September 15, 2008 5:07 PM

Jonas Brothers' fan dates

The Jonas Brothers, Kevin, Nick and Joe, have revealed they want to date a fan.

The Jonas Brothers want to date a fan.

The American trio, who appear in new Disney Channel Original Movie 'Camp Rock', say they would have no problem turning one of their admirers into a girlfriend.

Nick Jonas revealed: "We want the girls we date to be our biggest fans. But it's nice to have other conversations, like where you've lived or what you've done in your life. It's fun to get to know someone that way too."

The band also revealed the desperate measures their fans go to in a bid to meet their idols.

Joe Jonas added: "We were eating dinner with our family when this lady told the restaurant manager, 'My sons, the Jonas Brothers, are in there. Don't tell them I'm here because I want to surprise them, but I'm just going to say hello'.

"The manager didn't let her through, but told us about it afterwards. We couldn't believe it!"

Posted by Maus on September 15, 2008 in Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 28, 2008 12:59 PM

Amy Winehouse plans to divorce her Blake

She might be married, with her grotty hubby Blake Fielder-what's-his-face currently avoiding dropping the soap in his prison showers, but that hasn't stopped Amy Winehouse bagging herself a new fella. This new lucky chap, 24-year-old Alex Haynes, is her manager's assistant and has been described as a "clean-cut mummy's boy", just like Blake then, eh? This month-long romance has blossomed despite Alex not smoking or drinking, and now the Wino is working out how best to tell her imprisoned husband that she wants a divorce. Good luck with that one.

 

A fortnight ago, Amy is said to have consulted with financial gurus on how best to hold on to her £10 fortune and though she has told Blake that the love has gone, she is stalling on divorce talks. A source close to the sizzled star told the Sun: “Amy doesn’t want the truth coming out because she doesn’t want him reading things that will upset him in case he tries to do anything silly in jail. She does care about him still and has been trying to be seen to support him through his jail ordeal — but she just doesn’t want to be with him any more.”

So, why has Amy turned to Alex and what about all those icky public demonstrations of love for Blake? The source explains: “She has been fed up for ages and saying she wants to call it a day. All Blake does is scream and shout at her on the phone from prison and curse at her and his family blame her and criticise her. The pressure has been building and building and while she was away working with Mark Ronson she had time to think about everything."

"The trial is coming up and as it gets nearer and nearer the thought that he could come out has been on her mind — and it’s not what she wants any more. Even the thought of having to go to court and publicly support him and see his family has been too much for her and has been doing her head in. She has been turning up late and missing visits so she decided to just be straight with him."

“He burst into tears and was begging her. But once Amy has made up her mind, that’s it. While he has been inside she has not been faithful to him and got herself in a position where he couldn’t come back anyway because too much has gone on while he has been inside. She is filing for separation and making it official and has been celebrating ever since.”

Fingers crossed that away from Blake's influence, Amy can learn from her "mummy's boy" and rid herself of the drink and drugs, but after proclaiming undying love for one man only to replace him shortly after, how long can we give this new romance? And could Blake rival Heather Mills as the ultimate money-grabbing ex?

[via The Sun]

Posted by Aigua on April 28, 2008 in Amy Winehouse, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

April 25, 2008 12:23 PM

Brad Pitt tells Angelina Jolie 'no more kids'

This is the news that Jennifer Aniston has been patiently waiting for (yes Jen – those voodoo dolls have finally paid you back) as Brad and Angelina are said to be rowing. Obviously we don’t know how regular and aggressive these clashes are or whether they indulge a little of that Mr. and Mrs. Smith fighting action, but we do know that Brad issued Angie with a stern ultimatum last week. So, what nasty thorn could be prickling the bubble of domestic bliss of Hollywood's favourite A-list couple? The size of their family apparently.

Brad is knackered out being a hands-on pa to their brood of children, consisting of Maddox, 6, Pax Thien, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 23 months, but Angie is eager to have more kids after giving birth to her twins later this year. Is she going for a world record or just starting her own United Nations?

   

A source confided: "Brad loves being a dad and enjoys nothing more than spending time with the children. But he's constantly tired from working so hard and then mucking in at home. All the sleepless nights are taking their toll."

   

This chatty chum seems quick to stress that Brad is enjoying being a father lest anyone should question his commitment or interest in being a showbiz parent, but it does sounds like the movie hunk is worried that he's not getting his beauty sleep. He does have 12 years on Jolie and so maybe he's feeling those late nights a bit more. Might I suggest some hot milk before bed, Brad?

   

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Aigua on April 25, 2008 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Film Stars, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (3)

April 24, 2008 12:33 PM

Kelly Brook dumps Billy Zane

Good news for lads that like their ladies busty, bubbly and famous for not much, and women that like their fellas bald, American and with their career's behind them, as Kelly Brook and fiancé Billy Zane (you try and name a film of his post-Titanic and even that was over 10 years ago), have broken up.

 

The couple had been together for four years after meeting on the set of a film that no-one's heard of, but Strictly Come Dancing star Kelly ended things as she considered herself too young to settle down. Billy, who at 42-years-old is 14 years Kelly's senior, now joins gravely-voiced Brit Jason Statham on Kelly's list of bald actors she has ditched.

 

A source revealed that the split didn't involve any plate smashing, door slamming and nasty name-calling: "After much soul-searching, Kelly decided that Billy is not the man she wants to marry and has called off the engagement. The split is completely amicable and they remain good friends."

Well, as good friends as you can be once you've seen someone naked, bared your soul to them and ultimately decided they're not worth your time.

[via Female First]

Posted by Aigua on April 24, 2008 in Film Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 7, 2008 11:45 AM

All Saints reunite again, Cameron Diaz's new bloke & more

Last week came news of the New Kids on the Block comeback, and now prepare yourselves Star Trippers as more pop strumpets past their sell-by dates fancy another stab at stardom. Sadly, 90s girl band All Saints have already squandered any good will towards them with their lame reunion in 2006, which after producing one hit song and a flop album, saw them being dropped by record label Parlophone. However, those optimistic types at the All Around The World label clearly think they're good for another shot and so are helping the quartet plan a new assault on our eardrums before the end of the year. It's not news to beat that Monday morning gloom, is it? [via The Sun]

Click over to find out which A-list couple said "I do" over the weekend, who Cameron Diaz is dating and who has gone from brunette to blonde.

After they acquired a NY marriage license last week, gossip was rife that rapper/ producer/ media mogul Jay-Z was gonna make things official with his long-term girlfriend Beyoncé. Now, news has leaked that the couple did wed on Saturday after Jay-Z's current touring partner Mary J. Blige congratulated the couple during a North Carolina gig. "Congratulations to my man, Jay-Z, and my girl B!" said Mary, and may Star Trip also add our best wishes to the happy couple. [via Us Magazine]

Lily Allen has ditched her brunette locks in favour of something a little lighter. The star was spotted with a new blonde do this weekend. Anything to distract from how crap that chat show is. [via Heatworld]

After cooing that "she loves boys", Cameron Diaz has gone and bagged herself some serious beefcake in the form of Scottish actor Gerard Butler. The pair has been seen on a few dates, which in showbiz terms means they're either just polite acquaintances or banging each other's brains out. You decide which story you prefer. [via the Sunday Mirror]

Posted by Katie Button on April 7, 2008 in Cameron Diaz, Celebrity Beauty, Film Stars, Lily Allen, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 4, 2008 9:52 AM

Kate Moss upset with Agyness Deyn over Pete Doherty

As much as Star Trip is all for a united sisterhood, we do understand that certain men can be worth putting up a decent fight for. Like if you were close to nailing Brad Pitt, you might not want to hurt Angelina Jolie's feelings, but all's fair in love and war, right? But that's a special kind of example. Brad has been Hollywood's numero uno in the dreams of lusty ladies for years, capable of causing a hot flush in even the most frigid women. Many women would gladly pound their sisters or best friends for a sniff of a shot with him, but it seems that a celebrity a little closer to home and a bit more (how shall we say?) less obviously attractive, has got two women ready to claw each other's eyes out over him. Step forward Pete Doherty.

Though he looks like he must be allergic to soap, shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, etc. etc., the Babyshambles singer is causing a ruckus between ex-flame Kate Moss and her modelling rival Agyness Deyn. We understand Agyness wanting to nab Kate's crown as Britain's premier fashionista, but craving her sloppy seconds?

According to the Mirror, the younger of the models has been spending lots of time with Pete at his home in Wiltshire and Kate is far from happy. "Kate can be like an ice maiden when she doesn't take to someone, and things between her and Agy have been very frosty," explained a source. "Everyone keeps making comparisons about them, and it is getting on both of their nerves. Kate is feeling particularly sensitive because Agyness is only just starting out and is nearly 10 years younger than her. She feels Agy is trying to copy her. She hangs out in similar places and they have friends in common."

Point established: washed-up granny Kate is scared of the young whipper-snapper, but where does Pete come into this? "She went mad when she heard Agy had become close mates with Pete," continues the insider. "Kate had planned to nip into Pete's for his birthday party. But she heard Agy was there and said it would be too awkward."

All this does rather beg the question, what would Agyness see in Pete? She already has a bloke (Josh Hubbard of The Paddingtons) and Pete is hardly the most desirable of accessories. The chum went on to confide misgivings about the union: "We're also concerned how Agy's relationship with Pete might affect her career. It only needs her to be in the wrong place at the wrong time with him and it could all come crashing down around her ears."

Come on Agy – I know models aren't known for their sharp minds, but a relationship with the scruffy jail-dodger does not equal a sound move personally or professionally. And he's supposed to be interested in Scientology, nuff said.

[via the Mirror]

Posted by Katie Button on April 4, 2008 in Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Musical Stars, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 3, 2008 10:42 AM

Britney and ex Kevin Federline get closer

It's been a while since we caught up with the pop wreck that is Britney Spears here at Star Trip, but frankly we had been enjoying her keeping a low profile. That's not to say that she can't grab our attention when she wants to and this news about the Toxic star certainly had us pricking up our ears. Could a Britney/ K-Fed reunion be on the cards?

Last week, Kevin publicly admitted that he would always love his pop princess ex missus and now the separated pair looks set to spend some quality time together in a bid to reestablish bonds. A source close to the pair revealed: "They saw each other on Easter. That meeting went so well that Britney and Kevin have agreed to take a trip away from the glare of Hollywood to work on their relationship."

'Work on their relationship'? That's what couples that are only temporarily apart usually say, not those that have officially split. Regardless, it does all sound quite positive, even if just for the benefit of their two young sons. Sadly, re-uniting with K-Fed could be the best move for the troubled Britney – now there's something we thought we'd never say.

[via Female First]

Posted by Katie Button on April 3, 2008 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Kevin Federline, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

Dannii Minogue's big date with Lewis Hamilton

Those Minogue sisters seem to be perpetually unlucky in love, between them they've romanced many high-profile gents but it always seems to end in tears. However, younger sibling Dannii seems ready to take another stab at love having planned a big date with F1 ace Lewis Hamilton. Could this be the one for the X Factor judge?

The pair met at the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne in March and seemed quite enamored with each other. A friend of Lewis' told The Sun: “Lewis has been texting Dannii like mad since they met in Melbourne. He took a real shine to her. Lewis thought she was gorgeous and was really impressed with her knowledge of cars. He wanted to take her out for dinner that night but she had something on that she couldn’t cancel. He’s kept at it and she’s finally agreed to meet him for dinner at the Monaco Grand Prix.”

Full marks to the speed demon for being so dogged in his pursuit of La Minogue. “Lewis is delighted they have finally set a date," confided the McLaren driver's chum. “It’s the earliest time they could both do. They will certainly have a lot to talk about. Dannii is quite knowledgeable about F1 thanks to her relationship with Jacques.”

Jacques being Jacques Villeneuve the Canadian former F1 Champion who she was engaged to back in the late 90's. That romance soon ran out of gas but Dannii is clearly impressed with her latest suitor: “I think the guy is incredible," commented Dannii. "He is mostly perfect in every way, shape and form.” Ooer – sounds like you're well in there Lewis.

[via The Sun]

Posted by Katie Button on April 3, 2008 in Dannii Minogue, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Sport Stars, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 31, 2008 12:59 PM

Jade Goody ends romance with toy boy Jack Tweed

They're the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton for the Big Brother generation with their on again, off again relationship, but things have ended for Jade Goody and her toy boy Jack Tweed. For good or until one of them gets a bit lonely one night and calls the other in floods of tears begging for another chance. So what went wrong between the pair this time?

According to reports, the trust has gone. Oh, that old chestnut. That's what endless media rumours about infidelity (Jack's) will do to a couple. Jade is said to have done the dumping, but is crushed that the two and a half year romance has stalled once again.

"Jade is devastated, and she's been in floods of tears," a friend of the reality star told the Sunday Mirror. "But now she realises she's got to be strong and move on with her life."

In an interview with More magazine, Jade admitted how confused her feelings were towards Jack. "I felt more like his mother than his girlfriend. But when I wasn't with him, I wanted to be. It was easy to get back with him, but I'm still waiting for more stories to come out from girls saying he's cheated."

Sounds like a classic case of can't live with but can't live without for Jack and Jade. How long until she takes him back? Take your bets now.

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on March 31, 2008 in Big Brother, Jade Goody, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 19, 2008 9:50 AM

Does Lily Allen have a new boyfriend?

It only seems like five minutes ago that she was all loved up with Chemical Brothers DJ Ed Simons, but now Lily Allen is bouncing back from that failed relationship into the arms of another man. The Smile singer and TV personality (yeah, I don't get it either) is now living with producer pal Robertson Furze and tongues are a wagging that their friendship has blossomed into something more.

“Lily has been through a tough time this year," revealed a chum. "She split from Ed only weeks after they lost their baby and she has been feeling incredibly down about it. Her TV show has been struggling too."

Yes, life can certainly deal some shitty cards to play with, so who is this mystery fella helping her? “She has known Robbie for years and he was there when things went wrong with Ed. Robbie and his pals have been doing everything they can to cheer Lil up. It has worked — she is back on great form.”

Everything they can? What does that mean? “She moved in with him a few weeks ago and they have been sharing a bed. It started off innocently but they are doing more than just cuddling now." Like pillow fights and bedtime stories? Come on spill!

[via The Sun]

Posted by Katie Button on March 19, 2008 in Lily Allen, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 11, 2008 12:59 PM

Sophie Dahl defends height difference with boyfriend Jamie Cullum

Ex-model turned writer (it runs in the family, don't you know?) Sophie Dahl has spoken out against those that judge her romance with jazz singer Jamie Cullum, based on their height difference. As a former catwalk queen, Dahl is suitably tall, six foot in fact, while Cullum is less statuesque at 5ft 4". Writing for the Times Luxx magazine, Dahl let rip about the media's perception of the showbiz couple, complaining: "Thanks to genetics, the image of us together has been treated like a carnival sideshow."

"What's lost," adds Dahl "is that we happen to be two people who met, fell madly in love and will probably produce fairly average-sized children, hopefully with his more elegant feet, not mine." Dahl explains that there was no element of choice in the matter, and that you fall in love with someone for more important reasons than their size: "Height is one of those things you can't do a whole lot about. It's a bit like colour. If my boyfriend was black, I doubt very much there would have been such a vocal response to our coupling, because that's out of bounds."

Dahl's comments have been splashed all over the Internet, with many readers leaving comments of support and understanding. So why the fascination with the height difference? Partner Jamie Cullum has spoken out on the issue as well, admitting: "We don't really care about the height difference to be honest," adding on saucier note: "I can assure you I make up for it in other ways." Ooer!

[via the Daily Mail]

Posted by Katie Button on March 11, 2008 in Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 29, 2008 11:43 AM

Nadine Coyle dating Josh Hartnett

Nadine, Nadine Nadine *shakes head and sighs wearily*. We all know what a bad time you had in your former relationship with professional douchebag Jesse Metcalfe but is this really the best move? Maybe you should spend some quality time alone – knitting, learning the harmonica, watching daytime TV – anything but rush into another ill-conceived fling. Isn't the mess band mate Cheryl's in enough to deter you from slimy men? Apparently not. Yes, Star Trippers, Nadine is said to be dating Hollywood womanizer Josh Hartnett.

I'm sure the 30 Days of Night star might seem like a good catch. He's a high profile actor and could help break you in Tinseltown, but the list of women he's been with is frighteningly long and not always of top quality. Rumer Willis? I ask you and look at poor Kirsten Dunst now holed up in rehab. Please re-consider your options Nadine. Being single isn't such a sad state of affairs but being made to watch your man in Pearl Harbor is. Think on girl.

[via the Daily Mail]

Posted by Katie Button on February 29, 2008 in Film Stars, Girls Aloud, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 28, 2008 12:42 PM

WAG Abbey Clancy chooses her man over modelling career

What's the most important quality for a WAG to have? Big breasts and a fake tan? No, these help of course, but for those ladies really hoping to develop a long-term commitment with their soccer studs, loyalty must rank as the number one attribute. After all, Coleen McLoughlin stayed with Wayne Rooney after his frolics with prostitutes came to light and she's got an ITV2 show. See WAGS – it pays to stand by your man. Another prime example is Abbey Clancy.

The girl has fought for her modelling dream on not one, but two LIVING reality TV shows – Britain's Next Top Model (in which she finished second) and Abbey and Janice: Beauty and the Beast and yet she is willing to put her career on the back-burner for Liverpool striker Peter Crouch. Abbey is said to have been offered a juicy offer from a top modelling agency in the US, but has said a firm no, preferring to stay in Blighty with her beau. "I just don't think I could leave Peter," Abbey gushed to The Sun.

