June 16, 2009 3:44 PM
Paris Hilton has spoken out about her "good friendship" with footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. The couple sparked all kinds of rumours that they were getting it on last week after they were photographed parting at an LA nightclub before returning to the socialite's sister's house together.
Speaking to The Mirror, she said: "He's a very nice and an incredible athlete. We're getting to know each other and I have to leave it at that." She went on to repeat her earlier insistence that the pair are not dating, saying: "Cristiano and I are good friends. Very good friends."
June 2, 2009 4:40 PM
Paris Hilton was reportedly the first choice celebrity to be on the receiving end of Sacha Baron Cohen's naked prank at the MTV Movie Awards. The comedian entered the ceremony suspended from the ceiling and dressed as his alter ego Bruno before crash landing on top of Eminem, who stormed out of the event in anger. Speaking to Life & Style, a show insider claimed that Hilton had declined the initial invitation, saying: "Paris is quite happy she turned down the offer." While murmurs abound about the gag being potentially staged with Eminem's permission, Hilton herself has claimed that it was unscripted. "I don't think he knew because I talked to someone who was running the show before and he said a big surprise was going to happen and the person didn't know it was going to happen."
January 19, 2009 4:12 PM
Paris Hilton is reportedly terrified after losing her camera during a recent visit to Australia. Hardly surprising really after you consider what she's snapped in the past eh? The girl of no-fixed-talent misplaced the camera at a Sydney nightclub on New Year's Eve and is concerned about people seeing her personal pictures.
"She lost it in the chaos. It must have fallen out of her bag," a spokesman for the club told Metro. "She is disappointed as it has her personal photos of her visit on it.
"They are happy snaps and there are also some pictures from her trip to the snow before she came to Australia. It is the camera she had with her when she was on Bondi Beach."
November 20, 2008 12:52 PM
Paris Hilton has called off her romance with rocker Benji Madden, nine months after the pair got it on. Hilton dumped the Good Charlotte star with pals saying she decided the pair were "just too different".
Benji was also said to be struggling with the amount of time she was spending away from the US, as Hilton has recently been in Britain filming her new ITV show Paris Hilton: My New BBF.
And a pal revealed to The Sun: "They are just way too different. He has helped her grow up and they want to stay friends. But essentially he's a bit controlling."
Rumours abounded that ex-Stavros Niarchos was involved in the split, but those close to Paris say this isn't the case. Her pal added: "She's spent a lot of time in Britain and other places lately and they have grown apart. She's going to enjoy being single for a while."[via TheSun]
October 17, 2008 12:25 PM
The royals spent much of the evening drinking cocktails with the showbiz pair at exclusive London night spot Whisky Mist.
Paris attempted to get acquainted with Harry by performing a raunchy dance for him, but the prince was more interested in spending time with his girlfriend Chelsy Davy.
A source said: "Harry clearly didn't want to speak to her but she did a sexy dance in front of him and he finally stood up to shake her hand.
"He wandered off and Paris looked a bit annoyed."
Earlier in the evening, William - who is dating 26-year-old Kate Middleton - attempted to speak to Paris, Christina and her husband Jordan Bratman after spotting them sitting in a special VIP area.
However, Christina's bodyguard failed to realise who he was and initially refused to let him join her private party. William - who is heir to the throne behind his father Prince Charles - eventually persuaded the singer's surly minder to let him through.
William swapped phone numbers with Paris, 26, and the gallant prince insisted his royal bodyguards made sure she was safely escorted to a taxi cab.
Paris said: "Don't you just love the princes? They are so hot."
October 2, 2008 5:37 PM
Paris Hilton has been "burned" by friends in the past.
The hotel heiress has launched her new MTV reality show called 'Paris Hilton's My New BFF' - which sees the star attempting to find herself a new Best Friend Forever (BFF) - but admits being a celebrity makes it difficult to forge relationships.
She said: "It is really hard because you're not really sure if people want to be friends with you for the right reasons or they just want to be famous.
"So it's hard to figure that out, but I can figure it out now. If you are burned a couple of times in life you definitely learn from your mistakes."
The 10-episode show sees the 27-year-old star whittle down a group of 19 potential pals until she finds her favourite.
Paris enjoyed making the programme as it gave her the chance to meet people from parts of America she would not normally visit, and insists she made some lifelong friends.
She said: "It was a lot of fun to do a show like this to meet people from all around America and outside of Hollywood. It's so different and such an amazing experience. I'm so excited that I get to re-live it and watch it this season.
"I really did make some true friends and even though I got to pick one, I made a lot of friends and we've been hanging out all summer long. Definitely my BFF that won the show is my BFF forever."
October 1, 2008 1:25 PM
The hotel heiress co-wrote the track - which will also be the theme tune for her MTV reality show 'Paris Hilton's My New BFF' - with her boyfriend, Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden.
Before the first play of the record on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM radio show, Paris said: "I just finished my album a couple of days ago. But this song I just wrote about best friends. I think anyone can relate to the song. It's a really happy song."
The single includes lyrics such as: "Could you be the one I want? Could you be the one I need? All of my life, don't you know I've been waiting... for my best friend."
'Paris Hilton's My New BFF' sees 18 contestants, 16 women and two men, compete for the honour of being Paris' new friend who will accompany the blonde beauty to various events and parties.
Paris recently revealed her upcoming album has a different sound to her 2006 record 'Paris'.
She said: "I was really inspired by Kylie Minogue. I love her; I just love that European dance vibe. The last album was completely hip-hop and this is completely different."
The 27-year-old socialite also said the LP, set for release later this month, will feature "tongue-in-cheek" songs including 'Paris For President' and 'Platinum Blonde', as well as 'Jailhouse Baby' - which pokes fun at the time Paris spent in jail in 2007 for driving under the influence of alcohol.
September 5, 2008 11:38 AM
The hotel heiress - who has been dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji since early this year - has been recording tracks with her musician beau, and says the songs reflect the couple's relationship.
She said: "The songs are just being mixed right now and should be done soon. I've got a recording studio at my house in Los Angeles and so we've been working there every night. It's been fun. Our songs are just happy and fun dance music. It reflects what Benji and I are like together - happy and fun."
Meanwhile, it has been reported Paris forced organisers of the Toronto International Film Festival to cancel two screenings of a new documentary about her.
The blonde beauty demanded two of the three 'Paris, Not France' screenings were cancelled in a bid to make reviewers even more eager to see the movie.
Her representative Jason Moore said: "We wanted to create more buzz - create some hype. We felt the impact would be more extreme if we had just one screening."
August 26, 2008 3:55 PM
The socialite has revealed she enjoys visiting theme parks and amusement arcades with the Good Charlotte rocker because it ensures their relationship remains fun.
She said: "I think if you're best friends with someone and you act like you're a kid sometimes, your love will stay young.
"We tell each other everything and we act like kids. We go to the carnival and Disney World and Dave and Buster's arcades all the time."
Paris - who is renowned for her wild partying - claims being in a relationship means she has cut down on her socialising.
Instead of spending time in nightclubs, the star prefers to enjoy quiet nights in with her sister Nicky and best friend Nicole Richie, who is engaged to Benji's twin brother Joel.
Paris added to America's OK! magazine: "It's cool because we are all dating twins. Even my sister is dating a twin - David Katzenberg is a twin. My cousin is dating an identical twin. So, we all date twins and we all hang out. It's pretty interesting."
July 15, 2008 3:52 PM
The 27-year-old hotel heiress, who recently moved to an exclusive gated community in Beverly Hills, loves the new property because it gives her more privacy.
She wrote on her official blog: "As most of you know, I moved away from my old - and very accessible - house because I was sick and tired of constant invasion of my private life.
"I love my fans but I could not leave for a meeting or walk my dog without a camera pushing inside my front door on to personal property. I feel so much happier and safer in my new home."
Last summer, an "enormous" number of people living in Paris' former West Hollywood neighbourhood reportedly complained about the helicopters, cameramen and paparazzo constantly camped outside her house.
Paris, who is currently dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, also revealed she has extensively refurbished her new house and is delighted with the results.
She added: "I've been renovating it for the past year and totally made it my style. I've seen pictures online that are supposedly the inside of my new home, but they're not.
"The house looks so different and it underwent such a big transformation into my dream home. I couldn't be happier!"
January 3, 2008 5:41 PM
We can't help it, part of our idolisation of celebs comes with a possibly unhealthy helping of glee every time they mess up, and they make it soo easy for us to jeer at them. Currently the Hollywood trend seems to be drinking whilst driving, which is neither cool nor safe, as not only are they endangering their own lives, they're threatening ours, which is why the next trend- celebs with prison sentences has been occurring. Now who are the worst offenders?
Number One: Mischa Barton
Oh Marissa, how could you? You were meant to be the Hollywood model child, who had great taste in clothes, groomed hair and a string of hotties trailing you, not an unkempt boozehound in the style of Ms Lohan and Hilton. Just for the fact that you've saddened us you get the number one spot, as your history of clean living and 8 hours sleep is suddenly under doubt now. She was caught driving UNLICENSED and under the influence, and possibly in possession of MARIJUANA as well. She's now been bailed for $10,000 and spent seven hours behind bars before her release. To be continued...
Number 2: Lindsay Lohan
We all know about this troubled girls stint with the law, and her subsequent rehab and relapse into a fuzz headed fruitcake. She gets the number two spot as she managed to make an alcohol monitoring device look like a fashion accessory, pout in her mugshot, and most recently is seen going off the rails with multiple men in one night. This lush lovely is sure to reoffend again, but we hope we're not anywhere near her when this train wreck waiting to happen tootles into the station.
Number 3: George Michael
He faces the charge of should have known better and really, at your age? Tut, tut. Fortunately he gets to 'go outside' (see what I did there?), well stay outside anyways as no jail terms have been given so far. Honestly Georgie you're 43, can't you get a driver or something, this is just embarrassing. He's just had his 'third vehicular incident in eight months' which isn't good however you look at it, and had his second time of being CAUGHT ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. For real!I I mean it's kinda the end of the road for you man, why not retire to California and buy a beach somewhere with a nice little Thai Bride?( Boy or girl optional).Come on man, act your age. Let's stop all this Wham Bam thank you Mam stuff.
Now with Ms Hilton you will find a public lack of sympathy for the poor little heiress but I think this is unfair.So she was born with a platinum spoon up her arse, well that just encouraged her to participate in dubious porn videos with ugly men, and all her money? Well if the Simple Life is anything to go by it certainly buy you brains, so how can we blame the poor lass for driving drunkenly multiple times? She's just a victim of the society that heralded her as a role model for Pretty Woman wannabees everywhere, and now she cracked under the pressure. I vote we start a save the heiress campaign and all coat ourselves in her latest scent, Can Can, cos if she can, so can you. What's a DUI between friends, yeah?
Number 5: Nicole Richie
Now here's a sad tale of a copycat drunk, one who was forever in Paris' shadow wherever she went, so lost half her body weight so she'd become even more invisible. A terrible case of green eyed envy between friends and a 'Whatever she can do I can do better' attitude doesn't exactly win friends. Skipping the country when you have a deposition doesn't work wonders either, and then getting preggers to avoid jail? Tut tut.
Now she's all yummy mummy but that doesn't fool us- watch this space.
November 9, 2007 10:43 AM
There's no end to Ms Hilton's compassion after her stink in the slammer. After having 'done' climate change, with her 'hotter than I should be' t-shirts', the heiress is now turning her attention to animal welfare - with a campaign to stop elephants getting drunk.
Has she gone completely bonkers this time? Well, bizarre as it sounds, the problem of alcoholic elephants is actually a real thing, and deserves our attention. Elephants forage for food in rural India, and will take whatever humans leave lying around - including moonshine...
[via Hippy Shopper ]
November 6, 2007 10:00 AM
Now I'm not sure if i could qualify Paris's look as style, perhaps more along the lines of cleverly safety pinned and adorned to show as much of her uber tanned emaciated body as possible. Apparently though such a clever look as wearing minuscule dresses and high heeled shoes can be stolen, and our Paris is being sued for having caused 'emotional distress' to the designer of the prostitute look. No, it's not Divine Brown, it's Nicolle O'Neill.
Um, who? Yes, doesn't ring any bells either, but considering she's produced a 'two page document that accuses the Hilton,26 of ripping off her style and spells out specific charges, including a claim that she stole O'Neill's idea to expose her underwear under her trousers', I'm guessing she's a trashy trailer type. hey, sometimes my thong shows too, want to sue me? i'm sure Paris is quaking in her size 9's.
October 26, 2007 11:20 AM
Here's some good news to kick of the weekend, hot off the Ecorazzi grapevine: it has emerged that Paris Hilton does not intend to go away at all -- ever.
That's right folks. The hotel heiress has announced that at the time of her death, she wishes to be cyrogenically frozen. And I quote: “‘It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.’ Great news!
It goes without saying that cryogenics is very energy intensive. Keeping Ms. Hilton perpetually frozen should place a nice dent on energy consumption over the course of hundreds of years. Unless she decides to freeze herself now; which might technically even things out in place of her emissions over the next 60 or more years...
[ via Hippy Shopper ]
October 24, 2007 4:09 PM
It's a scent smell off as we test the latest celeb offering in the office. Three of us girls sit down and try out Christina's new perfume, Jordan's Stunning and Paris Hilton Heiress. Which will win? You decide...
For once Paris was the center of attention and NOT enjoying it, as she was booed off stage at the Spike awards. The socialite walked onstage to deafening dismissal, which quickly overtook any possible applause there may have been, making her blushes almost as deep as her orange tan. Enjoy it yourself here!
October 18, 2007 11:11 AM
Stars come and go, but our trust in them varies, as much as their hair colour. After all Britters went from butter wouldn't melt to skanky haired single mom in a blink of an eyelid, therefore making her claims of long held virginity and no smoking lifestyle rather suss. Still, she doesn't top the list of the most untrustworthy celebs, a list of which Trusted Places has compiled , by asking readers to vote. So who did make the grade, and who fell short at the wayside?
