June 15, 2007 11:18 AM
In the news: Kelly Clarkson shelves summer tour and Prince William dreams of being a pilot
-Kelly Clarkson cancels her tour for no good reason. She says, 'The fact is that touring is just too
much too soon'. To soon for what? how long does it take to learn to lip synch? [ Just Jared ]
-Barrymore is now on suicide watch following allegations of sexual assault and murder. It seems new evidence has come to light regarding the six year old case. the police don't seem to be his 'kind of people'. [The Sun ]
-If they didn't have the pesky crown and publicity to contend with, Prince William would happily be a helicopter pilot and Prince Harry would lead tours in Africa. I don't see a happily after for them though, do you? Ahh, the demands of state.. [US Magazine ]
-My humps, my humps, my lovely baby bumps.. Could twiglet Nicole Richie be pregnant? She has been scoffing a lot of smoothie style drinks so maybe it's just a temporary bloatedness, as the rest of her looks as anorexic as ever. Watch this space. [Hollyscoop]
Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 15, 2007 in Gossip Rag Roundup, The Royal Family, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)
June 6, 2007 2:33 PM
Capture Angelina Jolie on your camera or mobile and you could be raking in the cash; Mr Papparazi wants your snaps!
Snap like a pap, and your pics of celebrities could end up earning you big bucks. Selling 'candid' celebrity footage to newspapers and the media is not a new concept- but it's never been so easy or accessible to do so. The Mr Paparazzi site works with Forbidden Technologies to allow everyday users armed with nothing more than camera phone footage, to easily upload video footage and pictures to the website. The site was created as a response to the massive demand for celebrity info- and for pictures that weren't just considered 'press shots'
With every Tom, Dick or Katie, now carrying around technology that can instantly photograph, the whole concept of the photo journalist is expanding. Site creator Dan Lyons says, "Saleable images of celebrities was always the mainstay of professional photographers. However, a whole new market has opened up with nearly everyone carrying a video camera around on their mobile phone. Now, Joe Public is just as likely to catch some valuable footage of a celebrity as a professional with a powerful zoom lens."
Once you have uploaded your images, you will be contacted withing 48 hours if the team think it has sale potential, and offered a certain amount dependant on the nature and fame of your celebrity sighting. The site offers useful advice as to taking your shots-whereby the brighter the star, the more cash you get to keep. It illustates this with a picture of Craig from Big Brother, explaining that he would be off the radar money wise, whilst David Beckham in his tighty whiteys would fetch a grander price.
So get snapping, and watch the pounds pile in.
Posted by Zara Rabinowicz on June 6, 2007 in Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Where Are They Now? | Permalink | Comments (1)
October 23, 2006 9:59 PM
Top Ten Stories - Keith Urban Is An Alkie, & Madonna Is A Cradle-Snatcher
Good news ladies, Harry Potter, ahem, Daniel Radcliffe, is single. And going to be performing NUDE onstage next summer. Try to curb your enthusiasm, there.
Country crooner Keith Urban has quietly checked into rehab for alcohol abuse, whilst wife Nicole Kidman still manages to get some action with fellow rehab-fan, Robert Downey Jr.
Sharon Osbourne declares that fat is the new black, as she's set to remove her gastric band later this year.
The father of the year old Malawian orphan that Madonna has recently adopted is now claiming he didn't consent to him being adopted, that he thought they would only look after him for awhile. More likely he heard her latest album and couldn't surrender his child to such future horrors.
Jade Goody, forever having problems with the numerous men in her life, reportedly punched boyfriend Jack on Saturday night, splitting his lip.
Lindsay Lohan is a dirty, dirty bitch. But a considerate one, at that, as she left dozens of designer clothes behind when she recently moved out of the hotel she called home.
The Arctic Monkeys are set to write an autobiography based on their stardom, to be due before Christmas.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to get married in Italy next month, no doubt due to the lovely scenery there, and not all the hot male action. Ahem.
Predictably, Michael Barrymore's comeback attempt has failed, possibly due to the fact he's playing 'Scrooge' in A Christmas Carol, hitting more than slightly close to home.
Posted by Katherine on October 23, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Guy Ritchie, Harry Potter, Hot Gossip, Jade Goody, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)
October 13, 2006 5:43 PM
Top Ten Stories - Alec Baldwin Continues Missing His Anger Management Therapy, & Paris Hilton Is Single Yet Again. Surprised?
Alec Baldwin is a nasty pasty. But a sexy one, mind, regardless of his temper.
Lindsay Lohan's mum has been mouthing off to the press about how she'd make a great Lara Croft. At least she's got the fake titties!
It seems when your trashy ex-wife assaults your new even trashier girlfriend, it's best not to stay together, in the case of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker.
China is not a fan of Jay Z, in particular his use of expletitives and suggestive language, banning him from ever performing there.
For those 3 people that care, Howard K. Stern has been listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's birth certificate.
Ashlee Simpson continues in her quest to be better looking than Jessica, by getting more plastic surgery, this time to her eyes and chin. Someone tell her that she's been better looking than Jessica since birth?
Gwen Stefani is releasing a new solo album this December, sparking fear in those with bad taste that there will never be another No Doubt album again.
Like we needed more evidence about Michael Jackson's sanity, he is now moonlighting as a middle-aged woman in France, complete with heels and floppy hat.
David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses, promptly critics, well, me, to ponder how long it will take for him and ol' Sour Face to drop out of the limelight completely.
Sadly, Jessica Alba has vowed never to get nekkid on screen. If only other 'slebs would follow (hint hint, Sharon Stone)
Posted by Katherine on October 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brangelina, David Beckham, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwen Stefani, Hot Gossip, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sharon Stone, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (3)
October 12, 2006 8:57 PM
Top Ten Stories - Sienna Miller Looks Under 21, & Angelina Jolie Is A Murderer's Muse
Finally, someone puts holier-than-thou Sienna Miller in her place and denies her entry to a club, sadly for not having ID, not for being a stinky actress.
It seems being in close proximity to Angelina Jolie turns people into fighting-machines, as her driver hits a motorcyclist in India.
Contrary to all the rumours circulating about her and Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston told Oprah they're still together. Does this mean they're an official couple now?
