June 26, 2008 3:14 PM

Matt Damon - hot or not?

Well, I simply can't decide. He was awesome in the Bourne films, goes without saying, but somehow the Ocean's Eleven/Twelve/Thirteen films were less sympathetic - especially that scene with the fake nose. Cute, rather than awesome in Stuck on You but working that hot mathlete thing in Good Will Hunting. Now pictures of him in a new film, The Informant, have emerged and he looks a bit weird again so we're back to square one. As usual, it falls to Startrip to ask the important cultural questions of our time... MATT DAMON: IS HE HOT OR NOT? You're welcome.

Posted by Maus on June 26, 2008 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 19, 2006 3:47 PM

Lily Allen's Latest Victim: Victoria Beckham

Despite being famous for all of thirty seconds, Lily Allen has claimed another victim in her quest to bitch about everyone she can think of. Miss. Allen told new magazine of her feelings about Victoria Beckham, who she thinks is too skinny. She said:

  "I don't hate Victoria Beckham, I just think she gives a bad image to young children. No one should be that skinny. I think it's really bad. I don't care how much she says that's her natural weight. That's just bulls**t. She gets photographed every day and she doesn't eat anything!  Kids live in a celebrity-obsessed society. She has a responsibility not to look like that."

Female First also say that Lily has slagged off the Pussycat Dolls for "promoting prostitution". Whatever next? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on July 19, 2006 in Lily Allen, On Heat, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 21, 2006 5:33 PM

Russell Brand Admits To Bulimia Past.

Big Brother's Big Mouth presenter Russell Brand has been telling the press all about his childhood battles with eating disorder bulimia, saying he suffered from the illness for three years. new magazine reports he said: "I was a fat little kid. I wanted to lose weight, and I would make myself sick on a daily basis. I remember my stepdad asking me to stop puking up in the sink because it was blocking the drain."

The super-skinny and super talented Russell continued: "I stopped by the time I was 17 as by then I was a drug addict so I had other self-destructive behaviour to be getting on with." Quite. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 21, 2006 in Gossip Rag Roundup, On Heat, Russell Brand, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Brangelina Will NOT Be Getting Married Any Time Soon.

Once upon a time, couples would get wed and then decide to have children. It seems that the more traditional route is being abandoned more and more by celebrities, and Brangelina are no different. Having recently welcomed their first child to the world, they've gone to the media and said that they have absolutely no plans to marry at the moment. Of course, it could be a 'clever' ruse to get the media to back off, but it might also be true. To me, the question becomes - why have a kid together but not get married? Why aren't they getting married? Is there trouble in paradise?

new magazine reports that Angelina said: "There is nothing in the air. The focus is the kids, and we are obviously extremely committed to the children as parents together, so that kind of says it for us. To have a ceremony on top of it is nothing."

What with reports that Brad is getting bored with the backpacking lifestyle Angelina so enjoys, somehow I don't see this ending well. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup, Marriage Watch, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 20, 2006 5:03 PM

Is Nicole Kidman Pregnant?

We've already told you about Nicole Kidman's plans to marry Keith Urban in the dark in her native Australia, but could the Oscar winning actress be headed for even bigger news? Closer magazine is featuring a story that Nicole might be pregnant, after she was spotted last week with a rounder-than-usual tum, which was all the more noticable on the usually emaciated-looking starlet.

Nicole has recently admitted: "I'd like a baby before it's too late." Nicole is 39.

However, it seems all may not be rosy in Nicole's garden, as some friends and family of Keith are threatening to boycott the nuptials as they feel he was pushed into a "marry me or else" ultimatum. A source told the magazine: "Keith should have stuck to his guns and waited until his gut told him it was time."

Mmmm, I've a feeling this one could run and run. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Baby Watch, Nicole Kidman, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kerry Katona Wars With Her Mum and Best Friend.

I swear, without Kerry Katona and Jade Goody, Closer magazine would fold because they wouldn't know what to write about. This week, it's the former that's in trouble. Ex-Atomic Kitten singer (and I use that word loosely) Kerry is said to be warring with her mother Sue after she urged Kerry to ditch cab driver fiance Mark Croft, telling her daughter that he is only interested in her fame and money. A friend said that Kerry responded by denying Sue access to her grandchildren and added: "Sue told Kerry she can't be around Mark and that he was just using her for her money and fame. Kerry was really hurt and told Sue she wanted nothing more to do with her."

In a further attempt to alienate all of her friends and family, Kerry also argued with best friend Lisa Rhodes who too voiced worries over how trustworthy Kerry's new man is. Look, Kerry love, don't you think it's about time you took the hint and ditched him? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Kerry Katona, Marriage Watch, On Heat, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (47)

Eva Longoria: Actress, Model... Novelist?

WHY on earth do celebrities do this? They're famous for one thing - be it acting, singing, modelling, whatever - and when they have some success, they suddenly think they can do everything and start on "new projects" that are always boring and a disaster.

Sadly, Desperate Housewives Eva Longoria is ready to fall into the same pit of failed ambitions. Like Madonna before her, Eva has decided to write a novel. Star magazine claims it will be a raunchy, sex-themed novel. Eva herself confirmed this ludicrous idea, saying: "They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf. The plot's top secret, but let's just say that I have an extremely wild imagination."

I bet the ladies over at Trashionista can barely contain their excitement at the prospect. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Eva Longoria, On Heat, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jennifer Aniston Is "Finally Ready" To Wed Vince Vaughn.

Vince Vaughn, get the hint - Jennifer Aniston has reportedly told friends she's ready to marry again. Friends of the couple say Jennifer is beginning to put pressure on Vince to get her act together and propose. She's said, according to Star magazine, to want a proposal within three months and also wants to get pregnant this summer!

"She wants Vince to take the next step and give her a ring," a friend revealed. "She is desperate to get her future sorted and find out of sure whether Vince is going to follow through and be her main man. She feels that Vince hasn't made the moves he should be making."

And this is all completely unrelated to the birth of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, I presume? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Jennifer Aniston, Marriage Watch, On Heat, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

Angelina Talks About Baby Shiloh For The First Time.

Angelina Jolie has broken her silence and spoken to the media about the joys of motherhood and giving birth. Angelina has admitted she found the experience of giving birth frightening and is reported by Star magazine to have said: "You're just suddenly terrified that they're not going to take their first breath. That was my whole focus. I wanted to hear her cry."

Considering what newborns are like, I've a feeling Angelina will be sick and tired of hearing crying in the months to come. The actress also confirmed that she donates a lot of her money to refugees, telling the magazine: "I have a stupid income for what I do." Couldn't agree more, you marriage wrecker. Ooh, get me. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

David & Victoria Beckham Renew Their Wedding Vows.

It seems a week cannot go buy in showbiz without a new story about the Beckham's marriage. This week, however, there's no PAs or suntan experts around and it's actually a positive story about their relationship. For those of you thinking this might just be good PR for David during the World Cup we think alike maybe they're just happy?

Star magazine reports David recently surprised Victoria with a ceremony to renew their wedding vows. Following continued reports of his infidelity, let's hope David takes them a bit more seriously this time! The ceremony took place at their Madrid home and a friend revealed: "David keeps saying how they are getting on better since they moved into their home in Madrid. They are truly operting like a solid family and renewed vows are a celebration of being able to spend the rest of their lives together."

I've promised myself not to be cynical today, so it's probably best I leave this entry here. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in David Beckham, Marriage Watch, On Heat, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

Coleen vs. Victoria For Battle As Number One WAG.

Coleen McLoughlin has seriously put fellow footballers' wife Victoria Beckham's nose out of joint. Victoria, 32, is reported by Star magazine to be seething over Coleen's new place amongst the football WAGS and her continuing success as a fashionista. Victoria is so annoyed by her younger rival she's been calling in favours from designers like Roberto Cavalli and Donatella Versace, determined not to be outshone by tabloid favourite and all round good time girl Coleen.

During a WAG night out, instead of joining Coleen et al at the main table, Victoria and Cheryl Tweedy separated themselves from the pack and dined alone, supposedly discussing life in a girl band. Coleen and pals ran up a bar bill of £700, whilst the skinny popstar minnies spent just £47 on diet Coke and sushi. Way to enjoy yourselves, girls. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Coleen McLoughlin, On Heat, Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 16, 2006 4:08 PM

Kate Lawler's Stalker "Hell"

Big Brother 3 winner Kate Lawler has been telling Closer magazine about her stalker problems. The skinny celeb started receiving letters right after she won the reality game show, but recently came face-to-face with her stalker at a night club.

"I saw this guy in a white leather cap, with grey curly hair, just staring at me and taking pictures," she said. He later asked her for a kiss, which she refused. Kate continued: "He went 'oh don't be like that, Katie bear!'. That's when I realised he was the stalker guy because that's what he calls me in his letters all the time. After my set, I asked a bouncer to escort me to my car as I was worried this man would jump out at me with a knife."

Sounds nasty. Still, maybe she should be glad that someone still knows and cares who she is. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 16, 2006 in Big Brother, On Heat, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (1)

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban's Marriage In The Dark.