Number 1: Paris Hilton with 29%
Well it's no surprise this heiress with a penchant for martini's, miniature dogs and a 'dream of philanthropy' is not considered a role model by most of us, seeing as she's had more caviar than most of us have had hot dinners. One week she's declaring she'll be teetotal, next she's wigging champagne and back to micro mini's and fishnets. She's voted even worse than Britney and that's saying something.
Number 2: Kate Moss with 24.3%
So Kate's gone from super waif to super mom (kids, what kids?) Kate is tabloid honey, be it her cocaine hell, her questionable men, or her penchant for unflattering (on us) waistcoats and selling out to whatever cosmetic contract comes her way. She might tell us she loves us.. but I'd take that with a pinch of salt. After all she 'loved' Pete remember?
Number 3: Britney Spears with 20.4% of the vote
Oh Britney.. I was once one of your staunchest defenders.. till you had that buzzcut those babies and the evil K-Fed preying on your assets. It's a hard world when a Mickey-Mouse club hottie isn't still hot, and having Xtina and Justin succeed so well is bound to hurt. Still, i wouldn't trust her to keep dates, or her word; she'd be the friend who calls an hour late to cancel when you've been tapping your heels.
Number 4:Jordan with 17.5% of the vote
Well if you can't trust a glamour model who regularly strips for a living and shag Peter Andre, who can you trust? I though have double F breasts was a prerequisite for honesty, but I guess if you're faking your body you can fake other things, even though suspect shed be a terrible liar. Still I can understand why we're not willing to give her a chance, oh what a world.
Number 5: Pete Doherty with 15%
Well anyone who cheated on Ms Moss has to be a rather big idiot don't ya think? I mean look at the no good, drugged out, pale skinned loser and the words 'dependable' and 'jolly good fellow' don't really spring to mind do they? Anyone silly enough to mess up such a good thing on purpose is not exactly going to go on my friends and family list, but what I find worrying is that he is considered BETTER than Britney, as I'd say they were more on par with each other. Oh well.
With thanks to Shiny Red for drawing this to our attention.
October 17, 2007 10:45 AM
skanky slutty hypocrite gorgeous Paris Hilton may be getting ready for her next big career break, and no, it''s not modelling a line of prison couture as seen by other celeb sites , even though I do think the fake chihuahua and prison stripes could be considered a good career move for Ms Hilton. I do like how you get a trashy blonde wig, sunglasses and a purse/dog though...
No Paris's new project is a little different, and I don't mean she is going to star as simple in a new series of the Simple Life. No, instead she has decided to 'give something back', (though no offer of millions yet) and is off to Rwanda in November a' la Angelina Jolie. Not that she could just go off her own bat of course, no there is a fully fledged camera crew and documentary taking place at the same time. Paris says, "I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me."
Perhaps the misconceptions stem from the fact that the heiress's new show is tentatively titled 'The Philanthropist' and that 'her journey to Rwanda on a charity mission with the Playing for Good organization, and as it is always the case, cameras will be following her. Paris’ five-day trek to the African country, where she will visit clinics and schools, will be filmed with the hopes of selling it as a reality show'. Oh you give back good girl.
September 28, 2007 1:04 PM
Paris shows us just how multi talented she is by adding another scent to her portfolio. It's called Can-Can and is inspired by Moulin Rouge, so I guess that means she is now entitled to wear slutty courtesan outfits in the name of promoting her new pong. 'I wear it every day', she says. 'Every time I make a new one I wear it all the time'. I guess that explains why she has made so many. You have to love/hate the little girl voice she speaks to the camera in, coyly batting eyelashes and fluffing her hair. Oh so HAWT!
For more pics see after the jump.
So, it looks like she's not even bothering with bottle design anymore, considering it's see-through! Still, she is a dab hand at sultry poses..
September 25, 2007 5:34 PM
Every girl needs a best friend, and as Paris has made a habit of discarding the old for the new ( as well as doing a passable imitation of a catholic school girl convert) we thought we'd try and redress the balance by suggesting potential NBF's for our lovely but lonely heiress.
Number 1 : Nicky Hilton
Well there's nothing like sisterly love when you're feeling down, and as long as Nicky's a brunette they don't have to battle it out for the bleach awards. Both are successful independent career women, and maybe Nicky's more low key lifestyle could influence Paris in a positive way. Boy trouble- big sis will sort it out, and as long as the girls stick together they can't fail. After all who else can really understand how a Hilton heiress feels?
Number 2: Dame Judi Dench
Sometimes a older wiser woman can be helpful, and Dame Judi would be a great maternal role model. true, Paris can chat to her own mum, but sometimes an outside opinion can be helpful. See how classy Paris looks next to the Dame- this could be the start of a more refined taste in clothes and lifestyle with sage wise advice from The Queen star.
Number 3: Kelly Osbourne
This reformed wild child could commiserate with Paris about the difficulty of growing up in the public eye, and giver her advice on her sartorial choices. Kelly has been vocal before about Paris's knickerless antics and I'm sure would have a sobering effect in person. In return Paris could share diet tips, and get hints on how to follow Kelly's footsteps onto the stage, where she currently stars in London's production of Chicago. And if Paris misbehaves I'm sure Ozzy would have a thing or two to say about it...
Number 4: Pamela Anderson
Both are blonde, both are known for not being body shy, and both have dated Rick Solomon, the other half to Paris's sex tape scandal. As well as comparing notes about him, they can also lean on each other, as Pam is no stranger to controversy, having her own sex tape scandal with Tommy Lee all that time ago.
Number 5: Nicole Richie
Well they do say that oldest friends know you better than anyone else, and though these girls have had their (MAJOR) differences, perhaps enough time has passed that they could recreate the time when they had just a Simple Life (sorry). Now that Nicole is a Mum to be perhaps she'll be a little less scary about her food intake, and a more sober Paris and her could hang out, drinking wheat-grass shots and shopping for her bump. It could be beautiful...
September 18, 2007 11:44 AM
- Everyone is abandoning the sinking ship that is Britney Spears's career. Her manager Jeff Kwantinez has quit and so has her attorney, Laura Wasser who has been representing Britters throughout her custody battle with ex Kevin Federline. Maybe she should advertise for some replacements on YouTube like P Diddy. [People]
- “Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I’m twice the size, height and everything else, of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part. When you realize that I am, at my size, one of the largest actresses there, you start to think, ‘I don’t think it’d be healthy for me to stay here much longer.” - Keira Knightley. Is she getting herself confused with someone else or does she have one of those wobbly fun-house mirrors? [Perez Hilton]
- Victoria Beckham is not going to be throwing any welcome parties for new L.A. resident Rebecca Loos. Mrs. Beckham is said to be devastated that her hubbie’s reported past bit-on-the-side is moving in on her turf and possibly jeopardising her acting aspirations. As an Oscar was practically her’s, eh? [Digital Spy]
- I love Dave Grohl. Not in a creepy stalker way, but even non Foo Fighters or Nirvana fans have got to hand it to the guy – he’s got style. And just to prove my fan worship worthy, the rock god has spoken out against socialite/ sex video star Paris Hilton: "Paris is f***ing lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." Yeah, I’ll bet she does too after that outburst. [The Sun]
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September 13, 2007 10:59 AM
It seems that Paris has at least realised the basics of human biology and noticed the lack of male presence in her life. But that's not stopping her.
I'm sorry, but if she's so 'noble' as to reach out to orphans, are the pretty ones only worth her time? I can see her lining them all up now..."Nope, too ugly. Ewww, too fat. Ooh, that's hot!"
Paris droned further, “I want a brood of little mini versions of me. I'll raise them to be the most famous women in the world." By making them do amateur porn?!
[Image: Getty; Source: Dlisted]
September 7, 2007 4:12 PM
Everyone's least favourite celebrity, Paris Hilton, has been steadfastly trying to build a new image for herself since her release from prison. Not easy for a girl who's entire media career was built upon one sex tape.
Paris has been seen recently with a decidedly more demure image and has now expressed her desire to become a mother. Seriously. The hilarity doesn't end there though. Not only does Paris want a baby by next year, despite not having a boyfriend let alone someone she's serious about, but she wants to name it London.
That might not be the most ridiculous of celebrity names (I'm looking at you Chris Martin) but it is appalling when you learn from Paris, “I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr, too.”
Oh dear Lord help us all. Celebrity fans will also know that London is the name of Britney Spears' latest pooch.
Paris also shared, “I love babies. I’d like three or four.” It seems that now Paris has seen Nicole Richie's baby bump it's a case of 'If she's got one, I have to have two!' Not exactly in fitting with the smart girl image she's trying for. But then, who didn't expect that to be a lost cause?
August 22, 2007 11:55 AM
-Naomi Campbell fights racism in fashion. "It's a pity that people don't appreciate black beauty," she says. [The Guardian ]
-Mel B is saying her new husband is a gentle kind loving soul that wouldn't kick a puppy, when court papers label him an "aggressive, violent, woman batterer". Talk about rose tinted spectacles.. [ TMZ ]
-Oh dear god, Paris Hilton is to release a second book, as clearly one autobiography is not enough for the heiress. I'm guessing it will focus on what she has learnt in jail. [Popcrunch ]
-Kevin Federline is lined up to star in One Tree Hill! He says he's 'really excited but won't let it interfere with his kids. Yeah, whatever. [The Superficial ]
August 17, 2007 3:56 PM
The lovely Paris always causes a stir wherever she is, and it seems that some fans felt so heady at the thought of seeing her at the boutique Kitson, that police were called to handle them. The clothing range embodies Paris's personal style , 'It's just from my closet to their closets," she said.
August 8, 2007 3:07 PM
So the rumours have been confirmed and yes, Paris Hilton, she of the ginormous feet will have a footwear range all her own. Us mere mortals can only shudder at the thought of her ogre like espadrilles smashing our plebeian faces into the dirt and smirking in bourgeoisie delight as us commoners scrabble around and beg to worship her pink painted tootsies.
In light of this recent news, there have been a spate of shoe styled drawings which give us an indication of what the range may look like, including 'Clodhoppers' and 'Supertankers'. Enjoy..
More pics after the jump.
[Images: Gallery of the Absurd ]
August 7, 2007 5:04 PM
Apparently some clever clogs thought that the tragic tale of a little girl gone off the rails, and sent to jail for crimes she had committed would make a marvellous setting for some hard core action. And now that Nicole is soon to be behind bars what could be better than the ex BFF's getting some girl on girl action? The porno stars two lookalikes, Sindee Jennings and Aubrey Adams, and we can expect lots of catchphrases and pink, such as 'that's hot', and 'oh, Tinkerbell...' Entitled Paris and Nicole go to jail the flick has a release date for September.
August 6, 2007 5:18 PM
Quite often, we journo types, get press releases sent to us. Of course, these press releases are designed to make us warm to a product or a new film or something. Sometimes, they are so over the top that it's actually hilarious. One, regarding Paris Hilton: The Biography, needs to be shared.
It reads "The subject of relentless media and public fascination, Paris Hilton is one of the most-discussed celebrities of her generation. From the teenage party girl who was ‘famous for being famous’ she has blossomed into an actress, pop star and successful businesswoman. Paris Hilton: Life On The Edge is the first major biography of this remarkable woman." Get that? She's remarkable.
Of course, the book will look at Hilton's relentless pursuit of fame and money... and naturally that includes that tape and other misdemeanors. We'll also hear all about her trysts with Leonardo DiCaprio and Backstreet Boy Nick Carter and her pals/foes Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie. In the words of the press release "Paris Hilton: Life On The Edge offers a unique insight into her complex character and shows that jail was the making not the breaking of her." Unique? Maybe. Complex? About as complex as an pastie. Available to buy 27 August for £9.99.
August 2, 2007 11:39 AM
-Prince doesn't seem to be a fan of Madonna, perhaps because he feels the world doesn't have room for both their ego's? At his concert last night he said, 'I got so many hits y'all can't handle me. I got more hits than Madonna's got kids.'. Considering she hasn't adopted that many I think he may have been doing himself a disservice. [NME ]
-The notoriously depressed Lily Allen seems to be happy for once, smiling and laughing as she poses in a panda costume , which she plans to wear on stage. Her blog which is usually full of suicidal ramblings now as a more upbeat tone, saying, ' I have had a wonderful few weeks, playing Glastonbury was the singularly most bestest moment of my entire life, and made me realise what this is all about.' Bless. [The London Paper ]
-Paris Hilton is to create a range of shoes! The heiress has long since bemoaned the lack of pretty pumps to cover her size 9 feet, so now she is taking on the designer world and creating her own! Expect lots of pink and satin... [Catwalk Queen ]
-Christina Aguilera's feeling poorly, pulling out of some of her scheduled gigs as she's under the weather.. or is just morning sickness? Though she isn't on record as being pregnant she clearly has a baby bump and has been talking about her motherhood plans with the media. 'I definitely want my children to know Spanish', she says. [Perez Hilton ]
July 31, 2007 1:10 PM
Sadly the Simple Life series has been canned after five wonderful seasons where we have been able to explore the innate bigotry, utter stupidity and vacuous antics of the heiress and her on/off best friend. I know we are all trying to contain our sobs at this end of an era, so why don't we watch a few highlights to say goodbye properly?