Kevin Federline is understandably insecure about his marriage with Britney, and has convinced her not to lose her baby weight so she won't get so much male attention.
Nick Lachey blames their Newlyweds reality show as the instigator to his marriage break-up, and not say, Jessica's infidelity.
80s-throwback Justin Hawkins comes out of rehab and quits The Darkness, blaming his cocaine problems on being in the novelty band. Quite understandable - we'd be addicts too if we looked like that.
Nicole Richie debuts her new red haircolour with a new man. Needless to say, we preferred the old look better, in more ways than one.
Elle Macpherson has dropped her lawsuit against Heidi Klum over the use of her nickname 'The Body', after meeting the Dalai Lama. Bet he loved admonishing her on her childish fight with the fellow model, dirty thing.
Because apparently SpongeBob SquarePants is the new Simpsons, David Bowie adds to his archive of cameos and makes a guest appearance on the underwater show as Lord Royal Highness.
Desperate for attention, P Diddy has revealed that he never loved Jennifer Lopez to begin with. Neither did we, mate, neither did we.
Posted by Katherine on October 12, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Nicole Richie, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, The Darkness, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)
October 11, 2006 3:50 PM
Top Ten Stories - Ricky Gervais Is Rich, & Sharon Osbourne Is Drunk. Nothing New There!
Ricky Gervais becomes one of those rich bastards, as he has recently snapped up a £2.5 million home in North London. The only downside is he is now neighbours with Jonathan Ross.
Wee Baby Spice has grown up so fast, she's now set a wedding date of early next year with fiancee Jade Jones.
Perpetual skinny, Gwyneth Paltrow, has scrapped the macrobiotic diet she's been on for years, as she apparently isn't losing her minimal baby weight.
The folks behind X Factor are planning a reality show involving WAGs opening shops in Mayfair. According to the producer, 'there is no way that the girls are all going to remain friends'.
According to Pete Doherty's uncle (so reliable), Pete and Kate are going to get married on Kate's birthday, January 16th, as if we haven't already heard a million wedding rumours by now.
Hugh Hefner, the former sex-machine, no longer has the energy for sex, saying that he instead prefers a game of dominoes with the Playboy bunnies. Maybe he's gay?
Mel Gibson has apologised for his drunken, racist outburst of recent times, however seemingly forgets to apologise for The Passion of the Christ.
Like the sadist she is, Nicole Kidman has apparently phoned Katie Holmes and encouraged her to marry Tom Cruise, hopefully for entertainment's value only.
Russell Brand has found love with an art student. Figures, only an art student could love something like that.
Make sure you watch the Sharon Osbourne show tonight at 5pm, as apparently she's hopelessly drunk on tonight's episode - always a bonus, drunk elderly women.
Posted by Katherine on October 11, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, Hugh Hefner, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
October 10, 2006 8:42 PM
Top Ten Stories - Kate Moss Worst GF EVAH!!1!!1! Plus George Lucas Gives Us What We Want, For A Change
Kate Moss pussywhips Pete 'Back on Crack' Doherty into leaving Babyshambles and going solo, as if that will be the end to their troubles. Hah!
George Lucas shuffles into his old-age home as he talks of pleasing us all and retiring.
Victoria Beckham doesn't just scare us when she looks into a mirror, she scares herself as well, moaning that she looks awful nekkid.
Yet more talk of Anna Nicole Smith in the news, as she is attacked over claims she was fast-tracked a Bahamian citizenship.
Like we don't need any more excuses to want to sleep with Scarlett Johansson, she has come out and admitted she gets tested for HIV every 6 months.
Not just content with having one alien-child, Katie Holmes is already planning on a second, discussing her pregnancy plans with oh-so-fertile Victoria Beckham.
Looks like someone got some action, after Nicole Richie was seen doing the walk of shame from Paris Hilton's house the next morning after they had dinner together.
Things are definitely cold between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, as he is caught smooching another blonde.
Kirsten Dunst is to do us all a favour and quit movies to go back to school.
Those two characters off Lost, the junkie ex-hobbit, and hot Kate who can't decide between Sawyer and Jack, are getting married in real life.
Posted by Katherine on October 10, 2006 in Baby Watch, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
October 9, 2006 9:27 PM
Top Ten Stories - Madonna Adopts Orphan, But In More Breaking News, Paris & Nicole Are BFF's Again! Hallelujah!
'Holiday...Celebrate...Buy a baby...In Malawi', is reportedly the tune Madonna is humming, since she apparently did an Angelina Jolie and adopted an orphan, naming him 'Luca'. Sorry Madge, but adopting an orphan won't get you Brad, you're stuck with Guy and his crap movies for life.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have reportedly sucked-face and made-up, leading many to wonder if there's another dreaded Simple Life in the works.
Lindsay Lohan obviously doesn't rate appearing at a benefit in Australia for kids and tweens very highly, as she skips out of the negotiations. She must've twigged that 13 year-olds are just far too young.
Chris De Burgh (get back in your box, raging-hormones), claims he can heal people with his hands. Me first! Me first!
Penelope Cruz naturally attracts beardy-lesbians. Like Tom Cruise.
The third, and ugliest Hanson brother has just married. Is there no hope for the rest of us anymore?!
Paris Hilton is snapped with some seedy looking skunk. Skank with some skunk, how's that for a new lyric, princess?
Following in the foosteps of Take That, and, err, 5ive, S Club 7 are reforming, heaven forbid.
Not content with appearing in the news only for being found slumped over his wheel on drugs, George Michael has announced Wham! are reuniting for a 'Christmas extravangza', hopefully sharing his drugs with the audience this time.
Russell Brand decides to do a Paris Hilton, and become celibate. Something tells me his attempt will be even more short-lived than hers.
Posted by Katherine on October 9, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Drug Scandals, George Michael, Gossip Rag Roundup, Guy Ritchie, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (2)
October 3, 2006 12:10 AM
Top Ten Stories - Nick Carter Still A Knob, And Janet Jackson Still Fame-Hungry
Nick Carter is still whining on and on about former flame Paris Hilton and how he was forced to cheat on her with Ashlee Simpson. Go back to cleaning out your rabbit hutch, Nick, you're boring us with your drivel.