Considering that the majority of A-list weddings tend to turn into a media free-for-all, it looks like Nicole Kidman has got her head screwed on when it comes to how she'll marry fiance Keith Urban. The Australian actress has decided to marry the country star at 6pm in her native Australia - when it will be dark, as it's currently winter down under. The night-time nuptials will prevent paparrazi in helicopters getting sneaky pictures. Star magazine consulted an aviation expert who said: "Darkness would make it difficult."

(Wow, wasn't that a priceless soundbite). The couple plan to officially release two photographs of the wedding and leave it at that. Somehow, I don't think TomKat's wedding will be quite so low-key. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 16, 2006 in Marriage Watch, Nicole Kidman, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (2)

Crikey - Is George Clooney Ready To Commit?!

It's the news that will break a thousand hearts - but it looks like once-eternal bachelor George Clooney is finally ready to settle down. Ish. No, we're not talking wedding bells and gift registration, but he has decided he's willing to make a bit of a committment to on-off girlfriend Krista Allen; they've decided to live together.

However, George might want to know that Krista is hoping the committment doesn't stop there, according to Star magazine. A source told the magazine: "She wants all or nothing. She is holding out for a ring this time - it's been going great, but she needs to know that he's committed all the way this time." Hmmm, I don't think that'll go down too well at Clooney HQ. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 16, 2006 in George Clooney, On Heat, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (2)

May 17, 2006 4:21 PM

Vince Vaughn - about to propose to Jennifer Aniston?

It's not just Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise that are battling each other to be first up the aisle - it sounds like Jennifer Aniston is throwing her hat into the ring and opening a similar battle against ex-husband Brad Pitt. Mr. Angelina Jolie is said to be getting married at any second (though the press has been saying that since December) and now Jen's beau (and all round better bloke and actor) Vince Vaughn has been talking candidly about life with her - and even dropped a wedding hint, says new magazine.

Appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Vince said: "Jennifer's great. She's just really smart and funny and easy to be with. Very considerate. She's great." He continued: "I think [having children] takes a lot of focus, a lot of attention. I think it would be nice at some point to have a different priority. I think that time will come but not any time in the near future for me. No, I've not talked about having kids with Jennifer. First we have to have the $8million wedding!"

Awww, good luck to them. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 17, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, On Heat, Relationship Watch, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

Chantelle - The Autobiography?

I've got a feeling even the bookworms over at Trashionista couldn't get excited about this release - Chantelle, she of Celeb BB fame, is releasing her autobiography. She's said to be on the verge of signing a £300,000 deal with publishing house Random House's Century division, says new magazine.

What the heck has she got to say? I was a Paris Hilton look-a-like then I went on Celeb BB and pretended to fancy that Preston to get loads of money from OK! magazine, then money for our 'wedding' and then divorce. Oooh, is that a butterfly?

I won't be buying it. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 17, 2006 in Big Brother, On Heat, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Trinny Woodall admits to Botox.

What Not To Wear personal style guru Trinny Woodall has committed a much-appreciated celebrity faux pas; she's admitted she has had Botox injections to keep her looking young. When most celebrities *coughVictoriaBeckhamcough* deny any kind of nipping and tucking, Trinny was overheard accepting a compliment on how good she looked and saying: "It's all down to an amazing plastic surgeon, darling." reports Closer magazine.

Good on you, Trinny. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 17, 2006 in On Heat, Trinny Woodall | Permalink | Comments (1)

Jesse & Nadine - he's announced it officially!

If you've been being good and reading Star Trip regularly, you'll know that Girls Aloud's Nadine Coyle has been getting it on with Desperate Housewives hunky gardener, Jesse Metcalfe. However, the story was just rumours until recently, when Jesse - following several pap pictures of he and Nadine together - admitted it. Closer magazine reports he said: "I'm a one-woman man. Me and Nadine are dating."

Let's hope he's better in the bedroom than he is at grammar. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 17, 2006 in Jesse Metcalfe, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jessie Wallace is coming off the drink and drugs - for the sake of her career.

I nearly put the word career in speech marks there, but I'm trying to be nicer. Ex-Eastender Jessie Wallace has finally decided the drink and the drugs aren't for her and she's giving it all up. Jessie, who left Albert Square six months ago and has since been dogged by rumours of her constant partying, binge drinking and cocaine snorting - is soon to star in a new BBC drama, A Class Apart and needs to convince the Beeb she's clean and on the wagon.

Jessie made a good start at the BAFTAs, where she remained alcohol free and appeared chatty and happy, say Closer magazine. Good luck to her, I suppose... but somehow, I can't seem to care. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 17, 2006 in Jessie Wallace, On Heat, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

TPT & Robbie?

I'm not too sure about this one, but apparently Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has been having her wicked way with Robbie Williams recently. The official line, according to Closer magazine is: "Tara was seeing Robbie for about two weeks while he was over in London last month. They saw each other as much as they could during the visit. For about 10 days they just stayed in bed watching DVDs and eating takeaways - it all sounded very intimate."

I can't help but be doubtful, though. The big expose is in a magazine Tara has a long-term column in (no other celeb magazines have reported the pair are anymore than friends). The pair have also known each other for 10 years, which opens up the question 'why now'? Apparently the relationship wasn't sustainable because Robbie lives in LA - but why would that be a problem for super-rich TPT? Hmmmm, there's definitely something fishy going on here. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 17, 2006 in Gossip Rag Roundup, On Heat, Robbie Williams, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 16, 2006 7:36 PM

Brangelina - Put us out of our misery, are you married or not?

They are, they aren't... blimey, please just let us know, Brangelina! One minute it's in the press that Angelina refers to Brad as "my husband" and that they've secretly gotten married, the next they're having blazing rows over every issue imaginable and are on the verge of splitting. The latest news, courtesy of Star magazine, is that the couple have already said the big "I will".

According to Namibian locals, they wed back on April 22nd. "There were cars coming and going, security and guests," a witness says. Representatives of the pair deny they have tied the knot, but Star sources claim the couple have had a commitment ceremony.

Just blinking let us know, guys, so we can start that divorce sweepstake! [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 16, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup, Marriage Watch, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Madonna Splashes Out For Baby Moses.

When my best friend gave birth, I send her a text message on the day and a set of earplugs a week later, and she seemed satisfied. So I'm hoping, considering she's pregnant again, she won't be reading this - as Madonna has been showing how to spoil a friends' newborn in a way I just can't afford. The Queen of Pop has been showering gifts from Los Angeles store Petit Tresor on the offspring of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin - baby Moses. Star magazine claims Madonna was spotted picking out a Moses - ha - basket and baby clothes.

Am I the only one who read recently they'd had a big fight? Or am I dreaming that? Whatever the situation, they seem to be getting on well enough now. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 16, 2006 in Baby Watch, Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna, Musical Stars, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Nicole Kidman Wedding Plans Revealed!

According to Star magazine, Nicole Kidman has been out and about wedding dress shopping for her impending nuptials with fiance Keith Urban. The magazine claims Nicole is "keen to wear a champagne or rose-coloured gown". The couple have also confirmed the marriage is to take place at Sydney's St. Mary's Cathedral. You can read about weddings at the cathedral by clicking here.

The magazine spy also says: "Nicole wants a huge wedding this time round. She and Tom got married in a private mansion, so she wants to do it big this time. Her adopted kids Isabella and Connor, will be at the ceremony."

Bizarre wedding chit chat, as the magazine also claims Nicole recently said of ex-husband Tom Cruise: "I loved him and I still do." Who'll make it up the aisle first? [Toni Kelly]

More wedding madness can be found over at Bridalwave.

Posted by Aigua on May 16, 2006 in Marriage Watch, Nicole Kidman, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

George Clooney - Single Again?

For years, I really didn't see the attraction to Mr. Clooney. Call me crazy (I don't fancy Brad Pitt either) but I just didn't understand what about him made so many women go weak at the knees. Then I saw Oceans 11 and disappointed myself by joining the Clooney Adoration Society (there is no such thing, but there should be). However, I wouldn't want to date him - holding on to him is proving to be near-on impossible!

Gorgeous George appeared at his 45th birthday party last week alone. On/off girlfriend Krista Allen was noticeably absent. Star magazine claims a spy told them: "We expected her to be there. She was in Vegas that weekend but never came. George looked happy - and single."

Is it just me or can everyone hear Lisa Snowdon screaming "yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss!!" right now? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 16, 2006 in George Clooney, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jennifer Lopez's Baby Blues.

Jennifer Lopez has said that seeing Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner with their daughter Violet "depresses her", according to Star magazine. She told an LA source: "Just raising that subject depresses me."

It's well-known that 36-year-old Lopez is desperate for a child and has even looked into adoption, but husband Marc Anthony doesn't appear to be so keen. I've already told you that their recent adoption trip to Puerto Rico didn't go as planned and now it looks like Jen can't quite accept the happiness of her ex, who has been with Jennifer Garner for less time than J.Lo has been with Marc. A source said: "It's as though Ben is on the fast track and J.Lo is stuck. It's natural it would hit her for six."

However, I've come to learn that what La Lopez wants she tends to get - so expect baby news any day now. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 16, 2006 in Baby Watch, Jennifer Lopez, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Further Brangelina vs. Jennifer Wars.

