Lily Allen hits out at WAGs.

Lily Allen has lashed out at Cheryl Cole, Victoria Beckham and their husbands in a new interview with a French football magazine. The ‘Smile’ singer told SoFoot that English footballers are “too stupid” to realise that they are there to play football and not “show off in London”, The Sun translates. Allen said: “The Beckhams are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I’d rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG.” She wasn’t finished there either…

Of Cheryl Cole, she said: “She is just a bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside.” Regarding Cheryl’s husband Ashley, Allen added: “He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves. I am not criticising just to criticise, but I have met him several times. He is revolting.”

The popstar said that her own favoured club Fulham are the exception to the rule and that they “play football like I play my music – out of passion”.

Lily Allen attempted suicide

Lily Allen‘s half-sister has claimed that the ‘Smile’ singer attempted suicide when she was 18 years old. Sarah Owen, 29, who shares the same mother as Allen, made the revelation in an interview with Grazia magazine.

“Aged 18, she tried to slit her wrists when her first relationship ended and she ended up in The Priory rehab clinic for four weeks,” Owen said.

She went on and admitted that she wasn’t close to her sibling growing up, which may have played a part in Allen’s alleged suicide attempt.

“I had a big gang of friends but Lily was more of a loner,” she said. “She had no one to talk to about getting her first period or breaking up with her first boyfriend. Would it have been different if we’d been closer? Probably.”

She continued: “My relationship with Lily back then was strained – I was a crazy teenager, and that must have affected Lily. As you know, she’s naturally outspoken but, because I was I was the loud one at home, she became disruptive at school – and ended up being at about 13 different ones.”

George Michael on safari

George Michael is on safari in Africa since leaving the UK, following his cautioning for possession of crack cocaine and marijuana earlier this month.

George Michael is on safari in Africa.

The ‘Fast Love’ singer – who was arrested in a UK public toilet earlier this month and cautioned for possessing crack cocaine and marijuana – is currently holidaying with partner Kenny Goss.

A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Kenny booked the holiday weeks ago. George was particularly keen to see lion cubs. He was determined to see a variety of wildlife, including buffalo, elephants, lions, leopards and rhinos.

“They’re doing the whole open jeep thing, going out with a tracker and a guide. In Africa no one hassles George – he’s treated just like any other tourist.”

While on the trek, George, 45, and Kenny are said to have slept out under the stars and had to make several early starts.

Former Wham! singer George is due back in the UK later this week and is expected to return after a visit to his holiday home in the South of France.

Following the incident, George publicly apologised to his fans and vowed to “sort himself out”.

The troubled singer was previously arrested for engaging in a lewd act in a Los Angeles public toilet in 1998.

George is rumoured to be making an appearance at the ‘Two X Two For Aids and Art 2008’ art show, chaired by Dita Von Teese, in Texas, on October 25.

Jonas Brothers’ fan dates

The Jonas Brothers, Kevin, Nick and Joe, have revealed they want to date a fan.

The Jonas Brothers want to date a fan.

The American trio, who appear in new Disney Channel Original Movie ‘Camp Rock’, say they would have no problem turning one of their admirers into a girlfriend.

Nick Jonas revealed: “We want the girls we date to be our biggest fans. But it’s nice to have other conversations, like where you’ve lived or what you’ve done in your life. It’s fun to get to know someone that way too.”

The band also revealed the desperate measures their fans go to in a bid to meet their idols.

Joe Jonas added: “We were eating dinner with our family when this lady told the restaurant manager, ‘My sons, the Jonas Brothers, are in there. Don’t tell them I’m here because I want to surprise them, but I’m just going to say hello’.

“The manager didn’t let her through, but told us about it afterwards. We couldn’t believe it!”

Amy Winehouse plans to divorce her Blake

She might be married, with her grotty hubby Blake Fielder-what’s-his-face currently avoiding dropping the soap in his prison showers, but that hasn’t stopped Amy Winehouse bagging herself a new fella. This new lucky chap, 24-year-old Alex Haynes, is her manager’s assistant and has been described as a “clean-cut mummy’s boy”, just like Blake then, eh? This month-long romance has blossomed despite Alex not smoking or drinking, and now the Wino is working out how best to tell her imprisoned husband that she wants a divorce. Good luck with that one.

A fortnight ago, Amy is said to have consulted with financial gurus on how best to hold on to her £10 fortune and though she has told Blake that the love has gone, she is stalling on divorce talks. A source close to the sizzled star told the Sun: “Amy doesn’t want the truth coming out because she doesn’t want him reading things that will upset him in case he tries to do anything silly in jail. She does care about him still and has been trying to be seen to support him through his jail ordeal — but she just doesn’t want to be with him any more.”

So, why has Amy turned to Alex and what about all those icky public demonstrations of love for Blake? The source explains: “She has been fed up for ages and saying she wants to call it a day. All Blake does is scream and shout at her on the phone from prison and curse at her and his family blame her and criticise her. The pressure has been building and building and while she was away working with Mark Ronson she had time to think about everything.”