"I had a really big decision to make — whether to stay in Liverpool or enhance my modelling career in LA. Obviously I really love modelling and I'd love to make it big. But it's not a decision which can be made overnight and my life is fulfilled with my relationship — my modelling career is a bonus. I'm happy with Peter and that's enough for me."

Rumours that she'll soon be putting something sparkly on her finger might have helped her come to this decision, as a friend of the couple admitted: "It wouldn't surprise me if he popped the question soon. We are all expecting them to get married next year." Someone call OK! magazine and book that front cover NOW!

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on February 28, 2008 in Relationship Watch, Sport Stars, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 27, 2008 12:05 PM

Johnny Borrell fancies a bit of Natalie Imbruglia

Razorlight's Johnny Borrell, he's a hunk isn't he? What red-blooded woman could resist the scruffy singer in those all-in-one baby-romper suits he wears? Well, not many apparently. He's recently been romantically linked with ickle Hermione from Harry Potter (known to some as Emma Watson) and his former girlfriend Kirsten Dunst is now in rehab – not the best endorsement. But all that hasn't deterred the newly single Natalie Imbruglia.

The pair met at a Valentine's Day ball in Russia (a story as old as time), and once their eyes met Johnny was a smitten kitten (yes, that is the technical term). A chum of the America warbler elaborates: "Johnny only had eyes for Natalie. He gushed about being a huge fan," (a sure sign that he wanted to get into her knickers, come on, she does whiny girl music only tolerated by lovelorn teens), "and suggested they meet to discuss a collaboration." As that would be a credible move for Razorlight? Me thinks not.

The source adds: "He jotted his phone number down and slipped it into Natalie's hand, whispering in her ear: “Call me, I'd love to see you again.”' Johnny has reportedly been besieging the poor girl with his phone calls ever since, though why she would let him close enough to whisper in her ear is anyone's guess. Maybe after her split from hubby Daniel Johns, the Aussie star is up for a bit of rough.

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on February 27, 2008 in Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 19, 2008 12:24 PM

Are Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson dating?

Here at Star Trip we love a celebrity romance. Whether A-list jet-setters like Brad and Angie or the more (how shall we say?) down to earth coupling of Jordan and Peter Andre. The star wattage is ramped up when too famous faces get it on and the newest couple on our showbiz radar could be two fresh-faced darlings of Harry Potter fame – Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson. He recently split with his girlfriend Laura O'Toole, while she was quick to deny rumours of a romance with Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell when they were snapped together at a fashion show. Could the two co-stars be falling for each other's charms?

The pair was spotted together sharing an intimate date on Valentine's Day in the garden of the Imperial Arms in west London (the garden? No wonder they were snuggled up together.) Onlookers seemed pretty convinced that they were watching the makings of a new romance, with one telling the Daily Mirror: "They arrived quite late at the pub - about 10pm - and sat outside, using each other's bodies for warmth."

"Emma kept looking over her shoulder nervously as if she didn't wanted to be recognised," adds the source. "When people started to notice the couple and began pointing, she wrapped her scarf around her head so only her eyes were peeping out. Daniel found her new look hysterical and started laughing. Throughout the night, in fact, he just kept giggling like a love-struck teen." Which is essentially what he might be – come on, the lad's only 18 after all.

"The pair seemed totally absorbed in one another's company. They then left the pub, heads together and whispering." It is believed that they headed back to his place. Innocent friendship or something to get a bit excited about?

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on February 19, 2008 in Film Stars, Harry Potter, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (11)

February 18, 2008 9:22 AM

The romance is over for Cerys Matthews and Marc Bannerman

Who'd have thought it? The romance that played out on national TV is now over. Yes, the washed-up celebrity has-beens Cerys Matthews and Marc Bannerman can no longer milk their cash cow to the likes of OK! and Hello as the love has gone. The pair, which met on ITV1's reality show I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! last November caused a right ol' ruckus with their not too subtle flirting as former Eastenders actor Marc already had a girlfriend – the cad! She (some scowly faced actress), was swiftly out of the picture and so our lovebirds were free to express their happiness and pose for paparazzi pictures all day long. They talked of their love, they talked of babies – it was Jordan and Peter Andre all over again.

But as is tragically all too often the way when celebs meet under unusual circumstances, forget everything about the real world and embark on a mismatched coupling – the split was inevitable. Reports reveal that it was welsh warbler Cerys that did the dumping, and in what style – over the phone just days before Valentine's Day. Ouch - don't pull any punches eh, Cerys.

A friend of the former Catatonia singer revealed to the Sunday Mirror: "The passion fizzled out and they've hardly seen each other in the last month. All the talk of having babies and settling down turned to dust," admitted the blabbermouth. "She realised the relationship was going nowhere and wants to concentrate on her tour, so she told Marc they were finished this week."

Marc's mum has also been keen to speak up, confirming that: "It's finished with Cerys. He's very upset, very down." Cheer up Marc – I'm sure you can still sell your break-up exclusive to the papers. And maybe you can re-unite with your grumpy ex – that would be an unexpected twist.

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on February 18, 2008 in I'm A Celebrity..., Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 12, 2008 10:31 AM

Is it over for Prince William and Kate Middleton?

The royal romance could be on the rocks with new reports revealing that Prince William's relationship with Kate Middleton has seriously fizzled out. The couple, who split last year only to reunite three months later, have barely seen each other since Christmas and friends are speculating as to how much longer the saga can limp on for. A family friend admits to 'The Sunday Mirror' that "William has been distancing himself from Kate for a while."

"He loves Kate dearly," adds the source, "and doesn't want to hurt her. They are in touch but their lives are pulling in different directions. There's a feeling that things have simply run their course." Wills missed Kate's birthday bash a fortnight ago, though he has been working hard (don't all the royals?) at his RAF training. William's cousin Peter Philips is marrying in the autumn and if Kate fails to make an appearance at this bash, then it truly could be the end.

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on February 12, 2008 in Relationship Watch, The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 19, 2007 3:08 PM

Jade Goody and Jack Tweed back together again

Jade Goody and ex-boyfriend Jack Tweed have rekindled their romance, with the newly loved up pair spotted getting amorous twice this past week. Jack and Jade’s recent split saw the loudmouthed reality TV star hook up with David Wickenden, but according to friends this dalliance is now over. The reunited couple was spotted kissing and cuddling in Funky Buddha on Tuesday and NU Bar two days later. But after calling older woman Jade ‘cash point’, how serious is this hook-up?

A source reveals: “It is very early days but Jade and Jack were together for a long time before they split and they have always had a strong, deep attachment. Jade hasn't cheated on David at all-it's just that Jack is her soul mate. Jack's made promises before, but he really has vowed to get a job and said that he will stop sponging off Jade this time." Another friend added "Jade and Jack have just really missed each other. They're not the same when they're not together. Jack wants to make things work this time." Aw – ain't love grand?

[via The News of the World]

Posted by Katie Button on October 19, 2007 in Jade Goody, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 10, 2007 4:56 PM

Does Peaches Geldof have a new boyfriend?

For a celebrity sprog that seems to do nothing but whine and pout a lot, Peaches Geldof seems to have established herself as a media darling. If she’s not bleaching her hair to emulate her dead mum Paula Yates, she’s galloping down a catwalk. Now the daughter of Sir Bob has gone and bagged herself a new fella – E4 presenter Nick Grimshaw. Though officially still with boyfriend Fred Les, the couple’s flirting turned heads at the launch of the Olsen twin’s fashion line at Harvey Nichols.

A witness blabs: "Peaches is an outrageous flirt (no, really? Who’d have thought it?) and she was delighted when she saw Nick. At first they were chatting but then they decided to leave together, and that is when things started to get interesting." Is that it, all we’re going to get? It sounds like the start of a movie trailer before being rudely cut off. Come on ‘witness’ don’t tease – we want more!

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on October 10, 2007 in Peaches Geldof, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

September 26, 2007 10:25 AM

Kate Moss is 'engaged' to new bloke Jamie Hince

Rebound romance anyone? Kate Moss has been telling chums (that does not include new foe, Sienna Miller) that she is now engaged to her new fella, The Kills’ guitarist Jamie Hince. Having finally ditched the hygienically-challenged Pete Doherty, Kate has moved on and found herself a new man to shack up with. A source reports that: "Kate and Jamie had been together all night and day until 5pm and when they surfaced Kate told her friends that she and Jamie were engaged. No one thinks they are actually going to walk down the aisle soon - they know it's Kate's way of saying she is serious about him."

Oh, okay. So saying you’re engaged, doesn’t actually mean you’re engaged, it just means you’re serious about him. I get it. Must be great being a celebrity and having your own language that doesn’t comply with absolutely everyone else’s.

[via Contact Music]

Posted by Katie Button on September 26, 2007 in Kate Moss, Marriage Watch, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 21, 2007 10:15 AM

Heroes stars get close at post Emmys party

Heroes might have missed out at the Emmys, but the BBC2 phenomenon is still making headlines. Stars Hayden Panetierre (Claire the cheerleader) and co-star Milo Ventimiglia (Peter Petrelli) have been causing tongues to wag with their close relationship (he is 30 and she has just turned 18) and the wagging became even more frantic when the pair turned up together on the red carpet on Sunday night. Now, we can all see for ourselves the budding romance from this footage at a post Emmys party. The news is sure to upset Milo’s female fans and Hayden’s male admirers, but all I could think when watching the clip was how rubbish performing band Duran Duran sounded.

Posted by Katie Button on September 21, 2007 in LA Airheads, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 18, 2007 12:03 PM

Jade Goody rekindles old romance

She’s only been on the market for about half an hour, but Big Brother ‘star’ Jade Goody has already bagged herself a new man. Can she not be alone for more than five minutes? The lucky fella is ex David Wickenden, a city trader (really?) and according to friends, the couple has been enjoying a number of dates in the past few weeks.

One of David’s chums obviously fancied a little pocket money and so has been talking to the press: 'They've been meeting regularly since she split from Jack. They dated for a while a couple of years ago and, despite it not working out, they kept in touch. He thinks she's really sexy and great fun.' [Insert own joke here.]

[via Now magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on September 18, 2007 in Jade Goody, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 13, 2007 9:47 AM

In the news: Hayden is single, Kylie's comeback and an X Factor snub

- If young blondes in cheerleader outfits are your thing, then good news: Heroes actress Hayden Panettierre is now available. The pint-sized star has ended her relationship with Stephen Coletti and is now free and single. Form an orderly queue boys. [TMZ]

- That VMAs fiasco refuses to die, with everyone still busy dissecting the wreck that was former pop princess Britney Spears. Now sources close to the star have revealed that she applied an ab-defining spray tan before the show to “create the illusion of more tone.” Having fled from the stage after her act screaming that she was a “fat pig”, I guess Britney didn’t think it worked. [Us magazine]

- Someone hoping to make a more considered comeback is Kylie Minogue. New single 2 Hearts is scheduled for a November release with an album later that month. Dig out your hot pants girls! [Perez Hilton]

- Ben Mills from last year’s X Factor (you remember him, the one with the tatty long hair and gravelly voice) has turned his back on the ITV1 singing contest. He has rejected an offer to appear on this year’s series and has sought to distance himself from the show, urging people to forget he was on it. All too easily done Ben. [Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on September 13, 2007 in Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Kylie Minogue, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 11, 2007 12:12 PM

In the news: Kelly Osbourne makes her mum blub and Ulrika to get hitched

- Tamsin Outhwaite is swapping Hotel Babylon for life as a yummy mummy. The former Eastender is sad to say goodbye to the BBC1 hotel drama but is keen to start a family. Does that mean the Beeb will axe it? Fingers crossed. [The Daily Record]

- Charlotte Church wants Prince William to make an honest girl of Kate Middleton and march her down the aisle. And why? So the press will stop hounding her and her fella, that Welsh rugby guy. Is that really the only solution? [The Royalist]

- Kelly Osbourne’s West End debut in musical Chicago had mother Sharon in tears. We’re sure she won’t be the only one. [Now magazine]

- Third time’s the charm for Ulrika Jonsson who is set to marry new boyfriend Brian Monet. A spokesperson has revealed that “Ulrika wants a really low-key wedding.” So that’s only a ten page spread in OK! rather than the 20? [Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on September 11, 2007 in Charlotte Church, Gavin Henson, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kelly Osbourne, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 6, 2007 4:30 PM

Paul McCartney and Zellweger 'just good friends'

Can you imagine an odder couple than Paul 'Get those thumbs out they need waving' McCartney and Renee Zellweger? Well tongues have been set wagging when the pair were seen out and... gasp... eating. She's definitely pregnant with his child on those grounds eh readers?

Joking aside, Sir Paul has had to quashed rumours that he is in a relationship with the Bridget Jones' Diary star. Although, bizarrely, Zellweger confessed to having a "crush" on him. However, McCartney, who is currently sorting his divorce out with Heather Mills, has insisted that the pair are just good friends.

He told WENN: "We're not dating. We're in the same group of friends and that's it." Zellweger's friends have also denied the accusations, agreeing that they are just pals.

Posted by mofgimmers on September 6, 2007 in Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 3, 2007 10:47 AM

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams announce split

It’s all over for Hollywood stars Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams who have announced their split after three years together. The couple met on the set of Brokeback Mountain in 2004 and despite Heath’s weird cotton-ball-in-mouth way of talking in the cowboy movie, they fell in love and like all film star couples moved to Brooklyn (?) They welcomed baby girl Mathilda in October 2005, but now the romance has died and the pair are going their separate ways.

A close source revealed that: "The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart. They have a beautiful daughter and they are both committed to being great parents." The split is reported to be amicable, but it is all very sad. In the weird world of celebrity relationships, these two seemed relatively normal. What went wrong?

[via People]

Posted by Katie Button on September 3, 2007 in Film Stars, Heath Ledger, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 30, 2007 1:23 PM

Jesse Metcalfe shows love for Nadine Coyle with new tattoo

Former Desperate Housewives torso Jesse Metcalfe is said to have made a very public commitment to girlfriend Nadine Coyle – a tattoo in her honour on his left arm. Mmm, romantic. The inky stain is of the Girls Aloud singer, naked, holding a bloody heart in the shape of Ireland, her home country. Sounds like a bestseller.

Blabbing all to US TV, Metcalfe has explained his unusual token of love for his lady: "It’s not that I’m not over the break-up, it’s just that I really wanted to remember what it felt like to be in that relationship so that I never really go there again. I went through a hard break-up.

“Every tattoo is a memory. It doesn’t mean you are staying in that moment or obsessing about it. I chose to get that tattoo, especially with the heart on the arm, because I chose to wear my heart on my sleeve.”

Isn’t that just the most adorably loving gesture? If that doesn’t secure Nadine’s affection forever then her Ireland shaped heart must be made of stone.

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on August 30, 2007 in Girls Aloud, Jesse Metcalfe, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 24, 2007 11:13 AM

In the news: Nicole Richie serves 82 minutes in prison and Ryan Phillipe wants to teach

-Nicole Richie's been released from jail, after serving 82 minutes of a four day sentence. A spokesperson says,  “She was processed into the jail system, she was highly cooperative and she was released.” How dandy for her. [Just Jared ]

-You'd think Pete Doherty would be counting his lucky stars on walking free from jail and vowing never to get into such trouble again. Well you'd be wrong, as a photographer now alleges that alleges Doherty assaulted her and ' she was left with bruises and had clumps of her hair missing after the scuffle with Doherty.'  [Herald ]

-All is not well with Amy Winehouse and hubby as reports mentiona  very public bust up, and screming and shouting in their hotel toom that has led to injuries! More pics to follow. [D listed ]

-Ryan Phillipe is thinking of taking his career in another direction; that of teaching. He reveals, "If I ever gave up acting, I'd probably teach - that's something I've always thought about, and I might do yet."
[Digital Spy ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 24, 2007 in Amy Winehouse, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Marriage Watch, Nicole Richie, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 22, 2007 11:55 AM

In the news: Mel B stands by her man and K-Fed to star in One Tree Hill

-Naomi Campbell fights racism in fashion.  "It's a pity that people don't appreciate black beauty," she says. [The Guardian ]

-Mel B is saying her new husband is a gentle kind loving soul that wouldn't kick a puppy, when court papers label him an "aggressive, violent, woman batterer". Talk about rose tinted spectacles.. [ TMZ ]

-Oh dear god, Paris Hilton is to release a second book, as clearly one autobiography is not enough for the heiress. I'm guessing it will focus on what she has learnt in jail. [Popcrunch ]

-Kevin Federline is lined up to star in One Tree Hill! He says he's 'really excited but won't let it interfere with his kids. Yeah, whatever.  [The Superficial ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on August 22, 2007 in Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hugh Grant, Kevin Federline, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls | Permalink | Comments (1)

Jade Goody splits with boyfriend Jack Tweedy

It’s all over for Jade Goody and her toy-boy Jack Tweed, with reports that the couple has called it quits after a tempestuous two years together. They had only just moved into a £750,000 barn house two weeks ago, but after the infidelities, miscarriage and Jade’s nosedive in popularity – the strain was too much.

       

The showdown kicked off on Monday night, when 20-year-old Jack turned up on his mum’s doorstep without having packed any of his things. Eek – I’ll bet that break-up witnessed its fair share of hysterical wailing and crockery smashing, that Jack’s a real firecracker.

A chum blabbed: “They have been growing apart for months. The miscarriage hit them incredibly hard and the age gap has caused problems. Jack is devastated and Jade is inconsolable but both accept they don’t have a future together.”

      

Maybe it was the ratty blonde hair extensions that spelt the end. You never know.