Is it just me, or is the whole Brangelina vs. Jennifer Aniston beginning to wear everybody down? Seriously, it's been ages guys, can't you just get over it? Apparently not. Brad is said to be less than happy, according to Star magazine, about his ex-wife's continuing friendship with his mother, Jane. Jane and Jen have stayed close and still speak at least once a week, but Brad feels this is insensitive considering how close the birth of baby Brangelina is.

A source told the magazine: "Jane is like a surrogate mother to Jen. Jen still feels betrayed that Brad didn't tell hyer sooner about his relationship with Ange and the pregnancy. Jane has no intention of cutting ties with Jen. It's driving Brad nuts. He hates it."

Tough cookies, then. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 16, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 13, 2006 5:53 AM

Kerry Katona Plans On Flogging Wedding Dress On eBay

Kerry Katona has revealed to OK! magazine that she is considering selling her wedding dress on eBay, from when she married Westlife star Brian McFadden. She confessed 'I probably would sell my old wedding dress on eBay. Well, I don't exactly need it any more, do I?' And she most certainly needs the money, from what we found out just the other day about her spending habits. She also claimed she has given away her wedding and engagement rings, 'I gave them to my mum and she wears them on her little finger. When Molly and Lily are old enough I'll hand them over to them.' In about 10 years time we'll no doubt see those rings on eBay too, the apple never falls far from the tree. Even in Warrington. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 13, 2006 in Kerry Katona, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 10, 2006 8:15 PM

Ronan Keating: "Louis Walsh tried to ruin me!"

It was one of the most spectacular celeb fallings out of all time, when bosom buddies Ronan Keating and Louis Walsh parted ways. It's fair to say it wasn't the most amicable of splits and the resulting war of words has been entertaining to say the least. Louis told the press: "He wasn't the most talented one - he's not a great singer and he's got no personality." However, that was awhile ago, but it appears Ronan isn't over it yet!

He told Closer magazine: "That man absolutely tried to ruin me and if he thinks we can ever hug and make up - he can forget it. I haven't heard from him in three years and I wouldn't have a problem if I never saw him again. He's not a nice character."

This one could run and run... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Musical Stars, On Heat, Westlife | Permalink | Comments (3)

"Big Brother Ruined Our Lives"

Apparently 25,000 people applied for this year's Big Brother - but have they all throught it through? This week's Closer magazine has interviewed four former housemates who all claim Big Brother has ruined their lives. Read on for a brief overview of what they had to say...

Lesley - Big Brother Six
"I feel so let down by Big Brother. No one ever tells you what's going to happen as you leave the house. No one tells you your life will be ruined [quelle surprise - Star Trip]. "At first, I thought the hardest thing about leaving the show was facing my family... but it just got worse... I was kicked in the head during one evening out and a girl bottled me another night... I started spending 15 hours a day in bed doing nothing... I was so depressed with all the negative attention... then I was raped in a hotel room following a night out in September... there wasn't enough evidence to take it to court... I had a really good life before Big Brother... now it's all gone down the drain."

Sam - Big Brother Six
"It's been so tough and it just never ends. When I'm out, people shout "slag" at me in the street. When I was on holiday with a friend and we came back from a club one night to find that someone had scrawled 'cellulite city' on our villa windows... because I wore a bikini in the house, men have certain expectations - they think I'm a slapper. I find it difficult to meet men now... Before I went in to the house, I was a marketing student and had certain ambitions. Now no one will take me seriously. I had a breakdown."

Makosi - Big Brother Six
"Since leaving the house I've felt depressed. I don't know whether a doctor would diagnose me as that, but I definitely feel it. In fact, I think about killing myself every day... It all stems from the treatment I got when I came out of the house... the crowd thought I had been manipulative, whereas Anthony came out a hero - which I felt was totally unfair. He didn't even own up to us having sex... I just didn't expect it all to turn out so negatively."

Lisa - Big Brother Four
"Before I went in to the house, one of the producers said to me: "You're going on Big Brother - you've got balls!". I replied: "more balls than you, mate". Little did I realise how this comment would come back to haunt me. From this flippant aside, the press somehow got hold of a story that I was actually a transexual... I was rushed to hospital a week before the Big Brother final. I was so stressed, I was throwing up blood. I didn't want any plastic surgery before I went in the house, but now I've spent £13,000 on a boob job, a nose job and botox. I'd advise anyone against doing Big Brother if they have a good job, a lovely boyfriend and a nice family - they could lose everything."

Oof, all sounds a bit ominous, doesn't it? However, it is worth noting that the four women spoken to were not particularly endearing in the house. Maybe being nice is the key to surviving BB.

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Big Brother, On Heat, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (5)

Tom Cruise - One demanding fiance!

To many, Tom Cruise is a heartthrob of the highest order and a good actor. To me, he's a waste of Scientology-blurred space who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. Still, it takes all sorts. However, my dislike for the vertically-challenged one has increased since I read an article in Closer detailing his demands on fiancee Katie Holmes before their wedding.

Tom has recruited Buff Brides to help Katie shed the three stone she gained during pregnancy before their big day. He's also sorted out a pre-nuptial agreement which grants Katie at least $22million should they split (okay, that bit is quite nice). Tom has also insisted that, instead of a traditional Catholic christening, baby Suri will only have a Scientology 'naming ceremony', which has annoyed Katie's devout Catholic family. He's also been quoted as saying: "I love her and I can't wait to get married. I won't let this woman get away."

Which sounds nice and all, but when you look in to it a bit deeper, is slightly controlling and strange. Or maybe I'm just too cynical... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, On Heat, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kate Moss: If it ain't a runway, she won't be walking it.

Just a lighthearted story to brighten up your day - further proof that celebrities really couldn't get any lazier. Kate Moss was recently partying with pals at The Clifton pub, including Davinia Taylor. When Davinia left, she walked the 150 metres back to her house. However, Closer magazine reports, Kate decided that was just too far and waited in the rain for her blacked out Mercedes to arrive.

Christ alone knows how she stays so thin! [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Kate Moss, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (1)

Cheryl Tweedy & Ashley Cole: Wedding Crisis.

Those folks over at Who Ate All The Bratwurst? might think the impending football World Cup is important or something, but I firmly disagree. The tournament is putting the wedding of Ashley and Cheryl in danger as the couple struggle to plan both a huge bash whilst Ashley tries to stay fit and injury free! It's just not on. Football before a huge celeb wedding? Who do I complain to?

Cheryl is said to be finding it difficult to plan the end-of-July nuptials with everything so up in the air with the World Cup. Ashley has only recently returned to the game following a long-term injury, so the pressure is on for him to be fit. A friend of Cheryl told Closer magazine: "She's looking forward to the World Cup and will be in Germany to support Ashley. She's desperate to make this wedding happen but doesn't want to end up rushing the plans. She wants Ashley to concentrate on the football and not worry about the wedding. She would prefer to cancel the bash if it means they can do it properly at the end of the summer."

Now that's going above and beyond fiancee-ing! [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Girls Aloud, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, On Heat, Sport Stars | Permalink | Comments (12)

Kerry Katona is skint - but still spends thousands on her friends.

Remember how I told you that Kerry Katona only spent £13 on the dress she wore to her engagement party? Well, it turns out that that little fashion faux pas wasn't some bold statement, but more a reflection of the ex-singer's finances. It's been revealed in Closer magazine that Kerry is spending more than she's earning, and a lot of that money is going on friends.

The Mum-of-two recently spent £1,700 picking up the tab for a friend's children's christening - more than she spent on her own engagement party. Despite this, Kerry and Angela - the friend - fell out several days before the bash and it was only at the last minute that Kerry decided to attend an event she bank-rolled. Generosity should always be applauded, but methinks she's taking it a bit too far. [Toni Kelly]

Read on for a rundown of what La Katona has been splurging on...

Kerry has spent in recent times:

£1,700 for the aforementioned christening of friend Angela's children.
£1,300 on her own engagement party, including £500 on the buffet.
£3,000 for a boob job last year.
£90,000 on her top-end Range Rover
£700,000 on her detached house in Warrington.

Way to burn the plastic, girl!

Kerry was quoted saying: "I may own a few pairs of Gina shoes, but I'm skint." She has also apparently helped her friend Lisa buy her first house and has even promised her a boob job. Crikey.

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Kerry Katona, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (4)

The Gallagher Brothers: Still At War!

In perhaps not the most intelligent thing he's ever said, six years ago Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher claimed that his brother Noel was not the biological father of Meg Matthew's daughter, Anais. Of course, it was utter nonsense, but it seems that even after six years, Liam has refused to apologise for the senseless comment - and Noel isn't happy about it!

"I was ready to kill him," Noel revealed in Star magazine. "Instead I f***ed off to Ibiza leaving them [Oasis] to finish the tour without me. Has he apologised? Has he f**k. He should be ashamed, but of course he isn't. The man is 33 years old but acts like he's 18."

Now, children... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Musical Stars, Oasis, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Chantelle & Preston: Wedding Venue Revealed.

First today we told you about Kylie's wedding venue, and now we're doing the great service of updating you on the Prestelle wedding. The celebrity Big Brother contestants are planning, according to Star magazine, a £3,000 golf club wedding at the Stock and Brook Country Club in Essex. You can have a good nosy around the club website here.