July 30, 2007 11:18 AM
-Who'd have thought someone as publicity shy as Richard Branson would ever have indulged in mile high romps at the tender age of 18. Then again, who's more surprised that the whisker wearing entrepreneur actually manged to pull? It's a toss up.'The problem with plane loos generally is that they are very small, and the acrobatics can’t take too long because there’s no room and people start banging on the door', reminisces Sir Richard. That must be why the Virgin planes have a larger loo than standard... [The Sun ]
-Poor little rich girl Paris Hilton has just lost out on a $51 million inheritance as her grandfather is embarrassed by her TV/prison/up the skirt antics. Instead he plans to give her windfall to charity instead. Never mind Paris, one more scandal and you'll have enough cash in advertising condoms and bibles that you won't feel the loss. [News Sawf ]
-Nicole Richie is sentenced.. finally. She has been ordered to serve a puny four days in jail, despite trying to whip up public sympathy by a possibly phantom pregnancy. When asked to comment on her baby bump the deputy district attorney said: "I don't have any information on that". [RTE ]
-Usher's on off wedding plans were definitely OFF again as mere hours before the wedding on Saturday the groom was calling it off, leaving the 100 or so guests fairly embarrassed and awkward. Among the now non attending crew were Beyonce and Jay Z as well as Janet Jackson. No one knows how ex bride and mother to be of his baby Tameka Foster is feeling but we're guessing she's not thrilled by this last minute ditch. [People ]
July 27, 2007 10:13 AM
- The lovely Claire Danes reveals more than planed when she experiences the dreaded celebrity nip slip, popping out of her top while being interviewed for MTV Canada. Oops. [Egotastic ]
-Kate Nash likes Lily Allen, she just doesn't want to be Lily. She says she finds the constant comparisons annoying and that 'it's lazy journalism and also quite sexist that there's not enough room for more than one female singer songwriter from London'. That's us told then. [Music Rooms ]
-Apparently Johnny Depp is planning to marry long term lover and mother of his two children, Vanessa Paradis. They've been together for nine years so it's really about time he made a honest woman out of her. [Dotspotter ]
-Paris Hilton is finally bowing to pressure by her neighbours and leaving her Hollywood Hills mansion. Her 3,000 square foot four bed, four bath mansion is on the market for $4.25 million if you fancy it. [Forbes ]
July 26, 2007 11:21 AM
-Publicity hound Britney is at it again, promising a tell all exclusive to a US magazine, where she'll come clean about her troubled life, rocky relationships and struggles with rehab. Will this be the curse of Chaotic all over again? [Daily Express ]
-Cameron Diaz has a new partner! the unlikely boy is Al Gore, but it's not what you're thinking as our Cam has no need of a sugar daddy, rather they are joining forces to fight global warming. I know, I know, you didn't see that coming. They are hosting a TV programme called 60 seconds to save the earth, which will feature eco tips and ask viewers to create messages to promote awareness. 'The planet needs a good publicist', says Diaz. [China Daily ]
-Paris Hilton is planning to make it in the musical business as she is reportedly in 'talks', and plans to perform next month in Toronto. [E Online ]
-Oh My God! Amy 'Winebox' Winehouse actually performed a scheduled gig. Seriously. The singer, best known for her diva like antics and public fondling of slimy double barreled husband, now seems to be fulfilling her contractual obligations. OK, she turned up an hour late, but at least she didn't spit or swear at the audience this time. [NME ]
July 10, 2007 2:39 PM
Yes, we know she's out and taking up singing/dancing/a life of Christ, but there are loyal fans out there who have felt it necessary to recreate her ordeal for our viewing pleasure. This has to be one of the best clips I've seen in a while.. and it's a series, so there's mucho Paris for your attention.
More Paris clips after the jump.
-Jade Goody declares her miscarriage a 'punishment from God' for her Big Brother behaviour. 'Last year everything I touched turned to gold,'she says. 'I was probably due a tumble'. [The Guardian ]
-Courtney Love played some of her greatest songs at her birthday bash last night. She didn't seem to thrilled by the recent smoking ban, commenting, 'The only place I can smoke in England is the House of Parliament. How retarded is that?' [MTV ]
-James Blunt reveals he used to be so addicted to online auction site eBay that he once tried to sell his sister on it. It worked out well though, as the man who 'bought' her ended up marrying her! [Digital Spy ]
-Lily Allen always has something to say, the quality of which we don't feel we should comment on. her latest inspired declaration addresses Paris Hilton. 'I love her. I think The Simple Life is genius. I can never figure out if she plays up to it or not.'. Thanks for sharing Lily. [Sky Showbiz ]
July 9, 2007 11:51 AM
-Eva Longoria and Tony Parker get married.. again. There's nothing like having two consecutive weddings to make a girl feel special, and the Desperate Housewives Star managed a civil ceremony, and then a lavish white wedding the next day. Double the presents? [US Magazine ]
-That Beth Ditto's a mouthy girl, with thoughts to share on everything from Pringles to Primark, and now it seems Angelina Jolie has fallen foul of her scathing tongue, for not being lesbian enough.'If she were actually a lesbian she'd be with a woman', Beth growls. Er, has she forgotten about the beautiful Brad? Sounds like sour grapes to me. [D Listed ]
-Billie Piper is to marry her current boyfriend and Treats co star Laurence Fox at the end of July. This follows hot on the heels of her Decree Nisi, and shortly after her ex Chris Evans revealed his future wedding plans. Somehting to prove, perhaps? [ITV ]
-Dear god, there is something really wrong with society, given the fact that ex jailbird alkie Paris Hilton has been nominated for a Teen Choice Award. Even if you ignore the fact that she hasn't done anything ever, the idea that teens should celebrate this walking alcopop is a little disturbing. Typically Fox Networks are running this, just to confirm any suspicions about Americans. and their priorities [TMZ ]
July 4, 2007 12:51 PM
Paris Hilton's unmentionables have been found and sold after bargain hunters scoured her dustbins, and such exciting things as her used toothbrush and some cans of empty dog food have been on eBay, selling for $305 apiece, and leaving one to wonder who is more popular, Paris or her bitch? It's a sad state if the princess and her pooch are both equally desirable by the public, still it's a dog eat dog world.
July 2, 2007 11:36 AM
-Kate Moss's party lifestyle may be catching up h her, as Agent Provocateur have just dropped Ms Moss as the face of their saucy lingerie brand, replacing her with.. a younger model! Could it all be over for the Moss dynasty? [Entertainment Wise ]
-"Everything is going to be fine," says Britney's Mum. "I've got a strong family, and everything is going to be fine." Sounds like she is trying to convince herself perhaps? It's not every day your daughter tries to pull an injunction against you, but it seems Mrs Spears is dealing admirably well. [The People ]
-Daniel Radcliffe is now immortalized in plaster, as his waxwork was revealed at Madam Tussuad's today. The Harry Potter star is the youngest ever recreated in plaster for the Tussuad's family and is sporting a suit and stubble rather than a Hogwarts gown. [LSE ]
-Newscaster Mika Brzezinski from MSNBC refused to read an update on Paris Hilton's release from jail. She apologised to the audience at the decision made to place Paris's release above news from Iraq and refused to. 'No,' she said, 'I hate this story and I don't think it should be the lead' Hear, hear.[The Guardian]
June 29, 2007 11:37 AM
Apparently her time inside gave her the opportunity to discover 'what was important to her'. She did comment on her bible holding antics though, 'I’ve always been religious. I went to Catholic school as a child. And I’ve always had a sense of spirituality, but even more so now, after being in jail,' yet unsurprisingly when questioned she didn't have a favourite biblical passage to hand. I'm sure she'll have prepared one for interview number 2..
June 28, 2007 11:34 AM
For those who missed out on the muddy goodness of Glastonbury, you can buy yourself some memorabilia if you wish.. with wristbands going for £41 on eBay! [eBay ]
-Remember that LA Sheriff who let Paris Hilton out of jail early? He's now issued a statement to try and curb the mockery he's undergoing due to his widely publicized overturned decision.“Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton’s medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I’m not going to let any inmate die in this jail. Everyone who goes in to serve county jail time is early released. If Ms. Hilton got preferential treatment, it’s that she spent more time in the county jail than the average inmate.” [Celebrity Rumours ]
-Coleen Mc Loughlin is to launch a new scent. One can only assume it will appeal to the aspirational WAg in waiting and have overtones of Asda and ambition. [Now ]
-The Germans have forbidden Tom Cruise access to film on their soil. And it's not just because they think the last mission impossible was a flop, its because he's a Scientologist; and the Germans don't like Scientologists. Fair enough. [Dotspotter]
June 27, 2007 11:06 AM
-The much beloved Michael Parkinson is to give up TV. After 36 years in the business he has interviewed pretty much everyone, from Muhammad Ali to Fred Astaire, and is well overdue a bit of time off. [Channel 4 ]
-Despite Mrs Spears claiming her daughter is her 'most treasured child', it seems these sentiments are returned with Britney having allegedly issued a restraining order against her mother, to prevent her from visiting her sons. there are also rumours that mommy dearest likes to abuse prescription medication, and no one likes a doped up granny round their little ones. [Metro ]
-Paris Hilton went right out of prison and right to the beauty salon.. well, in true Hilton style they came to her. At 9.30am this morning Paris had Dream Catchers hair extensions in the privacy of her home, "Full length, 20 inches of extensions....blonde, of course," said the Dream Catchers rep. So much for Paris's new superficial free lifestyle. [A Socialite's Life ]
-Yes we all know the Spice Girls are reforming.. but did you know that the delightful harmonies of Wannabe will be spiced up with a lotta digital power? Apparently ten years on their singing talents have decreased somewhat, so the tech is necessary to prevent mass rioting amongst the fans. "As they sing, the computer program corrects the mistakes so that the sound comes out as the desired sound - so they appear to be able to sing really well live," said an industry source. [Dotspotter ]
June 26, 2007 6:02 PM
Well, we knew it was only a matter of time before she was on the loose; and we're not really surprised that she did it to such public fanfare or managed to to her walk of
fame shame in what looks suspiciously like Chanel. Then she was whisked of to talk about her ordeal for an undisclosed sum, poor child. It will be a little odd if she actually pockets the proceeds though, as surely such a reformed character would donate the money to a worthy charity? It's not like it will affect her fortune at all anyways. perhaps her popularity will wane after her jail time, indeed though someone is selling her garbage on eBay it hasn't actually received any bids.. perhaps they think her rubbish is just rubbish after all?
Paris takes her first steps of fresh air in three weeks and struts down the
red carpet prison stairs like a pro, waving to the crowds and smiling coyly.
-Madonna has just purchased a new place of residence, for a cool £6 million. She won't have far to move though, as the house is next door to her eight bed-roomed mansion. I guess she must really like the area. [ITV ]
-Nicole Kidman is to star in the new Nintendo DS Lite adverts, for the Brain Training game.. because she has so much knowledge to share with us , or because she is blonde? The jury's still out. [Digital Spy ]
-Dissing Victoria Beckham can be bad for your wealth.. Star Magazine just had to pay out an undisclosed amount after declaring her 'picky and rude' on the set of her new TV show. The problem was, filming hadn't actually started for the show yet. Oops! [ Agent Bed Head ]
-The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expo has offered the newly free Paris Hilton $1million to teach a class entitled, "How to Build Your Brand." Step one: Sex on camera. Step two: Prison couture. Step three: Run for presidency? [D Listed ]
June 21, 2007 3:45 PM
Kate Moss sparks worries about her health as she is photographed with some seriously skinny pins. What a shocker. Need I mention her career is based around her minuscule waistline? [ The Sun ]
-Britney throws a strop while filming her latest perfume commercial. Apparently she got angry at the film crew and stormed off set, and is not returning any calls. Well she has to raise interest in her new pong somehow.. [A Socialite's Life ]
-Is it all over for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? Th e couple haven't been seen out much in public anymore; could the Brokeback Mountain hottie have just been Reese's rebound from Ryan Phillipe? [ US Magazine ]
-Paris Hilton has set a new record; for the most mail ever received by an inmate! Yes, fans of the heiress can't get enough of writing to the locked up lady.. or perhaps it's all hate mail? She won't be short of toilet paper, whatever happens. [TMZ ]
June 20, 2007 2:57 PM
There may be better mental images than the podgy Jack pushing it to the pouting heiress, but the equation is still fairly mind boggling. Just why do all these *hot* girls seem to persistently do it with people below their attractiveness bracket? A giant sized ego boost? it's not just avid Star Trip readers who are shocked either, as Ozzie himself was heard to say, 'He didn't shag her, did he? Well done, my son!' It's always the parents who are the last to know..
When Paris is finally free from prison, she may be inclined to feel slightly more benevolent towards other people experiencing such cramped conditions.. such as chicken. Yes, the charity PETA is hoping Paris will consent to voice a battery hen in upcoming videos where they educate people as to the inhumane conditions that many animals live in. PETA spokesman Dan Mathews said: "We’re asking Paris to narrate our Kentucky Fried Cruelty video showing how chickens are routinely crammed into tiny cages and suffer broken wings and legs. Unlike inmates at the jail in LA, these animals get no reprieve or medical treatment."
June 15, 2007 11:39 AM
Say what you want about her sex tapes/lifestyle/sartorial sense, but the girl has always managed to be incredibly entertaining. Whether she is wailing away in court at the injustice of having to serve time, living it up with ex best friend Nicole Richie or any of the bad boy rocker she goes for, she always creates headlines. Well now creative genius Stan Lee has been commissioned to draw the Paris Hilton series for MTV. Stan is no stranger to nominating celebrities, having been a driving force behind the train wreck show that was Stripperella, (Pamela Anderson; a stripper by day, a superhero by night) . We can expect 'It's Hot' catchphrases, and a merchandise line that includes Paris Hilton Barbie's, with tastefully deciorated prison clothing, and a choice of toy web-cams to accompany her. It can't come soon enough.