“The trial is coming up and as it gets nearer and nearer the thought that he could come out has been on her mind — and it’s not what she wants any more. Even the thought of having to go to court and publicly support him and see his family has been too much for her and has been doing her head in. She has been turning up late and missing visits so she decided to just be straight with him.”

“He burst into tears and was begging her. But once Amy has made up her mind, that’s it. While he has been inside she has not been faithful to him and got herself in a position where he couldn’t come back anyway because too much has gone on while he has been inside. She is filing for separation and making it official and has been celebrating ever since.”

Fingers crossed that away from Blake’s influence, Amy can learn from her “mummy’s boy” and rid herself of the drink and drugs, but after proclaiming undying love for one man only to replace him shortly after, how long can we give this new romance? And could Blake rival Heather Mills as the ultimate money-grabbing ex?

[via The Sun]

Brad Pitt tells Angelina Jolie ‘no more kids’

This is the news that Jennifer Aniston has been patiently waiting for (yes Jen – those voodoo dolls have finally paid you back) as Brad and Angelina are said to be rowing. Obviously we don’t know how regular and aggressive these clashes are or whether they indulge a little of that Mr. and Mrs. Smith fighting action, but we do know that Brad issued Angie with a stern ultimatum last week. So, what nasty thorn could be prickling the bubble of domestic bliss of Hollywood’s favourite A-list couple? The size of their family apparently.

Brad is knackered out being a hands-on pa to their brood of children, consisting of Maddox, 6, Pax Thien, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 23 months, but Angie is eager to have more kids after giving birth to her twins later this year. Is she going for a world record or just starting her own United Nations?

   A source confided: “Brad loves being a dad and enjoys nothing more than spending time with the children. But he’s constantly tired from working so hard and then mucking in at home. All the sleepless nights are taking their toll.”

   This chatty chum seems quick to stress that Brad is enjoying being a father lest anyone should question his commitment or interest in being a showbiz parent, but it does sounds like the movie hunk is worried that he’s not getting his beauty sleep. He does have 12 years on Jolie and so maybe he’s feeling those late nights a bit more. Might I suggest some hot milk before bed, Brad?

   [via Now magazine]

Lindsay Lohan excuses her partying past

Lindsay Lohan, that shameless queen of self-promotion, last seen in the buff for a spread in New York magazine, graces the cover of next month’s Paper magazine (pictured right) looking like she needs the loo. In the interview the Mean Girls stars opens up about her troubles (again!) It’s no wonder she hasn’t got any films out – she’s so bloody busy just talking about herself. Who needs a career when you can be famous just for being famous, eh Linds?

On the past (drugs, booze, partying): “I had a lot going on in my life and that was a way of hiding from it,” explains Linds like a corny therapist. “I hadn’t seen my dad; I had a lot of work stress ’cause I was constantly working and never took time to stop. Everything was go-go-go, and the easiest thing was to run away from it, going out and drinking at night. You know, you don’t have to think when you let go sometimes. But I didn’t realize it was getting in the way of my work – what I’ve worked for my whole life.”

On rehab: “There’s not really much else to do when you’re sitting in a treatment center. Its like, ‘Why am I here? Let’s think.'”

On the future: “Right now I just want to find a great script, a great role. I was so used to working and working and working, and for a good few months there was nothing for me to do. Now I know what it’s like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me.”

Clearly Lindsay feels a bit sorry for herself and hopes that we readers will sympathise with her ‘plight’. So over to you Star Trippers – should we feel bad for Lindsay?

Weekend roundup-Kate likes to party and Jade is now thin..again

So what’s been going on in the world of celebsville while you’ve been catching up on your beauty sleep? Shame on you for not paying more attention, but luckily you have us to keep your eye on the celeb pulse.

-The grimness that is Pete Doherty may be soon to be a father. Fresh faced 20 year old Laura Mclaughlin, Alex Fergusosn’s god daughter says she lost her virginity to the Doherty and is now preggers. Ewww. I don’t like to think what that porno flick is going to look like. The charming little lass told News of the World this story before she told dear Mum and dad.. that must have made great brekkie reading. Laura says about Pete, “His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn’t. One minute he is excited and telling me, ‘How good-looking is our baby going to be?’ the next minute he’s saying, ‘You deal with it’.” [D-Listed ]

-Meanwhile while Doherty was issuing denials left right and center, his ex and sex goddess Kate Moss was reportedly involved in an all night orgy at her birthday party. the star, seen in a sexy star printed dress got down and dirty with two female models and a man to the sound of her boyfriends album. Ooh la la. Add to this just a large helping of the white stuff and it sounds like an exciting night. [Perez Hilton ]

-Jade Goody has worked off that kebab belly again, shedding 3 dress sizes and a tone in weight at an intensive 2 week bootcamp. “On my third day I burst into tears while abseiling and said I couldn’t carry on. But everyone cheered me on and I ended up loving it so much I stayed for two weeks.”
[Digital Spy ]

-Could Britney have dumped er brand new boyfriend, Adnan, already? We  doubt it. She hasn’t spoken to him for like two days, that’s’ not over by any means. Adnan says, “All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney since early Friday morning. The reason being, that I have had to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara.”[MTV ]

Top Five Celebrity Drink Drivers: Cos DUI’s are hawt dah-ling

We can’t help it, part of our idolisation of celebs comes with a possibly unhealthy helping of glee every time they mess up, and they make it soo easy for us to jeer at them. Currently the Hollywood trend seems to be drinking whilst driving, which is neither cool nor safe, as not only are they endangering their own lives, they’re threatening ours, which is why the next trend- celebs with prison sentences has been occurring. Now who are the worst offenders?