The couple have reported hired places for 250 guests. A source close to the couple told Star magazine: "Chantelle wanted class and was thrilled when the booking became available. She is getting used to the finer things in live and this place delivers." Very fancy. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Big Brother, Marriage Watch, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (1)

Liza Tarbuck Quits 'Celebrity Love Island' - before it's even begun!

ITV's lead show in the challenge for ratings up against Channel 4's Big Brother has hit another problem. Celebrity Love Island is once again without a female host to join wise-cracking Irishman Patrick Kielty on the Fijian paradise island. Kelly Brook, who fronted the first series, has refused to return. So far, ITV have approached Denise Van Outen - but talks reached a stalemate, reports Star magazine - and then last week, comedienne Liza Tarbuck was confirmed as the new host.

However, not seven days later, Liza has pulled out. She claims she has been offered a "more interesting" project. The race is now on to get a female host confirmed before the show begins in the summer. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in On Heat, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

The Apprentice Stars Syed and Michelle are all loved up!

First they were on, then they were off, but now it's been confirmed that 'The Apprentice' stars Syed Ahmed and finalist Michelle Dewberry are definitely a couple. Awwww.

The pair had a secret fling in the house, which ended when Syed saw Michelle bad-mouthing him on episode two of the show, says Star magazine. However, Syed has now stopped being such an idiotic wuss so sensitive and they have rekindled their romance. Syed joins Michelle's team in tonight's Apprentice final in a bid to help his girlfriend win the show. Watch tonight and see if sparks are flying. [Toni Kelly]

For more 'The Apprentice' news, try TV Scoop.

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in On Heat, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Geri Halliwell's Baby Shower.

George Michael - perhaps egging for that Godfather spot - has recently thrown best mate Geri Halliwell a baby shower, a la Americans. The event took place last Sunday and was attended by all and sundry, including Geri's ex-bandmates Emma Bunton and Mel C. Victoria Beckham was busy with business in Madrid, but sent a gift.

A notable exclusion was that of Sacha Gervasi, the father of Geri's unborn child. His relationship with Geri is said, according to new magazine, to be chilly at best and he recently went to press with his fears that Geri would "cut him out" of the baby's life. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Geri Halliwell, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Angelina Jolie's Mom-To-Be Faux Pas.

All expectant mothers tend to have cravings and Angelina Jolie is no different. According to new magazine, the actress has been craving nutty sweets Reese's Pieces. Unfortunately, the chocolate and peanut butter combo are only available in the US and definitely not available in Namibia, where Angelina, her children and fiance Brad Pitt are currently living.

However, beings as she's got more money than she knows what to do with, Angelina immediately ordered a box of the chocolates direct from the Pennsylvania factory. However, as the magazine points out, Moms-to-be are supposed to avoid anything containing nuts as it can lead to nut allegies in the child. All that money, but apparently no sense. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Wedding Bells for Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez.

New magazine reports that Kylie Minogue is due to marry handsome French boyfriend Olivier Martinez on their very own paradise island this year. The news was leaked by Martinez's mother, Rosemarie, and tells of how the couple have already bought a property on French Island, south of Melbourne, and have now added acres of land around the area to protect their nuptials from prying eyes.

A neighbour of the soon-to-be-wed couple said: "It is an absolutely stunning spot. There are few places in the world that are more private and peaceful."

Best of luck to them! [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Kylie Minogue, Marriage Watch, On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Sir Paul & Heather McCartney Deny Marriage Crisis.

We told you on Sunday that Sir Paul and Heather McCartney are reported to be going through marriage difficulties. The story appeared in the News of The World and claimed that they were spending a lot of time apart after a series of arguments.

Au contraire, say the McCartneys. Heather has publicly stated: "Paul and I are still very much together", reports new magazine. The reason for the separation - the couple were living 50 miles apart - is supposedly to protect Heather from paps, as she has recently undergone an operation on her amputated leg. "Some people have been trying to get pictures of me in a wheelchair," Heather said. "It's sick." Somehow, I don't think we've heard the last of this one. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in Heather Mills, Marriage Watch, On Heat, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 7, 2006 3:12 PM

Paul McCartney & Heather Mills marriage in trouble.

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills' marriage is said to be on the rocks after a string of huge arguments. The story broke in today's News of the World. The couple, who have been married for four years, are living apart and not even meeting when daughter Beatrice is taken from one house to the other.

There are no divorce rumours, but the vultures are bound to start circuling if the couple don't sort it out soon-ish. NOTW deemed the story big enough to splash with it on their front page. Sadly for Paul, if the couple do divorce, he's set to lose millions; he and Heather never signed a pre-nuptial agreement. Ooops. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 7, 2006 in Heather Mills, Marriage Watch, On Heat, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills | Permalink | Comments (1)

April 30, 2006 11:56 AM

Gossip Headlines 'Down Under'

Gday! One 'fair dinkum' perk about travelling back to the mothership is scouring the gossip mags for their version of current events, and boy, do the double-pluggered, drizaboned Aussies have it wrong. Or right, but we sincerely doubt that, considering...Well...Have you ever been there?! Click under the jump for the 'true blue' highlights of a recent Woman's Day magazine (like Heat, but with a can of Fosters in the hand), including their gossip involving TomKat, Brangelina, the not-so Newlyweds, Vaughniston, and the tupperware-party freak show that is Joan Rivers. So chuck a snagga on the barbie, crack open a tinny, and enjoy the ride on the back of my rusty ol' ute. [Katherine Hannaford]

Whilst news on the birth of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' poor little Suri in the Northern hemisphere has been rather positive, with reports claiming both Tom and Katie are loving being a doting daddy and mummy, Woman's Day has other stories. A source close to Katie claims she is 'freaked out' about 'living her life in a fishbowl', and 'it's all getting too much for her to handle.' Reportedly she is on the verge of a major breakdown, and 'fears her baby blues will escalate into full-blown postnatal depression.' Aha, now the coin drops and you remember Tom is vehemently against psychiatry and antidepressants, which will undoubtedly cause problems within their contract relationship, any idiot knows zoloft walks all over St. John's Wort.

Whilst Brad Pitt and knocked-up Angelina Jolie are apparently enjoying themselves in Namibia, awaiting the birth of The Chosen One, locals claim all is not well within their camp. 'Brad's still coming to terms with the fact they're in a Third World country, where diseases are rife and HIV is a serious problem,' and apparently wants out. 'He's so in love with Ange he's willing to do anything...It's obvious this whole African escape and birth is her idea - but he knows the game's up if he puts his foot down.' Sources claim Angelina is lurching between periods of uncontrollable crying and manic happiness, 'everyone, especially Brad, is walking around on eggshells.'

In Woman's Day, crooner Nick Lachey talks about the pain of his divorce with Jessica Simpson, and reveals 'I'd marry her again!' Although Nick has been linked to many other women since they split late last year, he claims not to care she cheated on him, 'even if she cheated five times over, I still love her...It breaks my heart that I couldn't make Jess happy. I wanted to be everything to my wife.'  He claims she dropped the bombshell on him as they drove back from the American Music Awards last November, saying 'I think I want a divorce.' Nick stands to gain many millions from the divorce, as they didn't sign a pre-nup prior to the wedding, so surely he can't be that heartbroken, can he? Sob.

It seems celeb mags are announcing pregnancies every week, often unsubstantiated, but eventually the rumours are bound to become true...Several months later, that is. The latest twiglet to be touched with the magic pregnancy-stick is Jennifer Aniston, half of pap-shy Vaughniston. Insiders claim she is sporting a definite baby bump, and is more than ready to become a mum. 'She loves Vince, he loves her. They're both sure they'll make wonderful parents, Jen's very, very excited,' said a source, adding that they're planning to elope very shortly. 'Jen wants the opposite of what she and Brad did. As far as she's concerned, Brad and Angelina can have the spotlight.' Well, the Brangelina spotlight is certainly more good-looking than the Vaughniston offering, what with Jennifer's lantern-jaw and Vince Vaughn's general grizzly-beariness.

Many celebrities have had brushes with Joan Rivers' acerbic toungue, and in an interview with Woman's Day she certainly hasn't held back.

-When asked who is hot in Hollywood at the moment, she replies 'There's Lindsay Lohan, whoever the hell she is, that little skinny thing. They're all so anorexic now. You just can't see them.'
-She comments on Brad and Angelina by saying 'everyone mistakes lust for love. Angelina has had so many men on top of her, her tattoos have worn off!'
- She doesn't trust Tom and Katie, as they 'talk about their love so openly.'
-She used to call Jennifer Aniston 'Miss boo-hoo', and says 'it's tough to be so publicly humiliated...Just move on!'
- She doesn't like Russel Crowe, calling him 'appalling.'
-When asked about reality TV stars, she replies 'tell me what Paris Hilton has done. I'm not knocking her - everybody else is! But Jordan, who I like very much, is just a celebrity for being a celebrity.'

Finishing up with her interview, she claims that 'looking good' is her life motto. 'Life is shallow. Never mind an education - take that money and get yourself a nose job. Men are stupid and like pretty things, and women should understand that.' Scandalous! We love her!

Posted by Katherine on April 30, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (13)

April 29, 2006 2:55 PM

Fearne Purrs.