June 14, 2007 11:23 AM
In the news: Kate Moss profits from cocaine scandal and Britney Spears needs help with her new album
-Britney Spears asks fans to help her choose the title of her new album. Will you choose 'Integrity', 'Dignity' or 'Down Boy'. I'd like to nominate 'Oops I did Fed again', but that's just me. [Popjustice]
-Paris Hilton met a cosmetic surgeon while under house arrest at the Hilton mansion. Perhaps she was thinking a face transplant would help her escape from prison. That's hot.. or not? [US Magazine ]
-Kate Moss's income has now doubled. It seems that taking cocaine and getting drunk really equals success. Just the sort of role model we need . [Dotspotter ]
-Prince William likes to keep the media close.. and his ex girlfriend closer. Kate Middleton will be attending the Diana memorial at Wembley on July 1st, along with Prince Harry and his girlfriend. Watch this space.. [Daily India ]
June 13, 2007 12:01 PM
- The Spice Girls are recording a reunion album for Christmas. Are they selling out on their girl power ethos? [Holy Moly ]
-Oh Britney! Just when you were recovering from the whole K Fed
incident you had to gout in public and let it all hang out Hilton
style. Darling do remember the cardinal rules of tit tape next time,
for all our sakes! [ Celebrity Rumours ]
-Mr and Mrs Hilton visit their jailbird daughter. "She was very happy," Kathy Hilton said. "She wants to just do her time and get on with it." [The People ]
-Everyone's a celeb nowadays; and now their tattoo artists are too! We've covered the best tattoos out there and now we have the best artistes in the new reality TV show London Ink. David Beckham's chief tattoo artist Louis Malloy is taking part, and we can expect a host of other unknowns to pop out the woodwork as well. [The London Paper ]
June 11, 2007 3:05 PM
So she's back inside again. Great. it would be more exciting had she stayed there, rather than left, returned, cried and made a public statement. It seems even in the throes of despair she still has a nose for the media, and unfortunately she does make such great headlines that I can't enforce a ban on her. Her latest blooper would be telling the press to, 'concentrate on Iraq,' rather than devote all their attention to her. Well, at least she knows what Iraq is; but seriously.. This must be the first time she's ever tried to deflect publicity and trying to comment on the war may not have been the wisest choice.
June 8, 2007 12:32 PM
We can reveal that Paris's trouble with the law isn't over yet with summons issued to get her before Judge Michael Sauer. Judge Michael wants to find out how she managed to get released, when he had expressly ordered her to serve out her (reduced) sentence inside.
Thank bloody god. it really did seem like she had managed to get away with it, after all, house arrest at the Hilton mansion is not exactly difficult is it? Oh that I had to be confined for a month to a house that contained a gym, Jacuzzi, tennis courts and unlimited alcohol and chefs. How troubled and upset I'd be by those restrictions.
In fact, I would like to volunteer to serve time in lieu of the lovely Paris. Why should she suffer such indignity when I'd be happy to enjoy Hilton luxury on her behalf. Prison, hah! It'd be a spa trip. I'm not holding out a huge amount of hope though; as to send the heiress back to jail the judge would have to wrangle with the sheriff's department, and it would get all political. Yes, I'm sure they would argue that Paris found jail very stressful; big surprise! I seriously doubt though that she had some fully fledged mental breakdown; that would be convenient now wouldn't it? she freaks out a little, and now she gets sent home to recuperate in the loving bosom of her billionaire contemporaries. Justice has been served.
In fact, I would like to volunteer to serve time in lieu of the lovely Paris. Why should she suffer such indignity when I'd be happy to enjoy Hilton luxury on her behalf. Prison, hah! It'd be a spa trip. I'm not holding out a huge amount of hope though; as to send the heiress back to jail the judge would have to wrangle with the sheriff's department, and it would get all political. Yes, I'm sure they would argue that Paris found jail very stressful; big surprise! I seriously doubt though that she had some fully fledged mental breakdown; that would be convenient now wouldn't it? she freaks out a little, and now she gets sent home to recuperate in the loving bosom of her billionaire contemporaries. Justice has been served.
June 7, 2007 3:13 PM
Soo.. it can now be confirmed that our blonde primadonna is now a free woman. I wonder if it's songs like these that helped?
Oh come on. So Paris finds being knocked up distressing, and the lack of privacy, luxury and mobile phone coverage trying. Well, woop de doo. I don't think her fellow inmates much appreciate it either, but then they don't have mega bucks waiting for them when they come out do they. Call yo a justice yourself a justice system? She better stay in, or the whole integrity of the courts will be forever in question. Oh, that's already true isn't it. Better let her out then to spew more inane banter to the media masses.
June 6, 2007 4:01 PM
Oh dear, our favourite Hilton is now locked up, so we are sadly lacking in any new footage to
take the piss out of entertain ourselves with, so we've resorted to some classic clips.
June 5, 2007 10:39 AM
The Hilton heiress has just started her jail term and already the cash cows are starting to milk it- namely the venerable institute that is Madame Tusssuad's New York, bringing out a jail time waxwork of Ms Hilton. Apparently the black and white clad prison attire that replaces her usual pink frock will remain on
Paris the dummy for the length of Paris's prison sentence.
June 4, 2007 12:15 PM
The voice, that hair, the lack of breasts.. it must be Paris, right? Well, even if i'm not 100% convinced the politics sound the same..
We can't confirm whether or not Paris has actually checked into her facility yet, though rumors are abounding that she has, but we can tell you if she doesn't get her perky little ass inside within 24 hours there will be consequences worse than a oestrogen filled Big Brother. Her stay at Century's twelve cell special needs unit will be a vast change from the glamorous MTV movie awards she attended this weekend, time on her own to reflect on her misdeeds perhaps? The jail is currently under a 24 hour media watch, with special area's cordoned off for the press, though there are strict sanctions against compromising security of the inmates.
"I am trying to be strong right now," she told reporters on the red carpet, at the MTV awards this weekend. "I'm ready to face my sentence. Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me, and that's really helpful."
May 31, 2007 10:04 AM
Well, to be honest there are less than 12 days till our heiress hits the slammer, but this song celebrates her Xmas style, hence the *snappy* title. Cue brilliant lines and witticisms about the difficulties she will encounter- namely gaining weight and lack of hairdressers!
May 25, 2007 11:09 AM
The clock is ticking down for Paris, who has been spotted stocking up on DVD's and art supplies for her
holiday prison sentence, but it's vids like these that help us remember just why she's such a bad gurl. Once called the real life barbie doll, here it seems someone is taking her literally..
May 22, 2007 12:59 PM
Socialite Paris's chance of a reprieve are looking slim, with even her own mother saying that , "Hopefully young people who look up to Paris will learn from this." The 26 year old will be equipped with a panic device giving her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she encounters trouble. Trouble? Paris? Now why would anyone assume that?
May 18, 2007 11:29 AM
I wouldn't normally dedicate this many columns to the blonde heiress, but she is just so eminently
amusing newsworthy that I can't resist. With her prison date set as June 5th, the public waits with bated breath to see if there will be any change to her sentence. It's already been halved from 45 days to 23, and she will be having a private cell, for 'safety' reasons apparently, at the Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood.
It still seems pretty surreal that such a young privileged woman is actually going to serve time for an offence she committed on multiple occasions - maybe the law really is fair after all. Time will tell on the countdown as petitions to Free Paris spring up everywhere, countered by Jail Paris petitions. You can cast your vote if you think that driving under the influence shouldn't count if you are blonde and spoilt, or sit back gleefully with the rest of us as she finally gets her comeuppance. Now let's take a look at the luxury she'll be staying in for her time in the slammer.
It's a long way from Beverly Hills..
The wonder that is the lovely Paris has now been immortalized in a way we would never had believed, had the evidence not been presented to us. Yes, the soon-to-be-jailbird now has an artwork dedicated to her in the province of New York, in the Capla Kesting Fine Art Gallery where amused visitors can trawl through her innards - displayed as a white sculpture. This representation of Paris wouldn't be complete without her precious tiara and loyal follower Tinkerbell, scrabbling over her corpse as she lies passively on a stone slab.
The statue 'is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking', and I suppose sifting through the intestines of Paris could put anyone off an extra beer after work. An interesting take on the celebrity status and its implications, but really just another notch in the Hilton crown. There's no such thing as bad publicity right? Right?
May 17, 2007 1:15 PM
Omigod... I can't believe no one thought of this sooner! An amazing vocal experience celebrating the wonder that is Paris Hilton and asking her to just go away. That's hot!
May 8, 2007 5:02 PM
Here's a little song dedicated to Paris Hilton.
May 4, 2007 10:57 AM
There is a god, a supreme deity whose divine grace suffuses all those around him with a serene glow, safe in the knowledge that all is right with the world. Good will defeat evil, and celebutard socialite trash will face the consequences of their actions. Who is this god? The Los Angeles City Attorney, who this week filed papers recommending that Paris Hilton spend a minimum of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation.
After being caught driving under the influence, Paris had her licence suspended. As she's a celebutard dumbass, she carried on driving regardless.
TMZ had all the scoop: "While her license was suspended, Hilton was stopped by the CHP last January 15, and again by the L.A. County Sheriffs on February 27. The City Attorney will argue that Hilton certainly knew after she was stopped in January that she wasn't allowed to drive, so the second stop was a flagrant violation of law. The documents suggest Hilton mistakenly relied on her lawyer's assumption that Hilton had a right to drive, but the City Attorney claims in the legal papers that it's a bogus argument."
"According to the papers, Hilton also failed to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days of the order directing her to do so.
"The legal papers ask that 'Hilton be ordered to serve 45 days in County Jail.' Prosecutors also want her to be ordered 'not to consume any alcohol for a continuous period of 90 days.'
"During that 90-day period, prosecutors want her 'to be monitored for alcohol consumption ... by use of a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring (SCRAM) device at her expense.' The City Attorney wants more. Because of her 'flagrant' driving violations, they want her licence suspended for an additional four months -- and they want her car impounded for 30 days."
Court documents here, for curious legal types.
[Images supplied by Getty]
April 23, 2007 12:14 PM
I know, they're just posing for a photograph as fellow celebutards, but a girl can dream, can't she? How perfect would they be together? I've never seen a better skank mirror.
April 19, 2007 12:20 PM
Uh oh. I can't imagine anything worse than having the entirety of my life on the interweb exposed for all to see. Lindsay Lohan, poor lamb, doesn't even need to imagine, as her MySpace and gmail accounts have been hacked, and some of the contents made public - email slanging matches between her and Paris Hilton, private messages to Stavros, that sort of thing.
According to the report on LiveJournal community ohnotheydidnt, not only will a website revealing all of the hacked information go live in the next few days, but none other than nemesis Paris Hilton is behind the attack.
April 17, 2007 6:09 PM
Ohnoes! My BFF (or for this 3.5 minute segment, anyway) Paris Hilton is afraid of going to jail! She thinks it'll ruin her reputation and career! I don't think she realises that her reputation is being a skank and her career involves being paid to go to parties and act in a manner most unbecoming of a living creature. Nobody tell her, it'd break her heart.
Anyway. If you don't want to go to prison, don't do illegal shit, like driving under the influence and then violating your probation order. It's not rocket science.
But the poor little madam is afraid her life will be ruined if one Manolo-shod foot so much as crosses the jailhouse threshold. Friends told more magazine: "Paris says if she goes to jail, even for just a day, her life will be over. She knows she'll lose a lot of work if she gets a reputation as someone who has done time. Her whole career is based on her image and maintaining a fan base - she has nothing else to rely on. She's petrified. She's the butt of quite a few jokes in Los Angeles these days and she hates it. She's been crying a lot, especially when she's been drinking, and is scared that her life is falling apart. She's missed two club appearances in the past couple of weeks. People in the industry are taking her less seriously and she doesn't feel like she's Hollywood'sGolden Girl any more. She's more alone than ever before right now and this could be one situation she can't charm her way out of."
March 30, 2007 12:57 PM
Oh frabjous joy! My favourite dumber than toast celebutard, Paris 'sack of potatoes' Hilton, may be about to face the consequences of her actions for the first time ever. We can only hope, anyway. In February she was caught driving while suspended. Now the City prosecutors are asking an unnamed judge to revoke the probation order she's currently under for reckless driving, meaning she could wind up in jail.
Now, while I don't wish jail terms on people, as it's not good for my karma, I do hope that the judge decides to punish Paris' transgression with something more imaginative than a $2,000 fine she'll never even notice. Paris is claiming she didn't know she was banned from driving. The hearing will be 17 April.
"We're confident we have sufficient evidence to prove that her license was suspended and that she had knowledge of that suspension," said Nick Velasquez, a spokesman for the city attorney's office.
March 29, 2007 12:35 PM
Like, that is so totally hot, yeah? I'm, like in this movie, and like they make me do stuff, and it'll be really really hot, you know what I'm saying? Because, like, I'm so totally hot. How many other heiresses do you know who've got their own porn careers, TV shows, filmographies, and albums? But, like, even though I am so totally hot, and I know that this movie will be like totally hot because I'm in it, I dunno what it's about.
Well Paris, I think the clue might be in the title. It's called The Hottie and the Nottie, which means it's going to be a fairly predicatable Emma / Pygmallion mash-up. So the next time a waiting photographer or journo asks you what your film is about, as happened outside LA's Koi restaurant this week, you can say more than "I don't know." TMZ have the video, but you have to suffer through 1m10s of blah before you get to the Q and A.
March 21, 2007 12:49 PM
Some women just ooze grace and charm. Paris Hilton is not one of them. Amazingly made famous by a sex tape in which she couldn't be more disinterested if she tried, the blonde celebutard who would go to the opening of an envelope has since been all over the internet for copious drug-taking, racist sing-alongs, and a steady stream of impeccable behaviour not limited to pissing in a taxi.
So what's the latest news in Hilton land? Another sex tape. The interweb is aflame of news of a sex tape of Paris and Cee-Lo from Gnarls Barkley. Media Take Out has what it claims is a picture from the tape of the pair in a compromising position. It could be them. It might not. You decide.