Number One: Mischa Barton

Oh Marissa, how could you? You were meant to be the Hollywood model child, who had great taste in clothes, groomed hair and a string of hotties trailing you, not an unkempt boozehound in the style of Ms Lohan and Hilton. Just for the fact that you’ve saddened us you get the number one spot, as your history of clean living and 8 hours sleep is suddenly under doubt now. She was caught driving UNLICENSED and under the influence, and possibly in possession of MARIJUANA as well. She’s now been bailed for $10,000 and spent seven hours behind bars before her release. To be continued…

Number 2: Lindsay Lohan

We all know about this troubled girls stint with the law, and her subsequent rehab and relapse into a fuzz headed fruitcake. She gets the number two spot as she managed to make an alcohol monitoring device look like a fashion accessory, pout in her mugshot, and most recently is seen going off the rails with multiple men in one night. This lush lovely is sure to reoffend again, but we hope we’re not anywhere near her when this train wreck waiting to happen tootles into the station.

Number 3: George Michael

He faces the charge of should have known better and really, at your age? Tut, tut. Fortunately he gets to ‘go outside’ (see what I did there?), well stay outside anyways as no jail terms have been given so far. Honestly Georgie you’re 43, can’t you get a driver or something, this is just embarrassing. He’s just had his ‘third vehicular incident in eight months’ which isn’t good however you look at it, and had his second time of being CAUGHT ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. For real!I I mean it’s kinda the end of the road for you man, why not retire to California and buy a beach somewhere with a nice little Thai Bride?( Boy or girl optional).Come on man, act your age. Let’s stop all this Wham Bam thank you Mam stuff.

Number4: Paris HiltonNow with Ms Hilton you will find a public lack of sympathy for the poor little heiress but I think this is unfair.

So she was born with a platinum spoon up her arse, well that just encouraged her to participate in dubious porn videos with ugly men, and all her money? Well if the Simple Life is anything to go by it certainly buy you brains, so how can we blame the poor lass for driving drunkenly multiple times? She’s just a victim of the society that heralded her as a role model for Pretty Woman wannabees everywhere, and now she cracked under the pressure. I vote we start a save the heiress campaign and all coat ourselves in her latest scent, Can Can, cos if she can, so can you. What’s a DUI between friends, yeah?

Number 5: Nicole Richie

Now here’s a sad tale of a copycat drunk, one who was forever in Paris’ shadow wherever she went, so lost half her body weight so she’d become even more invisible. A terrible case of green eyed envy between friends and a ‘Whatever she can do I can do better’ attitude doesn’t exactly win friends. Skipping the country when you have a deposition doesn’t work wonders either, and then getting preggers to avoid jail? Tut tut.
Now she’s all yummy mummy but that doesn’t fool us- watch this space.

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In the news: Maggie Gyllenhaal is sexy and goodybe to Dr Who

-Brad Pitt has been attacked by a crazed fan! The woman grabbed the father of four at the Venice Film Festival and she ran out of the crowd and grabbed him, much to his obvious embarrassment.  TMZ ]

-Is this the end for Dr Who? There are no plans to film a fifth series till 2010 so hard core fans may have to make do with repeats and strange K9 reviews.  [BBC ]

– Maggie Gyllenhaal is the sexy new  model for hot lingerie brand Agent Provocateur. She looks mighty fine![Agent Provocateur]

-George Michael is writing a song for the Spice Girls Reunion. An insider says,  “The girls are thrilled to be in talks with George … he’s one of the most talented songwriters around.” [MTV ]

In the news: Keira Knighgtley likes kissing her Atonement co star and Courtney Love denies dissing Amy Winehouse

– Courtney Love says she never dissed Amy Winehouse! “I said no such thing. I care deeply about her talent, I love this record tons, but I wouldn’t comment even if I did have any knowledge. She hasn’t hurt anyone I care for and she hasn’t hurt me. My deepest apologies to anyone who believes this nonsense”.[NME ]

VENICE, ITALY – AUGUST 29: Actress Keira Knightley attends the opening ceremony and the Atonement Premiere on day 1 of the 64th Annual Venice Film Festival on August 29, 2007 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

-Is this the strangest love match of the decade? Pouty Renee Zellweger and wrinkly Paul Mc Cartney have been spotted being intimate on a dinner date! [Monsters and Critics ]

-Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have ended their 3 year relationship. ‘It’s been rocky for a while,’ says a source. [IOL ]

-Keira Knightley has kissed some of the worlds hottest men, but apparently her Atonement co-star is the best snog so far. “James [McAvoy] is the best kisser ever!” she says. Sadly he’s married! [MetroMix ]