Here's one of the more bizarre celebrity stories of the week. Fearne Cotton is one of many celebrities to contribute to the 'Book of Purrems' (book of poems in a more cutesy I-love-my-cat way). Celebrities have been asked to compose their own poems (okay, purrems) about cat ownership and life with the fluffy ones. Others to contribute to the charity book are Colin and Justin, author, Jilly Cooper, Channel 4 Racing presenter, John McCririck, GMTV's John Stapleton and This Morning vet, Scott Miller.

However, Fearne's poem is... well... not that great. It's all for a great cause - money goes to the animal charity PDSA - but even that doesn't excuse the Cotton's murder of poetry. Click on for the full poem!

When I wake in the morning you’re curled around my head

When I walk down to breakfast your under my feet

When I sit down for coffee your perched on my seat

When I'm typing on my laptop you walk on the keys

When I go to get up you jump on my knees

When I clean my teeth you sit on top of the loo

When I put on my socks you sit on my shoe

When I paint my face you nudge my lipstick

When I put on my watch you follow the hands tick

When I go to work you watch me leave

What you do when I'm out I'd love to know!!!

Posted by Aigua on April 29, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Oh The Romance!

Matthew McConaughey is such a charmer. Whilst most Hollywood A-Listers holiday in the Caribbean or Dubai in five-star hotels, Matthew has recently treated girlfriend Penelope Cruz to a holiday... in a camper van. The American star has taken Penelope off on a trip into the wilderness, heat magazine reports.

"Penelope likes the van," delusional Matthew apparently told the magazine. "It's not high-tech but it has got running water and everything you need, like a stove to cook on."

Now come of it, Matt. There's being frugal and then there's just being cheap. Take her somewhere exotic and hot next time! [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 29, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Waxing Lyrical.

Voted for Shayne in the X Factor? Bought the singles and the album? Then you'll be wanting an exclusive opportunity to get photographed with him, won't you?! Well, sort of. Mr. Ward has become the first ever reality TV show contestant to be turned into a waxwork at the world famous Madame Tussauds in London, reports heat magazine.

The waxwork will be unveiled on May 1st and the 'Shayne' treatment includes exclusive video footage of him giving tips to all and sundry about how to achieve ultimate pop stardom. Considering the USA Madame Tussauds has recently unveiled a Paris Hilton and a Lindsay Lohan, you've got to wonder if they're simply out of inspiration. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 29, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Is Chantelle Pregnant?

No, of course she isn't, but various magazines and newspapers seem to think she is. Now, come on, really. The whole relationship with Preston is probably just a publicity and money-making stunt (just my opinion). And even if it isn't, they've been together for three months - not really the ideal time to start thinking about your first born.

However, heat magazine felt the need to contact the blonde Paris Hilton lookalike for her official response to the pregnancy question. And what did she have to say? Simply: "I am definitely NOT pregnant."

Quelle surprise. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 29, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 28, 2006 3:13 PM

Jordan vs. Chantelle.

Call me crazy, but I get the feeling that Jordan - a.k.a. Katie Price - is quite insecure about her celebrity status. How else would you explain the tongue lashings she regularly doles out to other celebrities who might have something in common with her? Having previously had digs at Victoria Beckham, Jodie Marsh, Javine Hylton and Abi Titmuss, acid-claws Price has turned her attention to Celeb BB winner Chantelle.

"I just want to say," Jordan apparently told Reveal magazine, "that there's no other couple like Pete and me." (Excellent grammar there, love). "If anyone else is trying to be like us, they should stop now." Jordan also whinged that all Chantelle does is get photographed shopping. "It's boring. I liked her in the CBB house, but get a job now - let's see if you can do something. Bring it on."

All Chantelle has said on the matter is the passing comment about her forthcoming wedding: "I'm not sure if I'm going to go for the full-on meringue like Jordan. It might be a bit more tasteful."

Now, children... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 28, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Crucify Her!

Here's some post-Easter news that'll be more than a touch controversial. Madonna has decided that, on her upcoming tour, she will perform one song descending onto the stage in a Christ-like pose. The huge cross will, according to Reveal magazine, be decorated with diamonds and Swarovski crystals that could cost as much as $5.7 million.

Yes, because appearing in a Christ-life cruxification pose worked so well for Michael Jackson... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 28, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Further Goody Revelations.

I sometimes wonder what would happen to Closer magazine if Kerry Katona and Jade Goody both decided to move to New Zealand and quit their 'celebrity' life (one can dream). For months now, Katona and Goody have been the staple of the magazine, boring enlightening us all with more and more personal revelations.

So far, Jade has confessed to the magazine she had her first spliff age five, is bulimic and had a violent upbringing. In the latest issue, she 'reveals' her addiction to slimming pills. That's all very sad and all, but do we really need to know every sordid detail on a C-List celeb? No, is the answer you're looking for. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 28, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 27, 2006 1:02 PM

La Lopez Marriage Is 'Strained'.

According to the lyrics to the Godawful 'Jenny From The Block', Jennifer Lopez says 'staying real' is "like breathing" to her. Well, staying married certainly doesn't come as easily, apparently. A recent trip to Puerto Rico with husband Marc Anthony - where they planned to adopt a child - has reportedly ended in "disaster" according to Star magazine.

La Lopez is said to have told husband number three: "You've no interest in this, you're sullen and you don't care about my needs." Oops, I smell a divorce a coming... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 27, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Preston's Sister Refuses To Be Bridesmaid.

Everyone one on the planet (I mean those that don't think it's just a cheap publicity stunt) is delighted at the prospect of Celeb BB couple Preston and Chantelle's impending nuptials - but not so Preston's sister, Louie.

Louie, Star magazine say, has remained close to Preston's dumped French girlfriend Camille Aznar and would feel that being a bridesmaid - as Chantelle and Preston planned - would be too much. Louie is worried that even attending the wedding at all will be a betrayal of her friendship with Camille. Still, that means there's room for a celebrity bridesmaid to push up the money from OK or Hello! magazine, so I doubt they're fretting (oh I'm such a cynic). [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 27, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Nick Opens Up About Jessica Split.

It was one of the quietest separations in celeb land, but slowly but surely details about Nick and Jessica's split are seeping into the public domain. Nick Lachey recently gave an interview, reports Star magazine, saying: "I'd marry her all over again".

Nick seems to be saying it was Jessica's decision and hers alone to split, also saying he'd wanted to try marriage counselling but his wife had refused to attend. Nick also says he felt "sucker punched" when Jess said she wanted a divorce.

I don't think you'll be getting her back anytime soon, darling. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 27, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Brad & Ange Arguing. Again.

Further rows from the Brangelina camp, this time about who should be Godfather to their unborn child. Brad wants best friend George Clooney to do the honours, whilst Angelina thinks U2 frontman Bono is the man for the job, after meeting him doing human rights and charity work.

Brad is also said to be becoming fed up of Angelina's "globe trotting" lifestyle and is particularly unhappy in Namibia, say Star magazine.

It appears they differ on pretty much every important decision in their lives, doesn't it? I give them a year, tops. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 27, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 23, 2006 11:58 AM

Victoria Told: "You're A Control Freak, Too"

Her husband David has recently admitted to suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder but Victoria Beckham has this week been accused of being a control freak as well. According to Closer magazine:

"Victoria veers from joking and winding David up, to getting angry with him about his obsessions. She tells him he needs to learn to chill. But David says she's just as much of a control freak, wanting to monitor every morsel she puts in her mouth and control each ounce of her weight."

Sound just like a happily married couple, don't they? Ahem. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 23, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jessie Told: "Clean Up Your Act"

Ex-Eastenders star Jessie Wallace recently claimed she'd given up her drinking and drug binges since giving birth to daughter Tallulah in 2004, but a 'lifelong friend' has told Closer magazine that she was still indulging only two and a half months ago.

"Jessie claims she stopped after she had Tallulah, but if anything her problem with drugs and alcohol got worse rather than better after she had the baby." Friend Bruce Ettridge continues on to claim Jessie has snorted cocaine whilst her daughter sleeps upstairs.

Some friend, eh? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 23, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 22, 2006 4:56 PM

Jessica's Latest 'Dumb Blonde' Moment.

As you're probably well aware, Jessica Simpson isn't the sharpest tool in the box and she's only gone and had another 'Dumb Blonde' moment. The Texan queen is being sued for a figure running into millions, says Star magazine.

And what is Jess' crime? She's been accused of breaking a contract with TAG and failed to wear their jeans wherever possible. She's also known to have told the media her favourite brand of jeans - but mentioned another brand! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 22, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Brian's Plea To Kerry.

Brian McFadden has pleaded with ex-wife Kerry Katona to move away from Warrington in Cheshire and back to Ireland, according to Star magazine. The 25-year-old TV star has put up with three stories from so-called 'friends' being sold to newspapers, claiming she uses cocaine and is a bad mother. Brian believes a move back to Ireland would end the problems Kerry has been suffering.

A friend of Brian's said: "Brian has always wanted what's best for Kerry and he feels that she would benefit from moving back to Ireland. That's why he offering to fund the move."