March 19, 2007 12:22 PM
I love television, I really do. I love the way it provides us with insight into the lives of others, all the while entertaining and informing. What I love most about television, however, is that in its efforts to educate and entertain - all the while keeping those viewing figures up, up, up! - it manages to be unbelievably dumb. Not pissing on an electric fence dumb, but having sex with the fence before taking it home to meet the family dumb. Case in point? The Simple Life season
800 million five.
In the latest outing of the show, celebutards Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are going to be counsellors at a camp in Southern California, where they will be working with impressionable youths, ostensibly looking after their emotional development and well-being. Umm. Making matters worse, the word on the wire is that the girls won't be working as actual counsellors, as their refusal to take drug tests precluded them from the role. Double umm. Making matters so much worse as to make suicide an appealing option, one of the roles the girls will fill is that of fat camp counsellor, helping the youth of America get fit and lose weight. As long as they don't start promoting ADD drugs and and horse steroids I'm sure it'll be fine. After all, does America have a better, healthier, weight-loss role model than Nicole Richie?
March 12, 2007 12:04 PM
Word on the street is that Paris Hilton has either the world's most amazing push-up bra, or has gotten breast implants. By looking at this photo, you can certainly see what all the fuss is about, considering it appears Paris can't even stop staring. I have a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea that people are sitting around thinking
or blogging about Paris Hilton's breasts. I would much rather talk about her amazing acting skills. What do y'all think?
February 20, 2007 11:49 AM
Paris Hilton,fortunately, showed up to her 26th birthday fully clothed, and not just wrapped in microphone wire. However, she looked a little off. There's a bit of smeared make-up all over her nose, and not to mention the weird circular bruises on her chest. Although, I'm thinking her bruises are due to "cupping", which is like acupuncture. Gwyneth Paltrow caused a stir when she had this done, and was left covered in the same kind of circular bruises. I could be wrong, but I think it may be a possibility. However, Paris might have just gotten in a wicked suction cup fight. Who knows...
February 16, 2007 11:33 AM
While in Austria this week to attend the Vienna Opera Ball, Paris Hilton was met by some over zealous fans. Apparently, while Paris was shopping at a Vienna mall, her bodyguards had to quickly whisk her away as her "devoted fans" started pelting the heiress with trash. Yes,trash: cigarette boxes, lipstick, and tissues. How hilarious is that? However, Paris just brushed the incident off as "no big deal" and that she loves her fans. Take a hint, Paris. Maybe they were just mad because they didn't receive one of Paris' super special birthday invitations.
February 15, 2007 11:43 AM
Paris Hilton and I are so alike. I,too, regularly send out party invitations to family and friends that have naked photos of myself. I mean, really, who doesn't do that? (I'm kidding. Please do not email me asking for an invite.) How self-obsessed and vain does one have to be to do that? I enjoy how she's wrapped herself in microphone wire. Is she alluding that this party will involve a Paris concert? Way to get people to come to your party, Paris. Bribe them with your music. That'll get you a lot of gifts. For those of you who won't be receiving this invitation in the mail, and will sadly miss a half-naked Paris drunkenly singing "Happy Birthday"; perhaps this video will do.
February 5, 2007 11:27 AM
On Friday, a federal judge ordered a temporary restraining order against ParisExposed.com, and the distribution of Paris Hilton's personal items. Bardia Persa reportedly received the belongings for $10million, and has since used Paris' sex tapes, videos, and photographs to run a subscription based website, exploiting the heiress and her idiotic escapades.
The judge's injunction prohibits Persa from selling any health records, phone numbers, addresses, and any "photographs, videos, and writings depicting Plaintiff in a sexual manner not previously exposed to public viewing". Persa cannot start up another website, or do anything remotely involving Paris Hilton without her consent, for the time being. Persa will appear in court on February 16, to explain why the injunction should not be extended. Well, it was fun while it lasted. However, even if they permanently shut down ParisExposed, the videos and photographs are all over the Internet now, anyway.
January 31, 2007 4:31 PM
If you didn't hate her enough already, here's another reason. Enjoy a drunk/stoned Paris singing "We Are Family" with lots of racial slurs while trying to dance with her then fiance, fashion model Jason Shaw. It's also Jason Shaw in all the other "exposed" videos of Paris...not just a random guy she met on the street. (Shocking, I know.)
Paris Hilton is apparently a little upset about the launch of ParisExposed.com. The website shows Paris' personal photos, videos, medical records, and diaries that were were auctioned off for $2,775 when the heiress failed to pay a storage facility fee. Paris' belongings were later bought by ParisExposed for $10million, and now they're being sued by a very upset Hilton who is "appalled that people are exploiting my and my sisters' private personal belongings for commercial gain", and claims she's concerned that "the information could be used for identity theft or harassment".
Paris, I think you're actually more concerned about the photos of you smoking weed, the video of you smoking a tampon, and perhaps the video of you laughing while getting groped by Joe Francis as some guy snorts cocaine off of his own chest. Yeah, that is pretty appalling. Maybe you should have just paid the storage facility fee! Or maybe you should stop recording yourself doing stupid things...hmm, there's a thought.
January 24, 2007 9:53 AM
Sometimes I just want to give up on being a human. Apparently Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton will be teaming up on a reality TV show called Virgin Territory. Produced by Kevin Blatt, the
pervy producer of One Night in Paris, Hilton
and Jameson's purpose on the show will to help a bunch of male virgins "lose it". Isn't
this great? So when your parents said to "wait for someone special"
they really meant to lose your virginity in a well documented TV show, with the help of a porn star and millionaire heiress. Blatt predicts Territory will be more watched than One Night,
and is even putting up billboards in Time Square and LA to help him
find himself a few good virgins as "finding virgins in NYC or Los
Angeles is no easy task!"
January 23, 2007 11:49 AM
First Lindsay, now Paris. After being arrested for driving under the influence in September, Paris Hilton plead "no contest" to the charges placed against her. Her punishment? The millionaire heiress was ordered to pay a fine of $1,500 and must also attend an alcohol rehabilitation program. Hilton still gets to keep her driver's license, but is on probation for 36 months, and can reduce that down to 24 months if she completes 40 hours of community service. I can't believe she has to pay over a thousand dollars. My god. I sure hope she can afford it. Plus, I have a terrible feeling that her "community service" will be co hosting a "Sobriety...That's Hot" neighborhood, bikini clad, car wash with Lindsay Lohan.
December 21, 2006 3:28 PM
Yes, Paris DOES wear knickers, bucking the celebrity trend du jour. And a pair of grundies she wore during her holiday in St Tropez earlier this year are up for grabs on eBay. They're made by Vive Maria, who I assume are an expensive fashion label, although my knicker-knowledge is flimsy enough that they may just be the Santa Monica equivalent of TK Maxx.
December 19, 2006 11:45 AM
Maybe it's time to start calling Paris, Sister Paris Mary Hilton. Apparently, Paris thinks that "sex is sacred". Paris reportedly told the London Mirror that the last time she had sex was,
"About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care...I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single...Sex is sacred. People should’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.”
Oh good, she's giving sex advice to young girls. Perfect. She's practically holy, that Paris. And who knows, maybe sex really is sacred to her; so sacred she has to video tape it to preserve those precious moments.
December 18, 2006 10:04 AM
This weekend ViralVideoChart.com released its top ten list of the most watched celebrity videos. Top honors went to Britney Spears, as the
stoned video of her burping and contemplating time travel was viewed 3,311,19 times. ("HUH?!?!")
Lindsay Lohan's "Paris Hilton is a C**t" video, as well as the video where Keira Knightly plays "Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Head" on her teeth made the cut. However, I find the most interesting video on this list to be Paris Hilton "singing" to Hugh Hefner on his birthday. And by "interesting" I mean "so disgustingly untalented that I burst into giggle fits of glee". Her talents as a singer are absolutely breath taking. Enjoy!
December 15, 2006 11:56 AM
Apparently the Myspace bulletin written by Paris Hilton defending Britney Spears, wasn't written by Paris at all. Hilton's reps say, "Paris did not write it. She does not have a MySpace account." Hmmm, perhaps that would explain why it was actually readable and made sense. So, the "Official Paris Hilton Page" is indeed, not so official. This is heartbreaking news considering I recently messaged her telling her how totally awesome, and like how pretty and smart she was. How embarrassing...
In other tragic Myspace news, Kevin Federline has apparently deleted JR Rotem off of his Top 20 friends list, after JR was seen canoodling with Britney Spears. He's so ballsy, that Kevin. You get him where it hurts...Myspace. Ouch! You're my hero, Kev.
December 13, 2006 12:13 PM
Tis the season...to be racist, apparently. We've all heard of Michael Richard's rant and use of the "N word", Mel Gibson's drunken racial slurs but now D'Andre Ford, a member of staff for the US television show Extra!, caught an act road rage induced racism on tape!
I'm not exactly sure what is wrong with people or why celebrities are stupid enough to use the "N Word" on tape - or at all, even. However, I ran across this clip of Saturday Night Live with Jude Law doing a spoof of Paris Hilton apologizing for being caught using a "no-no" word on video. It's brilliant, even though Jude doesn't do the best Nicky Hilton impression.
Paris is such a good friend, that I almost kinda wish that we were best friends. Knowing that Britney has been under a lot of scrutiny lately, Paris decided to defend her the best way she could think of: on her Myspace. In a bulletin posted to all 162,287 of her closest friends -that surprisingly didn't inlcude "WTF??!!" or a single "OMFG!!!1!"-Paris wrote,
"Lately, you've been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her "beh avior" and sadly they're blaming the issue on her being friends with me. Yeah, me and Brit have become really close in the past few weeks, and we've gone out alot in the past few nights, but I never influence anything she does, and neither does anyone else..."
Maybe the best part was when she said, "She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting."
Uh-huh, sure. I imagine that about 3am when Britney finally stumbles in, reeking of cigarette smoke and Grey Goose, her parenting skills are on fire. And then 3 hours later when her children are awake, she's 100% willing to ignore her massive hangover to watch Sesame Street and eat Cheerios with her boys.
Thanks for clearing that up, Paris. Love ya, babe!
December 11, 2006 11:23 AM
Our favorite "Best Friends Forever!!!" team is seriously cracking us up. Britney's posse must be doing some serious damage control lately. Last week she wrote an apology to her fans on her official website,saying that she "probably" had taken her new freedom and partying too far. She was even spotted this weekend in Hollywood with demure, brown hair. Are we supposed to believe that she's suddenly all humble and responsible again? BAH!
And that brings us to Paris Hilton. Paris was seen in LA this past weekend with her old boyfriend Stavros
Nachos Niarchos. What's even more disturbing, is that she's been wearing a big ole rock on her engagement ring finger. Again, who is she kidding? How many times has this girl been engaged? And do these two party gals really think that they're fooling us with all of this "settling down" rubbish?
I think not, ladies. Good try though. Now, if you can both start wearing underwear and stay out of Hyde, we might feel a little tingle of hope. But until then, we have our eye on you...and your little dogs, too.
November 28, 2006 3:59 PM
Is sharing stockings the latest trend? Britney, we are very excited that you dumped K-Fed. Really! We are even more excited that you've been seen sans Frappuccino and bare feet lately. But WHAT is this "sharing stockings with Paris Hilton" nonsense? Do you even know where those stockings have been? We're glad you found a friend and that you're celebrating not being pregnant for what seems like the first time in a decade. But honey, this is just looking like a more expensive version of your Cheeto and Red Bull days...
I thought they'd made up, but apparently not. The Sun has a video of a verbal altercation between Paris and Lindsay outside Paris' mansion, after Li-Lo stormed out and bad-mouthed the hostess to the waiting paparazzi.
You can't actually see much, but you can hear Lindsay shouting about Paris having elbowed her and thrown a drink over her, and also screaming "cokehead" back at the house. And The Sun claims you can hear Paris shouting "firecrotch!" right back at her.
Lumme. Watch the video here and see what you think.
November 24, 2006 9:18 AM
Well, alright, they just had a Narrow Brush With The Long Arm Of The Law, after Paris' neighbours complained about the disturbance from a party thrown by the heiress and pal Britney. I'm guessing they weren't playing K-Fed's album loud, although you never know.
Actually, according to The Sun, the problem wasn't noise, but the huge hordes of paparazzi gathered outside popping their flashbulbs. Despite Paris' best eyelash-batting efforts, cops arrived and broke up the party. "Paris tried to turn on her schoolgirl charm with the officers but they told her to ask everyone to leave," a source tells the paper.
November 17, 2006 9:04 AM
I'm not a huge fan of Texas. My dad probably is. But this morning I think frontwoman Sharleen Spiteri deserves a damehood, after she almost socked it to Paris Hilton at a Vanity Fair party in London on Wednesday. The Mirror has the story: apparently Paris was doing her regular trick of dancing on seats – except I never realised before that she gets her minders to clear the surrounding area before doing it.
Anyway, someone threw ice cubes at her, she thought (wrongly) that it was Sharleen, and screamed at her "What the f*** did you do, you f***ing ugly idiot?". To which Sharleen "pulled her fingers into a fist and screamed: 'F*** off, I'm not scared of you'", proving that Paris can't just – wait for it – say what she wants to other celebrities.
Sadly, before Sharleen could turn Paris into a black eyed
boy girl, minders pulled them apart. Spoilsports.
November 14, 2006 12:03 PM
That's basically the story, to be honest. As Lindsay left a Hollywood club last week, she was asked if she'd been partying with Paris Hilton. Lindsay's butter-wouldn't-melt reply? "She's a c***". I think I may have just switched to Team Li-Lo. Click below to watch it.
October 13, 2006 5:43 PM
Top Ten Stories - Alec Baldwin Continues Missing His Anger Management Therapy, & Paris Hilton Is Single Yet Again. Surprised?
Alec Baldwin is a nasty pasty. But a sexy one, mind, regardless of his temper.