    

[via The Sun]

Posted by Katie Button on August 22, 2007 in Jade Goody, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 16, 2007 12:22 PM

Sienna Miller dating Brothers & Sisters actor

So who is dating Sienna Miller? First she was supposed to be getting it on with P Diddy, then came talk of Sean Bean, and then… phew, I’m exhausted just thinking about it. It’s like that scene in Spartacus when all the slaves revolt and stand up and shout “I’m Spartacus.” Maybe if you ask any guy if they’re getting jiggy with Sienna, an attractive, young, single girl and they’ll all pretend they are.

      

Well after endless gossip about the boho pixie’s love-life, news has leaked that she is actually dating Brothers and Sisters actor Matthew Rhys. The pair were introduced by the posh-voiced and pouty Keira Knightley back in May and have been keeping their new romance on the down low ever since.

A big-mouthed chum has been dishing the dirt: “This is the first bloke Sienna has been serious with since she finally split with Jude.” Ooh – so it’s serious then is it? Can I buy a hat or should I just wait and see if P Diddy or Sean Bean decide to slug it out for their woman?

      

[via Now magazine]

[Image via Getty]

Posted by Katie Button on August 16, 2007 in Film Stars, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 15, 2007 5:23 PM

Pete Doherty wants to take on Anne Robinson

Pete Doherty and his ker-azy antics really are the gift that keeps giving. Not content with his bizarre plea to ex Kate Moss for a reconciliation through the tabloids, he is now keen to win her back by appearing on BBC2 quiz show the Weakest Link. Really, you just can’t make this gibberish up.

       

The Babyshambles frontman (name me a song of theirs and I’ll give you my first-born child) is looking to prove his intelligence and considers a face-off with TV’s Queen of Mean would be just the ticket. He is reported as saying: “People might not realise it, but I am well-educated and well-read. I can prove there is more to me than just drugs." Like booze and cigarettes?

The Daily Express have quoted a source close to Doherty as adding: "Kate has this romantic notion of love and finds intelligence a huge turn-on. Pete thinks going on the show will prove to her that he does have the depth and IQ that she loves so much."

      

But what if he fails to bank in time? Really, has he thought this through? The Weakest Link might look easy from the comfort of your armchair, but in front of Anne and the hot studio lights he could soon be sweating like an addict needing his next fix – oh, maybe we shouldn’t right him off after all.

    

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on August 15, 2007 in Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

Girls Aloud to split soon?

Now you might want to make sure you’re sitting comfortably for this bombshell – Girls Aloud are going to spilt up later this year. Well, that’s the gossip anyway. Nadine has been spotted back on the arm of ex Jesse Metcalfe prompting bookies to slash their odds of the girl group making it into 2008.

Despite the former Desperate Housewives actor (I use that term pretty loosely – he took off his shirt and pretended to hoe, that’s it) seen out on the town with a bevvie of beauties, Nadine has evidently forgiven her man and the two of them were photographed at an LA petrol station (oh, the glamour!) looking as loved-up as ever. She has brought a house in LA and her family have even moved there to set up an Irish bar (insert stereotype here.)

All this talk of settling down and domestic bliss might sound far from convincing given Metcalfe’s wandering eye, but after a good spell in the fickle world of pop, it could be a smart time for Girls Aloud to hang up their mini-skirts and call it a day. Paddy Power is offering odds of 2/1 that the ladies will soon split with their spokeswoman, Sharon McHugh, adding: "Nadine must be desperately in love with Jesse. Only a few weeks ago he was spotted canoodling on the beach with a mystery lady. At this rate it seems Nads would do anything for love, and a split could definitely be on the cards."

Nads? Isn’t that surprisingly matey for a bookie? Sounds like it’s hankies at the ready for those of you who enjoy sweatily gyrating to the sound of the underground. But not to worry – I’m sure there’ll each launch solo singles (*shudder*.)

[via The Belfast Telegraph]

Posted by Katie Button on August 15, 2007 in Girls Aloud, Jesse Metcalfe, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jamelia splits with her fiancé and father of her child

It seems it's nigh on impossible to hold on to a spouse in the world of showbiz. The fate of the public eye separation has now befallen singer Jamelia. And it's because of cheating rumours... as per usual.

Jamelia has split from her fiancé and the father of her child, footballer Darren Byfield, after rumours of his straying. Remember how Jamelia kicked off about her best friend Alesha Dixon's husband running off with pop idiot Javine Hilton on Nevermind the Buzzcocks? Maybe Darren should have tuned in.

A source told The Mirror: "It's over and they are devastated. They tried to make it work but the romance fizzled out.

"She simply hasn't been happy since rumours of Darren cheating emerged, but has always believed he is innocent." Believed? That's an odd word to use, don't you think?

Unfortunately, for all the childish gossip that this causes, there's 20-month-old Tiani in the middle. Won't somebody think of the children?

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on August 15, 2007 in Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 7, 2007 3:53 PM

Moss dumped Doherty over his death wish

Gossip from camp Moss has revealed that it wasn’t the womanizing and drug binges that led the supermodel to dump Pete Doherty. Oh no, that’s all perfectly fine. After all compromises and allowances have to be made in a relationship if you want it to work, it’s like men leaving the toilet seat up or women nagging – it’s neither here nor there.  What she did take offence to is his juicily described “death wish.” Yes, the hygienically-challenged musician made plans in the event of his death (nothing new there, people draw up wills all the time), except that he was welcoming death in with open arms and hoping it would turn up soon (oh, I see.)

The source has revealed how "Kate is convinced Pete is determined to die in the next few months. She believes he wants to carve a place in rock ’n’ roll history as one of the legendary hellraisers such as Jim Morrison, Sid Vicious and Jimi Hendrix, who died in their prime." Um – I hate to nit-pit but weren’t they legends as much for their naughty shenanigans as their incredible musical legacies? The chum elaborates: "Everyone thinks Kate ended it with Pete after pictures came out of him taking a model home. But that’s not the reason – he’s been going with groupies most of the time he’s been with Kate. That’s just the kind of relationship they have.” They’re so lucky – I’m always on at my boyfriend to snag himself some cheap groupies.

"The real reason is because of Pete’s death wish. Kate found a will he has recently written because he thinks his time will be up soon. She was livid because, when she confronted him, it came out that he’d told his family about it but not her. It really was the last straw. Kate’s no angel and can forgive a lot of things but one thing she won’t do is watch him die." But will she have much choice? Whether they’re together or not, the media will keep both parties informed on the antics of the other and so if he wants the big rock star death, we’ll all be hearing about it.

    

[via Daily Snack]

      

[Image via Getty]

Posted by Katie Button on August 7, 2007 in Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Musical Stars, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 3, 2007 2:20 PM

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are back together

There are some celebrities that you would cross the street to avoid (if ever the situation were to arise), and there are others that you like. Ones that you are genuinely interested in (and not in a love-to-hate way), think seem quite normal and could happily envisage yourself being friends with. Two such stars that I heartily approve of are Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, and so after both endured very public, failed relationships, I was oddly pleased to read a few months back that the two of them had shacked up together.

   

Later news that it was all over, prompted me to wonder whether I had jinxed their budding romance with my over-enthusiasm, but fear not – the couple are back together.

After having met on the set of their upcoming flick Rendition, the private couple (they have never gone public with their relationship), have been spotted all over Hollywood together (see picture.) Their separation in June is said to have been prompted by Reese’s re-kindled commitment to her children, however a source told Us Weekly that "Reese came to terms with the fact that she can have a relationship and spend time with her kids." Huzzah – maybe I’ll get an invitation to the wedding!

       

[via IMDb]

Posted by Katie Button on August 3, 2007 in Film Stars, Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 2, 2007 4:21 PM

Dita Von Teese shames ex-hubby Marilyn Manson with true style

Dita Von Teese might make her living out of taking off her clothes but there's no denying the lady has class by the bucket load. I'm a massive fan of burlesque, but my opinion aside this lady could show many a ridiculous celebrity how to handle fame and public break ups. I'm looking at you Ms. Spears.

Following her none-too-dignified break up with famed rock frontman Marilyn Manson, Dita has kept her ruby lips sealed and with a stiff upper one at that. If you don't know, Manson ran off with Evan Rachel Wood who's half his age, leaving his wife in the lurch. But Dita has left him behind in the fame stakes.

Finally she's loosened her strict rules on commenting on her ex-beau and given us a few gems in the process. Speaking to Radar about her disappointment that Manson's views on their split had been "exploited for record sales", she noted acerbicallly: "'Shock rocker', I suppose. That was the shock."

Fantastically, when asked whether the press had misrepresented her in the Manson interviews, Von Teese quipped: "I don't think it was the press. It was a matter of, 'Hey, maybe you [Manson] shouldn't drink absinthe and do cocaine and do interviews all at the same time.'... No, I don't think it was the press. It was drinking and interviewing."

That's him told, eh? If he wasn't kicking himself for shunning this sought-after starlet already, he soon will be.

Posted by Orla Doherty on August 2, 2007 in Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (4)

July 30, 2007 3:52 PM

Jennifer Ellison loses cheating boyfriend

Young blokes everywhere can rejoice, as lads mag favourite Jennifer Ellison is officially back on the market. Tony Richardson, her boyfriend of six years was found to have cheated on the ex-Brookside star and she has suitably shown him the door. Shalimar Wimble (what a great name!), the ex-girlfriend of Chelsea footballer John Terry has been named as the ‘other woman’, after the two met at a London club a month ago.

      

Jennifer was said to have given a lot to the relationship (she supported him throughout his 3 month prison sentence for motoring offences), after all, she’s only 24 and so has spent all of her adult life with him. Richardson had yet to convince her family though, and they are said to be “relieved” that all is now over between the couple.

Jane, Jennifer’s mother is one such relative glad to see the back of Richardson, telling chums: "Thank God he is out of her life at last. She has loyally stood by him over the years and he has rubbed her face in it. She was even there waiting for him when he came out of jail, and this is how he repays her. It's a case of goodbye and good riddance."

The Daily Star have quoted Jennifer as saying: "My relationship with Tony Richardson is over. He has betrayed me in the worst possible way. This girl is welcome to him and I hope they are both very happy." Without resorting to any “you go girlfriend” cliches, kudos to Jennifer for being a young woman confident enough to stand up for herself and her principles.

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on July 30, 2007 in Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Cheeky Girls: buy one, get one free

Those Cheeky Girls really are excellent value. I am often swayed when supermarket shopping by a two-for-one deal, and it looks like I’m not alone. Liberal Democrat MP Lembit Opik is currently engaged to one half of the hotpant-wearing, flame-haired twosome, Gabriela Irimia (they have surnames – well, you learn something new every day) but has also been forced to make room for the other sister at his country cottage in Montgomeryshire, Wales.

               
The mother of the girls, Margit (a multi-talented lady herself, guilty, sorry, responsible for writing the girl’s songs and managing their music careers) was thrilled that one of her offspring had snaggled a man to shack up with, but feared for the single Monica. Having always done everything together, her maternal fears sound justified and so as an obliging gent, Lembit opened his door to Monica – even having the spare room redecorated in her favourite colours to make her feel at home.

According to the Daily Star Sunday, a source confirmed: "Gabriela loves Lembit and is really looking forward to tying the knot. But she really misses Monica's company and did not want to live apart from her. The girls' mother Margit is really pleased Lembit has found a compromise."

            

I’ll bet they’re the talk of the town in Montgomeryshire.

          

[via Digital Spy]

Posted by Katie Button on July 30, 2007 in Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

In the news: Nicole Richie to do jail time and Usher isn't married

-Who'd have thought someone as publicity shy as Richard Branson would ever have indulged in mile high romps at the tender age of 18. Then again, who's more surprised that the whisker wearing entrepreneur actually manged to pull? It's a toss up.'The problem with plane loos generally is that they are very small, and the acrobatics can’t take too long because there’s no room and people start banging on the door', reminisces Sir Richard. That must be why the Virgin planes have a larger loo than standard... [The Sun ]

-Poor little rich girl Paris Hilton has just lost out on a $51 million inheritance as her grandfather is embarrassed by her TV/prison/up the skirt antics. Instead he plans to give her windfall to charity instead. Never mind Paris, one more scandal and you'll have enough cash in advertising condoms and bibles that you won't feel the loss. [News Sawf ]

-Nicole Richie  is sentenced.. finally. She has been ordered to serve a puny four days in jail, despite trying to whip up public sympathy by a possibly phantom pregnancy. When asked to comment on her baby bump the deputy district attorney said: "I don't have any information on that". [RTE ]

-Usher's on off wedding plans were definitely OFF again as mere hours before the wedding on Saturday the groom was calling it off, leaving the 100 or so guests fairly embarrassed and awkward. Among the now non attending crew were Beyonce and Jay Z as well as Janet Jackson. No one knows how ex bride and mother to be of his baby Tameka Foster is feeling but we're guessing she's not thrilled by this last minute ditch. [People ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 30, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 27, 2007 3:18 PM

Courtney Love sets her sights on David Walliams

David Walliams, star of Little Britain and famed serial womaniser might find himself in a sticky situation soon enough as Courtney Love has declared her plans to bag him as her boything. Scary.

Each of the stars has a rather colourful relationship history with David being linked to nurse-gone-amateur pornstar Abi Titmuss and ex-Spice Girls mentalist Geri Halliwell. Courtney of course gained fame as the ex-wife of Kurt Cobain. But she seems to have gotten a taste for the Brits after being linked to Noel Fielding from BBC3 show The Mighty Boosh.

Courtney has apparently told pals that she wants Walliams to star in her new film about Nirvana - and hopes offering a role to the 35-year-old will help her to get close to him on set. A friend told the Daily Star: "She thinks he would be brilliant in it and says he is uber-fit. She's vowed to get her claws stuck into him and finds him hilarious."

Sounds like more of a threat than a request to me David. Run for the hills! (Oh, and have you seen her new teeth?!)

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 27, 2007 in Courtney Love, David Walliams, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (2)

Nadine Coyle says Jesse didn't cheat

Girls Aloud star Nadine Coyle is being far to nice to her ex by my reckoning. She's been quoted as saying that the pictures of him hand holding with a bevy of luscious lovelies were taken after they split and that he never did the dirty on her. 'We had broken up at that stage,' she says. 'I had come back from LA and we had split up. I think it was three weeks before those pictures came out. I just thought I’d rather not say anything'. She even seems to justify his behaviour with, 'I'm sure I'm a hard person to date , I’m always flying all over the world, and I just couldn’t really be there for him it at an important time.' Seriously girlfriend, we preferred you bitter and vengeful.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 27, 2007 in Jesse Metcalfe, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 26, 2007 1:31 PM

Usher to marry this weekend

Sorry ladies, from this Saturday R’n’B star Usher will be off the market. Usher and his lady friend Tameka Foster will be making it official and saying “I do”, though those invited have only just found out. There were no invitations involved as the loved up pair wanted to keep things under wraps, preferring to phone people instead, and all with only a few days notice. Why the rush? Tameka (10 years Usher’s senior and mother to 3 children from a previous relationship) has a bun in the oven and they wanted to get hitched before she gives birth.

                  

Celebrity chums rumoured to be on the exclusive guest list include Jay-Z and Beyoncé, though there may some notable omissions. Usher recently fired both his assistant of 6 years and his manager mother Jonetta Patton (eek – family counseling anyone?) and it is not known whether either will be invited to the shindig. The rifts are said to be due to his choice of bride, with the message of disapproval further expressed by Erika Jackson, owner of Usher’s biggest fansite www.usherforever.com. Usher is now battling to have the website closed because of this. Are we in for more Britney/ K-Fed ‘I told you so’s?’

                              

[via OK! magazine]

Posted by Katie Button on July 26, 2007 in Baby Watch, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 20, 2007 11:42 AM

In the news: Britney takes her clothes off and Kate Moss changes her number

-Kate Moss is well on the way to recovery from the dastardly Doherty, and has decided to go the no contact route of break up etiquette. She has changed her mobile and landline numbers, so unless he turns up in person, he can' contact her. Go Kate! [Sky Showbiz ]

-Lindsay Lohan's been bailed for $30,000 on charges of drink driving. She's schedules to return on August 34 for her trial and is hoping she won't share the same fate as fellow celeb Paris. To this effect she's still wearing her alcohol monitoring anklet, but rumours of wild behaviour still haunt her. [E Online ]

-Shock, horror; Britney Spears goes for a swim. Yes, apparently a dip in the ocean is headline news when the notorious Ms Spears does it. So far her aqua antics have been spotted on the pages of three national newspapers, with her flouncing around in *gasp* her underwear, not a bikini. I suppose the fact that her bra and pants are more substantial than a string bikini makes no difference, eh? At least she's not showing us her lady bits again..  [China Daily ]

-Rachel Stevens of S club 7 fame has found a new beau, hunky Alex Bourne, an ex masseur. And while he is her latest boyf, he is also an old flame having hooked up with the pop princess from days of yore, when they were nth students at school in Southgate. [The London Paper ]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 20, 2007 in Britney Spears, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Lindsay Lohan, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 19, 2007 12:39 PM

Ashlee Simpson engaged?

We can't be sure whether this rhinoplastied lovely is actually engaged or pregnant, but where there's smoke there's usually fire, and whether or not the rumours are true at least Jessica Simpson's lil sis is probably considering both options. The potential Daddy/Groom is Fall out boy bassist Pete Wentz. 'Ashlee wasn't expecting it at all , it was a total surprise. Pete whipped out a big engagement ring, dropped down on one knee, and asked Ashlee to be his bride. Ashlee says it was romantic, sexy,and that she said yes right away,' said a source.

[Image: Getty].