Brian isn't alone, as Kerry's PR man Max Clifford has also advised her to quit Warrington. Over to you, Kerry. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 22, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 21, 2006 9:45 AM

Skinny Nicole: "I Still Work Out"

It would appear that recent musings about Nicole Ritchie's health have had absolutely no effect on the rapidly disappearing TV star. Nicole is the leader of the skeletal celebrities clogging up celeb magazines, but she's recently admitted she still works out, despite her frail frame.

Star magazine report she said the following in a magazine interview: "I'll squeeze in a workout when I have time, but I don't need to do any cardio - I'm thin." She continued; "Am I thin? Yes, no doubt about it. But to say that I'm on the verge of death is just untrue."

Well, pictures tell a different story, Nic... [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 21, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Will Young: "I'll Quit In Two Years"

One time Pop Idol Will Young has revealed he plans to quit the music industry in two years time. The announcement, according to heat magazine, was prompted by his increasing frustration with the music biz. Will said: "I reckon I've got two more years of being a pop star, then I'd like to be recognised for something else."

Will's future plans include "a sort of political, satire-ish cabaret, funny-odd thing. I want it to be some sort of slant on modern politics". He also plans to conquer the documentary world, saying: "Slowly, I'll phase out the music and become a svengali in the documentary world." Of course you will, darling. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 21, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Billie & Chris - Still Best of Friends.

There's something quite sweet about this story. Whilst most celebrity marriages end in a lengthy and costly divorce settlement, then the one-time couple date other people and shout about what a crap spouse their ex was, Billie Piper and Chris Evans remain the best of mates.

Billie, who plays Rose in Doctor Who, has been telling the world that she and Chris are "inseparable" and have "a very special thing", according to heat magazine. No word on what Billie's current squeeze, Amadu Sowe, thinks of this 'special thing' but I'd bet he's not exactly thrilled. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 21, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

It's A Dog's Mess.

Here's a new entry for 'Yes, Celebrities Are Really THAT Lazy'. When you get a dog, you must be half aware that that cute little thing that looks so great in your Louis Vuitton handbag is occasionally going to need to do a number two. Not Coleen, it would seem. The spoilt wannabe fashionista has hired a dog trainer because Coleen's pooches keep pooping in the house.

I mean, seriously, how hard is it to take a dog outside when it has to go? Apparently, Coleen wants the dogs to go outside of their own accord when it's time to go, says heat magazine. Well, of course. As any dog owner would know, they'll be the first dogs in the history of the world if she manages to teach them that. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 21, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 20, 2006 7:40 AM

Apprentice Shock!

Anyone who watches 'The Apprentice' (and if you don't, what exactly is wrong with you?) will be familiar with bulldog-like candidate Ruth Badger, the outspoken lass with a knack for selling and probably one of the favourites to win. Well, this week in new magazine, it's been revealed that The Badger has left her husband of four years, saying she's a lesbian.

Of course, the 'shock' I mentioned in the title was that she had a husband in the first place. I know it's wrong to assume things about people just on the basis of looks, but come on, you thought it too, didn't you? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 20, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Nadine: "My Legs Are Too Skinny"

Girls Aloud's Irish beauty Nadine Coyle has admitted what all of us have long known - she's too skinny. Nadine is particularly bothered by her legs, telling new magazine: "My legs are too skinny. They're not attractive. But I'm trying to put on some weight on my legs and make my bum bigger."

Well, about time! Girls Aloud are regularly named in rundowns of overly skinny celebs, with Nadine being the most mentioned. She is now a tiny size 4 but was a healthy size 10/12 when the band were put together. Go on, love, have a burger or twelve. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 20, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney In Trouble Again.

Los Angeles social workers were forced to visit Britney Spears' home after six month old son Sean Preston was admitted to hospital following 'a suspicious injury'. The tot is believed to have fallen whilst being lifted out of his high chair. Although given the all-clear on the day of the incident, Britney noticed her son was sluggish and more irritable than usual so had him re-examined. A fracture and a blood clot was diagonosed, according to new magazine, and the social workers visit was just standard procedure with child injuries.

This isn't the first time Britters has been in trouble over her parenting skills. Last month she was photographed driving with Sean on her knee and was later forced to apologise for her stupid mistake. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 20, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Chantelle & Preston To Marry This Year.

You know, I've got a confession. I'm a bit of a strange person. I met my now husband in 2003. We'd been living together for over a year when we got engaged and together for two years when we got married! How bizarre is that? Of course, the more traditional way to do it is to get engaged twice in three months and when you barely know your spouse-to-be, but we can't all be a shining example like Chantelle and Preston, can we?

The BB pair are, according to new magazine, due to marry later this year after Preston presented Chantelle with a family heirloom engagement ring just eight weeks into their publicity stunt relationship. Right. Who wants to join my sweepstake about when the divorce will come through? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 20, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 14, 2006 2:12 PM

Lee Leaves Photographer Blue.

Notoriously bizarre pop star Lee Ryan has landed himself in trouble after running over a photographer as he left a London nightclub, says heat magazine. The incident occured last Monday as Lee departed from celebrity club The Play Room in Soho at 10pm.

Injured photographer Andrew McCaren said: "I didn't see Lee come out, but I turned round to snap him as he got into his car. I was about to take a picture when he accelerated. He knocked me, hitting my knees and I was pushed up on to the bonnet. As I tried to get away, his car ran over my left foot."

Three other photographers were injured in the fiasco and all are now seeking legal advice. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 14, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (2)

David Beckham: "I've Got OCD"

David Beckham has recently told the media about his ongoing battle with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. The illness, which effects two to three per cent of the population, makes David crave order and he arranges drink cans, clothes and magazines into straight lines and symmetrical pattens, says new magazine.

I spoke to Ashley Fulwood, founder of OCD-UK, and he said: "We have to be slightly careful about saying David Beckham does actually suffer from OCD because we do not actually know how much his symptoms interfere with his life, which is what a diagnoses would be based on, after all we all have OCD symptoms to a small degree.

"But, for Beckham to highlight the condition helped raise the profile of this extremely disabling condition and we hope that it will lead to more people coming forward for treatment, especially
from young men who are often more reluctant to seek help." [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 14, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (3)

Skinny Victoria Gets Health Warning.

It seems that with every new photograph of Victoria Beckham, she's lost another couple of pounds off her already tiny frame. Now reportedly a size 4 (and that's in UK terms), Victoria has been given a strict warning by heat magazine (who consulted doctors) about what her diet and ultra-skinny figure are actually doing to her health.

Read on for an overview of the problems Victoria could be facing if she doesn't pile on the pounds.

Premature Ageing

"High protein diets like Victoria's don't provide the vitamins and minerals that are essential for keeping the skin healthy and people young-looking," says GP Emma Naylor. "Without them, skin can take an unpleasant grey hue."

Victoria has also previously spoken out about problems she has with her skin. In her autobiography, Learning To Fly, Mrs. Beckham said she has always struggled to keep her skin clear and spot free and admits to suffering from adult acne.

Osteoporosis

The brittle-bone disease - which makes bones more susceptible to breaks and fractures - is commonly associated with people who are too thin.

Reduced Sex Drive

We humans need food to get our juices going, but Victoria's strict diet probably leaves her cold. And think of David for a moment - high protein diets tend to lead to bad breath!

Depression

"Low mood is known to be associated with low body mass," Dr. Naylor says.

Organ Failure

Whenever someone loses a significant amount of weight, their internal organs also shrink, putting an immense strain on the body. Dr. Naylor said: "Potassium loss in particular can cause fatal cardiac problems. Being underwight for a long time can be life-threatening."

So have a burger, Mrs. B!

Posted by Aigua on April 14, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (14)

Jessica Does Pamela.

No, not like that you dirty minder readers. Jessica Simpson is set to appear in the upcoming Baywatch movie playing Pamela Anderson's character for the 90s TV show.

Despite Jessica's acting debut (in flop The Dukes of Hazzard) being incredibly horrible to watch, it appears the people making the film think she does have a decent acting performance in her. "She was the unanimous choice for the role," a source told Star magazine. Or maybe they don't care about talent and just cast the curvaceous soon-to-be-ex Mrs Lachey for completely different reasons. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 14, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 12, 2006 2:03 PM

Take That To Release New Album?

Now, let me be honest. I never liked Take That. Yes, I was in the prime age group for female teenybopper-ness relating to the so-called 'ultimate boyband', but I was more of a Boyzone/Backstreet Boys girl. So, it is with great regret that I announce that the hasbeens desperate for a quick buck returning superstars are not content with a concert, they also want to release a new album with new tracks. Marvellous. Just marvellous.

Apparently: "It proves they could cut it without Robbie". Yep, revenge does seem like a great idea behind an album. There's a chance I might not be buying it. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 12, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Lohan Jumps On The Bandwagon.

Quel surprise, Lindsay Lohan has become the latest celebrity recruit to insane 'cult' Kabbalah. The actress - who recently admitted to an eating disorder and other crazy behaviour - has been pictured, according to Star magazine, sporting the red string bracelet so loved by shallow celebrities who can't be bothered to join a real religion.

Lohan reportedly said: "I am looking in to Kabbalah. All of us need something. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything can be so hard."

So it's obviously easiest to buy your place in heaven, eh Lindsay? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 12, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (1)

The Least Shocking Celeb Revelation This Year.