Lindsay Lohan's mum has been mouthing off to the press about how she'd make a great Lara Croft. At least she's got the fake titties!
It seems when your trashy ex-wife assaults your new even trashier girlfriend, it's best not to stay together, in the case of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker.
China is not a fan of Jay Z, in particular his use of expletitives and suggestive language, banning him from ever performing there.
For those 3 people that care, Howard K. Stern has been listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's birth certificate.
Ashlee Simpson continues in her quest to be better looking than Jessica, by getting more plastic surgery, this time to her eyes and chin. Someone tell her that she's been better looking than Jessica since birth?
Gwen Stefani is releasing a new solo album this December, sparking fear in those with bad taste that there will never be another No Doubt album again.
Like we needed more evidence about Michael Jackson's sanity, he is now moonlighting as a middle-aged woman in France, complete with heels and floppy hat.
David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses, promptly critics, well, me, to ponder how long it will take for him and ol' Sour Face to drop out of the limelight completely.
Sadly, Jessica Alba has vowed never to get nekkid on screen. If only other 'slebs would follow (hint hint, Sharon Stone)
Posted by Katherine on October 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (4)
October 10, 2006 8:42 PM
Top Ten Stories - Kate Moss Worst GF EVAH!!1!!1! Plus George Lucas Gives Us What We Want, For A Change
Kate Moss pussywhips Pete 'Back on Crack' Doherty into leaving Babyshambles and going solo, as if that will be the end to their troubles. Hah!
George Lucas shuffles into his old-age home as he talks of pleasing us all and retiring.
Victoria Beckham doesn't just scare us when she looks into a mirror, she scares herself as well, moaning that she looks awful nekkid.
Yet more talk of Anna Nicole Smith in the news, as she is attacked over claims she was fast-tracked a Bahamian citizenship.
Like we don't need any more excuses to want to sleep with Scarlett Johansson, she has come out and admitted she gets tested for HIV every 6 months.
Not just content with having one alien-child, Katie Holmes is already planning on a second, discussing her pregnancy plans with oh-so-fertile Victoria Beckham.
Looks like someone got some action, after Nicole Richie was seen doing the walk of shame from Paris Hilton's house the next morning after they had dinner together.
Things are definitely cold between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, as he is caught smooching another blonde.
Kirsten Dunst is to do us all a favour and quit movies to go back to school.
Those two characters off Lost, the junkie ex-hobbit, and hot Kate who can't decide between Sawyer and Jack, are getting married in real life.
Posted by Katherine on October 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
October 9, 2006 9:27 PM
Top Ten Stories - Madonna Adopts Orphan, But In More Breaking News, Paris & Nicole Are BFF's Again! Hallelujah!
'Holiday...Celebrate...Buy a baby...In Malawi', is reportedly the tune Madonna is humming, since she apparently did an Angelina Jolie and adopted an orphan, naming him 'Luca'. Sorry Madge, but adopting an orphan won't get you Brad, you're stuck with Guy and his crap movies for life.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have reportedly sucked-face and made-up, leading many to wonder if there's another dreaded Simple Life in the works.
Lindsay Lohan obviously doesn't rate appearing at a benefit in Australia for kids and tweens very highly, as she skips out of the negotiations. She must've twigged that 13 year-olds are just far too young.
Chris De Burgh (get back in your box, raging-hormones), claims he can heal people with his hands. Me first! Me first!
Penelope Cruz naturally attracts beardy-lesbians.
Like Tom Cruise.
The third, and ugliest Hanson brother has just married. Is there no hope for the rest of us anymore?!
Paris Hilton is snapped with some seedy looking skunk. Skank with some skunk, how's that for a new lyric, princess?
Following in the foosteps of Take That, and, err, 5ive, S Club 7 are reforming, heaven forbid.
Not content with appearing in the news only for being found slumped over his wheel on drugs, George Michael has announced Wham! are reuniting for a 'Christmas extravangza', hopefully sharing his drugs with the audience this time.
Russell Brand decides to do a Paris Hilton, and become celibate. Something tells me his attempt will be even more short-lived than hers.
Posted by Katherine on October 9, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Drug Scandals, George Michael, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)
October 3, 2006 12:10 AM
Nick Carter is still whining on and on about former flame Paris Hilton and how he was forced to cheat on her with Ashlee Simpson. Go back to cleaning out your rabbit hutch, Nick, you're boring us with your drivel.
Council flat tenants would vow not to watch the Jonathan Ross show anymore due to a jibe on last week's program, if they had television sets in the first place, that is.
Both desperate for fame, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are in talks to do a duet together at either the Oscars or Grammys. Let's hope for a nip-slip along this line.
Coleen McLoughlin claims she has the world's hardest job. Oh no, girlfriend, writing about tat like this and resisting to throw in numerous expletives is harder.
Anna Nicole Smith did not get married to her lawyer over the weekend, oh no, as if they would be that insensitive to her recently-dead son - no, they just went on a luxury yacht cruise with plenty of champers, is all.
Prattish Jude Law first begrudgingly claims to regret cheating on Sienna Miller, then backtracks, and says he thinks in the long run he did a good thing. Say what?
Sure, we've heard stories about Tom Cruise pushing Katie Holmes to lose her baby weight - but has she gone too far and Nicole-Richie like?
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears end their feud over who the hottest popstar was (face facts, Britters is well below Pink now, on the scale), with Christina giving Britney a $570 gift for her latest son's birth.
No surprises here, as James Blunt tops the funeral faves list - favourite song for a funeral, not favourite 'sleb to HAVE a funeral, sickos.
Could newly rehab-exited Robin Williams be back on the booze already?
Posted by Katherine on October 3, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)
September 27, 2006 7:41 PM
The original Bridget Jones doesn't look like she's a Singleton anymore, as Renee Zellweger has been seen canoodling with old flame, George Clooney.
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer, Howard K. Stern, announced he was the baby girl's father recently on Larry King Live.
After six weeks of teasing us with their possible marriage break-down, Kate Hudson files for divorce with Chris Robinson.
For those who live in the Cotswolds, you might be bumping into Brangelina down at your local off-licence fairly soon, as they're set to move to the upmarket Lower Mill Estate.
Yep, Winona Ryder is still as effed-up as ever.
Sorry to induce vomit on you, but 'Screech' from Saved by the Bell, has filmed a sex video with 2 women, reportedly involving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.
Paris Hilton has been charged over her DUI recently, and most probably will spend 6 months in jail. Yeh, right.
Because he hasn't messed with us enough already, Marilyn Manson is launching his own brand of Absinthe.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are rumoured to be marrying in the next 2 weeks - as if we haven't heard that one before.
Janet Jackson is a supplier of sex-toys to all those who seek them.
Posted by Katherine on September 27, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Kate Moss, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
Hollywood won't know what's hit it next year – Lily Allen will be spending six months there next year while promoting her debut album. And just to make sure she has some friends waiting when she gets her, she's been ripping into Paris Hilton in today's Mirror.
"People like her are useless. She thinks she can milk the world for what she's worth. She's taking money off people that haven't got much. Why doesn't she do something worthwhile, like work for the UN? She's hideously untalented. Her music is auto-tuned. You can hear it. I know because my sister saw her in Ibiza and said it was the worst thing she had ever heard. I worked for two and a half years writing my album... I find it hideous that she's come in and not worked for it at all."
Attagirl! I guess this means Lily will be in the Lindsay Lohan camp when she gets to LA...
September 26, 2006 8:49 PM
Turns out the suicide-attempt by David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter that we reported yesterday may in fact have been caused by the family cat, pictured. David's estranged wife claims he used the suicide allegation as revenge on her to make her appear a bad mother.
Lindsay Lohan uses Stavros Niarchos to make ex-boyfriend Harry Morton jealous.
Is the world coming to an end? Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reportedly made up.
To add insult to injury, Heather Mills was kicked out of Sainsbury's for shoplifting there 20 years previously. What she doesn't know is they're team McCartney.
Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, has had his lawsuit thrown out of court, as the headaches he suffered from were because of his herpes, not a result of her beatings.
George Bush can breathe easy, as George Clooney is sticking to movies, and won't be running for presidency anytime soon.
Sadly, Russell Crowe won't be starring in a Steve Irwin biopic anytime soon.
Kevin Federline knows what the punters want, as he drops Popozao from his debut album, and replaces it with a duet between him and Britney.
Brad Pitt is rumoured to be starring in a biopic on Jeff Buckley's life.
Kate Bosworth says 'Orlando who?' after caught canoodling with an Unidentified Hottie in public.
Posted by Katherine on September 26, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 25, 2006 5:27 PM
Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have reportedly parted ways, after it was rumoured they were engaged.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney are trying to set their parents, Blythe Danner and Paul McCartney, up together, as they can't wait to overhear geriatrics going at it like rabbits.
Jennifer Lopez is so desperate to fall pregnant, she has resorted to IVF treatment. If only she'd stayed with P Diddy - his sperm seems very fertile.
Has Paris Hilton stooped even lower than Travis Barker, and hooked up with Fred Durst, Britney Spears's former lover?
Speaking of trashy tattooed bad boys, Steve O literally pissed all over the red carpet at the Jackass 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
After six days of engagement, Aaron Carter and his Playboy girlfriend have split.
Victoria and David Beckham are apparently going to star in an episode of Neighbours - let's hope Posh gets it on with Harold, eh?
Buffy - ahem, Sarah Michelle Gellar, thinks Alec Baldwin is sexy.
Not surprisingly, Steven Tyler has Hepatitis C.
David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter tried killing herself last night by slitting her wrists. We could make a joke here about how we'd do the same if he were our father, but really, we're not that cruel.
Posted by Katherine on September 25, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Beckham, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, Sport Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 21, 2006 8:48 PM
Yet another reason to hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as Bono's Samaritan ways rub off on them.
And in the understatement of the century, Paris Hilton admits she's not got the whole deck of cards upstairs.
Madonna's current tour is the highest-earning tour by a female artist ever. You can just hear Britney taking notes 'right, Jesus-cross, check. Farrah Fawcett flicks, check'.
Turns out Janet Jackson regrets saying sorry for her nip-slip years ago. Next she'll be saying she meant it to happen.
Yawn...Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are officially together - anyone paying attention anymore?
Kevin Federline gets himself a real job, dawg.
Not having anything to do with publicity for Justin Timberlake's recent album launch, him and Cameron Diaz were allegedly almost murdered by a papparazo.
Paris Hilton has a temporary lapse of judgment, and gives a homeless man a $100 note.
Whitney Houston got clean with thanks to Courtney Love's help. That's probably how she got hooked on crack in the first place.
Rupert Everett lacks something rather vital, sperm.
Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Cameron Diaz, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 19, 2006 8:56 AM
Oh, the shame. Today's Sun won't make happy reading for comedian/actor Steve Coogan, as it claims he got the brush-off from Paris Hilton after paying a late-night visit to her home in LA. The paper says the pair had been boozing with Kimberly Stewart in a club, and that when the girls left, Steve didn't want the night to end.
"He got a taxi to take him to Paris’s house and ended up banging on the door for an hour asking to be let in. Paris refused," a source tells the paper. "She wouldn't touch him if he was the last man on earth." Oof! Perhaps Steve would be better off sticking with Courtney Love, or loony ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson, who he's also been spotted out on the lash with.
September 15, 2006 9:09 AM
Paris Hilton isn't just idle, she's an idol to millions of people. If the threat of imminent climate-change catastrophe doesn't make you want to throw yourself into the sea, that will. But if you're a big fan of Paris, you can steal her style via a quick rummage on eBay. Bayraider has turned up a whole Paris outfit, including dress, boots and handbag, which were all previously worn by La Hilton. Okay, so they might not match, but hey, you still get to feel a million dollars.
Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage, whether or not this is due to Osama Bin Laden's crush on the crack-addict is up in the air.
Sean Penn believes there's rules for civilians to follow, and then there's rules for the 'slebs to follow. Well, derr, just look at Pete Doherty.
Speak of the devil, he's just had another Jaguar impounded, for failing to pay road tax.
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are definitely porking.
Thank goodness the next series of Strictly Come Dancing will have some sass, as they've added Emma 'Baby Spice' Bunton to the list of
despo keen 'slebs.
Graffiti artist Banksy cheats on us with Los Angeles and doesn't return our numerous frantic calls.
It's rumoured Britney Spears has named her second son Sutton Pierce, so he will have the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston.
Oasis are not happy campers about being forced to release a greatest hits album. Don't worry, Noel, neither are we.
Marianne Faithfull has been diagnosed with cancer, but still intends on touring in 2007. Atta girl.
We've heard the rumours that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Harry Morton, but could they have married already?
Posted by Katherine on September 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 13, 2006 5:02 PM
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are set to get married within the next 6 weeks. Let's hope it's not a Halloween wedding, nothing can get scarier than having to see Suri pics again.
Brad Pitt has stated he will no longer be appearing nekkid or doing sex scenes, for want of a more wholesome family image. Sounds like Angie has him on a tight leash there...
Are they on, are they off, oh who knows, but it seems Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been getting schnoogly again, this time in Hawaii.
Meat Loaf has apparently propositioned Scarlett Johansson, but thank goodness she refused.
The Hoff continues his boasting, this time that Princess Diana and him almost slept together, and that she was 'smitten' with him. David Hasselhoff! Princess Diana! Hah!
Jane Fonda wishes she could smoosh Lindsay Lohan up to her bosom, pat her hair, and say 'there, there, pet'.
Could things be going poorly for Simon Cowell, whose black American Express card wasn't working in Miami recently?
Turns out it wasn't Russell Brand who raped the girl at his party in Edinburgh (just because the dude looks homeless doesn't mean he's a rapist!)
Paris Hilton is not just, well, everything, but she's also an homewrecker, according to Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's estranged wife, who has been seen sucking face with the vapid airhead.