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 19, 2007 in Alicia Douvall, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 17, 2007 3:09 PM

Angelina threatens to dump Brad for meeting with ex wife

Angelina Jolie, or John Voigt in a wig as I like to call her, has gone all crazy person on her little Brad. Brad Pitt made the fatal mistake of visiting his ex wife with one of his newly adopted brood. Bad move.

I'll agree that it isn't too cool to think of your bloke visiting his ex, but then this is his ex WIFE and that's no reason to react like Angelina did next, by threatening to dump Brad if he ever did it again. Because that's the sort of rational, loving behaviour that secures a relationship. Brad and ex-wife Jennifer Aniston met for lunch in her Malibu home and he took along his new son, 14-month-old Shiloh. Sounds like the actions of a proud and happy dad to me, Ange.

A source told Star magazine: "Angelina went totally ballistic. She was shouting so hard at Brad that the veins were bulging in her neck. She told him in no uncertain terms that they were finished if he took Shiloh anywhere near Jennifer again." Seems the sour faced Lara Croft isn't so sure of her relationship with Brad. Maybe that's why she keeps luring children into her care, just to take his mind of thinking what a horrific mistake he made in the first place.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 17, 2007 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (2)

July 16, 2007 10:57 AM

Kylie back with ex Olivier?

I’m not sure about Kylie Minogue – she seems like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth but I refuse to be taken in by her innocent, girlie charms. I suspect that underneath all her winsome looks and bottom-shaking that she’s probably a bit of a madam. She’s certainly had quite a few men but never seems to be able to hold on to one for more than half an hour. Is she being punished for her success, as any boyfriend will always be known as Mr. Kylie? Or is the pint-sized pop princess just a wee bit high maintenance?

Who better to ask than recent ex-boyfriend French actor Olivier Martinez. But what’s this I spy? The two exes’ have been spotted getting a bit smoochy in Paris. According to Australia’s 'Sydney Daily Telegraph', Kylie was spotted "kissing and embracing Martinez" outside a cafe close to his Paris home. This is the first post break-up sighting of the pair; though her spokesman has played it down as nothing new, “they do see each other”. I’m not buying that coy ‘there’s nothing to see here’ stance. Kylie’s been famous for long enough to realize that if you get friendly with another famous person, and one who incidentally is your ex, that the media might just take an interest. It’s only a matter of time until the public reunion – you mark my words!

Posted by Katie Button on July 16, 2007 in Kylie Minogue, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 13, 2007 3:58 PM

50 Cent falls for Big Brother racist

50 Cent aka Arthur Dollar aka the downfall of modern rap music has hilariously fallen for Celebrity Big Brother rent-a-racist Danielle Lloyd. Seriously. Fiddy saw the tits-out ex-WAG backstage at a recent gig at the Hammersmith Apollo and was "hypnotised".

This is the most shameless "I'm not a racialist, honest like" media tactics I've seen since Cheryl "ku-klux" Cole married black footballer Ashley Cole. But what am I saying? They're in love. A match made in scally heaven. Danielle is famed for being a part of the racist attacks on Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty last year, causing ex-fiancé Teddy Sheringham to (sensibly) dump her as fast you can say career move.

But now she's found a bigger money-spinner than those awful boobies as the moronic rap star plans to make Lloyd the star of his new video. He does tend to have an obsession with fake jubblies if his previous videos are anything to go by.

So, if these rumours are true, I can't wait to hear her whining Scouse tones back on our airwaves, hopefully talking about her "brothas" and so on.

[Image: Getty ; Source: HolyMoly]

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 13, 2007 in 50 Cent, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

Eva Longoria accepts baby ban

Exclusive – no children planned for Gabrielle in season 4 of Desperate Housewives. How do we know this? Because show creator Marc Cherry has forbidden actress Eva Longoria from becoming pregnant in the next year. Longoria, who married boyfriend Tony Parker in Paris a week ago was told the news during Cherry’s wedding speech. A quiet word in her ear might have been more appropriate, but this is Hollywood. What’s the point of doing something if the press don’t know about it?

Eva and Tony seem to have happily accepted the ruling. “We’re fine with that. We want to spend some time with each other, even though we want kids very much." I do worry that this sets a dangerous precedent. First TV bosses tell their stars not to get pregnant, the next moment they’re arranging their marriages or demanding sex changes (it could happen.) And I’m not sure that Cherry’s really in a position to enforce such things, as what’s he going to do if she does get up the duff? Sell the child into slavery? Or, he could give it to Brangelina, I’m sure they’d love another recruit.

Posted by Katie Button on July 13, 2007 in Baby Watch, Eva Longoria, LA Airheads, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 12, 2007 4:14 PM

Alesha Dixon and Pharrell Williams getting it on

Alesha Dixon, formerly the (most) annoying noise in Mis-teeq, is reportedly dating US poser extraordinaire Pharrell Williams. Which comes as a pretty impressive two-finger salute to her hubbie MC Harvey of So Solid Crew.

The utterly talentless MC Harvey was given the boot after cheating on Alesha with horsey trollop Javine Hilton last year. A particular blow for the Mis-teeq lass as Javine was a close friend. Honestly, aren't pop folk moronic?

Alesha first met Pharrell, famed singer/rapper of N.E.R.D and record producer, in 2005 when she starred in one of the band's videos as a dancer. Clearly the rather picky guy liked more than her personality. A 'friend' told The Mirror: "Alesha's over the moon. It's the first time we've seen her happy in ages. Pharrell will spoil her rotten, he'll even let her drive his £700,000 Bugatti." Sounds like real love to me, not money grabbing fame-hungry tactics at all. Not one bit.

So you'll all be glad to know Alesha's fast climbing the celebrity ladder and Pharrell is flying her to the US tomorrow for a visit. She'd better watch out mind, she'll have the So Solid Crew after her head, and we all know how frightening that prospect is.

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 12, 2007 in Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)

Kate begins the post break-up clear-out

Someone has obviously been listening to that song from South Pacific "gonna wash that man right outta my hair", as Kate Moss has begun to take steps towards a post-Doherty future. Digital Spy reports that she has trashed all songs, poems, paintings and love letters that her grubby ex gave her, and not just in some wishy-washy dump-it-in-the-bin way. Oh no, this girl is no novice to break-ups and so has burned all the sentimental mementos of the couple's two year relationship.

A 'source' told the Sun that "Kate gathered quite a collection of Pete's ramblings over the two years. He used the lyrics from his song What Katie Did - which was written about a totally different Kate - to pull her in the first place. It continued throughout the relationship. She has piles of love letters, poems, songs and paintings. Now Kate has decided to cleanse herself of him by burning the lot. It all stinks a bit of a high school break-up."

I'm sure it will free up loads of spare space and be very healing in a fung-shui kinda way. It's not like his private artistic offerings are anything special, Hell - I wouldn't be able to recognize any of his public stuff. I think both Kate and Sothebys can rest easy that they haven't missed out on anything special.

Posted by Katie Button on July 12, 2007 in Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 11, 2007 1:26 PM

Has Frank been playing away from home?

Why are male UK sports stars so keen to cheat on their women? I've only just told you about Gavin Henson cheating on pregnant fiancee Charlotte Church, and now news is breaking that Frank Lampard has done the dirty on his fiancee, Elen Rives. 29 year old Rives has been photographed without her diamond engagement ring that had previously weighed her hand down for over two years upon hearing rumours that Frank did the no pants dance with an Eastern European woman whilst holidaying in Las Vegas.                                                                                  

Suitably furious, she has threatened to change the locks on their £8 million Chelsea home, so that when the soccer star returns from Chelsea's pre-season tour of the UShe could be left out in the cold (question - whose money bought the house I wonder?) She is also said to be piling up his clothes and belongings in preparation for his return in a fortnight when she plans to throw them out the window at him in a manic rage (probably - that's what upset woman always do in films.)

She only just dropped their second sprog together and is being consoled through this hard time by none other than Frank’s mum Pat. As is always the way, a chum has dished all on the saga, claiming that "she (Elen) doesn't want Frank near her at the moment. She is devastated and humiliated - but she is a bright woman, she knows how to get at Frank. She went berserk when she saw the newspapers and she's wasted no time in making Frank look and feel stupid about what he is said to have done. She is claiming she is going to change the locks at the house so that he can't get in. She is trying to frighten him and make him feel bad."

                                                 

And so he should. Burdening her with two children with appalling names (Isla and Luna, really?) and then ditching her for some casual sex in Sin City. It’s not on Frank. But then, I’ve never been a fan. He might be able to score with the ladies, but put on an England shirt and the lad’s bloody useless!

Posted by Katie Button on July 11, 2007 in Relationship Watch, Sport Stars, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Church and Henson: Is It Over?

Sure, she's got millions in the bank and can belt out a tune, but Charlotte Church is not a happy bunny. And you wouldn't be either, if you read in a national newspaper that your fiance had indulged in some serious snogging action with another woman. Oh, and you're due to give birth to his baby in a matter of months - bummer. Charlotte's bloke, that Welsh rugby player with the orange tan and silly spiky hair who is only really famous because of her, got it on with shop girl Tracy Donnelly only for Tracy to tell all to the press. Cue Charlotte kicking him out.

Apparently Gavin (as that is his name fact fans), is, and I quote, "gutted that he got caught out." Not as gutted as she probably is to find out that the father of her child is a cheating horn-dog. But never fear as she's got her mum on the case, who is busy giving the Lothario a piece of her mind: "Maria has been yelling down the phone at him. She is very, very protective of her daughter, so understandably she is livid. She is disappointed in Gavin. She thought that he was a lovely boy but she now knows that she is wrong. She is devastated for Charlotte." 

Posted by Katie Button on July 11, 2007 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, Gavin Henson, Kiss'n'Tells, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 9, 2007 1:00 PM

Gavin Henson: Once, twice, a few times a love rat

Isn't Gavin Henson an arse? I don't know anyone who doesn't agree, and I know quite a number of morons. The Welsh rugby player who's only quite so famous for being the boyfriend of gobby songstrel Charlotte Church has done the unthinkable and cheated on her. 'Sort of'.

Now I know you're probably thinking that 'unthinkable' is sensational of me, but that's only because we expect little else from those horrible slebs. Well, ole Gav was seen in Belfast's nightclub Thompson's Garage chatting up a shop assistant. It sho' don't get more glam than that, eh? Lucky for us, less so for heavily pregnant (by Gavin) Charlotte, this girl has a mouth on her. Or some debts.

Tracy, the shop assistant from Belfast, told The People "It was a drunken snog, or two, or three. Nothing for Charlotte to worry about. I mean, come on, who doesn't get up to these cheeky little things?" Well Tracy, people who's longterm partners are sat at home resting up for a birth.

Lord help us, she goes on, "We chatted about everything except Charlotte. In fact, Gavin never said a word about her but equally I didn't ask. Then we had our first drunken snog...or two...well, a few to be exact and it was lovely. It was Gavin who made the first move. He almost lunged at me. I could tell he wanted to lie down and that's when we first kissed.

"When we snogged it was exciting but I think he knew that he'd done something wrong. But it happened all the same again and again and again. There was never a question of sex, I don't know if it crossed his mind or not, but I'm not that kinda girl."

Is it just me, or do you get the impression she'd be that kind of girl if the price was right? Lord knows what the fall out will be on this one, but we all know Ms Church isn't shy, so hopefully she'll smack the perma-tanned idiot's face all out of shape.

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 9, 2007 in Charlotte Church, Gavin Henson, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 6, 2007 3:29 PM

Sienna Miller worries about sex scenes

Sienna 'famous for humping Jude Law and dressing a bit like Kate Moss' Miller has been sharing the weight upon her frail little shoulders with the world. Sienna has told us all oh-so-wisely that she worries what her dad will think of the sex scenes in her movies.

I know it's a shocking revelation, control yourself. She explained: “When I see the final result I watch it through my fingers, going, ‘Oh God, oh God, oh God — what’s my Dad going to say when he sees this!’” It's a bit bloody late by now, isn't it? Poor ole' dad Ed, I can picture him walking into rooms full of workmates all going "phwoar" and so on and fighting back the tears. But Sienna has the paycheques for comfort at least.

More on the ridiculous front comes with the rumour that Sienna might be dating 'bad boy' rapper P Diddy, or whatever his name is at the moment. These whisperings have only increased since the news that Sean-P-Puffy-Diddy-Daddy
-Combs has split with his girlfriend and mother of his children. If I was Sienna, which I thank higher powers that I'm not, I'd be more concerned what daddy (the biological one, not that white suit clad tosser) would think of that sort of behaviour.

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 6, 2007 in Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (1)

Kate Moss chucks Pete Doherty for cheating

Quite why this long toothed no hoper would cheat on his supermodel girlfriend is beyond me, performance anxiety perhaps? Either way locking lips publicly with another woman is not a good move to make, and choosing a younger model never a smart move. Since then it's all gone downhill for Pete, with a judge ordering him into rehab, which he will enter on July 16th. Maybe this will be the changing point for the Babyshambles singer, and he might be able to use the time as reflection on his life. He's been seen crying and confused, and the split clearly isn't agreeing with him. His possessions have been removed from Moss's flat and when asked for his address in court he started to say Kate's before stuttering and saying, 'Actually it has changed..' Still, there's no wrath stronger than a supermodel scorned.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 6, 2007 in 50 Cent, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 4, 2007 11:31 AM

In the news: Christina Aguilera is pregnant and Jordan's OK with her baby being a model

-Harry Potter premieres in London to torrential rain and lightening, and the countdown to the final book moves up a notch. 'If I were Harry Potter for a day I'd try and outrun trains', Daniel Radcliffe says.  [Sky Showbiz ]

-Denise Van Outen is hanging up her mini skirts, and looking for marriage. Tired of being top totty she now wishes to find her own picket fence and 2.4 children. Maybe she'll get it together with David Walliams, following through on their marriage pact... [Entertainment Wise ]

-Jordan's only just sprogged her baby and already she's commenting on the girls possible career in glamour! 'It's completely up to her, so if that (glamour modelling) is what she wanted, that would be fine, and I'd support her.' [Daily Star ]

-That Dirrty girl Christina Aguilera is now up the Hilary (Duff), and we can look forward to peroxide style mini wailing greeting us in nine months. [Dotspotter ]

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on July 4, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Jordan, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 3, 2007 6:09 PM

Prince Harry flirts with Big Brother reject

Prince Harry was seen flirting with Celebrity Big Brother star Danielle Lloyd at the Princess Diana Memorial concert on Sunday, reports The Daily Star.

The former WAG of Teddy Sheringham was spotted chatting to the Prince after the weekend's Wembley gig. An eyewitness commented: "Harry couldn't take his eyes off her boobs. She's a very tall girl in her high heels and when he chatted to her he kept talking to her cleavage."

After Dani's part in the Celebrity Big Brother race row, you can only imagine that she immediately thought of the time the blood blooded one dressed up as a Nazi and got her tiny little brain in a big old giddy fluster. 

Posted by mofgimmers on July 3, 2007 in Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

Pete Doherty finally blows it

Oh dear oh dear, it's all gone tits-up in camp Doherty (no, not me! Pete!) Britain's favourite drug-addled mess has only gone and ruined things with model Kate Moss.

The pair have reportedly broken up since Pete, 27, was seen cuddling up to a South African model called Lindy on Thursday night, before taking the girl back to a friend's house. It doesn't take too much speculation to see what went on, or why she'd be "devastated". Pete's genius strikes again.

33-year-old Moss has apparently upped and left with daughter Lila Grace for Paris since the incident. And you can't really blame the woman. That hasn't stopped Pete making a further idiot of himself though.

The 'poet-cum-rockstar-cum-waster' was said to be seen shouting "Kate, please let me in" at the windows of their house in North London, carrying a drawing he had made as an apology. Which he then smashed against the pavement before shouting abuse from a taxi. Now I don't know how well this boy can draw but it'd better be bloody good if that's all he's got. But then diamonds cost valuable (drug)money.

As a wonderful round-up to this great week for the lad, amid all this sorrow he turned up late for court. Again. A warrant has just been issued for his arrest by the none-too-pleased Judge Davinder Lachar, who said "This is a court of law. He should have been here at 9.30 and he isn't. I am giving a warrant with no bail." Brilliant!

Posted by Orla Doherty on July 3, 2007 in Kate Moss, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, UK Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 28, 2007 4:45 PM

Chantelle and Preston break up

Chantelle and Preston seemed to be the perfect couple, young, rich and in love; with their whole romance played out on prime time TV live. Unfortunately, though they had the dream wedding and the declarations of love, it seems the chavvy couple have parted ways now, and Pres-telle is no more. It makes this song rather bittersweet in retrospect, as when Preston sings, 'I love you, you know that don't you,' one feels there should be a expiry date added. Still, it's good for a montage moment.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 28, 2007 in Big Brother, Marriage Watch, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (3)

June 18, 2007 12:48 PM

Penny and Rod tie the knot

This couple have been on/off for so long that it was quite a shock that they finally stopped arguing long enough to say I do. Their wedding took place over the weekend and in comparison to the OTT WAG antics at the weekend was rather civilized and sweet. The marriage took place in  low key in Porotfino, with just a handful of close friends and celebs, but the couple then ruined their media free start to wedded life by attending a giant bash with Michael Bolton, Nicolette Sheridan and other assorted stars. Start as you mean to go on, eh?

[Image: Getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 18, 2007 in Marriage Watch, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 4, 2007 12:51 PM

Amy Winehouse all loved up with hubby Blake Carrington

Awww, it's so refreshing in Hollywood to see a really loved up couple, not afraid of PDA's at star studded bashes, like the MTV Awards this weekend. They may be in the honeymoon period, but with body language like that one can only hope it will last a long time. Young love.. or as Mother Theresa once said, 'Love is a fruit in season at all times, and in reach of every hand'. She may have been talking about God though.