Former Ally McBeal star Calista Flockhart has finally admitted to what everyone knew; she did suffer from an eating disorder whilst starring in the law drama.

"I was working 15 hour days on the set and then I was dealing with the end of the show, which was my life." reports Star magazine. "I was seriously stressed. I started under-eating, over-exercising and brutalising my immune system."

Well, big surprise. But I will say, she looks a damn sight better now. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 12, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Angelina Bites Back At Jen.

Angelina Jolie has finally broken her silence and reportedly told friends (who then handily told Star magazine) that she's had enough of Jennifer Aniston's constant chirping on about Ange's relationship with Brad Pitt.

Angelina is said to be particularly annoyed about the comments Jen made on The Oprah Winfrey Show last September. Ange said: "Oh my God! It makes me want to throw up." She also accused Jen of "spouting off" on the show in an attempt to "slyly get the audience on her side." Angelina felt particularly annoyed, saying "Brad and I couldn't defend ourselves."

Over to you, Ms. Aniston. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 12, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 11, 2006 5:03 PM

Guy's Dad Doubtful Over Madonna Marriage.

It's perhaps one of the most damaging eye-view accounts a woman can get, when your own father-in-law goes to the press and says he doesn't know if your marriage will survive. Following rumours of their marriage being in serious trouble, Guy Ritchie's Dad has spoken out to Closer magazine about the relationship between his son and Madonna.

"I hope that they still love each other but, to be honest, I just don't know that they do. For Guy and Madonna, their relationship is all about the children now. The kids are really important and the focal point of their relationship."

That's all very nice, but what happens when said kids fly the nest? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 11, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jade: "I'm Bulimic".

Jade Goody has told Closer magazine of her ongoing - and thus far secret - battle with eating disorder bulimia. The illness began after the birth of Jade's first child in a desperate bid to control her weight and get her figure back. It is said to have put undue pressure on her relationship with Jeff Brazier, father of her two sons.

"I'm still bulimic," Jade says in her new book. "And I'm aware that setbacks in my life can lead to a new outbreak... It [making herself sick] was an amazing and unexplainable feeling. I think, 'this is wicked!'".

Jade hopes she will eventually have what it takes to beat the problem, saying: "I'm getting it under control and am hopeful it won't be a big problem in the future." [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on April 11, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kerry: She's Classy Really.

Warrington loudmouth Kerry Katona recently threw a chav-tastic party to celebrate her engagement to cabbie Mark Croft. But alas, there was no caviar and champagne, no blushing bride-to-be in vintage Prada... actually, not a jiff of remotely refined style at all.

Kerry served her 200 guests with pork pies, chunky chicken drumsticks, curly fries and continental sausage rolls, as well as admitting to Closer magazine that she only spent £13 on her dress, buying it "off the market". The bride-to-be (who's still officially married to Brian McFadden) also got so drunk she forgot to mention the impending marriage or love for Croft in her speech.

Classy.

Posted by Aigua on April 11, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Charlotte & Gavin: Whatever Next?

All of the celebrity magazines this week are splashed with the latest news about 'the Posh & Becks of Wales'. The story of how the couple had a blazing argument outside a Cardiff club and later continued their row at the Marriot Hotel, where annoyed guests called reception to complain of the noise.

The problem? Gavin has, apparently (according to Star, New, heat and the majority of other magazines), spent a night with one of Charlotte's friends. There's nothing saying it was a sexual thing, but they just shared a bed. Charlotte - quite rightly - isn't too happy about it. [Toni Kelly]

Despite Charlotte demanding a full-on discussion with her man, he was too drunk to really listen or fight back. Damning photographs in Closer magazine of him slumped on a table, too drunk to move, will anger his bosses at the Neath-Swansea Ospreys rugby club. The couple are said to be "constantly arguing" and on the brink of a split.

I certainly hope so. Charlotte could do so much better...

Posted by Aigua on April 11, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 30, 2006 10:59 AM

Brad Sick of Playing 'Mr Mom'

It would appear that one-time gorgeous guy Brad Pitt is getting a bit sick of appearing as a 'Mr. Mom' as he is constantly photographed with Angelina's children. A 'source' close to Brad told heat magazine: "Brad feels like he's become a worldwide joke. Every time he sees himself in the paper, he's schlepping one of the kids around. He used to be the coolest guy in Hollywood and now he's been reduced to 'Mr. Mom' and the butt of late-night comedians jokes.

"He's not a happy camper. He thought that being a day was going to bring him all the joy in the world. But, like most parents learn after the reality sets in, he's found out that chasing after kids can be exhausting."

I'm not going to say anything. I feel my Team Aniston T-shirt says it all.

Posted by Aigua on March 30, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Ex-Boyzoner Gets Hitched.

Awww. In this crazy world we call celeb land, it does seem possible for love to win above all. Ex-Boyzone singer Stephen Gately (i.e. him of the high pitched voice) has gotten 'married' in a civil partnership ceremony to long-term beau Andy Cowles. Stephen's ex bandmates Shane Lynch and Keith Duffy attended, according to Now magazine.

As a girl who once had the biggest crush on Stephen (yes, I was a teenybopper!) I think this is lovely news. Even if a tiny part of me wants to throw myself at Stephen and beg him to reconsider his life choice. Old crushes never die...

Posted by Aigua on March 30, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 29, 2006 12:14 PM

Pink: "I Used To Take Heroin"

There's already been one slightly shocking admittance from Pink on Star Trip this week, but time for another. The 'Stupid Girls' singer has said she used to take heroin when she was young, according to Star magazine. She said: "You name it, I took it."

But she now says she's clean after seeing how hurtful drugs can be to both the user and the people around them, saying:  "I've buried three friends from heroin overdoses."

Pete Doherty, you could do with taking some advice here!

Posted by Aigua on March 29, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Preston Takes Chantelle Ring Shopping.

In the beginning, I tried to take my cynical hat off and believe that Celeb BB lovers Chantelle and Preston were actually quite in to each other, but as each week passes the doubt begins to creep in. First they're photographed "candidly" on holiday (though they clearly knew they were being snapped) and now they've been spotted looking in the window of a jewellers, supposedly looking at engagement rings.

It all screams publicity stunt to me, I'm afraid.

Posted by Aigua on March 29, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kate & Pete: This Week They're Together.

They're on, they're off, they're on (and I'm not just talking about drugs) - is it just me or are Pete Doherty and Kate Moss starting to grate a little? Either get together and stay together, or split up and go away. This week, according to new magazine, they're on again. Snappers caught Pete sneaking away from Kate's house at 9am in the morning. They're known to have been together for roughly 19 hours as the night before they'd be partying together and she supposedly told friends they slept together.

I hope you know what you're doing, Kate.

Posted by Aigua on March 29, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Planet Pete #2

More shockingly obvious and shockingly stupid scribblings from Mr. Andre in the new edition of New magazine. Read on, he's scored a couple of corkers this week.

"It sounds like a mad thought to me, but at the moment my wife seems pretty keen to freeze some of my sperm and wear it in a necklace around her neck..." Okay. Firstly, you don't ever admit such insanity if it is found out by the media. You simply said it isn't true (even if it is) but you never admit something so disgusting and so... downright insane.

[talking about a gig he did in Mumbai] "It was great: Chris Evans and Phil Tufnell were in the crowd singing along [to Mysterious Girl]." With that admission, I'd imagine Pete's been struck off two Christmas card lists as they cower in shame at such a name-check.

"As you all know, my wife and I recently visited Disneyland in Florida and yes, we did get a bit frisky in the Magic Kingdom one night. She was a naughty princess and I was the naughty prince who took advantage of her..." TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

*shudder*

Pete's Vacuousness Rating For This Week: 7/10, but that's purely for the over-shares and gross out factor.

Posted by Aigua on March 29, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (1)

Keven Halts Britney's Baby Plans.

Kevin Federline (yep, him again) has apparently told Britney Spears he doesn't want anymore children. And he didn't even have the decency to add the word 'yet'! Kevin, according to heat magazine, has told his popstar missus that she needs to get her career back on track rather than have another child. Of course he has, she's got to fund his outrageous spending habits hasn't she?

The rumour mill has been in overdrive recently speculating that Britney is pregnant again. If this story about wannabe rapper Kev are true, let's hope there's no bun in her oven. Just divorce him, woman!

Posted by Aigua on March 29, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 28, 2006 4:53 PM

The Seven Reasons Behind Nick & Jessica's Split.

heat magazine have done the celebrity-loving public a service by writing about the seven key reasons behind the split of Newlyweds Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. After they announced their separation in November, no one really seemed able to supply what actually happened. Read on for those seven key points...

He thought she was spoilt.
Housework was apparently an alien concept to Jessica.

They never spent time alone.
But surely they realised this was a risk when they signed the deal with MTV?

He wanted kids, she didn't.
Ah, that old classic. Nick's also older than Jessica so probably sees kids as more important than she does.

Rumours of cheating and flirting.
Both of them sent the rumour mills spinning when they flirted outrageously whenever apart.

Nick was jealous of Jessica's career.
I.E: she has one, he doesn't.

Jessica was a shopaholic.
For goodness' sake Nick - she a girl!