Just a week ago we reported that Sharon Osbourne's dog bit Patrick Swayze on her new chat show, well now the pup has gone and sunk it's teeth into The Hoff as well. Dog has taste, mmm.
Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 12, 2006 12:58 PM
This is stuff that dreams are made of. Richard Branson deliberately confused Paris Hilton with a waitress, and asked her for a drink. Score 1 for the Billionaire - but which one?
Just days after giving birth to a baby girl, Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year old son dies mysteriously. Let's hope he wasn't taking Trimspa tablets, ouch.
Sean Combs is not allowed to be called 'Diddy' in the UK anymore, as apparently someone already goes by that name. Anybody? No? Me either.
Michael Parkinson is not impressed with Charlotte Church's new chat show, not least because she pulls off better cleavage than him.
Making us all green with envy, although we're unsure about the credibility of this, as it's supposedly from an interview with the NotW, Kirsten Dunst speaks out about her previous relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal, 'We tried to spice things up - we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea'. Bitch, just quit bragging already.
In more barftacular news, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged. Maybe.
Just recently Uma Thurman announced she wanted a toy boy, and ker-ching, she has one already. And it's Orlando Bloom...Life just isn't fair.
The only hot Desperate Housewife wants to quit to concentrate on her film career. Considering Eva Longoria's next film is called 'How I met my boyfriend's dead fiancee', I don't think it's a wise move.
And in other freaky news, David Hasslehoff wants to be buried in a glass coffin under his Hollywood star so people can watch him decompose. Little does he know we've been doing that the past 54 years of his life.
Claudia Schiffer is in trouble over her 'vicious dogs', and no, we're not referring to her supermodel pals.
Posted by Katherine on September 12, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, David Hasselhoff, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (3)
September 7, 2006 8:27 PM
Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence earlier this morning, the photo on the left shows her being led, handcuffed, into a police car.
Speaking of DUI and raving loonies, Mel Gibson has left rehab, and is fed up with people paying so much attention to him. Don't worry, Mel, having a stiff scotch will surely help matters eh!
Britney Spears is rumoured to be giving birth today, by C-section, and will be naming her supposed daughter 'Jailynn', after her mother, Lynne, and sister, Jamie. Yup, Jail Federline. What a knob.
As if we care, but Heather Locklear and David Spade have ended their 5 month relationship, with reports saying David thinks she's an 'high-maintenance bitch'.
But not to worry, as it seems Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey may be back together - perhaps she's clucky after seeing those cute Suri Cruise photos?
P Diddy's girlfriend is pregnant with not one, but two little P Diddlers.
Marcia Cross, of Desperate Housewives fame, is up the duff with her husband, reportedly 2 months gone.
Brangelina are tying the knot viddy viddy soon! Or so Star claims...
Yessss! Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after 4 years - get ready to fight for him, girls.
And as one heart-throb becomes single, another disappears into marriage, with Emilio Estevez becoming engaged to his writer girlfriend.
Posted by Katherine on September 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 5, 2006 1:11 PM
The other day, we mentioned the fact that grafitti artist Banksy had snuck into record shops and craftily replaced the artwork to a bunch of Paris Hilton albums with his own satirical version. And how these were available on eBay for large sums. But if you haven't yet seen what all the fuss is about, celeb blog The Gossip Rag has decent-sized scans of the whole thing. Poor the Paris.
September 4, 2006 7:40 PM
Hilary Swank moves on from Chad Lowe just 9 months after their split. What a mananiser!
With-hair-worse-than-Robert-Smith's, Russell Brand's DNA is being tested after being accused of raping a 20 year old.
Al Pacino has a massive Godfather-sized boner for Madonna, despite the leotards.
Geri Halliwell's baby girl, Bluebell Madonna, has apparently been abused. And we're not just talking about her name.
Ho ho ho, the jokes just write themselves, as lantern-jawed James Van Der Beek announces he is writing a debut screenplay about baseball.
Queen and Paul Rodgers throw away their zimmerframes and declare an attack on US stadiums and arenas. At least you'll be home for the prime-time movie on telly.
Samuel L. Jackson is keen to make a sequel to Snakes on a Plane, this time, titled 'Snakes on Crack'. Let's see if he can rope in Whitney Houston for a cameo.
Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields patch things up, cue her entrance into Scientology any day now.
Charlotte Church wants to recruit Tom Cruise for her new chat show, but claims he won't, due to the show's 'silliness'. What she doesn't realise is the silliness hasn't even started until he appears.
Ms. Shoewawa over on our new Shiny Fashion Forum told us about Banksy's Paris Hilton parody CDs, now available on eBay!
Posted by Katherine on September 4, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, Geri Halliwell, Hot Gossip, Madonna, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 1, 2006 4:57 PM
One of Linday Lohan's casual lovers has apparently bought her a pricey Cartier engagement ring and whisked her off on holiday to propose, no less than a month after declaring she would never be monogamous.
Somehow we don't think this is an authentic baby registry for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - firstly, he's listed as K-Fed. Is anyone really that dumb? Oh, wait.
Lionel Richie gives his mark of approval to daughter Nicole and current bed-warmer, Brody Jenner.
Thoughts of retirement are far from Madonna's mind, as she starts planning her next album, reportedly meant to be more of the same disco music. Just leave the leotards alone this time, love.
If you care to remember her, Christina Milian is flogging all her clothes on eBay to make a quick buck, sources say she is indeed close to bankrupt.
The filming of Charlotte Church's first talk show episode was apparently a 'shambles' but will be edited well for the debut tonight.
As if we need more evidence on Paris Hilton's more than willing thighs, here it is.
Could Robbie Williams be shedding his playboy image, preferring to jump into bed with his Playstation instead of a woman?
If the sight of Daniel Craig in his swimming trunks didn't turn you on, perhaps his gay kiss will.
Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been branded the 'worst tenant in history', as his landlord evicts him.
Posted by Katherine on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 30, 2006 7:09 PM
Our fabulous new Catwalk Queen writer, Amber, has unearthed a fab new online shop that shows you how to shop like the stars - the good ones, that is, so pop back in your box, Pammy Anderson. LA Star Style has picked up where 'slebs like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria and Gwen Stefani get their rags from and are flogging them to mere mortals like us, for pretty good prices, it must be said. So you can head on over from today, to buy Paris Hilton's red Voom dress pictured, Gwen's T-Shirt, Britney's Sweetees dress and a whole bunch more. As our CQ writer, Amber, pointed out, 'what you're buying here isn't the star's actual cast-off clothes, by the way. That would just be icky - particularly in the case of Britney Spears. The website are keen to stress, though, that these aren't rip-offs in cheap fabrics: they're the actual clothes seen on the stars'. Good enough for me!
Could Lindsay Lohan possibly be going sober, and, err, just what the world needs, becoming a DJ?
Justin Timberlake may or may not have binned Cameron Diaz in time for the launch of his new album, Future Sex/Love Sounds. We bet he's not getting much of either at the moment...
Yesterday we reported K-Fed was appearing in CSI, today it's Entourage, as he plays - get this - 'a celebrity's freeloading spouse'. Huh, the scriptwriters didn't have to stretch far, did they?
Should we feel privileged over this? I can't tell - 2 former Blink 182'ers have reformed as a new band (+44), reportedly named after the UK dialling code. Greeeaaat...
Funny that Snakes on a Plane tops the box office only in Australia. Steve Irwin, we blame you.
Celebrity relationships just get more and more aesthetically disgusting, as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are reportedly a couple.
Sean Preston, (Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's bub), is pronounced a genius, as his first words uttered are 'dada'. Praise the Lord his first words weren't 'oi, you got a lighter?'
Score one for Blighty, as Charlotte Church knocks back Paris Hilton's offer of appearing on her new chat show.
Drats, Penny Lancaster is not content with having just one baby from the lovemachine of Rod Stewart, oh no, they're intending on having another. Curses!
So much for her vow of abstinence, Paris Hilton has moved in with 'Firecrotch' utterer, Brandon Davis.
Posted by Katherine on August 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 25, 2006 3:52 PM
What happens when you're Paris Hilton and you have a claptrap boyfriend who won't stay quiet whilst you're being hounded by those lovely paparazzi people? Well, judging from this video, you laugh at any old rubbish spouted by a drunk man.
August 24, 2006 11:52 PM
Lindsay Lohan is flogging her LA apartment, in which she has never lived, in a bid to shake off her stalker. The apartment, which LiLo bought last year for $1.9million, is expected to fetch a 50% profit - nice work if you can get it. For their money, the lucky buyer will get Cher and Matthew Perry as neighbours.
After the purchase, LiLo moved into LA's famed Chateau Marmont hotel, a fact not lost on the deranged male fan who has been bombarding her with letters telling her they are meant to be together: "He said he was going to be at the Chateau Marmont before my birthday and prove to me that we're meant to be together, even if he has to take me away and teach me. They have a picture of him there. It's scary." I think the word "scary" is the appropriate one here. [Toni Kelly]
Unfortunately Kate Hudson hasn't heard the expression 'you can't have your cake and eat it too', as she contemplates going back to her scruffmeister of a husband, Chris Robinson. Poor Owen Wilson - I know a few girls who would willingly comfort him if need be, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Paris Hilton didn't learn her lesson when her own Sidekick was hacked, as she's recently been accused of hacking in to Lindsay Lohan's voicemail, no doubt hoping to hear messages from their greasy boyfriend-in-common, Stavros Niarchos.
Proving that she is indeed cheap, Britney Spears's autobiography from 2002 is selling for just 99 cents now, which is quite possibly 99 cents too much.
Nicole Richie is officially seeing someone, poor bloke.
Kate Moss's recent trip to Bali was not just an innocent Indonesian holiday, apparently it was meant to be a wedding ceremony for her and Pete Doherty. Shame he was in rehab at the time...
We predicted a book deal for Heather Mills McCartney, and it turns out we were right.
Mel Gibson does not a role model make. So stop taking tips from him, Tom Hanks, on racial put-downs already!
Put your clean undies on girls, as Bruce Springsteen's marriage is on the rocks.
As if Dr. Who isn't scary enough, they've recruited Meat Loaf to play a villain, as if he isn't scary enough.
It's practically an anti-drinking campaign in itself, as Kerry Katona was recently rushed to hospital in fear of her unborn child's health.
Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kerry Katona, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (2)
August 22, 2006 9:53 PM
Paris Hilton has effectively handed music journalists a loaded gun and painted a target on her chest by saying that she cries whenever she hears her new album. Multi-talentless Paris was speaking to Blender magazine when she said "I, like, cry when I listen to it, because it's so good. Everyone's like, 'Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ringtone off of it." Well, naturally, Paris. Not before you've made a few thousand quid off it, anyway.
Increasing the impression of total and utter delusion, Paris claimed she feels bad if she's ever mean. She explained: "I think people expect me to be this b***h snob, but I'm really nice, and I feel bad if I'm mean." Surely it gets easier after the hundredth time, Paris? [Toni Kelly]
It's Round Three of Google Wars, and this week it's two big hitters. Paris "the Heiress" Hilton vs Lindsay "the Talented One" Lohan. Now, it's passed me by rather, but apparently these two have a "bit of previous", and also "really hate each other". I'm sure it's due to get boring at some stage, but at the moment this feud is wonderfully immature, featuring the best in lowest common denominator catcalls from both sides. Both have recorded albums, both like to party hearty, and both have racked up a few films each - Mean Girls being LiLo's high point, while Paris' artistic zenith came in 2003's gritty A Night in Paris, a story about one woman, one man and... well, the plot kind of ends there.
Two girls, one feud, infinite egos, and one search engine - who's Google's favourite?
Paris clocks up a massive 110 million entries (and you can write your own gag here). Paparazzi upskirts, that home video, her alarmingly atrocious recording career. At least one site even boasts a "Filmography". Fairly short read, that one. LiLo hasn't even got half as many, with 48,900,000. Well, how does something like that happen? What's Paris done that Lindsay hasn't? Oh...
August 21, 2006 12:49 AM
The LiLo-Paris feud has now been going on for longer than a Brad Pitt marriage and, after a recent lull, has been bumped up in the last week. Not a week after Paris album producer Scott Storch made a few jibes of the "Firecrotch" variety, Lindsay struck back in an interview with Elle magazine, making reference to Paris' video antics.
Talking about prank calls she had received, LiLo said "They'd be screaming and saying stuff that was said in the 'firecrotch' video. Obviously Paris is very comfortable making videos!". I dunno, Linds. From the stills I've seen, some of what Paris got up to didn't look that comfortable. [Toni Kelly]
August 15, 2006 5:33 PM
DVD legend Paris Hilton's feud with Lindsay Lohan is very much ongoing, says TMZ. The heiress who can't say no is currently employing lackeys to insult her rival - in this case Scott Storch, who produced Paris' debut album (there's one for the CV - Dr Dre will be gutted he missed out on that one). Storch showed rapier wit the like of which would make Oscar Wilde envious were he still alive, wheeling out the old "firecrotch" gag that delighted the clientele at the finest gentlemen's clubs not so long ago. The word, a reference to Lilo's ... well, pubic hair, drew delighted giggles from Paris. Or perhaps she'd just spotted a paper bag being blown about by a swirling wind. Rumours that Storch went on to say Lohan "smells of wee" and opine that his father was "bigger than her father" were made up just there by me, but might be true. [Toni Kelly]
Goldie-spawn Kate Hudson splits from homeless-lookalike husband, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretend to be good samaritans but it doesn't fool us.
Drew Barrymore is a-cluck-cluck-clucking her way into popping out some children soon with Strokes hunk-a-spunk, Fabrizio Moretti.
Firecrotch rears its ugly, dirty, fiery head in the form of Paris Hilton and her music producer, Scott Storch, after a Justin Timberlake concert. Yes, you read correctly, after a Justin Timberlake concert. The horror.