Council flat tenants would vow not to watch the Jonathan Ross show anymore due to a jibe on last week's program, if they had television sets in the first place, that is.
Both desperate for fame, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are in talks to do a duet together at either the Oscars or Grammys. Let's hope for a nip-slip along this line.
Coleen McLoughlin claims she has the world's hardest job. Oh no, girlfriend, writing about tat like this and resisting to throw in numerous expletives is harder.
Anna Nicole Smith did not get married to her lawyer over the weekend, oh no, as if they would be that insensitive to her recently-dead son - no, they just went on a luxury yacht cruise with plenty of champers, is all.
Prattish Jude Law first begrudgingly claims to regret cheating on Sienna Miller, then backtracks, and says he thinks in the long run he did a good thing. Say what?
Sure, we've heard stories about Tom Cruise pushing Katie Holmes to lose her baby weight - but has she gone too far and Nicole-Richie like?
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears end their feud over who the hottest popstar was (face facts, Britters is well below Pink now, on the scale), with Christina giving Britney a $570 gift for her latest son's birth.
No surprises here, as James Blunt tops the funeral faves list - favourite song for a funeral, not favourite 'sleb to HAVE a funeral, sickos.
Could newly rehab-exited Robin Williams be back on the booze already?
Posted by Katherine on October 3, 2006 in Baby Watch, Blind Items, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Coleen McLoughlin, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)
October 1, 2006 10:24 PM
Top Ten Stories - Is Cocaine Kate Making A Comeback? And The Hoff Is A Liar?!
Is 'Cocaine Kate' making a comeback, with The Sun pointing out some mysterious white fodder in her nostrils - or do supermodels get boogeritis too?
Are you a drug-taking jail-habiting alco? There's hope for you yet - if Robert Downey Jr can become Iron Man, so can you, junkie!
Don't tell us the Hoff was exaggerating when he bragged recently that Princess Diana fancied him! Shock! Horror!
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have reportedly called it quits, blaming 'distance and demanding careers', as if all the rumours circulating about her unfaithfulness didn't exist.
Jay-Z comes out of 'retirement' to release a new album, and snag some new audiences, particularly yummy mummies, as he sings a duet with Gwyneth Paltrow at the Albert Hall. Way to enhance that hip hop credibility, Z.
One-legged tart, sorry, Heather Mills, moves on...With her personal trainer. Jogging on a treadmill with just one leg is real hard, so she needs 24/7 care.
Owen Wilson is a regular Romeo, as he serenaded Kate Hudson on her lawn, with a CD player, singing 'I can't help falling in love with you', by Elvis. So. Envious. Right. Now!
Brad Pitt wants a biological baby right away, Angelina Jolie wants to adopt again, later - so many choices facing Brangelina other than what crockery to purchase!
Hear that sound? That's the sound of millions of hearts breaking as Johnny Depp vows to marry his long-time baby momma.
And in concrete, ground-breaking news, Nicole Richie may or may not be attending Crystal Meth Addicts Anonymous, or Alcoholics Anonymous.
Posted by Katherine on October 1, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Drug Scandals, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, The Royal Family, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (7)
September 28, 2006 10:57 PM
Top Ten Stories
Oh Lordy, turns out Tom Cruise was serious when he said he wants to star in a film with Katie Holmes, as he is currently shopping for scripts that will 'put him back in the good graces of the movie-going public'. Someone tell him it'll take more than a film, it'll take a death.
Steve Irwin's widow, Terri, claims the footage of his death will never be shown. Give up, snuff freaks.
Sounds like being divorced is the least of Jessica Simpson's worries, girl needs a fresh pair of undies!
Naomi Campbell was a no-show today at her court trial, the judge declared if she didn't appear for the next trial, she would be arrested and beaten over the head with a BlackBerry.
Hold off on the porn for a little longer, as Scarlett Johansson will be donning period garb and playing Queen Mary in a film to begin shooting late 2007.
Five, that rubbish pop band that split 5 years ago, announced yesterday they're reforming, ahem, as a foursome.
Shock! Horror! Pete Doherty spotted buying syringes! What is the the World coming to?!
The verdict on Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year-old son dying randomly has come in, it was caused by a drug cocktail of antidepressants and methadone. So rockstar.
Sweet, placid Lily Allen has sworn to 'kick and stab' Peaches Geldof in a fight.
As if we don't have enough reasons to laugh at him already, Russell Brand announced when he was 20 he auditioned for a boyband - perhaps he can join the new Five line-up?
Posted by Katherine on September 28, 2006 in Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lily Allen, Musical Stars, Peaches Geldof, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Russell Brand, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (12)
September 27, 2006 7:41 PM
Top Ten Stories
The original Bridget Jones doesn't look like she's a Singleton anymore, as Renee Zellweger has been seen canoodling with old flame, George Clooney.
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer, Howard K. Stern, announced he was the baby girl's father recently on Larry King Live.
After six weeks of teasing us with their possible marriage break-down, Kate Hudson files for divorce with Chris Robinson.
For those who live in the Cotswolds, you might be bumping into Brangelina down at your local off-licence fairly soon, as they're set to move to the upmarket Lower Mill Estate.
Yep, Winona Ryder is still as effed-up as ever.
Sorry to induce vomit on you, but 'Screech' from Saved by the Bell, has filmed a sex video with 2 women, reportedly involving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.
Paris Hilton has been charged over her DUI recently, and most probably will spend 6 months in jail. Yeh, right.
Because he hasn't messed with us enough already, Marilyn Manson is launching his own brand of Absinthe.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are rumoured to be marrying in the next 2 weeks - as if we haven't heard that one before.
Janet Jackson is a supplier of sex-toys to all those who seek them.
Posted by Katherine on September 27, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, LA Airheads, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 26, 2006 8:49 PM
Top Ten Stories
Turns out the suicide-attempt by David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter that we reported yesterday may in fact have been caused by the family cat, pictured. David's estranged wife claims he used the suicide allegation as revenge on her to make her appear a bad mother.