Her Dad interfered.
Daddy Simpson wanted to advise Nick on his career. Nick wasn't so keen. Looking at it, perhaps Nick should have given it a go.

Posted by Aigua on March 28, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Sharon Is Top Celeb Mum.

Sharon Osbourne has been named the top celebrity mum by Freemans catalogue following a public vote. Sharon narrowly beat Katie Price - aka Jordan - to win the award. Sharon said: "I'm so proud of how well my kids are doing and I hope they will be proud of me for winning this. I didn't even know I was in the running!" she told New magazine.

However, the most surprising entry was at number three; none other than cocaine-shame model Kate Moss! The full top ten is under the cut.

1. Sharon Osbourne 25% (of votes)

2. Katie Price 16%

3. Kate Moss 14%

4. Duchess Of Cornwall 10% (whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?)

5. Penny Lancaster 8%

6. Melanie Sykes 7%

7. Davina McCall 4%

8. Louise Redknapp 4%

9. Tess Daly 3%

10. Lorraine Kelly 2%

Others: 7%

Posted by Aigua on March 28, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Girls Aloud Too Cool For Westlife.

It was, one would imagine, Louis Walsh's latest idea to feather his nest further by combing his two best-selling bands for a festive album just in time for Christmas. But he didn't reckon on the rath of Girls Aloud, who have point blank refused the idea of a duet with Mum's favourite, Westlife, branding them "too boring".

Westlife's Shane Filan apparently said: "We've experienced many attacks in the past but not from a group that's actually from the same stable as us. I mean, what a kick in the teeth."

Louis spoke back about the rumours, saying: "The idea was they would do a festive album together. However, the girls are planning a new musical direction. I have spoken to the girls about all this and they have kissed and made up with the boys."

New magazine isn't so sure about that, though, saying that Shane is "still fuming" and thinks that the girls should "remember where they got their break".

Very true. Still, one would imagine Westlife will have the last laugh. In the pop industry, are the any other words as chilling at 'new musical direction'? More like 'new direction as a death knell to our career'.

Posted by Aigua on March 28, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (2)

Life's Just Peachy.

I suppose when you've gone through life with the name Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof, you're going to be a tad touched in the head when it comes to names. Perhaps that's why Peaches Geldof - daughter of Bob Gelfof and Paula Yates - has told Reveal magazine she likes the names Angel Delight and Cherry Vanilla for any daughters she may have in the future.

Really, I don't even know where to start...

Posted by Aigua on March 28, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 24, 2006 3:11 PM

Nancy Sorrell: Column in Reveal.

Reveal magazine have, for reasons best known to themselves, given a column to Nancy Sorrell. Apparently she's done a bit of modelling, but to me she'll always just be another member of that exclusive club: Famous Because I'm The Wife Of.

Mrs. Vic Reeves' column has the tagline 'She tells it like it is'. Oooh, pearls of wisdom in store then...

Or not.

"Who says celebs can't quit the limelight? Former Corrie star Tracy Shaw is now a stay-at-home Mum, living in Reading with her partner Ashley and their one-year-old son Lewis... I'll be just like her after I give birth [Nancy is pregnant with twins following IVF] in May. I'll be going everywhere with the kids."

With this one, I'll be totally honest and say I'm not even sure where to start. Okay. Firstly, who does say celebs can't quit the limelight? Secondly, what limelight is it that Nancy is currently basking in, ready to give up when she sprogs up? And then there's the moronic end statement: "I'll be going everywhere with the kids". Well, that's handy, considering you're their mother after all.

[talking about this story] "But I reckon sex isn't the most important aspect of a relationship. As long as Ozzy and Sharon love each other - which I've no doubt they do - I'm sure they'll continue to be extremely happy together."

Now there's nothing particularly vacuous about this statement, but it did occur to me that this is supposed to be a celebrity column. Therefore, I'd really like some insights into celeb life - something Nancy doesn't seem to be able to do. All she does is mention a few celeb stories then give a one-line opinion on them.

Boring... just like the magazine she writes for.

Nancy's Vacuousness Rating For This Column: 4/10. Nothing major, just really boring stuff. Again.

Posted by Aigua on March 24, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

'Planet Pete': Oh The Insights!

Why is that Z-list celebrities are given 'columns' in magazines? They tend to be the most ridiculous things you could possibly imagine. So to honour this bizarre tradition, every week I'll be pulling out things said in these columns and... well... laughing at them. Today: Peter Andre's Column Planet Pete in new magazine.

"I'm really fed up of people saying that Charlotte Church isn't good enough for Gavin Henson" - Who's saying that then?

Rumour has it that Britney Spears is pregnant again and I really hope she is, because if she isn't she's got some work to do on her body!" Blimey. Just because you had a six-pack ten years ago means you can judge someone else? You're not exactly Body of Britain yourself, Pete. Oh dear, not a good comment at all. I see hate mail in his future.

Would I be in 'The Games'? I think I'd be quite good at sprinting and boxing - Boxing? Has he been watching 'The Games'? Ain't no boxing there, Petey boy.

Friday: Did some more press. Had a nice dinner... met some nice people... - Any other word in your vocab aside from nice?

Pete's Vacuousness Rating For This Weeks Column: 6/10. Some daft comments but nothing really stupid. Give him time, though.

Posted by Aigua on March 24, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Shayne Goes For 'Best Son' Award.

X-Factor winner Shayne Ward must be doing okay for himself - he's just bought his Mum a £200,000 house with his first pay cheque, according to heat magazine. And just in time for Mother's Day, too.

Shayne told heat: "When I won the X-Factor, I decided that when I first got paid I'd buy my Mum her dream house. It was a big surprise for her - we went house-hunting in Manchester and she found one she really liked."

Now that's why you have children...

Posted by Aigua on March 24, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 21, 2006 11:10 PM

Kevin Fed-Out-Of-Line.

My, there seems to be a lot to say about Kevin Federline in the celebrity magazines this week. The latest 'news' is that he eyed up Sugababe Keisha Buchanan (i.e. the only one left from the original line up) whilst Britney was nearby.

Keisha told heat magazine: "Kevin gave me a 'look' and Britney just grabbed his arm and pulled him in close to her. He's probably all over loads of girls and if we can see it, why can't she?" Quite. I'm with Divorce Kevin on this one.

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Courtney Still Loves Steve.

It was one of the more disturbing apparent celebrity liasons of last year, but comic Steve Coogan has always said that he has never had anything to do with rock star wife Courtney Love.

However, she claims the romance is still going strong. Sorry, not romance, sex buddy relationship. Courtney claims the relationship isn't exclusive - "I have a few other irons on the fire. I'm not in love with Steve but we are close." says Reveal magazine.

Coogan says: "It's nonsense." Who to believe...?

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

New Rows From The Beckhams.

Last I heard, Victoria Beckham was happy as larry in Madrid and had finally made her life there. Yet all does not appear so. Star magazine claims the couple are "barely speaking to one another, let alone spending time together".

The reason for this (how many is it now?) round of fighting is David's commitment to bringing up sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz. A 'friend' said: "She's the one running around with the children, telling them to stop arguing, to do things and not to do things. She's always asking for David's help."

All seemed a tad fishy when the Beckham's suddenly dropped legal action against a newspaper that had claimed their marriage was nothing more than a business arrangement. After initially decided to sue, the Beckham's have taken the surprise and sudden measure of settling privately out of court.

Is it because an outside look into the marriage would have seen the 'business arrangement' slur as reality, or they just couldn't be bothered to carry on with the case? Time will tell.

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Katona Update: This Week She's Engaged!

Ah, Tuesday is the day when all the celeb mags are available, which of course means more endless stories about Kerry Katona that bore everyone to tears. However, beings as last week I was telling you all about her split from cabbie Mark Croft, I felt the need to update you.

According to 'Star' magazine, Kerry is now engaged to the guy after a whirlwind romance-break-up-new-romance. She's even been pictured wearing an engagement ring. A 'close relative' said: "Kerry couldn't wait to show us the ring."

"Although it's all a bit quick," this sharp-minded relative continued, "she's [Kerry] over the moon."

Problem is - Kerry's still married to ex-Westlifer Brian McFadden. And according to Irish law, she'll have to stay that way for the next two years. According Irish court laws (Kerry and Brian were registered in Ireland), a couple have to be apart for four years before they can petition for divorce. Not that Kerry cares -

"I've never felt as loved and cared for as I do now." she said of Mark.

I give it a month.

Posted by Aigua on March 21, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 25, 2006 1:32 PM

Ritchie Weight Warning

This week's Heat has a big story headlined 'Doctors warn Nicole: "Eat or you'll die!"'. The Nicole is Nicole Ritchie, of course, while the 'doctors' are a randomly-selected GP, and News Of The World rent-a-diagnosis Dr Hillary Jones - neither of whom have presumably ever actually examined the starlet. Helpfully, Heat includes six pictures charting Nicole's descent into gauntness over the last 18 months. But what's this first one? "October 2003: A plump Nicole bares some flesh on the catwalk during a show in LA Fashion Week". And trust us, she looks normal in the shot. Naturally, the scrutiny of sharp-eyed celebrity magazines has had nothing to do with her ensuing weight loss..

Posted by Stu on February 25, 2006 in On Heat | Permalink | Comments (0)