[Image: getty]

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 4, 2007 in Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 21, 2007 11:17 AM

Amy Winehouse ties the knot in secret wedding shocker!

Will they, won't they, well they finally did! Amy Winehouse tied the knot with fiance Blake Fielder-Civil in Miami over the weekend. Though the couple have been engaged since April there were no plans leaked to the press, no Cadbury-sponsored ceremony and no knicker flashing - we are impressed. By all accounts it was a sweet service with the lovebirds and close family, and Amy is reported to be over the moon, quoted saying, 'We are very close and the best of friends. I don't want to be with anyone else and nor does he." Ahh, bless 'em.

Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on May 21, 2007 in Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

April 27, 2007 2:53 PM

Lindsay Lohan can't sleep alone, so Samantha Ronson keeps her warm.

Bit of a two for one for you today. Either that or I've added two and two and come up with 69, in which case I shall hand my deer-stalker back in to Baker Street and resign from all detective work forthwith.

First off, the words straight from the horse's mouth. (Lindsay Lohan, although she looks way too hot in this photo to be even remotely horsey. Ronson, on the other hand, looks as if she's chewing cud. I know that's cows not horses. Just let it be.)

Words, a la Linds, from the latest issue of Nylon: "I'm at the point where...oh my God...I'm going to go out! I work hard enough and I know how to take care of myself. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. I will say, though, that it's so much harder to stay sober in New York. Though it's hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone."

Part two, with added speculation, after the jump.

The source is Star magazine, which is an undeniably good read. Its reliability, however, isn't quite so stellar. But anyway - rumours have been flying for ages now about Lindsay going sapphic with BFF Samantha Ronson, and now our favourite person in the whole wide world (an insider / source close to the couple / PR flack desperately seeking publicity for their client) is giving out quotes like they were Halloween candy.

While in Tokyo recently, the two were apparently involved in PDAs all over the nightclubs of Roppongi. "They just started making out right there like they didn't care who saw them," the insider was quoted as saying. Not only that, but they're fuckbuddies whenever Linds is between men, with the film star allegedly going round saying "if I'm not with a guy we hook up". Don't these inside sources ever stay quiet and loyal?

[Images supplied by Getty]

Posted by Aigua on April 27, 2007 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 23, 2007 1:03 PM

Jesse Metcalfe's jealous rages behind Nadine Coyle split?

Yeah, yeah, this happened on Friday. But it was after I stopped working and I still have an opinion on it, so there. Nadine Girls Aloud has split up with Jesse no-shirt quitter Metcalfe.

So the first thing everyone pointed at was the photos of him with another woman last week. From beard to beard, the internet sempahore read. Nadine had grown tired of being the loving girlfriend in public and the hired distraction in private. But now the News of the World is saying she dumped him before the pics even came out over his jealous rages.

Truefact, or PR damage limitation from the girlie? You decide, after the jump.

“Nadine dumped Jesse because he’s a complete control freak. She was fed up of his jealous rages and after thinking about it long and hard decided to get rid of him. She really loved Jesse, but his rages got worse. He would cause huge rows and Nadine would back down, trying to make a joke of it at first.”

“But it was constant and in the end drove a wedge between them.”

“It was out of control. They would go out clubbing and Jesse would go ballistic if he saw Nadine dancing with another man - even if he was gay!”

“One of the turning points was when they were in LA and a British fan ran up to Nadine and asked for her autograph. Jesse hit the roof and shouted, ‘Why is she asking for your autograph? You haven’t even released a single here.’ Nadine couldn’t believe it. She did everything for him but he was an idiot.”

“You can’t blame Nadine. He pushed her and pushed her.”

Posted by Aigua on April 23, 2007 in Girls Aloud, LA Airheads, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 29, 2007 12:57 PM

Kirsten Dunst living in sin with twat from Razorlight

I've just moved in with my boyfriend of nine months, and I thought that was a bit hasty. Turns out I'm wrong, as Kirsten Dunst has moved in with her boyfriend of something not far off nine days. They met approximately 20 minutes ago at the SXSW festival, whereupon he dumped his girlfriend and proceeded to fall head over heels with the perky blonde.

A source close to the couple - so definitely not Dunst's publicist, oh no - said: "But they hated being apart and on Friday she flew to London and is staying in his flat. No one is sure how long she will be here for. She's filming in Europe soon so she could be in London a fair bit."

Posted by Aigua on March 29, 2007 in LA Airheads, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (3)

March 27, 2007 10:19 AM

Lindsay Lohan thinks James Blunt is beautiful

If you believe the gossip, Lindsay Lohan changes her boyfriends more often than she leaves the house wearing knickers. If you believe the gossip, La Lohan has also been linked with just about everyone in the United States in possession of a working penis over the age of 18. So the gossip might not be the best thing to believe. After all, what with all that partying, rehabbing, making of movies, driving over paparazzi, and generally getting her picture taken, a girl can only fit in two relationships a week.

So the news that Linds has got it together with James Blunt of all people should be taken with a pinch of salt. Of course, now that I've said that, they're going to get married, have loads of babies, and be the longest-lasting happiest relationship in showbiz. Or maybe not.

Posted by Aigua on March 27, 2007 in James Blunt, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 19, 2007 12:47 PM

Britney's rehab love is a gentleman not out for any free publicity

Britney Spears really can pick 'em, can't she? With the exception of Justin Timberlake, I don't think she's had a single man not do some form of kiss n' tell, poor lamb. And while I do pity her for her atrocious man-picking skills, it's hard to dredge up too much sympathy when the singer - who's still actually in rehab - is breaking the cardinal rehab rule of not getting emotionally or physically involved while undergoing treatment. You're all over the place getting treated, the logic goes, therefore you're not in the right place to make judgements about people. Additionally, relying on someone else for support means you're not relying on yourself - if they leave your life, you can find yourself back on square one within minutes.

So there are many reasons to put the champagne back on ice following the 'Britney's rehab love' announcement. The main one? The man himself, Jason Filyaw. In his own words: "I’m not going to sell her out. ... There is always at least some truth in all these crazy stories. I’m just trying to keep things under wrap right now to protect so many people. So you can ask me if we are seeing one another as much as you like but all I can say is ‘I’m sorry but I can’t comment’. It will all come to light very soon, I promise you." Sounds more like a 'where's my money, In Touch magazine?' than a no comment to me. I can see the millions of dollars and free publicity he sees in her. Question is, how much of the crazy has she got to be to see anything at all in him?

Posted by Aigua on March 19, 2007 in Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Kiss'n'Tells, LA Airheads, Relationship Watch, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 23, 2006 9:59 PM

Top Ten Stories - Keith Urban Is An Alkie, & Madonna Is A Cradle-Snatcher

Good news ladies, Harry Potter, ahem, Daniel Radcliffe, is single. And going to be performing NUDE onstage next summer. Try to curb your enthusiasm, there.
Country crooner Keith Urban has quietly checked into rehab for alcohol abuse, whilst wife Nicole Kidman still manages to get some action with fellow rehab-fan, Robert Downey Jr.
Sharon Osbourne declares that fat is the new black, as she's set to remove her gastric band later this year.
The father of the year old Malawian orphan that Madonna has recently adopted is now claiming he didn't consent to him being adopted, that he thought they would only look after him for awhile. More likely he heard her latest album and couldn't surrender his child to such future horrors.
Jade Goody, forever having problems with the numerous men in her life, reportedly punched boyfriend Jack on Saturday night, splitting his lip.
Lindsay Lohan is a dirty, dirty bitch. But a considerate one, at that, as she left dozens of designer clothes behind when she recently moved out of the hotel she called home.
The Arctic Monkeys are set to write an autobiography based on their stardom, to be due before Christmas.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to get married in Italy next month, no doubt due to the lovely scenery there, and not all the hot male action. Ahem.
Predictably, Michael Barrymore's comeback attempt has failed, possibly due to the fact he's playing 'Scrooge' in A Christmas Carol, hitting more than slightly close to home.

Posted by Katherine on October 23, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Guy Ritchie, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 13, 2006 5:43 PM

Top Ten Stories - Alec Baldwin Continues Missing His Anger Management Therapy, & Paris Hilton Is Single Yet Again. Surprised?

Alec Baldwin is a nasty pasty. But a sexy one, mind, regardless of his temper.
Lindsay Lohan's mum has been mouthing off to the press about how she'd make a great Lara Croft. At least she's got the fake titties!
It seems when your trashy ex-wife assaults your new even trashier girlfriend, it's best not to stay together, in the case of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker.
China is not a fan of Jay Z, in particular his use of expletitives and suggestive language, banning him from ever performing there.
For those 3 people that care, Howard K. Stern has been listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's birth certificate.
Ashlee Simpson continues in her quest to be better looking than Jessica, by getting more plastic surgery, this time to her eyes and chin. Someone tell her that she's been better looking than Jessica since birth?
Gwen Stefani is releasing a new solo album this December, sparking fear in those with bad taste that there will never be another No Doubt album again.
Like we needed more evidence about Michael Jackson's sanity, he is now moonlighting as a middle-aged woman in France, complete with heels and floppy hat.
David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses, promptly critics, well, me, to ponder how long it will take for him and ol' Sour Face to drop out of the limelight completely.
Sadly, Jessica Alba has vowed never to get nekkid on screen. If only other 'slebs would follow (hint hint, Sharon Stone)

Posted by Katherine on October 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sharon Stone, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (3)

October 12, 2006 8:57 PM

Top Ten Stories - Sienna Miller Looks Under 21, & Angelina Jolie Is A Murderer's Muse

Finally, someone puts holier-than-thou Sienna Miller in her place and denies her entry to a club, sadly for not having ID, not for being a stinky actress.
It seems being in close proximity to Angelina Jolie turns people into fighting-machines, as her driver hits a motorcyclist in India.
Contrary to all the rumours circulating about her and Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston told Oprah they're still together. Does this mean they're an official couple now?
Kevin Federline is understandably insecure about his marriage with Britney, and has convinced her not to lose her baby weight so she won't get so much male attention.
Nick Lachey blames their Newlyweds reality show as the instigator to his marriage break-up, and not say, Jessica's infidelity.
80s-throwback Justin Hawkins comes out of rehab and quits The Darkness, blaming his cocaine problems on being in the novelty band. Quite understandable - we'd be addicts too if we looked like that.
Nicole Richie debuts her new red haircolour with a new man. Needless to say, we preferred the old look better, in more ways than one.
Elle Macpherson has dropped her lawsuit against Heidi Klum over the use of her nickname 'The Body', after meeting the Dalai Lama. Bet he loved admonishing her on her childish fight with the fellow model, dirty thing.
Because apparently SpongeBob SquarePants is the new Simpsons, David Bowie adds to his archive of cameos and makes a guest appearance on the underwater show as Lord Royal Highness.
Desperate for attention, P Diddy has revealed that he never loved Jennifer Lopez to begin with. Neither did we, mate, neither did we.

Posted by Katherine on October 12, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, The Darkness, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 11, 2006 3:50 PM

Top Ten Stories - Ricky Gervais Is Rich, & Sharon Osbourne Is Drunk. Nothing New There!

Ricky Gervais becomes one of those rich bastards, as he has recently snapped up a £2.5 million home in North London. The only downside is he is now neighbours with Jonathan Ross.
Wee Baby Spice has grown up so fast, she's now set a wedding date of early next year with fiancee Jade Jones.
Perpetual skinny, Gwyneth Paltrow, has scrapped the macrobiotic diet she's been on for years, as she apparently isn't losing her minimal baby weight.
The folks behind X Factor are planning a reality show involving WAGs opening shops in Mayfair. According to the producer, 'there is no way that the girls are all going to remain friends'.
According to Pete Doherty's uncle (so reliable), Pete and Kate are going to get married on Kate's birthday, January 16th, as if we haven't already heard a million wedding rumours by now.
Hugh Hefner, the former sex-machine, no longer has the energy for sex, saying that he instead prefers a game of dominoes with the Playboy bunnies. Maybe he's gay?
Mel Gibson has apologised for his drunken, racist outburst of recent times, however seemingly forgets to apologise for The Passion of the Christ.
Like the sadist she is, Nicole Kidman has apparently phoned Katie Holmes and encouraged her to marry Tom Cruise, hopefully for entertainment's value only.
Russell Brand has found love with an art student. Figures, only an art student could love something like that.
Make sure you watch the Sharon Osbourne show tonight at 5pm, as apparently she's hopelessly drunk on tonight's episode - always a bonus, drunk elderly women.

Posted by Katherine on October 11, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Hugh Hefner, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 10, 2006 8:42 PM

Top Ten Stories - Kate Moss Worst GF EVAH!!1!!1! Plus George Lucas Gives Us What We Want, For A Change

Kate Moss pussywhips Pete 'Back on Crack' Doherty into leaving Babyshambles and going solo, as if that will be the end to their troubles. Hah!
George Lucas shuffles into his old-age home as he talks of pleasing us all and  retiring.
Victoria Beckham doesn't just scare us when she looks into a mirror, she scares herself as well, moaning that she looks awful nekkid.
Yet more talk of Anna Nicole Smith in the news, as she is attacked over claims she was fast-tracked a Bahamian citizenship.
Like we don't need any more excuses to want to sleep with Scarlett Johansson, she has come out and admitted she gets tested for HIV every 6 months.
Not just content with having one alien-child, Katie Holmes is already planning on a second, discussing her pregnancy plans with oh-so-fertile Victoria Beckham.
Looks like someone got some action, after Nicole Richie was seen doing the walk of shame from Paris Hilton's house the next morning after they had dinner together.
Things are definitely cold between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, as he is caught smooching another blonde.
Kirsten Dunst is to do us all a favour and quit movies to go back to school.
Those two characters off Lost, the junkie ex-hobbit, and hot Kate who can't decide between Sawyer and Jack, are getting married in real life.

Posted by Katherine on October 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

October 9, 2006 9:27 PM

Top Ten Stories - Madonna Adopts Orphan, But In More Breaking News, Paris & Nicole Are BFF's Again! Hallelujah!

'Holiday...Celebrate...Buy a baby...In Malawi', is reportedly the tune Madonna is humming, since she apparently did an Angelina Jolie and adopted an orphan, naming him 'Luca'. Sorry Madge, but adopting an orphan won't get you Brad, you're stuck with Guy and his crap movies for life.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have reportedly sucked-face and made-up, leading many to wonder if there's another dreaded Simple Life in the works.
Lindsay Lohan obviously doesn't rate appearing at a benefit in Australia for kids and tweens very highly, as she skips out of the negotiations. She must've twigged that 13 year-olds are just far too young.
Chris De Burgh (get back in your box, raging-hormones), claims he can heal people with his hands. Me first! Me first!
Penelope Cruz naturally attracts beardy-lesbians. Like Tom Cruise.
The third, and ugliest Hanson brother has just married. Is there no hope for the rest of us anymore?!
Paris Hilton is snapped with some seedy looking skunk. Skank with some skunk, how's that for a new lyric, princess?
Following in the foosteps of Take That, and, err, 5ive, S Club 7 are reforming, heaven forbid.
Not content with appearing in the news only for being found slumped over his wheel on drugs, George Michael has announced Wham! are reuniting for a 'Christmas extravangza', hopefully sharing his drugs with the audience this time.
Russell Brand decides to do a Paris Hilton, and become celibate. Something tells me his attempt will be even more short-lived than hers.

Posted by Katherine on October 9, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Drug Scandals, George Michael, Gossip Rag Roundup, Guy Ritchie, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (2)

October 3, 2006 1:26 AM

Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe Slept Together (Apparently)

Elvis Presley's former agent Byron Raphael has claimed that the singing sensation bedded Marilyn Monroe within minutes of meeting her, something he has kept secret for over 50 years. It is claimed that bosses at the  William Morris Agency (PR) wanted the pair to 'date' as a publicity stunt, and although Monroe declined, Presley pursued a meeting.

Raphael told the New York Post: "When he saw her, they came together and, without saying a word, started kissing. I was in shock and I didn't know what to do. Then Marilyn, who was 10 years older, said, 'You're pretty good for a guitar player.' After two minutes, they went into the bedroom and I didn't know if I was supposed to leave, or stay and wait for them, so I just dozed off. The next thing I knew I was startled awake by the door opening and I dove behind the bar. And they both walked out stark naked."

If it happened, great, it's nice to think of two legends together. OR, this guy is a big fat fibber. Something tells me he's making a lot of money off this. Ooof, I'm going cynical in my old age!

Posted by Antonia on October 3, 2006 in Musical Stars, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (3)

Anna Nicole Smith Gets 'Not Married'

I must admit that I did watch 'The Anna Nicole Smith Show', because it was so awful I couldn't not look. And I always found her lawyer, Howard J Stern, a bit... well... creepy, really, and I remember turning to a friend of mine and saying "he so wants a bit of Anna Nicole". And guess what - three years on I've been proved right! It's emerged that Howard claims to be the father of Anna Nicole's newborn daughter, Danni, and the pair have apparently declared their love for one another onboard a catamaran off Nassau in the Bahamas, but there wasn't a marriage certificate issued.

Things aren't all rosy in the garden though - Anna Nicole has since learned that her ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead has requested a DNA test on the newborn, claiming he thinks he - not Howard - is the father. Anna Nicole is still reeling from the death of her son last month.