Brad Pitt takes kiddywinks to work with him, using the day-care centre facilities that 'anybody working on the lot, including secretaries and executives' can use. Double horror! Common people, argh!
Excuse me whilst I vomit, but James Blunt's debut album, 'Back To Badlam' has recently been made the second best-selling LP of the decade. Seriously, who buys his music? Deaf people?
Babyshambles were forced to cancel last night's gig in Ibiza due to Pete Doherty realising his passport had expired. If only it had expired outside the UK so he couldn't come back in!
Paris Hilton's debut album has launched exclusively on AOL Music from today, a week before anywhere else. Don't scramble too fast for your credit card, there.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are reportedly engaged, after she was spotted wearing a huge vintage diamond ring given to her by her on-off boyfriend. Jade Jagger is meant to throw them an engagement party in Ibiza this weekend - if Pete sorts out his passport dramas (see above).
Suri is seen in the wild by a 'commoner' (none of those schmancy Scientologist people this time), but it all sounds very fishy to us. Fishy as in Tom-Cruise's-flack-paid-someone-to-off type fishy.
Posted by Katherine on August 15, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Hot Gossip, James Blunt, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)
August 9, 2006 9:19 PM
Yet another Paris Hilton pussy is being sold, this time not by a disgruntled former lover. Maybe. Sanrio have come out with a Paris Hilton Hello Kitty plush toy, which features a miniature Tinkerbell, VIP pass, clothes, and tiara. As one commenter on the US Weekly site says, ''If you read the box closely, it says 'Paris doll, c.u.m.s, excuse me, comes complete with flavoured dildos. With your purchase, you get the taste of Stavros, other Paris guy, Nick from Backstreet Boys, and 97 other flavourful guys...Includes revolving door between her legs, prosthetic 'lips', and ass flaps.' Wow, you can accessorise her like a Mr. Potato Head!'' Sadly, it is only available in Japan, probably the only country which could get away with selling such tat. [Katherine Hannaford]
Sex-machine Bill Clinton turns 60 on August 17th, and will host several months worth of celebrations, culminating in a Rolling Stones gig in October.
David and Victoria Beckham are releasing a joint perfume next month, 'Intimately', featuring racy photos of the couple together.
Larry David's life veers dangerously towards resembling an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, when his BMW gets hit by an 'out-of-control shopping cart'. Wonder if Susie Greene was behind it all?
Speaking of sex gods, Barry Manilow is scheduled to have hip surgery, presumably due to an overtly-active pelvis.
Newly single Uma Thurman wants to set up an online dating service 'for all the lost and lonely socially-inept celebrities who don't know how to meet anybody'.
Conflict between Tori Spelling and her mother Candy continue, with Candy disinviting Tori to the Emmy awards.
£750 will buy you not only a rare painting by Pete Doherty made from blood, but also a meeting with the poet/artist/junkie.
Suri Cruise-Holmes's first picture will be shown in Vanity Fair this Autumn.
Paris Hilton has been turned into a Hello Kitty stuffed toy, only available in Japan as of yet. Plushophiles the World-over rejoice.
Posted by Katherine on August 9, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Beckham, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, TV Show Gossip, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 8, 2006 6:49 PM
Posh tires of her new elfin look only days after getting the chop. Photo of new 'do on left.
Paris Hilton claims to remain celibate for the next year, and that she's only ever had sex with two men. That works out to 50% of her sex partners have been caught on film, classy.
Jennifer Aniston is left heartbroken yet again after Vince Vaughn refuses to marry her.
Pamela Anderson weds Kid Rock for the second time in a week. It has not been confirmed whether the groom was suffering from short-term memory loss due to drug use and had to do the whole kit-caboodle all over again.
James Blunt uses cheesy pick-up line although he has a supermodel girlfriend. There's just no pleasing these blokes.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sleeping in separate rooms, keep your pants on, it's only because of baby Shiloh's crying. Apparently.
Jude Law chucks a strop as bouncers at an exclusive club don't recognise him and permit him entry.
Jerry Hall is desperate for a man, but he must be aged between 40-50, independantly wealthy, and American. Any takers? Get back in your box, David Hasslehoff.
Britney Spears is craving Cheetos, fried chicken, and soil during her pregnancy. So what else is new?
Neighbours of Mel Gibson join in on the Mel-bashing, claiming his seven children are 'terrors', and frighten the neighbourhood. They also reportedly use the line 'Don't you know who I am?' [Katherine Hannaford]
Posted by Katherine on August 8, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, James Blunt, Jennifer Aniston, Jude Law, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)
You can't beat a doggy-brooch covered in Swarovski crystals. Presumably they were all the rage in LA a couple of years ago - heaven knows what the cool jewellery is nowadays there. Anyway, Paris Hilton's marvellously bling poodle brooch is being flogged on eBay right now according to Bayraider, with bidding currently standing at $51. Other items on Bayraider today include the guitar strap used by Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock, a set of Power Ranger outfits (adult size), and ten wonderful robots that aren't celeb-related at all, but are eminently desirable. [Stuart Dredge]
August 7, 2006 7:41 AM
Paris Hilton retires from her skankin' days and reunited with former fiance Stavros Niarchos at Puffy Diddy Daddy-O's party.
Lock up your daughters: Johnny Allen is set to return to the 'Stenders square.
Cat Deeley latches on to Leonardo Dicaprio in the vague hope he'll further her career in Hollywood. Little does she realise she's about 10 years too late for that.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie will be renewing their wedding vows in order to squash those nasty divorce rumours.
The Prodigy demand Crunch Nut corn flakes on their rider for Creamfields
Macauley Culkin threatens to scare us for life by signing on for a role in a group sex film.
Hold back the vomit, Noel Edmonds is dating a former Miss England.
Chantelle and Preston continue with their publicity stunt, announcing wedding is to be held August 25th.
Lily Allen hates her hit 'Smile' now, just like the rest of the bloomin' country.
Courtney Love is first signed on to model for Dior, but then dropped faster than an erection at the sight of the latest Big Brother contestants.
August 3, 2006 10:03 AM
Tsk, Paris Hilton's love life goes from strength to
strength wobbliness by the day. Today's Mirror claims Paris has had another bust-up with lover Stavros Niarchos, this time after he got jealous of Paris paying too much attention to Diddy at a party thrown by the rap mogul. "Paris was clapping at Diddy's trampoline antics while Stavros was on the other side of the pool glaring at her," says a source.
Forget the row, I want to hear more about these bouncing Diddy antics! Disappointingly, typing 'diddy trampoline' into YouTube doesn't bring up any footage. Sort it out Hollywood people - surely you have cameraphones and access to a broadband connection... [Stuart Dredge]
July 31, 2006 8:18 AM
They've been feuding for months, but it seems Paris and Nicole might be on the road to reconciliation. Today's Sun claims they've both been booked onto the same episode of David Letterman's Late Show in September. Either they'll make up and be best friends again, or it'll be handbags at ten paces. Hopefully they'll take the dogs out of them first, obviously. [Stuart Dredge]
July 28, 2006 4:18 PM
Okay, I'm feeling peckish this afternoon, but I'd never be so desperate as to eat a three-year-old half-pack of Smarties - even if it did once belong to the world's most famous It Girl. Yes, Paris Hilton's discarded sweeties have turned up on eBay - check sister blog Bayraider for the full info. But please, if you value your health, don't bid on them! [Stuart Dredge]
July 20, 2006 9:09 PM
I think I've underestimated Paris Hilton's acting skills. I never saw House of Wax, but I read enough newspapers and have enough friends who did to know just how bad a film it was. In truth, when I first read La Hilton was going in to acting I laughed. Hard. But I must have assumed wrong - she's clearly more talented than any of us thought!
The heiress has declared that she "plays dumb" like Jessica Simpson and is actually "a smart blonde". She said: "Nobody seems to get that how I am on 'The Simple Life' is a character. I play dumb, just like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes."
Well done her. She certainly had me fooled. [Toni Kelly]
July 13, 2006 9:07 AM
News today that Paris Hilton is convinced she'd be a great mother, so has made it an important goal to settle down and have kids - just as soon as she finds the right man (y'know, caring, reliable, doesn't sell DVDs of the pair of you doing the nasty...) Good luck to her - perhaps she should start casting her net wider than Greek shipping heirs though.
However, some advice comes from Jessica Simpson, who's been talking about how she might need a boob job after she's had kids. "If I have kids, and they're hanging to my waist, that's when I might start to think about having something done to them," reckons Jess. Although whether she's a reliable authority on what cosmetic surgery looks good is somewhat doubtful. [Stuart Dredge]
“Simple Life is a reality show and people might assume it’s real. But it’s fake. All reality shows are fake basically. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act yourself, so before I started the show I thought I’d make a character like the movies Legally Blonde and Clueless mixed together, with a rich girl all-in-one. Even my voice is different and the way I dress is different from me in real life. It’s a character I like to play. I think it’s carefree and happy. The public think they know me but they really don't.”
-Interview with The Sun
July 4, 2006 2:08 PM
Check this picture - it's a pencil drawing apparently giving an artist's insight into "the psyche and its manifestation" of Britney Spears. Want an explanation? "You see and feel a circular, locked in itself, as if without a choice/escape for Britney Spears, with only one chance to break through - literally, walking out/away," says the artist. I'm not sure what that means, but I'm assuming it's deep.
Sister blog Bayraider found the picture, which is being sold on eBay for $5,000, although you get another equally-artistic interpretation of Paris Hilton thrown in for good measure. [Stuart Dredge]
July 3, 2006 2:06 PM
Yes, it's true: Paris Hilton may be heading for London permanently, if an interview on Heart FM is anything to go by. The heiress told DJ Jamie Theakston that the UK capital is her favourite city in the world, and that she wants to move there. It's the people, the accents, the liberal attitudes towards small dogs crapping in handbags... you name it, Paris loves it.
Presumably, she's now combing through the small ads in Loot for a suitable basement studio flat in Ealing. Or maybe not. Either way, what price a Simple Life UK next season? We could pair her up with ChantelleOutOfBigBrother for a truly postmodern twist.[Stuart Dredge]
June 22, 2006 5:20 PM
If you can whack on your bifocals or enlarge the photo on the left, you'll see that Ms. Paris Hilton is sporting a jacket saying 'Club Sandwiches Not Seals.' Could it be, that the 'winner' of Peta's Worst Dressed 'Sleb list has changed her fur-loving ways? True. Apparently she popped 'round Heather Mills' house one night, where Heather stopped snivelling about Paul long enough to show her videos of dogs being skinned alive for their fur. Paris reportedly vowed on the spot never to wear fur or artificial fur again, as the 'fake fur route wasn't foolproof, because some high-end department stores labeled certain garments "artificial fur" when in fact they were the real deal.' We presume that after their anti-fur discussion Paris gave Heather some useful motherly girly tips on being a single gal in 2006 and how to promote saucy videos and pics to the best of their advantage. [Katherine Hannaford]
Doesn't this read like a sitcom: As you know, Paris and Lindsay are feuding at the mo', due to LiLo stealing Paris' ex-boyfriend, Stavros. When they last met, Lindsay played it nice with Paris, refusing to get caught up in the crazy heiress' mood-swings. Recently, however, they met at a club where Prince was performing an impromptu concert, a witness claims 'Lindsay followed Paris to the bathroom, [and] they had a huge fight.' After their cat-fight, Lindsay retracted her claws and returned to her table, to find none other than P-Diddy-Puffy-Daddy-Diddy-Daddy-Doo sitting there, so she jokingly asked him what he was doing. It seems he didn't realise she was joking, 'and he then yelled at her and told her to get out,' so several of his bodyguards lifted her out of the crowd, and told her to leave. Panic ensued, as a Lindsay cronie got into a domestic with Puffy. The twiglets all left, and went to another club, Bungalow 8, where, according to a source, 'Paris was at one table and Lindsay at another. There was kind of a standoff who was going to leave first.' Don't you just wish you were a fly on the wall? Stay tuned for Part 3, which will most certainly be occuring this weekend at a nightclub near you. [Katherine Hannaford]
June 15, 2006 9:22 PM
It seems we were right on the mark when we reported that Lindsay Lohan had snagged Paris Hilton's ex-Greek-shipping-heir, Stavros Niarchos, and boy, is Paris steaming. Page Six have claimed that Paris recently stormed up to Lindsay at a club and screamed insults at her, like 'I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!' Lindsay, however, decided to dabble in the maturity pot and stood there throughout Paris' tirade, until she retorted 'That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you,' and promptly left the club. Paris managed to pick herself up, however, and did a striptease for a horde of sweaty basketballers and footballers. Class act every time. [Katherine Hannaford]
June 12, 2006 8:02 PM
Paris Hilton, in all her lazy-eye wonderness, is a murderer! At least, that's what 'Paradise Kids' co-founder Reverend Dr Ian Mavor claims. Apparently the twiglet promised to organise a concert for the Australian children's charity, but that was several years ago, and the Reverend ain't happy. 'I don't want to dump on Paris...It was a thrill for them [with her promising a concert] and, sadly, a couple of them have since died.' Paris claims to have earnt the charity $500,000 in public donations, but that is also a lie, states the co-founder, and a damaging one at that, as 'the impact is people think we don't need their help and we do.' We're not mad, Paris, we're just disappointed...We expected better of you! [Katherine Hannaford]
June 6, 2006 9:59 PM
I'm sorry, but today we just can't resist showing you YouTube clips of really, really bad singing. In this case, it's Paris Hilton's debut music video, 'Stars Are Blind.' Not so sure about stars, Paris, but I'm sure your fans are blind, as well as deaf. As one viewer on YouTube wrote, 'She's just got an expensive webcam, basically,' - if the sand in the clip were human, the police would arrest Paris for rape. [Katherine Hannaford]