Lindsay Lohan uses Stavros Niarchos to make ex-boyfriend Harry Morton jealous.
Is the world coming to an end? Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reportedly made up.
To add insult to injury, Heather Mills was kicked out of Sainsbury's for shoplifting there 20 years previously. What she doesn't know is they're team McCartney.
Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, has had his lawsuit thrown out of court, as the headaches he suffered from were because of his herpes, not a result of her beatings.
George Bush can breathe easy, as George Clooney is sticking to movies, and won't be running for presidency anytime soon.
Sadly, Russell Crowe won't be starring in a Steve Irwin biopic anytime soon.
Kevin Federline knows what the punters want, as he drops Popozao from his debut album, and replaces it with a duet between him and Britney.
Brad Pitt is rumoured to be starring in a biopic on Jeff Buckley's life.
Kate Bosworth says 'Orlando who?' after caught canoodling with an Unidentified Hottie in public.
Posted by Katherine on September 26, 2006 in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, Gossip Rag Roundup, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 25, 2006 5:27 PM
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Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have reportedly parted ways, after it was rumoured they were engaged.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney are trying to set their parents, Blythe Danner and Paul McCartney, up together, as they can't wait to overhear geriatrics going at it like rabbits.
Jennifer Lopez is so desperate to fall pregnant, she has resorted to IVF treatment. If only she'd stayed with P Diddy - his sperm seems very fertile.
Has Paris Hilton stooped even lower than Travis Barker, and hooked up with Fred Durst, Britney Spears's former lover?
Speaking of trashy tattooed bad boys, Steve O literally pissed all over the red carpet at the Jackass 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
After six days of engagement, Aaron Carter and his Playboy girlfriend have split.
Victoria and David Beckham are apparently going to star in an episode of Neighbours - let's hope Posh gets it on with Harold, eh?
Buffy - ahem, Sarah Michelle Gellar, thinks Alec Baldwin is sexy.
Not surprisingly, Steven Tyler has Hepatitis C.
David Hasselhoff's 14 year old daughter tried killing herself last night by slitting her wrists. We could make a joke here about how we'd do the same if he were our father, but really, we're not that cruel.
Posted by Katherine on September 25, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Beckham, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney, Posh 'N Becks, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, Sport Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 22, 2006 5:18 PM
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Robin Williams manages to slip the nurse a tenner and checks out of rehab, hopefully soberly.
Angelina Jolie has spent £200,000 on artwork by Banksy. Did no-one tell her you can pick his stuff up for free in Blighty, just off the street?
Jessica Simpson has said she still sleeps in Nick Lachey's tshirts, which is funny, as we thought she slept naked with strange men most of the time.
Don't bother Jack Nicholson between the hours of two and four in the morning, as that's his 'ass-scratching hours'.
Anastacia has accepted a marriage proposal from her British bodyguard - does this mean we'll have to put up with lots of crap sightings in Heat's 'Spotted' now?
Charlotte Church wears Bridget Jones-style big knickers to make her look slim on camera - bet Gavin Henson makes her wear 'em in bed, too.
Lisa Kudrow weeps quietly about being labelled tubby due to not losing the baby-weight as fast as other actresses.
To no-one's surprise at all, Britney Spears adores wearing hooker shoes.
Lindsay Lohan will have to wear the cast on her arm for another 6 weeks. Poor love, giving handjobs with your wrong hand sure is tricky work.
Make sure you pick up a copy of Vanity Fair's November issue, which will probably have Borat on the cover.
Posted by Katherine on September 22, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gavin Henson, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 21, 2006 8:48 PM
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Yet another reason to hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as Bono's Samaritan ways rub off on them.
And in the understatement of the century, Paris Hilton admits she's not got the whole deck of cards upstairs.
Madonna's current tour is the highest-earning tour by a female artist ever. You can just hear Britney taking notes 'right, Jesus-cross, check. Farrah Fawcett flicks, check'.
Turns out Janet Jackson regrets saying sorry for her nip-slip years ago. Next she'll be saying she meant it to happen.
Yawn...Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are officially together - anyone paying attention anymore?
Kevin Federline gets himself a real job, dawg.
Not having anything to do with publicity for Justin Timberlake's recent album launch, him and Cameron Diaz were allegedly almost murdered by a papparazo.
Paris Hilton has a temporary lapse of judgment, and gives a homeless man a $100 note.
Whitney Houston got clean with thanks to Courtney Love's help. That's probably how she got hooked on crack in the first place.
Rupert Everett lacks something rather vital, sperm.
Posted by Katherine on September 21, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Cameron Diaz, Courtney Love, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Whitney Houston | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 20, 2006 2:36 PM
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Tara Reid gets her implants taken out, and her new movie goes straight to download-only. Coincidence?
For once, Lindsay Lohan is barred from a club for being underage. Bet she didn't go home to a nice mug of Horlicks, though.
Turns out Cindy Crawford isn't just naturally beautiful, she might've been indulging in some of the shiny needlework popular amongst models.
Be still my beating heart...The producers of 'Lost' have warned the hunky leading men not to skinnydip inbetween filming, worrying they're taking 'unnecessary risks in terms of their image'.
Glad to see Tommy Lee hasn't changed an ounce in regards to enjoying implants.
Brad Pitt is lined up to be the next Tom Cruise, sans the craziness.
Madonna is not just content with taking over the world, she's set the conquer space as well, in 2009.
Does Jack Nicholson have a hard on for strap-ons?
P Diddy just wants the kids to stay in school. And for them to buy his albums. And stay off his lawn, flamin' brats.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were caught having a hardcore-groping session when he was in The Priory - witnesses could tell it was her as her 'skinny blue jeans were the giveaway'. Yeh, like every other girl isn't wearing them too!
Posted by Katherine on September 20, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, LA Airheads, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 19, 2006 5:12 PM
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As if it's surprising, Willie Nelson is in trouble with the police over possession of the ol' green herb.
If you can stretch your memory back to 1996 and recall popboy Aaron Carter, he is now all grown up and engaged. To a Playboy playmate. One of his older brother's ex-girlfriends. Uh-huh.
Taylor Hanson (come on, you remember), just spawned his third child. The most surprising thing is Hanson are about to release a fourth album!