Posted by Antonia on October 3, 2006 in LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

Top Ten Stories - Nick Carter Still A Knob, And Janet Jackson Still Fame-Hungry

Nick Carter is still whining on and on about former flame Paris Hilton and how he was forced to cheat on her with Ashlee Simpson. Go back to cleaning out your rabbit hutch, Nick, you're boring us with your drivel.
Council flat tenants would vow not to watch the Jonathan Ross show anymore due to a jibe on last week's program, if they had television sets in the first place, that is.
Both desperate for fame, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are in talks to do a duet together at either the Oscars or Grammys. Let's hope for a nip-slip along this line.
Coleen McLoughlin claims she has the world's hardest job. Oh no, girlfriend, writing about tat like this and resisting to throw in numerous expletives is harder.
Anna Nicole Smith did not get married to her lawyer over the weekend, oh no, as if they would be that insensitive to her recently-dead son - no, they just went on a luxury yacht cruise with plenty of champers, is all.
Prattish Jude Law first begrudgingly claims to regret cheating on Sienna Miller, then backtracks, and says he thinks in the long run he did a good thing. Say what?
Sure, we've heard stories about Tom Cruise pushing Katie Holmes to lose her baby weight - but has she gone too far and Nicole-Richie like?
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears end their feud over who the hottest popstar was (face facts, Britters is well below Pink now, on the scale), with Christina giving Britney a $570 gift for her latest son's birth.
No surprises here, as James Blunt tops the funeral faves list - favourite song for a funeral, not favourite 'sleb to HAVE a funeral, sickos.
Could newly rehab-exited Robin Williams be back on the booze already?

Posted by Katherine on October 3, 2006 in Baby Watch, Blind Items, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

October 1, 2006 10:24 PM

Top Ten Stories - Is Cocaine Kate Making A Comeback? And The Hoff Is A Liar?!

Is 'Cocaine Kate' making a comeback, with The Sun pointing out some mysterious white fodder in her nostrils - or do supermodels get boogeritis too?
Are you a drug-taking jail-habiting alco? There's hope for you yet - if Robert Downey Jr can become Iron Man, so can you, junkie!
Don't tell us the Hoff was exaggerating when he bragged recently that Princess Diana fancied him! Shock! Horror!
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have reportedly called it quits, blaming 'distance and demanding careers', as if all the rumours circulating about her unfaithfulness didn't exist.
Jay-Z comes out of 'retirement' to release a new album, and snag some new audiences, particularly yummy mummies, as he sings a duet with Gwyneth Paltrow at the Albert Hall. Way to enhance that hip hop credibility, Z.
One-legged tart, sorry, Heather Mills, moves on...With her personal trainer. Jogging on a treadmill with just one leg is real hard, so she needs 24/7 care.
Owen Wilson is a regular Romeo, as he serenaded Kate Hudson on her lawn, with a CD player, singing 'I can't help falling in love with you', by Elvis. So. Envious. Right. Now!
Brad Pitt wants a biological baby right away, Angelina Jolie wants to adopt again, later - so many choices facing Brangelina other than what crockery to purchase!
Hear that sound? That's the sound of millions of hearts breaking as Johnny Depp vows to marry his long-time baby momma.
And in concrete, ground-breaking news, Nicole Richie may or may not be attending Crystal Meth Addicts Anonymous, or Alcoholics Anonymous.

Posted by Katherine on October 1, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Drug Scandals, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (7)

September 27, 2006 7:41 PM

Top Ten Stories

The original Bridget Jones doesn't look like she's a Singleton anymore, as Renee Zellweger has been seen canoodling with old flame, George Clooney.
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer, Howard K. Stern, announced he was the baby girl's father recently on Larry King Live.
After six weeks of teasing us with their possible marriage break-down, Kate Hudson files for divorce with Chris Robinson.
For those who live in the Cotswolds, you might be bumping into Brangelina down at your local off-licence fairly soon, as they're set to move to the upmarket Lower Mill Estate.
Yep, Winona Ryder is still as effed-up as ever.
Sorry to induce vomit on you, but 'Screech' from Saved by the Bell, has filmed a sex video with 2 women, reportedly involving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.
Paris Hilton has been charged over her DUI recently, and most probably will spend 6 months in jail. Yeh, right.
Because he hasn't messed with us enough already, Marilyn Manson is launching his own brand of Absinthe.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are rumoured to be marrying in the next 2 weeks - as if we haven't heard that one before.
Janet Jackson is a supplier of sex-toys to all those who seek them.

Posted by Katherine on September 27, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 26, 2006 8:49 PM

Top Ten Stories

Turns out the suicide-attempt by David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter that we reported yesterday may in fact have been caused by the family cat, pictured. David's estranged wife claims he used the suicide allegation as revenge on her to make her appear a bad mother.
Lindsay Lohan uses Stavros Niarchos to make ex-boyfriend Harry Morton jealous.
Is the world coming to an end? Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reportedly made up.
To add insult to injury, Heather Mills was kicked out of Sainsbury's for shoplifting there 20 years previously. What she doesn't know is they're team McCartney.
Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, has had his lawsuit thrown out of court, as the headaches he suffered from were because of his herpes, not a result of her beatings.
George Bush can breathe easy, as George Clooney is sticking to movies, and won't be running for presidency anytime soon.
Sadly, Russell Crowe won't be starring in a Steve Irwin biopic anytime soon.
Kevin Federline knows what the punters want, as he drops Popozao from his debut album, and replaces it with a duet between him and Britney.
Brad Pitt is rumoured to be starring in a biopic on Jeff Buckley's life.
Kate Bosworth says 'Orlando who?' after caught canoodling with an Unidentified Hottie in public.

Posted by Katherine on September 26, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 25, 2006 5:27 PM

Top Ten Stories

Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have reportedly parted ways, after it was rumoured they were engaged.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney are trying to set their parents, Blythe Danner and Paul McCartney, up together, as they can't wait to overhear geriatrics going at it like rabbits.
Jennifer Lopez is so desperate to fall pregnant, she has resorted to IVF treatment. If only she'd stayed with P Diddy - his sperm seems very fertile.
Has Paris Hilton stooped even lower than Travis Barker, and hooked up with Fred Durst, Britney Spears's former lover?
Speaking of trashy tattooed bad boys, Steve O literally pissed all over the red carpet at the Jackass 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
After six days of engagement, Aaron Carter and his Playboy girlfriend have split.
Victoria and David Beckham are apparently going to star in an episode of Neighbours - let's hope Posh gets it on with Harold, eh?
Buffy - ahem, Sarah Michelle Gellar, thinks Alec Baldwin is sexy.
Not surprisingly, Steven Tyler has Hepatitis C.
David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter tried killing herself last night by slitting her wrists. We could make a joke here about how we'd do the same if he were our father, but really, we're not that cruel.

Posted by Katherine on September 25, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Beckham, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, Sport Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 22, 2006 5:18 PM

Top Ten Stories

Robin Williams manages to slip the nurse a tenner and checks out of rehab, hopefully soberly.
Angelina Jolie has spent £200,000 on artwork by Banksy. Did no-one tell her you can pick his stuff up for free in Blighty, just off the street?
Jessica Simpson has said she still sleeps in Nick Lachey's tshirts, which is funny, as we thought she slept naked with strange men most of the time.
Don't bother Jack Nicholson between the hours of two and four in the morning, as that's his 'ass-scratching hours'.
Anastacia has accepted a marriage proposal from her British bodyguard - does this mean we'll have to put up with lots of crap sightings in Heat's 'Spotted' now?
Charlotte Church wears Bridget Jones-style big knickers to make her look slim on camera - bet Gavin Henson makes her wear 'em in bed, too.
Lisa Kudrow weeps quietly about being labelled tubby due to not losing the baby-weight as fast as other actresses.
To no-one's surprise at all, Britney Spears adores wearing hooker shoes.
Lindsay Lohan will have to wear the cast on her arm for another 6 weeks. Poor love, giving handjobs with your wrong hand sure is tricky work.
Make sure you pick up a copy of Vanity Fair's November issue, which will probably have Borat on the cover.

Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gavin Henson, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 21, 2006 8:48 PM

Top Ten Stories

Yet another reason to hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as Bono's Samaritan ways rub off on them.
And in the understatement of the century, Paris Hilton admits she's not got the whole deck of cards upstairs.
Madonna's current tour is the highest-earning tour by a female artist ever. You can just hear Britney taking notes 'right, Jesus-cross, check. Farrah Fawcett flicks, check'.
Turns out Janet Jackson regrets saying sorry for her nip-slip years ago. Next she'll be saying she meant it to happen.
Yawn...Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are officially together - anyone paying attention anymore?
Kevin Federline gets himself a real job, dawg.
Not having anything to do with publicity for Justin Timberlake's recent album launch, him and Cameron Diaz were allegedly almost murdered by a papparazo.
Paris Hilton has a temporary lapse of judgment, and gives a homeless man a $100 note.
Whitney Houston got clean with thanks to Courtney Love's help. That's probably how she got hooked on crack in the first place.
Rupert Everett lacks something rather vital, sperm.

Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Cameron Diaz, Courtney Love, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Whitney Houston | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 20, 2006 2:36 PM

Top Ten Stories

Tara Reid gets her implants taken out, and her new movie goes straight to download-only. Coincidence?
For once, Lindsay Lohan is barred from a club for being underage. Bet she didn't go home to a nice mug of Horlicks, though.
Turns out Cindy Crawford isn't just naturally beautiful, she might've been indulging in some of the shiny needlework popular amongst models.
Be still my beating heart...The producers of 'Lost' have warned the hunky leading men not to skinnydip inbetween filming, worrying they're taking 'unnecessary risks in terms of their image'.
Glad to see Tommy Lee hasn't changed an ounce in regards to enjoying implants.
Brad Pitt is lined up to be the next Tom Cruise, sans the craziness.
Madonna is not just content with taking over the world, she's set the conquer space as well, in 2009.
Does Jack Nicholson have a hard on for strap-ons?
P Diddy just wants the kids to stay in school. And for them to buy his albums. And stay off his lawn, flamin' brats.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were caught having a hardcore-groping session when he was in The Priory - witnesses could tell it was her as her 'skinny blue jeans were the giveaway'. Yeh, like every other girl isn't wearing them too!

Posted by Katherine on September 20, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, LA Airheads, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 19, 2006 6:32 PM

Katie Holmes Having Doubts About Cruise Marriage

Okay. I'm going to have to put my judgemental hat on here. Katie Holmes is said to be having doubts about marrying Tom Cruise and she's supposed to have said: "I don't have my own life any more. I'm not comfortable."

Right. I get that, I really do, because he's an insane control freak who is in dire need of a plot. But really - she rushed into this relationship, had a baby very early and sadly Suri is the one who'll suffer from this Hollywood mistake. I'm sure the Cruise camp will deny Katie feels this way or said what she's been quoted as saying, but still... when's the wedding? It's been being postponed for six months now. Something tells me these two are never going to make it up the aisle.

Posted by Aigua on September 19, 2006 in Celebrity Religions, Katie Holmes, Relationship Watch, Tom Jones, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (1)

September 15, 2006 12:02 AM

Top Ten Stories

Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage, whether or not this is due to Osama Bin Laden's crush on the crack-addict is up in the air.
Sean Penn believes there's rules for civilians to follow, and then there's rules for the 'slebs to follow. Well, derr, just look at Pete Doherty.
Speak of the devil, he's just had another Jaguar impounded, for failing to pay road tax.
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are definitely porking.
Thank goodness the next series of Strictly Come Dancing will have some sass, as they've added Emma 'Baby Spice' Bunton to the list of despo keen 'slebs.
Graffiti artist Banksy cheats on us with Los Angeles and doesn't return our numerous frantic calls.
It's rumoured Britney Spears has named her second son Sutton Pierce, so he will have the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston.
Oasis are not happy campers about being forced to release a greatest hits album. Don't worry, Noel, neither are we.
Marianne Faithfull has been diagnosed with cancer, but still intends on touring in 2007. Atta girl.
We've heard the rumours that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Harry Morton, but could they have married already?

Posted by Katherine on September 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Oasis, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Whitney Houston | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 13, 2006 5:02 PM

Top Ten Stories

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are set to get married within the next 6 weeks. Let's hope it's not a Halloween wedding, nothing can get scarier than having to see Suri pics again.
Brad Pitt has stated he will no longer be appearing nekkid or doing sex scenes, for want of a more wholesome family image. Sounds like Angie has him on a tight leash there...
Are they on, are they off, oh who knows, but it seems Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been getting schnoogly again, this time in Hawaii.
Meat Loaf has apparently propositioned Scarlett Johansson, but thank goodness she refused.
The Hoff continues his boasting, this time that Princess Diana and him almost slept together, and that she was 'smitten' with him. David Hasselhoff! Princess Diana! Hah!
Jane Fonda wishes she could smoosh Lindsay Lohan up to her bosom, pat her hair, and say 'there, there, pet'.
Could things be going poorly for Simon Cowell, whose black American Express card wasn't working in Miami recently?
Turns out it wasn't Russell Brand who raped the girl at his party in Edinburgh (just because the dude looks homeless doesn't mean he's a rapist!)
Paris Hilton is not just, well, everything, but she's also an homewrecker, according to Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's estranged wife, who has been seen sucking face with the vapid airhead.
Just a week ago we reported that Sharon Osbourne's dog bit Patrick Swayze on her new chat show, well now the pup has gone and sunk it's teeth into The Hoff as well. Dog has taste, mmm.

Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 12, 2006 12:58 PM

Top Ten Stories

This is stuff that dreams are made of. Richard Branson deliberately confused Paris Hilton with a waitress, and asked her for a drink. Score 1 for the Billionaire - but which one?
Just days after giving birth to a baby girl, Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year old son dies mysteriously. Let's hope he wasn't taking Trimspa tablets, ouch.
Sean Combs is not allowed to be called 'Diddy' in the UK anymore, as apparently someone already goes by that name. Anybody? No? Me either.
Michael Parkinson is not impressed with Charlotte Church's new chat show, not least because she pulls off better cleavage than him.
Making us all green with envy, although we're unsure about the credibility of this, as it's supposedly from an interview with the NotW, Kirsten Dunst speaks out about her previous relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal, 'We tried to spice things up - we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea'. Bitch, just quit bragging already.
In more barftacular news, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged. Maybe.
Just recently Uma Thurman announced she wanted a toy boy, and ker-ching, she has one already. And it's Orlando Bloom...Life just isn't fair.
The only hot Desperate Housewife wants to quit to concentrate on her film career. Considering Eva Longoria's next film is called 'How I met my boyfriend's dead fiancee', I don't think it's a wise move.
And in other freaky news, David Hasslehoff wants to be buried in a glass coffin under his Hollywood star so people can watch him decompose. Little does he know we've been doing that the past 54 years of his life.
Claudia Schiffer is in trouble over her 'vicious dogs', and no, we're not referring to her supermodel pals.

Posted by Katherine on September 12, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, David Hasselhoff, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jake Gyllenhaal, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (3)

September 7, 2006 8:27 PM

Top Ten Stories

Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence earlier this morning, the photo on the left shows her being led, handcuffed, into a police car.
Speaking of DUI and raving loonies, Mel Gibson has left rehab, and is fed up with people paying so much attention to him. Don't worry, Mel, having a stiff scotch will surely help matters eh! 
Britney Spears is rumoured to be giving birth today, by C-section, and will be naming her supposed daughter 'Jailynn', after her mother, Lynne, and sister, Jamie. Yup, Jail Federline. What a knob.
As if we care, but Heather Locklear and David Spade have ended their 5 month relationship, with reports saying David thinks she's an 'high-maintenance bitch'.
But not to worry, as it seems Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey may be back together - perhaps she's clucky after seeing those cute Suri Cruise photos?
P Diddy's girlfriend is pregnant with not one, but two little P Diddlers.
Marcia Cross, of Desperate Housewives fame, is up the duff with her husband, reportedly 2 months gone.
Brangelina are tying the knot viddy viddy soon! Or so Star claims...
Yessss! Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after 4 years - get ready to fight for him, girls.
And as one heart-throb becomes single, another disappears into marriage, with Emilio Estevez becoming engaged to his writer girlfriend.

Posted by Katherine on September 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 5, 2006 4:47 PM

Top Ten Stories

Kelly Osbourne fake marries in an inflatable church at a music festival in Ireland. Well, when in Ireland...
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are apparently over, whilst Angelina Jolie is pregnant again - too much information to take in all at once!
The Arctic Monkeys are the favourite to win tonight's Mercury Music Prize, even though last year's favourite was Kaiser Chiefs, and well, we all know what happened there.
Sharon Osbourne's dog bites Patrick Swayze on her chat show. No, not her pussy. Her dog. Although I wouldn't put it past her to let the pussy out of the trousers with the likes of Swayze around.
If you're wealthy enough, and flamboyant enough, you can bag yourself some of Cher's very own outfits at Sotheby's auction house in London.
Keira Knightley is stunned she actually has to pay for something. Life is hard, doll.
Madonna is auctioning off her wedding tiara on eBay, reports that this is due to bankruptcy are entirely made up.
The video of Kate Moss for Agent Provocateur has apparently crashed their server, undoubtedly due to the millions of horny pubescent boys.
Pamela Anderson launches her own makeup line, because the kids aren't slutty enough these days.
You can pick up Syd Barrett's house in Cambridge for just £300,000 where the former Pink Floyd-er lived for 25 years.

