Gervais Is Rich, & Sharon Osbourne Is Drunk. Nothing New There!

Ricky Gervais becomes one of those rich bastards, as he has recently snapped up a £2.5 million home in North London. The only downside is he is now neighbours with Jonathan Ross.
Wee Baby Spice has grown up so fast, she's now set a wedding date of early next year with fiancee Jade Jones.
Perpetual skinny, Gwyneth Paltrow, has scrapped the macrobiotic diet she's been on for years, as she apparently isn't losing her minimal baby weight.
The folks behind X Factor are planning a reality show involving WAGs opening shops in Mayfair. According to the producer, 'there is no way that the girls are all going to remain friends'.
According to Pete Doherty's uncle (so reliable), Pete and Kate are going to get married on Kate's birthday, January 16th, as if we haven't already heard a million wedding rumours by now.
Hugh Hefner, the former sex-machine, no longer has the energy for sex, saying that he instead prefers a game of dominoes with the Playboy bunnies. Maybe he's gay?
Mel Gibson has apologised for his drunken, racist outburst of recent times, however seemingly forgets to apologise for The Passion of the Christ.
Like the sadist she is, Nicole Kidman has apparently phoned Katie Holmes and encouraged her to marry Tom Cruise, hopefully for entertainment's value only.
Russell Brand has found love with an art student. Figures, only an art student could love something like that.
Make sure you watch the Sharon Osbourne show tonight at 5pm, as apparently she's hopelessly drunk on tonight's episode - always a bonus, drunk elderly women.

Posted by Katherine on October 11, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Hugh Hefner, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 18, 2006 4:23 PM

Top Ten Stories

Yes, there really is a Mel Gibson video game, complete with tequila bottles and Star-of-David-throwing Rabbis.
Jon Heder, better known as Napoleon Dynamite, is expecting a baby.
Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist last Friday whilst partying. Hey, at least she didn't cover it up the way the Hoff did.
Katie Holmes is apparently having second thoughts about marrying Tom. If only she'd listened to Star Trip from the beginning...
Adam Ant claims his relationship with Heather Graham saved him from depression and suicide.
Elton John and George Michael are now BFF. Is it too soon to hope for a threesome?
Anna Nicole Smith is refusing to allow her baby's father from meeting her.
Jude Law is desperate to play a Romeo role before his good looks fade. Err...You're about 33 years too late for that, Judey-boy.
Scarlett Johansson speaks out over ultra-thin 'slebs, saying 'I don't need to be skinny to be sexy'.
Nicole Kidman will be riding husband Keith Urban's 'love bus' whilst he goes on tour for 6 months.

Posted by Katherine on September 18, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Hasselhoff, Elton John, George Michael, Hot Gossip, Jude Law, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Scarlett Johansson, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 7, 2006 8:27 PM

Top Ten Stories

Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence earlier this morning, the photo on the left shows her being led, handcuffed, into a police car.
Speaking of DUI and raving loonies, Mel Gibson has left rehab, and is fed up with people paying so much attention to him. Don't worry, Mel, having a stiff scotch will surely help matters eh! 
Britney Spears is rumoured to be giving birth today, by C-section, and will be naming her supposed daughter 'Jailynn', after her mother, Lynne, and sister, Jamie. Yup, Jail Federline. What a knob.
As if we care, but Heather Locklear and David Spade have ended their 5 month relationship, with reports saying David thinks she's an 'high-maintenance bitch'.
But not to worry, as it seems Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey may be back together - perhaps she's clucky after seeing those cute Suri Cruise photos?
P Diddy's girlfriend is pregnant with not one, but two little P Diddlers.
Marcia Cross, of Desperate Housewives fame, is up the duff with her husband, reportedly 2 months gone.
Brangelina are tying the knot viddy viddy soon! Or so Star claims...
Yessss! Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after 4 years - get ready to fight for him, girls.
And as one heart-throb becomes single, another disappears into marriage, with Emilio Estevez becoming engaged to his writer girlfriend.

Posted by Katherine on September 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 24, 2006 12:10 PM

Top Ten Stories

Unfortunately Kate Hudson hasn't heard the expression 'you can't have your cake and eat it too', as she contemplates going back to her scruffmeister of a husband, Chris Robinson. Poor Owen Wilson - I know a few girls who would willingly comfort him if need be, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Paris Hilton didn't learn her lesson when her own Sidekick was hacked, as she's recently been accused of hacking in to Lindsay Lohan's voicemail, no doubt hoping to hear messages from their greasy boyfriend-in-common, Stavros Niarchos.
Proving that she is indeed cheap, Britney Spears's autobiography from 2002 is selling for just 99 cents now, which is quite possibly 99 cents too much.
Nicole Richie is officially seeing someone, poor bloke.
Kate Moss's recent trip to Bali was not just an innocent Indonesian holiday, apparently it was meant to be a wedding ceremony for her and Pete Doherty. Shame he was in rehab at the time...
We predicted a book deal for Heather Mills McCartney, and it turns out we were right.
Mel Gibson does not a role model make. So stop taking tips from him, Tom Hanks, on racial put-downs already!
Put your clean undies on girls, as Bruce Springsteen's marriage is on the rocks.
As if Dr. Who isn't scary enough, they've recruited Meat Loaf to play a villain, as if he isn't scary enough.
It's practically an anti-drinking campaign in itself, as Kerry Katona was recently rushed to hospital in fear of her unborn child's health.

Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Kerry Katona, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 22, 2006 6:29 PM

YouTube Video of the Day - Mel Gibson apology from Jimmy Kimmel Live

Mel Gibson. Mental? Rascist? These words have hurt him... hurt him real bad. Well, here's an apology from the Antipodean actor. Sorta.

[Mof Gimmers]

Posted by mofgimmers on August 22, 2006 in Mel Gibson, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 11, 2006 3:05 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow Makes AIDS Blunder

This is a recent ad campaign for Keep A Child Alive, a charity which organises drugs for those suffering from AIDS, and as you can see, ol' Gwynnie Paltrow is doing her bit for the cause. We love it when 'slebs get behind brilliant causes like this, it's just a shame it could almost be taken as offensive! But what's real insulting (yet hilarious) at this moment is a recent parody of the ad, but with Mel Gibson making a cameo appearance...Click on the jump for the clincher. [Katherine Hannaford]

Courtesy of a photoshop-handy Defamer reader.

Posted by Katherine on August 11, 2006 in Gwyneth Paltrow, Mel Gibson | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 8, 2006 10:38 PM

Gibson Spawn Are "Holy Terrors"

According to the New York Post, Mel Gibson's children are doing just as much to sully the good name of Malibu as their racial-slur-firing, tequila-loving father.  According to some residents of the LA beach resort, Gibson and his wife, Robyn, let their kids roam wild and free, with occasionally hilarious results.

According to a rumour, which we have to stress is unsubstantiated but extremely amusing, two of Gibson's teenage sons demanded credit at a local surf store, only to be told that the family didn't have an account.  This brought a furious response from Mel's charming progeny, who are believed to have used the wonderful phrase "Don't you know who we are?"  In a similar situation, I have to admit I'd have found it hard to resist answering "Yes, that's why we're not giving you credit.  Now get out of it!" [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on August 8, 2006 in Mel Gibson | Permalink | Comments (0)

Top Ten Stories

Posh tires of her new elfin look only days after getting the chop. Photo of new 'do on left.
Paris Hilton claims to remain celibate for the next year, and that she's only ever had sex with two men. That works out to 50% of her sex partners have been caught on film, classy.
Jennifer Aniston is left heartbroken yet again after Vince Vaughn refuses to marry her.
Pamela Anderson weds Kid Rock for the second time in a week. It has not been confirmed whether the groom was suffering from short-term memory loss due to drug use and had to do the whole kit-caboodle all over again.
James Blunt uses cheesy pick-up line although he has a supermodel girlfriend. There's just no pleasing these blokes.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sleeping in separate rooms, keep your pants on, it's only because of baby Shiloh's crying. Apparently.
Jude Law chucks a strop as bouncers at an exclusive club don't recognise him and permit him entry.
Jerry Hall is desperate for a man, but he must be aged between 40-50, independantly wealthy, and American. Any takers? Get back in your box, David Hasslehoff.
Britney Spears is craving Cheetos, fried chicken, and soil during her pregnancy. So what else is new?
Neighbours of Mel Gibson join in on the Mel-bashing, claiming his seven children are 'terrors', and frighten the neighbourhood. They also reportedly use the line 'Don't you know who I am?' [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 8, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, James Blunt, Jennifer Aniston, Jude Law, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 7, 2006 2:49 PM

Mel Gibson Was Trying To Kill Himself That Night, Claims Friend

Is there anyone else who is really enjoying Mel Gibson's fall from Hollywood royalty? I know we sure are. Over at Deadline Hollywood Daily, Nikki Finke has written that a very reliable source has told her that Mel 'was really on the verge of suicide because he felt he was helpless to alcohol and didn't know what to do about it...This was a death wish...There's no doubt in my mind he was trying to kill himself that night'. The 'close' source also claims that he only has 'some recollection of parts of the evening', and doesn't actually remember making the anti-Semitic slurs. If only we could forget The Passion of The Christ! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 7, 2006 in Mel Gibson | Permalink | Comments (0)

eBay Blitz: Mel Gibson

He may be fighting to salvage his Hollywood career, but eBay still loves Mel Gibson - there are 1,331 items for sale at the time of writing. For example, this pop-art painting of Mel in full Mad Max regalia has a starting price of £59.99, while a Braveheart script signed by the actor starts at £22. But perhaps most appealing (yet also a bit sad) is this O'Doul's non-alcoholic beer bottle that Mel left behind in a bar "in better days". Nobody's yet bid $50 for it though. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on August 7, 2006 in Mel Gibson, eBay Blitz | Permalink | Comments (0)