Londoners now have the chance to get up close and personal with Tupac - if you dare.
Rumous are a'bounding about Sarah Jessica Parker possibly being preggers with her second child.
Please God, don't tell us Lindsay Lohan is going to buy property here in London. We can't deal with having her tumpsy perpetually splashed across The Sun.
Ricky Gervais has a conscience over how much money he has.
Britney Spears's new album is said to contain 'crazy ass' rapping. We can't wait...
Proving she is willing to stoop to any level, representatives for Anna Nicole Smith have sold the last ever photos of her recently departed son for $600,000.
Cover your ears, as Pete Doherty may be guest-editing a Christmas show for BBC Radio 4's Today programme
Posted by Katherine on September 19, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Drug Scandals, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Musical Stars, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 18, 2006 4:23 PM
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Yes, there really is a Mel Gibson video game, complete with tequila bottles and Star-of-David-throwing Rabbis.
Jon Heder, better known as Napoleon Dynamite, is expecting a baby.
Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist last Friday whilst partying. Hey, at least she didn't cover it up the way the Hoff did.
Katie Holmes is apparently having second thoughts about marrying Tom. If only she'd listened to Star Trip from the beginning...
Adam Ant claims his relationship with Heather Graham saved him from depression and suicide.
Elton John and George Michael are now BFF. Is it too soon to hope for a threesome?
Anna Nicole Smith is refusing to allow her baby's father from meeting her.
Jude Law is desperate to play a Romeo role before his good looks fade. Err...You're about 33 years too late for that, Judey-boy.
Scarlett Johansson speaks out over ultra-thin 'slebs, saying 'I don't need to be skinny to be sexy'.
Nicole Kidman will be riding husband Keith Urban's 'love bus' whilst he goes on tour for 6 months.
Posted by Katherine on September 18, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Hasselhoff, Elton John, George Michael, Hot Gossip, Jude Law, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Kidman, Rag Roundup, Scarlett Johansson, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 15, 2006 12:02 AM
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Whitney Houston files for divorce from Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage, whether or not this is due to Osama Bin Laden's crush on the crack-addict is up in the air.
Sean Penn believes there's rules for civilians to follow, and then there's rules for the 'slebs to follow. Well, derr, just look at Pete Doherty.
Speak of the devil, he's just had another Jaguar impounded, for failing to pay road tax.
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are definitely porking.
Thank goodness the next series of Strictly Come Dancing will have some sass, as they've added Emma 'Baby Spice' Bunton to the list of despo keen 'slebs.
Graffiti artist Banksy cheats on us with Los Angeles and doesn't return our numerous frantic calls.
It's rumoured Britney Spears has named her second son Sutton Pierce, so he will have the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston.
Oasis are not happy campers about being forced to release a greatest hits album. Don't worry, Noel, neither are we.
Marianne Faithfull has been diagnosed with cancer, but still intends on touring in 2007. Atta girl.
We've heard the rumours that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Harry Morton, but could they have married already?
Posted by Katherine on September 15, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Oasis, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Whitney Houston | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 13, 2006 5:02 PM
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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are set to get married within the next 6 weeks. Let's hope it's not a Halloween wedding, nothing can get scarier than having to see Suri pics again.
Brad Pitt has stated he will no longer be appearing nekkid or doing sex scenes, for want of a more wholesome family image. Sounds like Angie has him on a tight leash there...
Are they on, are they off, oh who knows, but it seems Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been getting schnoogly again, this time in Hawaii.
Meat Loaf has apparently propositioned Scarlett Johansson, but thank goodness she refused.
The Hoff continues his boasting, this time that Princess Diana and him almost slept together, and that she was 'smitten' with him. David Hasselhoff! Princess Diana! Hah!
Jane Fonda wishes she could smoosh Lindsay Lohan up to her bosom, pat her hair, and say 'there, there, pet'.
Could things be going poorly for Simon Cowell, whose black American Express card wasn't working in Miami recently?
Turns out it wasn't Russell Brand who raped the girl at his party in Edinburgh (just because the dude looks homeless doesn't mean he's a rapist!)
Paris Hilton is not just, well, everything, but she's also an homewrecker, according to Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's estranged wife, who has been seen sucking face with the vapid airhead.
Just a week ago we reported that Sharon Osbourne's dog bit Patrick Swayze on her new chat show, well now the pup has gone and sunk it's teeth into The Hoff as well. Dog has taste, mmm.
Posted by Katherine on September 13, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, David Hasselhoff, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Paris Hilton, Relationship Watch, Scarlett Johansson, Simon Cowell, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 12, 2006 12:58 PM
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This is stuff that dreams are made of. Richard Branson deliberately confused Paris Hilton with a waitress, and asked her for a drink. Score 1 for the Billionaire - but which one?
Just days after giving birth to a baby girl, Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year old son dies mysteriously. Let's hope he wasn't taking Trimspa tablets, ouch.
Sean Combs is not allowed to be called 'Diddy' in the UK anymore, as apparently someone already goes by that name. Anybody? No? Me either.
Michael Parkinson is not impressed with Charlotte Church's new chat show, not least because she pulls off better cleavage than him.
Making us all green with envy, although we're unsure about the credibility of this, as it's supposedly from an interview with the NotW, Kirsten Dunst speaks out about her previous relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal, 'We tried to spice things up - we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea'. Bitch, just quit bragging already.
In more barftacular news, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged. Maybe.
Just recently Uma Thurman announced she wanted a toy boy, and ker-ching, she has one already. And it's Orlando Bloom...Life just isn't fair.
The only hot Desperate Housewife wants to quit to concentrate on her film career. Considering Eva Longoria's next film is called 'How I met my boyfriend's dead fiancee', I don't think it's a wise move.
And in other freaky news, David Hasslehoff wants to be buried in a glass coffin under his Hollywood star so people can watch him decompose. Little does he know we've been doing that the past 54 years of his life.
Claudia Schiffer is in trouble over her 'vicious dogs', and no, we're not referring to her supermodel pals.