Posted by Katherine on September 5, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Kelly Osbourne, LA Airheads, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Pamela Anderson, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 4, 2006 7:40 PM

Top Ten Stories

Hilary Swank moves on from Chad Lowe just 9 months after their split. What a mananiser!
With-hair-worse-than-Robert-Smith's, Russell Brand's DNA is being tested after being accused of raping a 20 year old.
Al Pacino has a massive Godfather-sized boner for Madonna, despite the leotards.
Geri Halliwell's baby girl, Bluebell Madonna, has apparently been abused. And we're not just talking about her name.
Ho ho ho, the jokes just write themselves, as lantern-jawed James Van Der Beek announces he is writing a debut screenplay about baseball.
Queen and Paul Rodgers throw away their zimmerframes and declare an attack on US stadiums and arenas. At least you'll be home for the prime-time movie on telly.
Samuel L. Jackson is keen to make a sequel to Snakes on a Plane, this time, titled 'Snakes on Crack'. Let's see if he can rope in Whitney Houston for a cameo.
Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields patch things up, cue her entrance into Scientology any day now.
Charlotte Church wants to recruit Tom Cruise for her new chat show, but claims he won't, due to the show's 'silliness'. What she doesn't realise is the silliness hasn't even started until he appears.
Ms. Shoewawa over on our new Shiny Fashion Forum told us about Banksy's Paris Hilton parody CDs, now available on eBay!

Posted by Katherine on September 4, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brooke Shields, Charlotte Church, Geri Halliwell, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

September 1, 2006 4:57 PM

Top Ten Stories

One of Linday Lohan's casual lovers has apparently bought her a pricey Cartier engagement ring and whisked her off on holiday to propose, no less than a month after declaring she would never be monogamous.
Somehow we don't think this is an authentic baby registry for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - firstly, he's listed as K-Fed. Is anyone really that dumb? Oh, wait.
Lionel Richie gives his mark of approval to daughter Nicole and current bed-warmer, Brody Jenner.
Thoughts of retirement are far from Madonna's mind, as she starts planning her next album, reportedly meant to be more of the same disco music. Just leave the leotards alone this time, love.
If you care to remember her, Christina Milian is flogging all her clothes on eBay to make a quick buck, sources say she is indeed close to bankrupt.
The filming of Charlotte Church's first talk show episode was apparently a 'shambles' but will be edited well for the debut tonight.
As if we need more evidence on Paris Hilton's more than willing thighs, here it is.
Could Robbie Williams be shedding his playboy image, preferring to jump into bed with his Playstation instead of a woman?
If the sight of Daniel Craig in his swimming trunks didn't turn you on, perhaps his gay kiss will.
Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been branded the 'worst tenant in history', as his landlord evicts him.

Posted by Katherine on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Daniel Craig, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

A Week With Jordan & Peter

I would imagine Peter has been in hot water this week after magazine reports alleged wife Jordan had a drinking problem, whilst listing their source as Peter's own autobiography. Ouch. Since then, the pair have been busy setting the record straight as Jordan denies an alcohol problem and just says Peter doesn't like her when she drinks. I'm not sure what the big deal about something so small is - when my husband has had one too many he starts singing about how much he misses Ireland - but that's the world of celebrity for you.

I'd just like to say something on the subject of Peter's autobiography. I've seen proof copies of it and the typeface and layout of the cover is exactly the same as it was for Jordan's first book, Being Jordan. Whilst I know these two are trying to be a global power couple, couldn't he have at least had something a bit different? Despite the book going into Peter's pop career, it's still called All About Us. Poor lad, bet he'd hoped for a bit of individual recognition for a change.

Posted by Antonia on September 1, 2006 in Jordan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Peter Andre, Peter Andre & Jordan, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

Nick Lachey: Doing Fine Without Jessica

After writing his entire debut album about his defunked marriage to Jessica Simpson, it would appear that Nick Lachey is back on his feet and feeling good about himself again. A source said: "Up until about a week ago, he was still pretty obsessed with Jessica. He was devastated. But now he's over it."

Nick is now dating Vanessa Minnillo, as his divorce from Jessica rumbles on. The pair didn't sign a pre-nup, which at the time was fine for Jessica who was the "lesser" star, but since their smash hit show Newlyweds Jessica's fame and wealth has rocketed and she's now the one in a vulnerable position without the pre-nup. I even heard one report that last year she earned $35million, with Nick bringing home just (I can't believe I'm writing "just" about a sum of money like this, but it's all relative) $5million. The pair's legal teams are still trying to thrash out a deal.

Posted by Antonia on September 1, 2006 in Jessica Simpson, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

A Week With Posh & Becks

Somebody needs to let the Beckham's know that this really isn't good enough. Week after week, I set out to write 'A Week With Posh & Becks' and I mostly have very little to say. Now I'm not suggesting they should have a screaming argument in public just to give me something to write about (though it would be nice), I'd just like them to, you know, do more than play football or shop.

The usual rounds of "friends fear for skinny Victoria" have been doing the rounds in the 'gossip and lifestyle' magazines, but that aside, there is NOTHING for me to say here. If P&B aren't careful, I'm going to have to start making it up. And I have a very overactive imagination ("David Beckham Eaten By Comeback Dodos!").

Posted by Antonia on September 1, 2006 in David Beckham, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Posh 'N Becks, Relationship Watch, Sport Stars, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 31, 2006 12:16 PM

Top Ten Stories

It seems us bloggers have got Brian May's goat, he recently fumed about three MySpace users pretending to be him, and that 'Paul Stanley of Kiss has the same problem'. Ol' Bri should be thankful he's still getting attention, bet Paul Stanley is bloody grateful no-ones forgotten about him!
Our brother-blog TV Scoop has the erm, 'scoop', on Pete from Big Brother's recent £1 million autobiography deal with HarperCollins.
Recent climber-out-of-the-closet popstar Lance Bass reveals that he is incredibly happy since announcing he was gay at the start of summer, now that he has a young buff plaything.
Girls, be prepared to put up a fight, as David Hasselhoff has proclaimed he's returning to Britain in order to find himself 'a beautiful girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who is really intelligent'. Well, Dave, ahem, here's my personal email address...
John Mark Karr (y'know, the bozo who claimed to kill the child star JonBenet Ramsey), apparently wants a movie to be made on her life, with Johnny Depp playing the part of him. Understandably, Depp is yet to comment.
There has been speculation for years about his questionably sexuality, but finally, is this pictorial evidence that John Travolta is gay?
Living up to their 'creative' imagination, scammers in South Africa used Oprah Winfrey's name in a recent scam.
From the same people who brought you Britney Spears's birth cast in stone, Suri Cruise's first poo is on offer, made from bronze, and is reportedly authentic.
Speaking of the Hoff, he's recently asked Orlando Bloom to play his son in the film version of Knight Rider, leaving female minds wondering if the screen is big enough for two oily heart-throbs.
Jessica Simpson finally 'fesses up to using lip injections last year, presumably she is spilling the truth now, as she's only just regained the ability to speak - seriously - did you see those babies?

Posted by Katherine on August 31, 2006 in Baby Watch, Big Brother, Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Depp, Katie Holmes, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 30, 2006 6:22 PM

Top Ten Stories

Could Lindsay Lohan possibly be going sober, and, err, just what the world needs, becoming a DJ?
Justin Timberlake may or may not have binned Cameron Diaz in time for the launch of his new album, Future Sex/Love Sounds. We bet he's not getting much of either at the moment...
Yesterday we reported K-Fed was appearing in CSI, today it's Entourage, as he plays - get this - 'a celebrity's freeloading spouse'. Huh, the scriptwriters didn't have to stretch far, did they?
Should we feel privileged over this? I can't tell - 2 former Blink 182'ers have reformed as a new band (+44), reportedly named after the UK dialling code. Greeeaaat...
Funny that Snakes on a Plane tops the box office only in Australia. Steve Irwin, we blame you.
Celebrity relationships just get more and more aesthetically disgusting, as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are reportedly a couple.
Sean Preston, (Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's bub), is pronounced a genius, as his first words uttered are 'dada'. Praise the Lord his first words weren't 'oi, you got a lighter?'
Score one for Blighty, as Charlotte Church knocks back Paris Hilton's offer of appearing on her new chat show.
Drats, Penny Lancaster is not content with having just one baby from the lovemachine of Rod Stewart, oh no, they're intending on having another. Curses!
So much for her vow of abstinence, Paris Hilton has moved in with 'Firecrotch' utterer, Brandon Davis.

Posted by Katherine on August 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 29, 2006 9:22 PM

A Week With TomKat

Well, it's been a busy week down TomKat way over the past seven days, though there's not been much about them as a couple as such. Tom's been making headlines, following his unceremonial dumping by Paramount, who tore up his production deal with them. There's been a bit of a war of words since then, with Tom saying he left Paramount - not the other way round - and it's all been very, very childish, even by celebrity standards. It's now emerged that Tom has chosen to take a paycut of $7million and has signed a new deal worth around $3million a year. Considering he hasn't had a box office smash in some time, he should be very happy with that, especially when you consider that amount is one to cover "office and staffing" expenses. Are all of his staff made of solid gold?

It's also emerged that Tom has taken quite a spectacular drop in popularity since beginning his relationship with Katie Holmes and his subsequent insane behaviour. He finished last in a UK poll, where readers were asked to vote which actor they'd like as their best friend. The marketing industry 'Q' scores (nope, I haven't got a clue) have also indicated Tom is on a downward popularity spiral.

And we still haven't seen that bloody baby!

Posted by Antonia on August 29, 2006 in Baby Watch, Katie Holmes, Marriage Watch, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat | Permalink | Comments (0)

Top Ten Stories

As if celebrities aren't already superior to us mere civilians, Natalie Portman dons her battle rags and enters the war zone of Israel, to visit her family despite the war with Hezbollah. Bring us back a souvenir, won't you love?
Thank the lord, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are reportedly civil with one another now. Is it too soon to suggest a threesome?
Owen Wilson-obsessives, time to hike down to your nearest Agent Provocateur, as he is apparently not bedding Kate Hudson, who is rumoured to be back with her homeless-looking husband.
Elton John proves he is walking ever closer along the path to senility and dementia, as he apparently wants to work 'with Pharrell, Timbaland, Snoop, Kanye, Eminem and just see what happens'. What happens, Elt, is that you'll wind up being shot.
Kevin Federline has landed a speaking role in CSI, where he'll be playing a 'threatening' teenager. At the tender age of...28?
More hope for Jennifer Aniston of staying Brad's parents' preferred choice of daughter-in-law, as they are offended by Angelina Jolie's drunk behaviour and 'tactless' personality at a recent birthday party for Maddox.
It's official, Suri Cruise will make her debut in the October issue of Vanity Fair.
At least the musical will be in keeping with the film version of Chicago, as fellow emaciated singer Ashlee Simpson is set to star as Roxie Hart, the part portrayed by Renee Zellweger in the film.
Not content with just stealing The Office from our fair shores, HBO are set to remake Little Britain to entertain Americans. Somehow I think the Vicky Pollard skits will be more of a real-life drama over there than a comedy.
And apparently Eminem is not a misogynistic so and so, he is, infact, channeling Buddha. Right...

Posted by Katherine on August 29, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Walliams, Elton John, Eminem, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 24, 2006 12:10 PM

Top Ten Stories

Unfortunately Kate Hudson hasn't heard the expression 'you can't have your cake and eat it too', as she contemplates going back to her scruffmeister of a husband, Chris Robinson. Poor Owen Wilson - I know a few girls who would willingly comfort him if need be, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Paris Hilton didn't learn her lesson when her own Sidekick was hacked, as she's recently been accused of hacking in to Lindsay Lohan's voicemail, no doubt hoping to hear messages from their greasy boyfriend-in-common, Stavros Niarchos.
Proving that she is indeed cheap, Britney Spears's autobiography from 2002 is selling for just 99 cents now, which is quite possibly 99 cents too much.
Nicole Richie is officially seeing someone, poor bloke.
Kate Moss's recent trip to Bali was not just an innocent Indonesian holiday, apparently it was meant to be a wedding ceremony for her and Pete Doherty. Shame he was in rehab at the time...
We predicted a book deal for Heather Mills McCartney, and it turns out we were right.
Mel Gibson does not a role model make. So stop taking tips from him, Tom Hanks, on racial put-downs already!
Put your clean undies on girls, as Bruce Springsteen's marriage is on the rocks.
As if Dr. Who isn't scary enough, they've recruited Meat Loaf to play a villain, as if he isn't scary enough.
It's practically an anti-drinking campaign in itself, as Kerry Katona was recently rushed to hospital in fear of her unborn child's health.

Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Kerry Katona, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (2)

August 22, 2006 9:12 PM

Jennifer And Vince Stage Bust-Up

Better-than-Brangelina couple Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston staged a comedy bust-up for their first public appearance together, accepting a Teen Choice award for Movie Chemistry.  In a play on the idea of "chemistry", Aniston interrupted Vaughn as he spoke about the concept, leading to childish bickering between the couple.

Vince started: "We just want to thank all the voters out there who put us up for this award. When you are dealing with on screen chemistry, it isn't an equitable kind of thing..." [Toni Kelly]

Jennifer then interrupted, saying: "It's not something that happens. It's something, you know..."

Vince reacted "angrily": "I guess part of having chemistry is having someone cutting in the middle of a sentence."

Jennifer shot back: "I wasn't cutting in. I was just adding my thoughts to yours, you know, that's what chemistry is, two people talking, instead of one just talking, talking, talking.  You know, Vince, maybe you have enough chemistry for all of us".

Posted by Antonia on August 22, 2006 in Jennifer Aniston, Marriage Watch, Relationship Watch, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 16, 2006 7:30 AM

A Week With Brangelina

Angelina Jolie has reportedly told Brad Pitt that she's had enough of Hollywood and wants out, as she wants her children to grow up to be "citizens of the world". She's reported to have said: "I want to take all three children back to Africa. I can squeeze in a break before starting work and I want to give them a little 'Mommy time' away from Brad." Sounds a bit ominous, doesn't it?

However, whilst they're still doing the acting thing, it's been said that Brad takes Maddox and Zahara to work with him, putting them in the baby creche whilst he shoots Oceans 13. This story has been everywhere I've looked, but I really can't see why it's so interesting. So he takes his kids to work - shock horror!

Nothing else to report, but it seems that with everything I read, Brangelina seem to be less and less secure. Watch this space. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on August 16, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 15, 2006 4:33 PM

Top Ten Stories

Goldie-spawn Kate Hudson splits from homeless-lookalike husband, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretend to be good samaritans but it doesn't fool us.
Drew Barrymore is a-cluck-cluck-clucking her way into popping out some children soon with Strokes hunk-a-spunk, Fabrizio Moretti.
Firecrotch rears its ugly, dirty, fiery head in the form of Paris Hilton and her music producer, Scott Storch, after a Justin Timberlake concert. Yes, you read correctly, after a Justin Timberlake concert. The horror.
Brad Pitt takes kiddywinks to work with him, using the day-care centre facilities that 'anybody working on the lot, including secretaries and executives' can use. Double horror! Common people, argh!
Excuse me whilst I vomit, but James Blunt's debut album, 'Back To Badlam' has recently been made the second best-selling LP of the decade. Seriously, who buys his music? Deaf people?
Babyshambles were forced to cancel last night's gig in Ibiza due to Pete Doherty realising his passport had expired. If only it had expired outside the UK so he couldn't come back in!
Paris Hilton's debut album has launched exclusively on AOL Music from today, a week before anywhere else. Don't scramble too fast for your credit card, there.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are reportedly engaged, after she was spotted wearing a huge vintage diamond ring given to her by her on-off boyfriend. Jade Jagger is meant to throw them an engagement party in Ibiza this weekend - if Pete sorts out his passport dramas (see above).
Suri is seen in the wild by a 'commoner' (none of those schmancy Scientologist people this time), but it all sounds very fishy to us. Fishy as in Tom-Cruise's-flack-paid-someone-to-off type fishy.

Posted by Katherine on August 15, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Hot Gossip, James Blunt, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 14, 2006 4:55 AM

Love Island Latest

I haven't been updating about Love Island recently, mainly because it became so boring I couldn't bear to watch it. From what I can gather, some unknowns came and spent time on the islands, then left. Paul Danan got voted out, as did that Leo bloke, and Shane Lynch decided to walk. Then, all of a sudden, it got interesting again!

First off, Lee - who was head over heels for Colleen - got a chance to spy on her and heard her telling everyone she didn't fancy him. He then confronted her and got a bit violent, at one point spitting: "No, fuck you Colleen." He reduced her to tears, actually. He had to be calmed down, which Brendan attempted, only to have several choice expletives thrown in his direction as well. Bianca also had a go at intervening, but was politely asked to leave Lee and Colleen alone. Or something like that. [Toni Kelly]

But the story of the moment is really all about Sophie Anderton. Is this the least self-aware celebrity in the land?

Firstly, Sophie falls in love with Shane. She bores everyone rigid talking about him, spends hours analysing his every word he says to her and she also talks about him in the Beach Hut (I learnt what it was called!). When Shane announces he's leaving, she's in tears.

Then suddenly, like magic, she's okay again and has moved on to poor Chris Brosnan. They spend awhile kissing and cuddling, then Sophie manipulates the Daily Decider, asking poor Kelle to throw the competition so Sophie can go on the day trip with Chris. When they get back, Sophie trills about their "connection" and doesn't react well when Kelle says their relationship isn't real. Sophie, love, no one thinks your little alliance with Chris is real.

Then - dun dun dun! - the producers of Love Island have a brainwave and bring back Victoria Hervey for a chat with Sophie. If you remember, Victoria and Chris were pretty close before Lady V was booted off the island. Sophie has spent many hours in the Beach Hut saying she thinks Victoria will be "cool" with Sophie's relationship with Chris - but boy is she wrong!

The whole confrontation was laughable. Victoria had a bit of a go and Sophie said "well that's your opinion" several times. Sophie had been rocked earlier in the day when words she'd said came back to haunt her in the daily task, and she continued her denial trip by telling Victoria nothing had happened, to which Victoria rightfully responded "I've been watching it!"