Posted by Katherine on September 12, 2006 in Baby Watch, Charlotte Church, David Hasselhoff, Eva Longoria, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jake Gyllenhaal, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (3)
September 7, 2006 8:27 PM
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Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence earlier this morning, the photo on the left shows her being led, handcuffed, into a police car.
Speaking of DUI and raving loonies, Mel Gibson has left rehab, and is fed up with people paying so much attention to him. Don't worry, Mel, having a stiff scotch will surely help matters eh!
Britney Spears is rumoured to be giving birth today, by C-section, and will be naming her supposed daughter 'Jailynn', after her mother, Lynne, and sister, Jamie. Yup, Jail Federline. What a knob.
As if we care, but Heather Locklear and David Spade have ended their 5 month relationship, with reports saying David thinks she's an 'high-maintenance bitch'.
But not to worry, as it seems Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey may be back together - perhaps she's clucky after seeing those cute Suri Cruise photos?
P Diddy's girlfriend is pregnant with not one, but two little P Diddlers.
Marcia Cross, of Desperate Housewives fame, is up the duff with her husband, reportedly 2 months gone.
Brangelina are tying the knot viddy viddy soon! Or so Star claims...
Yessss! Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after 4 years - get ready to fight for him, girls.
And as one heart-throb becomes single, another disappears into marriage, with Emilio Estevez becoming engaged to his writer girlfriend.
Posted by Katherine on September 7, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 5, 2006 4:47 PM
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Kelly Osbourne fake marries in an inflatable church at a music festival in Ireland. Well, when in Ireland...
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are apparently over, whilst Angelina Jolie is pregnant again - too much information to take in all at once!
The Arctic Monkeys are the favourite to win tonight's Mercury Music Prize, even though last year's favourite was Kaiser Chiefs, and well, we all know what happened there.
Sharon Osbourne's dog bites Patrick Swayze on her chat show. No, not her pussy. Her dog. Although I wouldn't put it past her to let the pussy out of the trousers with the likes of Swayze around.
If you're wealthy enough, and flamboyant enough, you can bag yourself some of Cher's very own outfits at Sotheby's auction house in London.
Keira Knightley is stunned she actually has to pay for something. Life is hard, doll.
Madonna is auctioning off her wedding tiara on eBay, reports that this is due to bankruptcy are entirely made up.
The video of Kate Moss for Agent Provocateur has apparently crashed their server, undoubtedly due to the millions of horny pubescent boys.
Pamela Anderson launches her own makeup line, because the kids aren't slutty enough these days.
You can pick up Syd Barrett's house in Cambridge for just £300,000 where the former Pink Floyd-er lived for 25 years.
Posted by Katherine on September 5, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Kelly Osbourne, LA Airheads, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Pamela Anderson, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories, Vince Vaughn | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 4, 2006 7:40 PM
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Hilary Swank moves on from Chad Lowe just 9 months after their split. What a mananiser!
With-hair-worse-than-Robert-Smith's, Russell Brand's DNA is being tested after being accused of raping a 20 year old.
Al Pacino has a massive Godfather-sized boner for Madonna, despite the leotards.
Geri Halliwell's baby girl, Bluebell Madonna, has apparently been abused. And we're not just talking about her name.
Ho ho ho, the jokes just write themselves, as lantern-jawed James Van Der Beek announces he is writing a debut screenplay about baseball.
Queen and Paul Rodgers throw away their zimmerframes and declare an attack on US stadiums and arenas. At least you'll be home for the prime-time movie on telly.
Samuel L. Jackson is keen to make a sequel to Snakes on a Plane, this time, titled 'Snakes on Crack'. Let's see if he can rope in Whitney Houston for a cameo.
Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields patch things up, cue her entrance into Scientology any day now.
Charlotte Church wants to recruit Tom Cruise for her new chat show, but claims he won't, due to the show's 'silliness'. What she doesn't realise is the silliness hasn't even started until he appears.
Ms. Shoewawa over on our new Shiny Fashion Forum told us about Banksy's Paris Hilton parody CDs, now available on eBay!
Posted by Katherine on September 4, 2006 in Baby Watch, Brooke Shields, Charlotte Church, Geri Halliwell, Hot Gossip, LA Airheads, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Russell Brand, Soap Stars, Spice Girls, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Tom Cruise, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
September 1, 2006 4:57 PM
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One of Linday Lohan's casual lovers has apparently bought her a pricey Cartier engagement ring and whisked her off on holiday to propose, no less than a month after declaring she would never be monogamous.
Somehow we don't think this is an authentic baby registry for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - firstly, he's listed as K-Fed. Is anyone really that dumb? Oh, wait.
Lionel Richie gives his mark of approval to daughter Nicole and current bed-warmer, Brody Jenner.
Thoughts of retirement are far from Madonna's mind, as she starts planning her next album, reportedly meant to be more of the same disco music. Just leave the leotards alone this time, love.
If you care to remember her, Christina Milian is flogging all her clothes on eBay to make a quick buck, sources say she is indeed close to bankrupt.
The filming of Charlotte Church's first talk show episode was apparently a 'shambles' but will be edited well for the debut tonight.
As if we need more evidence on Paris Hilton's more than willing thighs, here it is.
Could Robbie Williams be shedding his playboy image, preferring to jump into bed with his Playstation instead of a woman?
If the sight of Daniel Craig in his swimming trunks didn't turn you on, perhaps his gay kiss will.
Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been branded the 'worst tenant in history', as his landlord evicts him.
Posted by Katherine on September 1, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Daniel Craig, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, Robbie Williams, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 31, 2006 12:16 PM
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It seems us bloggers have got Brian May's goat, he recently fumed about three MySpace users pretending to be him, and that 'Paul Stanley of Kiss has the same problem'. Ol' Bri should be thankful he's still getting attention, bet Paul Stanley is bloody grateful no-ones forgotten about him!
Our brother-blog TV Scoop has the erm, 'scoop', on Pete from Big Brother's recent £1 million autobiography deal with HarperCollins.
Recent climber-out-of-the-closet popstar Lance Bass reveals that he is incredibly happy since announcing he was gay at the start of summer, now that he has a young buff plaything.
Girls, be prepared to put up a fight, as David Hasselhoff has proclaimed he's returning to Britain in order to find himself 'a beautiful girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who is really intelligent'. Well, Dave, ahem, here's my personal email address...
John Mark Karr (y'know, the bozo who claimed to kill the child star JonBenet Ramsey), apparently wants a movie to be made on her life, with Johnny Depp playing the part of him. Understandably, Depp is yet to comment.
There has been speculation for years about his questionably sexuality, but finally, is this pictorial evidence that John Travolta is gay?
Living up to their 'creative' imagination, scammers in South Africa used Oprah Winfrey's name in a recent scam.
From the same people who brought you Britney Spears's birth cast in stone, Suri Cruise's first poo is on offer, made from bronze, and is reportedly authentic.
Speaking of the Hoff, he's recently asked Orlando Bloom to play his son in the film version of Knight Rider, leaving female minds wondering if the screen is big enough for two oily heart-throbs.
Jessica Simpson finally 'fesses up to using lip injections last year, presumably she is spilling the truth now, as she's only just regained the ability to speak - seriously - did you see those babies?
Posted by Katherine on August 31, 2006 in Baby Watch, Big Brother, Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Depp, Katie Holmes, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Relationship Watch, Soap Stars, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 30, 2006 6:22 PM
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Could Lindsay Lohan possibly be going sober, and, err, just what the world needs, becoming a DJ?
Justin Timberlake may or may not have binned Cameron Diaz in time for the launch of his new album, Future Sex/Love Sounds. We bet he's not getting much of either at the moment...
Yesterday we reported K-Fed was appearing in CSI, today it's Entourage, as he plays - get this - 'a celebrity's freeloading spouse'. Huh, the scriptwriters didn't have to stretch far, did they?
Should we feel privileged over this? I can't tell - 2 former Blink 182'ers have reformed as a new band (+44), reportedly named after the UK dialling code. Greeeaaat...
Funny that Snakes on a Plane tops the box office only in Australia. Steve Irwin, we blame you.
Celebrity relationships just get more and more aesthetically disgusting, as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are reportedly a couple.
Sean Preston, (Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's bub), is pronounced a genius, as his first words uttered are 'dada'. Praise the Lord his first words weren't 'oi, you got a lighter?'
Score one for Blighty, as Charlotte Church knocks back Paris Hilton's offer of appearing on her new chat show.
Drats, Penny Lancaster is not content with having just one baby from the lovemachine of Rod Stewart, oh no, they're intending on having another. Curses!
So much for her vow of abstinence, Paris Hilton has moved in with 'Firecrotch' utterer, Brandon Davis.
Posted by Katherine on August 30, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Charlotte Church, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 29, 2006 4:56 PM
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As if celebrities aren't already superior to us mere civilians, Natalie Portman dons her battle rags and enters the war zone of Israel, to visit her family despite the war with Hezbollah. Bring us back a souvenir, won't you love?
Thank the lord, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are reportedly civil with one another now. Is it too soon to suggest a threesome?
Owen Wilson-obsessives, time to hike down to your nearest Agent Provocateur, as he is apparently not bedding Kate Hudson, who is rumoured to be back with her homeless-looking husband.
Elton John proves he is walking ever closer along the path to senility and dementia, as he apparently wants to work 'with Pharrell, Timbaland, Snoop, Kanye, Eminem and just see what happens'. What happens, Elt, is that you'll wind up being shot.
Kevin Federline has landed a speaking role in CSI, where he'll be playing a 'threatening' teenager. At the tender age of...28?
More hope for Jennifer Aniston of staying Brad's parents' preferred choice of daughter-in-law, as they are offended by Angelina Jolie's drunk behaviour and 'tactless' personality at a recent birthday party for Maddox.
It's official, Suri Cruise will make her debut in the October issue of Vanity Fair.
At least the musical will be in keeping with the film version of Chicago, as fellow emaciated singer Ashlee Simpson is set to star as Roxie Hart, the part portrayed by Renee Zellweger in the film.
Not content with just stealing The Office from our fair shores, HBO are set to remake Little Britain to entertain Americans. Somehow I think the Vicky Pollard skits will be more of a real-life drama over there than a comedy.
And apparently Eminem is not a misogynistic so and so, he is, infact, channeling Buddha. Right...
Posted by Katherine on August 29, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, David Walliams, Elton John, Eminem, Gossip Rag Roundup, Hot Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline, LA Airheads, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Rag Roundup, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (0)
August 24, 2006 12:10 PM
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Unfortunately Kate Hudson hasn't heard the expression 'you can't have your cake and eat it too', as she contemplates going back to her scruffmeister of a husband, Chris Robinson. Poor Owen Wilson - I know a few girls who would willingly comfort him if need be, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Paris Hilton didn't learn her lesson when her own Sidekick was hacked, as she's recently been accused of hacking in to Lindsay Lohan's voicemail, no doubt hoping to hear messages from their greasy boyfriend-in-common, Stavros Niarchos.
Proving that she is indeed cheap, Britney Spears's autobiography from 2002 is selling for just 99 cents now, which is quite possibly 99 cents too much.
Nicole Richie is officially seeing someone, poor bloke.
Kate Moss's recent trip to Bali was not just an innocent Indonesian holiday, apparently it was meant to be a wedding ceremony for her and Pete Doherty. Shame he was in rehab at the time...
We predicted a book deal for Heather Mills McCartney, and it turns out we were right.
Mel Gibson does not a role model make. So stop taking tips from him, Tom Hanks, on racial put-downs already!
Put your clean undies on girls, as Bruce Springsteen's marriage is on the rocks.
As if Dr. Who isn't scary enough, they've recruited Meat Loaf to play a villain, as if he isn't scary enough.
It's practically an anti-drinking campaign in itself, as Kerry Katona was recently rushed to hospital in fear of her unborn child's health.
Posted by Katherine on August 24, 2006 in Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Heather Mills, Hot Gossip, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Kerry Katona, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Mel Gibson, Musical Stars, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (2)
August 17, 2006 12:11 PM
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Turns out that the photos of Prince Harry having a grope were actually taken several years ago. Naughty Sun, bit desperate for a front-page story, there?
Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's separation seems to be due to a young blonde thang named Owen Wilson, aka, The Butterscotch Stallion.
Tom Cruise's heroics the other day may well have been fake, as a list of all his supposed charitable efforts are revealed, leading one to wonder whether he is indeed a superhero, or a compulsive liar as we always believed.
Paul McCartney has banned Heather Mills from his house, good thing too, as he doesn't want that sort hanging 'round wearing hoodies, causing trouble.
Yet more Scientology-brainwash stories, this time Katie Holmes is described as 'dead in the eyes'.
Not content with pilfering clothes and jewellery, Winona Ryder is trying to steal Keanu Reeves's heart instead.
Cover your eyes and ears, kids, as Ace Ventura 3 is coming to a cinema near you. Without Jim Carrey, which is probably a good thing in my opinion.
P Diddy-doodles is robbed of a £6 million necklace whilst on holiday.
Thank the Lord, Madonna has given up acting permanently!
Justin Hawkins from the Darkness has checked into rehab at The Priory, presumably he turned to drugs and booze over his failed career.
Posted by Katherine on August 17, 2006 in Hot Gossip, Katie Holmes, Madonna, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney & Heather Mills, The Royal Family, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (9)
August 15, 2006 4:33 PM
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Goldie-spawn Kate Hudson splits from homeless-lookalike husband, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretend to be good samaritans but it doesn't fool us.
Drew Barrymore is a-cluck-cluck-clucking her way into popping out some children soon with Strokes hunk-a-spunk, Fabrizio Moretti.
Firecrotch rears its ugly, dirty, fiery head in the form of Paris Hilton and her music producer, Scott Storch, after a Justin Timberlake concert. Yes, you read correctly, after a Justin Timberlake concert. The horror.
Brad Pitt takes kiddywinks to work with him, using the day-care centre facilities that 'anybody working on the lot, including secretaries and executives' can use. Double horror! Common people, argh!
Excuse me whilst I vomit, but James Blunt's debut album, 'Back To Badlam' has recently been made the second best-selling LP of the decade. Seriously, who buys his music? Deaf people?
Babyshambles were forced to cancel last night's gig in Ibiza due to Pete Doherty realising his passport had expired. If only it had expired outside the UK so he couldn't come back in!
Paris Hilton's debut album has launched exclusively on AOL Music from today, a week before anywhere else. Don't scramble too fast for your credit card, there.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are reportedly engaged, after she was spotted wearing a huge vintage diamond ring given to her by her on-off boyfriend. Jade Jagger is meant to throw them an engagement party in Ibiza this weekend - if Pete sorts out his passport dramas (see above).
Suri is seen in the wild by a 'commoner' (none of those schmancy Scientologist people this time), but it all sounds very fishy to us. Fishy as in Tom-Cruise's-flack-paid-someone-to-off type fishy.
Posted by Katherine on August 15, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Baby Watch, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Hot Gossip, James Blunt, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Katie Holmes, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)
August 10, 2006 12:40 PM
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Joe Simpson continues to creep out his daughters Jessica and Ashlee by talking yet again about their boobs.
Pete Doherty claims to be 'clean' and in the process of marrying Kate Moss. Dude still needs a bath and a haircut, however 'clean' he may be.
Kirsten Dunst dates a mystery British man, and he lumps her with the bill. Atta boy, that's how we do things here in Blighty!
David Hasslehoff admits to loving being groped by female fans, and also tried to seduce married Kate Beckinsale 'I whispered in her ear the other day at a premiere, ‘I’ll give you
everything I have’. She just laughed. But when she met me initially,
she seemed very excited.' Suuuure...
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler file for divorce, following in the footsteps of other failed MTV marriages, in the form of Jessica and Nick, and Dave and Carmen. It's about time someone put a curse on MTV marriages.
Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of her L.A. home, the Chateau Marmont as 'it is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights'.
Robin Williams falls off the wagon and enters rehab after being sober for 20 years. Reckon it had something to do with signing on to film Mrs. Doubtfire 2?
Several weeks after Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra split, he is now swapping saliva with porn-star Jenna Jameson. Such impeccable taste in women.
Sienna Miller and Jude Law break up for the last time reportedly. Do we even care anymore? Really, the only good thing about this slice of goss is the close-up of her inner-thigh bruise, tasty.
Anna Nicole Smith wants fellow white-trashee Britney Spears to be her New BFF, 'If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with
you...I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our
babies about the same time,' as she wrote on her website. Like Britney needs any more bad [Katherine Hannaford]
Posted by Katherine on August 10, 2006 in Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff, Hot Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Jude Law, Kate Moss, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, LA Airheads, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Nick Lachey, Pete Doherty, Relationship Watch, Sienna Miller, Sienna Miller & Jude Law, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales, Thighs Wide Open, Top Ten Stories | Permalink | Comments (1)
August 9, 2006 2:01 PM
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Sex-machine Bill Clinton turns 60 on August 17th, and will host several months worth of celebrations, culminating in a Rolling Stones gig in October.
David and Victoria Beckham are releasing a joint perfume next month, 'Intimately', featuring racy photos of the couple together.
Larry David's life veers dangerously towards resembling an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, when his BMW gets hit by an 'out-of-control shopping cart'. Wonder if Susie Greene was behind it all?
Speaking of sex gods, Barry Manilow is scheduled to have hip surgery, presumably due to an overtly-active pelvis.
Newly single Uma Thurman wants to set up an online dating service 'for all the lost and lonely socially-inept celebrities who don't know how to meet anybody'.
Conflict between Tori Spelling and her mother Candy continue, with Candy disinviting Tori to the Emmy awards.
£750 will buy you not only a rare painting by Pete Doherty made from blood, but also a meeting with the poet/artist/junkie.
Suri Cruise-Holmes's first picture will be shown in Vanity Fair this Autumn.
Paris Hilton has been turned into a Hello Kitty stuffed toy, only available in Japan as of yet. Plushophiles the World-over rejoice.
Posted by Katherine on August 9, 2006 in Baby Watch, David Beckham, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Marriage Watch, Musical Stars, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Posh 'N Becks, TV Show Gossip, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Top Ten Stories, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)