Sophie is unbelieveable. The woman is the biggest bitch on the island, but goes and says she isn't and even says "I'm glad I'm not a bitchy person". HELLO?! What the hell are you thinking?!

When Sophie leaves, having had a bottle of wine poured over her, Sophie goes and tells Calum she's upset but "can't say anything". Then she... erm... says everything. She then goes and tells Kelle and has a good cry. Then she tells the group, and has a good cry. And bingo, she's got what she wanted - to be centre of attention.

Brendan stands up for Victoria, only to be interrupted by Lee, who really seems to have taken agin the New Zealander. Brendan later reflects on what he said, and says my TV moment of the year: "... and then Twat Features interrupts..." referring to Lee. It's a fitting nickname.

Then - and this really is the best bit - Chris goes and dumps Sophie! It spins around in her head and she's soon telling people how it was a mutual decision.

She's the most deluded person I've ever seen on TV. And for that, she's a treasure to watch. Keep it up, Sophie, I'm loving hating you!

Posted by Antonia on August 14, 2006 in Alicia Douvall, Brendan Cole, Calum Best, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Love Island, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Shane Lynch, Sophie Anderton, TV Show Gossip, Victoria Hervey | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 10, 2006 12:40 PM

Top Ten Stories

Joe Simpson continues to creep out his daughters Jessica and Ashlee by talking yet again about their boobs.
Pete Doherty claims to be 'clean' and in the process of marrying Kate Moss. Dude still needs a bath and a haircut, however 'clean' he may be.
Kirsten Dunst dates a mystery British man, and he lumps her with the bill. Atta boy, that's how we do things here in Blighty!
David Hasslehoff admits to loving being groped by female fans, and also tried to seduce married Kate Beckinsale 'I whispered in her ear the other day at a premiere, ‘I’ll give you everything I have’. She just laughed. But when she met me initially, she seemed very excited.' Suuuure...
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler file for divorce, following in the footsteps of other failed MTV marriages, in the form of Jessica and Nick, and Dave and Carmen. It's about time someone put a curse on MTV marriages.
Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of her L.A. home, the Chateau Marmont as 'it is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights'.
Robin Williams falls off the wagon and enters rehab after being sober for 20 years. Reckon it had something to do with signing on to film Mrs. Doubtfire 2?
Several weeks after Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra split, he is now swapping saliva with porn-star Jenna Jameson. Such impeccable taste in women.
Sienna Miller and Jude Law break up for the last time reportedly. Do we even care anymore? Really, the only good thing about this slice of goss is the close-up of her inner-thigh bruise, tasty.
Anna Nicole Smith wants fellow white-trashee Britney Spears to be her New BFF, 'If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you...I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our babies about the same time,' as she wrote on her website. Like Britney needs any more bad  [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 10, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Jude Law, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)

August 9, 2006 8:55 PM

Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn Engaged?

Celebs these days just don't know whether they're Arthur or Martha, do they? It was only yesterday we reported that Vaughniston were not engaged, that 'talk of marriage or engagement is complete hogwash. Vince appears to have gone distant, and Jen is looking no further than a day at a time', whereas today the US Weekly site announced they were engaged. What really puzzles me is that the proposal apparently took place at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis's digs in Mexico - hardly the most romantic of places, considering he is an alleged rapist! So only time will tell whether this latest engagement rumour is simply that, a rumour, but I for one am not holding my breath. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 9, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Marriage Watch, Relationship Watch, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 8, 2006 6:49 PM

Top Ten Stories

Posh tires of her new elfin look only days after getting the chop. Photo of new 'do on left.
Paris Hilton claims to remain celibate for the next year, and that she's only ever had sex with two men. That works out to 50% of her sex partners have been caught on film, classy.
Jennifer Aniston is left heartbroken yet again after Vince Vaughn refuses to marry her.
Pamela Anderson weds Kid Rock for the second time in a week. It has not been confirmed whether the groom was suffering from short-term memory loss due to drug use and had to do the whole kit-caboodle all over again.
James Blunt uses cheesy pick-up line although he has a supermodel girlfriend. There's just no pleasing these blokes.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sleeping in separate rooms, keep your pants on, it's only because of baby Shiloh's crying. Apparently.
Jude Law chucks a strop as bouncers at an exclusive club don't recognise him and permit him entry.
Jerry Hall is desperate for a man, but he must be aged between 40-50, independantly wealthy, and American. Any takers? Get back in your box, David Hasslehoff.
Britney Spears is craving Cheetos, fried chicken, and soil during her pregnancy. So what else is new?
Neighbours of Mel Gibson join in on the Mel-bashing, claiming his seven children are 'terrors', and frighten the neighbourhood. They also reportedly use the line 'Don't you know who I am?' [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on August 8, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, James Blunt, Jennifer Aniston, Jude Law, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Victoria Beckham, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

August 7, 2006 7:41 AM

Top Ten Stories

Paris Hilton retires from her skankin' days and reunited with former fiance Stavros Niarchos at Puffy Diddy Daddy-O's party.
Lock up your daughters: Johnny Allen is set to return to the 'Stenders square.
Cat Deeley latches on to Leonardo Dicaprio in the vague hope he'll further her career in Hollywood. Little does she realise she's about 10 years too late for that.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie will be renewing their wedding vows in order to squash those nasty divorce rumours.
The Prodigy demand Crunch Nut corn flakes on their rider for Creamfields
Macauley Culkin threatens to scare us for life by signing on for a role in a group sex film.
Hold back the vomit, Noel Edmonds is dating a former Miss England.
Chantelle and Preston continue with their publicity stunt, announcing wedding is to be held August 25th.
Lily Allen hates her hit 'Smile' now, just like the rest of the bloomin' country.
Courtney Love is first signed on to model for Dior, but then dropped faster than an erection at the sight of the latest Big Brother contestants.

Posted by Katherine on August 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Courtney Love, Leonardo Dicaprio, Lily Allen, Macauley Culkin, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

July 24, 2006 9:05 AM

Has Robbie Williams narked Guy Ritchie with his Madonna song?

Today's Mirror poses the question of whether Robbie Williams is brave or foolish. No, it's nothing to do with whether he should join the Take That reunion. Rob's reportedly got on Guy Ritchie's nerves with his new song 'She's Madonna', reportedly written about the way Guy dumped model Tania Strecker for Madonna (in short: "Look, you know I really love you, but she's Madonna.")

Unsurprisingly, Madge herself seems fine with Robbie raking the matter up in order to show how desirable she is, but a source tells the paper that hubby won't be so relaxed. "Guy's not going to be happy that all this is being dredged up again," they say. "Although everyone concerned has moved on, it's a bit out of order that Robbie has used it as the basis for one of his songs."

Go on Guy, send Vinnie Jones round with a shooter. You know it makes sense. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on July 24, 2006 in Madonna, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 11, 2006 3:19 PM

Nicole Richie Is Lovin' Some Jeff Goldblum

And to think I had a crush on him when I was younger! Reports have been leaked that 53 year old Jeff Goldblum recently had dinner with 24 year old Nicole Richie, who is obviously more than young enough to be his daughter. US Weekly claims 'Richie says she has had a crush on Goldblum since she was 13, the pair have plans to go out again.' Does anyone else feel slightly queasy, and, well, jealous? Glad to see her taste has improved since that jackass Steve O anyway. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on July 11, 2006 in Nicole Richie, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 29, 2006 4:14 PM

Has Prince Harry Cheated On His Girlfriend?

You heard right. On a recent night out in London, Prince Harry reportedly had a secret little snog with Natalie Pinkham, a former crush. Harry has a South African girlfriend, Chelsy, who a friend claimed 'will be absolutely furious.' He apparently fell in love with Natalie, a former ITV and Sky Sports presenter, before he gave Chelsy a bit of the old todger two years ago, bombarding her with flirty text messages and emails, and even buying a sexy thong for her. When asked whether this was true or not, a spokesperson for Harry said 'What he does in his private time is private.' Sounds like the truth if ever I heard it! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 29, 2006 in Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 20, 2006 4:57 PM

Kerry Katona Wars With Her Mum and Best Friend.

I swear, without Kerry Katona and Jade Goody, Closer magazine would fold because they wouldn't know what to write about. This week, it's the former that's in trouble. Ex-Atomic Kitten singer (and I use that word loosely) Kerry is said to be warring with her mother Sue after she urged Kerry to ditch cab driver fiance Mark Croft, telling her daughter that he is only interested in her fame and money. A friend said that Kerry responded by denying Sue access to her grandchildren and added: "Sue told Kerry she can't be around Mark and that he was just using her for her money and fame. Kerry was really hurt and told Sue she wanted nothing more to do with her."

In a further attempt to alienate all of her friends and family, Kerry also argued with best friend Lisa Rhodes who too voiced worries over how trustworthy Kerry's new man is. Look, Kerry love, don't you think it's about time you took the hint and ditched him? [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 20, 2006 in Kerry Katona, Marriage Watch, On Heat, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (47)

June 19, 2006 7:14 AM

Jade Goody practising tough love with toyboy Jack

Talk about cushty numbers. Not only is 18-year-old Jack Tweedy stepping out with millionairess reality-show star Jade Goody, but she even promised him a £30,000 Series 3 BMW for his 19th birthday. Not that he can drive, you understand. But after a huge row on holiday in Marbella, Jade decided to punish the little fella by withholding the car and... buying him a pricey Cartier watch instead. That'll teach him! You have to wonder what he would've got if she'd been really angry...[Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 19, 2006 in Big Brother, Jade Goody, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (2)

June 16, 2006 1:31 PM

Crikey - Is George Clooney Ready To Commit?!

It's the news that will break a thousand hearts - but it looks like once-eternal bachelor George Clooney is finally ready to settle down. Ish. No, we're not talking wedding bells and gift registration, but he has decided he's willing to make a bit of a committment to on-off girlfriend Krista Allen; they've decided to live together.

However, George might want to know that Krista is hoping the committment doesn't stop there, according to Star magazine. A source told the magazine: "She wants all or nothing. She is holding out for a ring this time - it's been going great, but she needs to know that he's committed all the way this time." Hmmm, I don't think that'll go down too well at Clooney HQ. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Antonia on June 16, 2006 in George Clooney, On Heat, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (2)

June 15, 2006 9:22 PM

Paris Hilton Wages A War With Lindsay Lohan

It seems we were right on the mark when we reported that Lindsay Lohan had snagged Paris Hilton's ex-Greek-shipping-heir, Stavros Niarchos, and boy, is Paris steaming. Page Six have claimed that Paris recently stormed up to Lindsay at a club and screamed insults at her, like 'I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!' Lindsay, however, decided to dabble in the maturity pot and stood there throughout Paris' tirade, until she retorted 'That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you,' and promptly left the club. Paris managed to pick herself up, however, and did a striptease for a horde of sweaty basketballers and footballers. Class act every time. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 15, 2006 in LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 14, 2006 1:53 PM

Gavin Henson Bottles His Big Moment

So much for sweeping a lady off her feet. Bronzed rugby star Gavin Henson has reportedly enraged girlfriend Charlotte Church with his lily-livered idea of a marriage proposal. First he told her that she should be the one to propose to him, then asked if they could get engaged 'by mutual agreement'. Which Char allegedly (and quite rightly) pointed out was "bullshit".

C'mon Henson, for heaven's sake. Be a man and take Charlotte up the Eiffel Tower, pop the question, then come back down to smile for the paparazzis who you called beforehand, jump on a few sofas and hire someone to impregnate her with a turkey baster. That's how proper celebs do it nowadays. So I've heard. [Stuart Dredge]

Posted by Stu on June 14, 2006 in Charlotte Church, Gavin Henson, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 5, 2006 7:47 PM

You're In For A Chance With Jonathan Rhys Meyer: He's Single!

It was only two days ago I was reading about Jonathan Rhys Meyers's love for his girlfriend, in the latest Glamour, seething with jealousy, and now, here's evidence someone listens to my fervent prayers late at night. Their relationship has gone bust. Ya-hoooo!! A source told the Sunday Mirror 'they were arguing a lot and decided to call it a day', yet 'everyone is hoping they'll patch things up, though.' Oh, go and rain on my parade already. His girlfriend, Reena Hammer (No, I doubt there's a relation between her and MC), is only 19, and have apparently had a stormy relationship. Last year, Jonathan was arrested for suspicion of hitting her, but it later emerged she had hit him. You can come and cry on my shoulder any day, Jonathan. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 5, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Jonathan Rhys Meyer, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (1)

June 1, 2006 11:18 AM

Could Pete Doherty Have Hit Kate Moss?

We told you just the other day that Kate Moss has moved on and snagged herself a new boy-toy, now it seems Pete Doherty didn't take the news too well, and may have unleashed his anger at the model physically. Mere days after Russell Brand was seen sneaking out of Kate's London home, Pete apparently paid his ex-girlfriend a visit at her house. Minutes after Pete left, she appeared to have a bruise on her right cheek, as seen in the photo to the left. Miss Mossy's aides rushed to her defence, stating it was simply 'an unfortunate camera angle', but given that this is Pete Doherty, are we really surprised? Maybe he was just jealous that Kate's new boyfriend Russell has announced he's 'sex obsessed', when it's a well known fact drugs can leave a man rather...Limp to say the least. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on June 1, 2006 in Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Musical Stars, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 30, 2006 8:37 PM

Sienna Miller And Jude Law Back On?

More proof Sienna Miller has her Thighs Wide Open to any ol' chap - she is back in ex boyfriend Jude Law's arms. The pair were spotted on a recent night out in Hollywood with their arms around each other, and Jude's hand on her bum, then a romantic dinner together. Sources told The Sun newspaper that the Primrose Pair were 'kissing and holding hands' throughout the meal. It was only a couple of weeks ago we told you about her new romance with an Argentinian model, but one thing we've all learnt about Sluttiena Sienna Miller - she changes her men more often than she changes her undies. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 30, 2006 in Jude Law, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

Heather Mills Set To Hobble Down The Catwalk Again

In order to move on from her break-up with Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills is returning to the catwalk, albeit one leg less this time 'round. The couple split earlier this month, apparently due to her 'boredom' with the wrinkly crooner. Heather has reportedly been snapped up by the prestigious modelling company Zone, as 'she's guaranteed to attract huge media interest,' a source told the Daily Star. She barely needs the money however, as it is believed Heather could gain anything between £20 million to £200 million in the divorce settlement with McCartney, leading many critics to label her a 'gold digger,' but I'm sure they're not worried - she can hardly chase after them with only one leg. Snap! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 30, 2006 in Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Relationship Watch, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (4)

Kate Moss Moves On

Take a long, close look at this handsome mug shot, as you'll be seeing alot more of him in the future, if reports are true. Russell Brand, apparently a British TV presenter, is the new handbag boyfriend belonging to the luscious Kate Moss. Several days ago Brand was caught sneaking out of Kate's London home, sparking rumours the supermodel had moved on from addict ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty. Brand confessed to the Daily Mirror newspaper 'Kate's a great girl. Things are going well for me at the moment but I hope I don't get caught running out of her house again. That was embarrassing.' Almost as embarassing as finding out Kate has fallen for another drug addict, although unlike Pete Doherty, Brand has been clean since 2002. [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 30, 2006 in Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 17, 2006 4:21 PM

Vince Vaughn - about to propose to Jennifer Aniston?

It's not just Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise that are battling each other to be first up the aisle - it sounds like Jennifer Aniston is throwing her hat into the ring and opening a similar battle against ex-husband Brad Pitt. Mr. Angelina Jolie is said to be getting married at any second (though the press has been saying that since December) and now Jen's beau (and all round better bloke and actor) Vince Vaughn has been talking candidly about life with her - and even dropped a wedding hint, says new magazine.

Appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Vince said: "Jennifer's great. She's just really smart and funny and easy to be with. Very considerate. She's great." He continued: "I think [having children] takes a lot of focus, a lot of attention. I think it would be nice at some point to have a different priority. I think that time will come but not any time in the near future for me. No, I've not talked about having kids with Jennifer. First we have to have the $8million wedding!"

Awww, good luck to them. [Toni Kelly]

Posted by Aigua on May 17, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, On Heat, Relationship Watch, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 10, 2006 4:47 PM

The Apprentice Stars Syed and Michelle are all loved up!

First they were on, then they were off, but now it's been confirmed that 'The Apprentice' stars Syed Ahmed and finalist Michelle Dewberry are definitely a couple. Awwww.

The pair had a secret fling in the house, which ended when Syed saw Michelle bad-mouthing him on episode two of the show, says Star magazine. However, Syed has now stopped being such an idiotic wuss so sensitive and they have rekindled their romance. Syed joins Michelle's team in tonight's Apprentice final in a bid to help his girlfriend win the show. Watch tonight and see if sparks are flying. [Toni Kelly]

For more 'The Apprentice' news, try TV Scoop.

Posted by Aigua on May 10, 2006 in On Heat, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

May 8, 2006 2:38 PM

Moneybags Mossy Gives Pete Another Chance

In the everlasting saga we've now titled 'For Pete's Sake', the word on the street is Kate Moss has dug deep into her bottomless pockets, and agreed to pay for Pete's rehab. If you remember the last time she did this, he lasted under a week, so it'll be interesting to see if he does it this time, for Kate's sake. A source said 'She's told Pete it's his last chance. She's offered to pay for his treatment on the condition he sees it through and gets clean.' Quite frankly, it's all getting pretty boring right now, I'd give my eyeteeth to see a Sid-and-Nancy-style overdose or suicide, colour me entertained at least! [Katherine Hannaford]

Posted by Katherine on May 8, 2006 in Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Musical Stars, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch | Permalink | Comments (0)